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chatquack: Holy shit, I'm going to be setting up a 14TH/s rig in May!
VanCleef: holy shit that will be useless by then
Duffer1: should get your money back and keep the btc
chatquack: Don't tell the guy paying for it that.
chatquack: People told me the same thing about my 6gh/s rig, and it's paid for itself twice.
Duffer1: how many btc could you have bought with that same money and what are they worth now?
chatquack: The answer to that question makes me sad. :(
Duffer1: don't worry about it man, believe me i understand
chatquack: Ya, ugh, $300 into $3000 would have been nice.
chatquack: But I still have the equipment, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
VanCleef: so why waste on your money again?
VanCleef: you didn't learn the first time?
chatquack: I did not. :(
chatquack: Really I just want access to a server rack of miners.
chatquack: guh, 14th/s would be nice to have right this min.
VanCleef: yeh in may it will be completely useless
chatquack: Unless the price jumps quite a bit.
Duffer1: ironically if you didn't pay in btc then you could likely get your money back
chatquack: It's not paid yet.
chatquack: Could go a diff route.
chatquack: 40kUSD of Coinye!
Duffer1: who were you thinking of buying from?
chatquack: That's sure to be a winner!
Duffer1: hehe
chatquack: Cointerra (sic.?)
Duffer1: oh i thought they only did bulk chips, didn't know they had their own rigs
Duffer1: it sounds like you're trying to throw your money away bro, just keep it
Duffer1: believe me just keep it
chatquack: They sold out of March and April.
chatquack: It's for someone looking to invest in Bitcoin.
Duffer1: BITCOIN is the investment
chatquack: I wish I had 40k lay'n around
chatquack: Someone's gotta support the network...
Duffer1: plenty of fools doin that already
chatquack: What's the worst that could happen? Get only a fraction roi? Maybe years from now it will pay for itself...
Duffer1: the worst, and likeliest, scenarios are the same
Duffer1: you MIGHT roi in terms of fiat
Duffer1: but if you had just bought btc with that money and sat on the btc, you would be buying a new house instead of a used car
Duffer1: next year
chatquack: How would something like btc hitting $2kUSD by the end of the year affect it?
Duffer1: ok consider what happened to me
Duffer1: i bought a number of bitcoin and thought i'd invest, not really understanding that bitcoin itself was the investment
chatquack: The investor is only intrested in fiat. I've been trying to convince him to hold onto the btc.
chatquack: Did ya sell low?
Duffer1: well see i was thinking of btc as just something that should be invested, not as the investment itself, so i put it in btc denominated securities
Duffer1: the fiat value of btc rose, the value of my securities fell in direct proportion
Duffer1: 80% loss in value due to a 5x increase in price (it was actually much worse than that since it turned out to be a total scam and a total loss, but that's another story)
Duffer1: just keep the btc
chatquack: I don't think he will go for that. He wants a product to hold.
chatquack: Perfect type of investor for mining.
Duffer1: buy him cascasius physical bitcoins and fill them with btc
chatquack: Just crazy enough to do it...
chatquack: That could be fun.
Duffer1: hehe
chatquack: Or use a 3d printer to make metal castings.
Duffer1: mining is more a hedge these days, something to get into if you feel the fiat value of btc will go down
Duffer1: these days anyways*
chatquack: down?
Duffer1: start with a baseline goal
Duffer1: baseline = the fiat value of btc itself
Duffer1: compare that to what you're thinking of doin
Duffer1: like buying mining equipment
Duffer1: you can spend x amount of fiat on btc or mining gear
Duffer1: if you buy mining gear and the price of btc goes up, then essentially you've lost value because you didn't buy and hold btc
chatquack: all my dreams... shattered
Duffer1: if you buy mining gear and the price of btc goes down, then there's a SMALL chance that you will have temporarily gotten more value out of your fiat
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0480001 = 0.24 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.04800001 = 0.72 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Guards Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room ... - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0475 = 0.2375 BTC [-] {2}
Duffer1: man now i'm going to be watching pytho clips for hours now
Duffer1: python
chatquack: ~He has a wife you know.~
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1587 @ 0.0029566 = 4.6921 BTC [+] {2}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 39 @ 0.0029728 = 0.1159 BTC [+]
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ozbot: The Prodigy - Take Me To The Hospital - YouTube
Vexual: some a-hole put a box of empty bottle right in my gravity patch
truffles: theyre really trying it with the weird faces in that vid
Vexual: england progresses by regressing
truffles: only england?
gecko_x2: wow read about mp's magic on hackernews
gecko_x2: donated to the freebsd team :p
gecko_x2: nice going mp
Vexual: yeah freebsd and a pickplace machine, one onders whats no such has up its sleeve
gecko_x2: i need a donation too
truffles: how much
Vexual: cc's days or bitcoin?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00614998 = 0.5535 BTC [+]
Vexual: blood sweat and tears
ozbot: The Prodigy Ruff In The Jungle Bizness - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.64944999 = 2.5978 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.65 = 1.3 BTC [+]
Vexual: meanwhile the cosmos is being exeedingly quiet
truffles: u play chess?
Vexual: not quite as well as you good sir
truffles: i lost most of my games so far
Vexual: i can ocassionaly remember the direction in which the pieces are allowed to move, beyond that, i have nothing
truffles: mightve gone differently if there werent so slow who knows
truffles: play speed chess u will force to move fast :D
Vexual: no shit
truffles: well i might best u at that sonm
truffles: can u play checkers or go?
Vexual: i like snooker
truffles: thats a game i avoid heh
truffles: some1 taught me how to pool once
Vexual: i do enjoy a good pool hall
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 52 @ 0.04000013 = 2.08 BTC [-] {5}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00099373 = 1.6893 BTC [+]
Vexual: a gin and tonic is just plain weird sitting in a park, and you never hear any sotrys about bankok
Vexual: to compare pool to chess
truffles: u dont have to bang cocks to play it
Vexual: i don't make the rules
ozbot: DESMOND DEKKER - YOU CAN GET IT IF YOU REALLY WANT.wmv - YouTube
ozbot: The Specials - Too Much Too Young - YouTube
ozbot: Black Grape - Dadi Waz A Badi Live - YouTube
Vexual: lets play bejing
Vexual: whereby everyone says a different way of explaining how we can slow the economy with 2 billion citizens
Vexual: i play no narrow neckties
Vexual: it's ineffective
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.0061 = 0.2135 BTC [-]
Vexual: ban rooting?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.00600476 = 0.1261 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: mother earth routsa round that in one move like the internet about censorship
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 121 @ 0.0060007 = 0.7261 BTC [-] {5}
ozbot: The Specials - Ghost Town (official music video) - YouTube
ozbot: Three Little Birds - Bob Marley (Stephen Marley and Jason Bentley Remix) - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2537 @ 0.0029723 = 7.5407 BTC [+] {6}
Vexual: mcafee dont fuck about
ozbot: Black Grape - Englands Irie - YouTube
Vexual: tre bez
ozbot: Rehearsal Verdi, Wagner - Marina Zoege von Manteuffel - YouTube
ozbot: Hilltop hoods- dumb enough - YouTube
truffles: thumbsdown
Vexual: noted
truffles: esp since i seem to be the main clicker around :D
ozbot: Joss Stone - Natural Woman (A Cappella) [Live at The Jonathan Ross Show] - YouTube
truffles: i like the way she sang it too 3>
Vexual: yeah she went to voice school , aint no thing
truffles: no im gonna be clicking related links !
truffles: now*
Vexual: dont bother
Vexual: shes hella ripped in this one
truffles: already listening to that 1
truffles: seh's got nice legs
ozbot: Joss Stone - Son of a Preacher Man - YouTube
truffles: i listened to that song so many times *memories*
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00614997 = 0.123 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: lily allen is next, only because shes devo on turning down 200k bitcoin
truffles: she's alright too
truffles: whyd she turn it down?
Vexual: coz she gets dollars
ozbot: Lily Allen - The Fear (Explicit) - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2500 @ 0.002975 = 7.4375 BTC [+]
truffles: heard this song lots, didnt know it was hers!
truffles: prefer the chorus though
Vexual: well if were doing powerful women from englsnd
mircea_popescu: since when are you doing women
Vexual: since i found a recording of lady di decomposing
Vexual: also good morning
truffles: she was such a classy lady
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00614998 = 0.2029 BTC [+]
ozbot: Regina Spektor - "Don't Leave Me (Ne Me Quitte Pas)" Official Music Video - YouTube
truffles: thumbsdown
Vexual: yay for behaving as expected
Vexual: regina spektor dont rent apartments
ozbot: Lily Allen - Smile - YouTube
truffles: i watched her reality tv show
Vexual: me too
Vexual: lily allen tetas
truffles: i was sad about her trying for kids, but prob shouldnt have painted her house while she was pregg
Vexual: shes got about 10 now
truffles: nice
Vexual: or some 1 dunno
truffles: google says 2
Vexual: shes the only effective femenist i can think of that got her tits out on tv for the cause
truffles: so taking ur tits out is good?
Vexual: he my google knows, im getting truff links
Vexual: more lily?
Vexual: more lily
truffles: im listening to its not fair
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.002975 = 0.1488 BTC [+]
ozbot: Lily Allen - LDN - YouTube
Vexual: trip hp shit ho[p
Vexual: mp could pay lily allen to go slap dr muillhouse and tell him its not wall street
truffles: nice advertising for tesco in there
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ozbot: Hustle & Flow - It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp - YouTube
truffles: didnt click, though song is ok
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 160 @ 0.002975 = 0.476 BTC [+]
ozbot: Regina Spektor - What we saw from the cheap seats [Full Album] - YouTube
Vexual: bending bars and shit
truffles: im back to joss
Vexual: fuck off cunt, shes mine
truffles: she does a lot of covers
Vexual: she has a man to write songs for her own albums
ozbot: Joss Stone - A Man's World (Lyrics) - YouTube
truffles: i could write some songs for her :)
Vexual: only girl who can sing the godfather of soul
truffles: doubtful
Vexual: electric lite or electrolite?
truffles: thats what i heard too
truffles: but im thinking electric light
Vexual: shes healthy
truffles: she's done Fell in love with a boy hmm
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15550 @ 0.00099327 = 15.4453 BTC [-]
truffles: kinda fav white stripes song ldo
Vexual: joss makes me wanna cut the rust outta my vw
truffles: i feel like some1 else sung this
Vexual: nope thats a joss song
truffles: the lyric rhythm combo is familiar
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00099327 = 3.8738 BTC [-]
truffles: i might have to stop listening to her now, feeling low on unique songs..
Vexual: no shoes and a borrowed car
nubbins`: story of my life
truffles: rod stewart voice ewww
Vexual: lol
Vexual: nod
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28100 @ 0.00099251 = 27.8895 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: MPOE chugging along
Vexual: im still working on the ultimate biro drawing of horses for ya nubs
Vexual: its a once in a species thing, so im sure you understand
Vexual: and my scanner tube is otherwise engaed, so its all in-pen
truffles: u drink redbull?
Vexual: thats 10 pc on 30 ays huh?
Vexual: *days
Vexual: i asked a voluptuous barkeep for a hickup remedy once and got redbulll with jagermister
truffles: mine is to hold breath
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 78 @ 0.002975 = 0.2321 BTC [+]
Vexual: i wouldnt buy a can of the stuff
nubbins`: pen is where it's at anyway
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 140 @ 0.00298 = 0.4172 BTC [+]
nubbins`: lots of the shit we print starts out as ink drawings
Vexual: yeah
nubbins`: Vexual, what you describe is a jagerbomb
nubbins`: half glass of redbull with a shot glass of jager dropped in
nubbins`: my stomach is convulsing at the memory
Vexual: its a shot of jager dropped into a glass of redbull
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00299 = 0.1196 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0499997 = 0.15 BTC [-]
Vexual: yah jagerbomb
truffles: i need a pickmeuper goto
Vexual: fixes hiccups
nubbins`: fixes sobriety
Vexual: fuckes knicker sporting too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.04999998 = 0.6 BTC [+]
nubbins`: you know that feeling of revulsion that gets a little bit stronger each time you eat some magic mushrooms?
nubbins`: that's how jagerbombs make me feel
Vexual: yeah, i feel it with southern comfort
mircea_popescu: yes well, that's your liver telling you you're fucking it up.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04999998 = 0.15 BTC [+]
foucist: haven't had southern comfort since 1st year university
Vexual: me too many years
nubbins`: slightly more amazing than the liver's ability to trigger nausea is the human's ability to ignore it
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
truffles: it sounds interesting
nubbins`: it's not
Vexual: is jager canadian?
truffles: southern comfort that is
Vexual: sc is moonshine fail
truffles: looks fruity and nice
nubbins`: i think jager is german
Vexual: but it has an elk
nubbins`: europe has those too
Vexual: i like me some glenfiddich
nubbins`: glenfiddich, now that's a drink
Vexual: yes, with the triangular prism bottle
truffles: prism is everywhere huh
Vexual: its designed such that a nif turns into a hexagon
Vexual: *nip
nubbins`: truthfully all i can taste in jager is the anise
nubbins`: reminds me of aguardiente
Vexual: what in gods good name is aguardiente?
nubbins`: popular anise flavored booze from colombia
nubbins`: literally fire-water
Vexual: is it something liek a flaming lambourghini?
Vexual: anise 80p from columbia?
Vexual: where do i sign?
nubbins`: which in turn reminds me of this bizarre sport called tejo
nubbins`: where you throw lead weights at gunpowder targets
nubbins`: booze-fuelled fun
Vexual: i prefer snooker
truffles: fav wine nubbins?
ozbot: Tejo, a Colombian Drinking Sport | I Like Going Places
nubbins`: truffles: barone montalto makes a great nero d'avola
nubbins`: well, it's a red, so there's that, at least
nubbins`: i can't abide white wine
Vexual: wait till your teeth start going black
Vexual: simillion brightens them up like uv
Vexual: *e
nubbins`: yeah, i had a nice case of rot-mouth on the go monday night
Vexual: what kinda red u drink in canadia?
nubbins`: pascale is worse for it, she doesn't try to avoid the teeth
nubbins`: Vexual: the aforementioned nero d'avola is a favourite
Vexual: ah
nubbins`: we also drink an amount of apothic red
truffles: my teeth could withstand anything, throw out some reds :)
nubbins`: which might be more up truffles' alley
Vexual: syrah is best red global
Vexual: are those syrah?
truffles: im transitioning to adult winery
nubbins`: apothic is a blend, some syrah
nubbins`: syrah, zin, and merlot i think
Vexual: how old are you truff?
nubbins`: apothic is pretty fruity too
nubbins`: and it's cheap
Vexual: canadian?
ozbot: The Waifs London Still - YouTube
Vexual: more dudes in oz have made million from wine than iron ore
truffles: i shall look into these types, if they exist here that is
nubbins`: american i think
nubbins`: (imagine, american wine)
Vexual: haold a bottle of syrah to the light, if you cant see through it, and the cork looks a little old, its probably good food
nubbins`: jacob's creek st hugo cabernet
nubbins`: collazzi bastioni chianti
Vexual: lol thats oz
nubbins`: avalon napa cabernet
nubbins`: 7 deadly zins
truffles: i trust an alcoholic to give good suggestions :D
nubbins`: ^ recommendations from an alcoholic who works at a liquor store
Vexual: ask mp, he drinks champagne from champagne, the winw where the name is the best place
truffles: im not rich though
Vexual: u werk at liquor store nubs?
nubbins`: nah, an old roommate
Vexual: ahh
nubbins`: there's a wine festival every year, he gets to pour the "special selections"
Vexual: ive never met an alcoholic that sold booze
nubbins`: and of course you can't pour a wine you don't know about
Vexual: oh yes bartends
nubbins`: so once a year we grill steaks and drink $300 glasses of wine together
nubbins`: it's a nice thing to look forward to
nubbins`: you know how on wine labels, they talk about the flavors? like "hints of oak, mushrooms, and rustic tobacco"
Vexual: nod
nubbins`: after a certain price point, the wine actually tastes like what they say
Vexual: NOD
truffles: interesting
nubbins`: "jesus, this DOES taste like rustic tobacco"
Vexual: theyre the same lot as you nubs
Vexual: the creation of the label includes the printer and the drawer and the bullshittter
Vexual: when they nod together, its $100 a bottle
nubbins`: printing wine labels, that's something i should get into
Vexual: cleanskins doucle in price with a good label
Vexual: if you can recreate a cellar special, you're doing even better
nubbins`: y'know, i should look into this. i've got some great 175gsm cotton rag that would look nice on a bottle
nubbins`: WHOA. just looked up and it's white outside. snowing full force, ground covered
Vexual: what are the guys calls that tend the vines and blend the wine?
nubbins`: not sure
Vexual: viticulturalists?
nubbins`: vintners?
Vexual: i know a few trippers that do it
Vexual: no normal people do that
nubbins`: it's a bit of a life committment
nubbins`: the aforementioned alkie wine lover is actually training to be a sommelier
truffles: i have like 20 pens all not working wtf
nubbins`: 2/3 exams completed so far
Vexual: i could be either
Vexual: perhaps my editorial would make it useless
nubbins`: i'd read your wine reviews
truffles: so as wine noob, is there a certain way ure supposed to drink it to extract the flavors?
Vexual: yeah drink it like a pussy
Vexual: put it on your tongue and in your head
nubbins`: heheh
Vexual: get into it
nubbins`: truffles: slurp it
nubbins`: you want air in your mouth with the wine
Vexual: fuck the expense
nubbins`: enhances the flavors
truffles: i watched this doc where some actor when to winery and explained it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17500 @ 0.00099373 = 17.3903 BTC [+]
truffles: like the process etc and i felt dumb lol
nubbins`: (this is also the proper way to eat soup, protests of puritanical stiffs notwithstanding)
nubbins`: truffles: to a point, people who trip about wine are just taking the piss
nubbins`: i was at a bar once and this asshole buys a bottle of wine and instructs the bartender to put it in the fridge for 7 minutes
nubbins`: not six. not eight. seven.
truffles: i dont slurp anything but ill try while consuming at home :D
Vexual: if it tastes old tell em, if it tastes good tell em bring more
nubbins`: HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW COLD THE FUCKING FRIDGE WAS
Vexual: temp is importent
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12874 @ 0.00099351 = 12.7904 BTC [-]
nubbins`: truffles, also consider food pairings
nubbins`: rich cheeses, sausage, pasta with red sauce
truffles: why dont u start a wine for newbies school !
nubbins`: i downed a bottle of nero d'avola the other night with fettucine, homemade meat sauce, & homemade sausage
nubbins`: was fucking life-altering
nubbins`: i pounded the table with my fist and shouted
truffles: im going to try to make fettucine alfredo again
truffles: with the eggs
kakobrekla: >What I like in COGNITIVE is his resilience against time, scam accusations and worst of all, kakobrekla's trolling.
kakobrekla: im famous
nubbins`: congrats, how's it feel?
truffles: kako the troll, whod thunnk it
kakobrekla: 5$ per pic, signature is extra 5.
Vexual: kako, never herd of ya
Apocalyptic: kako: you're such a troll
nubbins`: speaking of feels
ozbot: Kathy Dunderdale resignation: 'Writing has been on the wall' - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
nubbins`: the witch is dead
nubbins`: well. out of a job, at least
Apocalyptic: <kakobrekla> 5$ per pic, signature is extra 5. // with the 500 btc car in the background too ?
kakobrekla: sure, just get you ass over here ;)
ozbot: The Herd - 'The King is Dead' - YouTube
truffles: syrah or shiraz
Vexual: same same but different
Vexual: australia beginns to attempt a war with a neighbour with 100 fold population
ozbot: Offshore assets of China's elite revealed in leaked records - World - CBC News
truffles: Shiraz higher in alcohol, less obviously tannic, peppery slightly sweetish
Vexual: just like chinas elite
nubbins`: !t m s.mg
assbot: [MPEX:S.MG] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00010001 / 0.00010069 / 0.000135 (30796 shares, 3.10 BTC), 30D: 0.00010001 / 0.0001061 / 0.00014 (53100 shares, 5.63 BTC)
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmYz-RE9YmA absorb excellen syrah truffles
ozbot: Bliss N Eso - The Sea is Rising (WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY) - YouTube
nubbins`: i suspect the average age in here is about 15-20 years above the average age in -otc
Vexual: i wish i was trading bc at 20
truffles: kids today
nubbins`: kids indeed
nubbins`: "trading doge for coinye"
truffles: the sea is rising not too bad
nubbins`: "my forced sterilization would be a net positive"
Vexual: sydney
Vexual: u already got kids nubs
Vexual: thats like mowing the weeds after the seeds are full
Vexual: perhaps nubs you could slap the quotee into clarity
nubbins`: nah, no kids for me
Vexual: if he happens to live , 5 miles from your snowed in condition
Vexual: meh same same but different
ozbot: Seth Sentry - The Waitress Song (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube
nubbins`: i used to own a SSBD t-shirt
nubbins`: guess it got cut up for rags
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 355 @ 0.00083433 = 0.2962 BTC [-] {4}
KRS1: 8.5
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 721 @ 0.00083326 = 0.6008 BTC [-] {4}
Vexual: lol
nubbins`: 8.3326
Vexual: fraction?
nubbins`: 8 3326/10000
Vexual: approximation of life
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1160 @ 0.00083038 = 0.9632 BTC [-] {7}
ozbot: Protesters in Kiev - Imgur
nubbins`: amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3200 @ 0.00083031 = 2.657 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: why dont i get topic privelidges kako?
ozbot: David Bowie * Fame - YouTube
Vexual: noone ever gets kicked
simlay: You'd probably change it to whatever song you're listening to.
simlay: The topic that is.
Vexual: youll never know
kakobrekla: yes we will never know cause vex will never get access.
Vexual: indeed
truffles: never is strong
Vexual: id change it every 6 hours
simlay: I feel like there should be a bot that chooses the topic.
simlay: Based on whatever the channel is talking about.
Vexual: kako doeth that
Vexual: no some nutjob makes it up, thats irc
simlay: It'd be a fun NLP problem.
simlay: NLP problem is redudent.
simlay: I'm gonna start saying ATM machine.
Vexual: #topic friends and associates
truffles: im none of those hmm
Vexual: youre an associate
truffles: orly
nubbins`: knots per hour
ozbot: Eurythmics - There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart) - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7450 @ 0.00099351 = 7.4016 BTC [-]
simlay: knots per hour? Like an acceleration?
Vexual: it can only be a typo
Vexual: you can do metres per second per second, but not knots per hour
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.00299 = 0.1645 BTC [+]
simlay: Google suggests m/s^2 when querying for knots per hour.
Vexual: thats google
Vexual: its retarded
simlay: I've become less and less happy with google's querying as of late.
Vexual: well disregarding that, theres human conformities to be adhered to
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6450 @ 0.00099373 = 6.4096 BTC [+]
Vexual: that newly forgotten concept of globalisation is a motherfucker tho
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 124 @ 0.00082556 = 0.1024 BTC [-] {3}
truffles: so i feel like im losing hair, most be aging
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 34 @ 0.00299 = 0.1017 BTC [+]
twizt: did u get a haircut recently
Vexual: 9 prolly not as much of a thin in the eastern block or europe where its not new
twizt: ;)
truffles: nah runnig my hand through hair, its coming off in clumps
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 998 @ 0.00047151 = 0.4706 BTC [+] {5}
simlay: That's seems like a bad thing.
truffles: there is lots up there to shed
Vexual: as you like twista
truffles: i might lose more in center of head, thanks to sleeping style
truffles: *sigh*
ozbot: Fatface - Fatface - YouTube
truffles: is this where the jabs begin
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16750 @ 0.00099373 = 16.645 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Certified Wise - 13 MCs and 3 DJs - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27650 @ 0.00099373 = 27.4766 BTC [+]
truffles: thumbsdown
Vexual: 20 penises on your house
truffles: where
truffles: australia sure sucks with the rap though
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16904 @ 0.00099351 = 16.7943 BTC [-]
ozbot: King Kapz - Screams from the Old Plantation - YouTube
ozbot: Norah Jones - Come Away with Me (Full Album) HD1080p - YouTube
Vexual: you're on last moths vibe tuffs
ozbot: Jennifer Lopez - Jenny from the Block - YouTube
Vexual: tre mix
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17450 @ 0.00099373 = 17.3406 BTC [+]
ozbot: MAX ROMEO - One Step Forward (L. Perry/M. Romeo) - YouTube
truffles: that is my life vibe
Vexual: some cunt coming in pon a second?
Vexual: join the vlub :)
KRS1: hey i like this, mon
KRS1: almost reminds me of how The Police got some flavor from Reggae
Vexual: - yah mon lee perry designed most of dub#
ozbot: The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me - YouTube
KRS1: good one..yes. my fav is Fortress Around Your Heart. Reminds me of my freshman year in highschool.
Vexual: tre art
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62116892 BTC [-]
ozbot: Kaoma - Lambada (HQ) - YouTube
KRS1: Lambada is a good song to play on the way to the beach or something.
KRS1: Boat drinks.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6265 @ 0.00009179 = 0.5751 BTC [+] {3}
Vexual: or to watch t he video
Vexual: or lambada with some willing hips
Vexual: where jealousy has no place
ozbot: Live Bitcoin Market Data
jurov: wit trollbox?
jurov: ohmy
KRS1: hmm i didnt see the video...
Vexual: 816?
KRS1: yes she looks lucious
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15982 @ 0.00099341 = 15.8767 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) - YouTube
KRS1: prodigy is amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
jurov: *bobs head*
Vexual: :)
KRS1: thanks vexual now I am blasting this song and my housekeeper is getting annoyed lol
Vexual: fuck her
KRS1: too early in the morning i think she screamed in cubano
Vexual: whens the sequal to dragon tatoo coming?
Vexual: all those hollywood easterblock movies never get mad
KRS1: bbl
Vexual: but the one with bond is best
ozbot: The Age Of Love (Jam & Spoon mix) - YouTube
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Vexual: ooh
Vexual: sorry, frog on kb
truffles: got a cat?
foucist: lies
foucist: you spammer
Vexual: allergic
Vexual: tre mary
Vexual: this is like timis in april
Vexual: he eats dresophilla
Vexual: does fuit bar shits in the en suite
Vexual: just one techno?
ozbot: Die Antwoord. Babys On Fire on Vimeo
truffles: terrible title
Vexual: fok you
truffles: but u cant wonk wonk
Vexual: i can wonk
KRS1: +1000 to Vexual music video selection.
Vexual: kudos florida
truffles: +50 or so maybe
Vexual: shes not alergic to weed
ozbot: Lee Scratch Perry - Fisherman Dub - YouTube
Vexual: krs1 whot that song where the hot mumaseta likes to fuck all day?
ozbot: Wax Rosana Official Music Video - YouTube
KRS1: idk
KRS1: oh that one
KRS1: ya
Vexual: ya
KRS1: love that video, hilarious look on the guy's face when he's sweeping the floor
Vexual: gunstig
KRS1: i love that song so much
Vexual: shes not blonde :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.65 = 1.3 BTC [+]
Vexual: id be no good in mexico
kakobrekla: her name is osama?
Vexual: lucana
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.68189998 = 2.7276 BTC [+] {4}
kakobrekla: now im on terrorist list.
Vexual: ill delete you
Vexual: np
Vexual: wanna share a hotmailaccount?
Vexual: mow youre on a list
kakobrekla: im already sharing gmail
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.70870999 = 7.0871 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8804 @ 0.00099512 = 8.761 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Al Kyder and Terry Wrist - War on Everything - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.0061 = 0.5368 BTC [+]
ozbot: punjabi kake stunt on bullet - YouTube
the20year: Didn't realize the daily volume difference between mpex and HL till now
Vexual: how many punjabi ask for discounts
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15400 @ 0.00099519 = 15.3259 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 125 @ 0.04999998 = 6.25 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Brand New Key, pair of roller skates - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.00614998 = 0.3136 BTC [+]
ozbot: Miley Cyrus - The Backyard Sessions - "Jolene" - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.0061991 = 0.2542 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22650 @ 0.00099834 = 22.6124 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton Singing 'Jolene' - YouTube
Vexual: its not spam if its got dolly parton in it
ozbot: Willie Nelson -Hit Medley On The Grand Ole Opry(1965). - YouTube
Vexual: hes prooly got pstd if he saw the german pms knickers
Vexual: whereby a premptive lawyer coulnt save his soul :)
Vexual: whos that big blonde yank that dint get a suspeneded sentence?
Vexual: post nasas log on facebook, get 15 years
asciilifeform: don't break the '11th commandment.'
Vexual: whats that?>
asciilifeform: 'thou shalt not be caught'
Vexual: tre wise
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.0061991 = 0.1984 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.00619983 = 0.4216 BTC [+] {5}
ozbot: Eek a mouse - police in helicopter - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 134 @ 0.0062 = 0.8308 BTC [+]
Vexual: asciilifeform: its also notable that when not being caught, one should also be having fun
ozbot: Seeed: Aufstehn - (official Video) - YouTube
Vexual: what lunar is it?
Vexual: janur
Vexual: waning
Vexual: bronx natice
Vexual: with a pad in manhatten
ozbot: Beastie Boys - An Open Letter To NYC (HD) - YouTube
ozbot: Killing Zoe - "If it wasn't for my country..." - YouTube
maximian: mircea_popescu: the pic that wired selected for that openbsd article is hilarious
ozbot: Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.003 = 0.168 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8695 @ 0.00099184 = 8.624 BTC [-]
ozbot: The Beastie Boys - Hold It Now, Hit It - YouTube
pankkake: "Secretive Open Source OS" lol
Vexual: meh
ozbot: Bitcoin Baron Keeps a Secretive Open Source OS Alive | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com
Apocalyptic: Secretive OS ?
asciilifeform: 'colourless green ideas sleep furiously'
Vexual: hes also drinking champagne some monks were saving
jurov: "Who knows these things? I’ve never made a large hole in the ground and filled it with a billion in bills"
jurov: i'd expect much juicier quote from mircea
pankkake: they must have altered it; he probably was talking about other holes
Vexual: nintendo oudnt have made their last console without bsd
Vexual: sony too
jurov: and steamos
jurov: finally secure gaming, yay
Vexual: whats that?
jurov: ;;google SteamOS
Vexual: danke
ozbot: i aint shit BIG KRIT - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13150 @ 0.00098795 = 12.9915 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: thats an orb fail
Vexual: is steam a thing?
ozbot: Messiah - Handel ( 1 ) - YouTube
sapp: is anybody trading at BTC-E here?
sapp: nubbins`: hi, do you trade at btc-e? :)
nubbins`: once upon a time, i did
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00635789 = 0.1208 BTC [+] {3}
sapp: I'm just developing a trading instrument, and I'm looking for people to check it out
nubbins`: is the instrument in the form of an executable that i run on my machine?
ozbot: The Dogecoin Foundation
Diablo-D3: whats the most profitable altcoin atm?
foucist: Diablo-D3: yourmomcoin
TomServo: middlecoin?
nubbins`: "what's the best way to smash your dick into pulp atm?"
kakobrekla: doge prolly
ll: according to http://www.coinwarz.com/cryptocurrency its alphacoin
nubbins`: dontgetleftholdingthebagcoin
nubbins`: any of you guys collect casascius coins or what?
nubbins`: my suspicion is no
foucist: nubbins`: talking about dogecoin eh?
nubbins`: foucist: is that an invitation to chat?
foucist: heh, i was referring to "dontgetleftholdingthebagcoin"
nubbins`: that describes every crypto
lippoper: dogecoin is amazing
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
lippoper: such amaze
lippoper: so currency
zoinky: :-\
nubbins`: any suggestions for wii games?
nubbins`: this includes emulatables such as gc, n64, and earlier systems
sapp: <nubbins`> is the instrument in the form of an executable that i run on my machine?
sapp: no, it's a web thing
sapp: okay I'll just show it if you don't mind, maybe someone can give an opinion or an advice
nubbins`: realistically i won't click it, but feel free to go ahead and paste the link
ozbot: Instant Crypto Trading
sapp: it allows you to buy/sell instantly at BTC-E, without typing any price rates or amounts
nubbins`: you sure this doesn't infringe an amazon patent? ;)
sapp: it goes with the whole available amount at the current market price and leaves no hanging orders
sapp: which patent? %)
sapp: I can rename it in case it does cross anyone, whatever :D
sapp: and also estimates the effective resulting price you'll have your trade at, including fee
sapp: do you think it might be useful for traders?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 224 @ 0.00300679 = 0.6735 BTC [+] {5}
punkman: sapp, maybe if it wasn't a website
sapp: I created it for myself at first, but maybe others want such a thing as well
nubbins`: well, after a cursory glance it doesn't look like it'll steal all your funds
nubbins`: so there's that, at least
sapp: yeah it won't have a chance to. It only works with API keys
sapp: punkman: why? do you trust executables more?
punkman: I'd rather not trust
nubbins`: punkman: at least with this website, you can see exactly what's going on
nubbins`: no need to trust
punkman: it's not blackbox-y?
nubbins`: open a terminal and grab it with curl. it's all written in jquery
punkman: ooh, javascript math is the best kind of math
nubbins`: 64-bit FP by default
nubbins`: biggest math danger you'll encounter in btc is people using all these made-up units like millibit, nanobit etc
nubbins`: and getting them confused
punkman: speaking of projects, I'm working on a Python app that can query market data and trade on bitstamp, btcchina, okcoin, btce, bter, cryptsy, cryptotrade, litetree, therock and more
sapp: nice
punkman: and by app I mean low-level library, because it doesn't do shit yet
nubbins`: so, thinking about working on
nubbins`: sorry, coffee's making me saucy
punkman: well it does one thing, I have full trades history from these: btcchina, okcoin, btcltc, btcnew, btctrade, bter, chbtc, cryptotrade, fxbtc, goxbtc, litetree, therock
punkman: if anyone wants any of that, msg me
foucist: punkman: I MSG U.. OK
foucist: heh
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.00099151 = 22.0115 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.0008254 = 0.4127 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 325 @ 0.00084597 = 0.2749 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00305561 = 0.382 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 420 @ 0.00307499 = 1.2915 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62114208 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: :buffers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.0060212 = 0.4215 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00601514 = 0.5414 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 335 @ 0.003088 = 1.0345 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1200 @ 0.00099366 = 1.1924 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02588997 = 0.1036 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.003089 = 0.695 BTC [+]
pankkake: no AM panic sells? what has the world become
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.08400001 = 0.168 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00602 = 0.301 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 44 @ 0.00601561 = 0.2647 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.00601 = 0.2224 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1000 @ 0.04999998 = 50 BTC [+] {4}
ozbot: Facebook Is About to Lose 80% of Its Users, Study Says | TIME.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.62103138 = 1.8631 BTC [-] {3}
Apocalyptic: finally
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.61797669 = 10.5056 BTC [-] {5}
blg: i wish facebook would lose 80% of it's users
blg: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.60676923 = 15.776 BTC [-] {6}
blg: the analogy of facebook/disease is pretty accurate
blg: imho
the20year: Anyone here know someone personally at havelock support?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00629235 = 0.1573 BTC [-] {4}
Namworld: Not personally no
lippoper: sapp
lippoper: that isn't real money is it?
lippoper: in your test app
lippoper: i just lose like 0.35 LTC
lippoper: i think they were yours
ozbot: Instant Crypto Trading
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.0062928 = 0.1888 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10350 @ 0.00099564 = 10.3049 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.0062928 = 0.2014 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: hey guys what do you do when a highly technical individual funding an operation with no experience in your framework jumps into your codebase and says a bunch of crazy shit claiming it'll turn a particular eight hour job into a two hour one?
pankkake: you're fucked
jurov: is that my code? then he's likely right >:D
jurov: oh, no you're not coding for met, it's the other niggers
jurov: *me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 191 @ 0.00629269 = 1.2019 BTC [-] {2}
Apocalyptic: send them a niggers.txt explaining you don't give a fuck ?
benkay: baw haw haw
kakobrekla: you ppl still have jobs?
benkay: very trying to divest of project and project owner is like "NOOOOOOO TRIVIAL SHIT AND TOP PRIORITY GRAAAH"
pankkake: well, I didn't like it and made it known… which eventually got me fired
benkay: here's to firing clients.
Namworld: Nope, no job
ozbot: Unix-Derivat OpenBSD ist gerettet | heise online
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4100 @ 0.00099618 = 4.0843 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.60050333 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6005 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: FabianB: Amazing how the cite Ars Techica, the late comer to the story who could, even attribute the site that moved the information from IRC to the web.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.60001201 = 1.2 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Also here's what slashdot does to site traffic https://www.quantcast.com/thedrinkingrecord.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0030886 = 0.1544 BTC [-] {2}
FabianB: BingoBoingo: dunno how they select sources they trust
FabianB: Wired were even later, weren't they?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26550 @ 0.00099818 = 26.5017 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.60002558 = 1.2001 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 56 @ 0.00600557 = 0.3363 BTC [-] {4}
bitcoin-assets: yes, those links are good ways to win free litecoins : http://ltc4you.com/?r=2823 and http://coinbooster.net/litecoins/index.php?id=8677 and you can have a LTC address at http://www.virtualcoin.biz/?id=1425
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bitcoin-assets: join me ! it's free
bitcoin-assets: and you can win btc
bitcoin-assets: you're welcome too moloko
bitcoin-assets: more we are, more we can win !
mike_c: you should write a script that grabs a bunch of the names of the people in the channel and prints those out with your spam. you'd probably get more attention that way.
mike_c: who's going to respond to "Guest"?
bitcoin-assets: yet 13/19 active referrals
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mike_c: just trying to help. it would boost your conversion funnel for sure.
bitcoin-assets: yes mike !
mike_c: no, you gotta get the full name. that would probably trigger scripts people have that check for their name. then you would *really* piss everyone off.
bitcoin-assets: I only share links in which I trust
bitcoin-assets: no mike_c
mike_c: there you go
bitcoin-assets: I'm not a bot
kakobrekla: hey bitcoin-assets
kakobrekla: fuck you.
kakobrekla: oh shit, did i just insult the whole chan?
kakobrekla: sry sry
foucist: it's ok to insult the whole chan every now and then
zoinky: :o
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5300 @ 0.00099827 = 5.2908 BTC [+]
the20year: AH joy, havelock finally called me back
mike_c: good news? date set?
the20year: Not yet, but we're under final review it sounds
mike_c: hehe. what is their final review? they check if you have a pulse? ;)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.00099618 = 4.4828 BTC [-]
the20year: Hopefully
kakobrekla: i think a ping response to the homepage is sufficient
kakobrekla: keep that motherfucker online ya hear
pizzaman1337: I hear ya
kakobrekla: heya pizza
kakobrekla: so whats cookin?
kakobrekla: pizza i presume.
the20year: Hopefully we'll be set up to issue more shares soon, i've had to pass up quite a few nice properties
kakobrekla: like dat bunker.
the20year: not so much
the20year: About 12 properties I've identified that would hit our 13%/APY target
kakobrekla: so basically you are telling everyone here is better to just keep it in btc
the20year: Depends on where you think btc will go
kakobrekla: theres people who think shorting is a thing since time immemorial
kakobrekla: they dont stick around too long.
kakobrekla: so strange
the20year: If we get access to a good portfolio lender, we should be able to do 40%+ APY
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30673 @ 0.00099491 = 30.5169 BTC [-] {2}
the20year: That's the big caveat, and what we need to get in order to overcome BTC's increase in value
kakobrekla: well if i get my dick sucked 24/7 i can do 7% a week on some amounts.
kakobrekla: maybe i should ipo dat.
kakobrekla: so, first we need a logo.
BingoBoingo: Supernova going on. Everyone has two weeks to get any data they want destroyed out there: http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/01/22/kaboom_nearby_galaxy_m82_hosts_a_new_supernova.html?wpisrc=hpsponsoredd2
the20year: is this right that asicminer's div will be around .000266 this week?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.60002549 = 1.2001 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.60000001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.60000001 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00099588 = 9.1621 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.04999997 = 1.2 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26550 @ 0.000998 = 26.4969 BTC [+] {2}
mike_c: ~150 btc between s.mpoe and 0.001
mike_c: round numbers! so exciting!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20420 @ 0.00099115 = 20.2393 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.025888 = 0.2589 BTC [-]
wao-ender: wow, mp on wired, great move.
nubbins`: phew
nubbins`: what a workout i just had
Namworld: Why is MPOE even that high? APY is like under 0.5%. As much as I trust MPEx... That's an incredibly high valuation/revenue ratio.
Apocalyptic: Namworld, making parrallels between fiat company APY and bitcoin ones doesn't make sense imo
Apocalyptic: given the very nature of btc any positive APY is great
nubbins`: it's worth considering whether you, as a shareholder, want the company you've invested in to blow all its cash on dividends or not
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26997 @ 0.00098922 = 26.706 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: Fidor Bank: Die Bitcoin Battle ist da 22.01.2014 | Nachricht | finanzen.net
nubbins`: coca-cola didn't start doling out dividends until 28 years after incorporation
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 16 @ 0.02588997 = 0.4142 BTC [+]
foucist: nubbins`: and 95% companies don't dole out dividends ever :P
Namworld: nubbins, the thing is, revenue went down a lot when BTC price went up. And if BTC keeps going up, might still go down.
foucist: nubbins`: what revenue?
Namworld: It might not be able to keep such a valuation
Namworld: Well I'm just saying even for BTC, the valuation/revenue is incredibly high.
foucist: er i meant Namworld: what revenue?
Namworld: For MPOE
foucist: where's the rev coming from
Apocalyptic: new accounts & profit on options
Namworld: and trading fees
FabianB: and trading fees
foucist: but that's dropping when prices go up? interesitng
foucist: you'd think prices wouldn't be a factor.. ?
Namworld: Well it is. That plus MPEx lost SatoshiDice. Lots of trading lost.
nubbins`: prices would be the only factor, if investors are approacing from a USD perspective
Apocalyptic: nubbins`, which many still do
nubbins`: ^ my sides
Apocalyptic: foucist, a lot fewer new people can afford to pay 30 btc now that when btc was at 1 USD
nubbins`: and the existence of brokers isn't well-advertised
Apocalyptic: i think the girl is doing a good job at quoting CoinBr every chance she gets
nubbins`: sure, but how about the tens of thousands who read the wired article?
nubbins`: "better head to btctalk to get the details!" said none of them
punkman: they are worth about $3.50
kakobrekla: they should read the logs!
Apocalyptic: not the same exposure as bitcointroll indeed
nubbins`: well, y'know, "should" is a funny word
kakobrekla: yeah, so simmilar to shoulder, its funny.
nubbins`: "shooder"
nubbins`: hmmm
nubbins`: let me think on that, i'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere
Namworld: It's a shopping bag...
nubbins`: anyway, what did the cannibal's wife do when he came home late for dinner?
Namworld: They give you one to put your stuff in after you buy things
nubbins`: she gave him a COLD SHOULDER
kakobrekla: after he appeared late at cannibals dinner
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.02588997 = 0.5178 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00099452 = 11.9342 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 76 @ 0.00304 = 0.231 BTC [-]
nubbins`: neobee
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.00007951 = 0.1988 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00598183 = 1.7945 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.6 = 1.8 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00593579 = 0.1781 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 150 @ 0.005 = 0.75 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 66 @ 0.02588997 = 1.7087 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.582 = 1.746 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 240 @ 0.003089 = 0.7414 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.582 = 1.164 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 18 @ 0.02588931 = 0.466 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8444 @ 0.00098836 = 8.3457 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5817 = 1.1634 BTC [-]
deadweasel: hello herbijudlestoids
KRS1: whats up
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.58161 = 1.1632 BTC [-]
herbijudlestoids: oh nothen
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13939 @ 0.00099483 = 13.8669 BTC [+] {2}
herbijudlestoids: just thought id check in on you guys since i said hello the other day iv been travelling for work
herbijudlestoids: is everybody behaving?
herbijudlestoids: everyone done their homework?
deadweasel: i just left work, does that count herbijudlestoids ?
deadweasel: fwiw, fuck software dev at corporate shops.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.02588998 = 0.5178 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 57 @ 0.00325 = 0.1853 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999997 = 0.25 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 209 @ 0.003089 = 0.6456 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 147 @ 0.0030918 = 0.4545 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13511 @ 0.00099605 = 13.4576 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 323 @ 0.0030939 = 0.9993 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 58 @ 0.00408 = 0.2366 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 386 @ 0.00088321 = 0.3409 BTC [+]
mike_c: Namworld: i don't think it's fair to say mpex bizness went down when btc price went up. november and december were high volume on the options exchange, it's just that mpex was on the losing side of the bets.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1200 @ 0.000883 = 1.0596 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37500 @ 0.00099768 = 37.413 BTC [+]
pizzaman1337: kakobrekla: unforunately no, I'm still out! :(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.0059751 = 0.1912 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 68 @ 0.0030939 = 0.2104 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58160021 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: dont tell me ppl are gpu mining btc again
kakobrekla: must be doge
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.58160001 = 4.0712 BTC [-]
pankkake: or parents just asking why last month's power bill was so high
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 8 @ 0.07502625 = 0.6002 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: 1789546951.05324 | Next Diff in 292 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.1326% in 1d 14h 21m 11s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.07265001 = 0.2906 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1306 @ 0.0030939 = 4.0406 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8662 @ 0.00099768 = 8.6419 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.006179 = 0.1236 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00604949 = 0.1815 BTC [-] {6}
ozbot: I Raff I Ruse
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.59999988 = 4.2 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15950 @ 0.00099776 = 15.9143 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.0030939 = 0.3094 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2150 @ 0.00099827 = 2.1463 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: o hey, wired huh
mircea_popescu: more like it.
lippoper: dogecoin wil reach 25 cents
lippoper: i meant 1/25 of a penny
lippoper: possibly if it were to blow up like btc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15150 @ 0.00099702 = 15.1049 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Romanian Police say they catch hacker Guccifer, who allegedly broke into Colin Powell’s email acco
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 166 @ 0.0030939 = 0.5136 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.6 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 325 @ 0.00307 = 0.9978 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0058999 = 0.118 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.00099827 = 18.6676 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: i've just finished coding this. kakobrekla has been hanging around wasting time for the entire interval, talking to the press and whatnot. luckily i put the elbow grease in
mircea_popescu: all hail me!
mike_c: awesome. you are hailed. kako is booed.
mod6: ahh, cool json
mircea_popescu: yeah. shame on you, kako. that's why somalia isn't going anywhere
mircea_popescu: you people are just lazy
mod6: haha
mircea_popescu: awww! don't cry! work harder!!1
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i have a shocker for you that may keep you busy for a week or two :
asciilifeform: already pretty busy
asciilifeform: but, shoot
mircea_popescu: someone working for wired actually has a gpg pubkey on their blog.
mircea_popescu: like, of their own volition.
mike_c: looks like everything is there. thanks kakobrekla, that will be useful.
asciilifeform: nah, that's not news, that's in-line with the scheduled rerun of the 1990s.
kakobrekla: dunno what u talkin bout mike_c !
asciilifeform: history repeats, pgp is reborn, clinton is elected, etc.
mircea_popescu: my money's on michelle.
mod6: either michelle is /scary/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 74 @ 0.00304675 = 0.2255 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: michelle "slapped my butt" obama, i mean.
foucist: what? michelle slapped your butt?
mod6: ahh
ozbot: Michele Bachmann - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
carpet: is there ltc futures platform?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5818001 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: that bash thing... whenever i go by i end up loling outloud
carpet: LOL
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0481 = 0.2405 BTC [-]
ozbot: TekWar virtual reality hacking - YouTube
wao-ender: cmon, much cyberpunk^
ozbot: 10 Milliseconds of Trading in Merck - YouTube
mircea_popescu: merck, the ship;ping company ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00007921 = 0.1584 BTC [-] {6}
jcpham: mircea_popescu are you signing autographs yet
carpet: mircea_popescu: that's maersk
mircea_popescu: carpet a a right you are.
mircea_popescu: jcpham on boobs only.
mircea_popescu: because i'm such a boob, see ?
jcpham: hurrr
jcpham: never dug a hole in the ground and filled it with a billion bills eh
jcpham: classic
lippoper: look more crap coin
ozbot: Thunderclap: It's time for USD-E cryptocoin
carpet: has anybody ever burned spaghetti?
carpet: I thought it was something universal
lippoper: yes, in the microwave baby
mircea_popescu: universaly... maybe for ditzy chicks ?
carpet: well, everyone has played the 'floor is lava' game
lippoper: how's that even possible?
carpet: don't step on the crack on the street etc
carpet: lippoper: when the flame touches the dried pasta, it ignites causing the flame shown in the photo
carpet: this is because dried pasta is combustible.
Duffer1: wat
lippoper: i have a hard drive with bad sectors
carpet: lippoper: you can repair them with a soft microfiber cloth
lippoper: it scanned, repaired bad clusters, etc... everything worked. Had it running a few days, reboot, it's all slow and shit
lippoper: stuck on bad cluster
lippoper: must be a new one
lippoper: it's so gonna die
Duffer1: backup what you can and toss it
Duffer1: after a secure wipe
carpet: llippoper: use HDD regenerator
carpet: then stick in a back and pop in fridge for 45 minutes
carpet: good as new for few hours
lippoper: been waiting 30 minutes so far for it to go from Starting, to Welcome screen, i think in another 30 minutes i might see a desktop
Duffer1: that could possibly be a mem problem
lippoper: gotta get my wallet.dat out stat!
carpet: why boot to desktop, Image the drive while you can
lippoper: after that, i'll be ok
lippoper: if it dies
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 76 @ 0.00301151 = 0.2289 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: someone recently said to me about crypto 'its the 90's all over again'
KRS1: is there really an internetz 2.0 coming
KRS1: i'm not exactly seeing the I.T. job boards filling up
mircea_popescu: low level "it jobs" are like social media experts or barristas.
mircea_popescu: high level it jobs are a sellers market, and have been since before 1990, and it's only been getting worse.
copumpkin: pfft
mircea_popescu: copumpkin tell me you can't get paid as much as you want, mr ipad.
KRS1: The streets do need to be swept and the garbage needs to be collected..
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: I asked for $100m/yr and they turned me down :(
ozbot: Looking for Apple iOS/OSX experts - Bounty: 15BTC
mircea_popescu: wait for another stimulus package and ask again.
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: thanks for the advice!
KRS1: i think i just need to move out of s. florida to the vally..there be IT there
mircea_popescu: that, or start dating a headhunter.
KRS1: figured by this day and age telecommuting jobs would be there..i dont see them.
KRS1: those IT headhunters make my salaries look sick by comparison.
KRS1: if i married one I woulndt have to work
carpet: I don't understand why people work 9-5 job
KRS1: carpet I havent found an alterntive until last year when I was able to with crypto investments
mircea_popescu: "Румынский биткоин миллионер спасает OpenBSD"
mircea_popescu: rumynskij sounds so weird.
carpet: *миллиардер
KRS1: now I'm at the point where I'd rather do something than sit at home..my bills are paid but I just can't go out and do whatever
Duffer1: "Romanian Bitcoin Millionaire makes OpenBSD"
Duffer1: ^ google translate
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 slaset is more like salvage
KRS1: thats how i talk to my cuban housekeeper
Duffer1: MP tell that to google translate :P
carpet: who is this rpietila character?
mircea_popescu: sa goon, high quality trollage.
KRS1: carpet go read bitcointalk archives for a good idea on that
carpet: mircea_popescu: sa= somethingawful? KRS1, browsing now
KRS1: looking at sa gore motorcycle crashes made me get rid of my 2006 ninja
foucist: mircea_popescu: http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/25008/thumbs/s-ASS-SLAP-large.jpg wasn't nearly as LARGE as i was expecting :(
KRS1: adrenaline rush but i want nothing to do with that shit anymore
VanCleef: if i was mp i wouldn't bother being on irc i would go out and have fun
mircea_popescu: which explains why you aren't mp.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4350 @ 0.0009985 = 4.3435 BTC [+] {2}
VanCleef: too much effort dressing up as a girl and being on bitcointalk
carpet: sometimes it's the comfort of knowing you can go out at any time and do anything
VanCleef: i dont think he's as rich as he claims to be
VanCleef: otherwise why would you be on irc all the time
carpet: I don't listen to who is rich or not in bitcoin world., some have delusions of grandeur
Duffer1: for the same reason i'm here now
VanCleef: yeah i think its all make believe
VanCleef: just to try and impress people
carpet: nowadays accumulate 1000 from 0 100x harder than accumulate 10,000 few years ago
VanCleef: probably uses free wifi at mcdonalds everyday
VanCleef: living this fantasy life
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.601 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: VanCleef don't you think if i cared to impress people i'd go out "having fun" instead ?
KRS1: VanCleef he's not on 24 hours a day, i know because i usually am here. i dont think he's even on 8 hrs a day even
KRS1: besides, with laptops these days you can be anywhere.
VanCleef: you ever see the movie hardtarget?
VanCleef: why isn't MP hunting hobo's
VanCleef: rich mans game
KRS1: and what happened to doing what makes you happy? i know people who can do what they want and wonder why they do what they do
VanCleef: if dressing up as a girl and being on bitcointalk makes you happy fair enough
KRS1: see
Azelphur: VanCleef: why wouldn't you be on IRC?
VanCleef: i just think there is more to do with your money
Azelphur: fun fact...some people actually enjoy different things than you do (holy shit!)
KRS1: VanCleef i know what you are saying bro but open your mind a little more.
Azelphur: VanCleef: I'm not as rich as MP but I have a fairly decent amount, I spend most of my days coding/on IRC/gaming
mircea_popescu: rich people not being on irc is how the world ended up fucked in the first place.
Azelphur: mircea_popescu's going all philosophical on us, oh shit.
Azelphur: good point though :)
VanCleef: hmmmm
TomServo: So what other chans are relevant to unfucking the world?
VanCleef: he should go outside and find true love
VanCleef: that's all i'm saying
Azelphur: VanCleef: met my girlfriend on reddit, next stupid question?
carpet: you can 'locked up' working , studying observing for long times, delayed gratification. you can spend 1 year away from world no problem
VanCleef: lol met gf on reddit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 163 @ 0.00085244 = 0.1389 BTC [-] {6}
kakobrekla: got mine on irc fyi
KRS1: you can meet anywhere..its what you do with it that matters.
Azelphur: kakobrekla: well technically mine was IRC, it was an IRC channel for a subreddit >.<
Azelphur: KRS1: indeed :)
mircea_popescu: VanCleef dude, do you see the problem in a) you're poor ; b) you're shoulding at rich people ?
mircea_popescu: the shoulds flow the other way. i tell you what you should.
kakobrekla: that is just cheating!
mircea_popescu: TomServo i dunno.
VanCleef: yeh but at least i dont dress up as a girl pretending to be PR
Duffer1: back to the bridge with you
ozbot: Should App.net accept Bitcoin?
VanCleef: but if that makes you happy fair enough
TomServo: mircea_popescu: :( Not sure I believe you.
VanCleef: i just think you could be doing more
kakobrekla: observe.
Azelphur: VanCleef: what do you define as "more" out of curiosity?
Duffer1: omg MP how popped is your collar in that photo
VanCleef: dont waste your life brah its really short
Duffer1: or is that not you?
mircea_popescu: you know, possibly the funniest shit coming out of the openbsd story is the following comment on wired : "Yeah, an OS that almost nobody use is obviously "safe", since bad guys have no incentives to spend time attacking it."
mircea_popescu: now, does this sound at all familiar ?
mircea_popescu: seems almost as if stupid arguments are a very small set that just keeps getting repeated whenever someone's half competent.
kakobrekla: Duffer1 that is some shadow
Duffer1: ohh you're right lol
Duffer1: looked like disco king there
kakobrekla: yep :)
mircea_popescu: ;;google zappa disco
gribble: Frank Zappa discography - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa_discography>; Disco Boy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Boy>; Frank Zappa - Disco Boy - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLTOc2TVAs8>
carpet: mark karpeles spotted at popescu dinner table
KRS1: haha
kakobrekla: i think he already bouncy-balled away
kakobrekla: OMG TAAKI COLD POISON
Azelphur: I actually like taaki xD
KRS1: da fuq
mircea_popescu: what we need is a picture of taaki, the fat girl that broke the segway and her bf.
KRS1: who are those fine folks
Azelphur: that's me to the left of taaki, fyi xD
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 57 @ 0.003 = 0.171 BTC [-] {3}
Azelphur: far left is BCB, far right is BigBitzz, the other guys you all won't know
mircea_popescu: i was gfonna ask who are the two dudes on the right
carpet: rich fulcher 2nd from right
mircea_popescu: carpet he just said it's him
Azelphur: yea that was from Bitcoin London, lots of banking execs
kakobrekla: and the two on the left?
Azelphur: kakobrekla: BCB, aldur1
Azelphur: in order from left to right, BCB, aldur1, me, genjix, FishFish, BigBitz
carpet: I had always thought BCB was government employee
Azelphur: yea, he seems to give off that impression haha
carpet: he does some odd data collection tricks..
Azelphur: when I met him, I walked up, sat at the table, and just said hi BCB, based on the conversation I'd heard walking up to the table I knew it was him xD
carpet: its cool I had brought bitcoins from 3 of those people
carpet: had never been to any of these meetings though
mircea_popescu: i imagined bcb is like 19
carpet: unlucky bitcointalk proxy image he can no longer send tracking pixels
the20year1: All it took was posting on bitcointalk, then havelock called me, joy
carpet: and silent sms this is why i thought he is working or selling data
Duffer1: grats t20y1
carpet: when is the next bitcoin event or conference in europe?
kakobrekla: theres one in april
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.591 BTC [-]
the20year1: Hopefully we'll be able to hit our funding goals
KRS1: theres one this weekend near where I live (Miami) but I heard nothing about it.
carpet: I heard there was a party in germany
ozbot: North American Bitcoin Conference
KRS1: advertising fail
carpet: charlie shrem has glorious eyebrows
mircea_popescu: "With OpenBSD, you have a community of hard-core asshole isolationists who freely and openly express unrestrained disdain for the less-knowledgeable, don't care about their users, don't want more users, don't entertain requests from their users, and who would prefer that you get lost rather than bother them. If you can figure their shit out, they're not going to stop you from using it, but don't ask any questions, don'
mircea_popescu: t make any requests, and don't expect anything, ever. If you have a problem, fix it yourself or get lost. They're NOT writing this software for other people to use. They're writing it for themselves. That's it."
carpet: mircea_popescu: you are using openBSD as your main OS?
mircea_popescu: but i do enjoy all teh comments.
carpet: using windows vista black edition?
carpet: ;)
mircea_popescu: haha. nah
the20year1: i use windows ME
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.04999989 = 0.75 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3300 @ 0.00099866 = 3.2956 BTC [+]
ozbot: The Invisible Things Lab's blog: Introducing Qubes Odyssey Framework
mircea_popescu: it's just funny this shit, people keep thinking they're bringing down a ten ton hammer of withering criticism which makes me go "hey, this shit sounds perfect".
Duffer1: hehe
carpet: this OS system of compartmentalisation good
mircea_popescu: sorta works the other way, i've noticed, derps keep going "o mp is evil", some guy in chan yest was all like "it motivated me to check it out"
kakobrekla: yes it does work the other way
kakobrekla: unfortunatley when you shit over bfl
kakobrekla: more equipment get sold
kakobrekla: gets*
mircea_popescu: dubious that.
mircea_popescu: so they claim, but...
kakobrekla: just look at all the monarch preorder people now crying
kakobrekla: they must have presold a bunch
the20year1: few million worth i'm guessing
Duffer1: i tried to warn them :/
kakobrekla: it doesnt work
Duffer1: ognasty wouldn't listen
kakobrekla: once they see 3d render
kakobrekla: its too late.
the20year1: When my brother was preselling his last asic the order volume was crazy
carpet: Look at interest coming for LTC asic. people postively begging to throw their money away
Duffer1: oh Benny is your brother?
Duffer1: i seee
the20year1: If he would have truly uncapped, and not had the CC processor issues he could have sold $100k worth of machines per day
the20year1: well, got paid pre-orders
kakobrekla: who is benny?
the20year1: My brother
kakobrekla: yeah i got that
the20year1: He also runs buyahash.com
carpet: benny benassi
kakobrekla: and your brother is benny
kakobrekla: lets circlejerk a bit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02588999 = 0.2071 BTC [+]
truffles: dont we get plenty of that daily
the20year1: But, as far as processing goes, BFL has screwed the entire industry over
the20year1: they, single handedly, have moved bitcoin equipment from the realm of 'normal electronics' to high-risk merchant services, in the same class as porn, diet pills and 'get paid to surf online' businiesses
kakobrekla: its just taht greed>lies
kakobrekla: that simple.
carpet: vanilla scrypt asic even funnier
ozbot: Benny Benassi - Satisfaction - YouTube
KRS1: the20year I ordered bfl equipment, it made my ROI many times over..it sucks it took so long, but then again my receipt did say "PRE ORDER".
kakobrekla: yeah well i made a bank off pirate, that doesnt mean he wasnt scam.
KRS1: word
kakobrekla: i would not do it again though.
KRS1: i feel what you are saying..it worked for me..maybe i got lucky.
KRS1: hell if i was in the hardware business you'd have a hard time convincing me not to mine with customer equipment. i would make sure there is a significant burnin period. bet that.
kakobrekla: its a delicate matter
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [-]
truffles: krs1 but would u rly?
truffles: ud think about it but then ud be thinking to self, nah im not that guy
KRS1: hell yea i would
KRS1: i'd be reasonable about it though..greed gets you in the end.
kakobrekla: sounds like you speak from experience.
kakobrekla: i know i would do the right thing, speaking from experience.
truffles: hehe
KRS1: live and learn..i've been around a while..
truffles: but ure saying ud still go the greed way
the20year1: KRS1: when did you get your stuff?
KRS1: if i remember correctly it was 13 months after (pre) ordering
KRS1: if i had taken that same money and just bought bitcoin..heh..would have been a much better deal.
KRS1: but who knew..i made roi and a few bucks, i'm not complaining.
the20year1: you *can* do decent with mining if you get it cheap
the20year1: But ben tells me the stuff on the horizon in q2 and q3 this year is gonna be insane
KRS1: of course..i was an early miner of gpu, but asics not so much
the20year1: and it's all from companies that have trackrecords of underpromising and overperforming
KRS1: AM had the right idea
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11900 @ 0.00099816 = 11.8781 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11900 @ 0.00099672 = 11.861 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.591 BTC [-]
KRS1: except AM would have an increasingly hard time paying back their investors as time goes on with difficulty increases to consider and what not..the investment model wont work out imo
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8532 @ 0.00099866 = 8.5206 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.591 = 1.773 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00099661 = 17.4905 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.591 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5817 = 2.9085 BTC [-]
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