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pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-02#1562007 << nifty convo through and through. this place really is worth +25iq points or what was it.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-02 15:28 deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/how-to-cut-the-wallet/ << Trilema - How to cut the wallet ?
pete_dushenski: archive.is still bogged down eh
a111: Logged on 2015-11-16 21:43 mircea_popescu: then it's going to be the blacks. immutably.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-02#1562105 << lol! natedog had trump at ~15% less than a week ago. at a rate of 2x per week, the hairdo will have 60% 'chance of winning' the day of and then EVERYONE WILL HAVE PREDICTED.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-02 16:11 mircea_popescu: "With Nate Silver putting Trump on a 28.8 per cent chance of victory, it’s almost unbelievable that the race could be so close, given the consequences. A Russian puppet candidate with shady business affairs who hasn’t disclosed his tax returns, Trump has spent his campaign alienating minorities, horrifying women, offending religious and military voters, and having his career of awful business behaviour paraded in public.
trinque: further from election, gotta try and sway the result. closer to the election, gotta look like you're just following the "trend"
pete_dushenski: everybody loves advertising that they voted for the winner, so time to hop aboard the trump train kiddos because this is his last stop before the brown shirts and reeducation camps.
pete_dushenski: on the off chance that camp security guards require 'liberal arts' degrees from dartmouth.
ben_vulpes: that's like trump 3
pete_dushenski: cuban junior!
ben_vulpes: i don't think trump 1 has the imagination for anything interesting
ben_vulpes: perhaps he takes pity on the bundies and disbands the BLM
pete_dushenski: give the man some credit for seeing his way to dismantling the decrepit two-party system woudlja
trinque: dunno. I don't suspect he's had a totaly passive role in the way the clintons are coming apart.
trinque: *totally
pete_dushenski: he will also jail the girl.
ben_vulpes: girlol
pete_dushenski: something none of the 'yes we can'ners saw coming before last month.
trinque: let him lock up half the democratic party and hell, he might have half a semi going.
ben_vulpes: i have half a semi going just at the thought of locking up any fraction of the demcratic party
trinque: say it comes out that the clintons and others provably were childfucking for moloch or w/e with that epstein
pete_dushenski: trinque: speaking of semis, my chef at the office and i were chatting today and she was saying how she feels bad biking up steep hills when she thinks of how impossible it is for wheelchairists to do the same. i responded, "what, like i should feel bad for all the dudes who can't get it up when i'm banging?"
trinque: lol
trinque: gotta pay your canadian butt-tears tax
pete_dushenski: don't cry for me, arcticwasteland
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes | i have half a semi going just at the thought of locking up any fraction of the demcratic party << "honey, i'm feeling #2 tonight, get your furry costume out!"
a111: Logged on 2016-11-02 17:56 ben_vulpes: nobody shows up at any doors, sheesh
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: gets a bouncer, starts copying lines out of personal logs
ben_vulpes tears up
ben_vulpes: he's *sniff* like almost all growed up
pete_dushenski: lel. one day i tell yeez, one day!!1
pete_dushenski is presently enjoying the delight of living in a country that isn't arg. and therefore affords a veritable bounty of incandescent lighting options for his new/old george nelson light fixtures.
pete_dushenski: round, frosted, clear, 50w, 150w, warm white, cool white, a15, 19, the choices... oh the choices!
a111: Logged on 2016-11-02 17:45 asciilifeform is of the - admittedly armchair - notion that 'backyard artillerists' oughta focus on rockets, lower pressure, better... 'bang for buck'
pete_dushenski: but we've obv had this thread
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-01#1561434 << even uneducated rappers understand that cars are a visible sign of wealth at least as much as performance machines. the performance writes the cheques saying that "i could" but of course there's essentially nowhere that these cheques might be cashed where anyone is watching.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-01 21:03 asciilifeform: trinque: humour me -- why does bugati exist while bugati-comp - not ..?
pete_dushenski: veyron and other 'hypercars' like it are little more for rich dude to get brownie points with friends and strangers in a way that's less likely to cause resentment so much as envy, at least compared to jewelry, designer clothes, very large houses, and the rest of the gauche trappings of the arriviste class described by tlp and others.
pete_dushenski: where can you drive 400kph outside of ehra-liessen (vw's private high-speed test track) ? nowhere. but you could! just like you could roofie girl and drag her into back alley but instead you ask her to 'role play rape' with you.
trinque: and well put.
pete_dushenski: this is why armchair 'enthusiast' types focus so obsessively on '0-60 times'. because that's about what public roads permit (without republican fender flags)
pete_dushenski: personal computers, by contrast, are hermetically hidden away. they're ~private~ whereas cars are as public as the nose on your face.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-01#1561446 << this being arguably the controlling point. as personal computer generation (ie republican generation) rises to prominence, so too will exotic and fabulous creations be fashioned to meet the tastes and demands of the new kids on the block. this could very well mean more handmade ic and less whatever it is that jeff koons does.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-01 21:10 trinque: not to mention a different kind of culture among the wealthy
pete_dushenski: http://qntra.net/2016/08/mircea-popescue-announces-fanfic-contest-with-1-bitcoin-prize/ << two days after closing and still no weiner ? must be closely contested. best of luck to all the dreamers!
BingoBoingo: Fuck, I go to sleep and Obama steals the rigged World Series for his town.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Nah, 0-60 is about owning punks at all those stahp lights.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562507 << ahaha check out teh pyrograveur, he grew up to lasers!
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 03:02 asciilifeform: meanwhile, http://www.loper-os.org/pub/gears.jpg
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562540 << not that it wouldn't work splendidly enough
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 03:12 asciilifeform: ftr i am not making mechanical rsatron.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562552 << ahahaha new yorker! do you have an old black dude that moves the cars every 40 minutes for 50 bux a week, also ?
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 03:15 asciilifeform: i 'parallel-park' on motherfucking city street, yes
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562568 << bwhaahaha. founding fathers were fucking wise. next best thing to putting the goddamned "seat of government" out in the ocean.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 03:18 asciilifeform: one time i bought a truckload of plinths, made a walking-path, it... sank.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 03:20 ben_vulpes: only tangentially relatedly, cheech and chong scrubbed the rape jokes from their classic albums.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562604 << hey, that planet is called "modern democracy".
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 03:47 asciilifeform: this is somehow acceptable on the author's planet..?
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562621 << ikr? what's even the point if he swings this much.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 04:49 pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-02#1562105 << lol! natedog had trump at ~15% less than a week ago. at a rate of 2x per week, the hairdo will have 60% 'chance of winning' the day of and then EVERYONE WILL HAVE PREDICTED.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562630 << he has a point at that. no further space for a "gop" in this world. curious what he'll call it, Trumpth and Terrormp ?
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 04:56 pete_dushenski: give the man some credit for seeing his way to dismantling the decrepit two-party system woudlja
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562634 << he also has a point there! hillary managed to get to almost 70 and yet is still a 13yo derp, with the exact skills and wordlview of invidious preteen female.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 04:57 ben_vulpes: girlol
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562629 << i hope you realise that had you organised the topless bundy support alt-burning man, you'd be now in a position to get a govt post in preparation for running for governor there yes ?
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 04:55 ben_vulpes: perhaps he takes pity on the bundies and disbands the BLM
mircea_popescu: the top 10 largest things any man encounters in his lifetime consists entirely of the opportunities he doesn't take.
mircea_popescu: this is also true of women, but somehow they get excused from this.
mircea_popescu: and now time for an intromission - i give you merchant-from-the-future girl! http://68.media.tumblr.com/144503737e83614fc6a604fad5072e71/tumblr_n9zc9frpX01sl0njeo1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: forget all the square, swipe, circle, whatever bullshit. snatch is where it's at! slide that thing in!
shinohai: Your balance is verified. Proceed.
mircea_popescu: "your order of dong and soda, here you go"
mircea_popescu: (incidentally, fitting labia with card reader wouldn't be THAT hard to do. why isn't it done ?)
shinohai: Maybe I should seek funding to examine this.
shinohai: I'm pretty sure I can fir a RasPi zero in there.
shinohai: *fit
mircea_popescu: lol nah, you don't stuff her vagina. have the terminals attached to labia, run wire to her belly or w/e. give her some of those running/yoga pants that come with pocket for ipod, except with a cunt cutout
mircea_popescu: that way she can have a screen on her belly.
mircea_popescu: (pro tip : most adult females are most petrified of how their belly looks. ask around.)
mircea_popescu: ATW FTW!
shinohai: Everyone will forget Point of Sale, it will henceforth be known as Point of Slut
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562650 < eh what are you on about, i got incandescents everywhere.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 05:10 pete_dushenski is presently enjoying the delight of living in a country that isn't arg. and therefore affords a veritable bounty of incandescent lighting options for his new/old george nelson light fixtures.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562657 << except for the western us (ie, northern california and a dipping here-and-there in rich az, or etc), everyone's idea of "very large" is ~equal to sane. let's work the math together :
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 05:36 pete_dushenski: veyron and other 'hypercars' like it are little more for rich dude to get brownie points with friends and strangers in a way that's less likely to cause resentment so much as envy, at least compared to jewelry, designer clothes, very large houses, and the rest of the gauche trappings of the arriviste class described by tlp and others.
mircea_popescu: 1. if you're the sort of man worth the mention in the first place, then you must be able to entertain twelve at the morning's notice. consequently you will need a "great" hall of at least 100 sqm, more like 150-200 where to seat them around a table, + a kitchen half that at least + 2-3 servants so another 50 in living space for them.
mircea_popescu: 2. if you're the sort of man worth the mention in the first place, then you must have 2-4 of what's commonly named "wives", except without the annoying in permanent residence. this means they get a bedroom, and you also need a great bedroom to play with them in, which ideally should be separate from the hall, and they'll want 100 sqm of bathroom including complicated waterholes and whatnot. plus closets and various other hidi
mircea_popescu: ng places. so you're at 3-500 sqm from this.
mircea_popescu: 3. if you're the sort of man worth the mention in the first place, you also engage in some sort of activities. i am not speaking here of an "office" where to sit and engage in bureaucracy, because really, government-made men aren't ever worth the mention. but alf at the extreme could prolly soak up 10`000 sqm, so there is that. call it 500 and let it be.
mircea_popescu: now let's add up : on the conservative side, you need 150 + 250 + 500 = 850 sqm ; on the expansive side you can call it 15`000 and be good.
mircea_popescu: add to this the usual technological 15% (you'll need hallways too, right ?) and suddenly you're talking 1k sqm / 10`000 sqfeet as an absolute minimum. going all the way up to multiple acres of floorspace.
mircea_popescu: what house is "very large" and where is it ?
phf: they don't really know what to do with "large houses" here. i've been to a few, and i can never discern a cause to any of the rooms. it's basically "place we sleep, place we shit and place we hang out", everything else is a filler, a place to put "artwork". on the other hand not even being "man worth the mention" i can put to use very large spaces. own bedroom, shared bedroom, library room, computer room, workshop (i don't have a lathe,
phf: but even electronics equipment takes up a lot of space, not to mention that workshop needs own exhaust, large work surface area, etc.), exercise room, entertaining a company room, guest room, etc. etc. etc.
phf: up in Connecticut where they have remnants of that culture still around they actually know what to do with spaces, and it becomes very obvious how even moderately well to do people here are poor. that's how you end up with bathroom serving as a library (because if you play a piano, where do you put a grand piano? if you put it in the library how they do in american beer commercials, the books are going to dampen the sound, you want a
phf: whole room for that thing, preferably with plenty of light)
thestringpuller: That's cause Connecticut is the size of a shoe
thestringpuller: iirc to get same sqft I have now in my home town of CT i'd pay 3.5x minimum
phf: outside of reasonably nyc commute range there are parts of ct that are underdeveloped, new haven has the typical ivy arrangement: university controlled downtown surrounded by ghettos on all four sides. you have bridgeport with whole streets "for sale", i don't imagine they are the only places like that
phf: now i grok where you got your airs from, you're a ct person, that explains it :p
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562540 << not that it wouldn't work splendidly enough << this would be awesome lol
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 03:12 asciilifeform: ftr i am not making mechanical rsatron.
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: Didn't realize gmaxwell was a qntra reader
thestringpuller: phf: Oh god Bridgeport. The "New Jeresy" of CT.
danielpbarron is in Bridgeport :D
thestringpuller: i figured you was in windsor...
trinque: https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/794247777756860417 << shitlords on reddit finding hard links to child sex trafficking by clitler and company.
trinque: weirdest shit I've ever seen
BingoBoingo: trinque: Write up and submit?
BingoBoingo: Anyways the child trafficking was supposed to go public tomorrow.
BingoBoingo: You know it was suppsoed to go public tomorrow because "leaked" and "revealed" on Reddit today.
BingoBoingo: And truefax because mircea_popescu teased it weeks ago.
mircea_popescu: dude deedbot's slow.
BingoBoingo: But faster then County hall
trinque: works damned quick for me
trinque: coupla seconds max per command
mircea_popescu: took about 30 secs here, but who knows, maybe derpy internet
trinque: BingoBoingo: if teh lulz crescendo tomorrow, I'll wait
BingoBoingo: !~tslb
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Error: Problem retrieving latest block data.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562706 << o ? i musta misread http://trilema.com/2015/%C2%BFno-se-puede-ba-pe-a-ma-tii/ because it leant the distinct impression that southern orclands were too pilipiziprogre for incandescent bulbs
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 11:56 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562650 < eh what are you on about, i got incandescents everywhere.
mircea_popescu: they're deeply inept and utterly superficial, but my hounds will find me anything.
pete_dushenski: so it seems :)
pete_dushenski: everything from clitlolz to light bolbz
mircea_popescu: i actually got some very pretty ones, extremely large filament. less light but the tungsten evaporation over time colors the glass a very pretty faint carmine
mircea_popescu: well... i should just say "filament evaporation". dun think tungsten itself has that spectral line.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562718 << for sure. even if you do racks computing gear still takes a lot of space. desktops forget about it, it's two sqft a unit, goes like water.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 14:31 phf: but even electronics equipment takes up a lot of space, not to mention that workshop needs own exhaust, large work surface area, etc.), exercise room, entertaining a company room, guest room, etc. etc. etc.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: do you keep the bulbs partially exposed or entirely enclosed ?
mircea_popescu: entirely exposed, these
mircea_popescu: they don't glare at all.
pete_dushenski: "“We also have some teams going in to the ghettos in Philly with 40s and weed to give out to the local residents, which we think will lead to more of them staying home. We have had success with this in the past,” wrote the representative of TheRightStuff.biz, who said four teams of two employed this tactic in Detroit during the Democratic primary in an effort to help Bernie Sanders. “40s” are
pete_dushenski: 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor. POLITICO could not independently verify his claims.
pete_dushenski: "A senior Trump adviser told Bloomberg Businessweek last month that the campaign is working on a three-pronged voter suppression strategy that includes an effort to depress black turnout. Though other Trump advisers later pushed back on the report, Anglin’s partners say they are hoping to put Trump over the top by doing just that."
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/71D549241F68FB9CDBF2268E87D03C8BCE705F367B62058DDD15C5266928458C << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 112951731116604721747397439009608193083216983377270729375024567018186105809837 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.2.121 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.2.121 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.2.121@mkj.lt>;
pete_dushenski: glare ? what glare ? o you mean the glaring pre-post rationalisations by msm for why girlol is gonna get creamed ? mkay then.
pete_dushenski: IF ONLY EVIL WHITE VOTE WERE SUPPRESSED ALL WOULD BE WELL!!1
mircea_popescu: no i mean the reason you put abajours or w/e yu call them on lightbulbs.
pete_dushenski: 'lamp shades' are an aesthetic thing with incandescent bulbs and a headache-reducer for fluorescents and leds
pete_dushenski: completely exposed bulbs are au courrant in the 'industrial warehouse hipster' cliques but not my jam
pete_dushenski: esp chic with 'edison' bulb
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B456AF896D721D27D0A49F5133F0E616018AAAA254EBFA90153EBD8D7AE988C1 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 110936828925442284481823101004662299474263504311440192696171944208511945933637 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.6.185 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.6.185 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.6.185@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/789F7D35FD7FBC95C83799BD7B4A4E020821D96673C3B0619CDCC267E66AD970 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 110936828925442284481823101004662299474263504311440192696171944208511945933637 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.5.229 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.5.229 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.5.229@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/46E0D3BF108CC94D48079C2533BD6811FB14E15E99FA1DFFBF67AB3697B3A590 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 112951731116604721747397439009608193083216983377270729375024567018186105809837 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.13.33 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.13.33 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.13.33@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/71D549241F68FB9CDBF2268E87D03C8BCE705F367B62058DDD15C5266928458C << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 112951731116604721747397439009608193083216983377270729375024567018186105809837 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.2.121 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.2.121 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.2.121@mkj.lt>;
pete_dushenski: ^mexicans
pete_dushenski: 'SECRETARIA DE COMUNICACIONES Y TRANSPORTES COORDINACION DE LA SOCIEDAD DE LA INFORMACION Y EL CONOCI'
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562719 << consider kensington palace. as per work34/1501 (made 1867), the whole damned thing is something like 400 x 600. if you cut out the holes you're left with 20k sqft optimistically, on two floors. that is... apparently, enough living space for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince Harry, the Duke and Duchess of Gloucester, the Duke and Duchess of Kent, and Prince and Princess Mich
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 14:34 phf: up in Connecticut where they have remnants of that culture still around they actually know what to do with spaces, and it becomes very obvious how even moderately well to do people here are poor. that's how you end up with bathroom serving as a library (because if you play a piano, where do you put a grand piano? if you put it in the library how they do in american beer commercials, the books are going to dampen the sound, you want a
mircea_popescu: ael of Kent.
mircea_popescu: fancy that wonder!
mircea_popescu: just dividing 40k by 9 named people you discover english royalty is scarcely worth the mention!
BingoBoingo: English royalty is a myth.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/11/hillary-rodham-clinton-child-trafficking-connections-on-track-to-hit-mainstream-news-tomorrow/ << Qntra - Hillary Rodham-Clinton Child Trafficking Connections On Track To Hit Mainstream News Tomorrow
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562731 << "media could not be played". i suppose not even twitter can hear 'em.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 18:34 trinque: https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/793929098926166016/video/1 << lel, teh butt-tears..
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562738 << and to think alf was at one point ready to bet, even.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 19:29 BingoBoingo: And truefax because mircea_popescu teased it weeks ago.
BingoBoingo: Alf rarely bets because on the few occasions he's be the game has been RIGgED!
BingoBoingo: Anyways Clitler could still win, but I doubt it because the FBI and KGB are working together to MAKE GREAT GREAT again.
mircea_popescu: she could still win a coating of dijon mustard for her anal impalement device.
BingoBoingo: Why boring dijon? Why not horseradish mustard?
mircea_popescu: cuz she's not a horse
pete_dushenski: if she were a horse she could handle her tranqs better
BingoBoingo: Nah, some horses are just lightweights.
pete_dushenski: so she's a pony ?
BingoBoingo: Nah, one of those dog sized freaks
BingoBoingo: You know those exemplars of the principle that "Inbreeding thrice makes everyone cry"
pete_dushenski: !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
jhvh1: pete_dushenski: BTCChina BTCRMB last: 4721.02, vol: 5164759.11640000 | Volume-weighted last average: 4721.02
phf: i always though kensington was sort of equivalent of president's residence at the whitehouse. symbol of something or rather, but nobody really lives there. or perhaps, in the case of kensington specifically, an equivalent of a harem, i.e. a nursery
phf: actually, it reminds me of dolmabahçe in istanbul, the bulk is taken over by a harem and there's a small office space for the caliph
mircea_popescu: well apparently plenty of derps live there.
phf: maybe that's something britain can solve, after solving eu. either stop paying the stipend to the royal family, or give them proper living accommodations. i think by now everyone's tired of this bureaucratic half life
mircea_popescu: the royal family is worth ~5bn
phf: pft, mp's yearly dinner budget
mircea_popescu: just how fat do you think i am ?
jurov: phf thinks mp will eat ol' lizzy for breakfast?
BingoBoingo: phf thinks mp thinks salt is UF6?
BingoBoingo: From the mines: "my name rajeev i am got only forklift license i driving in 4 years i have no certificate i have interest to working in uk usa how i can get it pls help"
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-21#1557978 << any significant progress in the last two weeks ? still running ?
a111: Logged on 2016-10-21 19:30 ben_vulpes: my gentoo shitball has only cooked up 1.1M so far
BingoBoingo: Moar: "Dear Sir / Madam i have 31 years experiance and still working with NATO in afghanistan Dyncorp intl. 12 hr. duty every day no off day and operating up to 30k fork lift. with respect. thank you"
BingoBoingo: And the cherry: "I've been driving forklifts for over 35 years. Sit down propane,electric,single forks,double forks,bale clamps and stand up narrow isle reach and anywhere I worked bosses were impressed with my work. No accidents and can drive circles around some of the forklift drivers I worked with. I was making $21.50 an hour until my place closed down. Now they pay $8-$13 an hour,$13 being high and don't need much experience if none
BingoBoingo: at all. I guess companies don't care how much damage is done by inexperienced forklift drivers."
pete_dushenski: http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000565038 << in other 'progress', taleb predicting that 'trump won't do anything apocalyptic'. maybe compared to the never-ending lebanese civil wars...
pete_dushenski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=850ZgmDO61U << familiarise yourself with this one bb. the gendarmerie ~will~ get their bribes if they have to total your pick-up truck to do it.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: But what about the fork truck?
pete_dushenski: segway-mounted net launcher option coming soon(tm)
BingoBoingo: Fork truck places their cars on top of garage. This is like Rock, Paper, Scissors
pete_dushenski: fork truck can't play scissors, we know that. the ancient feud with scissor lifts runs too deep.
pete_dushenski: that leaves rock and paper, and since chevy's like a rock but doesn't make fork lifts, that leaves paper.
pete_dushenski: as long as copper picks paper, he's golden.
pete_dushenski: *copper picks scissors
BingoBoingo: What are you talking about? Scissor lifts are designed to be manhandled by forklifts. How else do you expect them to get stacked on flatbeds?
pete_dushenski: l'amour... c'est complique
shinohai: Vous avez ce droit putain
pete_dushenski: that putin ~= putain can't be a coincidence.
shinohai: I see Putin gave Steven Seagal citizenship ... can Trump be far behind?
pete_dushenski: you think trump'll give seagal citizenship too ? hmm. sounds a bit far-fetched :P
a111: Logged on 2016-11-01 21:08 phf: some kid pulls up with chrome dipped bugatti rims now i'm thinking it's three in the am i'm walking he in a bm drop top 3 and don't even see me but you gonna believe he saw my gun in 3-D
pete_dushenski: next, chocolate bar on layaway
phf: phf thinks those truffles ain't going to dig and ship themselves
mircea_popescu: identify teh machine!
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562665 << yeah thinking about it i'm gonna do a democratic thing here. so the recognized participants being diana_coman hanbot and BingoBoingo - agree amonst yourselves to select a winner and let me know who it is.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 05:58 pete_dushenski: http://qntra.net/2016/08/mircea-popescue-announces-fanfic-contest-with-1-bitcoin-prize/ << two days after closing and still no weiner ? must be closely contested. best of luck to all the dreamers!
mircea_popescu: if you can't get a decision by monday i guess ima pick myself.
shinohai: mircea_popescu advocating democracy O.o
mircea_popescu: the end is nigh.
shinohai: I must have had too much to drink tonite
hanbot: haha cool. i suppose i'll make the offer to divert a third of the prize to each my fellow lady & lord should i be "selected", so we have a proper dilemma to play.
mircea_popescu: nah. gotta pick a winner.
deedbot: accepted: 1
BingoBoingo: <shinohai> mircea_popescu advocating democracy O.o << Not a democracy. A Jury of the Peerage.
BingoBoingo: <phf> phf thinks those truffles ain't going to dig and ship themselves << You missed when "truffles" was around in chan
shinohai: He still made me think the Four Horseman were on the ride.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/minigame-smg-october-2016-statement/ << Trilema - MiniGame (S.MG), October 2016 Statement
mircea_popescu: a jurage.
BingoBoingo being a selfish prick and very sick individual must naturally vote for myself. My second preference would be diana_coman's for the subtle twist, though hanbot did the right thing by fanfic law and made the sex gay.
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