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mircea_popescu: oh check it out, btc going to 700
mircea_popescu: !!up bandhall_bp-host
deedbot: bandhall_bp-host voiced for 30 minutes.
BingoBoingo: Poor MLKKK
trinque: go to florida; plenty of whites "willing to mount even the most monstrous cottage-cheese textured ass"
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
shinohai: You know mircea_popescu with this recent spate of pictures of girls holding red cups you have posted, it's probably gonna start eliciting a Pavlovian response in me.
mircea_popescu: red cups are for public nudity!
shinohai sudden;y wants to hold a facesitting competition.
mircea_popescu: lol you like teh pusstard ?
mircea_popescu: hmm i suppose that didn't come out quite right. you know, pusstard as in pussy custard.
mircea_popescu: like a pie.
shinohai: I'm not picky.
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/7947z/?raw=true tis a good day for Qntra submissions, here is #2
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu blames teh red cups
shinohai: I have a sleeve of those in my kitchen. I should set up a vodka and lemonade stand outside my apartment and see what happens.
mircea_popescu: bitchez today be cray, man. i tried to take one out for icecream and she wouldn't come because she has to prepare for burlesque show on friday.
shinohai: Is there good ice cream in Argentina? Here everything tastes artificial ... I prefer to make my own.
mircea_popescu: o brother.
mircea_popescu: argentina has, bar none, the best icecream of anytime in the world or any place in history. and vice-versa.
mircea_popescu: it is so much better than anything i had before even shitty icecream here beats good italian stuff
mircea_popescu: there's hundreds of shops, literally, and they all do it by hand. selection being what it is...
mircea_popescu: if oyu've not had chocolate orange, or pistachio, or crema de almendras, or figs here you've not lived.
shinohai would like to troll a waiter in Argentina by asking for "Fakland Islands Fig" ice cream.
shinohai: "No! It's MALVINAS MARASCHINO"
mircea_popescu: they just get beaten puppy sore.
mircea_popescu: not really worth it.
mircea_popescu: best trollage, from experience, is when you wonder stuff like "how do all these people (stuck in traffic) manage to pay for the gas in the first place. then they get caught in an explanation of how money is made and you let them.
mircea_popescu: or you know, point out that the trafic jam consists of mostly buses, which are entirely empty. which is something they NEVER noticed before.
mircea_popescu: they're not so much evil as just incredibly stupid through blindfolding / willing suspension of disbelief.
mircea_popescu: quite american.
shinohai: Buses operating on schedule show their effishunsy!
mircea_popescu: eh they don't have bus schedules here.
mircea_popescu: fgor the obvious reason.
phf: dita von teese
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-27#1559429 << best icecream on the east coast is this place http://www.franklinfountain.com , they hand make it too, though i'm sure the ingredients suffer (the milk particularly is probably not argentinian level)
a111: Logged on 2016-10-27 13:28 mircea_popescu: argentina has, bar none, the best icecream of anytime in the world or any place in history. and vice-versa.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/buggered-bitcurex-tries-to-selectively-hide-sfyl-based-on-customer-language-skills/ << Qntra - Buggered Bitcurex Tries To Selectively Hide SFYL Based On Customer Language Skills
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/ethereum-security-still-ethereal-has-yet-to-appear-after-hard-forks/ << Qntra - Ethereum Security Still Ethereal, Has Yet To Appear After Hard Forks
trinque: BingoBoingo: s/Most/Mist/ ^
trinque: epic lulz all around
BingoBoingo: ty fxd
trinque: nothing like changing pf.conf remotely to make you clench your butthole
shinohai: thestringpuller: I loll'd at your FagicalTux tweet
thestringpuller: tight butthole
mircea_popescu: "The severity of the bug is listed as high, and can be triggered by merely visiting a webpage containing malicious code or dapp." roflmao
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "new bug are discovered " << new bugs
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/WNi9A << meanwhile, in the prb cellars, the umpteenth 'soft' phork
asciilifeform: that cross-pistols pose, that was here a couplea days ago
asciilifeform: where did it come from
asciilifeform: 'i'ma blow my chin off, twice for good measure'
mircea_popescu: i think it's from a series of action movies
mircea_popescu: something with cars and easy sluts
asciilifeform: mr hedgehog is either complete idiot or he collected and put in his pocket the firing pins before smiling.
mircea_popescu: cunt is anesthetic.
hanbot: mircea_popescu> there's hundreds of shops, literally, and they all do it by hand. selection being what it is... << actually the majority of them suck in the over-sugared + giant ice crystals sorta vein, but we don't put those on your list ;)
hanbot: also, people who know why there's a traffic jam generally...don't end up in the traffic jam, lol
BingoBoingo: ty fxd
phf: don't think this was in logs, https://archive.is/scAgB "U.S. courts: Electronic surveillance up 500 percent in D.C.-area since 2011, almost all sealed cases"
asciilifeform: phf: and this is only the vanishingly rare occasions when they bother with paperwork.
trinque: but the dnc hacks were obviously the russians.
asciilifeform: also gotta love that now 'guessed password' == 'hack'
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/hmw8D << elsewhere, in the land of lulz.
phf: well, They want to redefine the boundaries for obvious reasons. sort of an electronic version of jaywalking, or indecent exposure, or ..
asciilifeform: noshit.
asciilifeform: 'Now that it's looking like a Trump win is unlikely, you could argue that his supporters are following those conversations to their logical conclusion. You could also argue that Trump is feeding this narrative with his frequent proclamations that the election is “rigged." If you are among the 84 percent or so of Trump supporters who believe that is a legitimate issue, then it's an easy step from there to assume the riggers will hav
asciilifeform: e what's coming to them. (The presidential election is not rigged.)'
shinohai: I'm sure the Texas voting machine glitch from yesterday will add gas to that fire.
trinque: there have been people reporting that all over
asciilifeform: 'beoble of lolmart' are good for 0 fire.
asciilifeform: see the oregon lulz thread from last yr.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/ << Qntra - What Is The Difference Between Bill Clinton And Bill Cosby? – A Qntest with Bitcoin Prizes
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/OHYrx << in other lulz, 'The battle groups will be backed by NATO's 40,000-strong rapid-reaction force, and if need be, further follow-on forces, for any potential conflict, which could move into Baltic states and Poland on rotation.'
ben_vulpes: fuckin same exact product. amazon prime: 14.29. amazon /pantry/: 6.04
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: is the latter the subscription deal ?
asciilifeform: or was it the one where you pay some fixed sum for the crate, and then get to fill it with discounted items up to a certain mass
ben_vulpes: no prime pantry is this delightfully fucked thing where you have to fill a fifty pound box with shit before they'll give you any of it
asciilifeform: i'd rather play 'ranger' for msdos
asciilifeform: where we also had this
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-27#1559478 << it's really a pity you didn't live in the soviet times, the identity'd be worth so many lulz...
a111: Logged on 2016-10-27 16:43 trinque: but the dnc hacks were obviously the russians.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the point being that ALL THE ARMY NATO HAS, altogether, is about 40k and some ipads.
mircea_popescu: almost enough to steal a toothbrush.
asciilifeform: how many grunts does it take to push button.
mircea_popescu: no button is connected to anything.
asciilifeform: this can't be ruled out.
mircea_popescu: i just ruled it out.
asciilifeform: the not-connectedness, that is
mircea_popescu: i just did.
mircea_popescu: (amusingly the "royal navy" that was going to meet the russian carrier did nothing, it turns out ?)
asciilifeform: waiwat, this is confusing. ~is~ or ~is not~ connected ?
mircea_popescu: is not connected.
asciilifeform: https://stashnode.com << in other lulz, 'why build a trb node, buy a prb box from stranger today!'
mircea_popescu: warsaw pact clone omfg!
asciilifeform: that's a pic of murmansk
asciilifeform: it was labeled as britain somewhere ?!
mircea_popescu: caption reads "a russian aircraft carrier passed tyhrough the4 english channel last week" https://archive.is/OHYrx#selection-3225.0-3225.92
mircea_popescu: also "barcroft media" shoots in murmansk ?
mircea_popescu: also that looks more like a heavy frigate ? is it an ac ?
asciilifeform takes it back, there is no such ugly in murmansk.
mircea_popescu: i have lived the best life anyone could have ever lived. fucking period.
mircea_popescu: THIS i am reading in the papers of the day ? i could shame the grandfathers with my stories!
asciilifeform: !!up fromloper
deedbot: fromloper voiced for 30 minutes.
fromloper: thanks
asciilifeform: fromloper: who might you be ?
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
fromloper: A curious fellow who stumbled into this channel from loper-os.org
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 683.0, vol: 5194.02270569 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 679.977, vol: 4740.92614 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 685.63, vol: 12179.34553369 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 693.398975, vol: 1961411.57200000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 683.0, vol: 1447.55403013 | Volume-weighted last average: 693.284454971
mircea_popescu: welcome then
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all --currency rmb
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: BTCChina BTCRMB last: 4700.99, vol: 1961117.66260000 | Volume-weighted last average: 4700.99
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i think one's caught in filter ?
BingoBoingo: !~bcstats
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Current Blocks: 436178 | Current Difficulty: 2.5361824664148953E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 437471 | Next Difficulty In: 1293 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 4 hours, 5 minutes, and 6 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
fromloper: thank you
shinohai: BLASPHEMY!
mircea_popescu: other things i've done today : girl bought some rubber doodads with a vacuum sucker at one end and a clasp at other end, i've been wearing them attached to forehead like horns.
shinohai: You must make a pic of this the trilema header
mircea_popescu: i link to youtube and i horn people. whatever, it's my sweet body and i do what i want!
fromloper: sounds good to me
BingoBoingo: Let's come together as a skewl.
shinohai: I give mircea_popescu 666 flotsam in the morning, he grows horns in the afternoon.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: pics
mircea_popescu: nuh uh, this goes into the homemade pron stash.
fromloper: good bye and good luck on your future endeavours!
shinohai: Very Irriguous Pussy
BingoBoingo: And the joaks start rolling in
shinohai: wow lol
mircea_popescu: it's not a joak till someone gets hurt
mircea_popescu: then it's hysterical
BingoBoingo: 12 comments and 5 entries, the Qntest is officially underway!
shinohai: I didn't expect it to gain traction for at least 24 hours.
BingoBoingo: It's a joke contest not fanfic. Even with far lower prize attract interest because it seems like far less work.
shinohai: http://archive.is/3RcBq "I don’t lie but I frequently misunderstand because I’m highly intellectually intelligent.”
shinohai: The next stupid idea to hit Bitcoin, block time debate: http://archive.is/Yi3sE
shinohai: Brought to you by none other than an ETH huffer
shinohai: mkay
BingoBoingo: Oh Speaking of Oregon, news happened
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/all-militia-heroes-of-oregon-liberation-acquitted-by-jury-in-federal-court/ << Qntra - All Militia Heroes Of Oregon Liberation Acquitted By Jury In Federal Court
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes wards of the state my foot. they'll become vases, and the price tag will be in the $100 range too.
shinohai: Plane carrying Republican VP candidate Mike Pence slides off runway at LaGuardia in NYC. Trump blames Hillary in 3..2..
mircea_popescu: sort: write failed: /tmp/sortTrFwMo: No space left on device << anyone ever sorted gb large file ? the tmp stuff is pretty lulzy, it keeps dumping 20mb files in tmp
mircea_popescu: (the solution, for completeness is sort -T /path to drive with plenty of space. which usually isn't mounted as /tmp/ which is its default)
mod6: in related qntest fun-facts "clinton cosby" anagram: bin Colon Cyst
asciilifeform: in other noose, is ben_vulpes excited to buy the new crapple shitbook pro, missing f-keys and (yes) power jack ?!
asciilifeform: oh and, 1/2 depth of the (already short) keystroke.
asciilifeform: i can almost picture the committee, 'how can we move to making this box entirely, instead of merely largely, useless!'
trinque: same piece of shit operating system on it they've been turd-polishing for a decade
trinque: also you can now give fingerprints wherever you take your mac
trinque: such progress
asciilifeform: the os is no more painful than the bad old commercial unixen of the 1990s. but consider the hardware.
asciilifeform: not quite relatedly,
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ever read ortega y gasset's 'revolt of the masses' ?
asciilifeform: 1930 b00k, very trilemaish imho.
asciilifeform: mega-recommended to all tuned-in folx.
mircea_popescu: in other random tidbits : sort -u -t, -k1,1 (sort, unique, comma delimited, first column only)
mod6: hawt pics today btw. ty for the parade.
mircea_popescu recomends spanish version for tuned-in 3rd world folx
mod6: you ever think about running a pr0nsite?
mod6: oh wait
mircea_popescu: if i were 20 again...
mod6: haha
BingoBoingo: lol at hanbot's Qntest submissions
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform fwiw, i don't think much of ortega y gasset's notions of what makes the man. "sense of duty" my left foot.
mircea_popescu: same old bullshit. a is above b BECAUSE A IS ABOVE B. not because "a asks more of himself". it's an ontological matter, naught else, and it is not open to technologizing.
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/xpE7m << OMG the butthurt brigading!
mircea_popescu: (the first and foremost mark of "humanism" in all matters is the rigid, resilient notion that anything can be technologized)
mircea_popescu finally noticed phf actually put an eye in triangle in the favicon of btcbase lol.
asciilifeform: in other 'news', apparently it is possible for parallel port input pins (on all cards from this century, it seems) to... get stuck
asciilifeform: as in, for seconds, or even minutes.
asciilifeform: and like complete idiot i was crawling around inside laser cabinet with a motherfucking obgyn mirror, looking for crud in the beam path..
asciilifeform: (beam of limit sensor, that is, not of 'death ray', lel)
asciilifeform: there are ants in there, i entertained the hypothesis obstruction - was an ant..
BingoBoingo: The Plot Thickens!
asciilifeform: thinnens.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Nah, I mistimed that statement vs RSS bot
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/lawyer-for-militia-heroes-tazed-for-demanding-release-of-said-heroes-after-acquittal/ << Qntra - Lawyer For Militia Heroes Tazed For Demanding Release of Said Heroes After Acquittal
BingoBoingo: ^ Intended target
asciilifeform: lel BingoBoingo didja actually think he'd walk?!
BingoBoingo: God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference. This falls under "serenity to accept" as it is little business of mine how the evil empire intends to end itself.
mircea_popescu: lol rogue state getting a little frazzled ?
shinohai: It's been a good day for Qntra
BingoBoingo: shinohai: As you can see by the byline this is opening piece of a new day.
shinohai: Maybe start of a good week then.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo time to s/Qntra - Reporting the Intersection of Bitcoin, Technology, and Politics/Qntra - The Mainstream Media of The Most Serene Republic/ ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Maybe after next statement, the 2nd anniversary statement?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo worxz
mircea_popescu: btw what's the latest on trump, did he yell "surprise" after all or notrly ?
mircea_popescu: ahahaha bernard henri levy (self important french dood) going to mosul.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i thought he was pretty lulzy, "how about we just call the election off and say i won"
BingoBoingo: There are yet more lulz to come.
mircea_popescu: the whole "clinton is looking past trump" angle they jews ran with last week didn't look like it was going anywhere.
BingoBoingo: Anyways the "polls" for some reason keep oscillating. In Missouri Greitens went from a double digit deficit to 2 points. Who knew what hell the death of the landline phone would really bring?
mircea_popescu: it's very funny to me how the attempts at "sanitizing" "domestic terrorism" work. EVERY SINGLE MENTION OF VOTER FRAUD MUST BE TRAILED BY A STATEMENT OF HOW SUCH IS VERY RARE!!11
mircea_popescu: funny shit.
BingoBoingo: !~google hubbard absentee ballots
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: P-D investigation reveals multiple problems with absentee voting ...: <http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/p-d-investigation-reveals-multiple-problems-with-absentee-voting/article_e1adc2da-3463-576d-bcdf-88acc8de5d96.html>; Absentee ballot case – Franks v. Hubbard – now in judge's hands ...: (1 more message)
asciilifeform: recall how a sitting (!) 'scotus' judge proclaimed that a mr t win is 'unthinkable catastrophe' ?
mircea_popescu: well, it is.
mircea_popescu: for the SOPS it is both unthinkable and catastrophic.
BingoBoingo: ^ How election day will likely go
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559650 << can we lose the < > crapolade around links plox ?
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 03:36 jhvh1: BingoBoingo: P-D investigation reveals multiple problems with absentee voting ...: <http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/p-d-investigation-reveals-multiple-problems-with-absentee-voting/article_e1adc2da-3463-576d-bcdf-88acc8de5d96.html>; Absentee ballot case – Franks v. Hubbard – now in judge's hands ...: (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: ya srsly
mircea_popescu: shinohai ^
shinohai: Will look into it.
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