BingoBoingo: "Everone on r/loseit is 300-400lbs of muscle, apparently" https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/987159
mircea_popescu: it's not really possibru for humans to maintain more than maybe 160ish lbs of muscle actually.
mircea_popescu: spleen's not infinite, kidneys don't scale, etc.
BingoBoingo: Seriously, but the people on /r/loseit insist that of their 400 pounds of adipose tissue only 20-50 are actually fat
BingoBoingo: $up gabriel_laddel
deedbot: gabriel_laddel voiced for 30 minutes.
gabriel_laddel: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=02-12-2014#943016 << asciilifeform: could you please name some specific algorithms that fixing the von n. bottleneck (fast shared memory) would speed up to a great degree? Specifc well known models would also suffice for my purposes...
a111: Logged on 2014-12-02 23:53 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: mircea_popescu: two 0 old cpus are faster than a 0 modern << not for molecular dynamics sim. need fast shared memory.
gabriel_laddel: They don't have to be related to molecular dynamics simulations, though that is why I'm asking...
mircea_popescu: folding proteins for instance is essentially a search over a very large graph space
shinohai: ;;ticker market all
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitfinex. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure the (1 more message)
shinohai: ;;more
gribble: code is a valid currency on your target market. Default currency is USD.
shinohai: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 431.49, vol: 4003.80441241 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 427.834, vol: 5648.3498 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 432.42, vol: 12775.57809157 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 423.0, vol: 3.5 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 431.0848, vol: 25298.23400000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 430.878, vol: 986.7561631 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 428.77241, vol: 23.55823004 | Volume-weighted last average: 431.085452528
shinohai: ;;more
gribble: Error: That's all, there is no more.
davout: deedbot: http://dpaste.com/2DMHMJE.txt
davout: deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/2DMHMJE.txt
davout: deedbot- http://dpaste.com/2DMHMJE.txt
mircea_popescu: no hay mas more!
shinohai: Como puedes decir que hay no mas? Somos un pais RIQUISSIMO en recursos humanos.
mircea_popescu: rescorias humanos.
asciilifeform: l0l!!
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-16#1453034 << walk the l0gz and read re muller gate / async cpu. and no we don't have well-developed algos ~specifically~ for these, because they don't exist yet.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-16 06:20 gabriel_laddel: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=02-12-2014#943016 << asciilifeform: could you please name some specific algorithms that fixing the von n. bottleneck (fast shared memory) would speed up to a great degree? Specifc well known models would also suffice for my purposes...
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-16#1453036 << md barely works.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-16 06:23 gabriel_laddel: They don't have to be related to molecular dynamics simulations, though that is why I'm asking...
asciilifeform: in other lulz,
asciilifeform: ^ scenes from a place called annapolis (md, usa.)
asciilifeform: interesting town - scarcely ANY fast food crud, locals greet you on the street, look HUMAN, etc.
asciilifeform: (not coincidentally, manhattan-level real estate bubble there)
mircea_popescu: lol
asciilifeform: feels as different from washington as timisoara.
mircea_popescu: "how to push up real estate values ? HERE'S A THOUGHT!"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu will prolly l0l over the ship invader chick
asciilifeform: (wanted poster, last of 4 photo)
mircea_popescu: "make it a place someone might wish to live in!!!
asciilifeform: it was astonishing, ~0 orcs.
asciilifeform: NO smell of petrol engine
asciilifeform: NO smell of mcfood
mircea_popescu: you took a vacation there is it ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: nah, passed through 1 day on biznis.
asciilifeform: $up Brucio-85
deedbot: Brucio-85 voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: first photo is of standard su naval clock. for some reason it is a beloved souvenir among u.s. navy folks.
asciilifeform: (they typically like to imagine that the thing is salvaged from a sunken sub, while in actuality the damn things are sold by the pallet-load surplus since '91 or so)
Brucio-85: Brucio-85 is me?
Brucio-85: shit.
Brucio-85: I guess the DDOS has not followed from #b-a to #trilema then?
asciilifeform: it gave up the ghost long ago.
mircea_popescu: bout a year or so.
shinohai: ;;isup archive.is
gribble: archive.is is up
shinohai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/wRY
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: $up liquidassets
deedbot: liquidassets voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: in retrospect, pity the white anglotard is inept and ineffectual. "hello i'm ian murdock and i work at docker. i'm going to maybe do something against the police. on twitter. it'll all be unsubstantial and i'll whine about suicide."
mircea_popescu: fucking army of jwz over there, "just wanted to". debian comes last after sun and fucking sales force ?
mircea_popescu: derp deserves everything he gets. "oh i made 1.4mn dollars last year". good for you and choke on it.
mircea_popescu: "debian world's first [albeit primitive] app store" jesus fucking christ i've never been this insulted in my life.
mircea_popescu: henceforth i'll be referring to the poisonous delusion that there is or could be some kind of separation between technical ability and political standing as science. as in #bitcoin-asscience.
mircea_popescu: "i just wanted to asscience!11" pshhhhh
asciilifeform: waiwut
asciilifeform: i thought the debian hanging thing was old nyooz..?
asciilifeform: and where exactly was the derp's 'technical ability' ?
asciilifeform: i dun see it.
davout: deedbot: http://dpaste.com/1E9QGDH.txt
trinque: other one still.
trinque: $up deedbot-
davout: deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/1E9QGDH.txt
davout: deedbot- http://dpaste.com/1E9QGDH.txt
deedbot: Primary key fingerprint: 2912 37F3 7A2C 023C ADBE D525 1328 8EAB 0171 3428
deedbot: deedbot- voiced for 30 minutes.
trinque: pretty sure that took, but it was not voiced at the time
trinque: davout: yeah, it's in the queue
davout: yeah, i see the previous ones as well on deedbot.org
trinque: next week I'll kill deedbot-, gotta make the rest of the process eat from postgresql instead of sqlite
davout: so what's the canonical way to deed?
trinque: deedbot- http://deedurl
deedbot-: Bad URL or network outage.
davout: trinque: also i think the new blog posts didn't make it to the chan due to the bot not being voiced
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's not news, no.
mircea_popescu: ah 35kb not so terribru
davout: mircea_popescu: there's two hex chars per byte, so it's two times less
mircea_popescu: i guess you did a lot of merging huh.
davout: yep
deedbot-: [Qntra] Senior Swindler Sentenced - http://qntra.net/2016/04/senior-swindler-sentenced/
shinohai: thx BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: yw
shinohai: props on the title
BingoBoingo: ty
BingoBoingo: Practice helps with titles too.
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://www.page2images.com/ actually turns https://archive.is/DcVrY into a (25kb long) image ; as opposed to all the other website capture www turdatrons out there, that uniformly die, more or less silently.
BingoBoingo: interesting.
shinohai: with an api even
mircea_popescu: yeah. i mention because seriously, people doing things correctly are so rare by now...
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2016/04/faa-declares-up-to-20-years-in-prison-for-self-defense-against-drones-dronelivesmatter/
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
BingoBoingo: Seriously
shinohai: ;;later tell dooglus thanks for the OpenBazaar lulz
gribble: The operation succeeded.
shinohai: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1437556.0 <<< would not be surprised to see nubbins` selling this atrocity.
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 407604 | Current Difficulty: 1.7867830767168845E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 409247 | Next Difficulty In: 1643 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 7 hours, 56 minutes, and 41 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
mircea_popescu: and in the latest news from the vitriol factory, http://trilema.com/2016/asscience/
mircea_popescu: aaand for history afficionados : mp in 2009, "the end of the world". http://trilema.com/2009/sfarsitul-lumii/
shinohai needs to learn Romanian ...
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Who needs GE or Citi when you have Bahamas and Putin endorsing Trump and Clinton
mircea_popescu: heh.
mircea_popescu: ironically, the lefties are getting their own ron paul.
mircea_popescu: i hope bernie sanders lives ~500 years and runs every 4th
BingoBoingo: I dunno. His campaign is going through the phase Trump's was September-January now. "Left" didn't start vilifying him soon enough.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 430.8, vol: 1881.06767983 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 427.266, vol: 3926.8073 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 433.49, vol: 7867.57863924 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 423.0, vol: 3.5 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 431.878416, vol: 24219.99910000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 430.1, vol: 792.99639868 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 426.68524, vol: 18.24633306 | Volume-weighted last average: 431.645984035
BingoBoingo: Nightmare material http://epmonthly.com/article/12609/
hanbot looks forward to seeing what BingoBoingo gets cooking once he's fully inoculated himself against the terrors of the flesh.
BingoBoingo: lol
mircea_popescu: "On exam her vitals are normal and her general exam is unremarkable except for suprapubic tenderness with guarding but without rebound." << bad fucking news.
mircea_popescu: aaand there's the edema.