BingoBoingo: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337617 << now iirc mircea_popescu was trying out firms specializing in 'bulletproof' l337 sp4mz0r hosting. so i for one am not the least bit surprised that they kept his money
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 04:56:14; deedbot-: [Trilema] Internoc24 LLC aka internoc24.com is a scam, or how Milan & Dragan Slatjovic stole ~700 euro from me. - http://trilema.com/2015/internoc24-llc-aka-internoc24com-is-a-scam-or-how-milan-dragan-slatjovic-stole-700-euro-from-me/
    
    ascii_field: not that there is any alternative to this, mind you
    
    ascii_field: (if i knew of one, i'd have a motherfucking box)
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31642 @ 0.00047766 = 15.1141 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.stripes.com/brutality-of-1994-panama-fight-still-resonates-with-u-s-troops-1.162729?localLinksEnabled=false
    
    assbot: Brutality of 1994 Panama fight still resonates with U.S. troops - Stripes ... ( http://bit.ly/1XO6FO0 )
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform wut ?
    
    mircea_popescu: lmao. us soldiers "were just trying to get college loans and dental", didn't sign up to actually fight.
    
    mircea_popescu: and WHAT IS THIS BULLYING! VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70705 @ 0.0004831 = 34.1576 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 62100 @ 0.00048685 = 30.2334 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 107900 @ 0.00048833 = 52.6908 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    BingoBoingo: "Less than half of Amerines platoon was healthy enough to participate, but this time they were armed with shotguns and tear gas, and they moved in at 3 a.m. Things went off without a hitch." << For the record this is now US policia SOP
    
    deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 2.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Bitcoin to top $600 before Jul 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1232/bitcoin-to-top-600-before-jul-2016/#b4
    
    deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 2.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Bitcoin to top $800 before Jul 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1233/bitcoin-to-top-800-before-jul-2016/#b5
    
    deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 2.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Bitcoin to top $1,000 before Jul 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1234/bitcoin-to-top-1-000-before-jul-2016/#b7
    
    punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337617 << must run cloudflares!!! my sides
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 04:56:14; deedbot-: [Trilema] Internoc24 LLC aka internoc24.com is a scam, or how Milan & Dragan Slatjovic stole ~700 euro from me. - http://trilema.com/2015/internoc24-llc-aka-internoc24com-is-a-scam-or-how-milan-dragan-slatjovic-stole-700-euro-from-me/
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17034 @ 0.00048974 = 8.3422 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15742 @ 0.0004881 = 7.6837 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42014 @ 0.00048748 = 20.481 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski ty, and how do you plan to prepare Saddam for Canadian Winter?
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    BingoBoingo: How do the Fender Flags handle in the snow?
    
    deedbot-: [Qntra] Tesla Mimicks VW In Own Nitrous Oxide Scandal - http://qntra.net/2015/12/tesla-mimicks-vw-in-own-nitrous-oxide-scandal/
    
    punkman: "We implement segregated witness right now, soon. What we do is discount  the witness data by 75% for block size. So this enables us to say we  allow 4x as many signatures in the chain. What this normally corresponds  to, with a difficult transaction load, this is around 75% capacity  increase for transactions that choose to use it. Another way of looking  at it, is that we raise the block size
    
    punkman: to 4 MB for the witness part, but  the non-witness has same size. The reason for doing the discount, last  slide, the reason for doing this discount is that it disincentivizes  UTXO impact. A signature that doesn't go into the UTXO set, can be  pruned."
    
    punkman: they found the most shitgnomiferous solution, didn't they?
    
    punkman: http://qntra.net/2015/12/f2pool-lashes-out-when-called-out-for-spv-mining/  "This guy leaked our IP addresses to the public, I pm him kindly and  begged him to remove them but he refused. If we ever got DDoSed due to  his post, we have no choices but point our domains to his pool."
    
    assbot: F2Pool Lashes Out When Called Out For SPV Mining | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1R4qYCF )
    
    punkman: ah the lulz
    
    BingoBoingo: <punkman> they found the most shitgnomiferous solution, didn't they? << Yes
    
    BingoBoingo: punkman: I'm just happy Qntra already had a Discus Fish from an earlier story
    
    punkman: tried their livestream yesterday, audio must have been recorded through $1 microphone in someone's pocket
    
    BingoBoingo: Well last time they could afford a microphone was when they sold their BTC at $5 per and got out
    
    punkman: "President  Obama's former Deputy Press Secretary joins BitFury as new Chief  Communications Officer: "Why I believe in the Blockchain and Why You  Should Too""
    
    punkman: I thought bitfury hadn't yet joined the "Blockchain" derps
    
    punkman: !s bitfury
    
    assbot: 315 results for 'bitfury' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitfury
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55242 @ 0.00048287 = 26.6747 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    punkman: "Imagine a world where people can send money as easily as we send emails" << yeah sending email is such a joy these days
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 75208 @ 0.00047948 = 36.0607 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52697 @ 0.00048367 = 25.488 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: The internet's premier fitness community strikes again https://archive.is/Bq5aY
    
    assbot: Injecting HCG directly into penis for dick gains? (Study inside) : steroids ... ( http://bit.ly/1POUmNb )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7712 @ 0.00048938 = 3.7741 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1POWFQv )
    
    deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] Desperately trying to put the “auto” back into automobile in a flaccid attempt to put the relevance back into motoring. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/12/07/desperately-trying-to-put-the-auto-back-into-automobile-in-a-flaccid-attempt-to-put-the-relevance-back-into-motoring/
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20800 @ 0.00048942 = 10.1799 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    punkman: "Visitors to the fair were reportedly confused by the stabbing, mistaking  it for performance art. The area was quickly marked off with police  tape, which some people seem to have thought was part of the  installation."
    
    punkman: https://news.artnet.com/art-world/chaos-woman-brutally-stabbed-art-basel-miami-beach-386204
    
    assbot: Woman Stabbed at Art Basel in Miami Beach - artnet News ... ( http://bit.ly/1PP07dH )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49042 @ 0.000488 = 23.9325 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15758 @ 0.00047913 = 7.5501 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    davout: !up gmaxwell
    
    davout: !up gmaxwell
    
    gmaxwell: Mildly amusing: http://bitcoinocracy.com/arguments/bip101-is-better-than-bip100 I'm surprised that the 101 supporters have more than 1kbtc to their names.
    
    assbot: Bitcoinocracy — BIP101 is better than BIP100 ... ( http://bit.ly/1PP2A86 )
    
    davout: gmaxwell: curious how that thing behaves when funds move from signing addresses
    
    BingoBoingo: gmaxwell: Well, you gotta figure if you have dollars and want to undermine bitcoin security at some point you're going to pick up some bitcoin.
    
    gmaxwell: davout: I think it's supposted to forget them but I think it doesn't currently, based on some of the traffic on its issue trackers.
    
    gmaxwell: as there is a bug for "background update" or something
    
    BingoBoingo: Anyways, it is still early in history. There can still be idiots out there with 4 digit BTC, though not too many.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49450 @ 0.00048998 = 24.2295 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    davout: i know folks with 4-digit btc that also 'invested' in ethereum...
    
    BingoBoingo: Not to mention the "Industry" BIP 101 supporters who can sign with "other people's" BTC
    
    davout: well, if they have the keys...
    
    gmaxwell: Yea, I'm anticipating that one; though it would require them to figure out how to signmessage. :P
    
    gmaxwell: a lot of "industry" is using third party APIs to control their coins...
    
    davout: i doubt that
    
    gmaxwell: :(
    
    gmaxwell: I don't feel bad that you doubt it, I wouldn't have believed it if I'd not seen it myself. It does make a lot of things make more sense.
    
    BingoBoingo: Coinbase and ButtPay are still derping along with Other People's Money
    
    BingoBoingo still finding the "Jim Crow Signature Witness" thing extraordinarily disturbing
    
    gmaxwell: Ah, looks like main source of the pro 101 funds is satoshibones.
    
    fluffypony: [11:03:56]  <+davout>i know folks with 4-digit btc that also 'invested' in ethereum... <- a fool and his money...
    
    gmaxwell: 4-digit btc would have been like ...all of the ethereum presale, no?
    
    punkman: didn't they get like 30k btc?
    
    davout: i did not say 'all'
    
    gmaxwell: fluffypony: well, customers of a gambling site... probably the case most excusable to use customer funds to support 101.
    
    gmaxwell: (derps probably all support 101 too. :) )
    
    fluffypony: lol
    
    punkman: 100btc worth of ETH at launch, still worth 400btc now. wonder how this will turn out https://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/
    
    assbot: BitBet - The ETH scam won't see 2016 :: 73.96 B (34%) on Yes, 142.49 B (66%) on No | closed 5 days 9 hours ago ... ( http://bit.ly/1iDIjEg )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43600 @ 0.00048191 = 21.0113 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16848 @ 0.00048191 = 8.1192 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    
    
    assbot: OpenALPR - Automatic License Plate Recognition ... ( http://bit.ly/1TRXBC9 )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86019 @ 0.00048297 = 41.5446 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    
    
    assbot: XSA-156 - Xen Security Advisories ... ( http://bit.ly/1m6wRmh )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9336 @ 0.00048297 = 4.509 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 100020 @ 0.00047821 = 47.8306 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5530 @ 0.00047618 = 2.6333 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 132501 @ 0.00047974 = 63.566 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26000 @ 0.0004826 = 12.5476 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14568 @ 0.00047974 = 6.9889 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 90100 @ 0.00047814 = 43.0804 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43532 @ 0.00047891 = 20.8479 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36197 @ 0.00047902 = 17.3391 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    funkenstein_: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337681 <-- thanks for linking bitcoinocracy, it looks nice.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 09:02:03; gmaxwell: davout: I think it's supposted to forget them but I think it doesn't currently, based on some of the traffic on its issue trackers.
    
    funkenstein_: Unspent outputs should form the basis rather than addresses, so that coin is free to move without changing tally
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27203 @ 0.00047866 = 13.021 BTC [-]
    
    funkenstein_: some more considerations if interested: http://frass.woodcoin.org/introducing-coin-vote/
    
    assbot: Introducing Coin-Vote | Free your Frass ... ( http://bit.ly/1YTSxzZ )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 110829 @ 0.00048469 = 53.7177 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 98373 @ 0.0004836 = 47.5732 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 62700 @ 0.00048003 = 30.0979 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34746 @ 0.00048003 = 16.6791 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63975 @ 0.00049051 = 31.3804 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6342 @ 0.00048099 = 3.0504 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86180 @ 0.00047528 = 40.9596 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: !up leftbase
    
    mircea_popescu: and in other news, http://45.media.tumblr.com/22a6dd68d169cffdf6c6a32c07688e43/tumblr_mv00n8Ncmn1rcmfhmo1_500.gif
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1TSI7hj )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00047558 = 6.8008 BTC [+]
    
    nubbins`: so i had a darknet vendor try to scam me
    
    mircea_popescu: o ?
    
    mircea_popescu: did peterl's analysis service save you ?
    
    nubbins`: naw, a mod gave me my money back :/
    
    nubbins`: mildly surprised at this
    
    nubbins`: maybe the first time i've had an escrowed deal fall apart
    
    mircea_popescu: he tried to scam you in spite of escrow ?
    
    nubbins`: seems inconceivable, but yes.
    
    mircea_popescu: they just get dumber and dumber, huh.
    
    nubbins`: pkg marked shipped nov 5th
    
    nubbins`: now, truthfully, i know why this happened
    
    nubbins`: there was a peak in btc price around nov 5, when i placed order
    
    nubbins`: vendor prob thought he'd get less $ than he deserved by the time money cleared escrow
    
    nubbins`: so he just never sent anything
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99800 @ 0.00047891 = 47.7952 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: and marked it shipped just in case he needs extra points with mod ?
    
    nubbins`: yep.
    
    nubbins`: mod ("OxyMonster", lel) was unimpressed
    
    mircea_popescu: o look, somebody got butthurt at trilema, and figured ddos totally is going to do something! this time!
    
    mircea_popescu: i wonder what could have it been! this time!
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1TSNehs )
    
    mircea_popescu: i see your bitchez and raise you a public servant. http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll98dyvViD1qeezkyo1_1280.png
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1R4X01l )
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337644 << epic. lmao.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 07:24:31; deedbot-: [Qntra] Tesla Mimicks VW In Own Nitrous Oxide Scandal - http://qntra.net/2015/12/tesla-mimicks-vw-in-own-nitrous-oxide-scandal/
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337647 << it's very dubious this actually does anything above and beyond allowing a bunch of doofuses to claim they're doing things in an academia-convincing manner.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 07:36:34; punkman: they found the most shitgnomiferous solution, didn't they?
    
    mircea_popescu: haskell is a few steps down this road, and i hope the participants have fun.
    
    mircea_popescu: if you look at things, something like this was unavoidable. there's a lot of people who wish to "participate" in a very peculiar ustardian manner, which is why the peculiar ustarded flavour of academia was invented in the first place.
    
    mircea_popescu: nobody cancelled "the things stupid people do".
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337660 << well, imagine! google owning it, and holding everyone at ransom over it! while lying about it, and random street-level derp having no fucking clue about it.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 07:58:25; punkman: "Imagine a world where people can send money as easily as we send emails" << yeah sending email is such a joy these days
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22303 @ 0.00049074 = 10.945 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38097 @ 0.00049091 = 18.7022 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: "I don't understand how there isn't more research into actual dick growth drugs. It seems like it would be profitable if condoned by the FDA." << it'd be totally profitable, but fda has nothing to do with it.
    
    mircea_popescu: imagine, if kfc sold penis-obesity burgers!
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337689 << this is actually par for the course for every usg-powered outfit out there.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 09:05:04; gmaxwell: a lot of "industry" is using third party APIs to control their coins...
    
    mircea_popescu: they do this with their shares, why wouldn't do this with their other assets. the monster is what it is in all its parts, not just the tail.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337723 << that made absolutely no sense.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 12:11:21; funkenstein_: Unspent outputs should form the basis rather than addresses, so that coin is free to move without changing tally
    
    adlai: lets you print ballots for tx fees, incentivize gracious donations to block makers
    
    adlai: if we're gonna have an election, at least make it a spectacle worth watching!
    
    mircea_popescu: doh. so if i run a miner that has $days_left % of total hash output, i can freely vote an infinity of coins. because whatever, i just fill a block with an endless chain of votes and i'm going to eventually mine it into a block.
    
    adlai: you'd still have a finite proportion of the network, other miners could print votes for themselves, or just process transactions normally, business as usual, which still lets others print their own ballots
    
    adlai: fees race up as you fight over block space, price moons, democracy wins
    
    mircea_popescu: basically the only way this thing can pretend to exist is if nobody gives a shit, and for as long as nobody does.
    
    mircea_popescu: like so many other things "in" bitcoin.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63400 @ 0.00049104 = 31.1319 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    adlai: hmm i'd phrase it the other way around. if nobody gives a shit about "vote" results, nobody has incentive to attack it. if people pay attention to elections, they get attacked, but the attack makes it seem that more money cared - because it did
    
    mircea_popescu: yes. so the illusion that "this car made out of cardboard is road worthy" can be maintained for as long as nobody takes it on the road.
    
    adlai: ah, i don't think such elections will effect the decision-making process of people who understand the system. this doesn't prevent the fee-donating competition from occurring
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51052 @ 0.00049156 = 25.0951 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2474 @ 0.00049248 = 1.2184 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: i suppose it is the duty of informed people to allow the uninformed to donate any resources they might unwarrantedly have acquired.
    
    mircea_popescu: reduces trouble potential down the road.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 91052 @ 0.00048658 = 44.3041 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    nubbins`: hmm i bought a bunch of shit at the homebrew shop yesterday, and one of the items rang in as $0.00
    
    nubbins`: man, the canadian dollar slipping to its lowest point since 2004 is really making the btc/cad exchange rate look good
    
    nubbins`: http://nation.foxnews.com/2015/12/06/judge-jeanine-get-gun-get-it-legally-learn-how-shoot-it-and-be-primed-use-it
    
    assbot: Judge Jeanine: 'Get A Gun. Get It Legally. Learn How To Shoot It And Be Primed To Use It' - Fox Nation ... ( http://bit.ly/1NBgI2v )
    
    nubbins`: GEEEYE A GAUUAHN
    
    nubbins`: GEEYET IT LEEGULLY
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15829 @ 0.00047464 = 7.5131 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    nubbins`: death of a thousand lels
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 90671 @ 0.00047456 = 43.0288 BTC [-]
    
    nubbins`: i wonder what would've happened if the san bernardino goofs had gotten guns, gotten them legally, learned how to shoot them, and been primed to use them
    
    nubbins`: o wait
    
    nubbins`: also, the word "radicalized" has been media-ified into absurdity
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55418 @ 0.00047857 = 26.5214 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79000 @ 0.00048214 = 38.0891 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    
    
    assbot: Pls critique my code style : shittyprogramming ... ( http://bit.ly/1N6oGPs )
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Bitcoin to top $800 before Jul 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1233/bitcoin-to-top-800-before-jul-2016/#b9
    
    nubbins`: i had a coworker once that wrote a 500-line function for manipulating arrays
    
    nubbins`: her variable choices were "result1", "line3", "thisRow2" etc
    
    nubbins`: hey phf
    
    nubbins`: you did up the eulora homebrew tap?
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1N6qvvZ )
    
    thestringpuller: dat brew
    
    thestringpuller: i hate packaging things for mac
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 399.61, Best ask: 399.84, Bid-ask spread: 0.23000, Last trade: 399.68, 24 hour volume: 38665.44974803, 24 hour low: 384.53, 24 hour high: 404.24, 24 hour vwap: None
    
    nubbins`: nod
    
    thestringpuller: jurov: apparently the transferwise CEO is anti-bitcoin? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZt-sEOi_w
    
    thestringpuller: or at least ill-informed
    
    nubbins`: think it was a git issue. progress
    
    nubbins`: checking whether the C++ compiler works... no
    
    nubbins`: lel nvm
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 89687 @ 0.00048215 = 43.2426 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: ;;isup qntra.net
    
    gribble: qntra.net is up
    
    thestringpuller: ;;isup trilema.com
    
    gribble: trilema.com is up
    
    thestringpuller: Well not from this location
    
    nubbins`: nor this
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54500 @ 0.00048887 = 26.6434 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    punkman: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28623-woman-who-has-never-felt-pain-experiences-it-for-the-first-time
    
    assbot: Woman who has never felt pain experiences it for the first time | New Scientist ... ( http://bit.ly/1NR9oSi )
    
    nubbins`: not being able to feel pain is actually a fairly serious condition
    
    nubbins`: most people end up disfigured by late childhood
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42163 @ 0.00048924 = 20.6278 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26650 @ 0.00049083 = 13.0806 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    phf: nubbins`: I have another bug report with 10.11, but this one's just odd. I'll check it out tonight
    
    nubbins`: phf which gcc you using?
    
    nubbins`: i've tried 4.9, 5.3; mp thinks maybe you targeted llvm?
    
    phf: llvm/clang
    
    nubbins`: lol k
    
    nubbins`: don't check out anything yet
    
    nubbins`: i symlinked gcc-4.9 to "gcc" ages ago, so it's trying to use that instead
    
    phf: aaah
    
    mircea_popescu: ha!
    
    mircea_popescu: btw phf you ever gonna log an' get your reward ?
    
    nubbins`: $ ls -la *gcc*
    
    nubbins`: lrwxr-xr-x  1 root  wheel  41 17 Mar  2015 gcc -> /usr/local/Cellar/gcc/4.9.2_1/bin/gcc-4.9
    
    nubbins`: lrwxr-xr-x  1 root  wheel   5 20 Sep  2014 llvm-gcc -> clang
    
    phf: but desc not working? that seems like some brew formula level issue
    
    
    
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    nubbins`: trying again w clang
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337656 << bitfury has looong since turned to the dark side, dating back at least 1.5 years to kikvadze's cnbc interview in which he advocated for removing 21 mn coin cap. http://www.contravex.com/2015/06/26/bitfury-and-private-property-in-the-land-of-the-free/
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 07:55:46; punkman: I thought bitfury hadn't yet joined the "Blockchain" derps
    
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    nubbins`: ugh
    
    
    
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    nubbins`: phf it seems like it's still not using llvm-clang but its own gcc-5.3
    
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    phf: hmm, its possible i forgot to remove custom gcc call out from cal3d formula, ill have to check once im in front of a real computer
    
    phf: or maybe it's picking up your gcc since you have it installed. homebrew compiler selection algo is all kinds of creative
    
    mircea_popescu: seems the likelier explanation.
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-12-2015#1337562 << curves, glorious curves
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-12-2015 23:40:58; mircea_popescu: and something for petey... http://40.media.tumblr.com/e9757a9deb4f50a25d868f26f4c3ab1d/tumblr_mvec3nySMa1s6dk4zo1_1280.jpg
    
    mircea_popescu: curve means whore in romanian.
    
    nubbins`: phf yeah symlink city. i did brew remove on all gcc's
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    nubbins`: there we go, woop
    
    mircea_popescu: o ?
    
    nubbins`: cal3d compiled
    
    nubbins`: (this was the step it was hanging on. not outta woods yet)
    
    mircea_popescu: that's almost always the bitch.
    
    nubbins`: yuh
    
    nubbins`: iirc cal3d was my hemorrhoid when i was trying to cobble a working osx install
    
    mircea_popescu: yaq
    
    ascii_field: mircea_popescu: i can see the connection to 'курва', but is there an etymological link to engl. 'cur' ?
    
    
    
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    nubbins`: latin curvus, bent
    
    mircea_popescu: it's almost certainly from slavonic "kuruva"
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337641 << basically just proper bridgestone rubber on all four corners.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 07:23:53; BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski ty, and how do you plan to prepare Saddam for Canadian Winter?
    
    pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: so i've always had a thing for slavonic whoors it seems ;)
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: amusingly enough, in ro cant the superlative accomplishment of thievery is being "old whore".
    
    pete_dushenski likes curvy women, yes, particularly those who elegantly put the 'broad' in broad
    
    pete_dushenski: i think it's compensatory for my lousy upper body frame
    
    nubbins`: oof this cs download is slooooow
    
    nubbins`: FTTD ruins you on patience, i tell ya
    
    nubbins`: fun story, installation guy says "do you want me to terminate the fibre at the pole, or inside the home?
    
    nubbins`: i say "is there an extra cost?" he says "nope" i say "lule, come on in, no need to take off yr boots"
    
    nubbins`: he warned that it's easy to damage the fibre where it enters the house
    
    nubbins`: "what happens if i cut it?"
    
    nubbins`: "we'll come out and fix it for free"
    
    pete_dushenski: http://www.sportsxm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Hottest-Women-Track-Field.jpg << mmm... broad...
    
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    nubbins`: not curvy by any definition
    
    nubbins`: i think the word you seek is "fit"
    
    pete_dushenski: indeed, broad =! curvy, but rather signals the potential therefore once fillie is done being 'athlete'
    
    nubbins`: once they're done being fit
    
    pete_dushenski: correct
    
    nubbins`: o.O
    
    nubbins`: you're a strange man
    
    
    
    assbot: Suicide rate in Alberta jumps 30% in wake of mass oilpatch layoffs - Calgary - CBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1IPPDD2 )
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 13:32:58; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337644 << epic. lmao.
    
    pete_dushenski: nubbins`: omg. from 10 to 13. whatevershallbedone
    
    pete_dushenski: ok 252 to 327
    
    pete_dushenski: "If the trend continues, Alberta could be on track for 654 suicides this year." << and then next year, a thousand, and the year after that THE WHOLE PROVINCE WILL OFF ITSELF
    
    pete_dushenski: need moar bailouts.
    
    nubbins`: we have bailouts here now?!
    
    nubbins`: fuck the oil sands anyway
    
    nubbins`: the amount of drug addiction brought to NL by oil money is more staggering than the number of suicides in AB
    
    pete_dushenski: !s cheese addiction
    
    assbot: 0 results for 'cheese addiction' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=cheese+addiction
    
    pete_dushenski: hm, coulda sworn there was something in the logs about cheese being more addictive than crack. or was it cheesecake ?
    
    nubbins`: lol. and wiping your ass after taking a shit is more addictive than cheese
    
    nubbins`: there's a lesson in here about paying labourers $70k/yr
    
    ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337927 << mega-observation
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 16:56:24; nubbins`: lol. and wiping your ass after taking a shit is more addictive than cheese
    
    ascii_field: srsly.
    
    pete_dushenski: nubbins`: more like $170k, even $270k
    
    ascii_field: the ultimate addiction, imho, is not-having-meatbags-around
    
    nubbins`: pete_dushenski fair nuf
    
    nubbins`: either way
    
    nubbins`: you give these goofs bags of cash
    
    nubbins`: they go buy big trucks and big houses on credit
    
    nubbins`: oops lul the grease ran out
    
    nubbins`: wat do
    
    pete_dushenski: why a quarter-mn to some 23 yo newfie punk ? BECAUSE THE JOB SUCKS. and literally no one would do it for less
    
    ascii_field: nubbins`: we have legends of this kind of thing here, with lottery players
    
    nubbins`: pete_dushenski the smart newfies took that money and came home with most of it, bought houses etc outright
    
    pete_dushenski: which a chunk did, no doubt
    
    nubbins`: the stunned ones took out leases, blew their money on drugs and gasoline, and are now fucked
    
    pete_dushenski: the dumb ones were fucked to begin with
    
    nubbins`: unfortunately, they're fucked here, not in alberta
    
    pete_dushenski: who cares about dumb bois
    
    nubbins`: people who have to interact with them?
    
    ascii_field: ^
    
    nubbins`: i'd sooner interact with a dummy than with a coke-addicted dummy with $200k of personal debt
    
    pete_dushenski: there are ex 'rig pigs' working farmers market stalls here, nice kids.
    
    nubbins`: one of those dummies prob will not do a home invasion some day when he's broke, one prob will
    
    pete_dushenski: can't stay addicted to blow 4ever, at least not when broke, this too shall pass
    
    ascii_field: nubbins`: what's it take to land that work anyway
    
    nubbins`: pete_dushenski o.O you know what happens when addicts are broke, yes?
    
    pete_dushenski: you shoot them ?
    
    nubbins`: ascii_field year or two of trade school
    
    ascii_field: what's the catch ?
    
    ascii_field: gotta be in the union ?
    
    nubbins`: work sucks
    
    nubbins`: and obv union, sure
    
    ascii_field: all work sucks
    
    nubbins`: some work sucks more than other work
    
    nubbins`: physical labour 18 hours at a time particularly sucks
    
    ascii_field: how many people per square metre in a drill platform ?
    
    pete_dushenski: chain gangs are still a thing ?
    
    nubbins`: ascii_field no idea. too many
    
    ascii_field: ah these must be sea rigs
    
    nubbins`: nah mostly land
    
    ascii_field: then i have nfi what the problem is..
    
    nubbins`: ;;google alberta oil sands
    
    gribble: Athabasca oil sands - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athabasca_oil_sands>; Alberta's Oil Sands Alberta's Clean Energy Future: <http://oilsands.alberta.ca/>; Alberta Energy: Oil Sands: <http://www.energy.alberta.ca/ourbusiness/oilsands.asp>
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 22-10-2015 22:12:53; mircea_popescu: but in related news, http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-cheese-addictive-drugs-20151022-story.html
    
    pete_dushenski: ;;google contravex alberta oil sands
    
    gribble: Alberta Oil Sands Inc: <http://www.aboilsands.ca/>; Alberta's oilsands trade-off | Toronto Star: <http://www.thestar.com/news/atkinsonseries/2015/08/28/albertas-oilsands-trade-off.html>; Go ahead Jim Prentice: raise taxes in Alberta and see if ... - Contravex: <http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/16/go-ahead-jim-prentice-raise-taxes-in-alberta-and-see-if-by-2025-the-province-isnt- (1 more message)
    
    nubbins`: <+pete_dushenski> you shoot them ? << so trite
    
    pete_dushenski: so considerate of others !
    
    nubbins`: so imaginaruim of dr dushenskuss
    
    pete_dushenski: guilty.
    
    nubbins`: lemme give a rundown
    
    nubbins`: dummies get high paying jobs up in AB
    
    nubbins`: plenty of $$, why not try some coke?
    
    nubbins`: come home, still addicted to coke
    
    nubbins`: this creates demand
    
    nubbins`: then coke dealers start multiplying
    
    nubbins`: then coke /users/ start multiplying
    
    nubbins`: then the money runs out (this happens not all at once)
    
    nubbins`: then the poorest, most addicted turn to theft, robbery, break-ins, etc
    
    nubbins`: then your city is suddenly full of broke addicts
    
    nubbins`: the smarter ones say "i can't get out of this on my own, i need help"
    
    nubbins`: !up ascii_field
    
    nubbins`: at which point they realize oh, there's a 6 month waitlist for help
    
    nubbins`: guess i'll hold up a convenience store instead
    
    ascii_field: and sometimes they find that there is no 'addiction clinic' for breaking addiction to space, clean air, hygiene, and cheese
    
    nubbins`: sure there is, it's called therapy
    
    nubbins`: comes in all shapes and sizes
    
    ascii_field: though i hear mircea_popescu has a broomstick therapy
    
    nubbins`: hmm big fire somewhere nearby
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337929 << substances are substances, hygiene is hygiene
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 16:57:20; ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337927 << mega-observation
    
    nubbins`: brb
    
    ascii_field: pete_dushenski: for the purpose of this thought, any particular thing you've grown to like but suddenly cannot afford, is 'addiction'
    
    pete_dushenski: not so.
    
    pete_dushenski: i don't go into withdrawal when forced to use leaves for tp.
    
    ascii_field: just as a small hole in your chest is a hole, whether made by bullet or meteorite
    
    ascii_field: pete_dushenski: afaik cocaine aficionados don't suffer from withdrawal in the usual sense
    
    pete_dushenski: i don't shiver and vomit and want to die from ass-wiping with plants as i would from morphine withdrawal
    
    pete_dushenski: ascii_field: i think you're right, which really makes you wonder about the 'addictiveness' of coke
    
    ascii_field: same as that of cheese
    
    ascii_field: or life-without-roommates
    
    pete_dushenski:  bingo.
    
    ascii_field: or 10,001 other things.
    
    ascii_field: 'this is not life'
    
    pete_dushenski: bingo to cheese...
    
    pete_dushenski: so idiots who wanna rampage because 'no money for cheese' shouldn't be shot ?
    
    nubbins`: "be shot" is trite
    
    ascii_field: why not ?
    
    pete_dushenski: what kind of civil society is this ??
    
    nubbins`: in reality, the addicts who can't find/afford coke don't just stop using
    
    nubbins`: they just switch to prescription drugs.
    
    pete_dushenski: nubbins`: sent to gulag, fine
    
    nubbins`: there y'go, that's much less trite
    
    trinque: nubbins` is assuming a big, cozy socialist state to take care of them
    
    nubbins`: worthy of a serious conversation between adults
    
    ascii_field: 'civil society' is just what remains after you fill the gulags
    
    pete_dushenski: a fiver for trying to hold up cheese shop
    
    nubbins`: trinque not so.
    
    trinque: given that he lives in one, this is reasonable
    
    trinque: oh?
    
    nubbins`: such a state does not exist
    
    nubbins`: if you want the government to help you, better not hold yr breath
    
    trinque: dole checks don't show up in canada anymore?
    
    trinque: I understand that they do here
    
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    nubbins`: wtf is a dole check gonna do?
    
    ascii_field: ^
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14900 @ 0.00048205 = 7.1825 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    nubbins`: dole is what, $400-smth a month here?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55866 @ 0.00048205 = 26.9302 BTC [-]
    
    nubbins`: should be just about enough to cover, oh, nothing at all
    
    pete_dushenski always reads 'checks' as 'inspections'. it's cheques goddamit !
    
    nubbins`: maybe at one time you could live off dole
    
    nubbins`: but that was before all the cash-heavy oil workers came home & drove property values through the roof
    
    ascii_field: nubbins`: in 'dole countries', the thing is barely enough for scum-life. satan help you if you've tasted human living
    
    trinque: nubbins` │ the smarter ones say "i can't get out of this on my own, i need help" << >> nubbins` │ sure there is, it's called therapy
    
    trinque: this struck me as a socialist perspective.
    
    nubbins`: i didn't say free therapy
    
    trinque: as for the dole, there's always public housing too
    
    pete_dushenski: life's all about expectations
    
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    nubbins`: trinque public housing has a bigger waitlist than addictions help.
    
    nubbins`: also mostly goes to families vs individuals
    
    nubbins`: "but doesn't that encourage the destitute addicts to start queefing out kids?" yes it does.
    
    trinque: the question of what happens to these people only matters under economic and social circumstances which are advantageous to them.
    
    nubbins`: "but won't kids born to addict parents be fucked from the start and stay that way their whole lives?" yep
    
    trinque: I took pete_dushenski's "get shot" as "get fucked/who cares"
    
    nubbins`: lol
    
    nubbins`: ok.
    
    trinque: aside drug prohibition what are they going to do to make enough money to matter?
    
    nubbins`: so the "LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU" approach?
    
    trinque: aside living among them what do I care what they do to each other?
    
    trinque: yes, no "something must be done" about it
    
    nubbins`: you do live among them, ya fuckin dumbass.
    
    trinque: no, I do not
    
    ascii_field: !s Conde de Alba de Yeltes
    
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    nubbins`: oh, on what planet do you live?
    
    ascii_field: !s in the sewers
    
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    trinque looks out the window
    
    trinque: not a bum in sight
    
    nubbins`: well if you can't see any right now
    
    nubbins`: i guess there aren't any
    
    trinque: if there were no drug prohibition how would that economic process you described work, exactly?
    
    nubbins`: also, equating "drug addict" with "bum" is an exceptionally rudimentary understanding of the world
    
    ascii_field: the little trick is that when you're throwing away people, it helps to make sure that all or most of them actually are garbage
    
    trinque: prohibition drives the price through the roof, which allows the whole thing to sustain itself.
    
    ascii_field: otherwise you get a lenin eventually and get fucked.
    
    nubbins`: trinque if there were no drug prohibition, the world would be a better, safer place
    
    trinque: aside massive govt distortions of the market, stupid tends to die.
    
    trinque: drugs is a prime example
    
    trinque: *are
    
    pete_dushenski: http://www.bsomusic.org/media/728173/main-2015-2016-infographic_1150w.jpg << "Women composers make up less than 2% of all of the music performed." damn those americans are racialist.
    
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    nubbins`: treating drug abuse as crime is maybe the dumbest thing i can think of at the moment
    
    pete_dushenski: obama must intervene !
    
    trinque: nubbins`: well certainly
    
    nubbins`: actually, ignoring drug abuse is pretty fuckin stupid too
    
    nubbins`: most govs do one or the other, or both at once
    
    trinque: I'd say "end prohibition" hits it head-on.
    
    trinque: weed prices for example in legalized states are falling all the time
    
    trinque: apply that to the harder stuff; profits subside and those pushing the dope go on to better things
    
    nubbins`: i pay about $250/month directly to criminal gangs
    
    nubbins`: because of prohibition
    
    trinque: spending far less on aspirin I'd imagine
    
    nubbins`: costco has pretty cheap aspirin
    
    nubbins`: now on top of that, you have the idiot cops running around
    
    nubbins`: busting dope pedlars
    
    nubbins`: essentially purchasing the drugs with your tax dollars, and not even using them afterward
    
    ascii_field: don't worry, weed-legalization will free up their hands to bust bitcoin aficionados
    
    nubbins`: seriously, there was a big bust here recently, i calculated that the cops paid something like $4 a gram for the weed they seized.
    
    nubbins`: if the shit was legal, purchasing that same gram would yield the gov $4+ in taxes
    
    nubbins`: but hey, what do i know
    
    nubbins`: it's not like all the black market soft drug money goes directly to hell's angels and vietnamese gangs, oh wait
    
    pete_dushenski: "There's about €3bn of London Club debt "trading" at 15 cents of par last time I checked. If you find Argentine bonds just not exotic enough" << everyone's an investor eh. p2p lending is da footoor !
    
    nubbins`: it's not like buying prohibited dope helps keep coke dealers in business, oh wait
    
    nubbins`: anyway this is turning into generalized griping
    
    pete_dushenski: nubbins`: anyways, once the residual albertabux dry up, newfoundland will go back to being a 'service economy' or whatever it's been since the cod packed up and left. your housing prices will return to the incredibly affordable 'normal' you were used to, and all will be well again until the next time a canadian province has a resource boom and your industrious young men provide the necessary cannon fodder.
    
    pete_dushenski: speaking of resource booms, http://www.bdlive.co.za/business/mining/2015/12/07/de-beers-suspends-operations-at-canada-mine
    
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    pete_dushenski: !up ascii_field
    
    nubbins`: economy, lol.
    
    nubbins`: you've obv never been here
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 16:58:29; pete_dushenski: why a quarter-mn to some 23 yo newfie punk ? BECAUSE THE JOB SUCKS. and literally no one would do it for less
    
    mircea_popescu: talk to teh syrian immigrants.
    
    mircea_popescu: that's what they did back home, anyway.
    
    nubbins`: pete_dushenski all the people whose houses are suddenly worth less than the outstanding mortgages would tend to disagree that "all will be well"
    
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    nubbins`: but hey
    
    nubbins`: don't let me get in the way of your over-9000 triteness
    
    nubbins`: 8)
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1337965 << if you're looking for something, manning expeditions to the north pole is more your alley.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:02:33; ascii_field: how many people per square metre in a drill platform ?
    
    mircea_popescu: the main thing is being able to sit by oneself for six months in the dark
    
    nubbins`: ^ some can, some can't
    
    nubbins`: that's the other "high pay, shitty work" option for canadians: go up north
    
    nubbins`: i personally would not fare well above the treeline
    
    nubbins`: too barren
    
    nubbins`: super depressing
    
    mircea_popescu: great way to retire imo
    
    nubbins`: people do it
    
    mircea_popescu: way the fuck better than going to florida.
    
    nubbins`: also common for older folks who didn't plan so well for retirement.
    
    nubbins`: move up north for yr last 5 years in the workforce
    
    ascii_field: for eskimo-style retirement
    
    ascii_field: 'i must step outside and may be a while' (tm) (r)
    
    nubbins`: gov literally pays you to live up there
    
    mircea_popescu: as opposed to where, in berlin ?
    
    mircea_popescu: gov literally pays you to live anywhere.
    
    nubbins`: as opposed to southern canada :D
    
    nubbins`: like, "you live north of 60, here is your nothern allowance"
    
    nubbins`: "use it to offset the insanely high cost of goods"
    
    
    
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    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:10:19; pete_dushenski: i don't go into withdrawal when forced to use leaves for tp.
    
    
    
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    nubbins`: http://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.2296283.1427290723!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_960/image.jpg
    
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    nubbins`: could keep going but shrug, you get the idea
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338025 << i have no idea what your problem with shooting 'em is, but anyway.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:13:22; nubbins`: worthy of a serious conversation between adults
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu practical matters aside, nm
    
    mircea_popescu: i happen to agree : if you happen to be poor and happen to be loud, being shot is the correct policy.
    
    mircea_popescu: it's how i ran my town the only time i ever ran a town, and it's how i intend to run any town i ever run.
    
    nubbins`: lel
    
    mircea_popescu: shooting people certainly a lot more practical than "helping" people.
    
    mircea_popescu: seeing how i've seen shot people with mine own eyes, but helped people i am entirely unsure anyone ever saw.
    
    ascii_field: !s more persuasive than persuasion
    
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    nubbins`: in fairness, if you'd seen more people helped you'd have seen less people shot
    
    mircea_popescu: this sounds like a worse outcome.
    
    nubbins`: depending on your parser
    
    mircea_popescu: but you know that trite happens to be a sort of banal,  right ?
    
    mircea_popescu: the only trite thing these days is "helping".
    
    mircea_popescu: done to death. time for some fresh.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22800 @ 0.00048448 = 11.0461 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    nubbins`: actually pretty much anything pete says falls under the category of trite, too
    
    nubbins`: he's like a mini-mp, but without the circuitous argument skills
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    whaack: !rate funkenstein_: 2 met in the flesh, has a great blogpost "on chumponomics"
    
    assbot: funkenstein_: is not registered in WoT.
    
    nubbins`: and i guess the btc wealth
    
    nubbins`: not really sure what pete's pocketbook looks like
    
    ascii_field: like jupiter but without the mass !
    
    nubbins`: AOOOOOO
    
    whaack: !rate funkenstein_ 2 met in the flesh, has a great blogpost "on chumponomics"
    
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    mircea_popescu: whaack link to that ?
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` iirc he said when i asked him, lemme see
    
    whaack: frass.woodcoin.org/on-chumponomics/
    
    nubbins`: 12 years in catholic school, i'm done with mass 8)
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 19:07:55; pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu property manager of a small, older commercial building that my father owns. 6 tenants, 100 occupants, fun little project. also manage two residential properties. also manage a small start-up in the construction materials space, we make the first/only/bestest fibreglass composite curtain wall framing. and then there's the little one. le petit monstre...
    
    nubbins`: woodcoin.org?!
    
    nubbins`: WHAT IS THIS
    
    mircea_popescu: this guy got an altcoin
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu so he "manages" a couple things for dad?
    
    mircea_popescu: iirc i bought some bitpennies' worth
    
    nubbins` puts more weight on pete's words going forward
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` for all you know it's a tax dodge
    
    mircea_popescu has no idea.
    
    whaack: It's been posted here before http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=04-05-2015#1119570
    
    assbot: Logged on 04-05-2015 16:58:27; assbot: On Chumponomics | Free your Frass ... ( http://bit.ly/1ES0xt8 )
    
    nubbins`: for all i know it's all made up
    
    mircea_popescu: and you're a girl.
    
    trinque: nothing shameful about a family business.
    
    nubbins`: you've seen pictures of my body
    
    mircea_popescu: but for all i know...
    
    nubbins`: :D
    
    ascii_field: trinque: iirc he has a day job, as a health inspector, somewhere
    
    ascii_field: beyond this, i've nfi
    
    nubbins`: trinque nothing remarkable either
    
    mircea_popescu: orly ? why not ?
    
    nubbins`: same reason an inheritance is unremarkable
    
    mircea_popescu: this'd be a fine example of trite.
    
    mircea_popescu: an inheritance was unremarkable. WAS. three centuries ago.
    
    mircea_popescu: today, it's fucking remarkable. means about the same as a dog's pedigree
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    mircea_popescu: and you wouldn't buy a dog without a pedigree.
    
    nubbins`: remarkable in the sense that saving for the future is remarkable
    
    nubbins`: unremarkable in the sense that any asshole can get a windfall
    
    mircea_popescu: "this guy was spawned by people together enough to actually own something. unlike everyone on the internet, who is here mostly because their mother thought being ugly is enough excuse to fuck drunks.
    
    mircea_popescu: mno.
    
    nubbins`: "pete's so amazing, his dad bequeathed him a suitcase of bills"
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    mircea_popescu: all things equal i'd rather deal with someone who comes from sane parents.
    
    trinque: this is a poor person's notion of the wealthy.
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu lol my entire generation was spawned by people together enough to actually own something. and they're all fuckups
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess it depends on teh parser.
    
    nubbins`: 8)
    
    nubbins`: so much does, hey?
    
    mircea_popescu: but i'm still gonna get you for that circuitous.
    
    nubbins`: gotta catch me first.
    
    nubbins`: this can be accomplished by either speeding up OR slowing down
    
    mircea_popescu: lol.
    
    nubbins`: don't look a gift painting in the brush
    
    nubbins`: ^ parallel universes collapsed as i wrote that
    
    nubbins`: anyway
    
    nubbins`: there's a set of lifestyles that allow one to dick around on irc all day
    
    mircea_popescu: generally known as "non-bum ; non-blue collar"
    
    nubbins`: that's one half
    
    mircea_popescu: tho some people push the bum envelope pretty hard.
    
    nubbins`: the other half is "on welfare"
    
    nubbins`: consider that there are people active in here on a daily basis who are 100% supported by the state, and others who are 100% self-supporting
    
    nubbins`: if you don't work in tech, odds are you're one of the former
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: some of even live in communist shitholes where tech and ~all else is state-supported
    
    mircea_popescu: tech, finance, governance, hey, do you count the usg plants as self-supported or state-supported ?
    
    mircea_popescu: check it out, nubbins` schematic thought naufraged once more on the circuitous beaches of irl.
    
    nubbins`: depends on the parser?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    mircea_popescu: ascii_field ironically, the "tech and all else is state supported" shithole mostly would be the bay area.
    
    nubbins`: if you're on a computer all day long and you don't /work/ at a computer all day long, chances are you're coasting. either on your own funds or someone else's
    
    mircea_popescu: with a little bit of portland and seattle etc.
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` im actually on three computers. one of which is mining magical dungbeetles.
    
    mircea_popescu: i consider that work.
    
    nubbins`: me too
    
    mircea_popescu: ironically, my virtual game character made more in november than 50% of earth's population, and most africans.
    
    nubbins`: now suppose instead of mining dung beetles, you're waiting for a tenant to say the radiator's busted in your dad's building
    
    pete_dushenski leaves for few minutes, only to discover that his dad is dead and bequeathed him some paper, that's he's mp-but-no-mp, that he didn't retire from health inspection, and that he's on welfare because not 'in tech'. 
    
    pete_dushenski: you guys are wild !
    
    nubbins`: i think your parser is broken
    
    pete_dushenski: :P
    
    nubbins`: mp-but-no-mp is generous
    
    mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski ironically, nubbins` retired from tech to do artsy bs, and now has a sweet tooth for anyone daring not be in tech!
    
    ascii_field: pete_dushenski: hey one time i left for an hour and came back to discover that i suffer from depersonalization and am dog-who-identifies-as-cat
    
    nubbins`: really i retired from tech to stave off suicide later in life, but this is splitting hairs
    
    pete_dushenski: nubbins`: whole thing was 'generous'. twas the point ;/
    
    mircea_popescu: in fairness, if i were a woman, and worked my ass off for kink.com throughout my teen years, and then retired to... start my own perfume line,
    
    mircea_popescu: i'd be pretty harsh to all these hussies daring to prance around in like clothes
    
    mircea_popescu: and where's all the cum ?!
    
    pete_dushenski: ascii_field: l0l!
    
    nubbins`: ascii_field i left for 7 weeks and nobody but you wondered about me ;(
    
    nubbins`: hurts.jpg
    
    pete_dushenski: i wondered!
    
    nubbins`: aw
    
    nubbins`: i've been making homebrew
    
    mircea_popescu: the interdweebs can be a harsh mistress!
    
    nubbins`: and published an art book
    
    nubbins`: hand-printed, hand-bound!
    
    ascii_field: eh nubbins` i thought of you!111 every time i papercutted on my ragged bitcoin printout binder
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` are you gonna get butthurt if i tell you the thing sucked ?
    
    nubbins`: not rly, i don't value yr opinion on art
    
    nubbins`: go ahead
    
    mircea_popescu: aite.
    
    pete_dushenski: bbl
    
    nubbins`: it's mostly a vehicle for advertising our skills at silkscreen printing
    
    nubbins`: content is mostly irrelevant
    
    mircea_popescu: ah
    
    nubbins`: one crazy fucker bought 5 copies
    
    nubbins`: nfi
    
    mircea_popescu doesn't recall the last time he actually saw a competent draughstman / painter / anything.
    
    nubbins`: i'm an exceptionally competent printer
    
    mircea_popescu: whole lotta doodlers.
    
    mircea_popescu: well printing's an industry not an art!
    
    nubbins`: yep
    
    nubbins`: i'm a technician more than anything
    
    nubbins`: BUT
    
    nubbins`: lemme find some close-up photos that will mean absolutely nothing to you
    
    mircea_popescu: actually The Story of Nubbins the Industrious would make a pretty decent book title.
    
    nubbins`: http://www.gigposters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162215&page=2&p=2077517&viewfull=1#post2077517
    
    assbot: CMYK printing - very light and dark tones - Page 2 ... ( http://bit.ly/1lozNdW )
    
    nubbins`: post #19 if you don't feel like waiting for the jump
    
    mircea_popescu: 20s better
    
    mircea_popescu: anyway, yes, they're well printed.
    
    nubbins`: it requires a couple years of abject failure to truly appreciate, but tyvm
    
    mircea_popescu: were these made by hand ?
    
    nubbins`: yep
    
    nubbins`: mix our own inks from scratch too
    
    mircea_popescu: cuz i can see some laser markings
    
    mircea_popescu: do you have any pics of the chisels you used ?
    
    nubbins`: ;/
    
    mircea_popescu: aww i'm just kidding.
    
    mircea_popescu: that shit was too funny.
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1TwfYMh )
    
    nubbins`: ignore the watermark & url, these are my actual tools
    
    mircea_popescu: ahahaha
    
    nubbins`: the mirror is for checking.
    
    mircea_popescu: "my factchecking mirror"
    
    nubbins`: gigposters forums are a wealth of info
    
    nubbins`: odd thing to say about a forum
    
    nubbins`: but hey
    
    mircea_popescu: actually unfashionable, prof driven forums are usually ok.
    
    mircea_popescu: the plague starts once bitcoin/experts sexchange/seo/mommy/ what have you default activities of those who really should have been shot in their teen years.
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: gigposters has "premium membership" ($20/yr) and people get turbo shit-on if they ask too many questions w/o coughing up some funds
    
    nubbins`: oddly... it works.
    
    nubbins`: somewhat related, pix & video of me at work: http://www.gigposters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=162207
    
    assbot: Common printing problems and their solutions ... ( http://bit.ly/1TwgrOu )
    
    nubbins` gives back to the commyoonity
    
    nubbins`: in fact, i feel deeply indebted to the place, as i essentially learned my trade there
    
    mircea_popescu: why not feel deeply indebted to the actual people that taught you ?
    
    mircea_popescu has ~0 anything for "the school", remembers some teachers.
    
    thestringpuller: Cuz football. Or I guess that's just the party schools.
    
    thestringpuller: I have found a correlation to alumni dedication and how "out of control" the partying is at said alma matar.
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess if the sluts were good i'd credit the school more than the individual sluts in question... maybe.
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu it's a schelling point, couldn't have found the actual people were it not for the venue
    
    mircea_popescu: so ?
    
    nubbins`: why not pledge fealty to mp instead of TMSRO~
    
    mircea_popescu: this is exactly why the wot exists - to disinhabituate socialists from stealing from the people and giving to "the institution" so that lenin, stalin or whatever other nigger can then steal it.
    
    mircea_popescu: there is no tmsr outside of the nodes in the wot graph
    
    nubbins`: there is no gigposters forum outside of the knowledgeable who post there
    
    mircea_popescu is a little wary of this theory. zuckerberg thinks he owns facebook.
    
    mircea_popescu: what facebook ?
    
    nubbins`: what fb indeed.
    
    nubbins`: a different angle: what better way to encourage indebtedness to me?
    
    mircea_popescu: hm ?
    
    nubbins`: tons of noobs out there failing at screenprinting
    
    nubbins`: until they come across my posts
    
    nubbins`: (they still fail but at least know why)
    
    mircea_popescu: so what's the trouble with that ?
    
    nubbins`: no trouble at all
    
    mircea_popescu: remarkably, you do use your name :)
    
    nubbins`: :D
    
    mircea_popescu: some intuition of the whole thing doth exist.
    
    nubbins`: before i commit to this character, am i supposed to be able to change physical features?
    
    mircea_popescu: nah
    
    nubbins`: clicking things seems not to change avatar
    
    nubbins`: ah k
    
    mircea_popescu: o hey characters huh ?
    
    mircea_popescu: get foxy's bot while at it, it's very useful.
    
    nubbins`: the glow burns me ;/
    
    mircea_popescu: haha
    
    mircea_popescu: find your way uphill, there's some tables there and a coupla animated fruitboxes
    
    mircea_popescu: ima be over in a minute.
    
    mircea_popescu: fix you up with some tools and assorted junk
    
    thestringpuller: WTF PEOPLE. Arguing "Bitcoin needs to be able to change and evolve" to back your opinion on hard forks is beyond fucktarded.
    
    thestringpuller: I srsly feel like Dave Chappelle up in this bitch. I want to believe people have potential to become actual human beings, but I guess I'm wrong.
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1Twk6fg )
    
    nubbins`: i am in / why is everyone black
    
    thestringpuller: you're missing texture data
    
    thestringpuller: and the sky box
    
    kakobrekla: its called african american
    
    nubbins`: :/
    
    mircea_popescu: lol. it's night time~!
    
    nubbins`: ooop there comes the sky!
    
    nubbins` total noob
    
    mircea_popescu: hola cristina
    
    mircea_popescu: btw nubbins` if you want a job i prolly got something for you :D
    
    nubbins`: you quite literally would prob have to walk me through it
    
    nubbins`: !up btcdrak
    
    nubbins`: !up Cristina
    
    Cristina: ahora si puedo ablar jeje
    
    Cristina: <+mircea_popescu> hola hola
    
    mircea_popescu: didja go to the slutwalk ?
    
    nubbins`: i may have to start out with basic things like "how to do anything besides walking around"
    
    mircea_popescu: well prolly should do that in #eulora, and also... don't you enjoy a mystery ? :D
    
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    nubbins`: haha yep
    
    mircea_popescu: eulora has this very pronounced old style adventure quality to it, for the first few hours/days/weeks/we it takews you.
    
    Cristina: que tal todo por a qui?
    
    Cristina: mucho trabajo??
    
    mircea_popescu: mno.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54450 @ 0.00048368 = 26.3364 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49120 @ 0.00048205 = 23.6783 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 91003 @ 0.00048368 = 44.0163 BTC [+]
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338114 << i'm agreeing with you dude, thus 'service economy' line. i know full well that nfld had jack all for an economy 15 years ago and will likely be back where it started 15 years hence.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:47:28; nubbins`: you've obv never been here
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338117 << funny, syrians don't seem to much care for -40C
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:48:11; mircea_popescu: talk to teh syrian immigrants.
    
    nubbins`: 15 if we're lucky, 2 if not
    
    nubbins`: we sorta put all our eggs in the oil basket
    
    pete_dushenski: not sure why, but all the syrians who come to canada stay in big cities and stay the fuck away from fort mcmurray
    
    nubbins`: because fort mac is full of fuckin shitty rednecks?
    
    pete_dushenski: nubbins`: well, tbf, what other basket was there than oil ?
    
    nubbins`: and it costs $800/mo to rent a hammock in an unheated shed?
    
    nubbins`: pete_dushenski prudence woulda been putting the grease money into something else before it was too late
    
    pete_dushenski was landlord in fort mac during 'good times', knows.
    
    nubbins`: instead, we have muskrat falls
    
    nubbins`: massive boondoggle megaproject already billions over budget
    
    pete_dushenski: muskrat falls ? hydroelectric dam ?
    
    nubbins`: yeah
    
    nubbins`: eventually, anyway.
    
    nubbins`: power lines running from labrador across the strait to the island
    
    nubbins`: across the fucking long-range fucking mountains
    
    nubbins`: down thru NL and over the water to NS
    
    nubbins`: and then to american markets and beyond
    
    pete_dushenski: well, again, tbf, it's entirely in the nature of mega-projects to go over-budget and past 'expected' timeline for completion
    
    nubbins`: oh sure.
    
    pete_dushenski: pretty sure 95%+ of such projects have these same issues
    
    nubbins`: tbf, if it happens every time, maybe just bump up the numbers from the start
    
    mircea_popescu: i dunno, the last ice age didn't go over budget.
    
    nubbins`: "it's weird, we blow our snowclearing budget by january 5th every year"
    
    nubbins`: i dunno, maybe budget more?
    
    pete_dushenski: nubbins`: lol but voters can't handle the truth !
    
    mircea_popescu: it's theft dude.
    
    mircea_popescu: "it's weird, the wevils eat our grain i na week"
    
    nubbins`: voters can't handle much
    
    mircea_popescu: "put more grain in there"
    
    mircea_popescu: logic.
    
    nubbins`: nl politics is weird
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338119 << so... tell 'em to rent. what. "everyone should have house and make profit all teh timez" ? please.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:49:06; nubbins`: pete_dushenski all the people whose houses are suddenly worth less than the outstanding mortgages would tend to disagree that "all will be well"
    
    mircea_popescu: same exact thing happened to the athenian fucking fleet.
    
    nubbins`: heh.
    
    mircea_popescu: "it's weird, huh."
    
    nubbins`: "my house is worth 100k and i owe 200k"  "so just rent"
    
    nubbins`: o.O
    
    pete_dushenski: what. declare bankruptcy, start over.
    
    pete_dushenski: or RENT IN THE FIRST PLACE
    
    nubbins`: yes, or rent in the first place
    
    pete_dushenski: wtf were you doing taking out massive loan when you didn't understand downside risk
    
    pete_dushenski: fuck you and your stupid mother.
    
    nubbins`: well, this, yes.
    
    nubbins`: but telling them to rent after the fact is gibberish
    
    pete_dushenski: ok, they should live on the street after the fact ;/
    
    pete_dushenski: learn a fucking lesson
    
    pete_dushenski: and teach one to their kids
    
    nubbins`: tbf it's not a lesson unless they wanna sell
    
    pete_dushenski: "don't borrow a lot of money unless you're fucking rich"
    
    nubbins`: house worth 100k and you owe 200k? just keep living in it :P
    
    nubbins`: hope you saved yr oil money
    
    nubbins`: "don't borrow a lot of money unless you don't need to" is ok advice
    
    mircea_popescu: kinda the whole point of property being that solvent owners really don't give a shit what other parties think things be "worth".
    
    nubbins`: for someone like me, market value affects property tax, little else
    
    pete_dushenski: nubbins`: i feel sorry for the idjits paying down 200k mortgage for house that will only ever be worth 100k. why not light money on fire ? stay warm, enjoy the show ?
    
    nubbins`: so the mortgage goes up $50/mo. big whoop.
    
    nubbins`: pete_dushenski now you've got empathy?!
    
    pete_dushenski: pfff
    
    pete_dushenski: cynic
    
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    nubbins`: yam what i yam
    
    nubbins`: i actually received a new property assessment in the mail last week
    
    pete_dushenski: so explain to me guy who keeps paying down 200k mortgage on 100k house. does he expect house to one day be worth 200k again ?
    
    nubbins`: pete_dushenski maybe, maybe not. either way, he's gonna spend $12k/year on living space
    
    nubbins`: whether that's paying off a too-high mortgage or paying off someone ELSE'S too-high mortgage is his choice
    
    nubbins`: i feel there's more value in one than the other, ymmv
    
    nubbins`: renting is fine if you wanna work forever
    
    nubbins`: if you'd rather work less as time goes on, well, maybe buy?
    
    nubbins`: put another way, let's say you rent for a year. at the end of the year, what do you have to show for it?
    
    pete_dushenski: ok, let's work the with 'maybe house will never again be worth 200k' condition. why not give 12k to landlord instead of bank ? will landlord not put that money to more practicable and local use, having a higher probability of bettering renter's station ?
    
    nubbins`: probably not, no.
    
    pete_dushenski: oh ? how do you figure ?
    
    pete_dushenski: because i'd see local landlord and caring more about my town than some bank in toronto
    
    pete_dushenski: s/and/as
    
    nubbins`: landlords don't give a red fuck about their towns
    
    nubbins`: in general
    
    nubbins`: besides, how's the landlord buying a new snowblower at Wal-Mart helping the local anything?
    
    pete_dushenski: well, you're a landlord aintcha, don't you care about your town ?
    
    nubbins`: log says i do, yep
    
    nubbins`: but i'm not building community spaces out of my profit either
    
    nubbins`: i'm spending it on my greedy self
    
    pete_dushenski: you're a small time landlord though, and even still i'm sure you don't buy much of anything at usg-megacorp-retail-centre
    
    nubbins`: agreed
    
    pete_dushenski: you probably buy local, neh ?
    
    nubbins`: i try!
    
    pete_dushenski: of course you do !
    
    pete_dushenski: that's my point.
    
    pete_dushenski: that landlords, like yourself, like myself, give a shit about the places they live MORE than the banks from far-off lands.
    
    pete_dushenski: it's not binary, of course, just that we care ~more~
    
    pete_dushenski: this, then, in turn benefits the tenants, our tenants
    
    nubbins`: on the whole, i disagree
    
    nubbins`: i buy local not because i'm a landlord but because i'm not an idiot
    
    nubbins`: most landlords spend all their money at big box stores
    
    nubbins`: where maybe 5-10 cents of every dollar they spend stays in the community
    
    nubbins`: MAYBE
    
    nubbins`: the rest goes to the waltons, or the irvings, or whomever
    
    nubbins`: most landlords around here are more properly called slumlords
    
    nubbins`: and they DGAF about their rentals
    
    nubbins`: or their tenants
    
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    pete_dushenski: mkay. so maybe in halifax, the banks are the warm huggy people who care and the local slumlords and the jerkoffs. what do i know.
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 18:06:26; mircea_popescu: an inheritance was unremarkable. WAS. three centuries ago.
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338217 << in a sense, yes, those with sane and productive parents are indeed 'lottery winners', the key difference being that, unlike 6/49 winners, the 'lucky' kids have skills and blood-related mentors !!1
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 18:07:06; nubbins`: unremarkable in the sense that any asshole can get a windfall
    
    nubbins`: halifax sux
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338224 << the parents never owned anything. if you didn't pass it down, what the fuck did you do with it ? blow and hookerz ?
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 18:07:55; nubbins`: mircea_popescu lol my entire generation was spawned by people together enough to actually own something. and they're all fuckups
    
    nubbins`: dude i'm 33, the parents are still living
    
    pete_dushenski: "boomer" parents fluked into a historical windfall ~themselves~, like y'know, actual lottery winners. that their kids didn't manage to hold onto a dime of it is par for the course.
    
    pete_dushenski: show me the "boomer echo" kid whose great-grandparents actually owned something and i'll show you a kid who's doing well for himself today.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38050 @ 0.00048384 = 18.4101 BTC [-]
    
    nubbins`: my great-grandparents floated over on the Empress of Ireland and lived in a canvas tent in Banff for 5 years
    
    nubbins`: before scrounging enough to build a more permanent home
    
    nubbins`: lotta keefes in the ground out west
    
    nubbins`: and i don't think there were many flukes or windfalls this far east
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44300 @ 0.00048205 = 21.3548 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    pete_dushenski: definitely not as many windfalls in eastern canada as western canada, which is why obviously why some of our ancestors put up with the nightmarish cold and long winter nights :)
    
    
    
    assbot: Oh look, we’re back to “record” Chinese capital outflows | FT Alphaville ... ( http://bit.ly/1QrJmE3 )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64400 @ 0.00048104 = 30.979 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    kakobrekla: http://techcrunch.com/2015/12/07/ibm-asks-women-in-tech-to-hack-the-hair-dryer-women-tweet-back-to-let-ibm-know-its-not-the-1950s/
    
    assbot: IBM Asks Women In Tech To Hack Hair Dryers, Women Tweet Back To Tell IBM It’s Not The 1950s  |  TechCrunch ... ( http://bit.ly/1SK0KTy )
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: http://techcrunch.com/2015/12/05/we-have-always-been-at-war-with-large-prime-numbers << l0ltr0n1c
    
    assbot: This War On Math Is Bullshit  |  TechCrunch ... ( http://bit.ly/1SK10SI )
    
    
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105047 @ 0.00048292 = 50.7293 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 87900 @ 0.00048012 = 42.2025 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    pete_dushenski: @kav_p .@IBM Oh good gosh hack a hairdryer that'll make tech more easy for women to understand! Next time can we hack a delicious baked dinner?
    
    pete_dushenski: ^ i don't see how cooking well is an undesirable skill, but apparently i can't begin to comprehend 'women in tech'
    
    thestringpuller: my desk mate is a woman in tech
    
    pete_dushenski: does she abhor cooking ?
    
    thestringpuller: yes
    
    pete_dushenski: then she's perfect for the job !
    
    thestringpuller: I abhor cooking, only because I want immediate gratification when it comes to deliciousness.
    
    pete_dushenski: "http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1559720/000116840415000029/xslFormDX01/primary_doc.xml << airbnb now 'worth' $25 BEELEEON
    
    thestringpuller: How the fuck.
    
    thestringpuller: ;;google "site:trilema.com lets have fund with paul graham"
    
    gribble: Let's have fun with Paul Graham on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2012/lets-have-fun-with-paul-graham/>; Ycombinator continues to suck, jointly and severally - Mircea Popescu: <http://trilema.com/2013/ycombinator-continues-to-suck-jointly-and-severally/>; You know what gets no airplay ? Unflattering truth. on Trilema - A ...: <http://trilema.com/2015/you- (1 more message)
    
    pete_dushenski recently tried using airbnb to look for apartments in cologne, germany, not only didn't find, but computer KERNEL PANICED just by using their cutting-edge website. fucking. twice.
    
    thestringpuller: ^- guess the investors didn't do their reading
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: pete_dushenski: 3xpl01t4bl3!1???111?
    
    ascii_field: pete_dushenski: (do you have a crash dump or the like ?)
    
    pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: or investors read and still figures "hey, there's bigger chumps out there than me! i won't be the last one standing when the music stops! not this guy!"
    
    thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: http://trilema.com/2012/lets-have-fun-with-paul-graham/#comment-99322 << my experience with airbnb
    
    thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: funny how fiat investing has devolved into musical chairs for retards.
    
    pete_dushenski: ascii_field: not at hand.
    
    ascii_field: eh
    
    ascii_field: pete_dushenski: ya could be sitting on a $100k mac anal hole
    
    pete_dushenski: "you're shitting on a goldmine, trebek! if you had a penis mighter, i'd order a dozen!"
    
    pete_dushenski: "the category is 'the pen is mightier', mr. connery"
    
    ascii_field: tell it to the|rapist
    
    ascii_field: l0l
    
    pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: i had excellent experiences with airbnb 2.5 years ago in croatia. seems like it's gone to pot since then.
    
    pete_dushenski: ascii_field: :D
    
    pete_dushenski does a mean connery impression
    
    pete_dushenski: but mean as in good !
    
    thestringpuller: ^- cause canadian?
    
    thestringpuller: jk
    
    pete_dushenski: l0l cuz 'classical education'
    
    
    
    assbot: The fruits of a classical education. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/21KtqlH )
    
    thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: thought about you the other day
    
    thestringpuller: buddy told me that some cops confiscated a Nissan GTR from some local drug dealer
    
    thestringpuller: and so the cops now have a GTR police car...
    
    pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: pretty sure this is increasingly common in the states
    
    pete_dushenski: iirc there was a newer corvette (c6?) that suffered a similar fate recently.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57338 @ 0.000484 = 27.7516 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    thestringpuller: That's just sad.
    
    pete_dushenski: but hey, if you can't actually afford the cars (a la dubai), how else ?
    
    thestringpuller: I got pulled over going like 60, and the cop was like "I don't want to have to peel you off that guard rail"
    
    thestringpuller: and I was like "D00d you must have failed physics. My car is built to go 80 in mud, and I've tuned it for such. Also this is a straight away"
    
    thestringpuller: "I could easily write you a ticket for going 20 over" "Not without having clocked me. Good luck getting that through court."
    
    pete_dushenski: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2529963/Cop-gear-Dubai-police-forces-latest-squad-car-170-000-207mph-McLaren-MP4-12C-joins-fleet-including-Lamborghini-Aston-Martin-Bentley-Ferrari.html
    
    assbot: Dubai police cars include a McLaren, Lamborghini, Aston Martin, Bentley and Ferrari | Daily Mail Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1lKaWkc )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 84350 @ 0.00048618 = 41.0093 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: could've also answered, "i could easily shoot you in the stomach, wanna play chicken ?"
    
    pete_dushenski: o hey qntra is back.
    
    thestringpuller: Our county doesn't want a dead nigga scandal.
    
    pete_dushenski: ya, save that for obama !
    
    thestringpuller: Particularly unarmed dead nigga scandal.
    
    thestringpuller: XD
    
    mircea_popescu: in other news, http://trilema.com/2015/the-bitlove-llc-spin-on-their-recent-implosion-as-presented-to-their-captive-audience/#comment-115997
    
    assbot: The Bitlove LLC spin on their recent implosion, as presented to their captive audience. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/21KuOVi )
    
    thestringpuller: #blacklivesmatter
    
    thestringpuller: or whatever
    
    kakobrekla: so, bip65 will be active in a day or so now
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla does it matter ?
    
    thestringpuller: apparently if client doesn't implement softfork miners can slip in invalid tx's that the client won't recognize...
    
    thestringpuller: dunno how true this is tho...
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49150 @ 0.00048683 = 23.9277 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: so the client won't recognize them. what's the problem ?
    
    mircea_popescu: you're not obligated to accept txn you don't want to accept.
    
    mircea_popescu: "Note, however, that time-based locktime transactions are more or less unseen on the network currently." is the point of interest. currently, and permanently, nobody gives a shit about the entire bondogle eithger way.
    
    mircea_popescu: "Implication for users: GetMedianTimePast() always trails behind the current time, so a transaction locktime set to the present time will be rejected by nodes running this release until the median time moves forward. To compensate, subtract one hour (3,600 seconds) from your locktimes to allow those transactions to be included in mempools at approximately the expected time."
    
    mircea_popescu: translates to "and the dumb shit doesn't even work anyway"
    
    thestringpuller: it never really did. the point of nlock was to hand a transaction over to someone in a "will" like form
    
    thestringpuller: peter todd just really wanted the blockchain to enforce the time limit
    
    thestringpuller: (since before it didn't write nlock tx's to blockchain. they would just sit in mempool)
    
    mircea_popescu: whatever. you can put an arbitrary number in your txn anyway, and usg-time's never going to be anything but an arbitrary number.
    
    mircea_popescu: but i lol at the sort of idiot who actually relies on THIS for their will.
    
    thestringpuller: hence why it never really worked in the first place.
    
    mircea_popescu: of course, they exist about in the numbers "ethereum investors" exist, which is to say purely in the feverish imagination of various "hacker" derps
    
    thestringpuller: "ethereum investors" now reads as M$ to me. since my boss just showed me a beta to use eth on Azure...which makes no sense.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13150 @ 0.00047926 = 6.3023 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: do you have literature on the yoga you do for the computer?
    
    trinque: ^ along these lines, a standing desk also helps quite a bit.
    
    pete_dushenski: thestringpuller: http://www.yogajournal.com/category/beginners/how-to/office-yoga/ looks like a good start
    
    assbot: Yoga for the Office: Practice While You're at Work ... ( http://bit.ly/21KyHcO )
    
    pete_dushenski: i've actually been out of practice since fatherhood started, was doing a lunch-time session once a week aimed specifically at office/computer jockeys
    
    pete_dushenski: aaaand nov 20 was the last time we cracked 1000 lines in a day.
    
    pete_dushenski: i blame the lack of nubbins` !
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 95600 @ 0.00047783 = 45.6805 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    trinque: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-12-2015#1337522 << I've pulled the whole set again (including Nov), bundle out shortly.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-12-2015 20:00:47; phf: kakobrekla: phf logs fixed re tabs and newlines << cool everything parses clean now
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338056 << notrly. all things being equal, it's much better for kids to grow up in squalour than in "reasonable" conditions.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:22:23; nubbins`: "but won't kids born to addict parents be fucked from the start and stay that way their whole lives?" yep
    
    mircea_popescu: as you say, look at the shit the boomers spawned.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338077 << all, preferably.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:24:42; ascii_field: the little trick is that when you're throwing away people, it helps to make sure that all or most of them actually are garbage
    
    pete_dushenski off to (another) christmas concert. tis the season !
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338078 << this is a very naive view of price formation. if mere prohibition worked all the usg'd have to do to save the dollar would be to forbid people from owning it.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:24:44; trinque: prohibition drives the price through the roof, which allows the whole thing to sustain itself.
    
    mircea_popescu: notwithstanding that it's doing exactly that, and in point of fact for a reason very similar to your thinking, nevertheless it has obviously no prayer in hell of working. it's not even wrong, it;s unrelated.
    
    mircea_popescu: drugs were also verboten in communist romania - they didnt' have a price there. you'd have died of hunger with a brick of pure cocaine.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338080 <<< certainly not better, hardly safer. it'd be a pretty bleak feudal crapsack with average lifespans in the 30s and unwilling slave women.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:25:23; nubbins`: trinque if there were no drug prohibition, the world would be a better, safer place
    
    mircea_popescu: of course, the concept of "average" lifespan wouldn't make any intuitive sense, wut do you mean "average".
    
    trinque: how about prohibition of a product that sells itself?
    
    mircea_popescu: what does this mean ?
    
    trinque: in the conversation linked, nubbins was discussing the newfie coke heads. seems like quite a task to stop the massive demand there.
    
    trinque: meanwhile prohibiting the product limits and complicates the supply
    
    mircea_popescu: that may be. but consider the situatuon of real estate. is "housing" a product that "sells itself" ?
    
    mircea_popescu: what is the principal driver of price in real estate ?
    
    mircea_popescu: (here's a hint : imbecile argentines imagine a tiny 1000 sqft apt is worth 150-200k usd, in their shit town. why ? why, because the government's been printing money, and people kept "investing" it, there's about two to five trillion pesos that have to be wiped out of the economy before it can return to working)
    
    trinque: this is what confounds a simple answer to your question.
    
    mircea_popescu: the cost of the blowjob, and of the gram, and of the bed are not a function of how forbidden it is.
    
    mircea_popescu: they're a functrion of how much money ios sloshing around.
    
    mircea_popescu: approach it from the other angle, the demand elasticity. take cokehead with $1000 income and a $1000 drug habit.
    
    mircea_popescu: suppose his income doubles to $2000. is he now going to... save $1000 ?
    
    deedbot-: [Trilema] Further views from Noesunpaispobre - http://trilema.com/2015/further-views-from-noesunpaispobre/
    
    trinque: certainly not
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338086 << it's a good proxy for poverty. which is criminal, fundamentally and essentially criminal. there is no crime that doesn't both spawn from and reduces to "being poor".
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:26:23; nubbins`: treating drug abuse as crime is maybe the dumbest thing i can think of at the moment
    
    mircea_popescu: so my point is, to sum it up : that the prohibition of the drug trade has nothing to do with economics. it is a purely political choice, of trying to enact equality between the poor and the rest. this desperate, doomed nonsense may be ineffectual, painful, difficult, costly or what else have you, boring, whatever. it is nevertheless the ONLY thing that keeps the average lifespan of the not-us from being ~24 ; and the f
    
    mircea_popescu: ate of any female aged ~14 with decent tits and a little bit of length of bone from being forcibly injected.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40924 @ 0.00048303 = 19.7675 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: the choices you have before you are the choices you have before you, not the choices you wish to have before you.
    
    mircea_popescu: if drugs aren't illegal walmart is going to force-feed its workforce meth and go through 10x as many poor people.
    
    mircea_popescu: perhaps even feed the employees the previous employees. god knows they did it to the cows, and only stopped because WE complained. not because the cows complained.
    
    mircea_popescu: for all they cared, cow can sit in shit up to the belly and get more antibiotics.
    
    mircea_popescu: and i'm going to ride through detroit atop a tank and shoot tranquilizer guns at anything that can twerk.
    
    trinque: ahaha
    
    trinque: and so the price is because, simply, they will pay it, as the product causes them to compulsively go after the product
    
    mircea_popescu: pretty much.
    
    mircea_popescu: they have it, see ?
    
    mircea_popescu: what's the cost of a blowjob to the miner with a sackful of gold dust ?
    
    trinque ought to have considered the effectiveness of prohibition, and not simply the idea of it.
    
    mircea_popescu: figure it out, old whore de kirschner and her dumbass puddel scioli figured they'd stay in power on the votes of the poor. the very same fducking poor they prevented from having a life. and it blew up. if only they had meth and heroin on their side!
    
    mircea_popescu: this country is roughly in the situation of the us cca 1815, with one major difference : buenos aires is their new york, yes, the port. but in argentina, 20 of 40 mn live in the port. that's half. in the us, less than 5% lived in the port. the rest went the fuck to ohio and built a farm.
    
    mircea_popescu: but no, they want them here, living in bidonvilles "en la capital", so they keep voting peronistas in exchange for a little flour, so the peronistas can go to europe and borrow "to develop argentina" and then spend to... fuck up argentina.
    
    mircea_popescu: obama won, on the same ticket. what if instead of "obamacare" they could have peddled "free heroin!!1 these mean people want to take it away!"
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338106 << ironically, macri intends to pay.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 17:33:37; pete_dushenski: "There's about €3bn of London Club debt "trading" at 15 cents of par last time I checked. If you find Argentine bonds just not exotic enough" << everyone's an investor eh. p2p lending is da footoor !
    
    trinque: I see. My line of thinking was that "this expediates the decay of those already rotting, and so what?"
    
    mircea_popescu: that may be the hit of the century, guys bought the shit at 1.5 cents to the dollar, may well see full repayment a decade later.
    
    mircea_popescu: trinque leaves no one no way out, either.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338468 << money. what do you have to show for it ?
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 19:52:37; nubbins`: put another way, let's say you rent for a year. at the end of the year, what do you have to show for it?
    
    mircea_popescu: (pro tip : bills.)
    
    mircea_popescu: and if you want actual numbers, i just got a coupla girlies an apt. the sale value would have been i guess 160-170k or so. the monthly rent is 750. the first month, the washing machine went, and the owner replaced it. the next month, ac went (brother was that an incredible pos job wow), owner replaced it. so far owner's been making 0 from his property.
    
    mircea_popescu: on the other hand, if i were a fucktarded argentine borrowing for this, i'd owe ~2.5mn peso principal + 300k or so a year interest + whatever you figure the devaluation risk costs me. over a 30 year period (heh, you gonna work for 30 years ? srsly ?) this comes to at the very least 40k a month. that's just about 2750 dollars.
    
    mircea_popescu: so at the end of each month i got a coupla grand to show for not having been an idiot ; the owner's got some bills.
    
    mircea_popescu: altenratively, if i were a fucktarded bitcoin owner i could have sold no less than 500 btc to pay for it. and in 30 years i'd have a great story about how i sold enough btc to buy nevada to get an apartment in a third world city.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30850 @ 0.00047736 = 14.7266 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: and don't tell me "it ain't like that where i live". obviously it ain't, and you're an idiot for living there in the first place.
    
    mircea_popescu: for this reason. the fundamental incentive to living anywhere is whether you can stick it to the middle class through this mechanism or not. if you can't, they can stew in their own juices and play mahjong or whatever the fuck they play, bingo.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338537 << "could" they buy all of china yet ?
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 22:04:45; thestringpuller: How the fuck.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338550 << i thought they can't be sold :D
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 22:07:52; ascii_field: pete_dushenski: ya could be sitting on a $100k mac anal hole
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27025 @ 0.00048304 = 13.0542 BTC [+]
    
    jurov: they can be sold, but not by alf due to his shining aura of innocence
    
    BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338645 << Verily, because if not monetarily poor can afford rehab. Otherwise not poor of spirit/will can rehab before criminal justice system discovers other poverty.
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 23:17:44; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338086 << it's a good proxy for poverty. which is criminal, fundamentally and essentially criminal. there is no crime that doesn't both spawn from and reduces to "being poor".
    
    mircea_popescu: also because plutonium.
    
    mircea_popescu: but in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/16e3e3624b0fcda10ac118ea4f094c98/tumblr_mumbh4MJ961rfc12eo1_1280.jpg
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1NeDCsM )
    
    mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338682 << can be but you gotta be l337
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 23:48:28; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-12-2015#1338550 << i thought they can't be sold :D
    
    ascii_field: (quite likely some of the folks here- could.)
    
    BingoBoingo: http://www.joplinglobe.com/news/update-crowder-students-being-released-neosho-campus-to-remain-closed/article_443dfd76-9cef-11e5-888b-93fcaa3d2b31.html
    
    assbot: Update: Crowder students being released, Neosho campus to remain closed - Joplin Globe: News ... ( http://bit.ly/1lplohu )
    
    BingoBoingo: Fucking Neosho Missouri of all places no one needs to know existed
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.0004869 = 2.6536 BTC [+] {2} 
    
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    mircea_popescu: wha happemned ?
    
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    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29672 @ 0.00048883 = 14.5046 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: Something happened?
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, something other than the log getting constipated
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17650 @ 0.00048687 = 8.5933 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    ben_vulpes: buenas noches
    
    ben_vulpes: http://www.contravex.com/2015/12/07/desperately-trying-to-put-the-auto-back-into-automobile-in-a-flaccid-attempt-to-put-the-relevance-back-into-motoring/ but don't mention lidar or radar to the guy, he won't get it, nor the timescale differences between extremely slow automobiles and extremely fast bugs http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=06-12-2015#1337389
    
    assbot: Desperately trying to put the “auto” back into automobile in a flaccid attempt to put the relevance back into motoring. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/21Ljto3 )
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-12-2015 15:18:19; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-12-2015#1337214 << better than visual, that's for sure. ultrasound and radar works fine even at times the planes can't actually fly/land
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=07-12-2015#1337870 << love love love apple's creativity
    
    assbot: Logged on 07-12-2015 16:32:16; phf: or maybe it's picking up your gcc since you have it installed. homebrew compiler selection algo is all kinds of creative
    
    ben_vulpes: most recently, swift failed to ship with an 'either' type
    
    ben_vulpes: implications left as exercise.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3595 @ 0.00048687 = 1.7503 BTC [-] {2}