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mike_c: make ONLINE=1 > buildlog.log 2>&1
mod6: werd
mike_c: and, hallelujah, there's a bitcoind.
mike_c: which kind of pisses me off, but ok.
mod6: yay!
mod6: yeah, no idea what gives.
mike_c: I mean, the only non-deterministic thing is network I guess
mircea_popescu: count yourself blessed.
mike_c: receiving blocks! how exciting.
mike_c: height 20,000. this'll be done in no time
mod6: heheh
mike_c: my goat order is still pending. somebody wake up the intern at snsa that fills orders ;)
asciilifeform: mike_c: yours ships on friday when asciilifeform gets home from travel
mike_c: awesome
asciilifeform prolly oughta start simply carrying a sack of fg everywhere he goes
asciilifeform: mike_c: congrats on building trb, incidentally
mike_c: shouldn't everyone carry a sack of fg?
mike_c: and thanks! would have been easier if I had gone with gcc4 the first night.
mod6: no prob mike_c, glad you got it goin!
mod6: wow, was KLINED for some reason o.O !?
mod6: looks like a bunch of us got zapped
shinohai: My explanation mention bots sending kiddie pr0n
BingoBoingo: Per the "network" >> "-christel- [Global Notice] In light of the wave of spambots sending links to child pornography images, we have chosen to update our default umodes to include +R (blocking messages from unregistered users). To allow such messages, /mode yournick -R. Apologies for the disruption and the inconvenience."
deedbot: << Qntra - Barry Silbert Picks Block 494784 For Altcoin Exodus From Bitcoin
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
mod6: hola
shinohai: buenas dias mod6
mod6: how goes?
shinohai: Not bad here, getting set up for the day .... you?
mod6: shinohai: same.
mod6: heeeey a111 s back
diana_coman: -> fwiw (just got up to date on logs) my max primorial fitting 4096 bits:
a111: Logged on 2017-08-14 17:20 mircea_popescu: this is actually going to be teh magic number of the republic. so at this juncture i would like to ask everyone to compute "the largest primorial (ie, product of all successive primes) that fits in 515 bits", sign it and put it into deedbot.
diana_coman: diffed it and it seems to be same as PeterL's
trinque: wow, the idiots running this network.
shinohai: "There are bots spamming kiddie pr0n on the network, wat do?" ... "I know, lets Kline EVERYONE!!!!!"
shinohai: And continuing in mircea_popescu's "blondes prefer blacks" farms theme:
shinohai: (Though perhaps not quite so blonde)
shinohai: !!up PeterL
deedbot: PeterL voiced for 30 minutes.
PeterL: but it still fails on some hashes, so I must still have something wrong in there
shinohai: !!up PeterL
deedbot: PeterL voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: sooo... everyone got klined accidentally, test run for whenever ?
mircea_popescu: freenode ain't got so long left in it huh.
shinohai: Oh ffs .... " to support Ether"
mircea_popescu: are these the dorks that ran a webwallet that then removed the multiaddress sends ?
shinohai: yup. also same one with the single-integer rng bug.
mircea_popescu: << "Ela and Seth are great at bringing operational efficiency to our company, including both managing tasks and team motivation. They’re able to do such a good job because they’ve walked the journey and built great companies. " — Harry Gandhi, Co-founder & CEO, Medella Health
mircea_popescu: are they fucking serious ? why isn't she sucking his toes then ?
mircea_popescu: WTF SOCKS ARE THOSE for a male!?
asciilifeform: lol! where did this pic come from mircea_popescu ?
mircea_popescu: above comment\
asciilifeform: 'Commercialising cultured meat
asciilifeform: to move humanity to a new,
asciilifeform: better food system.'
asciilifeform: ahahahaha
asciilifeform: ' -- On-demand birth control delivered to your door'
mircea_popescu: and in other ustardian sads : this gringo has a dog. he refers to the dog as she, and got it a pink collar and everything. it got flipped on its back while playing with a puppy (which, at six weeks old, is way the fuck more dominant, and generally rounded than the gringo's misfortunate mongrel) and lo! penis. ballsac.
asciilifeform: 'Real leather without the animals' ^ perhaps good fit for subj
mircea_popescu: i can't discern if this dude has no fucking idea how the sexual parts work, or if some deeper insanity on the level of "transsexual dog" is afoot
mircea_popescu: but i also don't want to ask.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform usian influence has reached so far, you can't buy snake skin in costa rica. at least not officially.
asciilifeform: strange
shinohai: This sounds like something you'd say in Eulora "- I think it's more likely to be some mixture of the leftovers from 7 roasted suckling pigs, 10 whole ducks, 5 ostriches etc - one needs to just go back in time enough for that."
asciilifeform: readily available in usa
mircea_popescu: lol shinohai
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yes, this is the problem with idiot orcs who fall for the empire agitprop.
mircea_popescu: anyway, there['s no doubt in my mind that unless we actually butcher a few tens of millions pantsuits, actual meat will go out within our lifetimes.
asciilifeform: for good chunk of usa inhabitants, it vanished long ago
asciilifeform: ( replaced, at least for now, with mysteryburger, rather than pure synthetic )
shinohai: "We a'in got no bleeding Ostrich ... now piss off"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform can still buy it at costco.
mircea_popescu: but, yes, frog boils slowly.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: got it, ty!
ben_vulpes: failed to notice bot hadn't come back with me
mircea_popescu: nevertheless -- i'd much rather actually have "white 29yo female aspiring writer" cuts hanging from the meathooks, 5 bux a pound or w/e.
asciilifeform: i'ma pass on eating the progesterone ty
asciilifeform: ( bad enough that we're sitting here and... drinking it )
asciilifeform: ( maybe eat the males, ~milk~ the females, like on other farms..? )
mircea_popescu: im not eating faggot.
mircea_popescu: tis haram.
asciilifeform: feed'em to pigs then
mircea_popescu: i was thinking crabs.
asciilifeform: this, or biofermenter
asciilifeform: crabs oughta work. or pirannhas. ( aficionados tell me that there is not a tastier fish alive )
mircea_popescu prefers trout.
mircea_popescu: but -- pirannhas have the advantage that can take them live.
asciilifeform: dunno that trout eats redditus tho. 'reduce, reuse, recycle' (tm)(r)
mircea_popescu: just put them trough a steel balls mill first, so they're beaten up a bit / broken bones here and there.
asciilifeform: redditus in the tank, delish fish out.
asciilifeform: and yea tenderizing couldn't possibly hurt.
mircea_popescu: this is actually a fabulous solution to the problem. pick amazon river, large enough to deal, build "pantsuitwash" on the side, basically just a vertical mill room. like a car wash but with steel balls attached to the rotating poles. simply push the herd through, mechanically.
mircea_popescu: have pens outside for storage.
mircea_popescu: no lye no ovens no nothing. fish the fish downstream.
asciilifeform: afaik pirannha can handle the patient intact even.
mircea_popescu: yeah but the screams are important.
asciilifeform: just takes a little longer
mircea_popescu: random lisa kudrow gets to spend a few weeks under the stars listening to the desperate screams (phrased as a quesiton, of course) of her elders, then it's her turn.
asciilifeform: i was thinking more along the lines of a swimming pool, but with bars on top, just enough air to put head out of the water under same
mircea_popescu: can roll eyes while having hip dislocated, even.
asciilifeform: who's kudrow
mircea_popescu: the dumb chick from friends.
asciilifeform believe or not, never saw
mircea_popescu: keeps making these idiotic mary sue fiction movies where she's not a total fucktard escaped from the titty bar.
mircea_popescu: you also don't know what jennifer hair is ?
asciilifeform: in not wholly unrelated noose, paypal joins airbnb etc in excommunication frenzy of various 'alt' redditus
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: believe or not, true, don't know
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform different waitress from the same show, married one of the pretty boys. vin diesel maybe ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, at some point in the 20s every other sorority slut had hair cut the same way
asciilifeform can picture
mircea_popescu: hence jennifer hair.
mircea_popescu: it didn't help that due to the extremely limited neuronal load in their idiotic mothers, about every other sorority slut was actually named jennifer in the period.
mircea_popescu: anywya, there was also a brunette one and i forger the rest. five of them total.
mircea_popescu: << this ftr is how drugs have worked in major cities for a long time now. but of course they don't perceive the obligation to point out, "Hey, we figured we could do the mary jane trick for postinor, cuz we're too chickenshit to push grass."
a111: Logged on 2017-08-17 20:10 asciilifeform: ' -- On-demand birth control delivered to your door'
asciilifeform: but in very other olds, apparently in an obscure article in '09 bernstein shows how to eliminate one of the middle-term additions of karatsuba .
asciilifeform: d00d was at his peak, then.
asciilifeform: ( the smooth-parts-of-integers article was from same iirc period )
asciilifeform: ( for aficionados with laserprinter )
asciilifeform: also lit search came back with an equally obscure recipe for a 10% or so faster comba ( tldr : compute the square (diagonal) digits in a separate walk, and add them to the result of the nondiagonal pass , at the end )
asciilifeform: i will share the imho interesting fact that asciilifeform sifted through literally several kg of rubbish ( i print things to read... ) before turning up these items.
asciilifeform: the snr of 'cryptographers' is somewhere south of that of tardstalk.
mod6: evenin
mod6: Went to this ukrainian place called Kramarczuk's Deli today. Place has awesome Rubans. Got a Pierogi too. And some Cheddarwost sausages to go. They make 'em right there.
mod6: mmmm
mircea_popescu: sounds great.
mircea_popescu: diana_coman nice going with the 6x +-1 approach
mod6: Those cheddarworst were everything I hoped they could be. Yum.
mod6: I also got 2 sweet italian sausages for this weekend -- may do a bit of sauce, peppers & onions with those.
mircea_popescu wonders idly if they even teach e's sieve these days. prolly too "high level" math for the "Real world" as imagined by eloy ortiz oakley.
mircea_popescu: shinohai wassat ?
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: in other news, venezuelan rum is almost as good as venezuelan cunt.
mircea_popescu: 50 bux a bottle, worth about 5 grand.
mircea_popescu: !!up Birdman
deedbot: Birdman voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: !!gettrust deedbot Birdman
deedbot: L1: 0, L2: 3 by 3 connections.
Birdman: Hello. I'd like to commission the writing of a script that can go through text logs and find certain discrepancies, would be paying in either btc or ecu (eulora coppers), if anyone is interested. I think its a fairly simple thing to get done.
mircea_popescu: be specific.
Birdman: Ah, so i have a bunch of poker hand histories that log from beggining to end the players dealt in, their money, the progression of the hand, and finally the summary. The discrepancy i need found is where the seat numbers dealt into the hand at the beginning are missing entirely at the hand summary, and to spit out the hand numbers where it is found. Some hands that are corrupted will have a "seat256" in the summary
Birdman: so that could be a false positive or that discrepancy but would be of little consequence if those get mixed in anyways.
mircea_popescu: got some examples ?
Birdman: obviously this needs to be found as you can see the missing seat also ends up having all that seats contributed money to that hand go missing
asciilifeform: * deedbot has quit (Excess Flood) << waaaat
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1315...8217 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <>; ' ( FI)
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1273...4923 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <>; ' ( FI)
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1533...7399 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <>; ' ( DE BW)
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1443...3913 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <>; ' ( DE BW)
mircea_popescu: Birdman what;s it pay ?
mircea_popescu: "including our policy against discrimination of any kind—this includes banning people from the app."
mircea_popescu: the fuck is that dumb shit, their policy against discrimination is all about discrimination now ?
mircea_popescu: shitheads.
mircea_popescu: this is why you don't want to permit frisco-based shitheads taking over "the world" or any part of it : they'll come up with some dumb shit like that and then you'll be stuck re-inventing cabs or toilets or whatever.
mircea_popescu: keep your community clean of frisco corruption!
mircea_popescu: Meghan Verena Joyce <<
mircea_popescu: who the fuck permits shitheads named meghan to sign their "name" to things anwyay.
Birdman: mircea_popescu to be honest i've no idea how simple or complex the job is, would you give me an estimate?
mike_c: LC_ALL=C /var/trb/trb54/bitcoin/bin/bitcoind getblockcount
mike_c: 215500
mike_c: progress!
mod6: nice
mike_c: Birdman - just pick the highest number you're comfortable with. I bet somebody here will do it.
Birdman: then i offer .025 btc to get it done, or 2.5mn ecu
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1667...4639 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <>; ' ( DE)
deedbot: << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1564...5317 divides RSA Moduli belonging to ' (ssh-rsa key from (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <>; ' ( DE)
shinohai: sweet mike_c
asciilifeform: .025 << holy mother of fuq
mike_c: shinohai - i am hoping the speed does not go down exponentially with the blockcount going up.
asciilifeform: that's what, a monkeystani hundy
mike_c: it's less than a goat!
asciilifeform: mike_c: first 250kblox are what, 1G
asciilifeform: so it sure will go slower.
mike_c: slower, yes, but i am hoping not like this takes weeks.
mod6: months
mircea_popescu: Birdman i have no idea, but we'll see.
mike_c: shut up! to sync? months?
mircea_popescu: ayup midnightmagic
mircea_popescu: mike_c i mean
asciilifeform: mike_c: count on at least 2wks ( supposing you're syncing from 'wild' net )
mircea_popescu is seriously considering kicking/banning ramoras that get in the way of autocomplete. no fucking way i'm hitting tab twice becauser random dork thinks he's getting before mike_c. name yourselves ZZZimashithead instead eh.
mike_c: hehe. <insert link to mp's post about domain names most important characteristic is unique prefix>
asciilifeform has awaited this delish moment for long time
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you hit on it tons trying to get to me huh.
asciilifeform: every single motherfucking time
mircea_popescu: yeah. totally needs some solution this is ridoinculous. autcomplete should work by freq.
mike_c: blockchain is what, 150gb? what is this months crap.
mircea_popescu: mike_c how long have you been away!
mircea_popescu: there's portions that take >1 minute to verify.
mike_c: ah
mircea_popescu: anyway, do birdman's thing will you ?
mike_c: i'm not doing it for .0000025 btc, but I'll do it for free.
asciilifeform: not only that, but the sync mechanism is still same as it was in 2011 -- thing speaks to 1 node at a time, selected at ~random, and if the other end is a tard it can loop theoretically forever
mircea_popescu: works too.
Birdman: what, did i really over shoot that price? lol
mike_c: no, you did not.
mircea_popescu: Birdman superficially it works like 1/4 hour py script, but what do i know.
mike_c: but link to the hand dump or something
mircea_popescu: slso, i can't stop drinking this rum.
mircea_popescu: if this keeps on i'll be drunk in a day or two.
Birdman: hand dump?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: do the pets get... grog ?
mircea_popescu: Birdman the datafile you want processed.
mike_c: yeah, you have some big gz of these hands you want parsed?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform one's out looking for ghirls the other's out with a tummy ache the thirds...
mircea_popescu: everyone's out. im alone with the bottle.
mircea_popescu: and oyu.
Birdman: the idea was to get a script i could run on everyone else's hand histories in the future, right now i only have one person's, is that something that can be done or should i wait and get together everything i need processed?
asciilifeform: 'better the bottle in front of me, than the frontal lobotomy' (tm)(r)(usa)
mircea_popescu: Birdman give out a large enough datapile the script can be made, then you can run it over your grandma.
mike_c: oh. well, without a bunch of hands it will fail due to lack of examples.
Birdman: ah nice, she'll enjoy that. does google docs link to compressed file of data work?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform let's put it this way, i don't miss my native alcohol.
mike_c: sure
Birdman: kk, there are multiple games that will have slightly different info but far as it goes i think if it works on one it works on all.
asciilifeform: asciilifeform also has (surprisingly, for where he is) decent rum. from, i shit thee not, a distillery that opened across the street .
mircea_popescu: or let's put it another way : if/when someone finally shows up we're gonna do a rum night instead of the argentine chocolates thing.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform gtfo, you grow sugar cane in washington dee-shit ?
asciilifeform: delaware
mircea_popescu: i'd jhave thought it's too col.d
asciilifeform: they prolly don't get 5 harvests a year. but things grow.
asciilifeform: fields everywhere.
mircea_popescu: there's no way it's centroamerica competitive.
mircea_popescu: you just like it becaus4 you campari it to bacardi.
mircea_popescu: i drank roadwork tar better than bacardi.
asciilifeform: yea i have lathe chuck cleaner better than...
mircea_popescu: sadly haiti got washed out to sea so i'll never really know, but as far as i know i am the master of all rum.
asciilifeform: but noshit this little distillery ( i saw the pot, it ain't much bigger than the ones featured in meth arrest photos ) serves only the nowhere town in which it lives.
mircea_popescu: it even comes in cute pirate-like bottles!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform but rum has to be aged!
mircea_popescu: this is 22 yo!
mircea_popescu: older than some hos!
asciilifeform tentatively impressed, looks fwd to taste
mircea_popescu: !#google rum diplomatico reserva exclusiva
mircea_popescu: i totally feel like a civ2 diplomat guy, with the sash and errythang.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> i totally feel like a civ2 diplomat guy, with the sash and errythang. << Don't forget to edit rules.txt
BingoBoingo always set roads and rivers to 1/5 of a turn instead of 1/3
asciilifeform: speaking of subj, but also of open sores, anybody ever played 'freeciv' ?
mircea_popescu: for like half an hour
asciilifeform: i actually met a d00d who took to it
mircea_popescu: did he move up to it from battle of wesnoth ?
asciilifeform: not afaik
BingoBoingo: Freeciv map premises suck "equality of continent"
mircea_popescu: i dunno why all the opensores games from the 2000s suffered from ineptly bad interfaces.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: generally because 0 artists involved
asciilifeform: 'programmer art'
mircea_popescu: not just the art. wesnoth thing is fine example. apparently someone's idea of "fun" and "playing" is... click through list in cycles.
mircea_popescu: o look, gna! closed down
mircea_popescu: so freeciv moved to github. ra ra ra america!
asciilifeform: oh that gna
asciilifeform: iirc was announced in '16 , that it will die
mircea_popescu: possibly. i really didn't follow.
asciilifeform: 'not needed' or sumthing.
mircea_popescu: github, cloudflare, airbnb, uber, what more could you need.
mircea_popescu: anyway. bbl, rum.
mod6: l8r
phf: !#seen Framedragger
a111: 2017-07-16 <Framedragger> yeah.
phf: (no particular reason, just haven't seen him speak for a while)
asciilifeform: iirc he mentioned moving to yet new cuntry again
asciilifeform: fwiw his box worx
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 4255.0, vol: 14983.63813301 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 4242.2, vol: 40968.03268366 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 4344.950498, vol: 24748.30660000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 4274.389, vol: 8210.35432827 | Volume-weighted last average: 4275.93032619
deedbot: << Qntra - Trezor, Others Affected By "Fault Injection" – May Leak Keys
ben_vulpes: "As soon as you connect your Trezor to a power source such as a computer, without entering any PIN codes or opening any websites, the Trezor device firmware by itself fills the SRAM with all your sensitive secret information."
ben_vulpes: lolchoice
mircea_popescu: iirc we said trezor is not to be used cca 2015./
ben_vulpes: highly specifically diddleable
ben_vulpes: heh specific diddleability
mircea_popescu: aka pos.
ben_vulpes: hey, i ain't defending it!
mircea_popescu: how's cascadia going btw ? teeny hos switchign to the "alt-right" aesthetic yet or still with the flipfops an' pantsuit ?
ben_vulpes: last i checked the intersectional feminism was thick and masculinity toxic
mircea_popescu: is that last checked like 2015 ?
ben_vulpes: dude the contemporary inanities are even worse
ben_vulpes: "no sapiosexuals"
mircea_popescu: le suck.
ben_vulpes: "no nazis"
mircea_popescu: what's a sapiosexual
ben_vulpes: some signal i can't be arsed to parse
ben_vulpes: surface level supposed to convey "turned on by smart gurls" i think?
mircea_popescu: apparently huh.
mircea_popescu: wtf is this supposed to mean, "smart gurls"
ben_vulpes: probably also means can't fuck
deedbot: << Qntra - Huffs Fumes
ben_vulpes: what i mean or what they might mean
mircea_popescu: "i know i've no chance with hot girls, so i'll settle for you but i don;'t want to eat the downside of fucking bags, so. sapiosexual."
ben_vulpes: i have previously declined to load this particular edifice of self referential horseshit into my head and think i'm going to do so again
ben_vulpes: lol probably that
asciilifeform: FOR ZE LUVV of GAWd, Montrezor!!!
BingoBoingo: Literally GAW-d
asciilifeform: !#s from:asciilifeform trezor
a111: 38 results for "from:asciilifeform trezor",
phf: i believe he's alluding to how tiny that shower is
mircea_popescu: phf bathroom will tell you a lot about a man.
mircea_popescu: how many girls fit in the shower ? bidet ? iron rings in wall ? etc.
phf: ah, i was trying to relfect on bathroom equivalent of physiognomy
phf: bidet is definitely an important one, but i'm not sure what the iron rings in wall are for
phf: hmm
mircea_popescu: i can't find the trilema article illustration with the three girls under cold water but inserted by reference.
phf: i like how tropical bathrooms are usually made as a sealed concrete boxes (i guess mediterranean variation would have nice tiles on top, like a greek bathhouse or hamami). no hidden crevices for mold, etc. BUT probably also better for any kind of situation that requires iron rings in walls
mircea_popescu: 4 pillars - no panels lawn showers also great.
mircea_popescu: "you want privacy, go back to your mother."
asciilifeform: re the trezor nonsense -- it's the , what' 8th year of btc, and still nobody made the obvious sanewallet - txmaker runs from rom, and eats privkey when-required via paper tape
mircea_popescu: you don't understand how incentives work.
asciilifeform: flip off switch, and it is same as it came from factory.
asciilifeform: 0 writeables.
mircea_popescu: pro tip : nobody has any incentive to help fucktarded nobody on a stick keep his unearned and unwarranted claim to importance.
mircea_popescu: so he bought btc in 2014. his job is to lose it to his betters, nothing else.
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