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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0689898 = 0.138 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27650 @ 0.00093582 = 25.8754 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.04109087 = 0.452 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 7 @ 0.0742218 = 0.5196 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.035 = 0.245 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.0742218 = 0.2227 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.035 = 0.105 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.0742218 = 0.1484 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.035 = 0.105 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 1 @ 0.14 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.00714102 = 0.1428 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.0742218 = 0.3711 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03499 = 0.175 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.04031441 = 0.2016 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.0742218 = 0.3711 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03499 = 0.175 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.04031441 = 0.2016 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.0742218 = 0.3711 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03499 = 0.175 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0403187 = 0.2016 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.0742218 = 0.3711 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.04037566 = 0.2019 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03499 = 0.175 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.0742218 = 0.2227 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.04037566 = 0.1211 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.03499 = 0.105 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11900 @ 0.00093491 = 11.1254 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.0742218 = 0.1484 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12455 @ 0.00094027 = 11.7111 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.06899646 = 0.207 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.0742218 = 0.7422 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.04037566 = 0.4038 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03498998 = 0.3499 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25242 @ 0.00094395 = 23.8272 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.03498998 = 0.3149 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.04037555 = 0.3634 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.0742218 = 0.668 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0045501 = 0.455 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 104 @ 0.00444515 = 0.4623 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.0742218 = 0.1484 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.03493404 = 0.4192 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.04012307 = 0.4815 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 12 @ 0.0742218 = 0.8907 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03492897 = 0.3493 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.04000013 = 0.4 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.0742218 = 0.7422 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.03492897 = 0.2445 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.04000011 = 0.28 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 7 @ 0.0742218 = 0.5196 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03492897 = 0.1397 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.04000002 = 0.16 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.0742218 = 0.2969 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03492897 = 0.1397 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.04 = 0.16 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.0742218 = 0.2969 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03491409 = 0.3491 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03493393 = 0.3493 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.03493393 = 0.2445 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19480 @ 0.00094404 = 18.3899 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: gtfo my ops
Apocalyptic: that's so nice of you
kakobrekla: oh sorry i meant good morning
kakobrekla: the keys are right next to eachother
mircea_popescu: hello kakobrekla, raper of assbots, sleeper of long time.
mircea_popescu: !jd mpif
assbot: Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 50.24715198 BTC
ThickAsThieves: and then i get another link removed from my chain for being a gambling bookie
ozbot: The complexity of life, a triad pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.03543998 = 0.319 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.03908 = 0.3126 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.0742218 = 0.5938 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03543998 = 0.2835 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.039808 = 0.3981 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.0742218 = 0.5938 BTC [-] {2}
Naphex: morning
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03543998 = 0.2835 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.03999 = 0.3199 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 13 @ 0.0742218 = 0.9649 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.03999 = 0.3199 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03543998 = 0.2835 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.0742218 = 0.5938 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.039 = 0.117 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.03543998 = 0.1063 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03543998 = 0.1772 BTC [+]
moiety: mewning
moiety: o its totally aftermewn here, how did that happen
moiety: how are we?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.03792002 = 0.1138 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: we are happy!
moiety: did you eat?
moiety: :)
moiety gasps in horror!
moiety: a moment silence please - manul down!
moiety: is this the root of today's happy? (side note -- i think a manul would taste good, most hard to catch things do)
mircea_popescu: nah, carnivores usually taste awful
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3244 @ 0.00094338 = 3.0603 BTC [-]
moiety: i should taste quite nice then
mircea_popescu: you come out ahead.
mircea_popescu: moiety do you get enough exercise ?
mircea_popescu: the less you get, the better you taste.
moiety: i am small, i feel like exercise might kill me
moiety: walking to the kitchen and lifting baking trays is enough
ozbot: KKK Leader Caught With a Black Male Prostitute -- NYMag
moiety: also, sometimes, i am marinated in rose. i think this flavours me
mircea_popescu: #bitcoin-assetsa,
mircea_popescu: #bitcoin-assets, now welcoming for voraphiles
Naphex: :))
mircea_popescu: Sterling once said he did not like to rent to Hispanics because they "smoke, drink and just hang around the building," and that "Black tenants smell and attract vermin."
mircea_popescu: In December 2010, it was revealed that Sterling had been heckling his own players from his courtside seats, specifically focusing on point guard Baron Davis
mircea_popescu: ahaha this guy should have his own show
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 18 @ 0.03543998 = 0.6379 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5000001 = 1 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: answer't
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.50002 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5 = 1 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.491 = 2.455 BTC [-] {3}
ozbot: The complexity of life, a triad pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: answer't again :D
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in #blackhatworld on irc.blackhatworld.com :
mircea_popescu: ghengis_khan> im good at watching porn
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> how do you know this ?
mircea_popescu: * jing0 has quit (Ping timeout)
mircea_popescu: <ghengis_khan> because ive been doing it for 15 years now
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> that's no criteria. obama has been trying to be a president for a while, he still sucks at it.
fluffypony: oh bhw
fluffypony: ok so now I've gone to look at a bunch of pictures of wasps killing spiders
fluffypony: cray cray
mircea_popescu: they're pretty cool imo
fluffypony: yeah very
ozbot: Spider Wasp - Entypus unifasciatus - BugGuide.Net
mircea_popescu: mine was an entypus too, im pretty sure, but not exactly this one.
fluffypony: it's huge
fluffypony: (that's what she said)
mircea_popescu: she's hawt, have fun.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: who is this minerpart dude on the phorumz? him and jimothy seem to have personal grudges
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.06754631 = 0.1351 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00450175 = 0.1351 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: i have no idea
fluffypony: this is apparently joke of the week to them: http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/cei/nicolae-popescu/view
mircea_popescu: people no longer have the common fucking decency to self-identify when they're butthurt
mircea_popescu: "i'm the boyfriend of that chick you picked up at a traffic stop in 2011 ASSHOLE!11"
mircea_popescu: lol fucking spammer mental process. "it's close, only 3 bits of difference!!1"
mircea_popescu: i guess this sort of scum populating the underbelly of the internet that makes up the redditors and wikipedians and bitcoin forum "investors" and quora experts and seo experts and so on and so forth
mircea_popescu: they're the ultimate genetically evolved FPGA
fluffypony: don't forget Yahoo! Answers answer-ers
mircea_popescu: or yahoo business boards.
mircea_popescu: plus livejournal folk
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 2 @ 0.14 = 0.28 BTC
ThickAsThieves: another popescu and his friends have some new quantum theory on flow of time
mircea_popescu: "A lot more men than women choose to do seemingly irrational things such as become petty criminals, fly homebuilt helicopters, play video games, and keep tropical fish as pets (98 percent of the attendees at the American Cichlid Association convention that I last attended were male). Should we be surprised that it is mostly men who spend 10 years banging their heads against an equation-filled blackboard in hopes of lan
mircea_popescu: ding a $35,000/year post-doc job?"
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves all counted i would estimate there's between 100k and 500k popescus alive today.
ThickAsThieves: forum will be busy at least
mircea_popescu: Having been both a student and teacher at MIT, my personal explanation for men going into science is the following: young men strive to achieve high status among their peer group ; men tend to lack perspective and are unable to step back and ask the question "is this peer group worth impressing?"
ThickAsThieves: well, what makes an all-male peer group worth impressing?
ThickAsThieves: that theory seems flawed
mircea_popescu: power, if you seek power, money, if you seek money
mircea_popescu: knowledge, social preminence, whatever it is.
mircea_popescu: that you can't seek.
mircea_popescu: but the entire roman republic, pre empire, can be correctly summarized as a set of benches somewhere, and people vying for position on the best bench.
mircea_popescu: all it was was a hs cafeteria, really.
mircea_popescu: all that followed followed from this simple principle, a hundred men wanted to sort out who sits where in the forum.
mircea_popescu: took seven or so centuries.
ThickAsThieves: meanwhile #b-a is hapening
mircea_popescu: so it is.
ThickAsThieves: so i could live like a king in cape town?
mircea_popescu: apparently 1mn buys you 2k sq feet of premium housing there.
ThickAsThieves: their winter is summer
ThickAsThieves: "Cape Town, has the highest concentration of threatened species of any continental area of equivalent size in the world."
fluffypony: ThickAsThieves: see, all the signs are pointing towards one place
fluffypony: well, one general vicinity
ThickAsThieves: i dunno i think this luxiry property thing i sskewed
fluffypony: well certainly for parts of Cape Town like Camps Bay and Clifton
fluffypony: R10 mil ($1 mil-ish) won't even touch sides there
fluffypony: maybe a very small apartment with limited sea view
fluffypony: and Bishops Court is also crazy expensive
fluffypony: but for the most part R10 mil will get you a pretty huge and elaborate place
fluffypony: with a fantastic view
ozbot: The "Bishopscourt" of the Northern Suburbs | Parow | Gumtree South Africa | 112194461
ozbot: PAARL: AN ARCHITECTURAL TOUR-DE-FORCE | Paarl | Gumtree South Africa | 112188553
fluffypony: those are all $1 mil
fluffypony: and they're all 4-6 bedrooms with views
fluffypony: you can even get a 30 acre farm near Cape Point with cottages and farm house for that
ThickAsThieves: that last one is pretty neat
ThickAsThieves: kinda cramped lookin
ThickAsThieves: but interesting stuff
fluffypony: yeah it's not my sorta style
fluffypony: but still, $1 mil goes a lot further here than the small-ish town my in-laws are in in Germany
ThickAsThieves: it seems not too different than where i am
ThickAsThieves: you can get get a plain new house for like $180k 2000sqft
ThickAsThieves: and then if you have $1m you can look at the nice waterfront stuff
fluffypony: I wonder what criteria they used for that list
fluffypony: like maybe cities of a certain size?
ThickAsThieves: probably which places they sell real estate in ;)
fluffypony: the wife watches this show called Mieten Kaufen Wohnen where Germans go house hunting
fluffypony: every time they have an old retired person who's moving out of Germany they look at houses in Spain or Ibiza or Cape Town
ThickAsThieves: my wife watches some of those US versions
ThickAsThieves: i cant stand them
fluffypony: neither
fluffypony: the first few times I watched it it was interesting
fluffypony: and then I was like "wtf, all they do is look at houses"
ThickAsThieves: and expose the egos of the agents
ThickAsThieves: and make fake situations
fluffypony: if they can engineer some tears they do
mircea_popescu: women stuff. it's incomprehensible, but required for a functioning society.
Naphex: "You try and do your best for women, but they all just run us down. Bitches" ;]
fluffypony: the only exception are the Gazorpian women of Gazorpazorp
mircea_popescu: wait what ?!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.0394999 = 0.237 BTC [+]
ozbot: Rick and Morty : Raising Gazorpazorp - Adult Swim Gold Episodes
fluffypony: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:34184ef12f89fa7ea9ea453dfae16553d51d82a2&dn=Rick+and+Morty+S01E07+Raising+Gazorpazorp+HDTV+x264&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccc.de%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337
fluffypony: if you'd prefer the torrent
ThickAsThieves: [11:50] <sipa> in any case, that sort of thing requires.community consensus, not developer attention
ThickAsThieves: [11:50] <sipa> especially not developers for one client that is hardly used by end users
ThickAsThieves: [11:50] <ThickAsThieves> and more likely implemented in Altcoin (ATC)
ThickAsThieves: [11:51] <ThickAsThieves> bitcoin probably approaching the point where "community consensus" = paralyzation
ThickAsThieves: [11:52] <sipa> perhaps, but i don't see what we can do about it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.70080880 BTC to 7`496 shares, 36030 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 1 @ 0.14 BTC
ozbot: What can fit inside a C-5 Galaxy? - Imgur
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11650 @ 0.00094338 = 10.9904 BTC [-]
fluffypony: btw if anyone wants a $125k/year job with the US treasury: https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/367808700
fluffypony: must have experience with: Emerging payment systems (example: BITCOIN)
asciilifeform: russian version.
fluffypony: asciilifeform: that's massive
asciilifeform: 'antonov 225'
fluffypony: I was hoping for a submarine inside it as I was scrolling
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0353999 = 0.1416 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves what problem is that ?
mircea_popescu: fluffypony i guess after my extradition i can STILL make more than the average forum guy.
mircea_popescu: so can pirate.
fluffypony: wow, Coinbase has 1.2 million customer wallets, that's a goxing waiting to happen
mircea_popescu: according to whom ?
fluffypony: saw it mentioned on the redditz, but presumably according to them
mircea_popescu: jd has 20mn accounts or something.
mircea_popescu: same process : every noncookied page load gets one.
asciilifeform: so, 'critical mass' of coin opens black hole?
fluffypony: I wouldn't be surprised - every time someone buys BTC through them doesn't it create a wallet?
fluffypony: so they've had 1.2 million people use them, not unsurprising
mircea_popescu: 1,2mn different sessions.
asciilifeform: reminds me of russian madman v. pelevin's story 'Пространство Фридмана' ('Friedman-space.') where somebody tests this hypothesis experimentally.
mircea_popescu: if you run awstats, that's "visits"
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: no you have to create an account to use them, not based on a cookie'd ID
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4885 = 0.977 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Awstats and stuff pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
fluffypony: I know a bunch of people in the US that think Coinbase is *the* only way to buy Bitcoin
fluffypony: they are going to get burnt
mircea_popescu: and they own 1.5 btc between themselves ?
fluffypony: prolly
asciilifeform: i can confirm. a number of people i know in person seem to use it.
jurov: Bitcoin Bourse welcomes 3100 International Investors and Traders
asciilifeform: tell them about autosnitch, etc. - 'ok, we're condemned, what can we do'
jurov: ^ got this in everyday's spam from lulzbourse
fluffypony: I know some of the OTC/localbitcoins sellers do the sell with GWallet/wire transfer/cash > deposit into bank -> instant buy on CoinBase, rinse/repeat
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform how very russian.
fluffypony: till they get screwed by their buy order being cancelled
asciilifeform: these are usians
asciilifeform: folks i work with.
fluffypony: jurov: "investors" and "traders" :-P
mircea_popescu: there's no argbument that the us-based vc-scammers are very good at what they do : faking numbers.
asciilifeform: but granted, the psychology is very reminiscent of '90s russia, when it had no formal tax code
mircea_popescu: the whatsapp had "users", airbnb is "a success", coindesk is being pumped by gigaom as "relevant" and coindesk has a lot of users and etc.
asciilifeform: everyone made his peace with being a candidate for the wagen
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, none of this matters in any actual sense.
mircea_popescu: i mean i get it, the average us peon thinks oprah is one of the richest people in the history of the world,
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: coinbase yo, coindesk is the news site
mircea_popescu: and obviously the us one of the richest countries.
mircea_popescu: this is fine, but also irrelevant.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony they're only different if you're into splitting hairs. otherwise, same people.
asciilifeform: us one of the richest countries << the automobilist term of art is, i believe, 'running on fumes'
mircea_popescu: buncha smartasses went wild coupla years ago, made coin*, base, desk, lab, what have you
mircea_popescu: figured they're me or some shit.
fluffypony: lol asciilifeform
fluffypony: "borrowed time" is also relevant
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform depending on what measure of wealth you use. but if you consider % of extant gold shipped to capitol, the us is way behind england, rome and pretty much every empire in between
mircea_popescu: sort-of on par with the bulgarian empire of 900ad
asciilifeform: didn't help... madrid.
mircea_popescu: exactly.
mircea_popescu: they did the same exact mistake, much higher scale : got all the gold, pestered the jews,
mircea_popescu: a century later... gone.
mircea_popescu: there are people you do not mess with, or else your head.
benkay: teh jooz? :P
mircea_popescu: well cca 1500, the jooz.
mircea_popescu: spanish/european jooz were the merchant class pretty much.
mircea_popescu: principally due to the important benefits one derives from... rootless cosmopolitanism,
mircea_popescu: also known as the view that locations have to make you offers, rather than vice-versa.
mircea_popescu: kinda why regressive tax is actually the only way for national/polis stability. it acts as a de facto offer.
asciilifeform: the folks who flock to 'new! legal!' u.s. btc exchanges, remind me of the ones who buy and smoke the 'legal marijuana substitute' stuff
asciilifeform: aka 'bath salt'
benkay: asciilifeform: the synthetic thc stuff is not related to bath salts.
benkay: or 'bath salts'.
asciilifeform: benkay: no actual baths involved. it appears to be the spam brand under which a thousand things are sold.
asciilifeform: and, naturally, the 'legal' crap doesn't contain delta-9 or any other thc, said substance being on the ban list
benkay: the brand i've been made aware of by a friend who once smoked three pots (!) all at once (!) is 'spyce'
benkay: important to note that just because a thing claims to be legal in the states is no guarantee of its legality or quality or anything really.
benkay: some claim it does a half-assed job.
asciilifeform: i must now confess that this is not a subject that i've any serious direct expertise in
asciilifeform: but point being, people who imagine 'hacking the legal system' tend to end up pathetic cases
asciilifeform: like the 'sovereign citizen' crackpots mp had an essay about
asciilifeform: let's sue the kgb, sure. and don't forget to include a 1700s obscure tort case in argument. etc
mircea_popescu: did anyone actually sue the kgb in soviet russia ?
asciilifeform: not as such. but the occasional misfit tried to make some sort of legalistic case, to the laughter of the judges.
asciilifeform: in usa, on the other hand!
benkay: get me outtttt
asciilifeform: 'the salvation of the drowning is work for the hands of the drowning.' (russian orthodox proverb)
asciilifeform: ('спасение утопающих дело рук самих утопающих')
benkay: what's wrong with y'all today, logs are mad short.
mircea_popescu: i had a something to say
mircea_popescu: but i ated it.
fluffypony: benkay: assbot died
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0345001 = 0.345 BTC [-]
fluffypony: so logs are cut off
mircea_popescu: "all 12 men to have walked on the moon were either eldest or only children"
benkay: fluffypony: y'ain't seen me log out yet, eh? my logs ain't the publogs.
fluffypony: oh true
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: my paternal grandmother is a very traditional, superstitious, short Italian woman (who cooks accordingly). she says my dad was the most successful of her 3 children because "he steal alla of tha calcium from me, he leave none for Daniele and Sonia"
asciilifeform: 'successful' -> never needs dental work ?
fluffypony: asciilifeform: successful == hasn't married a drunkard and/or hasn't gone to prison
ThickAsThieves: <hearn> integrated Tor support in bitcoinj - merged! \o/
fluffypony: ThickAsThieves: ┗(°0°)┛
mircea_popescu: !up Dimsler
assbot: Voicing Dimsler for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot Dimsler
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Dimsler: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Dimsler | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Dimsler | Rated since: Tue Oct 22 13:51:07 2013
mircea_popescu: Dimsler : anyone in assbot's l1 trust list.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0345 = 0.1725 BTC [-]
Dimsler: ohhhh
Dimsler: i get it
benkay: fluffypony, ThickAsThieves: is there an emoticon for shooting oneself in the head?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0340001 = 0.34 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: i think so
fluffypony: I guess this one: ︻デ┳═ー (◕_◕)
mircea_popescu: nice fn-fal
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.034 = 0.102 BTC [-]
fluffypony: Belgian ascii art is best ascii art
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 16 @ 0.0394999 = 0.632 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.06858841 = 0.1372 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.0395 = 0.316 BTC [+] {2}
artifexd: asciilifeform: What is autosnitch? google fails to find anything relevant.
asciilifeform: artifex: the proverbial 'upload the goods to usg every night' perl script.
artifexd: Is that a real thing or a joke on the nsa watching/logging everything?
asciilifeform: artifex: ask fuhrer, not me
artifexd: Does a gag order require denying such a gag order exists?
mircea_popescu: artifexd it's a real thing. coindesk dumps all its data daily.
mircea_popescu: they're also insecure, and have been hacked repeatedly,
mircea_popescu: meaning any info you upload to them, such as bank acct numbers, id scans, etc, is now held by the usg and by all the hacker groups.
artifexd: What data does coindesk have? Reader's ip addresses? They're a news aggregator.
mircea_popescu: artifexd not coindesk, coinfuck the other one.
mircea_popescu: coinbase
mircea_popescu: <artifexd> Does a gag order require denying such a gag order exists? << usually.
artifexd: I always assume that the usg has always-on access to my bank accounts. I guess I should start assuming the same with my coinbase activities.
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jurov: ^try changing into ?r=0
jurov: continuously updated space junk ftw
jurov: i had an idea (um..okay) of rocket launch that will use energy delivered from groubd via fiber instead of fuel
asciilifeform: jurov: classical idea, 'space elevator'
asciilifeform: problem is materials strength.
jurov: as even hair fiber can carry ridiculous power and shpuld be able to carry 100km of itself
asciilifeform: jurov: calculate what 100km of... anything. weighs
jurov: could not find if anyone tried that
jurov: i did, it was under a kiolgram
kakobrekla: isnt spyder silk closest to that
asciilifeform: other nuances. calculate electric potential difference between top and bottom.
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 10**6 * (10**(-3))**2)
gribble: Error: unexpected EOF while parsing (<string>, line 1)
asciilifeform: 'my wire is a dielectric', you say, but to what voltage.
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 10**6 * ((10**(-3))**2)
fluffypony: pankkake kicking ass and taking names on the forum today
fluffypony: I wonder when he'll forgive us and come back
mircea_popescu: that's the volume of 100km of 1mm squared.
jurov: glass fiber short circuit???
mircea_popescu: not THAT bad
kakobrekla: err spiders silk
ThickAsThieves: forgive us?
asciilifeform: then, wind on cross-section of 1km * 0.1mm (or whatever thickness)
jurov: monomode glass fiber has 10um diameter
fluffypony: ThickAsThieves: he's angry that we spoke about altcoins
fluffypony: there was a rage-quit
mircea_popescu: fluffypony maybe he makes his own counterempire.
mircea_popescu: jurov im aware, just making teh point.
kakobrekla: fluffypony what was spoken about alts?
ThickAsThieves: yeah i'm lost
jurov: ;;calc 100000*3.14*(0.00001)^2
gribble: Error: Something in there wasn't a valid number.
jurov: ;;calc 100000*3.14*(0.00001)**2
gribble: 3.14e-05
jurov: that's about the volume of 100km monomode fiber
fluffypony: kakobrekla: the "please…" line was when he rage-quit
asciilifeform: then, pesky problem of thrust.
ThickAsThieves: i doubt he cares THAT much
asciilifeform: (ignoring, for a moment, the purpose of suspending 100km of fiber, sans payload)
fluffypony: asciilifeform: just use the Web of Thrust
ThickAsThieves: plus he was wrong
jurov: i don't want to suspend it
ThickAsThieves: just the notion of wanting altcoins to die at all says more about the notioner
jurov: just use it to deliver large part of energy to blast stuff to orvit
jurov: if not all
jurov: *orbit
benkay: more attainable within our lifetimes, jurov, is the rocket engine that uses ambient oxidizer to mach 5.
jurov: i want someone to explain me what is unattainable here, so far did not find anything.
mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> i doubt he cares THAT much << i can't imagine either.
mircea_popescu: jurov ever calculated the maximum shear force that can occur in a taut fiber of arbitrary length ?
mircea_popescu: (if medium goes harmonic)
benkay: ;;google tacoma narrows video
gribble: Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse "Gallopin' Gertie" - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zczJXSxnw>; Tacoma Narrows Bridge (1940) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Narrows_Bridge_(1940)>; HowStuffWorks "Understanding: Tacoma Narrows Bridge": <http://science.howstuffworks.com/29833-understanding-tacoma-narrows-bridge-video.htm>
jurov: benkay: it still must carry half of the fuel
benkay: effective iSP is much greater than that of tradiitonal rockets, even exotics like RFNO which have been abandoned due to engineering concerns.
benkay: bonuses in preheating the h2 by cooling incoming air
jurov: mircea_popescu: since the fiber is very light, major factor will be air drag (should be minimal in case first 100km of takeoff is vertical takeoff)
benkay: these things stack.
jurov: and acceleration
jurov: caused by?
mircea_popescu: caused by the medium going harmonic.
mircea_popescu: let me tell you a story from my youth.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.48200001 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: when i was younger i used to fuck this young opera singer chick. she did this trick whereby she'd sing into a glas
mircea_popescu: and the glass popped
mircea_popescu: great ice breaker at parties.
mircea_popescu: at any arbitrary point 100km worth of air can decide to sing traviata into your fiber and there's jack shit you can do about it.
jurov: neds to be simulated/computed. but i hope for such thin fiber, the air is viscouous enough so that it will dampen it
mircea_popescu: so do the math. calculate the the maximum shear force that can occur in a taut fiber of arbitrary length ?
jurov: like, you can't play guitar with silk threads
artifexd: Reduce the quality control on the fiber productions in order to introduce random variations in the fiber thickness and thus harmonic frequencies.
mircea_popescu: artifexd this leads you to the problem of the rope. do you know the problem of the rope ?
jurov: don't forget the length (and harmonic freq) will change dramamtically over time
mircea_popescu: do you know what was the first industrial product, and the one thing that started the industrial revolution ?
artifexd: Rope?
mircea_popescu: jurov that doesn't help you. air isn't my gf.
mircea_popescu: artifexd exactamundo.
mircea_popescu: it works like this : the quality of the rope (ie, its uniformity) establishes the longest length of rope that can be operated credibly
mircea_popescu: as a % chance it breaks.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.06638802 = 0.3319 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: that longest length of rope valueestablishes the largest ship you can build, i nthe age of sail
mircea_popescu: and since the ships use cannons, the larger ship always wins.
mircea_popescu: and so, for about a century, making better rope was more important for each country than making better ipads is today.
mircea_popescu: the first serious capitalist building was... a rope factory.
mircea_popescu: so no, making it resistent to harmonics by making it shittier just means it'll be shittier.
artifexd: I would think that the minimum diameter (given similar materials) would determine the breaking point, not whether the diameter of this cross section is the same as the cross section 100 ft away.
mircea_popescu: but you need to have it random.
artifexd: Within limits
asciilifeform: the only elevator scheme described to date, afaik, that stands a chance of working, is... 'tower of babel.'
mircea_popescu: otherwise your harmonics problem simply reduces to the new limits
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform whic is a cone.
artifexd: Truly random would mean that at some point the diameter would be 0.
jurov: but i insist. make your hair taut
jurov: and try to play it
artifexd: And in others it would be 100km across.
mircea_popescu: jurov arbitrary length.
mircea_popescu: that means i pick the length, not you
mircea_popescu: artifexd that's excessive, but a cone works well to resolve this problem.
mircea_popescu: course, that cone has to have a basis
jurov: yes arbitrary length. i'm gertain you have chick to pull it off.
asciilifeform: (note what shape the world's talles buildings were prior to structural steel.)
jurov: it will *not* oscillate because the air is viscouous and the fiber too light
mircea_popescu: the weight of the fiber doesn't really have much to do with it
jurov: it does. lightweight fiber gets dampened more than heavier rope
jurov: as i computed above, whole fiber will weight only grams.
jurov: you are telling me something that has few grams and 100km will be shaking violently in air?
asciilifeform: let's imagine unbreakable fiber, spherical horse. what's on the other end?
asciilifeform: i.e. how are you to convert the light into usable thrust.
ozbot: Beam-powered propulsion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
jurov: when you use fiber instead of laser, receiver should be much simpler
jurov: and again, i'm not sure the pull stress on fiber will end up so big. fiber is already in use for to communicate with mother ship
jurov: *for missiles
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.03849758 = 0.1925 BTC [-] {4}
fluffypony: ^^ ITT
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mircea_popescu: jurov the weight has very little to do with oscillation.
mircea_popescu: the only place where it'd matter would be if the part of wire with high mommentum was lighter than the parts surrounding it. this isn't going to happen.
mircea_popescu: missiles are only in air a few seconds.
mircea_popescu: and missiles fail at an impressive rate for "no reason".
jurov: this will be too
jurov: i'm *not* talking about suspended operation
mircea_popescu: well then i don't follow.
jurov: the fiber is just a means to supply energy to the thruster
jurov: after 100km or whatever it will be snapped off
jurov: to save fuel
mircea_popescu: you have any idea how slow ion/beam engines move ?
benkay: mircea_popescu: it's for superheating a real ejection mass
jurov: maybe it can be done in such way it will have enough velocity to switch to ion
mircea_popescu: is this some sort of insider joke im not privy to ?
mircea_popescu: what the fuck, how many lux are needed to boil a mol of water ?
jurov: but even if it can replace only 30% energy that is otherwise needed to get by burning fuel
jurov: the saving would be disproportionally big
benkay: oh but mp you can do fun things with rectifying the photons and making of the hotness
mircea_popescu: well ok, but still!
benkay: or if you're doing something like a phased microwave array around the planet, coating the bottom of the vehicle with a microwave rectifier
mircea_popescu: eh just make a pokemon drag it.
benkay: madness i tell ya
mircea_popescu: "fairies did it"
jurov: hmm I found 4.0 MW/cm-2 fiber power density
mircea_popescu: well your fiber is mircometer.
jurov: i see, trying to convert properly
mircea_popescu: and that 4mw figure must be some sort of maximal for shorter distances, i can't imagine putting 4mw through 100km of fiber.
artifexd: Last ATC trade was at 224 satoshis. BingoBoingo pushing up the price?
jurov: ;;calc (4e6*1e6*10000)*(0.00001*0.00001)
gribble: Error: invalid syntax (<string>, line 1)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.0382786 = 0.5742 BTC [-] {2}
mike_c: artifexd: nethash is through the roof too. altcoin is just booming in general.
jurov: the result is 4e6 watts? maybe i have an error
jurov: i an't making it in foreseeable time anyway. maybe someone does more thorough calc and writes it up for google to find
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 441.54, Best ask: 443.71, Bid-ask spread: 2.17000, Last trade: 443.71, 24 hour volume: 7045.95104117, 24 hour low: 439.05, 24 hour high: 469.58, 24 hour vwap: 452.107413733
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under $300 before June
mircea_popescu: check out the dice better
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 200 @ 0.0008357 = 0.1671 BTC [-] {2}
ThickAsThieves: btw someone here recommend i watch the Black Mirror, turns out I already saw it, and had been trying to remember it for a while cuz i liked episode 2
benkay: Naphex: what's your exchange again?
benkay: nm
Naphex: ;o
Naphex: back
Naphex: benkay: it's https://www.btcxchange.ro / why - sup?
benkay: locals are asking about where to trade these days
Naphex: ah
benkay: Naphex: any plans for a gpg auth?
Naphex: yep
Naphex: already started work on implementing gpg otp in the validation server
benkay: lurvely
Naphex: probably in a few weeks, is going to be up
benkay: am i going to have to give you an email as well?
Naphex: yeah - email is bound in. but atleast with gpg auth you get rid of verification emails
benkay: my ideal login flow is to just provide you a key
Naphex: with gpg auth the flow is going to be username/pass -> gpg otp -> logged in
Naphex: as well as gpg otp for withdrawals
Naphex: registration is just username /password /email
Naphex: gpg otp will be set up after in security
benkay: i imagine the u/p requirement is baked in pretty hard by your framework?
Naphex: not really, just in the frontend
Naphex: backend is just uuid / secret + otp choice (default email otp without yubi and soon gpg)
Naphex: but its baked in into frontend so .. :p
benkay: hmmmmmmm.
decimation: why can't you replace the username/password pair with a hash of the public key?
Naphex: you can do it yourself if you set up an api key
Naphex: but the website is meant too ease up stuff for regular folks
Naphex: and some presentation
Naphex: you set up an API key and you can just use that
benkay: rad
Naphex: withdrawals are blocked from the API atm, so withdrawals only from frontend
Naphex: OHCL-V Ticker Plant and Payments API+Widgets coming soon
Naphex: ohlc even;]
decimation: asciilifeform: yeah the AN-225 is neat but only one built I think. The An-124 is more closely competitive with the C-5: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An-124 (call these guys if you need one http://www.poletairlines.com/) It would be ideal for porting your submarine from one ocean to another.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72159 @ 0.00094597 = 68.2602 BTC [+] {4}
benkay: Naphex: but can I do all my API calls encrypted to your pubkey?
benkay: only halfway joking. but srsly, I want an MPEx interface to my exchange.
mircea_popescu: mpex everything!
jurov: benkay if you really do, i'm having a few serious words with you then
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: speaking of, when are we expecting mpif?
mircea_popescu: today ? :D
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: ¡ ola !
bitcoinpete: hey fluffypony
bitcoinpete: i saw that i brought in some new blood yesterday :)
benkay: jurov: all i mean is that i want to interact with anything btc-related with encrypted messages, and ssl does not count.
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: yeah, wd
jurov: oh okay. because i got goosebumps that you want it complete with quoted integers, eventually-consistent statements and whatnot
jurov: oh and i forgot "you know what you did" balance changes
jurov: but since i am not providing api for coinbr, i shall prolly shut up
mike_c: not worth the hassle?
mircea_popescu: this is haet.
jurov: yours truly
fluffypony: jurov: you must fix the copyright at the bottom of the site btw
fluffypony: needs more 2014
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.06884761 = 1.377 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.06884761 = 0.6885 BTC [+]
jurov: okay
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 115 @ 0.06884761 = 7.9175 BTC [+]
ozbot: The Brokenness of MaidSafe | Lets Talk Bitcoin
bitcoinpete: adam levine offered to re-publish my article on ltb's blog
ozbot: Bitcoin Banned for Alcohol Sales in State of Ohio : Bitcoin
fluffypony: On Friday, the Ohio Department of Public Safety ruled that "Bitcoin cannot be accepted as payment for alcohol in the State of Ohio."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18608 @ 0.00094788 = 17.6382 BTC [+]
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: yeah that dude's a moron
bitcoinpete: it's all about the feelingz
bitcoinpete: just like it's all about the words
fluffypony: awwww yisss....new vanity address finished
fluffypony: 1spagniPwKD4Zd8rZvPNFenExLTNb7aai
bitcoinpete: i sent levine an address and he posted his own address anyways
bitcoinpete: like, why ask?
fluffypony: "please tip the author...who wasn't me..."
bitcoinpete: i swear…ish
kakobrekla: yeah jurov why no api
cazalla: bitcoinpete: looks like you might get those ltbcoins afterall
bitcoinpete: cazalla: oh fuck me
bitcoinpete: i'd rather air miles
bitcoinpete: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/04/26/exodus-from-egypt/ <<ThickAsThieves benkay asciilifeform and their asylum
ozbot: Exodus From Egypt | When Bitcoin Met Pete
fluffypony: asseters
mircea_popescu: shouldn't it be assetteers ?
mircea_popescu: maybe our country shall be called Assetteechutts.
bitcoinpete: but there's more than 3 of us
bitcoinpete: or assabynia
bitcoinpete: we're a bunch of molassetters
ozbot: BitBet - 1BTC >= $10,000 USD
mircea_popescu: not a bad visual, seeing how little reddit comprehends of numbers
benkay: i've always used assettes
fluffypony: wow Yahoo's actually marginally profitable still
fluffypony: when you look at that visual MS and Apple are the kings in terms of turning a profit, Google to a lesser degree
benkay: bitcoinpete u gon make me cry b
bitcoinpete: benkay: let them out, it's part of the healing process
dub: benkay: you should fix you comments section
mircea_popescu: fluffypony incredible huh
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: yeah it puts stuff into perspective
ozbot: Internet troll personality study: Machiavellianism, narcissism, psychopathy, sadism.
mircea_popescu: notice that it's published by the... climate desk.
mircea_popescu: ever since the 90s, various pompous idiots du jour have been rehashing thins nonsense about "how bad trolls are".
mircea_popescu: an exact mirroring of the infinite hitpoints problem : society strictly exists because of the trolls.
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, there's an infinite supply of pompous idiots, and an infinite supply of fecal "consensus" these shitheads readily adhere to.
mircea_popescu: so please, everyone with half a brain cell : if you've not trolled someone this week, do so.
mircea_popescu: preferably someone with a large ideological support structure : a feminist, a race warrior, something.
mircea_popescu: anti-inequality folks work too.
fluffypony: I've been trolling bitcointalk hard, does that count?
dub: tbh by looking at bitcointalk you are being trolled so, no
mircea_popescu: it doesn't really matter if he
mircea_popescu: s winning or losing
mircea_popescu: just as long as he's not "sharing" or w/e bullshit the bovines engage in.
dub: i'd suggest by his handle that he'll never get to play ata ll
dub: how did gypsycon go anyway?
mircea_popescu: what's wrong with his handle ?!
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dub: nothing at all, throwin up brony gang signs is perfectly normal, like an anime forum avatar
mircea_popescu: so guy's looking like a brony. you figure that hurts ?
dub: it doesnt hurt me but it puts him in the same bucket as ukyo
mircea_popescu: was Ukyo's wife blonde ?
dub: i didnt think it was legal for a 13 y/o tp marry in texas
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.06767001 = 0.1353 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: different buckets.
mircea_popescu: !up bawse
assbot: Voicing bawse for 30 minutes.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0349999 = 0.35 BTC [+]
dub: a) the gender of that thing is unclear b) looks like a shitty 'your message here' generator things
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0349999 = 0.35 BTC [+]
dub: that is shopped I can tell by the pixels and etcetc
mircea_popescu: dub, is that urmom ?
mircea_popescu: and besides, women have dogchins all the time. doesn't mean they're trannies.
dub: true and not much room for dick in dem pants
dub: I thought of you while in cambodia mp
dub: interesting study of the nigger dilemna there, a generation ago all the smart people were removed
mircea_popescu: how come ?
dub: well pol pot
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dub: khmer rouge etc, but they were subjugated long before that and still are
dub: they just don't seem to have any means to improve, under the 'murica way type bullshit sentiment capitalism relies on
mircea_popescu: so what do they do
dub: they slave
mircea_popescu: i really have no fucking sympathy for peoples that failed to protect their elites.
mircea_popescu: they should slave. forever.
dub: one of my guides was a teenage guy with some english, works 7 days a week for a french operated tour for 5 months to pay for 1 month of 1 hour a day of schooling
mircea_popescu: cool kid. so did you take him out ?
dub: thats almost all of the kids
mircea_popescu: so pick one.
dub: thats not how it is supposed to work
dub: he's supposed to be able to get out right?
mircea_popescu: not on his own.
dub: his parents survived meaning they farm rice
dub: probably only enough to sustain their 9 kids
mircea_popescu: well yeah.
mircea_popescu: his parents failed to die fighting pol pot to protect the cool people of cambodia
mircea_popescu: which means their kid now has to depend on random people's charity.
mircea_popescu: sucks for him, too, seeing how the random people in a position to be charitable are trained not to be.
dub: they probably fought for pol pot, it was a chinese backed communist coup
mircea_popescu: so then the kid definitely should not be able to get out.
dub: (which the UN and international community continued to back 20 years after the genocide)
mircea_popescu: which is why rather than paying tax you'd be better off picking kids off the street in cambodia
dub: its not a solution
dub: the majority of his peers have inhereted their parents placitude meaning he's isolated, he can't build useful networks or get much help from anyone
dub: they also suffer the usual religious crippling with extra helpings of ancient superstition
dub: and now their former overlords (frenchies) or western capitalists own all the means of production and basically work the native population to death
mircea_popescu: you keep being fixated on this self-made thing.
mircea_popescu: that works in a different sort of society, one that's not made out of fuckwits.
mircea_popescu: in this kids' case, he'll have to find a master. a good one.
dub: the kid was not exceptional
ozbot: Some basic discussion of charity pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
benkay: dub: what comments section, yo?
dub: so, any auxillary factor or guradian angel bullshit aside, they are fucked
dub: benkay: ur blawg, i gave you my blog commenting virginity and you snubbed me
benkay: comments work, just email it in
benkay: what is my email broken too?
dub: clearly in several ways
dub: it didnt accept smtp at first so I used some remailer
benkay: what are you going on about
benkay: benkay@gmail.com
dub: mp: point is the 'any man can claw his way north' politics that lets most people sleep an night is clearly bunk here
benkay: nobody's clawing their way north, speshully in teh us
dub: yes google don't grok smtp
dub: checed spam maybe? I don't care enough to reauthor
dub: it was about why +m is retarded
benkay: encrypted tends to make it through uninterdicted
benkay: yup right there in spam
dub: one way to filter comment spam I guess
mircea_popescu: dub claw his way north, aye, but not as far as he feels like.
mircea_popescu: as far as he can.
mircea_popescu: !up SatoshiJack
assbot: Voicing SatoshiJack for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: dub you can dump why +m is retarded right here lol
SatoshiJack: Hey thanks MP.
dub: I couldnt at the time :)
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo there ?
mircea_popescu: so no longer retarded ?
dub: he'll post it, tl;dr its a dumb way to fix spam but a coll experiment in circle jerks
dub: cool*
fluffypony: I don't think the issue is spam
dub: initially was iirc?
ThickAsThieves: not sure how to prove it, but it does seem we've had more frequent and better new users show up
ozbot: F.MPIF last @0.00000000
mircea_popescu: pls to check it out, ima sign it if nobody finds typos.
mircea_popescu: dub it's not really intended to fight spam. it's intended to foster good quality circle jerking.
mircea_popescu: the sort that then stomps on the balls of everyone else and sends them to work in the mines of cambodia
mircea_popescu: i swear, twitter has got the art and science of making it look like shit happened when nothing occured down to a fine point.
dub: ThickAsThieves: indistinguishable from removing the casual derptroll imo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 13 @ 0.0349998 = 0.455 BTC [-]
fluffypony: dub: not so
mircea_popescu: it's like... "198470598094385 updates!!11" then you look... three people favourited five things.
dub: ThickAsThieves: which is easily achieved with ops
fluffypony: people hang around and first figure out "ohey I can't talk"
fluffypony: then they figure out why
fluffypony: then they watch for a bit
fluffypony: then eventually they talk
mircea_popescu: dub the impersonality of it is quite important. people are otherwise too inclined to figure " ican't talk because x is mean"
mircea_popescu: rather than "well... guess what... i suck"
fluffypony: instead of the normal join -> derp -> "hey here's a link to my IPO for AwesomeCasino 3.9"
jurov: assbot is mean!
fluffypony: meanness level = so ?
mircea_popescu: According to court documents, the second amended Joint Chapter 11 Plan, approved on December 13, 2013 allows for the liquidation of hundreds of billions of dollars worth of homeowners’ mortgages to legendary business billionaire magnate—the fourth richest man in the world, according to Forbes, Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway, Inc. and Ocwen Loan Servicing, L.L.C.
mircea_popescu: The bankruptcy terms allows Berkshire Hathaway and Ocwen to purchase over $400 billion worth of mortgages and RMBS trusts for less than $5 billion. Once these mortgages are sold, Berkshire Hathaway and Ocwen will be bankruptcy remote. That means that once the mortgage assets are sold to them, American homeowners, like Morse, will not be able to obtain, through discovery, in judicial proceedings, the documents pertainin
mircea_popescu: g to their mortgages to determine if there is an issue with their property’s chain of title or verify if there is a free, clear and legally traceable ownership of their homes.
mircea_popescu: In effect, mortgage records of millions of American homeowners would be destroyed.
mircea_popescu: this entire fannie and freddie saga is becoming gnarlier each year.
benkay: !up Mats_cd03
assbot: Voicing Mats_cd03 for 30 minutes.
dub: im in a channel where everyone is usually oped, has a similar effect on SNR, people assume no bullshit will fly
Mats_cd03: sankq
mircea_popescu: what channel is that ?
dub: in fact, in ~15 years a cant recal seeing anyone kicked
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: 2.2 (c) - one year should be hyphenated
fluffypony: Mats_cd03: you should take that offer, sounds great and not rapey
dub: its on a network with no services and most of the people have 1 or 2 degrees RL separation, all net eng types
mircea_popescu: dub so 20 people and 500 lines a week ?
Mats_cd03: ya dude hes straight im good
dub: bigger than that, used to regularly produce more content than here
mircea_popescu: i doubt that.
mircea_popescu: #freenode doesn't produce more crap than here.
dub: lol
mircea_popescu: anyway. this thing is freely and amply advertised. your shyness in naming the other clearly makes the point :
mircea_popescu: they're not the same.
mircea_popescu: ;;ud snr
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snr | SNR. Stoke to Nut Ratio. How many strokes it takes one to ejaculate. Don Juan: Hey I just beat my SNR record; I just hit 36! (Dirty Six) Nigga: Cool Story Bro, ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: snr
mircea_popescu: !up bawse
assbot: Voicing bawse for 30 minutes.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: otherwise it looks all good
mircea_popescu: im not hyphenating any one years, what is this, britain ?
ozbot: Lawsuit: Cops found nothing in raid, so they PLANTED DRUGS to frame innocent woman | The Daily Calle
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: pfffft, then you should go and change authorised to authorized :-P
ozbot: VIX and More: The Correction As Seen in the ETP Landscape
mircea_popescu: fluffypony :p
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 227 @ 0.00445268 = 1.0108 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: iceland electricity is moar eco friendly than your electricity
fluffypony: such design
ozbot: China's New Class Hierarchy: A Guide
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03400064 = 0.34 BTC [-]
jurov 's on 53% nuclear, 13% renewable
mircea_popescu: !up Ken`
assbot: Voicing Ken` for 30 minutes.
Ken`: :)
mircea_popescu: so who're you ?
ozbot: Twitter / JuicyGrabs: @danielpbarron What? Haha. ...
fluffypony: Bed time, cheers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.0349998 = 0.245 BTC [+]
Ken`: mircea_popescu: I trade options (US stock market) and bitcoin
mircea_popescu: that'd be what.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.0349999 = 0.245 BTC [+]
Ken`: looks like a copy of zerohedge at first glance
bitcoinpete: it's quite primarily colourful
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.0409999 = 0.451 BTC [+]
ozbot: “Philanthropy.” Not Power. | When Bitcoin Met Pete
bitcoinpete: and with that, i be off to dinner. cheers.
ThickAsThieves: <+Mats_cd03> was looking at craigslist today... http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/4430556569.html /// lol I lived in new bedford
ThickAsThieves: cant quite suss what that guy is up to
ThickAsThieves: just a man wanting to live in a world where his dick can bulge free?
ThickAsThieves: looks like an atc rally today
ThickAsThieves: ATC @ 0.00000230 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.0742218 = 0.3711 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: "as much as 69 percent of extra virgin olive oil in the US is substandard"
mircea_popescu: i can attest to this
mircea_popescu: a pain to get decent olive oil
mike_c: "The named individual is in fact at the time of this agreement the sole proprietor and operator of both named corporations,"
mike_c: sounds odd when disucussing pif
mircea_popescu: yeah maybe not the best wording. still, i am controlling both things, and so forth.
mike_c: yes, just made me scratch my head for a second, and scroll back up to see if pif was a corporation.
mircea_popescu: well what else.
mircea_popescu: hedge funds are in fact corporations.
kakobrekla: llcs :)
mike_c: idk. 'sole proprietor' and 'public corporation' are mutually exclusive, no?
mircea_popescu: where does it say "public corporation" ?
mike_c: sole proprietor means you get all the money.
mike_c: it does not say public corporation. but you are issuing shares.
mircea_popescu: but issuing shares after the agreemnet.
kakobrekla: where is that from anyway?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla teh f.mpif
kakobrekla: i dont see the contract up?
mircea_popescu: but it is.
ozbot: F.MPIF last @0.00000000
kakobrekla: im blind
mircea_popescu: as well as large.
mike_c: perhaps "The named individual is in fact at the time of this agreement the sole proprietor of MPIF and the operator of MPEx, and they were represented..."
mike_c: but, other than that nitpick the contract read fine to me.
mircea_popescu: yeah, it's misstated but i can't see what exactly it'd impact
benkay: dub i pub'd your comment
mircea_popescu: the irony here being that his comment about moderation ended up in spam
benkay: encrypt or die
benkay: a few suggestions on +m:
benkay: - auto up.
benkay: (if auth'd)
benkay: - some mechanism for new blood to signal they'd like voice
mircea_popescu: benkay do i have to install some sort of special software to see these comments ?
mircea_popescu: benkay why should they signal ? if anyone sees some interesting looking new people they can voice them.
benkay: they're hidden.
mircea_popescu: it's a pull not a push
kakobrekla: i can see the comment
benkay: so that when i'm on a roaming connection i can get everyone's attention for the !up at once lol
kakobrekla: no css will get you that
mircea_popescu: !up Lee-
assbot: Voicing Lee- for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: !up mircea_popescu
assbot: Really, mircea_popescu?
mircea_popescu: sucks that got fixed ;/
kakobrekla: benkay bouncer
benkay: got one kako
benkay: dun always take keys into hostile turf tho
kakobrekla: but you could code your bnc to accept some disposable sekrit to !up you remotley
benkay: some days i'm just hopping onto an available web client and don't feel like iterating through the list of people i know in the chan manually to get upped
Duffer1: if anyone needs ups i'm usually lurking pm me
benkay: that's...
benkay: that erodes even more of IRC's vaunted flexibility, kakobrekla .
dub: yep, I was in singapore airport yesterday tried to get someones attention in here, no dice
dub: fuck if Im taking keys to somewhere my bank balance alone is more than 1000 people earn in their lifetime
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 149 @ 0.00755 = 1.125 BTC [-] {4}
benkay: dub dear could i beg a favor
benkay: wouldja be so kind as to clearsign that comment?
dub: its kinda a pita but ok
benkay: nm then
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 50 @ 0.00755 = 0.3775 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0345 = 0.1035 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.0742218 = 0.1484 BTC [-]
dub: gribble needs that widget
benkay: which widget?
Duffer1: "To be an investor you simply need to invest money. There is no minimum or qualifications like you imagine." - Jimmothy
dub: well no, but a gribble signed pastebin oslt
Duffer1: is there bitcointalk !bash?
mircea_popescu: i wonder if we could have !atc
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 yes. bitcointalk.
mike_c: mod6 made a bot that lives in #altcoin. does a lot of cool atc stats.
Duffer1: god why do i find that depressing
mircea_popescu: mod6 add it ?
dub: Duffer1: don't read anything else that mouthbreather fingerfarts then he's 100$ retarded
benkay: a hundred dollars retarded!
dub: no $
danielpbarron: hah, finally caught up with reading the scroll back; time for dinner :Q
benkay: ;;ud fingerfart
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Finger%20Fart | "Mom, the teacher said I made too many finger farts on my research paper". by The Bandit Donny August 23, 2008. 8 5. Mugs & shirts Buy “Finger Fart” mugs & ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Finger Fart
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.03450458 = 0.1035 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 23 @ 0.03400009 = 0.782 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00095537 = 5.3501 BTC [+]
mod6: ahh, yeah made that bot that does atc stats. want me to add it in here mp?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.0742218 = 0.1484 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: "Congrats to talented and beautiful @LaurenMBias for her award from @NYULYP for commitment to community, philanthropy and entrepreneurism."
dub: hmm the farm I buy my olive oil from has been for sale for a while, IPO?
mircea_popescu: ima get a fucking aneurism.
mircea_popescu: mod6 please
mircea_popescu: "All but one of the individual winners of Pulitzer Prizes in journalism this year were male." << this is particularly funny in romanian
mircea_popescu: ;;ud puli
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Puli | A massive chav; someone with no class. Often fond of wearing tracksuits, caps and gold chains.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Puli
mircea_popescu: ;;ud pula
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pula | pula. the Romanian word for dick/cock. Imi bag pula-n mãta. Esti o pulã bleagã. Sugi pula la ... "Mooom, would you give me 5 pula i wanna buy a condom". "Look  ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: pula
mircea_popescu: well puli is teh plural.
mod6: Ok, will do. It has the ability to broadcast x-bt atc/btc trades as well, its not turned on by default.
mod6: Let me know if you'd like that as well.
mircea_popescu: that may be a little much
mod6: agreed.
mircea_popescu: maybe have it print the day's average once a day ?
mod6: it has a !ticker command. that should suffice.
mircea_popescu: can it do that ? like 23 @ 0.03400009 = 0.782 BTC {144} sort of thing
kakobrekla: on demand is fine really
mircea_popescu: or that yes. better.
mod6: *nod*
mod6: one moment
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1900 @ 0.00095704 = 1.8184 BTC [+]
mod6: !up BitOTTer839
assbot: Voicing BitOTTer839 for 30 minutes.
assbot: Um, shouldn't you be with your own tribe or somethin'?
BitOTTer839: [X-BT] Bid: 0.00000200 Ask: 0.00000240 Last Price: 0.00000230 24h Vol: 880876.00000000 High: 0.00000230 Low: 0.00000150 VWAP: 0.00000192
mircea_popescu: needs a diff control sequence huh
kakobrekla: change the prefix or command
mod6: ok, give me a minute. i'll change it to like '%' or something
mircea_popescu: !!ticker
mircea_popescu: doesn't that bother assbot ?
kakobrekla: i wouldnt think so, but whatever.
mircea_popescu: mod6 also, make it short. ~t
kakobrekla: you can do 8====D if you want
mod6: lol
kakobrekla: and 8=D for short tiny one.
mod6: ok mp, i'll add another short code for it.
mod6: haha
mircea_popescu: so this makes how many bots, 7 ?
mod6: so '%' ok then? i don't want to interfere with assbot
mircea_popescu: !up pankkake
assbot: Voicing pankkake for 30 minutes.
BingoBoingo: artifexd: I'll decline to comment on what I may or may not be doing to ATC prices
kakobrekla: ass gribs ozzy and now bitotter
kakobrekla: ugly name btw!
mircea_popescu: there's the scammer hunter bot
kakobrekla: right that thing.
mircea_popescu: that's 6. was another too
mircea_popescu: !up pizzaman1338
assbot: Voicing pizzaman1338 for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot pizzaman1338
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user pizzaman1338: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=pizzaman1338 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=pizzaman1338 | Rated since: never
mircea_popescu: ;;rate pizzaman1338 1 New blood.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
kakobrekla: its 1337 in the wot
pankkake: isn't it 1337?
mircea_popescu: ;;rate pizzaman1337
gribble: (rate <nick> <rating> [<notes>]) -- Enters a rating for <nick> in the amount of <rating>. Use optional <notes> field to enter any notes you have about this user. <nick> must be the user's GPG-registered username, Your previously existing rating, if any, will be overwritten.
kakobrekla: you also rated him already
mircea_popescu reaches for his lechitin
pankkake: came to say reading http://www.reddit.com/user/JuicyGrabs has been my dirty pleasure
mircea_popescu: pankkake did you ragequit earlier ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26600 @ 0.00095704 = 25.4573 BTC [+]
pankkake: I am a ragequitter at heart
mircea_popescu: ahahahaha
dub: french after all
pankkake: anyway
pankkake: yeah, perhaps
mircea_popescu: dude i never made someone ragequit before.
mircea_popescu: and i thought you werre supposed to be like a pro troll or some shit anyway
thestringpuller: https://www.startup.sx/ << has this been discussed?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla crypton is also a bot.
kakobrekla: what for
pankkake: I'm a cocotte minute
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller this'd better be about sex.
mircea_popescu: "A Regulated Global Marketplace for Startup Investing and Funding"
mod6: !up BitOTTer872
assbot: Voicing BitOTTer872 for 30 minutes.
mod6: %t
BitOTTer872: [X-BT] Bid: 0.00000200 Ask: 0.00000240 Last Price: 0.00000230 24h Vol: 880876.00000000 High: 0.00000230 Low: 0.00000150 VWAP: 0.00000192
mod6: %help
BitOTTer872: %t | %ticker | %book | %diff | %tx <tx_id> | %bal <ATC Address> | %atc_mined | %block <block_height> | %last_block | %cm_rate | %ptp_rate
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller no about page other than a desk.com account, and a bunch of spinoff websites (http://curacao.sgggroup.com/en/dutch-carribbean-securities-exchange ) etc.
mircea_popescu: quite snugly fit on the scam stock exchange mo. bitcoin as a bonus i guess.
BitOTTer872: [X-BT] ASK: 70000.00000000 ATC @ 0.00000248 BTC
BitOTTer872: [X-BT] ASK: 10000.00000000 ATC @ 0.00000245 BTC
BitOTTer872: [X-BT] ASK: 65000.00000000 ATC @ 0.00000240 BTC
BitOTTer872: [X-BT] BID: 99000.00000000 ATC @ 0.00000200 BTC
BitOTTer872: [X-BT] BID: 100000.00000000 ATC @ 0.00000170 BTC
BitOTTer872: [X-BT] BID: 75000.00000000 ATC @ 0.00000160 BTC
mircea_popescu: mod6 srsly needs to put it all on one line
mircea_popescu: preferably 70k@248 10k@245 65k@240 | 99k @200 100k @170 etc
mod6: ok. ill work on that a bit. that's probably the most verbose one. all the others are one line iirc.
mod6: give me a few here...
mircea_popescu: no big rush
BingoBoingo: %mined
BingoBoingo: %atc_mined
BitOTTer872: [ATC Mined] ATC Mined (to date): 15500800 Total ATC (to be mined): 268435456 % Mined of Total: 5.77
pankkake: %tslb
mod6: %last_block
BitOTTer872: [ATC Last Block] Height: 30276 Time: 2014-04-27T23:21:28Z Vout Sum: 1024 Number TXs: 2 Difficulty: 455357.12903751 Hash: 00000000000003dd8261d1ee537732c6b0434f21e16cf0cf31d40d032ebd7559 Fee: 0.00000000 Size: 779 Days Destroyed: 704 Confirmations: 1
kakobrekla: did you register his nick?
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: like how they say it's "regulated"
kakobrekla: er, its nick
mircea_popescu: mod6 %lb ?
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller "Kapil Bhatia Kapil Bhatia is in the digital banking industry in Qatar. " << that happens to be a common name and also the name of some indian billionaire.
kakobrekla: i can add him to cs if the nick is reg
mod6: kako: no not yet.
mod6: (i mean, i haven't regiestered it yet)
mircea_popescu: the guy they depict however is none of those, and moreover the only reference yo ucan find to "SSX Advisors Corp" is on their own websites.
mod6: It has a random 1-1000 number on the end, I can make it just 'BitOTTer' though.
kakobrekla: is that free even
kakobrekla: and whats with the capital 'OTT'
kakobrekla: i dun get it
mod6: ok, lemme hack in a few changes. i'll leave this one connected for the time being.
mod6: it's all part of the tools "Bitcoin Options Trade Tool" package/suite
kakobrekla: ah i thought it was 'Over The Top'
mod6: haha, it might be.
kakobrekla: if its atc specific you might call it something related to taht
dub: scambot
pankkake: buttbott
pankkake: but I like scambot
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller on the other hand, their domain whois claims it was reg'd by Brian Niessen, who is an actual somebody.
kakobrekla: scambot you say? might as well just call it max keiser then
peterl: mircea_popescu: looking at mpif contract, "The General Manager may also destroy Fund shares the Fund holds at any point", does the manager take out btc, or do the shares just get destroyed?
mod6: lol
mod6: i'll call it 'atcbot' that would make the most sense.
mircea_popescu: Registrant Name: Brian Niessen Registrant Organization: SSX Holdings CorpRegistrant Street: PO Box PW 5334 Registrant Street: Babrow Building Registrant City: The Valley Registrant Country: ANGUILLA
kakobrekla: call it atcmax
mircea_popescu: peterl if the fund owns them, they can just get destroyed
peterl: aha, misread, missed the "the fund holds", nevermind
mircea_popescu: yeah the venue is basically if pc5 ends up with too many shares
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller anyway, i dropped them a tweet, maybe they show up and impress.
mircea_popescu: "It's lame in a way you are more concerned about privacy of your "bank account" than creating and promoting growth and fostering a close tight knit community. It's more important to you your MSC stake or "bank account" stays private than fostering closer tie with the community who allowed you to have this "bank account" in the first place."
mircea_popescu: pankkake ok the guy's kinda amusing. almost livejournal level
ozbot: 6.979 billion | Next Diff in 309 blocks | Estimated Change: 15.0921% in 1d 19h 34m 31s
thestringpuller: lol is she peeing?
thestringpuller: unabashful
mircea_popescu: me 1 imgur 0. yay.
mod6: is this acceptable?
mod6: (17:50) < atcbot> 70000@0.00000248 10000@0.00000245 65000@0.00000240 | 99000@0.00000200 100000@0.00000170 75000@0.00000160
kakobrekla: seems fine to me
mod6: ok, thx.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 981 @ 0.00095537 = 0.9372 BTC [-]
mod6: !up atcbot
assbot: Voicing atcbot for 30 minutes.
mod6: ty :)
mod6: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 0.00000200 Ask: 0.00000240 Last Price: 0.00000230 24h Vol: 880876.00000000 High: 0.00000230 Low: 0.00000150 VWAP: 0.00000192
mod6: %book
atcbot: 70000@0.00000248 10000@0.00000245 65000@0.00000240 | 99000@0.00000200 100000@0.00000170 75000@0.00000160
mircea_popescu: mod6 srsly tho, try cutting the 3 0s in the first term to k
mircea_popescu: and express as satoshi rather than bitcoin
thestringpuller: oh shit game of thrones
pankkake: mod6: I just stopped my trades bot, so you can display yours. the only thing I found missing was aligning at the @
pankkake: s/display/enable/
mod6: ok. not a big deal, need a bit more time for that mp.
mod6: pankkake: ok yeah, i didn't bother trying to align yet. if you want me to, I can change it over to doing the trades in #altcoin.
mod6: hang on a sec. I'll do that first.
pankkake: standard string formatting stuff usually can do it easily
kakobrekla: standards ewwww.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15200 @ 0.00095706 = 14.5473 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: ping me when you register the thing
ozbot: Novena | Crowd Supply
mod6: pankkake: you should start your bot back up. mine has a bug somewhere, gotta debug it. haven't flexed that part of the code much yet.
mod6: I'll work on that too. But meanwhile... ok?
pankkake: done, I'll stop it when you want
mod6: much appreciated, pankkake
mod6: !up atcbot
assbot: Voicing atcbot for 30 minutes.
mod6: %book
atcbot: 70k@248 10k@245 65k@240 | 99k@200 100k@170 75k@160
mod6: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 200 Ask: 240 Last Price: 230 24h-Vol: 871k High: 230 Low: 150 VWAP: 193
mike_c: such volume.
mod6: it doesn't do that yet BB, best we can do now is %last_block
atcbot: [ATC Last Block] Height: 30279 Time: 2014-04-28T01:28:39Z Vout Sum: 512 Number TXs: 1 Difficulty: 455357.12903751 Hash: 0000000000000ba03eceaee28a05554dec1cac0f6e924e0b3d3dd2632abdabb0 Fee: 0.00000000 Size: 552 Days Destroyed: 0 Confirmations: 1
kakobrekla: confirmations 1 ?
mod6: pankkake: so not sure why it died there. it didn't get back a null result, or it would have spit out an error, but whatever it was, wasn't valid JSON. needs some debugging in there.
mod6: I'll work on that. Thanks for starting yours back up.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 890 @ 0.0001261 = 0.1122 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 8085 @ 0.00012525 = 1.0126 BTC [-] {5}
thestringpuller: ;;google Mojo Jojo
gribble: Mojo Jojo - Powerpuff Girls Wiki: <http://powerpuff.wikia.com/wiki/Mojo_Jojo>; List of The Powerpuff Girls characters - Wikipedia, the free ...: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_characters>; Cartoon Network-Mojo Jojo is on Who Wants To Be A Millionare ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfQIwIy7_bU>
decimation: The liberal always discovers too late that the price of equality is the omnipotent state.
ozbot: Don Colacho’s Aphorisms: #1,828
decimation: stupid chat client: Without a hierarchical structure it is not possible to transform freedom from a fable into a fact. The liberal always discovers too late that the price of equality is the omnipotent state.
decimation: asciilifeform: I assume you are an emacs fan; what IRC client do you like? I'm trying to follow the path to becoming a competent emacs/lisp user
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.00464805 = 0.3718 BTC [-]
mod6: ok bare with me a moment, gonna see if I can get this thing registered with nickserv & have it identify on_connect
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00095832 = 3.8333 BTC [+]
decimation: I've played with zenirc and ERC
mod6: ok here goes..
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16482 @ 0.00095537 = 15.7464 BTC [-]
mod6: !up atcbot
assbot: Voicing atcbot for 30 minutes.
mod6: kakobrekla: ok it's registered with nickserv.
mod6: I was like wtf about the block conf's too, but blockr.io show's 'em for btc blocks too.
kakobrekla: !down atcbot
mod6: ninja
kakobrekla: should work
mod6: the bot is a work in progress, let me know if stuff needs to get added/subtracted/modified and I'll work on it.
mod6: obv tslb is desired, that'll be near the top BingoBoingo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.49804584 = 1.4941 BTC [+] {2}
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 131 Ask: 150 Last Price: 150 24h-Vol: 1345k High: 230 Low: 150 VWAP: 183
atcbot: 100k@175 45k@169 25k@150 | 250k@131 170k@121 4k@111
mod6: heh 1345k
mod6: (17:27) <+mircea_popescu> mod6 %lb ? << i'll make this change too, i'll change the commands so their much shorter.
BingoBoingo: It's something
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23200 @ 0.00095832 = 22.233 BTC [+]
mod6: shorter command names on next restart/connect
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 200 @ 0.00095508 = 0.191 BTC [-] {2}
ThickAsThieves: is it public knowledge how much ATC MPIF is working with?
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: It will be when the first public statement is revealed.
BingoBoingo: Otherwise you can parse the logs for references to amounts and get a rough idea of the size it started at.
ThickAsThieves: and the first public report comes with the first ability to but shares?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00456 = 0.1368 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: It should.
ThickAsThieves: "New Vulnerability Found in Every Single Version of Internet Explorer"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17200 @ 0.00095931 = 16.5001 BTC [+] {2}
mod6: haha
mod6: now there's a shocker
ozbot: How One Woman Hid Her Pregnancy From Big Data
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.49964657 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.49970747 = 0.9994 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5 = 1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.0344999 = 0.276 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8950 @ 0.00095502 = 8.5474 BTC [-]
atcbot: 10k@245 65k@240 2k@200 | 100k@150 6k@135 100k@134
artifexd: That's pretty
artifexd: mod6: wd
ozbot: Imposture
mod6: thx artifexd :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00095337 = 24.2156 BTC [-] {2}
artifexd: BingoBoingo: http://i.imgur.com/dq8y6Ps.jpg <- made me think of you
BingoBoingo: artifexd: Thank you.
BingoBoingo: My favorite part is that with two pieces of wire and a soldering iron you could convert the dopamine to methamphetamine
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30900 @ 0.00095543 = 29.5228 BTC [+]
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