Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans

← 2014-01-07 | 2014-01-09 →
Vexual: bitcoin will always be from the naughties
Vexual: whats the line on that 10k bet? for posterity
Vexual: 90.77 no 60.46 yes
Vexual: Yes pays: 2.29811264 BTC
Vexual: No pays: 1.58014157 BTC
Vexual: hi 2020
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Vexual: hey mircea_popescue, are you going to wimbledon if Halep my arse is too hot plays there?
mircea_popescu: nah, she's old by now.
mircea_popescu: not to mention titless
Vexual: latieral lol
mircea_popescu: she was hawt as hell when she was 16 i'll tell you that.
Vexual: strawberrys and champagene tho
mircea_popescu: there's something heartwarmingly cute about prime cut that doesn't quite know just how prime it is, or even what exactly cuts would be.
Vexual: exactly, seats at the end of the court are cheaper
mircea_popescu: not even that. just, naivite is less jarring than stupidite
Vexual: its england, they don't hold that against anyone
Vexual: 2 milly in prizemoney
Vexual: you'd make a cute couple
mircea_popescu: i only make harems.
Vexual: hey i dont wanna tell you how to pimp, im just sayin
mircea_popescu: funniest thing, of course, is that her dad owns a dairy farm
mircea_popescu: literally.
BingoBoingo: gg truffles
mircea_popescu: haha he won ?
Vexual: agricuture and shit
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: He did indeed
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49988 @ 0.00092089 = 46.0334 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: bwaghahaha
BingoBoingo: My first loss to a challenger in -assets
truffles: orly
mircea_popescu: all hail truffles, king of the improbable
truffles: its been a while
Vexual: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5102 @ 0.00092746 = 4.7319 BTC [+]
Vexual: nubbins never bettered you?
mircea_popescu: are you two gonna rematch ?
Vexual: bitbet
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I don't see why not
truffles: that took longer than i hoped, so maybe later or tomorrow
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21456 @ 0.00092833 = 19.9182 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: I've already issued the challenge
truffles: i have to eat now
truffles: and or sleep
mircea_popescu: we;ll end up with the -assets chess championship
Vexual: you go fattie
BingoBoingo: I've got vodka to keep drinking
truffles: har har
Vexual: next thing we know, truffles gets a breast reduction for assets chest
BingoBoingo: I don't think it will last till tomorrow, and it is fucking cold outside. I'm ready to keep on playing
truffles: ure not even taking it srsly pfff
Namworld: How cold?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo find a 4th to play with you two and nubbins, and i'll donate a .15 BTC purse for your competition, .1 to the winner, .5 to 2nd place. play each against other 3, count scores.
BingoBoingo: Namworld: This afternoon we had positive temperatures
mircea_popescu: .05 i mean.
truffles: well then tomorrow BingoBoingo?
Namworld: Celcius?
Namworld: 4th for what?
mircea_popescu: for chess
truffles: tomorrow is like 10hrs or less for me
BingoBoingo: truffles: i don't knwo if mircea_popescu will keep the pot that long
mircea_popescu: it's good for the rest of the month.
Namworld: I'm in for chess
truffles: we didnt play for money though
mircea_popescu: chess doesn't take to rushing
mircea_popescu: so there's your 4th then.
mircea_popescu: sort a championship somehow and lemme see the games :D
truffles: money the bringer of evil
BingoBoingo: Well to see the games we are probably best off jsut passing notation in the channel
Vexual: have to
Namworld: IRChess
truffles: maybe i play again when ur champsionship is completed?
mircea_popescu: lol stop being such a queenie truffles.
truffles: that setup requires set times, which i dont work by ldo
truffles: anyways gotta tend to stuff
mircea_popescu: you still negotiate a time with the others like you did previously, cause you gotta be both online somehow
truffles: later
randomcloud: Hiyo :D
Namworld: So who's participating
randomcloud: Anybody wanna play chess?
BingoBoingo: I guess I am, I still have vodka
Vexual: noe me
randomcloud: Is this gonna be at a separate chess site or here?
randomcloud: I don't have my own board :(
Vexual: got a printer?
randomcloud: Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. :P I have nothing to use for pieces though. Maybe there's a board online I could use. Hold on
Vexual: print pieces too genius
Vexual: two cpoies of bongobrains jpeg will do it
randomcloud: But, but that takes effort.
randomcloud: Ok, I found a good online board site thing.
Vexual: is bongo sharking or is truffles chess?
Namworld: What chatquack listed will do nicely
BingoBoingo: Vexual: That is the dangerous question.
randomcloud: My internet is slow and a pain in the ass. Oh well
Vexual: i have no idea bongo, i am actually as shit as chess as i appear
BingoBoingo: nubbins' here?
randomcloud: I suck at chess, oh well
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Namworld: Ok, who's the 4 players and can we play before I go sleep?
Vexual: mircea_popescue, can i get side action on my name?
randomcloud: I wanna play
BingoBoingo: I'm playing, randomclod seems to be playing, nubbins seems MIA, and truffles is apparently a pussy
Vexual: thats like asking putin for a ride on his w wheeler
BingoBoingo: Are we doing a round robin or an elimination format
Vexual: *4
mircea_popescu: round robit
mircea_popescu: robit lol. rabbit!
randomcloud: So the winners of the first two games will face off against each other?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00091971 = 7.8175 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Very delicious animal mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: so it is.
BingoBoingo: Love me some robit
Vexual: taters and garlic
ozbot: Retete de criza. Astazi, pisica. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: Play while three and four decide who they are>
randomcloud: Who am I playing against?
Namworld: I'm getting impatient to play ._.
BingoBoingo: Namworld: SO you are 3. Who is 4?
Vexual: new channel assets chess
BingoBoingo: Namworld randomcloud Which one of you am I playing first?
randomcloud: doesn't matter to me
mircea_popescu: randomcloud is a girl ?!
BingoBoingo: randomcloud Namworld heads or tails
Vexual: london mist
gribble: tails
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: To the best of my knowledge
randomcloud: Why is that always such a surprise to people?
mircea_popescu: randomcloud not to people, to geeks.
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: because internet
Vexual: £life
Namworld: How does round robin works?
mircea_popescu: basically the internet is a glimpse into the future of india. girls are about as common as good pickles.
mircea_popescu: Namworld you play each other person.
BingoBoingo: Namworld: round robin means everyone plays everyone
randomcloud: I can't play two games at the same time. :( Can't we do this tournament style
mircea_popescu: obviously you play them in order lol
chatquack: *chess orgy*
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: This works with one game at a time best
BingoBoingo: Just a matter of getting the first game going
randomcloud: Ok. *phew*
randomcloud: I hope we play soon, I want to sleep soon
mircea_popescu: what's with everyone and sleeping
mircea_popescu: it's 8am you lazy bums
BingoBoingo: I dunno.
Namworld: It's late here
Namworld: This land here not be flat
mircea_popescu: o, that.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14250 @ 0.0009226 = 13.1471 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: see, that's a good girl.
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Heads or tails
Vexual: play=eat?
Namworld: heads
BingoBoingo: ;;coin
gribble: heads
BingoBoingo: pick a color
BingoBoingo: gringo or negro
Namworld: What do i win?
Vexual: more that you made today
BingoBoingo: Namworld: You won the right to pick your color in the game.
Namworld: head for gringo, tail for negro
BingoBoingo: White moves first
Namworld: ;;coin
gribble: tails
Namworld: I chose black
Namworld: ok one sec, let me resize things
randomcloud: Who am I playing?
mircea_popescu: you are playing a girl on an irc channel
Namworld: We lack another player. I'm playing bingoboingo.
randomcloud: Sadface. :(
Namworld: Tournament doesn't need to be completed today. You can go sleep.
mircea_popescu: ring up nubs or truffles and insist
Vexual: cloud plays haelep
randomcloud: Aww, I wanted to play. Phooey.
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: Chess is paleo, I swear
BingoBoingo: Fuck, this is going to be a long game
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00092454 = 6.518 BTC [+]
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Namworld: exf3
chatquack: first blood!
Namworld: I think the website chatquack suggested will allow replay
chatquack: yes'um
Namworld: Bxb7
mircea_popescu: soo cryptsy has gone full derp mode huh
Vexual: since laways, whats new?
KRS1: btc-guild is offline..anyone mine here?
BingoBoingo: Cryptsy was always derp
KRS1: cryptsy sux ass sideways
Vexual: go solo krs
KRS1: Vexual, lol not enough power for that
mircea_popescu: ya but now losing deposits ?!
Vexual: what chains?
mircea_popescu: i agree it was never good or anything
KRS1: how's their fund or whatever they got going doing
Namworld: I can't make the site replicate that... I assume you're taking my queen
Namworld: Shown as Qxe7+
BingoBoingo: Namworld: yes, with my queen
Namworld: Bxe7
KRS1: damn thats high
KRS1: ever see the video that dude skydive from the stratusphere?
Namworld: Mutual annihilation is not a move.
BingoBoingo: Namworld: That was castling kingside
Vexual: KRS1 thats normal cruising altitude, just australia, or some other gondwana shit
Namworld: oh... let me try to enter that.
KRS1: Vexual: are you aboriginie?
Namworld: Shows O-O, not 0-0
Vexual: probably
KRS1: I have been reading about your people.
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Details...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 159 @ 0.001 = 0.159 BTC [+]
Namworld: I'm not used about notations at all eh
Namworld: Nxh4
KRS1: gonna go get some rest..bbl maybe
Namworld: Shoulda moved a pawn to eat my horsey the turn before
Namworld: Nxf3+
chatquack: oh damn snap
mircea_popescu: !t m x.eur
assbot: [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00166667 / 0.00197819 / 0.002 (5350 shares, 10.58 BTC), 7D: 0.00166667 / 0.00197819 / 0.002 (5350 shares, 10.58 BTC), 30D: 0.00166667 / 0.00203131 / 0.00333333 (6001 shares, 12.19 BTC)
mircea_popescu: ha, starting to move.
Vexual: retards shoulda had me play and got the prize money
Namworld: Nd4+
Vexual: thats chess
randomcloud: Is the game still going on?
chatquack: hmmm why was Nd4+ a check?
BingoBoingo: chatquack: The bishop on b7
BingoBoingo: Twas a discovered check
chatquack: Ohhhhh
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: yeah, but you can start a game with whoever decides to be number 4
Vexual: nubbins'
randomcloud: I doubt there'll be a number 4 tonight, and right now, I'm eating delicious pasta. :3
Namworld: argh my gameboard screwed
Namworld: One pawn disappeared
BingoBoingo: my board is right where I left it, on the floor
Vexual: amongst the unvacuumed
BingoBoingo: Namworld is taking an awful lot of time to move while having a meterial advantage
Vexual: searching for pawn
BingoBoingo: Wait, is Vexual Namworld and Namworld Vexual?
Vexual: no
Vexual: im not allowed in bankok
Namworld: Sorry, I was redoing the board
Namworld: had to reenter all the damn shit
BingoBoingo: assbot needs a chess clock
Vexual: and a visualiseer with live odds
Namworld: Nxa1
chatquack: *gasp*
randomcloud: I think you guys just ought to use instead of the chess room. This takes so long. :/
randomcloud: Err, the chess BOT,
randomcloud: The chess bot is what I meant. :X Ok, I'm tired.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 224 @ 0.00091971 = 0.206 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14559 @ 0.00091946 = 13.3864 BTC [-] {3}
Namworld: gfx3+
Namworld: gxf3+*
Namworld: You want to sacrifice the horse?
Namworld: dxc4+
BingoBoingo: I resign, gg Namworld
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30964 @ 0.0009191 = 28.459 BTC [-] {2}
chatquack: oh noes
BingoBoingo: So... randomcloud versus Namworld is next?
randomcloud_: I'm too tired to play tonight.
randomcloud_: Can't we play tomorrow?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10736 @ 0.00091838 = 9.8597 BTC [-]
randomcloud_: And my internet crashed. :/
randomcloud_: Hold on
randomcloud: Fix'd.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10226 @ 0.00091838 = 9.3914 BTC [-]
chatquack: g'night folks
Namworld: Ok, tomorrow for the follow up of the tournament
Vexual: you should both win the right to hunt for meat, even tho there werent four
BingoBoingo: Since this is a round robin who is the 4th player. That seems unsettled.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Do you fancy entering your own tournament?
Namworld: Maybe he's a good player. Better not ask him to.
randomcloud: You ever have that extremely annoying feeling when you feel a sneeze coming on but it's not powerful enough to trigger a sneeze, just make the inside of your nose itch like hell?
BingoBoingo: ;;ident bingoboingo
gribble: Nick 'bingoboingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
BingoBoingo: If we can find a fourth player I will further sweeten the pot with an additional 0.2 BTC with 0.1 BTC going to first place and 0.05 BTC going to each second and third places on top of what MP established
Namworld: randomcloud, yes
randomcloud: I wish I could make it stop DDDD:
Namworld: Use an irritant, sneeze anyway
BingoBoingo: So... is randomcloud Namworld the next game?
Namworld: I guess
Namworld: or you and randomcloud
Namworld: Either
Namworld: or randomcloud vs 4th player
randomcloud: I'll play whoever, just not tonight, I'm getting ready for bed
BingoBoingo: I guess maybe we are waiting on nubbins'
BingoBoingo: I authed so however this thing lines up I am committing the 0.2 BTC on top of the rest of the pot.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 1065 @ 0.00324834 = 3.4595 BTC [-] {11}
BingoBoingo: assbot: Can you play amazing chess?
Namworld: ok, going to sleep
randomcloud: Does that thing have an AI or is someone just talking through its account?
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: assbot is a bot
BingoBoingo: it reports asses
BingoBoingo: *assets
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: Are you sure you don't have jsut one game in you.
BingoBoingo: I have not won a game yet tonight and the better part of a fifth of vodka is in any challenger's favor.
BingoBoingo: *not fifth, handle as per the picture I linked earlier.
taub_: the fuck, was mtgox down?
taub_: or just their websocket, huge gap down on my chart
BingoBoingo: taub_: Fuck gox, do you play chess?
taub_: no
BingoBoingo: Suck a dick then you Oklahomo
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20938 @ 0.00091712 = 19.2027 BTC [-] {2}
taub_: haha, maybe i should pick it up, i haerd it like uh is also helpful for other areas in life
taub_: but i don't like the thinking part of it =D
BingoBoingo: Nah, it is completely fucking useless.
taub_: hah okay
BingoBoingo: Like Merkel trees, No use exists what so fucking ever
taub_: thought maybe it trains you in strategic thinking or thining ahead?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16462 @ 0.00091432 = 15.0515 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: I hear playing handegg does a better job at that.
randomcloud: Nah. I'm going to bed in a half hour. Tomorrow would be better.
BingoBoingo: Won 1BTC on 0.15 BTC risked.
taub_: where u bet?
BingoBoingo: taub_:, bu I am hesistant to endorse it because they could collapse into scam at any time.
taub_: just wanting to check the site out, i don't like betting myself
BingoBoingo: I greatly prefer BitBet, but BetBet doesn't follow ever game of the season for every league.
taub_: i dont like the bitbet system
randomcloud: Oh, damn, that's fantastic BingoBoingo
taub_: odds can change pretty greatly can't they?
BingoBoingo: I used to like, but here's the narrative of how they went scam
randomcloud: If you think they'll scam out you should get your money out of there as soon as you get it
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: It happens more nights than I lose
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: Well, generally that is the plan
BingoBoingo: Even if I think they are safe for a longer period of time.
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: You register in the WOT yet?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 781 @ 0.00091406 = 0.7139 BTC [-]
randomcloud: No, I forgot how.
randomcloud: I forgot how to even start that GPG thing. :(
BingoBoingo: You set up GPG right?
randomcloud: Yeah, I did, I just forgot every aspect of actually running it.
randomcloud: I set it up like a month ago.
randomcloud: I have the command-line GPG
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: Open a window with Gribble and try ;;gpg eauth
BingoBoingo: It should offer you a block of text. Decrypt it and then ;;gpg everify
randomcloud: Hold on, I googled how to turn GPG on :/
randomcloud: I feel like such a noob, oh well
BingoBoingo: This is bitcoin. There won't be people who aren't noobs for at least another 8 years
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25555 @ 0.00091337 = 23.3412 BTC [-]
bitmyass: wtf is going on with bitcoin
bitmyass: can anyone plz help
bitmyass: plz anyone have an idea
BingoBoingo: bitmyass: What do you mean WTF
bitmyass: what is going on with bitcoin
BingoBoingo: bitmyass: It is just kind of sitting around being the ultimate store of value. What the fuck were you expecting.
bitmyass: well is it gonna go back up or what
bitmyass: keep falling ??
randomcloud: What do you mean go back up?
randomcloud: Did the price drop?
bitmyass: when will it be worth more
bitmyass: it was 980 less than 2 days ago....
randomcloud: As if that isn't enough.
bitmyass: well i bought it at 940 like an idiot
bitmyass: will it be back there anytime soon (940usd)
IveBeenBit: bitmyass, the trick is to place a giant market order to buy on the exchange. That usually drives the price up.
BingoBoingo: bitmyass: Just calm your bid and wait a decade or two. Impatient motherfucker.
bitmyass: ok i will what will it be worth in 20 years
BingoBoingo: Who the fuck knows.
BingoBoingo: Build something of value on you own, or jsut fucking accept already that the value you hold is at the mercy of other ppeople
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 162 @ 0.003074 = 0.498 BTC [+]
randomcloud: Isn't that how all money works?
mircea_popescu: lol the people and their dreams.
bitmyass: money is a fucking joke
mircea_popescu: the funniest one.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1287 @ 0.00294666 = 3.7924 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 29 @ 0.00379497 = 0.1101 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47100 @ 0.0009134 = 43.0211 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13914 @ 0.00091345 = 12.7097 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7491 @ 0.00091598 = 6.8616 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20304 @ 0.00090902 = 18.4567 BTC [-] {3}
b1z: Hello everyone
b1z: Has anybody read about this yet?
mircea_popescu: "Bitcoin Reviewer is the leading review and rating site for the Bitcoin gambling industry." herp
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14450 @ 0.00082205 = 11.8786 BTC [-]
ozbot: 1418481395.26264 | Next Diff in 934 blocks | Estimated Change: 17.1234% in 5d 8h 52m 41s
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00082205 = 10.6867 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: aligators any good?
kakobrekla: you had one?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10100 @ 0.00082413 = 8.3237 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16668 @ 0.00082413 = 13.7366 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 148 @ 0.00292209 = 0.4325 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04999998 = 0.2 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.001 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00300977 = 0.1806 BTC [-] {3}
kakobrekla: mission success
Duffer1: oh lawd this is going to end well
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4490 @ 0.00082413 = 3.7003 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla yes, they're eaten in the southern us
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32250 @ 0.00082403 = 26.575 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: i didnt know the thing was edible
mircea_popescu: mostly the legs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12054 @ 0.00082468 = 9.9407 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2396 @ 0.00082506 = 1.9768 BTC [+]
deadweasel: Butthurt CoinYe West.. for thee we mine.
thestrin1puller: !ticker m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00082205 / 0.00090416 / 0.00092833 (715947 shares, 647.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00082205 / 0.00090683 / 0.00092833 (7486021 shares, 6,788.61 BTC), 30D: 0.00062972 / 0.00088703 / 0.00092833 (24926565 shares, 22,110.63 BTC)
thestrin1puller: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 935.015, Best ask: 940.0, Bid-ask spread: 4.98500, Last trade: 935.01, 24 hour volume: 22259.06177619, 24 hour low: 859.0, 24 hour high: 998.9, 24 hour vwap: 925.62216
KRS1: mostly the tail is eaten..its very good, kind of like chicken but better.
KRS1: i live in the southeastern part of the united states and actually know good ole' boys who hunt and eat alligator. many of them have alligator skin wearables like boots. their skin is very durable.
KRS1: we mostly like to sit around, drink beer and talk about our 4x4 trucks.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27550 @ 0.00082506 = 22.7304 BTC [+]
KRS1: man..ppl are getting ready to say f'ck the dollar huh
KRS1: moving localized currencies like this should turn the u.s. into a tribual type society if my education serves me correctly.
KRS1: heya LorenzoMoney1 did you get my im
KRS1: about Miami
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15606 @ 0.00082508 = 12.8762 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 200 @ 0.003 = 0.6 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 58 @ 0.003 = 0.174 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 88 @ 0.003 = 0.264 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45000003 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 200 @ 0.003 = 0.6 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 25 @ 0.49230356 = 12.3076 BTC [+] {12}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 107 @ 0.00463747 = 0.4962 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 400 @ 0.001 = 0.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16050 @ 0.00082426 = 13.2294 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1100 @ 0.00082385 = 0.9062 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 960 @ 0.00292763 = 2.8105 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46002001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46000021 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22300 @ 0.000823 = 18.3529 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32206 @ 0.00082564 = 26.5906 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3576 @ 0.0008317 = 2.9742 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 32 @ 0.04999998 = 1.6 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29500 @ 0.00083175 = 24.5366 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 60 @ 0.00326998 = 0.1962 BTC [-]
ozbot: The Biggest Bet Ever: Soros, Paulson and Cooperman Take On Adelson Over The Future Of Gambling In Am
mircea_popescu: sheldon is "willing to spend whatever it takes to stop online gambling"
mircea_popescu: unfortunately... he has no bitcoin, and I will piss in his polished skull.
the20year: why?
the20year: header answeredm y question
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 12 @ 0.02520003 = 0.3024 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21500 @ 0.00082398 = 17.7156 BTC [-] {2}
deadweasel: lulzy, "I'm going to throw money at a problem until it disappears". Good luck buddy, enjoy the yellow tint from your skull windows.
deadweasel: thanks for the piss, mp
ozbot: Alibaba bans Bitcoin - Business Insider
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.46312226 BTC [+]
TomServo: Heh, did you see evoorhees commented on the Forbes article? Suggestion: let’s stop trying to legislate peoples’ personal choices.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 127 @ 0.001 = 0.127 BTC [+]
TomServo: Speaking of, was the SD buyer ever revealed?
mircea_popescu: not really.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00297879 = 0.1489 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.001 = 0.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02520999 = 0.126 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 15997 @ 0.0000925 = 1.4797 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31294 @ 0.000823 = 25.755 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 606 @ 0.00082226 = 0.4983 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1254 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00440974 = 0.1764 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: send agent on bizzare mission, send local police after him, save on retirement benefits
asciilifeform: by some accounts, soviet GRU did this routinely - or rather, training missions with local police as adversary
asciilifeform: with the difference that they'd spring the practice-saboteur from the clink in the end
mircea_popescu: course... bogus slavski...
asciilifeform: polish, ~ 'glory to god'
asciilifeform: but surely, the bogometer arrow is moving.
asciilifeform: some people own digital bogometers, not me.
asciilifeform: i prefer the old style.
asciilifeform: in other news, mr. goat says, 'cold boot attack' now commercial widget:
Namworld: Ready for some chess
the20year: unpossible
asciilifeform: the20year: try it yourself. 'canned dust blower' is the 'freon' in question. a few $ per bottle.
the20year: i was just talking about the fact i was assured by many 'security experts' that truecrypt was unbreakable
asciilifeform: no deep science here, if the key lives in consumer DRAM, you can pull it out, using this or several other methods.
asciilifeform: if the machine is running, the key is in there somewhere.
asciilifeform: 'cold boot' method is at least a decade old.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 199 @ 0.00288211 = 0.5735 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19776 @ 0.00083196 = 16.4528 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 180 @ 0.00287533 = 0.5176 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 621 @ 0.00287102 = 1.7829 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2563 @ 0.00083333 = 2.1358 BTC [+]
truffles: BingoBoingo hangover ?
BingoBoingo: truffles: A bit of one
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 94 @ 0.00296999 = 0.2792 BTC [+] {3}
truffles: noob
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00297549 = 0.2975 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5650 @ 0.00083028 = 4.6911 BTC [-]
Namworld: randomcloud not around? Have we found a 4th tournament participant?
the20year: Anyone know offhand the cost to list on havelock?
Namworld: 1 BTC and a lot of trouble
the20year: trouble?
ll_: its 1 btc/mo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 41 @ 0.003798 = 0.1557 BTC [+] {2}
ll_: +5% of raised capital
Duffer1: o.0
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 80 @ 0.0038 = 0.304 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: 5% of raised capital, not bad
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13786 @ 0.00082809 = 11.416 BTC [-] {2}
the20year: ouch
the20year: they have buy/sell fees?
ll_: 0.4% on the sell
the20year: cray cray
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02521 = 0.2521 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 44 @ 0.45340555 = 19.9498 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.45000001 = 5.85 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.41 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27645 @ 0.00082733 = 22.8715 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02521001 = 0.1008 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.00459991 = 0.2438 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Namworld: At the rate competition is moving we might as well wait and anticipate nubbins' as competitor #4
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.10304285 = 0.7213 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00440035 = 0.264 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.004495 = 0.1798 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 26 @ 0.00449443 = 0.1169 BTC [-] {4}
diametric: ;;ident diametric
gribble: Nick 'diametric', with hostmask 'diametric!~diametric@2604:3400:dc1:43:216:3eff:fe27:bf9d', is identified as user 'diametric', with GPG key id BDD47433133081CF, key fingerprint 0789CB4F508B384EB74CEFBFBDD47433133081CF, and bitcoin address None
diametric: huzzah.
ThickAsThieves: now you are more trusted than Kanye West
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13400 @ 0.00083028 = 11.1258 BTC [+]
mike_c: i heard a report that kanye is suing the "makers of bitcoin". i don't know why it still astounds me how stupid journalists are.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5650 @ 0.0008303 = 4.6912 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: mike_c was here earlier too
mike_c: yeah, but that one at least had it right that he was going after coinye, not the "makers of bitcoin".
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13700 @ 0.00083036 = 11.3759 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: "Well strap on a bomb vest and call me a terrorist, this place has it all! "
jurov: public lawsuit is exactly what coinye needs
diametric: I pretty much ignored coinye but now with the threat of a lawsuit I almost feel like its going to gain some value
diametric: at least short term while people think its something special
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43220 @ 0.00083089 = 35.9111 BTC [+] {2}
mike_c: no such thing as bad publicity. ask bitbet :)
diametric: then dump it before they realize its yet another pointless altcoin
ThickAsThieves: but if we all go for the blonde, none of us will get her
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.00297548 = 0.2886 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 104 @ 0.00297878 = 0.3098 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00458995 = 0.2524 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35800 @ 0.00083413 = 29.8619 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: world is still waiting for the first altcoin with a point.
Duffer1: trolling kanye is good enough for me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 729 @ 0.00298999 = 2.1797 BTC [+]
KRS1: the whole point of altcoins is to pump then dump.
asciilifeform: and i suppose the whole point of hypodermics is to shoot smack.
KRS1: what could be better
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00459509 = 0.4595 BTC [+] {3}
KRS1: whats wrong with smack? hypodermics still serve their purpose =D
KRS1: point is..whats better than making money as getting high to a heroin user
asciilifeform: just, picture an altcoin with an actual useful feature.
KRS1: making money is useful to me =D I'm from the 80's..greed is...GOOD.
asciilifeform: it would quite possibly make money.
KRS1: I had fun with a few altcoins, even doge.
asciilifeform: well, in the sense of enriching the author.
KRS1: not only the author
ThickAsThieves: but what could an altcoin do to be useful?
ThickAsThieves: self-destruct?
asciilifeform: use your imagination.
KRS1: did you see curecoin? hopefully that will flesh out
ThickAsThieves: SETIcoin
KRS1: yup
Duffer1: alt coins are great
KRS1: i really would like to see curecoin be a success..the author would certainly deserve a nobel prize
asciilifeform: SlaveCoin.
Duffer1: it's like watching evolution at 1000x speed
KRS1: mastercoin is greed
Duffer1: gridcoin/seticoin/curecoin trying to integrate BOINC
Duffer1: XPM going with the first non hashcash based PoW
asciilifeform: looked at curecoin. doesn't seem like its work function is directly related to protein folding at all.
Duffer1: who cares if they fail, eventually one won't
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0046554 = 0.4655 BTC [+]
diametric: The presence of a viable alternative is reason enough
asciilifeform: just another pre-mining scam, with an especially egregious bait
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00465744 = 0.6986 BTC [+] {3}
asciilifeform: smells like a typical american 'charity', packaged as a scamcoin.
Duffer1: could very well be
asciilifeform: not 'could,' - is.
Duffer1: if they keep going with that point system then ya it has no future
asciilifeform: the author did not succeed in (and probably did not even try) creating a workfunction that carries out 'useful work' of any kind.
asciilifeform: it's just another scamcoin bundled with a 'promise' to give the proceeds to somebody appetizing.
mircea_popescu: in general these things start out as the best they'll ever be
mircea_popescu: rare is the case htey start shitty and improve
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 76 @ 0.00465999 = 0.3542 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: as someone who was actually paid to (attempt) protein folding, it is especially funny to me.
Duffer1: you mean attempt integrating folding as a pow for a coin?
asciilifeform: no, plain old protein modeling
Duffer1: ohh
Namworld: When I protein fold, I do it for free
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00465874 = 0.4659 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: thinking that 'curecoin' will turn into a useful and honest operation is like imagining that a meth lab in rural montana will turn into Alex Shulgin's house of fun.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 86 @ 0.00465906 = 0.4007 BTC [+] {2}
Namworld: I used to have that on autorun on my last computer I think...
TomServo: asciilifeform: I like that analogy.
asciilifeform: x-ray crystallography is cheaper and more accurate, but can't be parcelled out to a thousand lamers.
asciilifeform: and 'isn't sexy'
asciilifeform: (although every crystallographer worthy of note seems to be a beautiful woman...)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02521 = 0.1261 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: not a job requirement, as such
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 55 @ 0.00332454 = 0.1828 BTC [-] {5}
Duffer1: hot
mircea_popescu: ya srsly... i never heard of beautiful woman xray-er
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00083017 = 10.5847 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: rosie f.?
mircea_popescu: "Already contacted google, which ultimately owns ebay and paypal if you dig super deep enough through the corporate vale."
mircea_popescu: dat forum.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform f=franklin ? she always looked like a tranny to me.
asciilifeform: idk, my schoolbook had a fairly nice b&w shot
mod6: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 917.32003, Best ask: 922.0, Bid-ask spread: 4.67997, Last trade: 917.32003, 24 hour volume: 20119.86342666, 24 hour low: 859.0, 24 hour high: 966.9963, 24 hour vwap: 914.58753
mod6: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 279365 | Current Difficulty: 1.4184813952626355E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 280223 | Next Difficulty In: 858 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, and 40 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
mircea_popescu: lol gribs gave up on diff estimating
mircea_popescu: tough racket.
ozbot: 1418481395.26264 | Next Diff in 858 blocks | Estimated Change: 18.0522% in 4d 20h 47m 24s
ozbot: JPMorgan Pays for Shorting Madoff Without Telling Anyone - Bloomberg
ozbot: JPMorgan Pays for Shorting Madoff Without Telling Anyone - Bloomberg
FabianB: <-- anyone knows where these BTCC Vouchers are traded?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.00298999 = 0.1226 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 9.58232628 BTC to 14`324 shares, 66897 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 2.07686436 BTC to 326`551 shares, 636 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16100 @ 0.00083017 = 13.3657 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19228 @ 0.00082891 = 15.9383 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21173 @ 0.00082876 = 17.5473 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: benkay i don't get this. why would they tell ?
benkay: you seem to think i think they should have told
benkay: i'm no radical transparency advocate
benkay: markets are predicated on information asymmetry - didn't you teach me that?
benkay: i'm just sharing the link 'cause hijinks
mircea_popescu: i meant the article not you
mircea_popescu: course the title and the content are well divergent, as is fashionable in "media"
the20year: nice
mircea_popescu: actully that bloomberg guy is uniquely non-retarded for his field. just a shitty title, otherwise the comments he makes are like B+
benkay: i understand he actually has done some banking
mircea_popescu: he should be on irc, rather than that forbes noob
benkay: can't even find that article anymore...
benkay: got it.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20427 @ 0.0008267 = 16.887 BTC [-]
nubbins`: for shame, madagascar doesn't allow single-char domains
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 136 @ 0.00300228 = 0.4083 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45000001 BTC [-]
benkay: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 921.004, Best ask: 930.56464, Bid-ask spread: 9.56064, Last trade: 931.22499, 24 hour volume: 16799.79517887, 24 hour low: 859.0, 24 hour high: 966.9963, 24 hour vwap: 915.08632
benkay: ;;calc 915*22140
gribble: 20258100
BingoBoingo: ;;asks 10000
gribble: There are currently 20134.319 bitcoins offered at or under 10000.0 USD, worth 27583967.8233 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.1256 seconds
BingoBoingo: ;;asks 1000
gribble: There are currently 3010.8859 bitcoins offered at or under 1000.0 USD, worth 2931722.24055 USD in total. | Data vintage: 21.9860 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 221 @ 0.001 = 0.221 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24150 @ 0.00083554 = 20.1783 BTC [+]
KRS1: ;;lasers
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
nubbins`: WHAT DID I DO ;(
KRS1: You drink milk from bags.
nubbins`: nope.
nubbins`: not even available for sale here
KRS1: Beer from faucets?
nubbins`: that's just a wet dream
KRS1: ;;8ball can we repair nubbins?
gribble: NO!
mike_c: pure comedy:
ozbot: At least 50 scalded by boiling-to-frozen water trick -
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 105 @ 0.04999998 = 5.25 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13778 @ 0.00083629 = 11.5224 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 27 @ 0.44835283 = 12.1055 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: lelelel
nubbins`: people throwing liters of boiling water into the wind
nubbins`: stupidity truly knows no bounds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.43722222 = 7.87 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.00083629 = 10.2027 BTC [+]
KRS1: Ohhh snap! Those are the same people who piss into the wind. I've heard of them.
KRS1: More Darwin customers.
jurov: homo sapiens non urinat in ventum
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04999998 = 0.25 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1245 BTC [+]
KRS1: Jurov: I could not find a way to correlate jd data with gcp data.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.12459998 = 0.2492 BTC [+]
KRS1: was hoping for data that could be comparatively analyzed, statistically.
KRS1: i would then be able to see correlations using time as a function
KRS1: but couldnt figure out a way to model the data
jurov: that's why i suggested to try bitcoin exchange rate instead
jurov: if gcp indeed measures drama
jurov: that is :)
jurov: but then, bitcoin drama is maybe too small influence
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 222 @ 0.00312604 = 0.694 BTC [-] {7}
KRS1: hmm
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04948333 = 0.2969 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: indirectly, gcp trends would indicate good times to place bets on jd perhaps
KRS1: idk the gcp data is odd in comparison im no mathematician
jurov: i stil don't get your working hypothesis
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00459998 = 0.1518 BTC [+]
jurov: if gcp data has meaningful correlation with global consciousness
KRS1: to queue up some data so jd customers can place bets favorable to win
jurov: then how does that relate to justdice?
KRS1: exactly the problem
jurov: you'd prolly need to place the eggs near major justdice players :D
KRS1: it would seem so
KRS1: no solution; my problem was flawed at inception
jurov: maybe if we sent them backdoored cardano :DDD
KRS1: hah
nubbins`: "urinat in ventum"
nubbins`: now there's a motto
KRS1: pro bono
ozbot: Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum « File Magazine
nubbins`: hahaha
nubbins`: amazing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.0029102 = 0.1193 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00459998 = 0.2116 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 324 @ 0.00459999 = 1.4904 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16893 @ 0.00083503 = 14.1062 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19617 @ 0.00083221 = 16.3255 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3072 @ 0.001 = 3.072 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.00459999 = 0.1058 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2883 @ 0.000094 = 0.271 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6068 @ 0.00009592 = 0.582 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8209 @ 0.0008303 = 6.8159 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40422 @ 0.00083527 = 33.7633 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00082205 / 0.00086299 / 0.00092833 (1150566 shares, 992.94 BTC), 7D: 0.00082205 / 0.00090036 / 0.00092833 (7719450 shares, 6,950.33 BTC), 30D: 0.00062972 / 0.00088601 / 0.00092833 (25031810 shares, 22,178.65 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.44999999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.44999999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00083712 = 3.8508 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.459 = 1.377 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26155 @ 0.00083804 = 21.9189 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8257 @ 0.00083819 = 6.9209 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 17 @ 0.12454704 = 2.1173 BTC [-] {2}
bloctoc: ;;eauth bloctoc
gribble: Request successful for user bloctoc, hostmask bloctoc! Get your encrypted OTP from
bloctoc: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:6342e952a759968f287444c3b7b1bacd364c21a3edafff7d0ebdb09b
gribble: You are now authenticated for user bloctoc with key ABFF7572BA373348
bloctoc: how does one call gribble if he's not already spammed you?
dignork: bloctoc "/query gribble"
bloctoc: thanks!
ArsKisS: where did all these walls come to cryptostocks :O
VanCleef: which companies?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.000838 = 5.3632 BTC [-]
ArsKisS: VanCleef, sbfs for example
ArsKisS: i can't say they are BIG, but they are definately bigger than what we are used to novadays
VanCleef: :) thanks
ArsKisS: gl hf :P
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00083543 = 10.5264 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.000838 = 11.732 BTC [+]
ozbot: Loper OS » Cardano Prototype Tidbits: TRNG Boards.
asciilifeform: (bottom comment)
truffles: just saw the game BingoBoingo did u get hammered towards the end geeeeez
nubbins`: alf, nice pics
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 34 @ 0.02520998 = 0.8571 BTC [+]
Vexual: asciilifeform, do not use if sheild is missing, what is this?
asciilifeform: as you can probably tell, shield is missing.
Vexual: rf shielding?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04999999 = 0.3 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: unlike similar shields found in many gizmos (cell phone, wireless card, etc) this one can be removed safely and many times (within reasonable limit)
asciilifeform: the five boards pictured here will be reflowed a second time, with the shield anchors on.
Vexual: thats some sexy kit
asciilifeform: actually the costliest component on that board, not counting the board itself (as published in mircea's statement)
Vexual: can you tell us how many of the first run are sld?
Vexual: *sold
asciilifeform: Vexual: we aren't taking orders quite yet
asciilifeform: so, officially, none
Vexual: oh, i thought thats how peeps got tshirts
asciilifeform: i gave away a few shirts to various people, and so did mircea
asciilifeform: not sure how he picked who to give them to
asciilifeform: ask him
nubbins`: afaik they were given to various business associates
nubbins`: at least that's what i gather from where they ended up :D
asciilifeform: my expectation is that some of the first batch of cardanos will be distributed as 'review' units
nubbins`: the folks at Make would probably love one
Vexual: any kickbacks planned for creators of bubblegum luser-interfaces?
asciilifeform: Vexual: what do you mean?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00083468 = 10.2666 BTC [-]
Vexual: not sure really, im just imagining they might be useful for more than intended
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4599 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: share your thought?
Vexual: let me ponder it, ill get back to you
nubbins`: vexual, i think generally those who can't figure out the device as it exists probably don't have a pressing need for one, either :)
asciilifeform: i'm hard-pressed to imagine how one could fail to figure out the use of the device
asciilifeform: considering that it appears, for all intents and purposes, as a usb flash disk.
asciilifeform: where, if certain things are written to it, and the trigger is pulled, others will appear as well.
nubbins`: i can think of several people i know for whom that's incomprehensible
diametric: i have determined i have no clue how to write a contract.
nubbins`: i know a while back, 3 units for 1 btc was floated... is there a usd price point in mind?
diametric: i should probably fix that.
nubbins`: diametric: what sort of contract?
asciilifeform: nubbins`: plan is that we sell for btc only.
diametric: small manufacturing one
asciilifeform: for details regarding how, ask mircea, i believe he has a simple mechanism in mind.
asciilifeform: (for anyone who doesn't know, mircea is the organizational/financial sourcerer in this project, i only designed the damn thing)
nubbins`: yeah, i figured sales would be btc only
Vexual: so no plan for my third cousin to sccess her iphoto library with a cardano yet then?
asciilifeform: Vexual: nothing prevents you from using cardano as a flash drive
nubbins`: i'm just trying to get a feel for how much they cost. i don't think 0.333 btc is still the intended sale price at the current exchange rate :D
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asciilifeform: the unit cost of the first batch is perceptibly greater than it ought to be, because of economics of scale.
asciilifeform: anyone who has bought electronic parts (or manufactured anything) knows this.
nubbins`: i'll print a single t-shirt of any design for $70 :)
Vexual: plus you had to shut down your meth lab for reflow, gotta price that in
truffles: haha
asciilifeform: hah. though i'm probably on all of the relevant lists, if only because virtually every one of the tools is traditionally bought by weed growers
Vexual: :)
asciilifeform: almost anything that goes with a laser cutter (ventilation hardware, compressors, pumps)
nubbins`: i'm on several lists as well, although for different reasons :D
asciilifeform: if you read the 'amazon' reviews for these items, they're almost all from 'grow-op' folks.
nubbins`: any details on case design?
asciilifeform: clear acrylic.
nubbins`: oooo
diametric: speaking of, i need images i can do test rasters now
nubbins`: nice choice
Vexual: doing that in-house too?
asciilifeform: diametric is our acrylic man
Vexual: no 3d print?
nubbins`: diametric: regarding contracts, find one you like the format of and use that as a guide
nubbins`: Vexual: afaik you can't 3d print clear things
nubbins`: yet, anyway
diametric: you can print mostly clear.
asciilifeform: nubbins`: afaik you can '3d print' acrylic, but it looks like the windows found in public toilets.
diametric: theres are a few optically correct filaments
nubbins`: costly per-unit too, i'd imagine
asciilifeform: rather than clear in the usual sense
nubbins`: yeah, frosted
Vexual: can you print a form for blow moulding?
asciilifeform: there is a reason molding (esp. of clear material) is done under vacuum.
diametric: the acrylic cases will be much nicer.
asciilifeform: bubbles.
truffles: nubins did u play chess already?
truffles: i should prob play before i get the later half of a buzz marathon
nubbins`: not today, nope
truffles: wanna play?
truffles: if yes not on irc
nubbins`: ah, im actually gonna be turning in soon. i have a rare early rise tomorrow :)
truffles: i shall proceed then
nubbins`: another time, perhaps!
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truffles: sure
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KingAlex: !wallet 197BAHQNBbrXKM8SAPaGGbr7enoyxMwzyQ
truffles: houston we have a fail
ozbot: Mori/Ellison gyroscope unlocking
asciilifeform: gps spoofers on the market in 3... 2... 1...
asciilifeform: plus now we know that you can ddos a machine shop from 10km away.
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Vexual: if usmil saw fit they can spoof from the sats over a small area, alowing a moved usesful factory to continue
asciilifeform: looks like even crapware artists publish teasers now.
asciilifeform: Vexual: if an undergrad student sees fit.
Vexual: :) has it been done?
asciilifeform: iran and the stolen airplane.
asciilifeform: gps includes no authentication
Vexual: but the sats crank out some power
asciilifeform: (at least, the public signal doesn't)
asciilifeform: less than thermal background, when seen at the receiver.
Vexual: if they own the machine, surely they can create a different gps out
asciilifeform: linked piece describes how the high-end mills are made deliberately difficult to modify (a la 'drm')
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asciilifeform: and how this was imposed from above by bureaucrats.
Vexual: i can make my boat look like its anywhere on ais
Vexual: but saying you're in the south china sea when thats out of vhf range is pointless, same is probably true with signal spoofing gps
Vexual: whya are these cncs so sesitive?
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toffoo: missile parts
Vexual: ahh kinect-pro
Vexual: sounds a lot like a cd player with better lenses
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Vexual: the lenses neing software rather than optics
nubbins`: just read that link
nubbins`: re: ddosing machine shops
nubbins`: mildly amusing that you can disable hardware without even remote access to it :D
Vexual: a gps sat needs an atomic clock to provide the accuracy for the reciever to exprapolate an accurate aproximation, a cd player just needs to know the wavelength
nubbins`: gps taught me that time dilation has practical applications
nubbins`: real eye opener
asciilifeform: nubbins`: it had practical applications long before gps.
Vexual: all about the delta
nubbins`: asciilifeform: no doubt, but that was my introduction
asciilifeform: the first crt tv sets that weren't 'pieces of furniture' were japanese. why?
asciilifeform: because they taught SR to engineers
Vexual: sr?
asciilifeform: you need relativistic electrons to get the wide deflection angle
nubbins`: special
asciilifeform: to make shorter (lighter) tubes.
nubbins`: relativity
Vexual: ah
asciilifeform: given as deflection, in a particular magnetic field, is proportional to velocity.
asciilifeform: (of known charge, that is, 1 electron)
asciilifeform: mass of the tv tube goes up roughly with the cube of length
asciilifeform: so this is how the u.s. tv industry died.
asciilifeform: of pig-headed idiocy.
Vexual: doeth anyone use crt anymore?
asciilifeform: quite a few people.
Vexual: what for?
Vexual: tv?
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nubbins`: pretty sure there's a joke about Zenith in there somewhere
asciilifeform: many people have 'pro'-grade crts that they see no reason to part with.
nubbins`: i'll leave the details to someone else
asciilifeform: esp. in exchange for the turd that passes for the typical lcd.
Vexual: your oscilloscope?
asciilifeform: that, for instance.
nubbins`: f it ain't broke...
asciilifeform: it's more like, an analog scope with a display with response time measured in ms is a sad joke.
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Vexual: electron business
nubbins`: my relatives have a frigidaire refrigerator that's 70 years old. still works.
nubbins`: granted, it doesn't dispense ice cubes
Vexual: those fuckers always slapsh gin on the floor
nubbins`: relatives?
nubbins`: i know :(
asciilifeform: the soviet 'ZIL' fridge that my folks & i left behind in '92 is almost certainly still running, somewhere.
asciilifeform: my apt. has a 1970s (possibly earlier) american fridge
nubbins`: yeah
Vexual: ice cube dispensers too nubs :)
nubbins`: my folks have a 40+ year old washing machine
nubbins`: Vexual: ah ;)
nubbins`: it's at the point now where one is pleased to see a well-built, serviceable piece of equipment
asciilifeform: rare bird, this.
asciilifeform: good example from (relatively) recent times
nubbins`: i felt like a million bucks after doing some light mods to my press
Vexual: the beauty is you can see other humans that select for this
nubbins`: for the first time
asciilifeform: toshiba 'libretto' laptop, circa 1997
nubbins`: the libretto!
asciilifeform: same size & shape as modern 'netbooks'
asciilifeform: but what a difference in quality
asciilifeform: you can feel it blindfolded.
nubbins`: what were those ones with the funny processors?
nubbins`: started with a T
asciilifeform: transmeta?
asciilifeform: that was later.
nubbins`: yeah
nubbins`: nod. early 2000's
nubbins`: i think
asciilifeform: the 'real' librettos had 'pentium I'
Vexual: i love my eeepc
asciilifeform: same size/shape/weight as half a brick.
nubbins`: fujitsu, i think, is what i'm thinking of
nubbins`: had a line of netbook-size machines with transmeta cpus
asciilifeform: bought 'eeepc' to replace dead 'libretto', regretted.
asciilifeform: damn thing is a piece of garbage
Vexual: yeah
nubbins`: bought olpc, mild regrets :)
Vexual: but 500$ nix outta box, sold
Vexual: still got it nubs?
asciilifeform: ordered one back in the day, never came. a year later they gave the money back.
nubbins`: still have the machine, yep. still works.
nubbins`: impossibly small keyboard
Vexual: id love to get my hands on one of those
nubbins`: i lost my developer key, unfortunately
asciilifeform: 'libretto' keyboard was even smaller than the 'eeepc' one, but i could type on it blind
asciilifeform: it felt great
nubbins`: stuck with "sugar" until/unless i can sort that out
asciilifeform: no modern laptop for any amount of money seems to have anything like it
nubbins`: honestly truly enjoy the macbook keyboard
asciilifeform: calculator!
asciilifeform: from dollar store.
Vexual: 5 year old macbook is a nice machine
nubbins`: mine's late 2008
Vexual: 7?
Vexual: yah
Vexual: the white ones
asciilifeform: i thought every last '07-08 macbook has died by now.
nubbins`: aluminum
asciilifeform: of the nvidia bga defect plague.
nubbins`: asciilifeform: this one still runs like a champ
nubbins`: paltry 2gb ram, but y'know
nubbins`: i don't use it for much
asciilifeform: got 4 separate dead ones here. same verdict for each.
Vexual: i mean the b4 intel one
nubbins`: my wife's fell to it some years back
asciilifeform: plus a dead 'thinkpad', with same.
asciilifeform: all 'conveniently' croked a month or two after warranty.
nubbins`: i've been relatively lucky
nubbins`: although the laptop before this one drank a full beer
Vexual: parts exist
nubbins`: did not end well
asciilifeform: Vexual: one of the corpses died on 2nd motherboard
Vexual: thats where my keyboards go
asciilifeform: nominally 'remanufactured with new nvidia'
asciilifeform: my suspicion is, deliberate very small mis-spacing in the ball pads on the board.
Vexual: those librettos look much the same as the predecessors with 0 colour, yes thats definately dot matrix screens
asciilifeform: that thing was the size of a vhs tape. perfect size.
asciilifeform: cost... $6k?
asciilifeform: if a decent laptop could be had for 6k now, i'd gladly pony up.
Vexual: libretto? 6k?
truffles: decent??
asciilifeform: somewhere between 5 and 6.
Vexual: u want a big battery and a duty case?
asciilifeform: decent ~= not only functions, but doesn't feel like shit
asciilifeform: it's an instrument to be used with your hands
Vexual: no such could make one with 8 bootable ssd slots
asciilifeform: some things cannot be made because of economy of scale.
nubbins`: lifecycles is part of the problem too
Vexual: everything at a price
asciilifeform: even the folks who make the iphone shell made of gold and diamonds, have to sell more than one
asciilifeform: there is a market for those.
asciilifeform: but for a laptop with, say, stainless steel chassis and keyboard, i'm not so sure.
nubbins`: after a point you're looking at bespoke parts
Vexual: ss no good
nubbins`: iirc, ford made a car with a stainless steel chassis in the 20s
Vexual: detrimental to inner components, being higher up the electrolytic scale than almost everything
asciilifeform: i know of no way to obtain such a thing without paying a price for which one could buy a (mass-produced) airplane.
asciilifeform: twin engines, no less.
nubbins`: yeah!
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nubbins`: when i read about it as a kid, the book claimed that the chassis had so far outlasted something like 4 engines
Vexual: id like a ford with four of those 1l ecoboots engines and electrinic throttle running each wheel
asciilifeform: it is interesting to think about gadgets that are perfectly buildable, but even the richest cannot get.
asciilifeform: 'warren buffett drinks the same coke as the street bum.'
Vexual: and were all living on this rock at the same time
nubbins`: well, for now
Vexual: heres a thought, can current pop ever exceed ancestors?
asciilifeform: what's interesting is that there are some limits re: what craftsmen are willing to build.
asciilifeform: anyone recall that british fellow who sells belts out of cadaver skin?
asciilifeform: 'for those lucky few who have everything they ever wanted'
Vexual: wasnt aware of man belts
asciilifeform: you can get your books bound in human skin. but you can't buy a decent laptop.
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nubbins`: yeah, i remember this
nubbins`: haha
nubbins`: "for the gentleman who has everything"
nubbins`: amputees should jump on this
Vexual: gentlemen dont wear human leather
asciilifeform: conspicuously missing from the catalogue - lamp shades...
nubbins`: i'd buy a belt made from the skin of someone with a ton of moles
Vexual: its so thin, you'd need bovine backing
diametric: nubbins`: hair intact?
Vexual: and to maintain the evil mage business, it would need to be obtained from some holy hindu place
nubbins`: no hair
nubbins`: just moles
Vexual: aren't there a few churches that claim to have our lord foreskin?
nubbins`: heavy with them
diametric: Vexual: you just gave me the greatest idea.
Vexual: oi fuck
diametric: the bible is full of references to foreskin as a currency
Vexual: not another coin
diametric: hahah
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
Vexual: call it another name
nubbins`: foreskoin
Vexual: lol
Vexual: not coin, it's the kin that went before
Vexual: cremated to a blockchain
asciilifeform: i think mp once mused about body parts as currency
asciilifeform: they meet many of the essential conditions.
nubbins`: i knew a guy who claimed to have been in the wet parts business for a while
diametric: specifically, David of David and Goliath bought his wife with 200 Philistine foreskins
Vexual: id like to see a supply chain block chain, so i can get 2 % on tshirts that nubbins sells on my design etc
nubbins`: i'll give ya more than 2% if you get the sales
Vexual: brother im all about the supply chain
Vexual: how much downtime you wanna fill?
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nubbins`: ah, y'know
nubbins`: a bit here and there
Vexual: i feel ya
Vexual: we'll go with the old shitload of residual incme and do what you like model
nubbins`: works so far
ozbot: Aphrodite - Style from the Dark Side - YouTube
Vexual: now you have an artis come with a market and you do the printing?
nubbins`: yeah, we've been getting more into that lately
Vexual: what else do you do?
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Vexual: apart from running your machines into the night with an artisan hand when need be
Vexual: like, you sorta get a corel file, work your magic, and then get bitcoin or canadian paper?
nubbins`: we do a combination of client work and dicking around on our own
Vexual: does dicking around sell?
nubbins`: yeah, fairly well
truffles: is there a package of dicking or package of dicks?
nubbins`: acid zines, weird prints, etc
Vexual: yeah we only ever see client work
Vexual: ahh
nubbins`: other pet projects
nubbins`: 1 sec
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
nubbins`: occasionaly we even print on old things :D
Vexual: don't put that in your acid zine
nubbins`: there are a lot of dicks in the acid zines, usually
nubbins`: sort of ends up that way
truffles: a bag of dicks?
nubbins`: not quite that many yet
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
nubbins`: managed to sneak a dick into the local paper, even
Vexual: i steal em and put em back
truffles: a gang of dicks?
nubbins`: was particularly proud of that one
truffles: team of dicks
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truffles: dick ears?
nubbins`: mildly surprised they (a) chose it and (b) gave it a full page spread on the first page of section B
nubbins`: truffles: dick noses
truffles: looks like a finger
truffles: gotta stare at it to tell its a sack
truffles: only pervs do that
Vexual: it looks like a fucked up mickey mouse in basketball shoes
nubbins`: dicky mouse
Vexual: ill draw you a lemonade stand in shaky biro, with a complete lsd lab drawn in chem notation
Vexual: $120 bucks each in bondi
ozbot: Have You Ever Been (to Electric Ladyland)-Jimi Hendrix (with lyrics) - YouTube
truffles: he's not that great at singing..
truffles: this one isnt that bad
Vexual: i will need to say @when life gives you lemons@ for the full hipster irony, otherwise $20
Vexual: this might be a uk keyboard
truffles: what is hipster?
Vexual: theyre those people that pay $120 for a tshirt
truffles: so opposite of hippie
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Vexual: major in language studies at mit
truffles: id be bored in a year
Vexual: you might be a hipster
truffles: nah just a thrill seeker
Vexual: do you eat pistachios on a handmade picnic rug?
truffles: no i just have a paper towel out
Vexual: hippie
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