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truffles: not bad
Vexual: y want hay goat?
truffles: goat doesnt seem to chat here anymoar
jborkl: Too busy buying Lamborghini s
ozbot: Musical Youth Pass the Dutchie - YouTube
truffles: dunno how i feel about this one
truffles: its not bad not stellar
ozbot: Baby Sea Lion Wants To Be My Friend - YouTube
Vexual: yall didnt even know you were lookinmg forward to something
ozbot: Handel - Sarabande - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.046689 = 0.8404 BTC [+]
fiat500: Vexual: how many are you?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.04669 = 0.6537 BTC [+]
Vexual: uno
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.266 BTC [+]
truffles: asciilifeform those methods u desribe are what i thought bitcoin would be, not more of the same..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.271 = 0.542 BTC [+]
Vexual: lamborghini is better than ferrari beacuase they havew blind tractor mechanics as old as the hills working by ear
nubbins`: i hear men with suits flay the calves each day for the seat leather
nubbins`: and they're paid so well that they just throw out their bloody suit at the end of their shift
Vexual: cant have thw boys do it
nubbins`: and wear a new one the next day
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 5 @ 0.042 = 0.21 BTC [+]
Vexual: those guys can see the seat as they skin a thick swathe
nubbins`: contours and scallops
nubbins`: the bodies gently tapped into shape with peening hammers
Vexual: thats why i dont own a lamborghini
truffles: not cuz its too expensive?
Vexual: good point truffles
nubbins`: it can be more than one thing
Vexual: it is
Vexual: theres a third
Vexual: trees
Vexual: people and shit
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8368 @ 0.00090475 = 7.5709 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: give me a motorcycle any day
Vexual: not if drunk
Vexual: but if you want to go fast a motorcycle is the only way
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16592 @ 0.00090627 = 15.0368 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: well if you like a fine audial note, look to akwasaki
Vexual: no artisan mechanic required
benkay: sounds like an emotional decision.
Vexual: if you want to hide in the fog of war so noone hears you coming, buy a honda
Vexual: hers the agm: looks cool check abs check hows it sound? ah soh?
truffles: more classical music
Vexual: honda minimises red and brown
Vexual: kawasaki maximises brown disregarding red
Vexual: where brown and red are effectively implied likelyhood for poo and blood respectivly respectively to be excreted by the rider.
Vexual: attend meetings and solve for yamaha and suzuki
ozbot: Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven - YouTube
Vexual: this is classical by automotive standards
truffles: classic != classical
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.272 BTC [+]
Vexual: id probably have the altitude record for a motorcycle crash with no injury
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.000905 = 17.1045 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 130 @ 0.00295996 = 0.3848 BTC [+] {5}
chsados: whos the dude who handles bitbet.us here?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00090248 = 14.0787 BTC [-] {3}
chsados: mircea_popescu, afk?
chsados: i did this bet 18-12-2013 Pending BTCChina Will Cease All Fiat Methods of Funding
chsados: before this freaking announcement
chsados: i hope i dont get funds taken :(
kakobreklaaa: is your tx in the bets table?
chsados: no it hasnt been accepted
ozbot: Balinese Suckling Pig (Babi Guling), Travel Video Guide - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2200 @ 0.00090728 = 1.996 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.272 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12448 @ 0.00090237 = 11.2327 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: L-FRESH The LION - One - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 46 @ 0.27489013 = 12.6449 BTC [+] {7}
ozbot: Busta Rhymes - Thank You Ft. Q Tip, Lil Wayne & Kanye West (Lyrics) - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00090731 = 6.8502 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Suburban Dark ft. Jeswon - Skeletonne - YouTube
kakobreklaaa: chsados, if its not in the table and the bet is closed already on bbet, you re
kakobreklaaa: out of luck
kakobreklaaa: sry typing over 3 keyboards
Apocalyptic: it amazes me to see people betting in the last minutes, gambling with the next block time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10100 @ 0.00090755 = 9.1663 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: ill never smoke weed with willie again. - YouTube
ozbot: Folk Uke I Miss My Boyfriend - YouTube
chsados: serously kakobrekla .....
ozbot: ARLO GUTHRIE _ MOTOR CYCLE SONG. - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 100 @ 0.00199998 = 0.2 BTC
ozbot: Triumph Engine Rebuild with Kog (Preview) - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.043 = 0.258 BTC [-]
davout: yay ---> <@assbot> [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 100 @ 0.00199998 = 0.2 BTC
davout: amazing future
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
benkay: amazing eu-ture
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
benkay: ;;market --ticker eurbtc
gribble: (market ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure the (1 more message)
benkay: daww
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00090778 = 9.2594 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16136 @ 0.00090786 = 14.6492 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Butterfingers - I Love Work - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19049 @ 0.00090431 = 17.2262 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2561 @ 0.00045357 = 1.1616 BTC [-] {18}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.28000001 BTC [+]
cazalla: should've taken that under 450 bet, looking good now
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.28000001 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5850 @ 0.00090108 = 5.2713 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 39 @ 0.00295799 = 0.1154 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 468 @ 0.002958 = 1.3843 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.29493332 = 0.8848 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.04835389 = 9.6708 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0494 = 0.2964 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1756 @ 0.0028234 = 4.9579 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.280109 = 2.8011 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.27006772 = 5.9415 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 24 @ 0.26599 = 6.3838 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10550 @ 0.00090587 = 9.5569 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P095T] 5 @ 0.06 = 0.3 BTC [+]
Namworld: I've got the most stupid issue ever...
kakobreklaaa: lemme take a guess, lost pgp key
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 75 @ 0.0494 = 3.705 BTC [+]
Namworld: No. You know how faint noises fades out after a while even if still there, even if irregular/clicking noise/etc?
Namworld: I got a new electronic thermostat and the heater in the room makes a faint but very strident noise. The problem is the new thermostat alternates the heater on/off every 5 seconds. Not often enough or infrequently enough to fade off to not notice it.
Namworld: It's completly keeping me from sleeping. I'll have to turn it off.
Duffer1: that sounds incredibly annoying
Namworld: If it stayed on then off every 5-10 minutes... okay...
Namworld: But "pfizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ......................" cycle every 10 seconds just seems impossible to ignore.
Namworld: It doesn't fade into background noise since it doesn't last long enough. And it doesn't alternates often enough to appear as a single noise.
Namworld: On the upside, the temperature has never been this stable!
Namworld: That's a very retarded issue tho...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00283002 = 0.1274 BTC [+] {3}
taub_: we crash mode now
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.0494 = 9.88 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.266 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P050T] 326 @ 0.02773246 = 9.0408 BTC [-]
pankkake: lol litecoin at 0.026. so much for an hedge
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.0009079 = 7.5356 BTC [+] {2}
taub_: it's a bubble on a bubble
taub_: ofc it doesn't work out =D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10300 @ 0.0009046 = 9.3174 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.00090792 = 9.8509 BTC [+]
TomServo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 275629 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 562 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 2 days, 16 hours, 32 minutes, and 9 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1153681844.7 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.00839
deadweasel: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 539.85698, Best ask: 539.99999, Bid-ask spread: 0.14301, Last trade: 539.99999, 24 hour volume: 84357.41292489, 24 hour low: 455.0, 24 hour high: 750.3614, 24 hour vwap: 569.87917
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00090564 = 4.5735 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 800 @ 0.001 = 0.8 BTC
pankkake: 27% change? :| not even close
pankkake: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 525.17, Best ask: 527.3, Bid-ask spread: 2.13000, Last trade: 526.98, 24 hour volume: 326672.18, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 625.91
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 425 @ 0.00090442 = 0.3844 BTC [-]
taub_: i hope this is the lower range
taub_: if not, 250 here we come
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00090424 = 4.8829 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11950 @ 0.00090435 = 10.807 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.266 BTC [+]
jurov: ;;bc,convert eur
gribble: 1 BTC = 585.0 USD = 425.3535 eur
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16259 @ 0.00090619 = 14.7337 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13200 @ 0.000903 = 11.9196 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02210909 = 0.2432 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0492 = 0.246 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.266 = 2.128 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15000 @ 0.000903 = 13.545 BTC [-]
FabianB_: ;;ticker --currency eur
gribble: MtGox BTCEUR ticker | Best bid: 421.6311, Best ask: 426.0, Bid-ask spread: 4.36890, Last trade: 426.0, 24 hour volume: 11851.02461864, 24 hour low: 322.86162, 24 hour high: 540.0, 24 hour vwap: 404.07217
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1524 @ 0.00045001 = 0.6858 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.08049999 = 0.161 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 7 @ 0.0449999 = 0.315 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00090405 = 11.4814 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00090641 = 11.1488 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 84 @ 0.00262402 = 0.2204 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0492 = 0.1476 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00090728 = 5.5344 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3750 @ 0.00090786 = 3.4045 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6718 @ 0.000903 = 6.0664 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 66 @ 0.002624 = 0.1732 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 124 @ 0.00260974 = 0.3236 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.73 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5388 @ 0.000903 = 4.8654 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00090319 = 7.9481 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2300 @ 0.00090556 = 2.0828 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35218 @ 0.0009031 = 31.8054 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00090531 = 7.0162 BTC [+]
kakobreklaaa: sorry about that.
mircea_popescu: !t m x.eur
assbot: [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00199998 / 0.00199998 / 0.00199998 (100 shares, 0.20 BTC), 7D: 0.00199998 / 0.00199998 / 0.00199998 (100 shares, 0.20 BTC), 30D: 0.00199998 / 0.00199998 / 0.00199998 (100 shares, 0.20 BTC)
mircea_popescu: omfg it traded
mircea_popescu: ajnd the buyer looks set to maybe turn a profit even
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00090531 = 5.794 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00090314 = 3.4319 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8350 @ 0.00090316 = 7.5414 BTC [+]
benkay: so 7c *wants* to revive Stock Generation?
benkay: trading rally is categorized as an event/development which will absorb funds to bring about
benkay: agog is what i am
the20year2: Do any of you plan on migrating to, or participating in ciphertrade when they release?
b0n1: ;;seen davout
gribble: davout was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 hours, 19 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <davout> amazing future
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
FabianB_: ;;calc 1/[ticker --currency eur --last]
gribble: 0.00235294117647
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00090556 = 11.3195 BTC [+]
b0n1: is there an api for bitcoin-central?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4100 @ 0.00090498 = 3.7104 BTC [-]
dexX7: did you hear? mircea_popescu, the eccentric romanian hacker.. runs mpex, an exchange where transactions are processed by hand via air-gapped systems :D https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EkLwTlb0sCEp023pzZfd1bv9OnLOqqogqV-0wN-K_PM/
asciilifeform: dexX7: did you actually read that thing? 'cloud machine'??!?
asciilifeform: '...verifying that the hash of the code running on the Cloud Machine matches the hash of the code given at the time of the IPO...'
asciilifeform: stoppped there.
dexX7: didn't made it so far, to be honest :D
asciilifeform: reminds me of a 'chicken recipe' sometimes attributed to the gypsies. '1) first, steal a chicken...'
mike_c: heh. bitcoin company recipe: "1) first, ipo"
jborkl: ?join #bitcoin-otc
jborkl: ;;8ball
gribble: Unlikely.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5669 @ 0.00090577 = 5.1348 BTC [+] {3}
asciilifeform: (tldr: diplomat arse-searched)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16243 @ 0.00090807 = 14.7498 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: anything found?
mike_c: lots of curry
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14238 @ 0.00090812 = 12.9298 BTC [+] {2}
mike_c: lol. india responds by "canceling duty-free liquor deliveries to the [US] embassy".
pankkake: and shutting down their whole IT department
pankkake: forum topic "Building my own Altcoin on windows,merkel and genesis hash" :| hmm maybe that was my Coinion idea, Deutschcoin based on Merkel hashes
the20year2: Is there a way to generate an altcoin that can pay out in other coins? I keep kicking around this idea of a coin backed by physical goods/items, but don't know a way to do it without inflating it , or paying out to holders
pankkake: if you want to back with something, you'd need a centralized issuer, and trust that issuer
pankkake: that's what colored coins, ripple, etc. can provide. see https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=149533.0 as an experiment
the20year2: how is ripple doing it?
pankkake: you have to add a trust line to an issuer, and then you can use its currency
the20year2: and it can be traded in ripples?
pankkake: beware that if you add trust line for the same currency (i.e. btc) it can decide to exchange it between issuers without telling you
pankkake: no, ripples never enter the picture
the20year2: Interesting
pankkake: except maybe as fees
the20year2: I'm asking this specifically in terms of doing this with backing up coins as a specific set interest in income producing real estate here in the US , then trying to figure a viable way to pay back coin holders interest
pankkake: it looks like you're just reinventing shares ;)
the20year2: Correct, on something outside of an exchange
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 145 @ 0.001 = 0.145 BTC
mike_c: dexX7 just posted to a link to a paper describing what you want
mike_c: mircea popescu, founder of mpex
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19050 @ 0.00090316 = 17.2052 BTC [-] {4}
the20year2: I didn't realize he was the foudner of mpex. Is he the one that deals with issuing?
ozbot: How does one list on MPEx ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
ozbot: Why MP is your God.
the20year2: GUess they only want BTC involved/denominated then
mike_c: you run rentalstarter, right? you could probably list on havelock.
the20year2: Yeah, i'm looking at any exchange realy, but i'm worried about legalities and trying to avoid future problems
the20year2: We're doing pretty good overall IMO business wise, but I need access to more capital, sadly.
mike_c: tough to avoid legal issues when raising capital
the20year2: Eh , it just needs to be done right, and our lawyer isn't too favorable for havelock
mike_c: any crowdfunded/btc-funded raise is going to be legally challenging in the US
the20year2: Yes and no, from his standpoint we can do it, as long as we attempt to set in place a measure to limit/keep US citizens from investing
mike_c: good luck getting BTC investors to send in proof of residence :)
dexX7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bxaGMddBNg "if the us misbehaves, this is what is gonna happen!1" lol
ozbot: Devyani Khobragade's arrest: police lift barricades outside US embassy in Delhi - YouTube
the20year2: Of course, so then there's some other methods that he felt would be SEC compliant with what we're doing, and he felt (From what he knows) that ciphertrade might be a better candidate than havelock
mike_c: ciphertrade.. that exchange that hasn't launched yet. i have this bad feeling about where you're headed.
the20year2: Well, everything we're doing is reviewed by our legal council
mike_c: who suggested ciphertrade.
the20year2: My brother, who gave info to my attourney
mike_c: you are investing in real estate. forget about btc. go find USD investors.
the20year2: I will once I feel that we're sizable enough to warrant a PPM
the20year2: which is the threshold, since a PPM will require us to spend say $8k or so
mike_c: if that is the direction you are headed, you are not going to want the monkey on your back of a thousand tiny btc investors.
the20year2: US BTC investors :) International investors are fine, and we can microfund that way
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 712 @ 0.00281112 = 2.0015 BTC [-] {4}
mike_c: ok. good luck. i think you're playing with fire, but hopefully you make it.
the20year2: We have decent legal council on retainer, our understanding seems to be good. Thankfully the SEC does have a grace period for US investors if we have any, and this last bitfunder purge brought it to our attention.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00090828 = 7.7658 BTC [+] {2}
the20year2: At some point, hopefully in the next 2-3 months we'll be able to access traditional lending methods and this won't be an issue
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15900 @ 0.00090871 = 14.4485 BTC [+] {3}
mikaeldice: You're in real estate, the20year2 ? What makes the volatility of bitcoin a good choice for investment funds? Last resort?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02199999 = 0.132 BTC [-] {2}
mikaeldice: It seems like you'd be taking on a lot of currency risk by sinking investors' BTC into fiat and then real estate
mike_c: on a different topic, what happened to your hack challenge mikael? still going to do it?
mikaeldice: I need some time to set it up. I don't want people calling it a scam, so I might just put up the server and make it a free for all
mike_c: you mean no bounty?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mikaeldice: A tiny bounty, but no entry fees. I don't want to take people's money, even if it'd make the challenge more interesting. At the same time, with little to gain, I would make the bounty much smaller
mike_c: the gain is proof of your system, right? unless you are expecting to get hacked and the gain is for you to learn about holes.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: this attack is simply a variant of the traditional 'Differential Power Analysis'
mikaeldice: Dual purpose: If nobody hacks it, this adds evidence of 'sufficiency' with the security, and if someone does hack it then I can patch the holes and reinit the prize until no more holes are found
asciilifeform: the sound is coming from the power supply inductor
asciilifeform: this is really from the fact that a pc cpu is a monster hog
asciilifeform: and typically exists in one of two states - 'halt', with reduced power draw, and 'run' (interrupt throws cpu out of halt state.)
asciilifeform: idle loop in modern os scheduler sits the cpu in 'halt'
asciilifeform: virtually any device containing a switched power supply 'hisses' this way
asciilifeform: there are no inductors (switching power supply or otherwise) in cardano...
asciilifeform: nor is the 'low power state' feature of the microcontroller made use of; nor is there an operating system, in the usual sense, or a scheduler...
the20year2: mikaeldice: for us it was just a way to crowdsource funding on something that traditional investors wouldn't bite into
the20year2: The hope/assumption in the beginning was that we would be able to outpace the appreciation of bitcoin through the way we are handling real estate. Growth has been fantastic, but it hasn't outpaced bitcoin like we'd hoped. So, then the hope later on, and it hasn't come to fruitition was a reverse hedge against BTC.USD drops like what we've been seeing. I tried to get investments again when BTC hit $1200 and few I talked
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10724 @ 0.00090502 = 9.7054 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.27 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45400 @ 0.0009093 = 41.2822 BTC [+] {5}
zz_: asiclifeform: isn't the CPU running at a few Ghz, while sound <20Khz? What exactly would the cellphone pick up?
mike_c: that is actually the crux of the paper.
asciilifeform: zz_: it's picking up 'idle' vs 'halted'
asciilifeform: from which one can deduce execution path.
asciilifeform: this is a variation on the old theme of cache probe attack
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8950 @ 0.00090502 = 8.0999 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: (as noted in the paper)
zz_: didn't read the PDF. Guess that would help.
mike_c: tldr: "In a nutshell, the key extraction attack relies on crafting chosen ciphertexts that cause numerical
mike_c: cancellations deep inside GnuPG’s modular exponentiation algorithm. This causes the special value
mike_c: zero to appear frequently in the innermost loop of the algorithm, where it afects control fow. A single
mike_c: iteration of that loop is much too fast for direct acoustic observation, but the efect is repeated and
mike_c: amplifed over many thousands of iterations, resulting in a gross leakage effect that is discernible in the
mike_c: acoustic spectrum over hundreds of milliseconds"
mike_c: that pasted poorly
asciilifeform: the bit about leaking electrolytic caps 'buzzing' is unsurprising.
mike_c: so the good news, as far as i can tell, is that you have to be decrypting a known, specially crafted message.
asciilifeform: 'More generally, we observed strong positive correlation between machine
asciilifeform: age, in terms of calendar time and usage, and the cryptanalytic usefulness of their acoustic emanations.'
asciilifeform: that statement, even if true - i can almost see the censor's red ink slipping that in.
dub: applied to snarfing bitcoin keys in 3-2-
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10750 @ 0.00090945 = 9.7766 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I imagine few consumer things being as loud as a Netburst era Pentium 4, for most definitions of loud.
asciilifeform: anything which oscillates rapidly between 'draws plenty of power' and 'draws little' is: a transmitter.
asciilifeform: audio, rf, optical (ir!), etc.
asciilifeform: this is no revelation of any kind.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 400 @ 0.001 = 0.4 BTC
samy_: hello
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 5000 @ 0.00045 = 2.25 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04888 = 0.1955 BTC [-]
dub: yes hello
dub: mircea_popescu: finally a case for colored coins https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg4029004#msg4029004
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 32 @ 0.10294155 = 3.2941 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 13 @ 0.08 = 1.04 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 40 @ 0.01866781 = 0.7467 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1900 @ 0.00045 = 0.855 BTC [-]
ll: ooh vtx dump time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 23 @ 0.1 = 2.3 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 27 @ 0.09998516 = 2.6996 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 21 @ 0.1 = 2.1 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.093 = 0.279 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 602 @ 0.00045 = 0.2709 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.093 = 0.372 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 377 @ 0.000435 = 0.164 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1490 @ 0.00043501 = 0.6482 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: colored coins is racist
dub: naggercoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.1 = 0.6 BTC [+] {2}
KRS|Gotyawallet: used for purchasing fried chicken and watermelon at a discount
topace: mmmmmmm fried chicken
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.1 = 0.5 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: wow there's a name from the past
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.1 = 0.2 BTC [+]
ozbot: #bitcoin-otc order book
nubbins`: i'm fishing :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 25 @ 0.05892203 = 1.4731 BTC [-] {15}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.0915 = 0.183 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.09 = 0.18 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.07966666 = 0.239 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.07805 = 0.1561 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02099999 = 0.546 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15050 @ 0.00090851 = 13.6731 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 54 @ 0.07703055 = 4.1596 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 31 @ 0.05959354 = 1.8474 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.022189 = 0.2219 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 470 @ 0.00047491 = 0.2232 BTC [+] {6}
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 510.04, Best ask: 511.53, Bid-ask spread: 1.49000, Last trade: 510.13, 24 hour volume: 412704.96, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 557.2
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1010 @ 0.001 = 1.01 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 8 @ 0.0999874 = 0.7999 BTC [+] {3}
skylax: can anyone hear me?
bloctoc: they will cease having fiat issues when people cease using fiat
BingoBoingo: bloctoc: On some level people will always continue using some fiat in some role. You have to buy toothpaste sometime.
skylax: the goverenment will always have the power to shut down crypto, they just won't do it yet
bloctoc: you don't anymore have to use fiat to buy toothpaste.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.09999989 = 0.3 BTC [+]
bloctoc: whole foods on gyft for example
bloctoc: skylax - how on earth would the government shut down crypto?
benkay: BingoBoingo: it doesn't look like they use localbitcoins. i wonder if that's even an option for them.
BingoBoingo: bloctoc: Why would I want to consider parting with something valuable like BTC for a consumable like toothpast though.
BingoBoingo: Fiat will alway have that niche of stuff too boring to trade BTC for
BingoBoingo: benkay: Who knows
skylax: @bloctoc they could easily block the protocol channels of any bitcoin related subjects. RIght now there is a bit of battle going on between bitcoin and legal institutions, if bitcoin wins, meaning it can bypass the law, then I'm pretty sure a lot of other things in society will probably be used to bypass the law in the same manner.
BingoBoingo: skylax: I think you are mistaken. Bitcoin is now the law and BitBet the court.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 136 @ 0.00243997 = 0.3318 BTC [-] {10}
benkay: don't go overboard with the sycophancy now BingoBoingo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.09999988 = 0.3 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: *elbow elbow*
bloctoc: skylax you mean like China blocks CNN? There's no battle right now, at most there's fincen bragging that they found a way to fit bitcoin into their own status quo. I really suspect bureaucrats everywhere don't give a shit except that reporters only want to talk about bitcoin.
BingoBoingo: benkay: Sycophants aren't a bad thing, either to have or to be. I will admit though that mircea_popescu has made some poor decisions like Market Making X.idiff.
benkay: that has to have been a painful exercise.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.0487 = 0.6818 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.07400001 = 0.148 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.09999988 = 1 BTC [+] {3}
skylax_: @bloctoc the beaucrats will eventually give a shit if bitcoin becomes too mainstream and manages to manipulate other currencies
skylax: @bloctoc the beaucrats will eventually give a shit if bitcoin becomes too mainstream and manages to manipulate other currencies
skylax: @bloctoc what do you think the future of bitcoin will look like?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 198 @ 0.001 = 0.198 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 29 @ 0.09499992 = 2.755 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00090667 = 5.984 BTC [-]
bloctoc: skylax - A bunch of regulatory functions will be better served by crypto. Monetary policy is the most obvious, but there will be other "industries" that will be made redundant. There will be no more credit checks unless you actually want a loan. SEC no longer needed except for enforcement. Title insurance gone. Toothpaste still around.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6476 @ 0.00090532 = 5.8629 BTC [-] {2}
bloctoc: I'm pretty excited about the functionality suggested by mastercoin, ripple, and colored coins. I get that all those are not solid technically yet, but the direction is clearly laid out for those who care to believe.
bloctoc: oh, and cherry trucks on the cover of Rolling Stone.
KRS|Gotyawallet: cherry truck bonus ftw
KRS|Gotyawallet: bloctoc a lot of bitcoiners are not happy with mastercoin for instance because they're saying its centralized and a large portion of the wealth is privately owned
monolithik: mastercoin is a joke. ripple is technologically interesting but will probably be a failure due to high complexity and relative need for centralized trusted parties
KRS|Gotyawallet: ^^^^^^^^^^^
monolithik: colored coins have potential but none of the implementations are of sufficient quality yet
BingoBoingo: Look, if you want to ipo without any gatekeepers isn't cryptostocks questionable enough for you?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10640 @ 0.00090425 = 9.6212 BTC [-]
bloctoc: If I knew MP personally, then sure. but MP might be the FBI for all I know.
KRS|Gotyawallet: nah he'd be more like the KGB
bloctoc: … unless "cryptostocks" is more than some generic term. In which case I never heard of it.
KRS|Gotyawallet: or the Somalian Mob
BingoBoingo: bloctoc: Cryptostocks is the Vircurex spinoff Vircurex IPO'd itself on
bloctoc: got it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.27001 BTC [+]
skylax: bloctoc: I suppose the efficiency of crypto will erase many of worthless industries, but crowdsource law is pretty complex and unreliable so some kind of institution will still be present, if somehow someone made crowdsourced law work, then this method would be used in all legal fields such as commercial law and criminal law etc. Also to mention crypto if heavily technology dependent, if the power goes out, we go back to cave
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2550 @ 0.00090425 = 2.3058 BTC [-]
bloctoc: …if the power goes out, we go back to cave - yes crypto or no crypto that's true. Same argument for breaking SHA256. As far as crowdsource law it will be nice to see some template corporations that get set up by copy/paste instead of paying a lawyer $10K to copy/paste. For what it's worth, I do think the smart contracts will do that for us.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37584 @ 0.00090762 = 34.112 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29666 @ 0.00090985 = 26.9916 BTC [+] {6}
skylax: bloctoc: what do you mean template corporations?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.001 = 0.3 BTC
ozbot: x-dream - the 5th dimension (live in paris) - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00091079 = 13.7529 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.00273497 = 0.268 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: the20year2 yeah, i handle ipos.
jborkl: Hi mircea
mircea_popescu: hey jborkl
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform bloodcurdingly obnoxious shit. "everyone respect the laws" ? bs.
mircea_popescu: dub beware that yellow snow!
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell dexx7 guy was actually emailing me about the thing. i sent him a list of no's and the way we left it was he's gonna lurk here for a while figure shit out.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i never marketmade x.idiff ?! what are you talkin' about ?
nubbins`: galt's gulch chile
nubbins`: i bet it's full of insufferable assholes
Bugpowder: I sold $20k to a nice family of four in Santa Monica
Bugpowder: @ $1200/coin
Bugpowder: I think it was their life savings :(
Bugpowder: They just wanted to move to Chile...
mircea_popescu: nubbins` they were trying to sell me on the thing. i tell you i don't see it, why would you want to go hang out there ?
nubbins`: that's what, like 17 btc
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder is a family of four mean a guy and three women ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah, I must have confused futures and options
Bugpowder: Geeky father, overbearing fat mother, two incredibly cute blond girls
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: i remember a while back this guy on the forums had a huge thesis-length post about "bitcoin land", a place where bitcoin would be used everywhere
mircea_popescu: sounds dreamy.
Bugpowder: they need bitcoin to go to $2500 to afford their land
nubbins`: he waited 8 or 9 paragraphs before bringing up the drug therapies
Bugpowder: warned them not to manic sell if it were to drop... I hope the held on...
mircea_popescu: nubbins` gotta give junkies credit when they manage to hold off for a thousand words before bringin; it.
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder i'll bet you they're out at ~550
Bugpowder: Maybe 382
Bugpowder: out at 382!
Bugpowder: couldn't take it
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo re options, you gotta understand that ecosystems are born out of shit.
mircea_popescu: if nobody shits nothing grows.
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder it never went as low as 382 did it ?!
Bugpowder: on bitstamp!
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: you gotta do something like that in a city, not out in the woods. e.g. freetown christiania
Bugpowder: it did
xoinfinityox: you should have traded for the girls
mircea_popescu: nubbins` when i was a mobster i didn't wanna go live with all the other mobsters. generally this seems to be a common trend, too, people don't seem to go "a shit, you know what'd be cool ? let's move upstate. the city's a toilet!"
mircea_popescu: xoinfinityox "HOW MUCH FOR THE LITTLE GIRL!!!"
Bugpowder: sup xoinfinityox
xoinfinityox: sup bug
xoinfinityox: I WANT TO BUY YOUR WOMEN
ozbot: How much for the little girl? - YouTube
xoinfinityox: i pay only in dogecoins
Bugpowder: I have enough women in my life
nubbins`: lies
Bugpowder: another daughter on the way...
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder it'll suck to be you when you're 50 and old and frail
mircea_popescu: and their periods syncronise.
Bugpowder: I will never be frail
ozbot: katie kaboom - YouTube
nubbins`: one week each month, the bathroom garbage fills up much quicker than usual
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 14 @ 0.06771428 = 0.948 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 9 @ 0.06422222 = 0.578 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mircea_popescu remind me in 10 years to neg Bugpowder if his "i will never be frail" promise turns out to be made of milk.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
Bugpowder: dude
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 27 @ 0.06336149 = 1.7108 BTC [-] {3}
Bugpowder: I will be frail around 80 maybe
Bugpowder: I got 45 years
Bugpowder: of strength and virility
Bugpowder: left
truffles: 5* years tops
KRS|Gotyawallet: how's the libedo
Bugpowder: babies fuck that up tho
mircea_popescu: they do ?!
Bugpowder: Do you even lift?
nubbins`: ok enough of this, gonna print one more color
Bugpowder: I gotta get my T checked
nubbins`: we got a rush job earlier today, due tomorrow ;(
Bugpowder: my buddy just started getting T supplementation
mircea_popescu: perfect delivery of dyel!
nubbins`: i've got a friend who takes t
pizzaman1337: mircea_popescu: just curious, what do you think bitcoin is worth right now?
mircea_popescu: pizzaman1337 1 btc per, exactly.
pizzaman1337: mircea_popescu: and how about in terms of USD?
mircea_popescu: the dollar however, i don't think is worth very much.
Bugpowder: oh shit... They needed their coins to appreciate to $75,000??
mircea_popescu: sorta like a badly managed pmb, i guess some people show green playing with fire, but overall...
mircea_popescu: it's gonna be a loss.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.0655 = 0.655 BTC [+]
Bugpowder: Its going to take a while to get to $4,000 / btc I think. Doubt they will be able to hold on
mircea_popescu: so far 90/60
Bugpowder: No more gambling for bugpowder
mircea_popescu: not for you, for them. plunk the whiole thing down on yes :D
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
pizzaman1337: so do you think it's currently worth more or less than $500 per coin? (seems to be hovering at around 500)
Bugpowder: MOAR duh
pizzaman1337: well hey
xoinfinityox: www.gamblersanonymous.org
ozbot: People Bitcoin is not worth 100+ dollars per. STOP BUYING! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
Bugpowder: That was a long time ago dude
pizzaman1337: he's made calls in the past
mircea_popescu: pizzaman1337 a lot changed since spring.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 8 @ 0.06328875 = 0.5063 BTC [-] {3}
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