asciilifeform: !w poll
watchglass: Polling 11 nodes...
watchglass: 205.134.172.26:8333 : Alive: (0.082s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382
watchglass: 205.134.172.6:8333 : (172-6.core.ai.net) Alive: (0.082s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382
watchglass: 213.109.238.156:8333 : Could not connect!
watchglass: 205.134.172.27:8333 : Alive: (0.145s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382 (Operator: asciilifeform)
watchglass: 205.134.172.4:8333 : (172-4.core.ai.net) Alive: (0.126s) V=70001 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.7.0.1/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382
watchglass: 108.31.170.3:8333 : (pool-108-31-170-3.washdc.fios.verizon.net) Alive: (0.189s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382 (Operator: asciilifeform)
watchglass: 192.151.158.26:8333 : Alive: (0.147s) V=70001 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.7.0.1/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382
watchglass: 143.202.160.10:8333 : Alive: (0.161s) V=70001 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.7.0.1/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382
watchglass: 208.94.240.42:8333 : Alive: (0.216s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382
watchglass: 188.121.168.69:8333 : (rev-188-121-168-69.radiolan.sk) Alive: (0.356s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382
watchglass: 103.36.92.112:8333 : (terebe.ns01.net) Alive: (0.500s) V=99999 (/therealbitcoin.org:0.9.99.99/) Jumpers=0x1 (TRB-Compat.) Blocks=634382
shinohai: err worng link: https://blog.coinkite.com/bip143-issues/
asciilifeform: shinohai: iirc you linked last wk ?
snsabot: Logged on 2020-06-06 09:31:31 shinohai: In "run moar segwit" news: https://archive.is/QIfLW
shinohai: I did, thought it hilarious that other lollets only now fixing.
asciilifeform: the 'coldcardwallet' link is lulzy. e.g. 'The secure element and critical parts of the main micro are covered by epoxy at the factory. Our clear case is part of our security model too, so you can look and see if a "hardware implant" has been inserted inside your device.' 'Real crypto security chip. Your private key is stored in a dedicated security chip, not the main micro's flash.' i.e. fughetttabout auditability
asciilifeform: would be funnier still if they weren't all EXACTLY SAME erry fucking time
asciilifeform: meanwhile in fan mail pile .
shinohai: Dr Datskovskiy!
shinohai: OMG asciilifeform IS SATOSHI!111
thimbronion: 太棒了
asciilifeform: shinohai: i always hate having to disappoint these folx, when revealing that neither doctor, nor juris doctor, nor reverend, nor...
asciilifeform not even licensed plumber
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