ben_vulpes: !!up turdmuffin
ben_vulpes: phf: appcode is a mega improvement over xcode in many ways except for how i think i'm going to have to restart my ios dev box to get ac to recognize the device
ben_vulpes: trinque: ack
ben_vulpes: various suburban neighborhoods have excellent public schools, see lake no-negro and white lynn for examples
ben_vulpes: trinque: not according to latest report from $not-inlaws-yet
ben_vulpes: phf: awww. box had epic uptime iirc
ben_vulpes: are aws hostname-embedded ip addresses even a thing?
ben_vulpes: !~display 52.28.28.204
ben_vulpes: !$ssh 52.28.28.204
ben_vulpes: hyu
ben_vulpes: i'm still curious how mp *
ben_vulpes: bit of an 'enumerating badness' race
ben_vulpes: time to update the banhammer?
ben_vulpes: in other portlands: http://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2017/02/portland_woman_gets_snake_stuc.html
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: http://cascadianhacker.com/20_a-summary-of-changes-to-bitcoin-since-0321
ben_vulpes: i did write an article about the material changes from each version
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: the most i can imagine you'll learn about the differences between prb and trb without reading the source is that the latter doesn't have a gui
ben_vulpes: perhaps some day in peacetime i shall compare the hashes of the bins you sent over to my other archives
ben_vulpes: hypercard decks, master of orion, dean martin show archives...
ben_vulpes: they're in a vault with other memorabilia, what
ben_vulpes: progress? updates? tests?
ben_vulpes: fact: only things like you exist
ben_vulpes: shinohai: they didn't even know it existed pre election
ben_vulpes: shinohai: it's simple, you just have to correctly price the paper that everyone else has mispriced.
ben_vulpes: "come on down to ben_vulpes' discount lolzporium!"
ben_vulpes: this was for entire first term
ben_vulpes: tcha, not even worth planning for.
ben_vulpes: if i win that bet...
ben_vulpes: oh look at that, fed funds rate holds
ben_vulpes: nuanced == "spilling out of head through ears"?
ben_vulpes: forced induction is a BLESSING
ben_vulpes: you take that back a turbocharger is not a rev bump
ben_vulpes: "i guess that's cool if you can stomach 'new cars'"
ben_vulpes: "oh cool honda civics now come with turbos standard"
ben_vulpes: hard to even get excited about even a brand new mercedes
ben_vulpes: or whatever put-puts they use in bsas
ben_vulpes: heinous abuse of capital equipment, but it beats a prius
ben_vulpes: hey i saw a mercedes with an uber and lyft sticker yesterday
ben_vulpes: that poll booth operators have the money for cabs astonishes me
ben_vulpes: contains rather than starts with
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: aye
ben_vulpes: !$ssh 127.0.0.1
ben_vulpes: !~echo !$ssh 127.0.0.1
ben_vulpes: !~echo !~echo !~echo
ben_vulpes: !~echo !~echo
ben_vulpes: pretty cute
ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vGD4UgyJ3E << lynch mob left in delicto flagrante
ben_vulpes: run moar ror
ben_vulpes: > Fog gem may have cleaned out older backups.
ben_vulpes: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/02/01/gitlab_data_loss/ << stuff of nightmares
ben_vulpes: lol'd
ben_vulpes: > while etymologists concur, there is no b in plover
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: any idea who came up with the re-alloying trick?
ben_vulpes: nevertheless, a man in my wot republished it and so i did not have to go looking for it myself when the time came.
ben_vulpes: right on, asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: coolio mod6
ben_vulpes: the specifics are irrelephant
ben_vulpes: they probably need an app!
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: nono, i said it therefore it is
ben_vulpes: aah, i get it. ycombinator is buying their way out of the sins of refusing to disavow thiel by "funding" the aclu.
ben_vulpes: and in other what the everloving shits: https://techcrunch.com/2017/01/31/ycaclu/
ben_vulpes: zlozlzozl
ben_vulpes: "generic/Trump-friendly phrasing"
ben_vulpes: compact size is an excellent example of a throwaway "engineering" decision that imposes rather a lot of costs on the future
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: h1b pipeline jeopardized?
ben_vulpes: shinohai: that is a funny tweet from gavin
ben_vulpes: anyways, survived train ride without rupturing bladder. now to sea of dopamine, ttyl
ben_vulpes: > insider babble
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: it's all inane insider baseball from the gilded cage
ben_vulpes: blech
ben_vulpes: and if it is, compiling libpq into your app and generating keys client side is trivial
ben_vulpes: i mean what, a rest api can't be *that* damagingly expensive for a well-funded sv startup
ben_vulpes: "db for mobile apps"
ben_vulpes: near as i ever figured out, some heinous mishmash of "totally not localstorage" and "mongo" "in the cloud"
ben_vulpes: "our developer finger trap didn't work at all, so we're going to get you stuck in this other one"
ben_vulpes: "First, we're releasing a database migration tool that lets you migrate data from your Parse app to any MongoDB database" << oh that's kind of you
ben_vulpes: renn fair derps could work the gate for food
ben_vulpes: wcgw (tm) (r)
ben_vulpes: put it a mile down the road from the amish
ben_vulpes: living arab museum! complete with sectarian warfare!
ben_vulpes: *present* a modal
ben_vulpes: i recently saw a wp plugin also pull some near-mb of jsolade in to serve a modal
ben_vulpes: it is always cobbled together out of five different wordpress themes and four javascript libraries
ben_vulpes: no man js like that is never optimized
ben_vulpes: this is a crapbook!
ben_vulpes: the odd surgical cut ain't so bad
ben_vulpes: trinque: aye, witcha
ben_vulpes: scrolling at three frames per second!
ben_vulpes: there is so much js on that page my poor computer cannot cope
ben_vulpes: lolwtf
ben_vulpes: trinque: i briefly looked at https://github.com/jorams/birch but it smells like new
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: moar spawn, moar potential
ben_vulpes: i thought that was an ice cream shop
ben_vulpes: trinque: i don't have the appetite for the protocol-level patch atm
ben_vulpes: my dong has potential
ben_vulpes: WATMAN
ben_vulpes: nanananananananan
ben_vulpes: > NAN BILLION TOTAL ADA EXCHANGED BY NOW
ben_vulpes: "why don't they like us yet?!"
ben_vulpes: ada /and/ cardano?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: wowee
ben_vulpes: no disagreement on that point.
ben_vulpes: so the patch is currently sitting in logbot code
ben_vulpes: trinque puzzlingly enough subclassing logbot and defining an ircbot-connect :after method to add the relevant hook (ctcp-action-message, in case anyone is looking for cl-irc action message hooks later) did not result in a hook landing in the connection object that the message-dispatcher would poop into
ben_vulpes: pheexd.
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-28#1609084 << http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2017-1-31#5d50b877-ab20-45e2-a046-58727868025f
ben_vulpes waves at asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: (maint over)
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: for a few days now, i think he's waiting for me to cough a mp-wp up
ben_vulpes: going to bounce logs.bvulpes.com a few times here shortly
ben_vulpes: looked nutty, ty asciilifeform adlai
ben_vulpes: dear lispers, what would compel someone to put a defpackage form inside an eval-when?
ben_vulpes: what catch, my envelope has integrity
ben_vulpes: simonpenner: cats are pests
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: eh i'm aware
ben_vulpes: goals are twofold: prevent further paint degradation and as much rust as possible now that the skin is broken
ben_vulpes: aye
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "paint" paint or eg https://www.rustoleum.com/pages/about-rust-oleum/rustoleum-press-room/rust-oleum-news/rust-oleum-leakSeal-flexible-rubber-coating-stops-leaks-instantly/
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: any thoughts on rustoleum spray on rubber/"plastidip" to slow down metastasization/rusting of body panel gouge?
ben_vulpes: it's !!register <url-to-paste-of-pubkey>
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: yes, drops action
ben_vulpes: it's not, sorry
ben_vulpes: later y'all
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-27/u-s-economic-growth-cools-on-biggest-trade-drag-since-2010
ben_vulpes: first
ben_vulpes: reduce excess baby into biodiesel
ben_vulpes: eh just make more babies
ben_vulpes: electricity is an antipattern
ben_vulpes: no need to impose all of the load on others
ben_vulpes: nah, but carrying 27+lbs of kid plus groceries while i stare at the sky and contemplate nozzles that impart rotational inertia to the flugenbody is not time efficient; i can just as easily design while hefting bairns
ben_vulpes: yeah let me just *oof* move this *hrunph* truck over *hurk* here baby
ben_vulpes: i only recently realized that i needed to be doing the heavy lifting on family outings
ben_vulpes: that is worrisome
ben_vulpes: you're absurdly tall and made out like a bandit in post-ussr ro
ben_vulpes: bro!!
ben_vulpes: bro!
ben_vulpes: looks like apple's in for another lost decade
ben_vulpes: entirely unrelatedly, ms beat the street
ben_vulpes: i would say "fight me irl" but you're the one #t denizen i don't think i'd have reasonable odds against
ben_vulpes: or did he grow up on comics and not spoarts
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: probably knows
ben_vulpes: isn't that what you call that thing in basketball where one dood drives in and puts the ball up for someone else to net?
ben_vulpes: "ben_vulpes in for the layup, mircea_popescu with the duuuuuunk!"
ben_vulpes: the only thing that even halfway works is cunt.
ben_vulpes: i am offended at the inadequacy of everything in this world
ben_vulpes: sutainabilitits
ben_vulpes: threaded replies is new to php devs? have never been on mailing lists?
ben_vulpes: yaok i get it. wp nesting limit even existing boggles my mind
ben_vulpes: > "is renewable energy news at risk of becoming clickbait" bwaha
ben_vulpes: what means fortranism in this context?
ben_vulpes: six
ben_vulpes: i did note. care to expunge?
ben_vulpes: no such nasa makes sugar rockets that launch sideways
ben_vulpes: quite dead serious. nasa is a zombie.
ben_vulpes: nasa now, fuck'em
ben_vulpes: looking forward to the amd hike
ben_vulpes: aca on the chopping block
ben_vulpes: epa is the latest word
ben_vulpes: castle i should say
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i am i shit you not considering moving the brood back into the family domicile in 2019
ben_vulpes: although i suppose enough do it that none of them risk ostracization for it now
ben_vulpes: they already wear skirts paint nails
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: keep reading
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: perhaps under explained in "if you accept the thesis" where <thesis> is entire stack of usgola. yes, 401kholder seeks to eat cheese, turn around put money into house do all the clever tricks with it. also many don't! and many like myself look at the whole thing as a stupid intellectual complexity trap not worth entertaining.
ben_vulpes: or good old fashioned frontier bride, why all the haet
ben_vulpes: gut flora maybe
ben_vulpes: now, mosquito perhaps more accurate.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i dun see the hook, have staff on call 24/7. no harem, granted, but "ride or die bitch" worth a million hausfraus.
ben_vulpes: "being of sound mind and body, i'm spending my money as fast as i can"
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "sepsis and wagner"
ben_vulpes: hurtful
ben_vulpes: oho
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: make no mistakes, i bite zero hooks myself
ben_vulpes: dipshit sarariman idem.
ben_vulpes: because dipshit sarariman
ben_vulpes: if you accept the thesis, it ain't a hook it's a free meal.
ben_vulpes: you f'r instance can't seem to get colander right
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: a rare typo
ben_vulpes: http://cascadianhacker.com/perceived-vs-actual-barriers-to-homeownership-for-young-adults/comment-page-1#comment-183 << but exponded upon nevertheless
ben_vulpes: no argument
ben_vulpes: on the other hand "b-b-b-but not real retirement plan because no employer match!"
ben_vulpes: no, i kid.
ben_vulpes: everything must be free, including 401k contributions BUT NOT SPEECH
ben_vulpes: aaaand we've exhausted the wp stack :D
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: http://cascadianhacker.com/perceived-vs-actual-barriers-to-homeownership-for-young-adults/comment-page-1#comment-182
ben_vulpes: moreover there is no harm in bringing a patch for discussion, and all of this durm and strang will discourage "patches alf doesn't like" even if just in the patcher's mind
ben_vulpes: highly prehensile, or prezhensile as the tenderqueers would say
ben_vulpes: with my dong
ben_vulpes beer, meat, carbs
ben_vulpes: guessing at definitions from context, but with all the excitement of html css and js
ben_vulpes: i didn't know anyone browsed the web with browsers anyways, i thought the en vogue thing to do was just to read the source and sort of intuit where the boxes went
ben_vulpes: 0/2
ben_vulpes: this is so cool!
ben_vulpes: > 404
ben_vulpes: > click here for previous ...
ben_vulpes: Please create a user account for more screenshot quota.
ben_vulpes: There were already 188 screenshot requests for cascadianhacker.com today.
ben_vulpes: i will not defensively css against the width at which archive.is renders websites
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: that's not a browser
ben_vulpes: which browser
ben_vulpes: patches welcome
ben_vulpes: thanks mircea_popescu
ben_vulpes: thanks
ben_vulpes: http://cascadianhacker.com/perceived-vs-actual-barriers-to-homeownership-for-young-adults/comment-page-1#comment-178 << asciilifeform responded, also comments properly threaded nao
ben_vulpes: i excised my humor subsystems last year
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: how do you square this "someone mighta" with "nothing for allcomers", and in particular "a specific thing for nobody"?
ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: heat flux through butt on gold toilet turns out -- not pleasant
ben_vulpes: "address-generation from mining" literally does not compute for me unless there's some amount of "pubkey hash must meet this criteria" a la bitcoin
ben_vulpes: in addition to "mine for subsidy"?
ben_vulpes: is there some amount of "mine for privkey" involved?
ben_vulpes: i never successfully worked through how transacting would work
ben_vulpes: this one also continues to boggle me: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-03-05#1422790
ben_vulpes: k.
ben_vulpes: i am under the impression that a coinbase would not need to be injected, but that the individual utxos do need to be.
ben_vulpes: let us sweep the floor then, and settle the semantics. "unspent transaction out" is now "coinbase" according to mircea_popescu ?
ben_vulpes: "coinbases" in this post means something rather different from what i've come to know them as eg the block subsidy
ben_vulpes: i shall reread aaaagain
ben_vulpes: wait no i don't, why is tx-gen box to be offlined and not the signing box?
ben_vulpes: i see it
ben_vulpes: yeah,
ben_vulpes: "tcp inject"!
ben_vulpes: install openbsd on them
ben_vulpes: make macs great again
ben_vulpes: it's GREAT
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: on the "oh noes apple broke more shit" thread, not only do pageup/down not work, but apple's own messenger wastes all the CPU that "Slack" left on the table
ben_vulpes: it's not even an altruism thing, it's a "do you serve a churning vat of cockroaches or kings with names"
ben_vulpes: logs and search will at the least provide interesting lessons in postgres design and optimization. writing my own disqus, not so much.
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: for all of the time i have spent losing my mind in radioactive webtech mines i a) do not like the domain b) have zero desire to build half-baked solutions when ~fully baked ones exist
ben_vulpes: remind me why we use computers again?
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: because it is wholly unacceptable that i not be able to see the effects of changing one tag in the source files immediately.
ben_vulpes: and i wanted comments, but did not want to bake myself further into an ossified tower of software retardation.
ben_vulpes: eventually grew to over sixty seconds per export run.
ben_vulpes: not at all
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: you missed the good old days when i exported raw html from an org file
ben_vulpes: outhouses and trenchfoot. that's webdev!
ben_vulpes: except of course threaded comments, and this and that and the other thing.
ben_vulpes: fact of the matter is that wp 2.7 does ~everything a person needs from a personal cms afaict.
ben_vulpes: sure, whatever. geotherm heated seat even.
ben_vulpes: but yes, fix the javascript only to find that it never worked in the first place, and the replytocom query parameter doesn't set the parent_id variable apparently at all
ben_vulpes: but the use of a friend's backhoe to put in a septic system to replace the outhouse.
ben_vulpes: this is not an honourable feat.
ben_vulpes: am wasting time fixing the wp comment threading shitshow already.
ben_vulpes: i have very little appetite for futzing with css.
ben_vulpes: oh fucking highlight
ben_vulpes: nono, as in go look at it now