mircea_popescu: well this is the core of my point! holy shit you sheltered existences, you have nfi what it's even like, out there!
asciilifeform: ( ftr, in addition to the many other 'wonders', uefi-infected bios will search erry disk for ms-signed turds and execute'em on boot, erry single time )
asciilifeform: afaik x60 was the ~last lappy without uefiism
mircea_popescu: diana_coman did it also have the "uefi" bs ?
diana_coman: mircea_popescu, it has otherwise gentoo, no problem
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform anyway, re tastes, you've not seen any of this "interview" bs. it's fucking comedy central, watching solo/girl-girl models talk to each other.
asciilifeform: the little sticker ?
diana_coman: re laptop, I can say I carry around one that still has the windowssomething label, what of it
diana_coman: so yes, it catches the eye
mircea_popescu: THEYRE GONNA FUCKING SHOW YOU!
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo it will please you to know your name having been mentioned in passing in aside conversation, it proved remarkably enough to now denote the evil of internet boys among the new recruits.
BingoBoingo: Ah, a long tale of the new recruit's lappy
asciilifeform: this isn't same box as had the sad backlight is it
mircea_popescu: assemblage can be drastically improved by placing laptop atop her ass, playing publicdisgrace.com. bring the light of the great urban outdoors in the dank of the cellar.
mircea_popescu: item is actually very pleasant, from a purely visual perspective. stupid-ish kbd, but large and light. fits perfectly on ass of girl holding her ankless so you can hurt her asshole while you lovingly kiss another.
asciilifeform: i guess i have simple tastes , dun particularly need to hear the cuntlips schlick
a111: Logged on 2016-03-03 20:46 asciilifeform: i eventually put back the heathen bios on the x60, BUT i ida'd it and nop'd out the imbecile nic whitelist
mircea_popescu: item has intel sound, haven't bothered with.
asciilifeform: they tend to include intel's , for which to this day no driver
asciilifeform: ( mine eneded up with an atheros card iirc )
mircea_popescu: but anyway, let the record reflect i did do it. and THEN had to conjure up wireless driver, because holy shit it comes with an unknown pos atop the realtek.
asciilifeform: re screwdriver, typically with newer shitboxen there is nothing even to do inside, only win from taking it apart is to help fit into rubbish bin
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform anyway, the "setup" page consisted of, i kid you not, 20 word "descriptions" of the various items and links to "read more" ie ON THE FUCKING WEB. no knobs.
mircea_popescu: EXACTLY like shitty cellphone service, "hey, you just placed a call, we'll send spam sms 10 minutes later, so you think it's the op and look"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the new biosen are lulzy also, often they have tcp stack nao, and read file system , and even show spam in the setup
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform but as far as it was concerned, i suspect it also "didn't have" the switch. you should see wtf windows has morphed into, jesus christ.
asciilifeform: increasingly they dun have one at all
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: at least you found box where it ~has~ the off switch
asciilifeform: oh hah the 'secure boot' lulz
mircea_popescu: there's like three intermediate states, progress by degrees.
mircea_popescu has wiped the windows10 off a hp "envy". jesus fuck, anyone had ANY FUCKING IDEA just how many times you gotta reboot and bless the box to get through the lock microshit put on the boot process ?!
phf: trinque: nothing comes to mind, though i'm sure there's gotta be something in 70s su phrase book. we gotta ask rotakus though, that seems more of their thing (plus they would've had much better luck saying stuff like that, might've been too close to home in SU)
asciilifeform: this is sorta why e.g. FUCKGOATS runs on 40 milliwatt ( of which 95% are lost as heat in the 10x-margined analogue pwr filtration in the daughterboards) whereas pc burns 100watt if were doing same work, etc
asciilifeform: 'these here 15,000 transistors are because we gotta talk to pci bus' etc
asciilifeform: my understanding was that mircea_popescu refrained from giving signal 'build us a fleanode' in the past on acct of (but not limited to) the reason where heathens (e.g. fetgurlz) would have difficulty visiting . but we already have the +r hoop for them to jump, i dun see how much worse would be own fleanode.
trinque figures there's some phrase in russian that means roughly "complexity accumulated in bureau A because not permitted/unwilling to change how bureau B works"
asciilifeform: phf: approx similar to the sweat reqd to build own fleanode, aha
phf: i mean, your bots gotta exist in a distributed pool, each does a whois on join, negotiates a spawn of a new bot if there's an untracked connection. of course this is an unreasonable amount of engineering for a logbot
asciilifeform: ( my fiber here bumps 1ce or 2ce / yr, so in practice there's very little rotation on my end )
asciilifeform: i'm quite convinced that this happened, and that it explains various cases of 'we DID this but wtf it aint in the logs'
phf: i'm pretty sure we had pocket conversations during netsplits, that none of the bots heard
asciilifeform: would prolly also need logic to force the 2 to connect via different fleanode boxen etc
phf: i mean to do reliable logging you need to track the whois "on server", and spawn 2 bots per server, which then all negotiate a single consensus message to promote to canonical "this is what was said"
phf: unless there's netsplit
asciilifeform: theoretically errybody oughta have seen the same lines tho (even if not always in exact order)
phf: also kako's format includes a unique id as the first field, obviously will also need to be removed
asciilifeform: i expect there'll be spots where a thing is 1 or 2 places out of order ( fleanode does not reliably preserve same-millisecond ordering iirc ) but aside from that oughta be diffable afaik
phf: this follows ye old kako format, in fact the pre-trilema files are kako's
asciilifeform: nao lessee if ben_vulpes has one. then can diff.
a111: Logged on 2016-04-11 09:50 mircea_popescu: incidentally phf is there a log bundle for download somewhere ?
asciilifeform: i suspect it was deedbot hiccup, rather than phf's logtron, in this case
asciilifeform: phf: http://ave1.org/2018/gnat-zero-foot-print-take-3-regrind/ is the one i missed, ty
phf: to close upstack before it gets lost, you need http://ave1.org/2018/gnat-zero-foot-print-take-4-introduction-of-the-platform/ and http://ave1.org/2018/gnat-zero-foot-print-take-3-regrind/ the later is a full regrind (which i also didn't notice until btcbase failed to link 4 to rest)
asciilifeform: a url that one can GET and puts out e.g. last 500kB of raw log, isn't so much moar abusable than the ordinary formatted feed imho
phf: btcbase already does that, internally. i've offered people in the past a feed (since i don't want that service to be abused), but i don't think anyone expressed interest
asciilifeform: then could answer this q mechanically, in about 20 sec
asciilifeform: would be handy if the 2 logtrons could at least output raw data that one could diff in cmdline
phf: well, i've seen lines missing during netsplits, which i suppose is not this critical. i suspect ben_vulpes's logbot doesn't have a fallback mechanism, so when it drops there's the reconnect window, which i suspect i could find one or two with missing one or two lines. ben_vulpes will have to speak for himself though.
asciilifeform: phf: i mean, this is a 'hole in the boat bottom'-level item, so imho oughta show if you find.
phf: so +r drops the reliability of all logtrons
phf: in the simplest case joining a channel is a send-only process. can theoretically fully ignore what the server is saying and still get a successful join. not so when you have to negotiate with nickserv (at the very least need to time it right, so that you send you privmsg after the connection has been established, which is almost entirely "organic" process)
phf: yes, for the general reliability it's an improvement.
phf: asciilifeform: for the scenario i'm describing it makes no difference
asciilifeform: how does it make no diff ? if the logtrons were synced, then if even 1 is alive, the continuity is maintained
asciilifeform: prolly the Right Thing would be to have the actual logtrons ( phf's, ben_vulpes's , Framedragger's if he were still alive , etc ) sync to one another as fallback
phf: but that doesn't always work (for fundamental reasons of non-synchronized protocol), so i have it entirely disabled on mine. i'll add it back, but there's going to be an event X sometime in the feature, where both bot and bouncer failed to come back, resulting in log break. with previous configuration that was less likely
phf: asciilifeform: you bouncer autoidentifies with fleanode then
asciilifeform: phf: i dun get it, my bouncer worx ( i.e. the user fleanode sees, is registered )
phf: asciilifeform: i saw it, i'm pointing out that this addition breaks things. you have to make sure that every single client plays along with freenode's defective ident system, otherwise you get breaks in logs, etc. e.g. phf bouncer is used as a fallback for logs, to ensure continuity, where the fact that the bouncer would come back naively (i.e. without trying to negotiate with nickserv) was a feature
asciilifeform: phf: what were the inputs for the regrind ? seems like i missed something on ave1's www
asciilifeform: interestingly, #asciilifeform still spam-free despite no +r , evidently the spam folx are using a hardcoded list of chans that dun include it yet
asciilifeform: in other recent lulz, somebody submitted a http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/2FF2BB54467E196A58785C82FC6B74E789ACA48679FF310D31DDFDCD0C934C7C . the item in the username corresponds to http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/03C39D10AC31A5845BE14895E18743165B7BA74E71D3D4A0D62710232203DAC3 . but the N of the former does not divide the M of the latter ( dunno whether the submitter thought that it does ? or what specifically he was tryin
phf: ave1: i've updated zfp with regrind and the latest zfp_3_platform
phf: oh this is beautiful, the new "registered only" restriction on channels means that unless your bouncer auto identifies, you get kicked off the channel
asciilifeform: 'Hours after Apple announced its move, Mark Zuckerberg and his team at Facebook made the decision to pull four of Jones' pages' etc.
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in heathendom lulz, https://archive.is/43EIJ >> 'Amid mounting public pressure to address Jones' hate speech, Apple's Tim Cook and Eddy Cue met over the weekend and decided to pull five of Jones' podcasts from their platform'... << 'по просьбе трудящихся'(tm)(r) !
BingoBoingo: Then I come to Uruguay and there's critters picking through trash, but they look like white folk. And these Uruguayos coons act more coon like than the black North American coons.
BingoBoingo: Well, the challenge was... Because this was USistania... Not calling the critter the same name the coons were
BingoBoingo: the hardest part of any fiat job I ever had was when coons came into home depot complaining about coons tearing up their trash
asciilifeform: ( for all i know, competed somehow with long-gone racoon fur market, or the like. kinda how hemp was banned at behest of cotton planters in 19th c )
BingoBoingo: In other local weird today I learned the locals consider Chinchillas a type of rabbit rather than the rodent they are
mircea_popescu: whereas in romanian it just comes naturally, with the language.
mircea_popescu: with the caveat, of course, that one who could express himself in english in that manner instantly raises in the audience the suspicion he should be some kind of king or something.
deedbot: http://ave1.org/2018/gnat-zero-foot-print-take-4-introduction-of-the-platform/ << ave1 - GNAT Zero Foot Print - Take 4 - Introduction of the platform
asciilifeform: gotta love these 'no longers'
asciilifeform: in upstack lulz, 'The scope of this vulnerability is limited; generations of CPUs after the C3 no longer contain this feature' << aah nobusism
mircea_popescu: for people who "just wanted to" play vidja in their den or "work on their software dev projects" or whatever, there HAS to be someone putting up the pretense of "small town" surroundingtheir stretch of sidewalk.
mircea_popescu: george sanders has an excellent point re this : "for new yorkers who want to go out of town, new haven is a stretch of sidewalk between the taft hotel and the schubert theatre, surrounded by what appears remarkably like a small town".
mircea_popescu: the stable of priests isn't kept around.
asciilifeform: whole point of keeping the stable of priests around, neh. responsibility-laundry.
mircea_popescu: performative leadership. always same flavour of scamola, the beheading of the "unreliable" priests organised like any other show by the same priesthood that produced the "unreliable" priesthood.
asciilifeform: ( btw the m. rust wankage has deep undercurrent of scamola, word is the gorby personally ordered 'not shoot', didn't want his fellating of nato reich disrupted by 'incident', then flunkies took the blame )
asciilifeform: btw, recall mathias rust , landing on red square ? and whole su air defense brass sacked ? in usa, there were no fewer than 3 'rusts' , landed in front of capitol, white house, etc. , 0 shot, also considered almost unremarkable nowadays
BingoBoingo: Well, dude was unhappy with his life and just wanted to do a barrel roll per the transcripts. If they let the shootdown get out they fear a wave of "muh feelz"
asciilifeform: hm, i suppose 1 possible theory, 'flying police' shot without Official order
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform because the use of violence is a serious problem in the swamp. there's a reason dogvomit doesn't launch rockets, you understand ? not that "couldn't", but that out of uniform.
mircea_popescu: yeah. not the end of the world, mostly making the point that people rarely get the text right. "oh, i didn't realise what this was gonna do" sorta thing
asciilifeform: re the ssl keyz, mats gave me a 1.1TB massive raw shitball of the whole shebang, potentially can reindex later.
mircea_popescu: "F-15 "pilots kept plane out of harms way and people on ground safe," the sheriff's office tweeted."
mircea_popescu: that's how they did it in that movie.
mircea_popescu: call yourself "deltaop" and scroll the thing to where it flashes "unlock the backdoor".
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/RTBp0/08c6a025426c09e313ab4e9b30f20f7a1719b6b6.gif << the fucking sad of the github bound. they're stuck doing animated gifs of "how to use this" because the video processors masquerading as "users" that click on the page literally lack the literacy to use anything written.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform fundamental misunderstanding of what an encyclopedia is. pro tip : d'alembert's item was an ~elite~ retelling of the world. the mass retelling of the world isn't a retelling, isn't of the world, and interests as much as any other fly metabolism byproducts.
a111: Logged on 2018-08-13 14:05 asciilifeform: meanwhile, in heathendom lulz, https://archive.is/U1Ar5 + https://archive.is/RTBp0 >> fritzcore in 'via' (industrial x86 clone) publicly raped
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: about a decade ago, i bought, on a lark, a keychain thing that claimed to contain all of the text of the then-pediwikia, and had 'random' button. ~99+% of presses of this button, resulted in 'flyshit, montana'-type nowhere-village article.
a111: Logged on 2018-08-13 15:45 Mocky: wow, there's a wikipedia page for the number 50,000 "50,000 (fifty thousand) is the natural number that comes after 49,999 and before 50,001. It is a round number." marginal accuracy achieved thru absolute irrelevance
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-13#1841199 << i'd say that's a typical offering. there's similar pages on ~every small town in the woods, and on the basis of this mass then there's ~entirely similar~ articles on elite topics.
asciilifeform: ( there's ~350mil left to go )
asciilifeform: ( snarfed up by mats, he has not detailed the exact methodology of yet )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: iirc it is raw crapola straight from the sslolade
a111: Logged on 2018-08-13 01:31 asciilifeform: what i'ma end up doing, is to factor all of the small composites, remove'em from db, enter the factors instead, and henceforth never enter composites into factor table.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not only it, but just about surely the other recurrent idjiocies in the zoo ( http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/factors )
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-12#1841182 << what's the link for that ? seeing how it's new.
a111: Logged on 2018-08-12 23:37 asciilifeform: the huawei crapola, for instance, i'm quite convinced at this point would be 100% breakable if anybody got hold of a unit and forced it to generate keys 24/7 for a coupla months
Mocky: check the file permissions?
Mocky: wow, there's a wikipedia page for the number 50,000 "50,000 (fifty thousand) is the natural number that comes after 49,999 and before 50,001. It is a round number." marginal accuracy achieved thru absolute irrelevance
Mocky: #eulora for one. personally i thought the asciiart dick bird dunking a basketball was a bit much but hey
BingoBoingo: And now the botters are dropping asciiartforms in channels
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in heathendom lulz, https://archive.is/U1Ar5 + https://archive.is/RTBp0 >> fritzcore in 'via' (industrial x86 clone) publicly raped
asciilifeform: ( and omit 'new small factor for known rubbish mod' from rss, nobody particularly needs to 'see the rubble bounce' )
asciilifeform: what i'ma end up doing, is to factor all of the small composites, remove'em from db, enter the factors instead, and henceforth never enter composites into factor table.
asciilifeform: and nobody fucking cares that 'there are 2 moduli divisible by 1547665'. aint prime.
asciilifeform: ok, output is happening. up side : there's output, that there was not before. down side : so far all of it is small change crapolade. i'ma really have to do a mod-by-mod walk and gcd(mod, 8192bit primorial from oldthread) . and henceforth on submission. cuz this is lame.
asciilifeform: the actual count of new factors found, was 28 .
BingoBoingo: A lol in the spew: "deedbot> http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/23B2173C2FF1A9C43007D526720EA2B9EC1CB4AC21503429ACFBA1DA022517B3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 3 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'James Bottomley <jejb@kernel.org>; James Bottomley <JBottomley@Odin.com>; James Bottomley <JBottomley@Parallels.com>; James Bottomley <James.Bottomley@HansenPartnership.com>; '"
asciilifeform: the huawei crapola, for instance, i'm quite convinced at this point would be 100% breakable if anybody got hold of a unit and forced it to generate keys 24/7 for a coupla months
a111: Logged on 2016-09-02 18:26 asciilifeform: well other working hypothesis is that it is ~not~ tiny fraction, but a tip of the 'birthday theorem' iceberg.
a111: Logged on 2017-02-07 18:49 asciilifeform: hanbot: conceivably, a sabotaged generator that yields 2**32 possible keys, will result in ~0 natural collisions, and remain invisible to phuctor unless i first find it via some other means.
asciilifeform: buncha phuctor output, btw, in #asciilifeform , and prolly will through the night
lobbes: http://blog.lobbesblog.com/2018/07/auctionbot-eta-and-status-report/#selection-71.0-71.11 << update: I have completed a successful test run of an external .py script communicating on IRC via logbot and the listen/notify mechanisms of postgres. Best part is that I've got a solid foundation for bot command handling as a result of the testing. Blog post soon on the details of playing 'ping-pong' with logbot and postgres as the paddle
BingoBoingo: <mod6> Let's think on it anyway. I guess worst case, BingoBoingo could take a day trip to BSAS and buy some drives. << They aren't cheaper over there
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the even powers thing is a real effect tho, it's why we still occasionally get 'mod phuctored! factors : 3' etc
mircea_popescu: in other fucking lulz, check out usg.freenode : http://logs.minigame.biz/2018-08-12.log.html#t20:01:43
a111: Logged on 2018-08-12 18:30 asciilifeform: i had this knob on the implementation conveyor regardless, because of a certain peculiarity of bernstein's algo which i noticed, where if there is an even multiple of any given factor present in the whole, it will not get found
mod6: that'll do it then.
mod6: We're right under the threshold here.
mod6: Ok then.
a111: Logged on 2018-08-12 18:29 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: depending on how long it takes to get disks, we can do what i suggested a while back ( but for some reason can't dig up, in l0gz) where we trade space for time, and run on randomized subsets of the db continuously
asciilifeform: mod6 can, either via http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-12#1841098 , or disk on snake ( if BingoBoingo turns one up )
mod6: (guessing it would take somewhere around that amount of time for the shipment to complete from ben_vulpes)
mod6: Anyway, your idea sounds like a plan. But can S.NSA live without the mechanical 10Tb spinners for a month?
mod6: Yeah, just throwin it out there.
mod6: (otherwise would just throw him more funds to place a second order immediately)
mod6: And then we still have no spares until BingoBoingo can place another order. Which I'm fine with, but still leaves us kinda in a sticky spot.
lobbesbot: asciilifeform: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: !Q later tell BingoBoingo plz lemme know re the 1 mech disk in the bilge ( whose is it ? and what size ? and can fit in the snake ? )
mod6: So what you're thinking is that instaed of the 5 EVO 1tb ssd's that we were supposed to get for S.MG, he'd send 5 10Tb disks for S.NSA instead?
lobbesbot: asciilifeform: The operation succeeded.
mod6: BingoBoingo should be ordering drives within a day or so from the btc I sent him on friday.
mod6: i dunno, I just put in a checkin with him in #pizarro to see about the refund. best case, he got the refund and can ship more drives, perhaps today even.
asciilifeform: mod6: what's the latest on ben_vulpes's disks misadventure ?
mod6: we are trying to get more drives down there, as you know. but could be a while until we have any spares at all.
asciilifeform: i had this knob on the implementation conveyor regardless, because of a certain peculiarity of bernstein's algo which i noticed, where if there is an even multiple of any given factor present in the whole, it will not get found
a111: Logged on 2018-08-12 17:09 mod6: Sincen we only have ~one~ spare remaining on hand until we get our other drive shipments, I kinda wanna hang on to the foundation
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: depending on how long it takes to get disks, we can do what i suggested a while back ( but for some reason can't dig up, in l0gz) where we trade space for time, and run on randomized subsets of the db continuously
a111: Logged on 2018-08-12 17:09 mod6: Sincen we only have ~one~ spare remaining on hand until we get our other drive shipments, I kinda wanna hang on to the foundation
mircea_popescu: do we actually own that spare too ? iirc we did sell them something.
mircea_popescu: i'm not strictly against the configuration, put four large disks on it w/e. see what pizarro says too, but i'm amenable.
mircea_popescu: alright, so basically you want to make the spare into a dumb disk box ? isn't that a waste of board ?
mircea_popescu: wouldn't it be better to have 3ssd raid and the mechanical inside ?
asciilifeform: ( and there was nobody to collect all of ipv4's ssl etc )
asciilifeform: when i provisioned the boxes, eater operated at ~10 units / sec, instead of 150 .
mircea_popescu: aleright, so then tell me this, why is our box provisioned in such a way you ran out of space ?
asciilifeform: so we're the ones provisioning disks
mircea_popescu: or else yes i agree s.nsa can afford more drives if it wants them
mircea_popescu: what am i agreeing with here ? yes i agree pizarro should have on hand a dozen of each type of disk it uses, at the least. and yes as per ancient http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-13#1825188 it seems a good move for it.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: they're in order of submission, so the top MB or so is ssl certolade, the rest -- sks
mircea_popescu: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/search?q=bitcoin << very probably some "platform" or other, keybase ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform connection's been shit, i suspect they're "fighting spam"
a111: Logged on 2018-08-12 00:11 trinque: if all it does is cough up the link to search, wouldn't really need an API
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-12#1841012 << this, seems good as it is tbh. let the republican style development work, if anyone for some reason needs, the anyone asks by explaining the reason and we see.
mircea_popescu: ftr, "crashing" in a "wooded area" sounds like someone didn't look for sidewinder debris at the site.
mod6: Sincen we only have ~one~ spare remaining on hand until we get our other drive shipments, I kinda wanna hang on to the foundation
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Those are the bastard lappy drives in the plasic shells with snake already
asciilifeform: only the typical 5v one ( i.e. needs lappy-sized drive )
mod6: ah, cool. can you get by with an external drive like those then? that might be the best idea, especially for $100-$120
BingoBoingo: There's a TBF marked spare 1 TB samsung in the inventory sheet. If thoroughput isn't absolutely necessary there are also locally available external spinninf rust HDD's: https://www.zonatecno.com.uy/ProductDetail/90355/Disco%20duro%20externo%20Seagate%201TB%20STEA1000400%20USB%203-0 and https://www.zonatecno.com.uy/ProductDetail/90469/Disco%20duro%20externo%20Seagate%202TB%20STEA2000400%20USB%203-0
BingoBoingo: mod6: I'll dig out the cabinet inventory
mod6: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-12#1841025 << Well, I'm under the impression that there might be a spare for the bitcoin foundation.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: we are gonna have to activate the s.nsa spare box, as a storage cluster ( and get disks to fill same )
asciilifeform: ... in fact, loox like there won't be any moar phuctor output until i get a 1TB disk hooked up ( will have to be on a usb snake, luckily i left BingoBoingo with one -- as all 4 drive bays on dulap are full )
lobbesbot: asciilifeform: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: in other noose, 1st mats parcel -- eaten. will grind today.
asciilifeform: btw these are sorted, most-recent-submitted 1st
trinque: at any rate, happy to lend a hand when it's clear what the command will do
trinque: if all it does is cough up the link to search, wouldn't really need an API
asciilifeform: rather than having folx go an' scrape
Mocky: so many 'mocky's in there incl. sexualnepomocky and MockyJoke
trinque: thinking being that it'd hand back the top search result?
trinque: congrats on the phuctor upgrades btw
lobbesbot: asciilifeform: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: they already had mandatory remote root on the boeings (which is how, lol '9/11'(tm)(r) ), can easily picture 'national seekoority' mandate of same for errything bigger than paper plane
asciilifeform: '"Nah, I mean, I don't need that much help. I've played some video games before," the man responds.'
asciilifeform: 'Earlier in the flight, the man says: "This is probably like jail time for life, huh? I mean, I would hope it is, for a guy like me." "Well," a controller responds, "we're not going to worry or think about that. But could you start a left-hand turn, please?"' << gold
asciilifeform: lobbes: i suspect they'll have usg.net-connected hotel-style locks before long.
a111: Logged on 2018-08-11 18:31 mircea_popescu: viznut anyway, your past history of being an imbecile caught up with you finally. get the fuck lost.
asciilifeform: aaaand lol, just as i said this, realized that index gen will bring the machine to its knees for coupla hr.
asciilifeform: in other noose, loox like parcel no. 1 will be eaten before the night ends , optimized eater worxgreat
mircea_popescu: viznut anyway, your past history of being an imbecile caught up with you finally. get the fuck lost.
a111: Logged on 2017-12-31 15:02 asciilifeform: oddlyenuff these negged-in-absentia folx never seem to come to pick up their 'award'
asciilifeform: viznut: don't take my word for it, take a dig in the logs, make use of the search function.
viznut: sounds very unusual for an irc channel, might indicate that the people consider their discussions interesting enough
asciilifeform: ( he's eaten through the last 2yrs, afaik still working on earlier histories )
asciilifeform: viznut: you'll prolly find the chan logs to be of interest.
a111: Logged on 2017-12-31 14:06 asciilifeform: meanwhile, in vintage lulz, http://countercomplex.blogspot.com/2014/08/the-resource-leak-bug-of-our.html
asciilifeform: ( eater nao eats ~10% faster also, on acct of the thing not being bogged in doing stats asynch. )
asciilifeform: not only fast, but shortened the proggy by 100 ln or so, and nao also can add formulae to stats pg w/out restarting
mircea_popescu: yeast and water ; let it rise for >4 hours in the mixing bowl and that's that.\
mircea_popescu: "I've discovered batter for southern style biscuits." << lmao. 000 and beyonds fine ground flour is for pastry. coarser ground works best for bread.
a111: Logged on 2018-08-10 21:14 phf: well, that's how mountaineering business works: bulk of ascends are done by sherpas, who carry a paying lawyer on their back, but you still have one in a thousand die in an avalanche, so that the rest can pretend like they actually did something dangerous.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-10#1840904 << i fear he has it exactly right... the intent is not "omfg we're fucked" but precisely "oh noes we matter [enough to...]".
asciilifeform: absolutely nuffin in there should take moar than (at worst) 3s or so, to load.
mod6: yeah, the stats page is lightning
mod6: <+asciilifeform> please welcome the new & improved phuctor www frontend, 4th rewrite ! << nice!
a111: Logged on 2017-11-04 14:37 asciilifeform: ( in mega-b00k re 'evil fyoootoor' , 'stand on zanzibar', this process becomes a proper service, for which they charge, and you can get not only firing squad but whatever you like, burning at the stake, guillotine, etc. )
a111: Logged on 2018-08-10 21:07 phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-10#1840849 << these are not stories of abuse, these are war stories "what i do matters". it's such a huge part of the lore that i wouldn't be surprised if the hotel mgmt does it to attract more of an attention to the event. you mean i get to hang out with dangerous hackers??
asciilifeform: theoretically oughta stand up to ~unlimited www use/abuse.
asciilifeform: please welcome the new & improved phuctor www frontend, 4th rewrite !
deedbot: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2018/08/10/3-days-of-loaves/ << Bingo Blog - 3 Days Of Loaves
phf: well, that's how mountaineering business works: bulk of ascends are done by sherpas, who carry a paying lawyer on their back, but you still have one in a thousand die in an avalanche, so that the rest can pretend like they actually did something dangerous.
a111: Logged on 2018-08-10 16:00 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-10#1840813 << the only thing funnier than the hotel rectal probing and post-party arrests they do, is how the patients continue to show ( and pay, what, 5-10k usd, for the privilege ) !
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-10#1840849 << these are not stories of abuse, these are war stories "what i do matters". it's such a huge part of the lore that i wouldn't be surprised if the hotel mgmt does it to attract more of an attention to the event. you mean i get to hang out with dangerous hackers??
mod6: Previously we paid .21483957 for UY3 (according to the April statement)
asciilifeform: ( relatedly, iirc there's a vintage ro trilema re how reich-style policing increases street theft , by making fertile fields for smalltime crime , but can't seem to unearth it )
mircea_popescu: sometimes you read like "here's a picture of the apple tree in socialism, as you can see, it makes fruit to help the 5year plan", you know that ?
mircea_popescu: spyked http://thetarpit.org/posts/y05/07a-copenhagen.html#selection-449.0-453.178 << this made very little sense to me. how does it follow ? why, for instance, do you suspect any of the three would, or which holes ?