benkay: i can't see through all the semicolons
ThickAsThieves: what's the cheapest one can get 12,000 domain names anyway?
kakobrekla: they are also retarded
pankkake: well they also say XBT
jurov: or what is the code? DGC?
ozbot: Dogecoin: The Future Of All Trade And Commerce. - YouTube
jurov: it's normal or are these really weak keys?
dignork: fun with huge numbers is that you can be horribly wrong and it's still on the same order of magnitude - huge :)
davout: still, it sounds that because of the birthday paradox, the more RSA gets used, the weaker it becomes
jurov: meand 1.4% of them should be primes, plenty enough
gribble: Error: Something in there wasn't a valid number.
jurov: the 'density' of primes around t should be 1/lnt.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mjoiii__: the bitcoin symbol
davout: dignork: as in 10% of the numbers above 2^1023 is a prime?
dignork: davout: the space is huge: let's say you're looking for a 2^1024 prime, which is not less than 2^1023, and roughly each 10th number is prime, you have ~2^1022 variants
davout: dignork: the global search space must be mind-boggling if the PRNG is relied upon to select a search space that won't overlap with other search spaces from other known RSA keys
davout: and the fact that you can factor RSA keys if you find two that share a prime makes me wonder whether we won't someday run out of usable ones
davout: i mean, there's only so much primes under a certain boundary right
davout: there is something i always wondered, how is a PRNG relevant to finding primes ?
bitcoinpete: "The importance of primes transcend theoretical aspects, and practical applications include public key cryptography algorithms and pseudorandom number generators "
bitcoinpete: "The complex architecture of primes and natural numbers"
pankkake: the rule is global to my server, so I can't really disable it for one domain
benkay: i'm just a slave under the regime! don't make me suffer *more*!
mod6: thx for the link kakobrekla
bitcoinpete: the scammiest lol
mod6: "i own 12,000 domain names, I know everything about bitcoin, I probably know most of the damn people who own the bitcoin ..."
bitcoinpete: mod6 just some priceless specimens there
mod6: "WE'RE ALL GOIN TO THE MOON!" such amaze
KRS-One: seriously uncomfortable..nothing like the real fucking thing
jurov: *tat dodges the neobee question*
ozbot: Much Sex So Safe! Wow! It's the Great Dogecondom Design Contest! Submit your condom wrapper designs
ThickAsThieves: http://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/1xx4fl/much_sex_so_safe_wow_its_the_great_dogecondom/
ThickAsThieves: i bet there are doge condoms
jurov: will there be neobee condoms, too?
pankkake: the best way to have no flaw in your crypto is to not write it
jurov: tomorrow they have flagship opening..moar swag photos upcoming
jurov: ThickAsThieves: is that the apple ssl code?
pankkake: the image confuses my brain
ThickAsThieves: "the culprit was a faulty network router"
ThickAsThieves: "Yesterday, just days after its high-profile $16 billion acquisition by Facebook, the Whatsapp messaging service suffered an unprecedented four hours of downtime. "
benkay: how is the ukraine doing today?
ThickAsThieves: "we're all going to the moon on generosity"
ThickAsThieves: anyone else see strange characters in the Recent Trades box here: https://www.havelockinvestments.com/order.php?symbol=NEOBEE
ThickAsThieves: i worked for the sports section at a newspaper for 2 years
BingoBoingo: Most sports are fundamentally boring when they aren't understood.
BingoBoingo: Baseball would probably be better if they just let leaded coffee back into the clubhouse instead of going through this pretense http://www.baseballnation.com/2012/6/29/3104332/is-there-an-adhd-epidemic-in-major-league-baseball
ThickAsThieves: there could also be safety arguments in sports
BingoBoingo: The sports dope arms race has a lulzy endgame though. Castrations because natural hormones aren't as good as the sports dope versions. Eventually an equilibrium occurs where either the people competing at the highest level have testacles or not.
chetty: clubs in the sports sense are 'public accommodations' , so what they gonna do, exclude blacks and gays too?
ThickAsThieves: well there are two types of logic
ThickAsThieves: i cna smoke a cigarette in my own terms, but when i have to mix the values of others i must compromise
mircea_popescu: "o, club trying to forbid drugs is only causing clashes at the gate"
mircea_popescu: but if you support them being illegal in clubs, you really have no grounds to oppose them being generally illegal.
mircea_popescu: so then you basically got nothing.
ThickAsThieves: ont play the sport if you wanna do that drug
mircea_popescu: it's their league and fuck you.
ThickAsThieves: the grounds that it's my league and fuck you
mircea_popescu: it's either good or bad.
mircea_popescu: we have two sets of special olympics : for the chemically imbalanced type 1 and for the chemically imbalanced type 2.
mircea_popescu: soon enough the things competing in sports look about as human as the things competing in special olympics
mircea_popescu: cause it's the perfect examplke of why i'm against. if it's legal then it's mandatory, cause if you can you must.
mircea_popescu: note that i don't really know what the guy is supposed to be
ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> there's jose canseco in there which is why i linked him /// lol this is one ugly link...ick
mircea_popescu: cause srsly... not even a cover ? not even a decade ago ? any 16yo can make the cover ffs.
mircea_popescu: i wonder what a "submodel" is then
mircea_popescu: "Famous For: Has been in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue for 8 consecutive years!"
pankkake: perhaps because of the splits?
mircea_popescu: i bet you that if you hire any selection of them you want to tweet some muzak or w/e you will sell less units than dollars spent ?
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/ron-maimon-lubos-motl-and-other-internet-things-i-hear-of-today-for-the-very-first-time/#comment-98192
mircea_popescu: i guess if i add up the various bitcoin guilds in games we get just about a circulation
mircea_popescu: there should be a forbes list for bitcoin, derping about hao mp lost most of his wealth this quarter and is nao desperate!!1
ThickAsThieves: they are targeting Bank of Cyprus pretty directly
mircea_popescu: o look at that, wikipedia has meanwhile caught on that the people still left editing there are mostly paid marketeers.
BingoBoingo: Possibly related http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/02/23/the-heathrow-m/
ThickAsThieves: biggest probly being the Bee network
ThickAsThieves: either way
ThickAsThieves: the site essentially says "send you coins" in not many more words
goxtakeover: <mircea_popescu> - this can be read on the website
mircea_popescu: goxtakeover start by introducing yourself and drop the spurious "we"
caustiq: topple the banking cabal
caustiq: hope they spread virally throughout EU
pankkake: as far as I know, Windows has the same issue, and a lot of software has to work around it - especially since servers also have GUIs
mircea_popescu: http://theinvisiblethings.blogspot.ro/2011/04/linux-security-circus-on-gui-isolation.html btw
chatquack: ~trembling like a penguin, when the battey fails.
ozbot: Southern Cross with lyrics - Crosby, Stills, and Nash - YouTube
KRS-One: Crosby, Stills, Nash: southern cross
chatquack: ~Ooooh! Anything for you, my most seductive, seclusive... pop star of a man... picture this if you can: b jobs! knotted nylons! bamboo canes! three unreleased recordings of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young fighting in the dressing-room of the Fillmore East! Why, one enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shoved up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore! All this
chatquack: ~real futuristic, I dig the fins.~
chatquack: *que willie the pimp*
chatquack: ~oh you can hear the steam baby...~
davout: mircea_popescu: you forgot the "powered by btcjam"
mircea_popescu: mtgox living on the edge dun dun dun
mircea_popescu: may be that they've found a sucker, but that story'll end if i find him too.
davout: is there some mtgox-related news or whatever
mircea_popescu: so prices move while you sleep. welcome to the insomniac side.
davout: wtf is up with the price
chatquack: in all the wrong ways
chatquack: ~Where the members of The Vanilla Fudge told Don Preston about a home movie they made at the Edgewater Inn . . . with a mud shark!~
chatquack: ~ . . . to a meeting, a chance meeting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport . . .~
chatquack: ~There's a motel in Seattle, Washington, called the Edgewater Inn . . . The Edgewater Inn is built out on a pier . . . so that means that when you look out your window you don't see any dirt, it's . . . got a bay or something out in your backyard . . .~
chatquack: ~I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believe in neither, but fear them as well; This one's a doctor, this one's a lawyer, THIS ONE'S A CASH FIEND TAKING YOUR MONEY!~
chatquack gets ready to "do the cockroach".
mircea_popescu: "Many Americans today, just as they did 200 years ago, feel burdened, stifled, and sometimes even oppressed by government that has grown too large, too bureaucratic, too wasteful, too unresponsive, too uncaring about people and their problems. I believe we can embark on a new age of reform in this country and an era of national renewal, an era that will reorder the relationship between citizen and government."
mircea_popescu: "If all of this seems like a great deal of trouble, think what's at stake. We are faced with the most evil enemy mankind has known in his long climb from the swamp to the stars. There can be no security anywhere in the free world if there is no fiscal and economic stability within the United States. Those who ask us to trade our freedom for the soup kitchen of the welfare state are architects of a policy of accommodati
mircea_popescu: bloctoc no specific benchmarks yet, but there will be
bloctoc: the logistics would never work because of wall sockets.
bloctoc: I don't wish to belabor the point, but I recall a conversation long ago about flying horses.
chatquack: I've never seen such a divese croud then at a Modest Mouse show.
chatquack plays the air violin
chatquack does the cockroach
ozbot: Modest Mouse - The Whale Song - YouTube
ozbot: Modest Mouse - Ocean Breathes Salty - YouTube
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The firstnamelastname.net blog yeah.
BingoBoingo: I promise, I will always be the best parody of myself.
mircea_popescu: i love it when people are their own parodies.
mircea_popescu: @cukeking @CharlieShrem How exciting. Where will the bitcoin innovation end?
chatquack: Send him the bill.
chatquack: ~That's why we only work when, we neeeeeed the money~
chatquack: I think even the older gas ones would still rely on their ignition coil to build power to feed the spark plugs.
BingoBoingo: EMP's negative effects generally appear in relation to the length of the recieving wire.
chatquack: I don't know if it's the same for gas.
chatquack: Not once the chambers are hot.
chatquack: Oh oh.. If the chamber is still hot enough to combust gas?
chatquack runs to the hills and dons his tinfoil hat.
chatquack: The recharging system would be fried too.
chatquack: Vexual, wouldn't the ignition coil still be a prob?
mircea_popescu: B007 some people do but mostly the car is not for fuck.
Vexual: in '38 they did
mircea_popescu: they still use carburetors ?!
chatquack: ~working at the car wash ya~
BingoBoingo: I'm finally coing to chop my emssions system to bits with a sawzall next week and hope it wasn't the EGR valve
Vexual: for those of you that don't know the jive, thats two carburettors and an overdrive
mircea_popescu: maybe we end up with the bitcoin-assets hotrods club
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Would be a shame if a stiff milking gave goat the MRSA
ozbot: Elevator pitch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
mircea_popescu: just give the elevator speech.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform remarkably clever the trashbin faraday cage.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Ever since Abe I don't think any 'Murican would dispute graft as the greatest 'Murican sport
chatquack: FTA: The filaments are only a few hundredths of an inch thick and can float in the air like a dense cloud.
ozbot: Nicki Minaj - Pound The Alarm (Explicit) - YouTube
ozbot: BLU-114/B "Soft-Bomb" - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
BingoBoingo: Later declassification revealed there were merely littering weapons
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: This was first used against Serbia during the operations to "free" "Kosovo"
BingoBoingo: The US still has airborne cluster munitions that are deigned for used against power substations which by design litter the area with aliminum and carboin fillaments.
asciilifeform: but, much as any general would love 'death ray', there is no death ray.
asciilifeform: the one and only such item of some actual military use is a (current) russian anti-tank shell that detonates at an approach of ~1m
BingoBoingo: To the best of my knowledge unuseful non-nuclear emp weapons are a thing, but vastly surpassed by non-nuclear, non-emp weapons that simply scatter conductive fibers.
asciilifeform: (actual vircator or other known mechanisms gives nothing close to 100%)
asciilifeform: and picture 100% of the chemical energy converted into a radio emission of whichever type you prefer.
asciilifeform: the notion of a useful non-nuclear emp weapon is transparent grantsmanship
asciilifeform: turn the planet's magnetosphere into a dynamo.
asciilifeform: the reason why it is so easy to produce massive emp with nuke is, charged particles zinging around in van allen belt.
BingoBoingo: Rousey is a fucking cut of the first degree
asciilifeform: u.s. claimed that they zapped the entire iraqi power grid with emp, a transparently laughable tale
B007: link to a story about the emp?
asciilifeform: knocking it out for several hours (they had to change an amp)
asciilifeform: incidentally, emp weapon other than traditional nuke is more or less a joke
Vexual: subs talk through oceans and the earth with very long waves
mircea_popescu: so if i have a shell in the shape of two connected spheres, of different sizes, i can't put an instrument inside that will tell me whether the small or the big sphere is closer to the nuclear blast ?
asciilifeform: although the schoolbook typically starts with a spherical shell as example
asciilifeform: on the outside.
asciilifeform: greene's theorem.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the amount of aiming the light beam requires makes your ships still vulnerable to emp
asciilifeform: sealed conductive chassis (nobody cancelled Greene's theorem)
asciilifeform: pill against emp is to use line-of-sight optical links between the 'bees'
asciilifeform: all great. except that you only need one 'bee' up the tailpipe.
asciilifeform: let's see with what they will shoot a swarm.
Vexual: radar at the edge of space?
benkay: fuck actual humans in planes BingoBoingo their time has come and gone
BingoBoingo: benkay: I know two classmates who became fighterpilots. At least one wants to become a cargo pilot because the planes are more comfy.
Mats_cd03: im about to move there for a job
benkay: "go over there and ruin anything moving till you run out of juice"
benkay: i actually think coordination of the cheap ones is an emergent thing
benkay: they're cheap enough that one might be able to test different strategies
BingoBoingo: benkay: Flip the uses. Disposables for command and fancy for destruction
Vexual: the hobby that keeps you outta guitmo
mircea_popescu: benkay what's the total kinetic mommentum you expect could be packed in something like http://www.bvmjets.com/images/XtremeJets/F16/missiles.jpg ?
Vexual: turbo polystyrene is the best model jet
benkay: yeah keep 20 or 30 of the nice ones around
mircea_popescu: nondisposable have their utility.
asciilifeform: diy war machine ought to be regarded as disposable. so solid rocket engine would make the most practical sense.
benkay: oh man they're doing cool stuff too mircea_popescu http://www.bvmjets.com/tips/sabre_jet_news.htm
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think he is lucky that he's unkempt, otherwise i'd be reading all over the internet how he's a pedophile pornographer gypsy guy.
mircea_popescu: yrah the jet dudes
BingoBoingo: I predict Vexual next says Bullshit because he loves the shit of Bulls over the shit of cows
benkay: what is the damn power plant!
asciilifeform: when i read these folks, i wonder if they'd care for stallman if he were washed & dressed
benkay: the jets dudes?
mircea_popescu: the xtremejets ppl.
mircea_popescu: After about five minutes, it finally dawned on me that this was the guy behind the GNU/GPL movement but he spoke like an insane, raving mad man. After about half an hour of listening, I came to the conclusion that he fits the stereotype of prophet like those found in the Bible only hes got the software angle.
mircea_popescu: "I met Richard Stallman (RMS) once. Actually sat down to dinner with him at the same table but I didnt realize who he was. He was poorly dressed, unkempt, needed a shower, and his conversation was both confused and confusing. I later learned that he was always that way. When he got up as the speaker for that afternoon, I said to myself, Huh? Who is this guy that hes being allowed to speak dressed like that?
benkay: i have yet to identify the powerplant, yet, but many pages mention fuel tanks
benkay: anyways hey guys checkout these sweet mini jets: http://www.bvmjets.com/Pages/XtremeJets/F16%206.75.htm
asciilifeform: they also have a tradition of re-issuing the same text year after year, with renumbered exercises
asciilifeform: was in a uni bookstore not long ago. there are books costing 150-200 usd
Vexual: be the textbook
mircea_popescu: any system in which the printed books cost more than the xerocopies doesn't deserve to exist.
mircea_popescu: all the kids bought books afair, mostly because it was cheaper to buy the book than to photocopy
benkay: that would be the answer to this wouldn't it Vexual
gribble: Rafale Xtremjet Skymaster Kingtech K-140F - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiX3dVLU9go>; RC F-15 Turbine Jet Maiden Flight "Kingtech K-140" - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2moHwVW8NM>; K-140 (Kansas highway) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-140_(Kansas_highway)>
mircea_popescu: Vexual they're becoming independent.
benkay: hey guys thumbs up or thumbs down on gently simmering the covered stock overnight
Vexual: whats happening in the ukraine? i don't trust twitter
Vexual: i don't know shit, when you get to the big water, it's not austalistan anymore
Vexual extrudes another hernia
Vexual: you hacked into the coke truck gps ascii
kakobrekla: ok imma start to think people are getting these countries unintentionally wrong
mircea_popescu: btw, since we're on the topic : anyone explain the difference between a clism and a cataclysm ?
kakobrekla: i thought thats the bing bang
mircea_popescu: i wonder how those people advertise it. "all the cramp and discomfort of a bra with none of the protection!"
kakobrekla: no, fork i know, the manual i dont.
mircea_popescu: somalia needs training in using the fork ?
Vexual: got the manual no doubt ascii
kakobreklaa: THERE YOU ARE!
kakobrekla: not the link tho
kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2014#522839 and the next 3 lines, .... looks like mp is running mtgox
B007: but I like *nix the best
BingoBoingo: Well, I make small modificattions, but as per my classifications of these things it is delete and see if it still works rather than actual programming.
BingoBoingo: But firefox is fixed simply through the NoScript extension to become the second best web browser after Lynx