benkay: "examiner"
benkay: trough of disillusionment? trough of disillusionment.
benkay: "gay" is a human thing, KRS1.
benkay: i guess it's hard to see his penis in that photo
benkay: training: http://imgur.com/xi9CLxg
benkay: ^^ again with the absurdities.
benkay: american white-collar folk are generally sent to the hospital, where the peeing happens in a luxurious room, in private.
benkay: it's the kind of hilariously fucked up situations you get under communism i guess
benkay: "did you smoke pot in the last thirty days? oop - insurance doesn't cover that. guess you're out an arm!"
benkay: the post-incident piss test.
benkay: the really funny part of the whole charade?
benkay: senior management generally being reluctant to sacrifice the potsmokers, you see.
benkay: if insurance companies insist on tests actually happening, managers are discreetly dispatched to discover who the safe testing targets are.
benkay: the testing is not random, it rarely even appears that way.
benkay: this, as one might expect, is just another tool to control the cattle in america.
benkay: net result: test everyone. randomly.
benkay: gotta keep risk down on insuring those line operators, and can't sow dissent in the ranks by testing the operators and not the engineers.
benkay: most american desk jockies as well, especially if your desk is attached to a manufacturing operation.
benkay: moiety gum bumping?
benkay: mystical coins
benkay: the20year2: your operation can't possibly file an0.
benkay: ipo it to the moon
benkay: when does the taper even kick in?
benkay: so when do the big markets start to price in the taper?
benkay: plus, what do i look like, a trader?!
benkay: i've already decided on that strategy. i think rent plays are a red herring.
benkay: yeah.
benkay: still noodling on a 6 month put basically
benkay: busy
benkay: and fukken
benkay: cuz i r lazy
benkay: !t h rent
benkay: nope
benkay: why can nobody do anything for themselves?
benkay: so what is to be done but put the empty one on the counter and pop the cherry on the new one
benkay: i go for coffe, she informs me that this air pot is empty
benkay: this morning at the café, some nice lady is standing next to the air pot, idling, hoping for attention
benkay: and coinbr just a hop skip and a jump from that
benkay: mpex is right over there
benkay: what funding does bitbet need, antephialtic?
benkay: ;;lasers
benkay: amazed it took so long.
benkay: what, you need a perforated strip too?!
benkay: <Duffer1> obamacare is best care, comrade << nice
benkay: what, me wisdom?
benkay: fr srs
benkay: "i didn't get any panties!"
benkay: but the feeeewiiiings
benkay: this dodges entirely the question of how to educate the idiots who aren't reading, much less inferring.
benkay: i met an ex-teacher while drinking beers after closing a deal the other day. he mentioned teaching sex-ed in an abstinence-only situation, and when I asked him "so how do you actually teach them?!" he said something along the lines of "well the smart ones can read between the lines"
benkay: !t h rent
benkay pictures a really shitty crypto car
benkay pictures a crypto-car
benkay: satoshi's fiat
benkay: it's a lot of money in some parts of the world, nubbins`.
benkay: dat +5 with a -30
benkay: ;;gettrust Artifex
benkay: mhm
benkay: just to fuck with us, copumpkin.
benkay: punkman1: where is that?
benkay: doubt it, though.
benkay: no clue, Mats_cd03.
benkay: it's the internet, moiety, ain't nobody stopping you from putting your own aich tee em ell anywhere
benkay: oh lord https://twitter.com/PHP_CEO
benkay: nice, nubbins`
benkay: i hate to reproduce hn links, but this lil gem has burst a laugh or two from me: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1403_02-08_mickens.pdf
benkay: meanwhile, on the derpcyclopedia of note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation
benkay: .bait
benkay: stop downloading shit off the internet, noobs.
benkay: this is actually a good thing!
benkay: well done
benkay: that is an implication
benkay: the rest was privately placed!
benkay: gosh.
benkay: it's not my shopping list - i don't do the shopping, moiety.
benkay: overheard in my household this morning "paycheck and a buttplug! the only grocery list you'll ever need."
benkay: brevity, wit, etc.
benkay: probly reads the logs but can't extemporize.
benkay: this is much like asciilifeform's refrain about "trusted computing" on top of compromised hardware. all the proofs in the world won't save you from bad hardware in the memory stack, and all the quant kabbalah in the world won't make you money on non-functional options exchanges.
benkay: peterl: it's not his strategy that's wrong, it's his implementation details. like icbit.
benkay: <mircea_popescu> fuck me, the world is perfect <mircea_popescu> who knew. << alexander pope.
benkay: !b 1
benkay: ;;tslb
benkay: democracy!
benkay: ;;tslb
benkay: lalalalala not reading moiety
benkay: didn't read
benkay: *starter
benkay: pro shit
benkay: en.bitcoin.it down for anyone else?
benkay: errybody wanna bitcoin, so long as it's easily obtained from government-approved taps
benkay: there's no price signal, so everyone's reduced to gibbering like animals about satoshi
benkay: i gather we're in the backlash phase of this mainstream hype cycle
benkay: i chuckled: http://imgur.com/5u5cg6r
benkay: ...
benkay: ^^ sez every derpy web dev
benkay: stowage be cheap.
benkay: psh who downsizes things
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:38225b734771f5785a983b985405ade56f387a93a7ea6ede4014820b
benkay: reason 5467 to run gox from Japan.
benkay: "Ms. Goodman’s research was conducted under the same high editorial and ethical standards that have guided Newsweek for more than 80 years. "
benkay: plus they bought a drone company or something hilaribad?
benkay: one does not simply uninstall an app!
benkay: UNPRECEDENTED
benkay: in other news the babe uninstalled the facebook app from her phone yesterday
benkay: is there a magic havelock backend panel showing who's bought what?
benkay: wat lolwut how do you have any idea who that purchaser is, the20year2
benkay: typically/traditionally...
benkay: bell's typically at six am, right?
benkay: topace, the20year2: when does actual trading begin?
benkay: i was getting cloudflare.
benkay: har har har havelock totally unreachable
benkay: i'm sure crazy demand to participate in the rent ipo's brought havelock down or something
benkay: mike_c: ^^
benkay: self trading begins?
benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu ah, it ain't so bad :)
benkay: !last havelock rent
benkay: !h
benkay: !l h rent
benkay``: oh and nothing any more this is entirely too drunk
benkay``: except by maybe not enforcing the "no merlot" rule
benkay``: like four beers and half a bottle of merlot through no fault of my own
benkay``: what ams even bitcoin
benkay``: i'm drunk you guys but this is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYSEwwOt_ic&list=PLfLtedKjGtQE7sk5CNWXiDhXsQBqkHFH8
benkay: the nubbly things?
benkay: steel cut oats?
benkay: savory oatmeal
benkay: nubbins`: soak oats overnight in that shit
benkay: mircea_popescu: cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/03/06_you-have-not-found-satoshi.html
benkay: MNK(S.)Y
benkay: it's your MNKY moment, BingoBoingo.
benkay`: mike_c: pm
benkay`: the20year2: assume i have btc and can collateralize a position. are you willing to lend me shares?
benkay`: ThickAsThieves: ping
benkay`: i will collateralize.
benkay`: hey, watch your mouth.
benkay`: maybe i just want to do a bitbet
benkay`: i'll put collateral on deposit with someone, not you
benkay`: the20year2: are you willing to lend me some shares?
benkay`: !t h rent
benkay`: how much of a selloff are you expecting, the20year2?
benkay`: dexX7: mystical buttcorns
benkay: *sigh*
benkay: an assette!
benkay: you're in -assets, after all.
benkay: not to imply you yourself are a thick sucker
benkay: they herd u liek crypto and obfuscated the source so they can steal your coins while you doge
benkay: hey moiety have you heard about the multicoin wallet?
benkay: mhm
benkay: also webwallet onry i hear
benkay: old nooz
benkay: britney spears
benkay: pennies from everyone and spears and such
benkay: okay i get it mircea_popescu a penny from every human on earth makes for pathological everything
benkay: i just realized that we have b-list feline internet celebrites
benkay: abro akbar
benkay: i think this is something the forum needs to be chumpatron'd with
benkay: If you are not in a desire to spit at me, you may even let your neighbor/friend or anyone to utilize the service and spit at me.
benkay: While chatting if your feelings are very strong, I may scream for you. Don't stop, continue till the session ends.
benkay: Still, again someone will trouble you. Come again, take my skype session and spit at me. You will feel better.
benkay: Your life will become beautiful. You get enormous energy. You will succeed in all your activities then.
benkay: Scold me, spit at me, and express all of your feelings. Use all the filthy words as you can. Once you have done, your mind is filtered out with all the frustrations.
benkay: I will get in touch with you in skype.
benkay: This is the kind of service I'm offering here.
benkay: You might have to throw out all your frustrations, feelings etc.
benkay: Consider me representing the one who troubled you, or I'm the situation that made you into trouble.
benkay: Most of the time people can't express their feelings. It has to be thrown out. Once it is thrown out, he/she feels light and refreshed.
benkay: amazing
benkay: ABROOOOOO
benkay: seems crazy enough for this decade
benkay: i'm already long bitcoin
benkay: heh i saw EV- and moved on
benkay: there's a pretty hilarious interchange where Shavers says something retarded and the stooge asks "you're getting a job at support dot com, right?"
benkay: should be yeah
benkay: i've published some bits.
benkay: resolving to http://www.buscog.com/
benkay: it's what he owes his father or uncle some money for
benkay: didja get to "business cognition"?
benkay: mircea_popescu would have you believe representation is for the weak of mind, Duffer1
benkay: twitter 'strategy'
benkay: if not last season's socks, a new seasons. what's the actual difference?
benkay: oh, there won't be any more ponzi's in bitcoin?
benkay: sort-of?
benkay: hey mircea_popescu is Vandroidy still around?
benkay: some preferential treatment disclosed.
benkay: my mangos seem to have manufactured some meat for me so i'm going to man off meow
benkay: great mangos there, too ^^
benkay: .bait
benkay: .bait
benkay: great mangos in argentina, apropos only of mangos
benkay: sounds tasty
benkay: rub it all over y'self ;)
benkay: so fuck 'em
benkay: moiety they'll never appreciate any work you do for free
benkay: 5kbtc bet against the BCST scam and not in IRC?
benkay: ;;seen Vandroidy
benkay: ;;gpg info Vandroidy
benkay: ;;gpg info
benkay: ;;ident Vandroidy
benkay: is Vandroidy still around?
benkay: oh this is amazing
benkay: re going with this' just a sentence or two late
benkay: it's pretty funny how shavers keeps saying 'i see where you
benkay: crimea
benkay: subject of, how's the promontory, BingoBoingo?
benkay: i was thinking about the dick sucking, but let's not suffer nubbins` rendition of that, please.
benkay: "I'm going to find it."
benkay: "You have zero record of lending 202000 bitcoins to The Big One the second week of July, 2012; is that right?"
benkay: *obligatory wolf joke reference*
benkay: hie thee to the circus!
benkay: typing while balancing
benkay: pay much for it?
benkay: where is your coinchat located, moiety?
benkay: BingoBoingo: you're too close! pull up! pull up!
benkay: he probably got taken to the cleaners by several different people several different ways
benkay: of course it blew up on him
benkay: it's just this crazy mess of overlapping concerns
benkay: algebaiter
benkay: (Iain M. Banks, The Algebraist)
benkay: asciilifeform have you ever read Banks Algebraist?
benkay: Anathem over Gravity's Rainbow?
benkay: where is full account info?
benkay: "He's returning you bitcoin. He's not returning us dollars."
benkay: "If you can adjust the price of bitcoin on your own through some market manipulation after you get them back from Big One, what do Big One's promises about what the price of bitcoin is on Mt. Gox matter?"
benkay: "subfora"
benkay: mystical bitcoins, guys
benkay: "Bitstamp, you're now the replacement to MtGox. Don't screw this up."
benkay: where does the good stuff start, ThickAsThieves?
benkay: another one of yours, mircea_popescu?
benkay: ah well, back to javascript hell
benkay: yeah huh how did he pile all that up
benkay: i dunno he seems to have stacked some piles of fiat
benkay: ;;lasers
benkay hucks dart
benkay: i'll play loki
benkay: mainstream catches up to scams just as scamwatch nukes 'em
benkay: hysteresis
benkay: "ethereum?" "scam!" "mastercoin?" "scam!" "let me guess - bitcoin foundation?" "SCAM!"
benkay: i had a lot of fun saying 'scam' at the local bitcoin enthusiast part last night
benkay: "What anointed property is bestowed upon “dollars” which, being absent from bitcoins, precludes their usefulness? If you would not even eat your supper without the government first giving you its blessing, then I feel sad for you, for you are truly under a dismal spell and, and suffer a strange kind of man-in-the-sky worship."
benkay: just the musical number.
benkay: snob