benkay: you know the Nexus is trivially broken wide open and all storage read out, right?
benkay: tough.
benkay: do you not have a computer?
benkay: it's onerous, but most worthwhile things are.
benkay: you might consider developing a workflow that includes owning your own bitcoins.
benkay: Hirethestache: do you have your own bitcoin wallet?
benkay: Duffer1: coinbase wouldn't have to be around by bet resolution, though.
benkay: thanks, oz
benkay: (amazing company)
benkay: all complaints about california aside, the company is fantastic: http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=3a7642c
benkay: much better.
benderp: asciilifeform: wtf? forgive my naive but what are the actual odds of that happening?!
benderp: oh teh ironies
benderp: FML.
benderp: but the best part is how the cell network can't sustain a connection to IRC via anything but JS.
benderp: 50% of the land is covered with asphalt, and 40% with retarded californian lean-to's in the style of something elsewhere that actually matters
benderp: the men are retarded
benderp: the women are retarded
benderp: california ain't so bad after all, guys!
benkay: what, securing the monetary base isn't universally useful?
benkay: wow that kotaku article's full of lulz as well. dude crumpled some modern tin fake building and didn't die.
benkay: bahahaha
benkay: cads brilliant
benkay: or sell access to specific pieces
benkay: either cheaper or more expensive
benkay: well one of two directions, right?
benkay: furthermore the blog credit market needs some price discovery
benkay: you have the price dial to turn as well
benkay: someone call phpbrekla
benkay: this should be a wp plugin
benkay: sell credits
benkay: donations suck.
benkay: you're missing the point.
benkay: put up a paywall.
benkay: oh no!
benkay: js embedded in the blockchain that executes in browsers
benkay hushes voice and looks around
benkay: i heard tell of...
benkay: stick it in the blockchain, BingoBoingo
benkay: o wait blockchain
benkay: wow there's an idea forever hosting
benkay: my money's on drone swarms.
benkay: but jets?
benkay: wait hang on wrong title
benkay: The Rational Investor
benkay: no points
benkay: BingoBoingo my location's pretty trivially deductable
benkay: sticks, in the vernacular
benkay: right right
benkay: sticks?
benkay: as in the styx?
benkay: topeka?
benkay: california is a different country man
benkay: some family is flying babydoll and i out for her sister's birthday. this includes a Hajj to Disneyland, apparently.
benkay: anyways you guys i get to experience America this weekend!
benkay: yeah you can get real far with the sv crowd chasing those lcd pageviews
benkay: ugh yes everything must now be flat text files gpg signed
benkay: that's how you drive pageviews!
benkay: someone who really matters in the ux world like twitter
benkay: no bingo you see what you really want is something really fancy someone spent a shitload of money on designing
benkay: droplets, eh? i imagine i'll go flat flat text with bare links next.
benkay: among them, theft.
benkay: so - poor people are flocking to social media and bringing their poor habits with them i gather.
benkay: But Kent police, which investigated 3,528 crimes involving Facebook and 191 related to Twitter last year, gave one example where two women posted pictures online of themselves with stolen hubcaps."
benkay: "It is not clear exactly what part social media played in the crimes.
benkay: davout i need more cello :(
benkay`: i don't even wat
benkay`: we picked up a contractor from an associate's shop that had folded, and immediately (despite not hiring the man), got a fat packet of mail from the state about this gentleman's employment status asking us all sorts of inane questions.
benkay`: all forces are arrayed against starting a company here.
benkay`: yuuuuuup.
benkay`: chetty: why'd they do that?
benkay`: naked ladies at the protest?
benkay`: what kinds of mischief would you get up to?
benkay`: that being the government's business, of course.
benkay`: "concern about the impact on the neighboring Casino Queen prompted him to exclude Fairmount Park from getting gaming machines"
benkay`: is that who's trying to assume the mantle of power in turkey?
benkay`: who's paying for all of these banners? http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/turkey031314/s_t07_78148535.jpg
benkay`: ignore those neo-nazis in crimea
benkay`: http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2014/03/in-turkey-renewed-anti-government-protests/100698/
benkay`: i suppose that's discreet, if you're the gestapo.
benkay`: "discretely arrested by US department of state agents outside her children's Manhattan school"
benkay: maybe instead of etching, i'll buy a small mill
benkay: fast conduction tho
benkay: sometime this year i hope to have an etching process up
benkay: bwaat?
benkay: safe + drives + paper backups
benkay: unless of course i'm as usual missing an important part of the situation
benkay: it's kinda lolarious these vehicles aren't in touch with controllers at all time via satellite
benkay: gimme the lulz, Neil
benkay: what's the scam, twizt?
benkay: one of the funds that got hammered is behind that
benkay: yeah that's interesting
benkay: best way to not lose btc is to not do anything with 'em
benkay: "Its very bad news why are you going to do this I am very upset need to rethink about this"
benkay: such trust!
benkay: hold/build/whatever the appropriate terminology is
benkay: BingoBoingo: can't you use Bitbet to hold the line?
benkay: did we rid -assets of the rapist?
benkay: shouldn't cost you more than seven grand.
benkay: ;;calc 10*80*8
benkay: so go hire some $10/hr indian android devs for 2 months of work
benkay: famous in india, we hear!
benkay: no, you're missing the point. this app on a phone isn't changing anything.
benkay: those are things that i'll buy might have a shot at changing a rape event's outcome
benkay: what about martial arts training?
benkay: what about a fucking whistle?
benkay: go.
benkay: less talk, more do.
benkay: you don't need money to change the world, just passion and drive, right guys?
benkay: prove me wrong.
benkay: so go make it and quit bullshitting.
benkay: to you, just talking about it makes you feel like you're doing something to help
benkay: nope, shooting down shitty ideas makes the world a better place.
benkay: fat load of use this thing will be anyways.
benkay: fat load of use this thing will be.
benkay: what if they're on a train?
benkay: .bait
benkay: mm wow
benkay: .bait
benkay: ads are out.
benkay: and how will it make money? because that's basically all we care about in here.
benkay: this is a human problem, not a technological one.
benkay: or not letting your girl go to the bathroom unattended in fucking india
benkay: NEXT.
benkay: your app has failed.
benkay: continues to rape.
benkay: rapist smacks phone out of girls hand.
benkay: it's not going to prevent rapes.
benkay: no i mean that you can't use flappy bird as an example of how much money you'll make, ughlol.
benkay: ughlol: you fail to make a point.
benkay: all app successes are accidents of timing and positioning.
benkay: ughlol: you're making the mistake of looking at a random event as a reproducible event.
benkay: apps for everyone and everything!
benkay: apps!
benkay: nubbins` yeah lol what is even center of gravity?
benkay: bitcoin-central doesn't seem to be on that list either
benkay: how to butt
benkay: what is this "quantum" referencing?
benkay: while making dinner with a babe is a wonderful, potentially very sexy experience, i expect dishes on the dinner table.
benkay: f that
benkay: it's never to late to snag one, i guess.
benkay: is she married?
benkay: who've yet to catch up to the drug dealers in terms of financials.
benkay: notably unlike the bitcoin "businesses"
benkay: you'll note that the successful hustlers like the jiggaman actually do take a certain amount of pride in their ability to do accounting and such: http://rapgenius.com/Jay-z-no-hook-lyrics#note-38838
benkay: group delusions of competence
benkay: it's more like "those doods launched an exchange and so can derp!"
benkay: btctalk is more like "anyone can be a special fairy!"
benkay: related to:
benkay: thestringpuller: you know gribble responds in private chat, right?
benkay: mircea_popescu: your footnotes make for inconsistent line heights
benkay: .bait
benkay: i'm looking forward to mircea's new sexual exhibitionist show "you thought she looked good in the studio!"
benkay: rotting manses from the sugar days? iono, i dont touch that part of the continent.
benkay: that's whats got me antsy this morning. "just because i'm paranoid does not mean they're not out to get me."
benkay: anyways the part that stuck with me was how they thought i'd been in louisiana, and had derped their butts out to the Cascades to have a "talk" with me. all eight of them.
benkay: chetty: in my dream every seat but the mid-row passenger seat in my truck was filled with a cop, and as I went to hop in my truck to do something, other cops stuffed me in the empty seat. and i haven't even been watching movies lately?
benkay: nose
benkay: noes goes
benkay: stop lending them money at 0% and letting them lend it to the usg at 2 or whatever
benkay: here's a surcharge
benkay: what's the counter-thesis?
benkay: well OBviously
benkay: you know what you did mircea_popescu. you shattered my faith in the ever-victorious empire of capitalism.
benkay: i blame you guys in general, and mp in particular.
benkay: i'm having police state nightmares and i haven't even done anything
benkay: jcpham mirror the goatforum too
benkay: lawlz
benkay: nice shoes.
benkay: mah niggas
benkay: WOT in action
benkay: TomServo: are you wartard?
benkay: quicksand.)
benkay: industry usually is about as rewarding as struggling in
benkay: but, in the end, major additional investment in a terrible
benkay: projections will be dazzling - the advocates will be sincere -
benkay: (The
benkay: nm foundit
benkay: hey mike_c where did you get that line about liquid markets and the theft of capital?
benkay: ;)
benkay: mircea_popescu: orders of magnitude you say? does this apply to intelligence? o.O
benkay: nobody, obviously.
benkay: *shrug*
benkay: i have no idea what exactly the dropoff is, but 75% protein for an extended period of time is fukken dangerous.
benkay: heard of a thing called an "operating envelope", dub?
benkay: mhm.
benkay: 75% protein is a recipe for gout
benkay: so 20%
benkay: ;;calc 18.7*9/872
benkay: 9
benkay: what's the cal/g fat?
benkay: ah i'm fucking that up
benkay: ;;calc 18.7/(606+408)
benkay: 18.7/(606+408)
benkay: please get some fat in your diet
benkay: Diablo-D3: how old are you?
benkay: homie you're cruising for gout
benkay: ;;calc 18.7699115044/(606 + 408)
benkay: ;;calc 3.5 * (606/113)
benkay: ;;calc 3.5/(26+3.5)
benkay: ThickAsThieves: that's kinda what i'm driving at
benkay: not exercising is just as bad as living on carbs.
benkay: so Diablo-D3 once you drop all the weight via completely cutting out carbs, one can lead a pretty healthy life eating the occasional sugar thing (or beer, or wine), provided you supplement with exercise.
benkay: i'm okay with babe-baked breads. in moderation.
benkay: i'd assume - do you have other input sources to consider?
benkay: of course the stuff that goes in your face
benkay: do you do nutritional suppositories?!
benkay: take like 15 minutes
benkay: you should be able to estimate.
benkay: uh
benkay: Diablo-D3: what's your macro ratio?
benkay: Diablo-D3's clearly all the way in column a.
benkay: little bit of column a, little bit of column b
benkay: asciilifeform: i've seen *that* up close and personally.
benkay: "but my feminism is insulted every day in this gig!"
benkay: american college students are so self-important they can barely work service industry gigs.
benkay: and instructable.
benkay: and cheap
benkay: gotta be young
benkay: also a good reason.
benkay: no, that's a good reason.
benkay: Americans are turned down from jobs because the communist government imposes artificial wage constraints.
benkay: blackwhite: read ^^
benkay: ;;google trilema colored coins
benkay: blackwhite: sounds colored coins etc
benkay: public school?
benkay: or straight up reject the whole prop. right out of HS?
benkay: did you ever attend one of the 'colleges'?
benkay: Diablo-D3: are you 'degreed'?
benkay: are there other socialist regimes with the printing presses to employ such volumes of cattle, asciilifeform?
benkay: i don't think there's enough 'work' to absorb all the meat that would need to emigrate to empty out the usa.
benkay: DC in particular?
benkay: or just bail on the US.
benkay: pray they're not due before we emerge from the Trough.
benkay: take out all the fiat loans you can
benkay: i found mircea_popescu: http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/6002.jpg
benkay: *the* supermarket.
benkay: nope.jpg
benkay: the point of bitcointalk.org being the information asymmetry, though.
benkay: coooooool
benkay: purt darn near zero
benkay: nope.jpg