benkay: i think there's a good reason society's locked you up in a 100/mo shithole, sir.
benkay: seems as though you're the only one.
benkay: (for reasons you fail apparently to grasp)
benkay: less accessible is not acceptable.
benkay: sorry - inaccessible.
benkay: ninjashogun: all trolls say "I'm not a troll".
benkay: mircea_popescu: tib's my thesis here.
benkay: ninjashogun: how would you make the key less accesible to an attacker?
benkay: Apocalyptic: madness.
benkay: asciilifeform: do you think this is a case for Hanlon?
benkay: !t m s.nsa
benkay: lol anchors
benkay: if you can't guarantee physical security, the device is useless.
benkay: ninjashogun: that's the whole point of "you guarantee physical security, cardano guarantees electrical security."
benkay: there's more to it than that, but that's the high-level approach.
benkay: *wave hands*
benkay: sign the cardano key with your master key, and revoke it when you lose it.
benkay: incorrect.
benkay: don't you understand the importance of capturing markets with shoddy products asciilifeform?!
benkay: again with this "mass market, make it stupid" SV bullshit.
benkay: if the users of the cardano need the key printed on the outside to incentivize them to treat it carefully, those are the wrong customers for NSA.
benkay: (kicking and screaming though it may)
benkay: i'm trying to drag the lunacy out into the open, asciilifeform.
benkay: or are you proposing abandoning the fry operation, ninjashogun?
benkay: how does this printed key work with the "fry" switch?
benkay: strikes me that at a certain point you come out ahead, dishes getting cleaned/loaves getting tendered.
benkay: ah sorry net negative? even after the time and energy pumped into the new girl or venture?
benkay: ah.
benkay: mistresses i get, mircea_popescu but the business? does it not take ongoing tweaking and leadership?
benkay: wait how does the business tend to you?
benkay: mircea_popescu: regarding weirdos and cruft - is not everyone else busy running their businesses, tending to their mistresses etc?
benkay: written by professionals, acted by professionals...
benkay: Wooster and Jeeves being far more entertaining on basically every metric.
benkay: pantagruel and gargantua is more entertaining than btctalk.org
benkay: and those aren't even terribly lulzy!
benkay: internet lulz are cheap, mircea_popescu.
benkay: so let 'em rot.
benkay: mircea_popescu: you're not paying me to spend any time at that domain i don't think
benkay: "great!" i said to the desk operator responsible for scheduling things while I seethed internally.
benkay: in other news, my user group got kicked from our corporate sponsor's shop next month for a "women in tech event"
benkay: bounce: that's what i'm working on. -assets has been an intellectual godsend.
benkay: old books, hard problems, canings, etc.
benkay: i wish i'd had an education in the classic sense.
benkay: all americans are lacking supervision, though.
benkay: "Those concerned about e-waste may (or may not) be pleased to know that it’s also common for vendors to use recycled flash chips salvaged from discarded parts."
benkay: re chetty's zerohedge sanction link "Carney...said. 'I wouldn't, if I were you, invest in Russian equities right now, unless you're going short.'". << is this the great mechanisms of war ratcheting one step further? is the US seriously biting off an economic war with Russia?
benkay: good morning!
benkay: haw
benkay: .bait
benkay: lame that's the same one!
benkay: .bait
benkay: where can I see hashrate stats etc for atc?
benkay: ka yikes
benkay: right up there with "sometimes the best mobile strategy is no mobile strategy"
benkay: *rolls eyes*
benkay: let me tell you something, dear client, you must actually sell your product.
benkay: any experience with piwik?
benkay: shit operator, shit product.
benkay: having used it, it also sucks.
benkay: starting with google.
benkay: is there a non-horrible web analytics operation?
benkay: busy.
benkay: exceedingly.
benkay: just.
benkay: ha yeah excellent idea, nubbins`, ty. fixing that's been on my agenda for a minute now
benkay: javascript: it's totally lisp
benkay: nanotube's generally amenable to not horrible ideas.
benkay: wow "excellent javascript skills"
benkay: ;;rate nubbins` 1 arts and prints
benkay: ;;gettrust nubbins`
benkay: ;;gettrust nubbins
benkay: d'oh
benkay: ;;rate nubbins 1 designs and prints
benkay: nubbins`: many thanks for design consult
benkay: a choo choo twane
benkay: all the scamstocks?
benkay: all the scamcoins?
benkay: not really, radan. what would they be indexing?
benkay: ;;isitdown bitcointalk.org
benkay: ;;isitdown mpex.co
benkay: is that a thing?
benkay: ;;later tell bitcoinpete subject of creative marketing and cars, did you ever see the frisky dingo scion episode?
benkay: if only you could mirror thermos' wallet.
benkay: why bother? they just print all the usd they need for their iphones and chandon.
benkay: problem is keeping bitcoins within reach of the United States Government.
benkay: bitcoin finance happens anywhere but london and nyc, radan
benkay: great url
benkay: heh im a museum
benkay: but you know, pet redheads etc.
benkay: mine liked it
benkay: jurov: http://bash.org/?5775
benkay: god no
benkay: oh it'll turn into a whole purpose of breeding niggers.txt thing
benkay: don't tell that to the geneticists from this morning, jurov
benkay: and a burden
benkay: and I won't stand for it.
benkay: actually, I do, but it's nefarious.
benkay: Mats_cd03: i don't see the utility of training people out of good crypto habits.
benkay: it's a feature!
benkay: "Keybase.io is also a Keybase client, however certain crypto actions (signing and decrypting) are limited to users who store client-encrypted copies of their private keys on the server, an optional feature we didn't mention above."
benkay: "On the website, all crypto is performed in JavaScript, in your browser. Some people have strong feelings about this, for good reason."
benkay: aren't they the assholes who want your private key?
benkay: the garage comment came from a carpenter and not a silicon engineer.
benkay: mircea_popescu: sed no as in scrypt asics are not possible?
benkay: get out of my face.
benkay: "memory from here to the garage"
benkay queues up the 'i told you so' routine for the local yokels
benkay: on a scale of "would buy from" to "utter scam", what is kncminer?
benkay: does kncminer ship product?
benkay: ;;google trilema doge
benkay: yoloOppenheimer: great handle.
benkay: ;;later tell bitcoinpete let's do some gpg practice when you get back
benkay: ;;gettrust bitcoinpete
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:3c006002ce8cbbf72573b4158142c2bcb43048cc8f368dd2f5480477
benkay: ;;gpg eauth benkay
benkay: BingoBoingo: pm
benkay: what is that, steven-__?
benkay: no mircea_popescu google still sucks
benkay: ;;google drinking record counterparty
benkay: ;;google drinking record most important
benkay: everything in bitcoin, BCB :)
benkay: Reuters, most recently.
benkay: BCB: several.
benkay: 2 weeks, BCB.
benkay: i like having something to strip them out of, mircea_popescu.
benkay: and heels. always heels.
benkay: more slips and stockings for all the babes.
benkay: oh yeah
benkay: .bait
benkay: deadweasel: that'd be the joke
benkay: .bait
benkay: .bait
benkay: nineteen's even culturally acceptable in my jurisdiction
benkay: .bait
benkay: wanna cyber hottie?
benkay: asl mircea_popescu
benkay: it's how they maintain fitness across the whole smorgasbord.
benkay: there are several, radan.
benkay: some groups of jews
benkay: subject of bitlord of cascadia, the campaign has begun and is doing quite well, ty for asking. simply by showing up to the 'meetups', calling out scams and repeatedly hammering on points such as 'btc ≠ consumer tech' has rendered unto me many lunches and dinners paid for by cautious and quiet folk of wealth and power.
benkay: when i am bitlord of cascadia...
benkay: i want a pickup full of hotties with m16s.
benkay: whoa whoa whoa mircea_popescu are you trolling me?!
benkay: wth is going on in here this morning?
benkay: not a clog.
benkay: ;;later tell Izzy_ come back for help sometime
benkay: are the assettes being helpful with building?
benkay: mhm.
benkay: which flavor?
benkay: *eyeroll*
benkay: chetty: what's your poison?
benkay: curl2sudo™
benkay: curl2sudoTM
benkay: of course not
benkay: oh lord does os x not ship with gpg these days?
benkay: man gpg?
benkay: my mistake. console is an actual 'thing' on os x.
benkay: Izzy_: the terminal?
benkay: rest assured that was my next message.
benkay: ha i was sticking something in the fridge, BingoBoingo.
benkay: or man gpg, rather.
benkay: type gpg -k at the console
benkay: Izzy_: dost thou run windows? *nix?
benkay: the counterargument is that the halvening is many moons from now.
benkay: we're not in insane appreciation mode yet, although spring *is* coming.
benkay: eh what's the rush.
benkay: provided it's a cold wallet.
benkay: btc's probably the best thing you could do with the stash.
benkay: don't take it too seriously, now cazalla.
benkay: now might not be a bad time to do the same thing.
benkay: i thought him either a fool if honest, or a sly fox if amping the hysteria.
benkay: at 12, there was a man ranting in ##econometrics about mortgaging himself to the hilt and going long btc.
benkay: what do you plan to do with the hoard?
benkay: and the gig is planned for 1.25 months from now.
benkay: oh, I see. you're going to off your father.
benkay: cazalla: how does the inheritance play?
benkay: chetty: i'm reading a splendid little space opera set across the solar system. war between mars and the belt, with big rocks waiting in the wings to get tipped down the well.
benkay: chetty: iirc you've been known to read scifi?
benkay: to get more, duh B007
benkay: "leverage". the word i was looking for a few minutes ago. "leverage".
benkay: anyways, hound's tanks appear to be full, and my reserves depleted. updates rendered
benkay: writing too, i hear.
benkay: kinda the thesis, yeah
benkay: i'm considering giving my hacky implementation a rest and diving into the work they've done
benkay: are*
benkay: these gentlemen at conformal seem to know what they're doing and going about it in all the right ways.
benkay: excuse me.
benkay: these conformal doods seem to have their heads screwed on straight.
benkay: well there's a strategic option that while less tasteful may satisfy
benkay: Izzy_: have ye a gpg and wot yet?
benkay: humbly submit for canings etc
benkay: mircea_popescu: by the by, this backus-naur btc network parser is way over my head :(
benkay: mircea_popescu: you back atc but don't accept it for trilema credits?!
benkay: i'll wait until the pixel density exceeds my ocular resolution, tyvm.
benkay: such wat
benkay: not uni students majoring in social media?
benkay: best part of the engaget 'story' is that the world 'currency' is linked and goes to another btc atm.
benkay: hey i've got cum sircomstances out of your control
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:1b105722fb05618adf22faa71ca8054449e9a726fcc83c785305f0ff
benkay: ;;gpg eauth benkay
benkay: ;;ident bitcoinpete
benkay: aren't much by way of standards.
benkay: what rate are you offering?
benkay: borrow some btc for a week, pay it back
benkay: yeah probably
benkay: ;;gettrust bitcoinpete
benkay: ;;ident bitcoinpete
benkay: subject of
benkay: bloggin's hard.
benkay: mebbe.
benkay: here's a blog post for ya: "the only dependency in your reputational toolchain should be gpg"
benkay: reputational dependency management.
benkay: HAW
benkay: can't tell if actual fraternity or weird internet thing
benkay: another lifeboater
benkay: so hey bitcoinpete do you know mardlin?
benkay: rectumfying pronouns
benkay: bitcoinpete
benkay: rectumfied
benkay: i'll erect some pronouns.
benkay: e-rected!
benkay: pro-rected
benkay: a neat
benkay: what brings you 'round these parts?
benkay: o hai phf
benkay: wowee
benkay: ;;echo ℳ
benkay: ;;later tell HeySteve2 didja fixit?
benkay: HeySteve2: get in touch later - i gotta run to a client meeting.
benkay: HeySteve2: are you able to read it with an old version?
benkay: what's that, HeySteve2??
benkay: dorp horp
benkay: yeah but i care about your eyes
benkay: just no time soon.
benkay: anyways. it'll not make your eyes bleed eventually i promise nubbins`.
benkay: but i just ripped out all the css
benkay: nevermind time expense of shoehorning it into this absurd generator
benkay: ofc
benkay: ty nubbins`!
benkay: ugh headers
benkay: looks great
benkay: wowee
benkay: ;)
benkay: ;
benkay: 'cause wordpress
benkay: hm hey great idea