benkay: some of us are foreveralone
benkay: some of us have more than one partner
benkay: some of us have wives
benkay: gents the accusation was "two warm bodies"
benkay: much crypto.
benkay: and not acting like ninjashogun.
benkay: only time will do that.
benkay: without* which
benkay: that with which you are unable to penetrate the sanctum.
benkay: this is what we call a shibboleth.
benkay: tg2: you see this?
benkay: oooooooooooh
benkay: ;;ident MisterE
benkay: ;;ident tg2
benkay: poopstrings
benkay: or rather we'd want to see someone willing to put down 5B for 2 sharpies in 1 pooper
benkay: given put call parity we should expect to see 5 B for 2 sharpies in 1 pooper
benkay: BingoBoingo is selling puts at 2.5 for 1 sharpie in 1 pooper
benkay: we have a taker!
benkay: you are free of course to sell them the call options balancing
benkay: i'll buy an option to put one sharpie in the poopers of tg2 and xdotcomm_ each or 1 option to put 2 sharpies in either of their poopers
benkay: ethereum: the open buttcorn exchange
benkay: i'd like to buy a put buttcoin option please
benkay: BingoBoingo gets it
benkay: some deep crypto asspert.
benkay: either gpg, or sharpie in the pooper.
benkay: do like 6 months of reading.
benkay: you want to bitch about 'freedom' and 'not being a bitch'?
benkay: there you go
benkay: ;;google bitcoin election trilema
benkay: ;;google bitcoin electoral
benkay: =======
benkay: don't forget the === i'm serious bro operator
benkay: no permaban
benkay: wow
benkay: such conciliatory.
benkay: xdotcomm_: you sound just like ughlol!
benkay: y'all ain't getting anywhere on your first noisy night here.
benkay: identity being f(raters, ratings, duration)
benkay: still, sadly missing the point.
benkay: bitcoinpete got loans with a simple ;;ident
benkay: your reluctance is highly suspicious
benkay: it's not a hard bar to cross
benkay: it's called an immune system.
benkay: see tg2 xdotcomm_? it's not hard.
benkay: ;;ident bitcoinpete
benkay: springfags, but right idea.
benkay: from utterly untrustworthy handles.
benkay: an utterly unremarkable claim.
benkay: but an amelioration of the suspicion that you're a ninjashogun alt
benkay: either you don't get it or you're trolling hard
benkay: do you need me to go first?
benkay: xdotcomm_: so dox yourself - what's so hard?!
benkay: the operating theory is that there are two warm bodies behind this.
benkay: only relevance, tg2.
benkay: tanstaafl
benkay: all things worthy of consideration
benkay: welcome to the club
benkay: great
benkay: ;;gpg
benkay: ;;help
benkay: this doesn't change overnight.
benkay: precisely.
benkay: there's about a light year of difference.
benkay: no, you build an identity.
benkay: big f'n whoop
benkay: so am i
benkay: (bitcoin)
benkay: (sparta)
benkay: yeah but this is bitcoin.
benkay: a bold claim for unregistered handles.
benkay: what is this us?
benkay: us!
benkay: ;;gettrust tg2
benkay: ;;gettrust xdotcomm_
benkay: ;;gettrust mircea_popescu
benkay: ;;rated mircea_popescu
benkay: ;;rated BingoBoingo
benkay: or you walk
benkay: you either wot
benkay: this is how this works
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:86dbd1c410f4c909038fe2522989ebb330ba68bb7ead5be28b8a1eab
benkay: the point is confirming that this isn't a sustained social engineering attack.
benkay: no, that's not the point.
benkay: the vast majority of us are trivially doxxable.
benkay: was that intended to be from xdotcomm_, tg2?
benkay: don't make me google for you.
benkay: ;;ud dox
benkay: xdotcomm_: please dox yourself.
benkay: tg2: please dox yourself.
benkay: that's what you get for relying on teh gewgs
benkay: dorp
benkay: success = some crazy fn
benkay: brother's way more interested in success than personal wealth
benkay: only way to ensure success
benkay: nigga please satoshi threw those keys away long ago
benkay: a vanity address from back in the day?
benkay: i'm halfway expecting a satoshi hoard signature at this point, but that'd be too good.
benkay: (conj 'list-of-ninjashogun-suspected-socks 'tg2)
benkay: identity is a journey, not a hurdle.
benkay: that you can make a gpg key?
benkay: prove what?
benkay: computers have a hard time with infinity.
benkay: methinks you miss the point.
benkay: identity is a function of raters, ratings and duration
benkay: exceed like 6 mos or something
benkay: contribute
benkay: you lurk
benkay: har socks trusting socks trusting socks
benkay: Mats_cd03: trust is complex and not solely dependent on wot
benkay: haw
benkay: ;;gettrust tg2
benkay: Mats_cd03: just ignore everyone sub 1 in your Wot.
benkay: tg2: or read logs. your call.
benkay: tg2: pay me.
benkay: tg2: before your time.
benkay: xdotcomm_: what is this report you mention?
benkay: asserting: CheckDavid is ninjashogun
benkay: tg2: centralized trust exchange lolwutf?
benkay: mircea_popescu: except in the us where the notion of a 'wife' in the older than a decade sense is abhorrent to the youth.
benkay: it'll be great roi, take it from a stranger
benkay: velly: you don't have to read the whole logs, just sit and lurk and digest
benkay: talking all kinds of shit on everyone else's design work nao
benkay: oooooooh mircea_popescu fixed his footnote linespacing
benkay: hey velly, what's news
benkay: no confusion -> more easily determined price?
benkay: iono. ask de massah
benkay: options were confusing
benkay: koan sweetly in my ear
benkay: koan me baby
benkay: with no options it ain't much of an emporium, BingoBoingo
benkay: do forgive my pedantry.
benkay: the options emporium, eh
benkay: the asset by ticker of S.MPOE is alive
benkay: feel free to mm options in btc
benkay: gl kids
benkay: yeah if you think you can beat mp
benkay: oh my sides
benkay: ahahahahahahahahah
benkay: ya I TO JOO
benkay: mircea_popescu: confirm?
benkay: wat rly?
benkay: this is distinct from the bot quoting.
benkay: no, there are no options on sale.
benkay: wait, mpoe survived?!
benkay: anduck lolzolzozl
benkay: ;;ud kipping
benkay: cya, bitcoinpete
benkay: bitcoinpete: reminder friday's a day
benkay: wackness.
benkay: just voice chat?
benkay: and piracy
benkay: baby doll wants a blue one or a fawn one next
benkay: moiety: brindles are beautiful.
benkay: he's losing his shit
benkay: my business partner just found the seed for his electrum wallet
benkay: (and his dong)
benkay: moiety: i know you like teh kittehs but check out this gorgeous mutt: http://imgur.com/kGFjsOt
benkay: hex of the genesis block seems appropriate for this chapter in my life
benkay: i've been wondering what big texty tattoo i should do
benkay: vastly more than the bitstamp out of business one lolzolzo
benkay: this one has some steel behind it:
benkay: so bitbet is averaging just about 1 accepted bet/day for the past two weeks
benkay raises just...one...eyebrow.
benkay: oh wow moiety just what are you planning to do with the tape now?
benkay: now now i'm playing along
benkay: sheesh
benkay: but it's not all about you, moiety
benkay: i've yet to meet a reasonable woman :D
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: that's a good start
benkay: har the assettes? reasonable?
benkay: cunt sultan!
benkay: cuntsultant
benkay: <-- professional cunstultant
benkay: how came ye by -assets, jadne?
benkay: moiety: is this one yours?
benkay: requires a professional etc
benkay: oh the talmud is complex
benkay: it takes more than a look, jadne
benkay: everything kosher down south?
benkay: perhaps not up or elevated, but afoot or acunt
benkay: well you're beyond help, neh? surely there's something afoot.
benkay: what's up, jadne?
benkay: much kek
benkay: what's today's drama moiety?
benkay: lolzolozozolollolzozl
benkay: last night i tried to put a photo onto my iphone
benkay: you and every other *coiner sitting on a hoard.
benkay: those illiquid markets
benkay: yeah crash it for teh lulz
benkay: don't derp with altcoins?
benkay: uh
benkay: well take the p/d elsewhere buddy.
benkay: and you fell for an altcoin scam?!
benkay: you do contract dev, tg2?
benkay: old dudes with capital and biz experience only tyvm.
benkay: if i never work with another brilliant 20 year old again it'll be too soon
benkay: ugh people raising capital
benkay: just say yes, send us checks when we bill you, and enjoy software free of your own bad decisions
benkay: it's bad form and it shows not only that you have no idea what you're going on about, but that you're afraid of things you don't understand
benkay: don't get on your developers' case about owning all their ip
benkay: a copyright notice at the bottom of your silly little webapp is all you really need
benkay: so hey everyone
benkay: startups are responsive templates, tg2
benkay: freshbooks or summat?
benkay: isn't there a freelancer billing company up there?
benkay: kinda stupid approach
benkay: of course they don't they're tech startups
benkay: make them explain their 'business models'.
benkay: rip 'em to their face.
benkay: no honor in that
benkay: couldn't be nearly as great as dark coin
benkay goes back to derpy value deliving
benkay: o ok
benkay: ;;gettrust tg2
benkay: that fluctuates with market action.
benkay: the "number" of "coins" is arbitrary.
benkay: tg2 it's a meaningless number. you can make the block reward whatever you want.
benkay: derp coins?
benkay: practice makes perfect.
benkay: didn't know you were well capitalized, moiety!
benkay: old, well-capitalized men.
benkay: old men.
benkay: manul a moi
benkay: hey mircea_popescu what's the correct posessive there
benkay: mah?
benkay: allo mon manul
benkay: the po
benkay: kinda one of the features of bitbet, TestingUnoDosTre
benkay: "to allow consumers and businesses to use digital currency safe in the knowledge that their governments will be able to know everything about our customers without resorting to thermorectal cryptanalysis."
benkay: *fist pumps*
benkay: the apartment will now get cleaned
benkay: the girl is over her sickness
benkay: !t h rent
benkay: why not rockminer?
benkay: why not asicminer?
benkay: mpoe trades on mpex so mp can manip
benkay: footsteps of giants...
benkay: bitcoin-assets: is a lockup like this auto-scam?
benkay: dhenson: no trading of shares?
benkay: this is on which sexchange?
benkay: what happened, dhenson?
benkay: "We! Are! The 99%!"
benkay: 99% will never own one.
benkay: either way you get the fartup feels