asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: difficult to hunt in the city without everyone knowing.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Probably the best defense is a larger dog or a gram or so of lead
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Other than marking territory and verbally accosting coyotes I encounter? Hmmm....
Xplosionist: Oh no, there are still coyotes around in the midatlantic. Mostly out into the appalaichains, but some in the area.
asciilifeform: afaik the last coyote here ate his bullet at least a century ago.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: !up PantyHotOffThePr
Xplosionist: ;;lasers shoot the kitten
Xplosionist: nubbins`: maybe my happiness doesn't either.
Xplosionist: Oh well, had to try it. Maybe we should define the happiness function?
nubbins`: they won't roll
kakobrekla: what are they made of ?
nubbins`: i suspect the tube would be cheaper to ship and more impervious to damage, but on the down-side your posters get rolled
kakobrekla: dont make them too big
kakobrekla: dunno, ill prolly have to pay customs either way.
fluffypony: these are a few of nubbins` favourite things
kakobrekla: nubbins` get me the total number with shipping in btc.
mircea_popescu: kay, nubbins` PantyHotOffThePr aec53477739a7f4aa8ca52e5645e3c15f3399cd502ffd721546afa99238510d5
mircea_popescu: you know i like alf ? asciilifeform better add it to the highlight list lol
asciilifeform: there!
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user the20year has been recorded.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate the20year 1 Hasn't run off yet.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate the20year Hasn't run off yet.
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user the20year: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=the20year | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=the20year | Rated since: Tue Apr 29 11:21:55 2014
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust assbot the20year
the20year: will i get more reviews or whatever I need if I do the flyers so I won't need voiced again?
nubbins`: we'll need to order the paper in, looking at late august if that's okay
mircea_popescu: the20year no, he's going to send you 50 posters for teh units.
asciilifeform: nubbins`, mircea_popescu: if poster in rental units - etch it into the fridge, stove, or the like.
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: log out, then back in, and message assbot with '!up'
nubbins`: we're gonna leave junk mail on their table, might as well make it something they'll wanna hang on their wall
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr well, so do you want to pursue camwhoring as a career ?
PantyHotOffThePr: Hence the flip-flop
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr shitty plan.
benkay: public relations, clearly. what else could the panties be hot off of?
mircea_popescu: !up PantyHotOffThePr
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr went to school for anything ?
mircea_popescu: yep the acct exists.
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user Xplosionist: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=Xplosionist | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Xplosionist | Rated since: Mon Jul 14 13:56:42 2014
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr as in for a living.
PantyHotOffThePr: As in everyday activities, or in relation to tits? :P Just testin' the waters, felt like being a lil adventurous so I created that reddit account.
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: the url contains just a random turd, encrypted to your pgp key. gribble wants the value of the turd, when it gets it - you're authed.
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: simple: first, ';;gpg eauth yourname' - then, 'wget -q -O - http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/YOURKEYID | gpg -q --output - --decrypt' and paste result into ';;eauth resultgoeshere' (msg to gribble)
mircea_popescu: but not tell them anythng about it :D
Xplosionist: I'm reading http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/GPG_authentication. There are a few examples, and it's hard to follow, but I rememebr last week following the one that said to paste the response to some site (pastebin or the like) and use said url to verify.
nubbins`: if you're leaving them in rental units, they're essentially disposable. straight in the trash on day one. not much use laminating
mircea_popescu: nubbins` what do you figure, best to what, laminate them ?
mircea_popescu: it's a deal then.
mircea_popescu: !up the20year
mircea_popescu: let's see if something can be worked out here. nubbins` would you design a great A4 "what is bitcoin" poster ? and if he does, the20year would you put one in every unit ?
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr ok, put 477ad8a6 on your tits, take a pic. here's a good example for you : http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744684
assbot: overview for PantyHotOffThePress
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: parody article << 'rather than dayjobs you talk about people needing to be hungry and desperate and stuff like that connotes to me this very strong emotional' << as if this had to go from emotion. 'people need to be hungry and desperate' is as much a technical statement as 'million volt bus bars must be spaced at least one metre apart.'
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr ok, so got a link to your prev work ?
mircea_popescu: i'm one of those "mindfucks are the best fucks" sort of types.
ThickAsThieves: mp likes to make it hard to understand things, luckily he also likes explaining them
mircea_popescu: can be something as simple as a "Here's what Bitcoin is" leaflet left in the units.
the20year: Not yet, but we're planning on it, the big thing to get people into BTC will be our investor relation system that's coming up
nubbins`: the "yo" is a reasonably enough segue
PantyHotOffThePr: Well that would be me as well, I just figured I'd eyeball a bit first. Seemed there was a discussion going on and I didn't want to be the asshole that just jumps in like "Yo, tit pic sale?"
mircea_popescu: the20year hey, do you have a bitcoin education tenant program ?
nubbins`: 12 hours later, lady from the folk festival emails asking for a quote ;(
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr a nm, just keeping an eye for the people trying to sell me their tit pics.
nubbins`: so i was out postering yesterday. i see these digitally-printed posters for the folk festival, all the toner is flaked and peeling off, absolute shit prints
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr hello ?
mircea_popescu: !up PantyHotOffThePr
mircea_popescu: o look, the20year
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/parody-is-not-there-for-you-cancerous-fags-to-try-and-hide-your-cancer-behind-it/
the20year: One of the rivers (The Scioto) that goes through our county was/is actually one of the cleanest rivers east of the mississippi, it's actually rated high enough to drink from
BingoBoingo: Or people doubt the ability of Ohio to endure into the future without setting it's water on fire again
ThickAsThieves: i'm surprised Havelock still has the volume it does
BingoBoingo: the20year: Well maybe it's people shorting Lebron?
benkay: i wonder what the discount's due to: inevitable price increases or trading on havelock?
mike_c: benkay: you stuck an extra 0 in there
the20year: I'd have to dig up the BF round numbers since i can't remember them offhand, but havelock was around 525btc
benkay: what was the sum of your rounds in btc?
the20year: Well, in the sense we collected 100% of rents by 5th of month (Which is good for the holiday being the 4th).
benkay: wow the20year how's it going?
BingoBoingo: !up PantyHotOffThePr
BingoBoingo: !up the20year
punkman: they are already releasing new games in "episodes", add some live actors in the mix, sounds like a goldmine
mircea_popescu: next up, "why do people stop fucking women after marrying them"
punkman: I wonder why the live-footage game genre kinda disappeared after it actually became affordable
mircea_popescu: is this the guy that failed horribly a year or so ago ?
mircea_popescu: PantyHotOffThePr what, seriously ?
mircea_popescu: !up PantyHotOffThePr
mircea_popescu: RetroUpriser he's referring to the fact that many people here are assholes, and will take poorly to cluelessness.
mircea_popescu: teh splendor of this chan omg, ask and thou shalt receive. got the guy's email, all happy now.
mircea_popescu: ow shit look at this, they're pretty developped actually huh. danielpbarron do you know any of the guys ? like this jick ?
assbot: The Store of Loathing
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mircea_popescu: isk and rift plat are backed by bitcoinz, so why not this other thing.
assbot: The Kingdom of Loathing
mircea_popescu: pretty sure by now pankkake's rss reader has more readership than the bitcoin magazine anyway.
mircea_popescu: if you have something you want published, either work with someone who already has a blog, and do a guest
mircea_popescu: then you probably shouldn't.
mircea_popescu: are you looking for one in the field of trade rags ?
mircea_popescu: jurov: and the 6th slide is fatally wrong << it is fatally wrong
mircea_popescu: do the mods ban you if you're violently interesting ?
nubbins`: and it's exactly what it says on the label
mircea_popescu: i can't fucking believe there actually exists a /r/mildlyinteresting
nubbins`: so they'll just say oh hey this simpsons episode has a blue hat, i think there were three or four others with blue hats
mircea_popescu: rithm it' on the internet dood. what factual.
nubbins`: generally the lists have arbitrary numbers of items in them, because the "people" who "write" them don't have any real information to convey
mircea_popescu: goes about as well as you'd expect the National Waiters' Poetry Club to go.
mircea_popescu: cracked is mostly kids who figure they're not realy waitresses, but really writers, giving it a crack.
rithm: pretend i don't get out on the internet much
nubbins`: it's basically an entire website dedicated to the type of shit in /r/mildlyinteresting
rithm: is cracked one of those sites like the onion
rithm: i'll never eat another snozzberry
mircea_popescu: 1% of america MADE AVAILABLE 20% of the income in this country.
mircea_popescu: o may fucking gawd. just thefucking terminology... 20% of the ~available income~ ? dude... it's not "the available income".
assbot: The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children's Movie | Cracked.com
thestringpuller: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie/ << heh
mircea_popescu: rithm it'll attract the taakis
thestringpuller: the dingleberries taste like snozberries
nubbins`: dingleberries have the richest taste
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: alt.tasteless was this thing. where the famous 'spittoon' story was posted, etc. it was glorious.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Willnot | A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.
mircea_popescu: not in any sense dangerous, but just slowly asphyxiating everything to the point the whole society has to be destroyed by a bunchy of barbarians so the five surviving women can start over,
mircea_popescu: someone needs to explain to me sometime why "too much inequality can be very dangerous". seems that TOO MUCH is perfectly fine, a little is fucking dangerous if the idiots now have the means to argue the point,
mircea_popescu: sits in front of an audience of Americans and points out how retarded their leadership is for not being left enough.
fluffypony: he sits in front of an audience of Americans and points out how retarded their leadership is
gribble: Star Control II - Ultronomicon: <http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/Star_Control_II>; Walkthrough - Ultronomicon: <http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/Walkthrough>; List of Star Control races - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Control_races>
mircea_popescu: somehow i'm the only one vaguely offended by the fact that "humorous" talking head is "explaining to the masses" what "the president said" ?
mircea_popescu: nanotube well yeah, cause i'm multilingual and other people in here are and we end up running into translation things at least weekly.
ThickAsThieves: Thomas France, founder of Maison du Bitcoin, told the Wall Street Journal that he supports the new legal framework because it further legitimizes virtual currencies and that cryptocurrency anonymity is just “a myth.”
thestringpuller: nanotube is the ultimate lurker
rithm: nanotube he stalks the channel logs
gribble: The operation succeeded.
nanotube: ;;later tell mircea_popescu no need to pay for google translate, there are other free translate api alternatives. if you think there's a significant need for irc-translate, i could throw something together. just didn't figure it was all that useful.
nanotube: later tell mircea_popescu no need to pay for google translate, there are other free translate api alternatives. if you think there's a significant need for irc-translate, i could throw something together. just didn't figure it was all that useful.
punkman: from the lolfoundation dept.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
artifexd: ;;later tell mircea_popescu In the sentence containing footnote iii of your Danika post, did you mean "existing" instead of "exiting"?
jurov: 4. Punishment of the innocent
jurov: 2. Sobering in the process of realization
jurov: heh... remembered the 5 stages of planning:
jurov: and the 6th slide is fatally wrong
fluffypony: http://motherboard.vice.com/read/a-hacker-artist-sent-the-nsa-an-encrypted-mixtape-they-cant-crack
BingoBoingo: Altcoin, the Silica to Bitcoin's Plutionium
thestringpuller: fuckin' 80 and humid out there
thestringpuller: Damn the south is so fucking miserable in summer.
BingoBoingo: Also for being the size of a whale
asciilifeform: for what it is prescribed - i've not the faintest idea.
gribble: Error: We broke The Google!
BingoBoingo: Well, the trade name is Desoxyn
asciilifeform: the necessary reagents were readily available, because amateur chemistry was not illegal in ussr.
BingoBoingo: They used to make their own here, but now for all I know Johnson and Johnson produces it.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: they would forge prescriptions for ephedrine (used in that period to treat asthmatics) and go from that.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: in ussr, meth was 'invented' in the mid '80s. but all the aficionados made their own, without exception. there was no 'market' in the usual sense.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Costs too much for junkies to make their own, so it gets shipped from god knows where in the most efficient means possible
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: clearly these folks had no problems sourcing precursors.
Duffer1: what's the command?
asciilifeform: if i recall these were banned ?
BingoBoingo: other precursors tend to produce racemic product
asciilifeform: in the americas, those are largely unavailable to 'humans' - mafia, different story, buys by the drum
mircea_popescu: who the hell maintains a month long meth trip ?
asciilifeform: re: 'performance enhancing' dopes - important to remember that, even supposing performance enhanced, it matters who you were. e.g. paul erdos will crap out theorems, a hooligan will be able to break that many more windows, a lunatic will rant longer and more vigorously, etc.
BingoBoingo: Interesting testament to different effects of the rotary property check the active ingredient http://www.vicks.com/products/vapo-family/vapoinhaler-nasal-congestion-relief/#
asciilifeform: (many of the maladies suffered by meth addicts - not only psychosis, but physiological - are also found in people who, for one reason or another - such as being under fire - cannot sleep)
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: It's one of the more interesting ones
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: from the u.s. army medical journals, a hypothesis - it's actually the sleep deprivation that does you in
BingoBoingo: Well, with methamphetamine levo-dexo rotary becomes a concern as well. l-methamphetamine is a rather safe decongestant. D-methamphetamine though... is the one that makes the news
gribble: Obscene Desserts: On "Panzerschokolade" and other fun German ...: <http://obscenedesserts.blogspot.com/2013/05/on-panzerchokolade-and-other-fun-german.html>; Twitter / Search - #panzerschokolade: <https://twitter.com/hashtag/panzerschokolade>; panzerschokolade II - Jarmila Mitrikova: <http://jarmilamitrikova.com/panzerschokolade-II>
mircea_popescu: whatever theoretical chemistry may propose... meth ain't enhancing any performances.
asciilifeform: afaik all the extra methyl gives is fat-solubility
asciilifeform: 'encrypts every keystroke at the driver level' << what must one smoke, to conceive of this
gribble: The operation succeeded.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c the idea being that paid bombs will likely be a constant thing, with most games prolly over 90ish paid bombs, and both these will encourage a little bridging (ie, say it's .9 for the pool. now there's incentive for an extra .1). also #1 will give the losing side in the bomb pool tugwar a sneaky way to disrupt the winning bomb (by donating against their actual interest, to make it sum up to a differe
nubbins`: ;;later tell the
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell the idea being that paid bombs will likely be a constant thing, with most games prolly over 90ish paid bombs, and both these will encourage a little bridging (ie, say it's .9 for the pool. now there's incentive for an extra .1). also #1 will give the losing side in the bomb pool tugwar a sneaky way to disrupt the winning bomb (by donating against their actual interest, to make it sum up to a different, per
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c here's an idea : 1) if the bomb total pool goes over 1 btc, the first five digits past the decimal are used as a bomb location; and 2) if the bomb pool is over 5% of the total shares pool, the bomb is guaranteed to be big.
mircea_popescu: ibressh.org uses the IP number 217.70.184.38 only which also vente-cuisines-contemporaines-salondeprovence.com , en-bord-de-champs.com , gdlindustries.com and
mike_c: lol. cellular automata gets all the chicks
mircea_popescu: pm assbot !up while authed.
mircea_popescu: nanotube hey, if i pay the google translate api thing, you bring back gribble translate ?
mthreat: how does one update the ! bot
mircea_popescu: i'll pay the $20 if you want to add it.
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/x__LaBellaVita/status/488503917387325441 < check out all the mike_c fan chicks coming out of the woodwork
mircea_popescu: you buy the qr gun. you plug it into your windoze machine.
mircea_popescu: they're like $20
mircea_popescu: also what danielpbarron said. ffs, srsly ? make a key on the airgapped laptop and get a qr gun for cryssakes.
BingoBoingo: The thing is this Encrypt the keystrokes to beat keyloggers turd smells like pure security theatre and little else
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 think. at some point your machine sees the keys.
mircea_popescu: <Duffer1> i suspect they called comcast and got some tier one wanker to reset pw << now this is also possible.
Duffer1: to prevent keylogging - even if they had hardware access to my machine they shouldn't be able to log
Duffer1: i use a program that encrypts every keystroke at the driver level
mircea_popescu: <Duffer1> wtf << 2fa is shit. otherwise sounds like you got a keylogger.
Duffer1: evil people, they don't like leaving me alone :(
Duffer1: danielpbarron they're unrelated for me at least
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller nope.
artifexd: gpg key compromise can be recovered from. Once your coins fly, they're gone.
artifexd: With the lights off.
BingoBoingo: cazalla: For pure ease of use some Debian derivative will prolly cause you the least headaches
cazalla: i should probably put in the effort to learn a little more eh
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Because the history of White Africans is one steeped in failure probably
Duffer1: i can't figure out how they got coinbase though unless coinbase itself is compromised
Duffer1: i suspect they called comcast and got some tier one wanker to reset pw
kakobrekla: gotta change the password now!
Duffer1: no i know, i've just never been compromised like this before, they didn't get anything, but still that's scary as fuck
benkay: what's the commonality?
mike_c: mircea_popescu:dub hm, what do you hate about it ? that there's not really any "you lose 100%" ? << sometimes there is: https://atc.waroflife.com/gow/11/
Duffer1: that's the thing, i have no idea what was compromised
mike_c: Duffer1: if you are concerned the machine is compromised you should pull the network cable and never plug it back in.
Duffer1: which is why they weren't successful in setting up call forwarding