benkay: oh c'mon let mthreat be useful
benkay: dis ain't 4chn breh
benkay: wut u doon
benkay: ;)
benkay: ;;bc,stats
benkay: working with bitcoin stuff makes me want types in a bad way
benkay: ouch.
benkay: "Code smells are usually not bugs—they are not technically incorrect and do not currently prevent the program from functioning. Instead, they indicate weaknesses in design that may be slowing down development or increasing the risk of bugs or failures in the future."
benkay: ;;google code smell
benkay: fuck if i know, but everyone gets riled up.
benkay: lob it at a bunch of programmers, watch the sparks
benkay: ^^ new favorite incendiary device
benkay: python is a code smell
benkay: os x
benkay: could be worse
benkay: ;;gettrust sumyungai
benkay: Sumyungai
benkay: but !logsearch "foo" is going to be rad, mthreat, kakobrekla
benkay: with php for evaluation?
benkay: what am i looking at
benkay: of ones
benkay: overwhelming rate tsunami
benkay: ;;rate mats 1
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot mats
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot Mats_cd03
benkay: ah, that's how you're doing it.
benkay: ;;ident Mats_cd03
benkay: i wonder if they're printed first and then turned into cans or what.
benkay: the label on this beer can is misaligned by a whole damn .125
benkay: wth is this
benkay: oculus rift?
benkay: i'm surprised MP didn't get more 'smooth talker' noms
benkay: dat bedrock
benkay: but also i'm running a different, longer play.
benkay: mircea_popescu: i thought lispers were all bitter losers to begin with
benkay: hey you think i leave details out of stories you should have seen fluffypony earlier
benkay: it's not that bad a move from their perspective, mircea_popescu. if they want to chase milli+ contracts that run only on .NET and POJ, that's a legit business move.
benkay: asciilifeform: i had no intention of giving that impression. i'd love to own a machine shop but I need a pile more capital to make that happen. ergo...software.
benkay: where's the ROI?
benkay: "neener neener i got yer best"?
benkay: well back up a sec - just what does that get me?
benkay: just 'cause their boys want to hack with me doesn't mean i get to tell their old firm what to do.
benkay: wat
benkay: and i'm sitting over here not exactly swimming in work but definitely a bit busy helping people who trust me to run the technical side of their businesses, and definitely overwhelmed by the talent seeking work with me.
benkay: separately, a local company'd killed off their division of programmers who work in this particular stack due to the 'difficulty' of finding them. several of these devs left their employers due to the boss' unwillingness to put steel behind the right technical decisions with clients.
benkay: so last night i'm at the user group thing, making friends, introducing people to each other, the usual shit necessary to keep a user group's momentum up, and not one, not two but three people on whose skills and capabilities i've been sold for a while come up to me gently asking about opportunities to contract
benkay: gotta pray it away
benkay: ha so my time for story
benkay: but you're out shopping.
benkay: i also had nothing to bring to the table for those years. arguably still don't.
benkay: this conversation just got mad gay.
benkay: not that i found any worth my time to begin with, so i don't even have a sample of potential masters to compare to each other.
benkay: yup.
benkay: well, worth loyalty and capable of leading.
benkay: i spent my early twenties looking for a man worth my loyalty and then gave up.
benkay: someone talked us into trading leadership for democracy, with predictable results.
benkay: boobs?
benkay: i can't wait until my taxable dollar amount is negligible
benkay: *ragequit*
benkay: ugh taint
benkay: danielpbarron: or for that matter if the addr in question's never been seen on the network, and you're not idiotic enough to associate it with any IP that could be associated with you.
benkay: (biscuit coma)
benkay: anyways
benkay: ugh internet people
benkay: i'm a wee bit more observant than that. but you know, ambiguity and IRC.
benkay: (i'm not calling you names, fluffypony - that's me ridiculing myself)
benkay: retarded american child
benkay: can someone who's not a retarded american tell me if i'm off my fucking rocker?
benkay: i'm telling you that it's adequately doable right now that the sidechannels are the real risk, and that no amount of blockchainery is going to ameliorate your sidechannel risks.
benkay: yeah srs asciilifeform
benkay: okay so the story is that i get busted for buying badTunes credits because i sent coins to the badTunes address?
benkay: but illegal iTunes that i'm not supposed to have?
benkay: digital goods being stolen coins?
benkay: the posession of illicit goods is what enforcement cares about, right?
benkay: k - but what about the package interception?
benkay: that i did what now? sent coins to my drug dealer?
benkay: so the dealer can't say i sent coins to that address with monero?
benkay: the coin salesman
benkay: suborned my dealer, you're saying.
benkay: how?
benkay: thing-im-not-supposed-to-have-#42
benkay: you're not actually doing the attack surface analysis man
benkay: if the shipment gets intercepted on the way back to me, monero's not going to save my ass
benkay: and then that those coins went to a known drug dealer at another point
benkay: and all the btc blockchain shows is that some random addr got some coins at some point
benkay: in which case, even monero's SOL.
benkay: unless my source is suborned.
benkay: and i'm telling you i can buy coins untraceably right now.
benkay: you have this whole story concocted that you're not sharing, man.
benkay: so...assume they've suborned one of my regular coin sources?
benkay: dafuq
benkay: and to whom?
benkay: how again?
benkay: otc counts as offline imho
benkay: de veras
benkay: who can figure out who i bought what from now?
benkay: i tell you man, red herring.
benkay: (that is to say quietly).
benkay: broadcasting txns like a boss
benkay: sending them to fresh addresses.
benkay: buying coins offline.
benkay: lol what are the solutions going to disappear?
benkay: fluffypony: it's not a use case for the vast majority of users, and for those who actually care solutions already exist.
benkay: wow integer btc hitting the wc bets
benkay: anonymity is also a red herring
benkay: this one cpu one vote thing is pretty bs
benkay: i'm interacting with the system gpg binary like god intended
benkay: !up Diablo-D3
benkay: Diablo-D3: i'm eating biscuits and gravy and it's the best thing ever
benkay: good morning, assettes!
benkay: <TheNewDeal> wtf is going on blockchain.info // have they gone evil yet?
benkay: roman numerals 2.3
benkay: oh god
benkay: publio: ^^
benkay: ;;ticker --currency xau
benkay: is this...sane?
benkay: why fridges spill all the cold air out every time one opens them, i'll never understand.
benkay: monster is hungry and must be appeased
benkay: NEED MOAR DEALS
benkay: o hai
benkay: haven't been around long enough or read enough
benkay: i wouldn't really know
benkay: argentina had a chance to do the same before the Migration
benkay: pankkake: it begins :)
benkay: thx
benkay: myeah
benkay: wreckers?
benkay: gorgeous power politics: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/fracking/10911942/Russia-in-secret-plot-against-fracking-Nato-chief-says.html
benkay: pick a name you like and use it.
benkay: that will definitely happen.
benkay: lol
benkay: hue
benkay: it's on the list of things to buy, TheNewDeal .
benkay: but i'd just looooooove to plop down 600k to test the theory.
benkay: the word i got was that large, tech-heavy equipment gets stalled at the border.
benkay: some argentinian. to keep me from doing things?
benkay: except that it gets stopped at the border.
benkay: how to get a big-boy mill into ars?
benkay: seriously mircea_popescu how can one have a good time without CNC machinery?
benkay: how on earth are you supposed to run a machine shop when they hold your mills at the border?
benkay: lol except for the machinery
benkay: ;;later tell BingoBoingo herbi's back?
benkay: punkman: that's lookin all right man
benkay: <mircea_popescu> incidentally, what's the us black slang to denote a woman in her 20s that spends her life naked in the household of some local lord / trap star ? // video ho in the rap industry
benkay: http://trilema.com/2014/people-us-dollars-are-not-worth-a-fifth-of-a-bitcent-stop-selling/#footnote_1_55053 // not strong, someday smart.
benkay: derpocalypse
benkay: accocraps
benkay: crapolades
benkay: "don't run strange"
benkay: "CAN I HAVE BITCOINZ NOA?" << lol
benkay: dce?
benkay: what is even state
benkay: !up gabriel_laddel
benkay: i do all of my ui with the htmldollar
benkay: you mean the dollar?
benkay: bigger numbers are definitely best numbers
benkay: yeah hey i mean they're really small numbers
benkay: and your fees are ======= 0
benkay: make sure your odds are ======== reality before betting
benkay: or .1...but it doesn't matter, you know?
benkay: <kakobrekla> adrrr the design approval committee was colorblind // ah i always knew it mircea_popescu is a DAC
benkay: prase the handjobs!
benkay: (hue)
benkay: Mats_cd03: you could always do spv on ios
benkay: <peterl> essentially it is naked shorting derps? // <mircea_popescu> peterl yea // how does this square with your recent pronouncements against naked shorting?
benkay: ;;later tell buanzo nice to meetcha
benkay: moiety: i read something you wrote earlier as "5-speed manul"
benkay: mircea_popescu: who's buanz0
benkay: buanz0: who are you??
benkay: CAN YOU TELL I LIKED IT?
benkay: i have a bag of mate in the cupboard
benkay: no u
benkay: it comes in big gulps at the big clubs
benkay: <mircea_popescu> so til argentina has no national drink // fernet!
benkay: art classes are great places to pick up girls!
benkay: trinque: http://mpex.co
benkay: <bitcoinpete> well, off to pottery class. bon soir // someone's picking up new girlfriends
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot defaced
benkay: ;;gettrust defaced
benkay: ;;gettrust SirDefaced
benkay: it's the Government pool
benkay: yusss
benkay: now trinque /msg assbot !up to give yourself voice
benkay: !down trinque
benkay: ;;rate trinque 1 dat guy
benkay: ;;ident trinque
benkay: ya but you can't voice y'self yet
benkay: be particularly nasty, eh?
benkay: hey guys trinque is a friend of mine
benkay: !up trinque
benkay: now i need a pile of deals that this insurance will qualify me for to justify the expense
benkay: okay i just bought a pile of insurance
benkay: ha
benkay: !derp
benkay: keep calm and prepare for rectothermal analysis
benkay: !b 1
benkay: I feel I can do this deal because I know this is going to boost the value of NXT exponentially.
benkay: huh look ethereum has code in the wild
benkay: okay now i see something resembling 'code'
benkay: wow it has a built in bureacracy
benkay: "The hard deadline of 17 June 2014 means the Project Ðouglas Dev Team has not had time to test all of the functions we would like for Eris v 0.1. " << still not seeing code
benkay: i have learned so much...veritably do i reel from the things i have now taught myself to never do again
benkay: pretty sure i just did the biggest whole-app refactor of my life.
benkay: thestringpuller: it's coming next month. see logs ;)
benkay: of course asciilifeform will tell me that someone came up with the notion in the fifties and everyone forgot all about it
benkay: Mats_cd03: reactive:imperative::ragel:a pile of regexes
benkay: Mats_cd03: consider a program that's essentially a function of a time series of events
benkay: Mats_cd03: it's a mathematical formalism for talking about systems that evolve over time in response to inputs.
benkay: Mats_cd03: does bit-c have anything resembling a usable api?
benkay: if only there were a reactive ncurses thing
benkay: ui in general is 10x more annoying than other things
benkay: nooooo
benkay: there may be better approaches, artifexd
benkay: in total, I was thinking.
benkay: considered reporting when a bet total ratchets past integer btc at stake? in the same vein as the ticker bots accumulating trades under 1B
benkay: Mats_cd03: and you were recently giving me a hard time about crypto. mhmmmmmmmm.
benkay: * fluffypony polishes his elite GPG key // so leet
benkay: <kakobrekla> <benkay> talk to kakobrekla it's his ruleset < only if you are in wot and authed but dont reach the levels. < grand refinement
benkay: ;;later tell vexual yes that's interesting zone right there hmu
benkay: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=309073.msg3315672#msg3315672 // but how are you going to get the pools to support a hard fork that would allow their participants to cheat?
benkay: talk to kakobrekla it's his ruleset
benkay: <benkay> hey that's a neat way to advertise that you want yourself upped // i suggested this ages ago and was shot down mercilessly.
benkay: try /nick KRS /msg assbot !up /nick KRS1
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot KRS
benkay: ;;ident KRS1
benkay: ;;gettrust krs1
benkay: yup
benkay: hey that's a neat way to advertise that you want yourself upped
benkay: !up KRS1
benkay: "speedy trial" is a bit vauge.
benkay: "eat recycled food" etc etc
benkay: i was introduced to a novel 'paper' last night: CaCO3 quarry byproduct + resin.
benkay: tonights delicacies: lady-made gnocchi with bacon and sea scallops in a pecorino cream sauce
benkay: <moiety> you know they talk back after X years right? // you should have heard the things as what came out of my mouth.
benkay: although re smacks mine responds most promptly to a squirt of water in the face.
benkay: this rocket can put you in orbit or drop a warhead on your friend's face.
benkay: the thing about pits is that they've got this long history of being bred to defend the family from things, where things can be everything from home invaders to bears on the plains during the trek to oregon
benkay: because americans don't think, they react to fear moiety.
benkay: de veras
benkay: i've never shied from that.
benkay: moiety: the plan is to satisfy the baby crazy with...a baby.