benkay: lines since i last rebooted emacs on the aws micro
benkay: busy day
benkay: 10286/10535
benkay: ah, the wives and slaves thread begins.
benkay: "but mocking their idiocy is abuse!"
benkay: <mike_c> you pay $500,000 to have a cute little thing that loves you for 10 years, hates you for 8, and then hopefully respects you after that. // ideally. sculpting them into not-biodiesel is generally frowned upon in these parts.
benkay: defo skimmed that logsection
benkay: 10008/10462
benkay: salud
benkay: .butts
benkay: foreveralone
benkay: =====================!
benkay: and this guy's making a muhmorperger?
benkay: <DreadKnight> I still hope that someday php will be usable system wide, like python, not just in a specific directory // ahahahahaha
benkay: 9570/10410
benkay: read faster, american
benkay: the20year: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com
benkay: yeah, shove state into the clients. fuck 'em.
benkay: mircea_popescu: WORST TECHNICAL REPORT
benkay: hey why did the order numbers fall over? not busting balls, state conversation made me curious.
benkay: !t h rent
benkay: and really sir - "because state"? not because the chosen architecture made it unnecessary?
benkay: i keed, i keed.
benkay: not because a webui woulda cost more?
benkay: <decimation> statelessness has a quality all its own // see, mircea_popescu? state sucks. cause of much woe.
benkay: neatly excises mitm.
benkay: <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform traffic should resemble people exchanging gpg messages maybe ? // run it over cjdns?
benkay: 9362/10362
benkay: s.mg pump incoming hue hue hue
benkay: hoooooly logs
benkay: "cyranodeb" // read as cyra-node-b, because i have bitcoins on the mind
benkay: <BingoBoingo> HANDSofSTEEL: If you really want to go long on ethereum, mircea_popescu wants to go short. I'd advise reading up on ethereum criticism before doing anything rash though. // it's magically also a bet that nothing'll be around in 9/12 mos.
benkay: nobody escapes the open drinquisition
benkay: oscon is in town
benkay: strongest, sorry, i'm the high one
benkay: <BingoBoingo> mike_c: Situation has been remedied. Key in question was not sold so much as held by each of us in trust of a higher powah. // this is the highest endorsement of the wot i've yet seen
benkay: ;;later tell nycbtcpros where's your bitlicense?
benkay: who is this nycbtcpros?
benkay: the hype cycle was just reeeeeally long.
benkay: same as it ever was
benkay: if you're scared, listen to that.
benkay: if its a good trade, you'll know.
benkay: you should never be scared to make a trade.
benkay: dammit argentina
benkay: mhm. a solid distinction for sure.
benkay: <mircea_popescu> i have nfi why anyone'd do business with people who announce xmas and then fail to deliver in march, but then again... // what, you calling asciilifeform a scammer?
benkay: ;;gettrust BigBitz
benkay: ;;gettrust bitb
benkay: kinda the whole point
benkay: CheapBoy: the alexcabal link is the one.
benkay: ;;google gpg ultimate guide
benkay: ;;google gpg
benkay: BigBitz: ether.
benkay: !b 1
benkay: sign a thing with the addr from which he pays you?
benkay: just out of curiousity, how do you plan to verify his identity for delivery come next march?
benkay: ;;gettrust CheapBoy
benkay: tit stop
benkay: nah
benkay: perianne
benkay: drilling
benkay: boring
benkay: topical*
benkay: wait there's a topic pun in there
benkay: can't import boring machines
benkay is amazed at the amount of dick going into that butt
benkay: gotta love los portenos
benkay: wow you guys actually read coindesk
benkay: the joke there is that nobody saw how dumb of an idea claiming to be a pretty young intern at the white house is
benkay: man
benkay: hue hue hue hue hue
benkay: intern for the white house?
benkay: gotta love how her face is the lede
benkay: yes but links please, BingoBoingo
benkay: what happened to the dowry?
benkay: sheeeeeit you give them the wedding?
benkay: boring and company llc doesn't even register on google, wtf
benkay: yeah, but it's not the backyard of your childhood and also you're paying for it.
benkay: link me to great lulz plox
benkay: no i tuned out a long time ago
benkay: lolk so what did bitcoingirl do to piss you off, mircea_popescu ?
benkay: which just so happens to be six blocks from my current residence.
benkay: <dub> she just finalised our venue, twas all I could do to drag it back to 300km away from 10000km // sucker - i had mine in the backyard of the house in which i grew up.
benkay: cross-chain wallet for alphacoinz was on my personal roadmap
benkay: hm.
benkay: keep reading, boss
benkay: ah.
benkay: <mircea_popescu> benkay you read the http://trilema.com/2013/bitcoin-prices-bitcoin-inflexibility/#comment-92015 ? // read it yes, but the context?
benkay: what are the flaws of the current chaining methodology, mircea_popescu ?
benkay: <mircea_popescu> benkay: or is that not actually a text file? << hasn't been a texrfile for all of two years. // cult of complexity
benkay: <mircea_popescu> Pierre_Rochard:mircea_popescu: permission to republish? << well, no. an article is one thing, but wholesale copying of trilema serves little purpose. put up an adnotated article list if you want, that seems to serve your purpose better, or if not do commentary on the individual articles // think talmud
benkay: <thestringpuller> just cattle. let them die off; we can scavenge the refuse for useful stuff afterwards. // biodiesel
benkay: i don't. it's a phenomenal waste of human capital.
benkay: countdown to sub termination: 10...
benkay: quite the deep learners
benkay: "play good with others" lost art of grammar
benkay: man the derp brigade is out in force today
benkay: keybase wanted your 'encrypted' private keys.
benkay: "As of yet, no work has been done on adding support for blockchain domains to ONS and the ONS command line tools."
benkay: danielpbarron: the little reading i've done suggests that it's not a namecoin killer, as that'd require...studying existing solutions and then doing it better. i've yet to find much support fot eh notion that the folks involved have done any research at all yet.
benkay: centralization of markets resulting in companies like ebay
benkay: i mean the kind of sociocultural upheaval that accompanied silicon and then the internet, and will eventually fall out of bitcoin, pankkake
benkay: cept i guess "there will never be another {silicon,internet,bitcoin}" doesn't push views
benkay: I WAS JUST SAYING THIS
benkay: can't say yet need moar read
benkay: $mpexlag
benkay: ThickAsThieves: http://s1168.photobucket.com/user/alc0nzy/media/IPD_VOLVO_C30_NOS_TANKS.jpg.html
benkay: "The vote ends more than five years of struggle over how to address structural vulnerabilities in the funds that encourage investors to bolt at the first sign of trouble." LTCM anyone?
benkay: so. sad.
benkay: hohoho yes link please, bitcoinpete
benkay: <benkay> actual programmers being few and far between. // not to imply anything about myself, ofc just a derpy webapp guy
benkay: maul?
benkay: actual programmers being few and far between.
benkay: .co works as well for me iirc
benkay: mpex.ws, pigeons
benkay: and they can't "let go of banana" and write a real wallet, adding value to the ecosystem.
benkay: asciilifeform: even if they could reimplement the thing from scratch, it still wouldn't touch btc proper.
benkay: bitcoinpete: yup.
benkay: pankkake: yeah, i know what you're saying. this discussion hearkens back to a thing a wise old man harps on about how if you can have the patience to see past the next 6 months to two years you can make trades the rest of the market won't consider because they want 17%/annum *now*
benkay: "quite high" sure, but are they going to go from .01 US per to 10k per?
benkay: vb & co. imagine they're actually doing something, but they're just draining the wallets of latecomers
benkay: it's just the whole "i missed btc, maybe this will make me rich" self delusion alllllllll over again.
benkay: starting with not actually existing.
benkay: i guess a hedge against ether going somewhere isn't such a bad idea, but it totally fails the good investments criteria.
benkay: wine with shit in it is still just shitty wine
benkay: what's smart about buying ether?
benkay: ThickAsThieves: scammor
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: (in)
benkay: to take a long position
benkay: to go long
benkay: ;)
benkay: it's almost like you use a real text editor too, bitcoinpete!
benkay: devops borat would approve
benkay: i am deploy from car
benkay: -assets proofreading is best proofreading.
benkay: pankkake: "credit suisse" perhaps?
benkay: oh, bitcoinpete does derivatives now?
benkay: who's claiming that he's offering a vehicle for others to short?
benkay: if mp's going short, how can you go short by taking the other side of his trade?
benkay: mp's going short, and offering to sell the thing to anyone at a future date below what it's selling for now.
benkay: 70% odds it's a naked short.
benkay: 'cept the classic popescuian naked short
benkay: <princessnell> Pierre_Rochard also probably WoT lit // woterotica
benkay: what an unmitigated goddamned disaster.
benkay: <pankkake> unfortunately there's no easy way to remove an address from bitcoin-qt // delete from wallet.dat? or is that not actually a text file?
benkay: what, after all, is the point of a "database" if one's not going to actually organize data in a useful fashion within?
benkay: this rescanning the blockchain thing is a total bitch, isn't it?
benkay: gotcha.
benkay: how was pottery?
benkay: morning, bitcoinpete
benkay: <mircea_popescu> <pankkake> well, he has the private key, but I have it too. not smart :p << omg BingoBoingo WHAT HAVE YOU DUN NAO // yeah, i'm also curious as to what's going on here
benkay: <chetty> <mircea_popescu> benkay: this is what happens when you let the wimmins manage projects without oversight << word, seriously. and you should see what happens when you let them manage kids w/o oversight.// yeah you get adults // team effort, anyone?
benkay: hi kakobrekla
benkay: wait ethsuisse? waht is this?
benkay: ;)
benkay: low investment upfront for middling-to-poor performance.
benkay: ah, makes sense.
benkay: asciilifeform: 'burping'?
benkay: 'burping'?
benkay: <nubbins`> i struggle to understand living a life so bereft of meaning that blowing your wad on a $50k one-off party is the culmination of your aspirations // that's why they demand consummation immediately afterwards, to keep the void filled
benkay: <dub> if you know when, why not skip straight to the invite proper // this is what happens when you let the wimmins manage projects without oversight
benkay: light coupling, wot wot
benkay: kuzetsa: uses gribbles db, actually. if you've got a +1 from someone in assbot's wot, you can self-up as you've discovered.
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot kuzetsa
benkay: ;;gettrust kuzetsa
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot Rassah
benkay: asciilifeform: regarding pumps, would a peristaltic work?
benkay: pediwiki: "By law, any vehicle registered and driven or parked on public streets in British Columbia must purchase ICBC's basic insurance package from an independent broker. "
benkay: what else do you want?
benkay: service sucks
benkay: it's a monopoly
benkay: icbc
benkay: nubbins`: is there an auto insurance monopoly in your corner of the great untamed communist north?
benkay: <mircea_popescu> mike_c stop opposing progress and an end to oppression. // hey have you guys heard about this ICBC auto insurance monopoly in BC?
benkay: <bitstein> Somewhat related, I'm working on an article about how merchants are just scammers trying to swindle you out of your bitcoins. // i'm starting to like you
benkay: the spoon is a lie
benkay: nubbins`: hit the lawyer turn off the gym, facebook up?
benkay: at least urbit had code in the wild, has ether achieved that yet?
benkay: <mircea_popescu> benkay well so far it's really an urbit fork. // vaporware fork XD
benkay: BingoBoingo: still no software then i gather
benkay: BingoBoingo: is this ether coin a btc fork or...
benkay: having failed to read my fair share of fine print in the past.
benkay: just wondering what fine print he failed to read.
benkay: mircea_popescu: d'you recall what gmaxwell's all butthurt about?
benkay: thickasthieves, BingoBoingo: best solar is soy oil
benkay: hue
benkay: ah neat, Mats_cd03
benkay: expert system, i lol'd
benkay: the hit counter is back http://www.addthis.com/
benkay: http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/07/undocumented-ios-functions-allow-monitoring-of-personal-data-expert-says/
benkay: that's still going?
benkay: sheeeit, sinfest.
benkay: thickasthieves: beers?
benkay: nubbins` prints across the whole bolt and then makes shirts? nooz to me...
benkay: http://businessintelligence.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tumblr_mba5v5Cusu1qz61voo1_500.jpg
benkay: <mircea_popescu> bitbet. giving the bitcoin population the sort of graphs it wants to see. since 2012. // i want a shirt that has a bunch of zig-zaggy up-and-to-the-right arrows patterned across it
benkay: satoshi is ancient aliens and the first saint is zappa?
benkay: fond of japs too
benkay: princessnell: it's a setup for another zappa reference.
benkay: joe's garage man.
benkay: ("with leather?")
benkay: "all the way, and none of their mothers ever see-em to know"
benkay: "all the way, that's the way they gooooo"
benkay: "how do they go, after the show..."
benkay: me, i like the shiksas
benkay: no one expects the bitcoin inquisition
benkay: morning, princessnell
benkay: we p great
benkay: thestringpuller: the leaf can go faster than 60 mph?
benkay: clearly, a changing of order-id's would have been (prior to today) an unknown unput
benkay: <jurov> benkay, i like to tease you. but still, dreaming of building full-stack mpex model which will get obsolete on mircea's whims... // the point is not a full model of mpex, the point is a full testing of all paths through a codebase, guaranteeing its performance under known inputs.
benkay: pottery? what?
benkay: c's can own llc's, and vice versa.
benkay: re llc vs c-corp, i've seen no difference.
benkay: just addressing your mischaracterization of me. just because i have opinions about mpex agent's test suite doesn't mean i don't do manual data munging (or have people do it) when appropriate.
benkay: (who knows...)
benkay: <jurov> how would one prepare a recovery process for exchange chaging all the order IDs? // gotta be manual.
benkay: i don't *need* things any particular way. i *build* things a certain way to reduce my future headache.
benkay: <jurov> mpex broker really cannot be done by someone like benkay who needs all things to be neatly lined up // lining things up neatly first makes dealing with the inevitable manual stuff vastly less of a headache.
benkay: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/11/116066/2283684-Jimmy_bieber_Popcorn_cu-thumb-350x197-14878.gif
benkay: <Basquiat_> bitstein: http://claritycurrency.com/ the latest in bitcoin startup scams // omg the scrolling divs
benkay: hey nubbins` what's with these threaded beers you can't twist the tops off of in bc?
benkay: <mircea_popescu> how about the entire fucking ocean floor is a mesh network of bacteria guys // okay
benkay: if you're 95% of a given network...
benkay: why
benkay: what
benkay: "kill your chain" what do you mean by this?
benkay: <dub> you want to be at least bigger than whatever Luke-Jr can steal before enabling mm // pardon?
benkay: mircea_popescu: http://www.xinergia.com/home/cvdiego
benkay: thanks dub
benkay: is there a hashpower command?
benkay: ;;bcstats
benkay: dunno if he'll remember me, but it'd be cool.
benkay: say hi to diego for me mthreat
benkay: thickasthieves: is atc a merge-mine thing?
benkay: can one do merged-mining on a premined coin?
benkay: so i read
benkay: ;;gettrust xanthyos
benkay: decimation: emacs running on a vps, mosh for flaky mobile connections
benkay: curse of emacs - it can behave any way you want it to, provided you put the time in to make it so.
benkay: i've not customized this irc client to both show those things but not display notifications for them
benkay: i don't watch nicks/joins/parts
benkay: hahaha excellent
benkay: <Oglafbot> http://oglaf.com/enlist/ // WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS