ben_vulpes: we're taking the world back to evaluation on its merits, not on its appearances.
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: look either you make the sell with the situation as is or you don't man
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: for now, just the one displaying.
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: if you can't write the copy that makes people click your link, why would an image change that?
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: not any time soon
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski when are you going to put the fro on twitter?
ben_vulpes: http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/code/6188660/bass-coast-festival-headdress-native-american
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> kyuupichan the eth scammers pretty much admitted it was all wash trading in some blogpost recently << links, anyone?
ben_vulpes: yeah.
ben_vulpes: i'd wished to put the time to better use.
ben_vulpes: *shrug*
ben_vulpes: the thing was ready. now i need to go load the wallet.dat format into my brain.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: how are you doing watch only addresses?
ben_vulpes: i'd be *thrilled* to hear the counterpoint.
ben_vulpes: but someone making comments like that cannot be trusted with bitcoin code review.
ben_vulpes: this guy helped shut watch-only wallets and addresses out of the core client, while merging in heartbleed.
ben_vulpes: ex-CUSE me?
ben_vulpes: "Could you just run with an always-encrypted wallet instead, and if not, why not?"
ben_vulpes: ;;rate gavinandresen -1 https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/2861#issuecomment-29491869
ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:5a4d800574af8164a4e5034d6639538d5426c4937ac9c827e2fd40a7
ben_vulpes: ;;eauth ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: ;;rate gavinandresen -1 https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/2861#issuecomment-29491869
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust gavinandresen
ben_vulpes: imaginary
ben_vulpes: irrational
ben_vulpes: real
ben_vulpes: i always thought numbers came in a select set of logical groups
ben_vulpes: but i guess it makes sense
ben_vulpes: floats and longs and dates and times and ints and bigints and omg i had no idea computers were insane
ben_vulpes: mjr_: weren't you at bitpay for a while?
ben_vulpes: if i want to turn my paper dollars into paper gold, i'm just going to whelk my fiat down to Schwabe and let them do what they do
ben_vulpes: i ain't letting anyone hedge with my coins
ben_vulpes: nope nope nope
ben_vulpes: pahaha how on earth?!
ben_vulpes: "locks"?
ben_vulpes: bitfinex is an exchange of sorts
ben_vulpes: coinapult is coins via email
ben_vulpes: i really have no opinions about these things
ben_vulpes: what've you been up to?
ben_vulpes: long time no talk, mjr_.
ben_vulpes: k. i'm clearly behind on my logs.
ben_vulpes: oh jesus virtualization fights again?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski, BingoBoingo: gpg homedir permissions. fixd.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo, pete_dushenski: thx guys something went south during server swtich
ben_vulpes: er, registration
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: looks like your login succeeded, i have no idea right this moment why the request timed out.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> punkman: ben_vulpes: << fellaties << hahahahaha
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes: just...derping. << i have nfi, tried to give her an online job so she can cover her expenses and live more or less comfortably in exchange of spending 12 hours a day in front of the screen. didn't take it. << mo? what was the rate?
ben_vulpes: the food processor is a pretty fantastic invention.
ben_vulpes: urmomium?
ben_vulpes: then it doesn't count.
ben_vulpes: lolya? what's that?
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: gratzi, moarrr
ben_vulpes: 196Ezs1cxfT9qyFuwhmSZF7RGR5yhfVzTb
ben_vulpes: i'll take some
ben_vulpes: yup
ben_vulpes: let me know if horror ensues
ben_vulpes: cutting van dns over
ben_vulpes: <pete_dushenski> guess who has a new header? http://contravex.com << wd
ben_vulpes: http://www.bnd.com/2014/08/10/3343481/mad-max-director-heartbroken-over.html#wgt=rcntnews
ben_vulpes: Miller describes "Mad Max: Fury Road" as an extended chase taking place over three days. The movie, due out next summer and also starring Charlize Theron, features minimal dialogue. The screenplay consisted of storyboards — sketches of each planned shot — rather than a conventional script.
ben_vulpes: CheckDavid: have you even googled for landing pages and lead gen yet?
ben_vulpes: CheckDavid: if you're working this hustle for a web design and seo firm they should make that for you.
ben_vulpes: i prefer running around the block until i pass out from exhaustion.
ben_vulpes: although i think it may be too late.
ben_vulpes: yeah, that's what i meant, punkman.
ben_vulpes: i could be reading seneca
ben_vulpes doubles down on black
ben_vulpes: "i've spent all this time and sacrificed all this brain to understand these demon devices i better get something out of it!"
ben_vulpes: classic gamblers fallacy
ben_vulpes: some days the only thing keeping me from going back to the wood shop is bitcoin
ben_vulpes: holding a moderately accurate model of the modern compute infrastructure in my head.
ben_vulpes: i have my own awful methods of procuring food credits
ben_vulpes: what, and sucking cock for cash is such a horrible thing now?
ben_vulpes: orly?
ben_vulpes: who paid for your ticket indiancandy1 ?
ben_vulpes: just...derping.
ben_vulpes: what's going on with moiety?
ben_vulpes: hey bb got it sorted
ben_vulpes: oh look who's back
ben_vulpes: "insulting"
ben_vulpes: if you're advanced enough to do without the "sync" button, you're advanced enough to cygwin and fuck you
ben_vulpes: but also you know - one thing at a time. i have all my ducks in a row for this cutover, i'm a cautious guy and don't feel like deploying more code right before cutting over to the new server.
ben_vulpes: that is the plan, yeah.
ben_vulpes: deposits are currently disabled because 1 query per minute to blockchain.info's api triggers their cloudflare DDOS "protection".
ben_vulpes: to those whom it may concern: i'm cutting VAN's DNS over to a new server tomorrow morning.
ben_vulpes: sounds about right.
ben_vulpes: boy did i hate labview...
ben_vulpes: labview! that's the one i was trying to remember.
ben_vulpes: what do you want? those people are suspectible to the pitch. the academia pitch, the "easy to use software" pitch...
ben_vulpes: funny you should mention that.
ben_vulpes: i figured you're more the matlab kind of person
ben_vulpes: we're buzzword compliant.
ben_vulpes: SJ is more of the "full-stack polyglot development and UX shop"
ben_vulpes: that'd be the one.
ben_vulpes: derpylittlewebapps.butts
ben_vulpes: derpylittlewebappsdotbutts
ben_vulpes wonders if the butts tld is available yet
ben_vulpes: more like derpy little web apps dot com
ben_vulpes: no sir.
ben_vulpes: anything interestin? or remote controls and the like
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: ping
ben_vulpes: how do you come by your food credits?
ben_vulpes: benvenuto a la serenissima
ben_vulpes: it's an open ended question intentionally. whence thy interest in bitcoin, what you aim to get out of spending time in -assets, anything relevant you care to share...
ben_vulpes: back up.
ben_vulpes: mike_c, pete_dushenski, BingoBoingo, fluffypony: i'm taking van down for a bit.
ben_vulpes: what's your story, kdomanski ?
ben_vulpes: http://online.wsj.com/articles/counterterrorism-official-says-homegrown-lone-wolf-is-greatest-airport-terror-threat-1407533128 << sounds like the homeland surveillance system is gearing up to talk americans into putting themselves under rigorous surveillance
ben_vulpes: i wouldn't even know. all i actually know is bearings and deflections and universal joints. this web shit is all new territory to me.
ben_vulpes: airbnb/9flats
ben_vulpes: who even knows
ben_vulpes: you probably don't use consumer-grade services period.
ben_vulpes: greatest your browser/whatever experience is going to be ultra lame
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> Basically they can't escape their consumer programming to have the newest, the shiniest, the most prestigious embadgened << for macos users, the programming is in the machine, in the user, and in people writing software for the thing. the people writing the software write for the latest platform, 'cause "80% uptake rate in 24 hours! why not!?", which makes a vicious spiral where unless you're running the latest and
ben_vulpes: "property of poorly managed systems that increase in resources lowers productivity" << related also to amounts of free energy in the system?
ben_vulpes: it *really* wants httpd up, for instance
ben_vulpes: wow cpanel does some insane shit to machines
ben_vulpes: the whole point is to make people actually come talk to one
ben_vulpes: http://aeon.co/magazine/nature-and-cosmos/pregnancy-is-a-battleground-between-mother-father-and-baby/
ben_vulpes: <decimation> I want to move to an emacs-based chat client but I need to configure a cloud-host like ben_vulpes << lowendbox
ben_vulpes: pankkake: want
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: %t
ben_vulpes: !s libreboot
ben_vulpes: (but does it ==== php?)
ben_vulpes: to the dylan song, and re centos: "everything must run as root!"
ben_vulpes goes back to work
ben_vulpes: a hm
ben_vulpes: is that a function of having borne young or not feeling hawt?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: in that picture you said you could tell who was wifed, as they weren't displaying lordosis
ben_vulpes: well, wife status was the word.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what's the deal with lordosis?
ben_vulpes: everyone's getting 18% returns in the fiat market, and looking at me like the crazy one when i shake my head at the ridiculousness of it all.
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> no heartbleed, no pagerank. << search engines. next frontier of bitcoin.
ben_vulpes is a happy camper
ben_vulpes: (plus 8 whole cores! oodles of memory!)
ben_vulpes: har
ben_vulpes: well, teeth.
ben_vulpes: great thing about new server is that i can run it as hot as i want without some virtualization layer going "mmmm, that's a little bit too hot. let's bork your input and ouput for a bit."
ben_vulpes: followed by MOAR SERVER
ben_vulpes: am only waiting for babe to enface-ify then it's bike to breastfast sammich time
ben_vulpes: it is now loaded into the tablist
ben_vulpes: <pete_dushenski> if not by me, then by my, what shall we call them... colleagues? << it's the peerage ;)
ben_vulpes: ultimately, obscurity is your last line of defense.
ben_vulpes: or any million of other tricks
ben_vulpes: or dust for oil
ben_vulpes: RebeccaBitcoin: you gotta get a real client, for starters.
ben_vulpes: don't hurt yourself now
ben_vulpes: RebeccaBitcoin: <ben_vulpes> i wonder if its trivially bruteforceable
ben_vulpes: treat your satoshis well and your integer btc will treat you well.
ben_vulpes: "anything worth doing is worth doing well".
ben_vulpes: there's a saying
ben_vulpes: RebeccaBitcoin: mind you, that amount can change rapidly based on their fiat denomination, and your lazy self might decline to move them until it's too late.
ben_vulpes: cazalla: bad genes
ben_vulpes: who are you again?
ben_vulpes: we're trying to tell you that it ain't secure at all., honey.
ben_vulpes: no. it's a meaningless distinction.
ben_vulpes: meaningless distinction.
ben_vulpes: for the bruteforcers...
ben_vulpes: ;;8ball will the coins get stolen?
ben_vulpes: ;;8ball RebeccaBitcoin ^^
ben_vulpes: ;;8ball RebeccaBitcoin ^^
ben_vulpes: thou shalt not etc
ben_vulpes: hell no
ben_vulpes: but is it ====== random?
ben_vulpes: up up down down right a b bitcoin!
ben_vulpes: tengo mucho sospechosa
ben_vulpes: i mean it said "okay!" after a hilariously short period of time.
ben_vulpes: RebeccaBitcoin: thou shalt not mix js and crypto, much less js and entropy.
ben_vulpes: i wonder if its trivially bruteforceable
ben_vulpes: nah.
ben_vulpes: these are always fun
ben_vulpes: oooh
ben_vulpes: or take vacations?
ben_vulpes: so on the topic of the btc tech mgr, how does one ameliorate the bus factor?
ben_vulpes: ;;google why is it crashing
ben_vulpes: everything straight to /dev/null
ben_vulpes: unix magic
ben_vulpes: !s wordpress random
ben_vulpes: gah fuck this flaky wifi
ben_vulpes: <TheNewDeal> I failed a class called Design of Machine Elements. Fucking horridly boring class << applied statics and dynamics are fascinating topics, wrapped in problem sets designed to condition the student for a life in the mines.
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: noted.
ben_vulpes: pete: noted
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i follow in the footsteps of giants: kakobrekla, mike_c, mircea_popescu, jurov
ben_vulpes: okay gents, i'm out for the night. please submit further bug reports to benkay@gmail.com
ben_vulpes: use your short keyid
ben_vulpes: full keyid login is not live yet, gents.
ben_vulpes: SO BUSY
ben_vulpes: "chiggidey check yourself before you wreck yourself...big dicks in your ass is bad for your health"?
ben_vulpes: what's that line?
ben_vulpes: hohohoho
ben_vulpes: bb i just blasted a gut chuckle
ben_vulpes: but i'm focused on standing it up on some actual metal.
ben_vulpes: there's also a change in the works that will only debit your account for days the ad's actually run.
ben_vulpes: ads start at midnight, go through midnight.
ben_vulpes: thing runs UTC.
ben_vulpes: i'm in the midst of moving the thing to a server that can actually run it.
ben_vulpes: d'you recall the dates you used?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: not yet, nope.
ben_vulpes: mike_c: ohyou.png
ben_vulpes: dear god why is the first google result for `gpg homedir` a windows problem
ben_vulpes touches the globe
ben_vulpes: hahaha
ben_vulpes: what is "soon", asciilifeform ?
ben_vulpes: ;;rate asciilifeform 2 fucking hilarious
ben_vulpes: divination haw
ben_vulpes: iono tho
ben_vulpes: he says he's wearing impressive pants
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: tat's curious about running ads
ben_vulpes: ooooh
ben_vulpes: hmmm
ben_vulpes: what are you wearing?
ben_vulpes: <decimation> the other alternative would be to understand the structure of the bdb file
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell bitcodernoob <decimation> make copies, put in bit/altcoin profile directory and see which one is vaild after running the client?
ben_vulpes: <bitcodernoob> Can anyone help me with a problem. I have two wallet.dat's that I accidentally mixed up. Is there a way that I can findout which wallet.dat goes to which coin?
ben_vulpes: sure but when the 16 oz can becomes a 12 oz can with a strongly concave bottom, coca cola charging the same amount...
ben_vulpes: tide
ben_vulpes: coca cola, pfizer, budweiser, royal dutch shell?
ben_vulpes: well hang on if the company prices goods in inflating usd they can adjust pricing to match inflation. bonds, as the revered B sez, are a bad bad thing in inflationary situations 'cause paying a price now for money in the future that will be worth less. so confus.
ben_vulpes: over 20`000
ben_vulpes: who's the baron of buenos aires?
ben_vulpes: "upmost urgency"
ben_vulpes: i say "student of power" when people ask.
ben_vulpes: i just want to read the reports about the derpage.
ben_vulpes: (mpoe annualized p/e)
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 0.00089192 / 0.00001921
ben_vulpes: yeeah!
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 0.00089192 / 0.00000015
ben_vulpes: (<Pilate> .hiv pre-registration up this morning... apparently i reserved spread.hiv, spreads.hiv, super.hiv, and selling.hiv)
ben_vulpes: (topical: .hiv pre-registration went up today)
ben_vulpes: guess the biologists are useful after all
ben_vulpes: and here i was hoping for a new global pandemic
ben_vulpes: man that typeface is just horrid
ben_vulpes: van going down for deploy
ben_vulpes: okay noted
ben_vulpes: oh oh plaintext
ben_vulpes: what, pipe it into your os clipboard and call it a day
ben_vulpes: whatchu want in it?
ben_vulpes: blame imagemagick
ben_vulpes: SOUNDS GREAT
ben_vulpes: compliments on technical excellence should be delivered to yours truly
ben_vulpes: blame mircea_popescu the rules are his fault