ben_vulpes: subjective
ben_vulpes: feelsgood.png
ben_vulpes: "no."
ben_vulpes: "hey you live in new york? cool! do you know this other random guy i met one time?"
ben_vulpes: fivezerotwo: now why would you think that?
ben_vulpes: i asked nicely for a staging environment so that we could keep working when they do this in the future
ben_vulpes: cascaded into a whole-site-takedown
ben_vulpes: with no safety checks or timeouts or anything
ben_vulpes: client recently pushed a change to their frontend app that changed the rate at which the js called the backend
ben_vulpes: ah funny ddos story
ben_vulpes: best response to ddos is to...not notice.
ben_vulpes: and y'all complain of tib and mor.
ben_vulpes: worst part of ddos is noise in assets logs.
ben_vulpes: i know
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> anyone giving me even money on undata being a chick ? << i'll take it
ben_vulpes: i think the thing is pretty ambivalent to input media
ben_vulpes: gotta dig the clay out and make the bricks
ben_vulpes: guy's built and published the plans for a compressed-earth brick maker
ben_vulpes: no no no, wrong takeaway
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: try w js?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> undata not just. houses too, if you build brick walls on concrete pillars... wtf is going to burn ? << http://opensourceecology.org/wiki/CEB_Press
ben_vulpes: the secret fuhrer again?
ben_vulpes: https://twitter.com/RonaldKlain/status/488885766001410048?s=09 << amusing honesty
ben_vulpes: neat stuff.
ben_vulpes: what's the background on "scientologists raped the usg in the 70s" claim?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> undata: a smart cult with an anti-govt streak would try to remain unnoticed <<< which fails to explain why the us govt is not taking better care of staying out of our way. << "smart"
ben_vulpes: being mean is the point of life.
ben_vulpes: dead $SACRED_COW
ben_vulpes: dead feminists.
ben_vulpes: if you're going for max shock, dead niggers.
ben_vulpes: not the hassling, the suiciding
ben_vulpes: you could have them making human pyramids instead
ben_vulpes: fivezerotwo: that's a waste of resources, dood
ben_vulpes: lol at your link and 'software' that's a decent joke albeit accidental
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: different link
ben_vulpes: http://m.gpo.gov/plumbook/ << this is a pretty good example of how the ussa builds software.
ben_vulpes: nubbins`: that's the one.
ben_vulpes: it's just an arbitrary set of letters representing stuff...man
ben_vulpes: kek
ben_vulpes: "i can't quit you"
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: this game is impossible.
ben_vulpes: t/u/v/w, but w/e
ben_vulpes: there was a vaporware around this, right?
ben_vulpes: and its actually scrolling into a dimension you can't really percieve correctly
ben_vulpes: btc is ultimate arcade game
ben_vulpes scrambles for coins
ben_vulpes: i'd like my bw back plz
ben_vulpes: is the variety speak not an adequate filter anymore?
ben_vulpes: how can one tell how long a party'd been reading the logs?
ben_vulpes: client *commits* to *master*
ben_vulpes: seeing merge conflicts in client code makes me more comfortable with my rates
ben_vulpes: <Adlai> ben_vulpes: why do you do this to my tender mind << welcome to assets
ben_vulpes: oh guys guys i found the worst thing ever
ben_vulpes: lisp is lisp and datomic is a persistant prologish fact store with time built in
ben_vulpes: Pierre_Rochard: there's really not much similarity between js/lisp and mongo/datomic
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: lol "the alpha board"
ben_vulpes: no no, it's definitely a prayer
ben_vulpes: PUA lulzatron: http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/10/14/time-for-a-false-rape-accuser-registry/
ben_vulpes: for API's we use liberator, which neatly takes all of the functions in a namespace and turns them into rest-y endpoints
ben_vulpes: Pierre_Rochard: clojure's mostly libs, less frameworks. the stack we use is http-kit for serving web apps, and datomic on postgres for data persistence.
ben_vulpes: (side note Adlai, clojurescript makes frontend almost endurable)
ben_vulpes: PE will want to see revenues tho, unless the IPO is a juggernaut and the public markets are going to get taken hard.
ben_vulpes: and contracts are structured in equity-holders benefit, and not as a raping tool for VCs.
ben_vulpes: equity is liquid far in advance of IPOs, if you have enough and know PE.
ben_vulpes: "also, i got tired of being asked what color my lamborghini was."
ben_vulpes: "well you can take your dollar down the 7-11 and buy a Keno ticket, or you can take your LIFE SAVINGS/4 of your best-performing years to the startup roulette wheel..."
ben_vulpes: potential client asked me about my startuplandia cynicism last night
ben_vulpes: equity is a gamble...
ben_vulpes: or good negotiator
ben_vulpes: lucky fuck
ben_vulpes looks around
ben_vulpes: i'm only a member of one cult of personality, and it ain't hickey's
ben_vulpes: my what now?
ben_vulpes: various API's, toy BTC tools for myself, a webapp here and there
ben_vulpes: and i clojure, for the same reason.
ben_vulpes: i think the switching costs from py/whatever -> clojure are a little lower than to the common lisp families
ben_vulpes: <******> also lisp is perfect and I have wasted 10 years
ben_vulpes: Adlai: from another chan where i've been pounding on about lisp:
ben_vulpes: haha
ben_vulpes: i suspect pythongs are going to resist a cl
ben_vulpes: any good?
ben_vulpes: mnope.
ben_vulpes: it's no cl, but it's nice.
ben_vulpes chants "clojure, clojure" quietly and repeatedly
ben_vulpes: lisping commonly?
ben_vulpes: what's the new gig, Adlai?
ben_vulpes: !b 1
ben_vulpes: thats just 'poor engineering'
ben_vulpes: hey retard isn't pc
ben_vulpes: "conserve, comrade"
ben_vulpes: california is apparently notifying water users of "wasteful status"
ben_vulpes: (which - i ain't sharing details - are pretty good)
ben_vulpes: despite my best bezzlefforts
ben_vulpes: a pauperized american lout
ben_vulpes: ah yes well i'm but an american lout
ben_vulpes: i mean its dingy as fuck but mebbe if i work really hard
ben_vulpes: my golden age is today
ben_vulpes: xdotcommer back around eh?
ben_vulpes: provided you've seen them in action i imagine
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform you've an admirable appreciation of their byzantine mindset
ben_vulpes: ofc, bureaucrats
ben_vulpes: nah libre cover
ben_vulpes: nice.
ben_vulpes: ;;google papers please
ben_vulpes: how would anyone in here know
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> USSA low on coins to short? << so drama
ben_vulpes: winter is coming
ben_vulpes: obvious distancing job is obvious
ben_vulpes: ayup
ben_vulpes: is that davout's thing?
ben_vulpes: no more penguirker either, eh
ben_vulpes: who/what
ben_vulpes: i pet who i want thickasthieves
ben_vulpes: sweaty petting
ben_vulpes: petting generally leads to fucking
ben_vulpes: like warrant transfer :P
ben_vulpes: pet the sweaty things and don't sweat the petty things?
ben_vulpes: that's why bring .bait back
ben_vulpes: b-a: srs bzns
ben_vulpes: i'm just curious yo
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust wangxinxi
ben_vulpes: ;;ident xinxi
ben_vulpes: p. sure everyone in here does that pretty regularly for their own projects.
ben_vulpes: was he on your case for plugging your site?
ben_vulpes: lol what was going on there?
ben_vulpes: baww that's a shame
ben_vulpes: mill chatter? bed complain? hammer crack?
ben_vulpes: girl should squeal, yes
ben_vulpes: i dunno man i expect my tools to stand up to abuse
ben_vulpes: why should the bed make sounds?
ben_vulpes: *everyone loses focus*
ben_vulpes: *mid-bed leg bends slightly, overcomes static friction, jitters across floor*
ben_vulpes: and now the damn thing squeaks abominably during any vigorous motion
ben_vulpes: put it on felt pads for ease of moving and cleaning
ben_vulpes: in other news, i rigidified my bed
ben_vulpes: f(chaos) -> melody?
ben_vulpes: no wai
ben_vulpes: the notion that anyone's getting signal out of the market ticking up or down is absurd.
ben_vulpes: #btc-pricetalk, but for everything.
ben_vulpes: ##econometrics has its moments, but it's mostly people arguing about noise in the signal
ben_vulpes: just crying out for a bad drug joke
ben_vulpes: but touching colored spots (to the tongue) for an excuse to rub together
ben_vulpes: no i know
ben_vulpes: oh, acid.
ben_vulpes: humans can't handle statistics. big disaster with 0% likelihood freezes the brain in its place.
ben_vulpes: morning, fanatics.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/15/us-lockheed-fusion-idUSKCN0I41EM20141015 << monkeys fly from my arse if this is true. << bezzletron
ben_vulpes: xinxi: extremely robust connection switchting, ideal for the laptop user.
ben_vulpes: xinxi: look into mosh as well
ben_vulpes: xinxi
ben_vulpes: idiots', no idea.
ben_vulpes: mine, ssh keys
ben_vulpes: problems?
ben_vulpes: run emacs remotely
ben_vulpes: have server
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: eh?
ben_vulpes: you're a programmer, script it
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> given the fate of usd, the small coins continue to circulate largely through inertia of neglect. << prices in my area recently went to integer dollars for things sold by the unit
ben_vulpes: make a synthetic diamond crown of carbonized benjamins
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> yeah, but also like slaves they're worth w/e they bring in. << also this one
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> but idea is, if you own them, better keep them busy. like slaves. << oh god i know this one
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: entirely unsurprised.
ben_vulpes is now gagging for time to read the logs
ben_vulpes: kick everyone's ass on quality without worrying about making money
ben_vulpes: i ain't no dissembler
ben_vulpes: nah, i got my own
ben_vulpes ponders
ben_vulpes: i envy your playground mircea_popescu
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> no, they constantly dilute except for active writers. << clever
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> womenz can not be owned!!1 << the line is that humans cannot be owned, and it's only spouted by those who've not realized they're owned
ben_vulpes: factually i got a blowjob!
ben_vulpes: how are ya, berndj
ben_vulpes: that's like a third "private messages" a third "project manager" and a third bitchy babes
ben_vulpes: relatedly: why do guys derp on about PMS and not about the ovulation?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "fuck me" it is that time of the month, yes
ben_vulpes: it's a business owned woman
ben_vulpes: clearly those people don't understand business
ben_vulpes: SO MANY OPTIONS
ben_vulpes: then order
ben_vulpes: or sit in thing
ben_vulpes: middleman is getting squozed out of existince in this qntry
ben_vulpes: just order from amazon
ben_vulpes: don't buy things in meatspace
ben_vulpes: www.introducingcarrot.com
ben_vulpes: jborkl wants qntra shares
ben_vulpes: me: "yeah, taking care of myself would be a good idea. i'll let you know if i get around to it!"
ben_vulpes: lady: "maybe you should take a nap before our dinner party"
ben_vulpes: drama mode
ben_vulpes: xinxi: gpg key on about page mebber
ben_vulpes: sweet my personal gmail's down
ben_vulpes: that hair
ben_vulpes: keys -> accountability
ben_vulpes: "first to the gate"
ben_vulpes: you just hold a hard line
ben_vulpes: eg, cazalla counterparties trusting him to not resell
ben_vulpes: brings us back to trusting humans
ben_vulpes: well race condition only happens if someone sells and signs on to two seperate parties
ben_vulpes: jurov: what does a duplicate matter?
ben_vulpes: <`jurov`> yes, but i'd have to track it then.. better just add a button "loan the shares to coinbr" << not at all, just import all the keys and verify all the sigs at transfer.
ben_vulpes: mike_c: to what are you referring?
ben_vulpes: "no asshole i want a black body emitter"
ben_vulpes: "surely you mean you want the equivalent amount of light from this tiny little zone in the spectrum"
ben_vulpes: "hello i want to dissipate 60 watts"
ben_vulpes: and ofc halogen and metal halide bulbs but NO GODDAMN BALLASTS
ben_vulpes: LED bundles
ben_vulpes: CFL in packaging that FAILS TO DISCLOSE CFL INTERNALS
ben_vulpes: CFL in housing that doesn't look like a CFL
ben_vulpes: CFL
ben_vulpes: options for lighting are:
ben_vulpes: went to home depot (BEZZLE CENTRAL, APPARENTLY)
ben_vulpes: went to grow store, was sorely disappointed by potheads unable to comprehend the utility of grow lights in a warehouse cum office situation and unable to make purchasing recommendations that fell within a reasonable price/quality zone
ben_vulpes: OH SO THE METAL HALIDE STORY
ben_vulpes: tempered with a brief glare signifying "don't do this to me again."
ben_vulpes: "no no, this is my fault because x, y, z" {x,y,z} being things outside her control and knowledge that she expected to be held responsible for
ben_vulpes: oh hey subject of personal responsibility, i saw a direct report's eyes glaze over with adoration and loyalty last night
ben_vulpes: how to dodge responsiblity for our own poor decisions
ben_vulpes: hey, it's the one thing we're actually taught in usschool
ben_vulpes: almost as long as my schlong
ben_vulpes: got a big list
ben_vulpes: didn't get in early enough on btctrain
ben_vulpes: gotta eat, kakobrekla
ben_vulpes looks through requirements.txt, sees PIL, GEOS, reaches for docker
ben_vulpes: on a more serious note, i've gotten really great mileage from using docker to santize insane client django stacks
ben_vulpes quakes again
ben_vulpes: wrap the shit in shit
ben_vulpes: python is scam
ben_vulpes quakes in boots
ben_vulpes: you're going to put python on an actual system?
ben_vulpes: <punkman> a terrarium for its snakes << DOCKER, YOU FOOLS
ben_vulpes: i ain't got no patience...
ben_vulpes: i do it wherever i pleases! it, *and* emacs.
ben_vulpes: i emacs outdoors
ben_vulpes: (or leaving the comfort of emacs, if one's so inclined...)
ben_vulpes: one can search, copy, paste, etc without relying on other's mystery meat.
ben_vulpes: <danielpbarron> wah.. i searched for it in the logs and everything :< << good example of the persistent connection's utility.
ben_vulpes: <thickasthieves> not sure what u refer to
ben_vulpes: thickasthieves: yourself as well :P
ben_vulpes: nah, it's where the programmers with a care for cost and quality of living reside
ben_vulpes: the one, the only, the inimitable!
ben_vulpes: he maths! he timezones! he prints shirts!
ben_vulpes: up at 4.20, caffinated by 5.30
ben_vulpes: mmm launch day
ben_vulpes: you mispelled it, nubbins`
ben_vulpes: lisene
ben_vulpes: step it up, chief