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ben_vulpes: lady v discovered the model-turned-pilot instagram community: http://instagram.com/p/uO0yVUFbQv/?modal=true
ben_vulpes: "in 1999, the Mexican-American organization LatinosUSA organized a boycott against Spic and Span because of the use of the word spic,"
ben_vulpes: it's an actual fucking city, you nincompoops.
ben_vulpes: jesus, you people.
ben_vulpes: dodge.
ben_vulpes: doge?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: is this meant to dissuade me from entering a saturated field?
ben_vulpes: this is not a terribly bad idea.
ben_vulpes: "Deploy your shit. Idempotently."
ben_vulpes: Vulpes' Hairball.
ben_vulpes: (or the most recent copy).
ben_vulpes: i might sell licenses of it
ben_vulpes: designed to be operated by professionals.
ben_vulpes: bounce: it's a custom built thing.
ben_vulpes: more specifically, asciilifeform, american webdev chumpatron.
ben_vulpes: log ghosts
ben_vulpes: how many argentine pesos in 1/phi bitcoins, Bremsstrahlung2?
ben_vulpes: !up Bremsstrahlung2
ben_vulpes: idempotent infrastructure!
ben_vulpes: to roll back, check out commit to which you want to roll back and provision a new cluster.
ben_vulpes: json file describing what needs provisioning, and a script to stand it all up on aws.
ben_vulpes: works entirely differently though
ben_vulpes: i wrote my own version of it in 2 weeks
ben_vulpes: also horrendously expensive.
ben_vulpes: it's quite elegant.
ben_vulpes: clicky copying of full stacks
ben_vulpes: clicky provisioning of solr, mongo, whatever
ben_vulpes: clicky rollbacks to yesterday's db
ben_vulpes: clicky rollbacks of infrastructure
ben_vulpes: if you know what you want and are willing to pay for it it's lovely.
ben_vulpes: such css.
ben_vulpes: elegant chumpatron.
ben_vulpes: http://www.jeffreyrobinson.com/book-bitcon.html : "He spoke with big players and small players" << i don't recall him ever stopping by
ben_vulpes: !s jeffrey robinson
ben_vulpes: it is a lovely morning
ben_vulpes: i am having the praises of my dick sung to me
ben_vulpes: you guys
ben_vulpes: you had manifold opportunity to do such and instead doubled down on your idiocy.
ben_vulpes: the only way to change it is to bury it in a sea of "jeez, i guess i was wrong" and subsequent self improvement.
ben_vulpes: if you show up and make an idiot of yourself, history will show this forever.
ben_vulpes: this is *the* public forum, and we keep *immutable* records of everything.
ben_vulpes: this is what we do here, ninjashogun, and all others listening.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> what is the schmuck's name anyway ? << http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=robert+viragh
ben_vulpes: terminate ssl for me for 20 dollars a month" button than to...terminate it themselves. on a box they control.
ben_vulpes: <kakobrekla> ... $8500 << currently dealing with something very similar. programmer programs a thing in django, goes to "deploy" it but doesn't know much on the topic beyond "hey heroku's a good host". fast forward four years, heroku bill is now in excees of 300 dollars a month because it's so much easier for people who "just write code" (if plugging the duplo of rails or django into itself can be called such) to click the "yes please
ben_vulpes: i look away for what - a day, two? and you people only rack up 500 lines?
ben_vulpes: what is this weak logsauce
ben_vulpes: the downside to an unlimited buy wall as a consulting shop is the imperative to eat through as much of it as possible in the time allotted
ben_vulpes: mats_cd03: it's too cold and wet around here for anything approaching a bacchanal
ben_vulpes: phil doesn't quite get the notion of a maxmum, i warrant.
ben_vulpes: "I would like to inform anybody involved in this kinda thing, that there's a maximum penalty of $100,000, one-year in jail, or both," Phil Bradford, an FCC spokesman, told a reporter the following day.
ben_vulpes: ka zing
ben_vulpes: adlai are you getting nerdsniped by scamchains again?
ben_vulpes: good evening, Vexual
ben_vulpes: !up Vexual
ben_vulpes: (busted crock aside, the coq au vin is coming along nicely)
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform, mod6: ^^
ben_vulpes: turdmeisters: what am i to do with tests? bitcoin 0.8+ has them in qa/rpc-tests
ben_vulpes: ⥀.⥀
ben_vulpes: lol crock ain't a 1btc affair
ben_vulpes: private performances *only*.
ben_vulpes: private performances etc.
ben_vulpes: that chapter's more or less closed.
ben_vulpes: i was there for the cane
ben_vulpes: she was there for credits
ben_vulpes: no wait that's wrong
ben_vulpes: same reason as i; to practice writing under someone with a cane
ben_vulpes: she comes to pdx to study some kind of "installation art" at the local bezzletron art school
ben_vulpes: more years pass
ben_vulpes: we meet in a nonfiction writing class
ben_vulpes: <ben_vulpes> blah blah blah, years pass
ben_vulpes: oh yeah
ben_vulpes: what else
ben_vulpes: transportation.
ben_vulpes: not my field, so i can't really speak to any of it.
ben_vulpes: won some local competitions
ben_vulpes: girl's transpo and food and lodging was paid for by places
ben_vulpes: although how many beds were actually "paid" for is anyone's guess
ben_vulpes: food and bed paid for
ben_vulpes: lolya
ben_vulpes: blah blah blah, years pass
ben_vulpes: then toured the states as a slam poet
ben_vulpes: immediately after hs she ran the kids program at an art museum
ben_vulpes: oh it goes fair deep
ben_vulpes: which to be fair to the poor art student, is a subtlety of the practice.
ben_vulpes: one bespeaks a fundamental failure to understand the mechanisms at play, the other a poor grasp of thermal inertia and the concept of localized heat stresses.
ben_vulpes: "oops"
ben_vulpes: whereas the "hot oil in cold dish" is more along the lines of sudo rm -rf /
ben_vulpes: i'd liken this one to an iptables fuckup
ben_vulpes: or perhaps more accurately, another edge case has been brought to light.
ben_vulpes: and yes they've been taught.
ben_vulpes: the worlds edge cases are numerous.
ben_vulpes: the problem was not actually that a non-rated object went on the burner, but that sweet love put a chicken leg into the hot oil and the local stresses exceeded the crystal's bond strength.
ben_vulpes: and also a lesson in geometric heat distribution.
ben_vulpes: this provided an excellent opportunity to shop this image around to everyone i know 'cause "lol thanks babe we all had a good laugh at that one"
ben_vulpes: anyways*
ben_vulpes: anywyas*
ben_vulpes: anweyas.
ben_vulpes: my fancy cooking equipment.
ben_vulpes: you know.
ben_vulpes: and i divested myself of all the like years ago.
ben_vulpes: none of that is available.
ben_vulpes: this is the united states of america.
ben_vulpes: lol come now
ben_vulpes: yes, it does.
ben_vulpes: lady love darling sweet BRILLIANT woman put this VERY THICK and also UNRATED CERAMIC object onto a no-limit resistive heater.
ben_vulpes: low-temp resistance heater is the story there
ben_vulpes: crock pots are not rated for either oven or flame usage.
ben_vulpes: oh so let's delve for aoment
ben_vulpes: what do you mean by 'flame rated'?
ben_vulpes: hold fast there was photographic evidence
ben_vulpes: we'll sup on your good wishes.
ben_vulpes: in other news, the girl blew up the crockpot and lit the stove on fire today
ben_vulpes: i'll start the transfer process in earnest after the next round of food riots.
ben_vulpes: wistful, misses home-that-would-be
ben_vulpes is so excited
ben_vulpes: i picked up a cheap argentime malbec import
ben_vulpes: how many dollars is a quarter of a bitcoin?
ben_vulpes: <mats_cd03> the food i consume has nutrition, and calories, and it sates the appetite. so far, my life expectancy has not changed in any way. << how wouldja know?
ben_vulpes stands corrected.
ben_vulpes: d;oh.
ben_vulpes: thou art a fast reader indeed.
ben_vulpes: adlai: anathem? single shitting?
ben_vulpes: thickasthieves: "falling out"
ben_vulpes: and with that, good night.
ben_vulpes wonders if anyone's running on the 0.5.3 testnet
ben_vulpes: ah wait he's not even around
ben_vulpes: mo problems
ben_vulpes: mo users
ben_vulpes: i've only ever seen the programmable stuff.
ben_vulpes: oh lol you said "prove" in the context of software around asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: keeps the immune system from attacking itself.
ben_vulpes: rolling in mud is good for everyone.
ben_vulpes: <mats_cd03> mircea_popescu: i retched << wuss
ben_vulpes: checks, ideally.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: someone cutting check for dev services.
ben_vulpes: anti-wikitarian
ben_vulpes: not trustworthy.
ben_vulpes: it's culty.
ben_vulpes: wot > wiki
ben_vulpes: <Luke-Jr> mircea_popescu: well, that's part of why the comment states upfront you'll just get banned first time if you screw with the order - I just noticed kakobrekla's name so decided it'd be better to talk to him here first instead :p << dig the power of the wot
ben_vulpes: dev anarchy over there, i tell you.
ben_vulpes: that was nice.
ben_vulpes: i did get a sane guy on the phone today.
ben_vulpes: i actually want these guys to do well. they've apparently fallen into an infinite buy wall for what they do.
ben_vulpes: i mean i'm a novice for sure
ben_vulpes: hahahahahahahahaha
ben_vulpes: that's a rant.
ben_vulpes: that's not a quote.
ben_vulpes: next time mebbe.
ben_vulpes: oh well there's a "here's what you should do" section as well.
ben_vulpes: i swear half what i do is herd cats and the other half is tell clients what the fuck to do.
ben_vulpes: client is shitting pants and needs giving a way out.
ben_vulpes: well, contract expires monday.
ben_vulpes: whatchagonnado.
ben_vulpes: *shrug*
ben_vulpes: c) retain us to do b) and also ship kickass native semantic apis on both platforms.
ben_vulpes: b) retain us through the demo day, and let us work with your technical team to do the best we can (all we've ever promised) to make you look good for your next big relationship.
ben_vulpes: a) let the contract terminate, accept our sw in its current state, shit your pants, blow your demo.
ben_vulpes: here are your options:
ben_vulpes: i understand that you've made commitments that your contract with us does not support.
ben_vulpes: dear client
ben_vulpes: i appreciate your flair for the dramatic but lol chilllllll frere.
ben_vulpes: and we're working with a rusted model-t.
ben_vulpes: also asciilifeform you want this to move at f1 speed
ben_vulpes: what no no don't say that
ben_vulpes: undata: tail -f ~/.bitcoin/debug.log
ben_vulpes: > 36983pankkake13luke-jr2014-10-20 18:03:571Technically competent
ben_vulpes: as your robot attests to.
ben_vulpes: this is an arduous process.
ben_vulpes: repeat.
ben_vulpes: test, collect data, cogitate.
ben_vulpes: what these software cultists do -- has no bearing.
ben_vulpes: in the notion of testing with which I am familiar at least.
ben_vulpes: testing answers specific questions.
ben_vulpes: what is "work"
ben_vulpes: clearly impossible.
ben_vulpes: i know that i'm a barbarian but i'm more of a Sven than a Hulk.
ben_vulpes: what, am i to expect my test harness to sprout warts spontaneously?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: this *can* test behavior with ill-behaved nodes.
ben_vulpes: harkens back to my work with robots at one point.
ben_vulpes: not being cpp competent, a useful thing for me to do is write a bash btc harness that points bitcoinds at each other for mining, tx validation, broadcast, etc.
ben_vulpes: this is actually a thing that i am working on.
ben_vulpes: nubbins`: what the fuck.
ben_vulpes: kiddo to my right laughed at me when i started texting lady v - "how are you even going to -- whoaaaaa."
ben_vulpes: t9 is a lost technology like lisp.
ben_vulpes: dickhead
ben_vulpes: oh i can tell
ben_vulpes is desperate to see logs from that block, but must run own self.
ben_vulpes: and 252450 243.0712890625 KB ibid
ben_vulpes: 252448 is 243.23046875 KB according to blockchain.info
ben_vulpes: now this is an oddity
ben_vulpes: nubbins`: needs endif on rear cover
ben_vulpes: is not buildable on TOYOS
ben_vulpes: i run litecoin (tee hee) in vm.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: toss toss
ben_vulpes: my 0.5.3 is down because xcode is a resource hog
ben_vulpes: ah ty
ben_vulpes: ah - asciilifeform which block number?
ben_vulpes: and if unpatched - 0.5.3 will wedge at some large block.
ben_vulpes: that looks downright vaginal jurov
ben_vulpes: lg440g
ben_vulpes: dafuq am i going to do with bt
ben_vulpes: it's got bluetooth lol
ben_vulpes: android too these days.
ben_vulpes: i run an ios shop.
ben_vulpes: guys quit trollin.
ben_vulpes: hammering out texts without even looking at the keypad
ben_vulpes: I STILL GOT IT BABY
ben_vulpes: it's got t9
ben_vulpes: prepaid minutes
ben_vulpes: ahhhh holy shit you guys i just bought a flipphone
ben_vulpes: what the ever loving fuck is a press list and--nevermind.
ben_vulpes misses working with robots
ben_vulpes watches lispy robot video
ben_vulpes is entirely unsurprised.
ben_vulpes: code quality and performance is highly dependent on author, skills.
ben_vulpes: note that asciilifeform says "my cl".
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: just getting rid of boost is going to entail that.
ben_vulpes: b-b-b-b-bash buster!
ben_vulpes: pahaha.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: merging!
ben_vulpes: 'tis odd.
ben_vulpes: the religious ones in salem.
ben_vulpes: the gangsters live in vancouver
ben_vulpes: lots of russians in the area.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: can't say as i recall, the impression was formed over the course of 3 raves in quarries in the depths of oregon forests over my sixteenth summer.
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell PeterL first, second, third, umpteenth will get done. arbitrary items from bottom of list by time not communicated to dev team?
ben_vulpes: "we understand that you want these things. we will work on them in the agreed upon and prioritized order. you authorize unlimited budget in hopes that we can get it all done."
ben_vulpes: hours only
ben_vulpes: maybe the next time i actually laugh at a scope/timeline combination in a meeting and the potential client still falls all over themselves to sign our no deliverable, best effort contract my internal warning flags should go up
ben_vulpes: client signed a no-deliverable, best effort contract with us and then made promises to their client executives.
ben_vulpes: holy f
ben_vulpes: lol popped one out and became intolerable?
ben_vulpes: that has a manifest you'll find useful.
ben_vulpes: take a look at the first patch on therealbitcoin.org
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