ben_vulpes: ameliorator?
ben_vulpes: bruise prevention.
ben_vulpes: consider the oculus rift. instead of inertial sensors, uses rangefinders/radars to perform orientation analysis and also map surroundings in real time.
ben_vulpes: an example, if you will. not the ideal, but an example.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: what doesn't work? resolution? speed? the whole not being a phased array and so incapable of reconstructing 3d?
ben_vulpes: that the "computer" i haul everywhere cannot make a realtime 3d model of its surroundings is hilarious.
ben_vulpes: point?
ben_vulpes: sounds like a bad engineering decision with small radar modules in the pipeline.
ben_vulpes: who said gloves?!
ben_vulpes: and yet - subvocalization works.
ben_vulpes: hardware to test this does not exist.
ben_vulpes: who said 'in air'?
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: i have no idea.
ben_vulpes: pm if you have questions. more than happy to lend a hand.
ben_vulpes: obviously there are subtleties with static assets, but you get the gist.
ben_vulpes: deploy pattern is "get code, load deps file into docker,rebuild image with that, if build fails bail, run image, smoke test new container, if new container fails bail, then shut down old container and shoop new container into its place"
ben_vulpes: well, build containers for all persistent services (redis, postgres, mongo in your case).
ben_vulpes: build pattern is: "install docker. then, deploy apptuation."
ben_vulpes: mats_cd03: the sj deploy hairball is entirely bash with a squirt of python to marshal aws resources
ben_vulpes: mongo ha oh boy the machine in question's what - 3 years old?
ben_vulpes: docker will keep containers up on its own just fine.
ben_vulpes: shell script supervisors hm?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: "refuse" << lolk
ben_vulpes: what part is most annoying?
ben_vulpes: mats_cd03: WELCOME TO CLUB
ben_vulpes: +asciilifeform:and the notion of moving fingers without any feedback springs is lunacy << hardly. feedback via optic nerve is entirely reasonable.
ben_vulpes: Coinsetter's order book."
ben_vulpes: cazalla: "Coinsetter is now promoting participation in the bitcoin market to professional market makers by offering maker-taker pricing and a new equity incentive program beginning today. The 'Market Making Equity Incentive Program' will set aside 10% of the company's equity for distribution to institutionally-capitalized designated market makers (DMMs) who provide at least $300k of liquidity to
ben_vulpes: +asciilifeform:every penny i spend is recorded. even at parking meters. << you've got this weird habit of just doing what they tell you. i don't get it, especially given your proclivities and tendencies. it's almost as though you're...an ironic mole!
ben_vulpes: latter*
ben_vulpes: +decimation:few actual important details have been released, like "where they are gonna buy bitcoin" and "how they gonna index btc price" << the later is actually public knowledge
ben_vulpes: +asciilifeform:http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/patches.html << only displays one << jurov, paging jurov to the turdatron
ben_vulpes: +asciilifeform:kakobrekla: i take it turdatron functions to spec now? << what spec
ben_vulpes: mats_cd03: what are you doing with dockerfiles?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i've only just now started appreciating good wines, i don't care to get into "good" monitors too.
ben_vulpes: dunno how i hit enter there...
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i've only just started to appreciate it
ben_vulpes: "Currently, digital currencies lack the basic protections consumers have come to expect when transacting online. For example, contrary to a consumer's experience when paying wit a MasterCard product, if a consumer uses digital currency to make a purchase on line and the merchant fails to deliver the goods, the consumer has no recourse through the digital currency's network." << oh lordy
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: training wheels on a function wave?
ben_vulpes: undata, danielpbarron: things on the manifold of reality find trajectories of stability away from each other because niche specialization
ben_vulpes is curious as to the total take
ben_vulpes: opera doesn't have browse history?
ben_vulpes: rithm: f9beb4d9.org
ben_vulpes: adlai: fentanyl: yes please
ben_vulpes: re qntra advertising: advertising is downright wacky. the numbers say "don't do it" and yet people are constantly doing it.
ben_vulpes: salud RagnarsBitch
ben_vulpes: mhm.
ben_vulpes: > written about in regards to
ben_vulpes: promises by someone out of the wot are to be taken seriously? :P
ben_vulpes: if you're bored :P
ben_vulpes: is the dosser of the uncloaked still around?
ben_vulpes: fuel for the fire
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: helluva dicelist
ben_vulpes: humbug
ben_vulpes: nevarious*
ben_vulpes: presumably the upgrade can be forced upon one by nef4ri0s micr0
ben_vulpes: !b 4
ben_vulpes: again.
ben_vulpes: kakobrekla: no you don't understand unless it's a perfect solution it's entirely worthless
ben_vulpes goes back to building the engine hoist
ben_vulpes rolls eyes
ben_vulpes: this is not cargo cult deconstruction - this is taking the time to do a thing correctly.
ben_vulpes: similarly, there must be a garage, white sheet on the ground, binder for part numbering and notes.
ben_vulpes: if the barbarian opens the hood and immediately disassembles the engine, what can we expect to happen?
ben_vulpes: boring cylinders, flushing tubes, checking elasticity of remaining o-rings...
ben_vulpes: overhauling the engine consists of a myriad of turdlets.
ben_vulpes: i am familiar with this metaphor of yours.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i'm glad you're here to hold our feet to the fire.
ben_vulpes: hahaha
ben_vulpes: adlai...writes lisp
ben_vulpes: i like undata
ben_vulpes: PinkPosixPXE's downright neat
ben_vulpes: ;;google tandacoin
ben_vulpes: tandacoin: what do you get 4kv/d on?
ben_vulpes: no rush
ben_vulpes: jurov: http://f9beb4d9.org/ml/btc-dev/patches.html << not seeing it here
ben_vulpes: jurov: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2014-November/000014.html << am i doing this right yet?
ben_vulpes: pokemon meetup?
ben_vulpes nods
ben_vulpes: i appreciate it, but don't worry about it.
ben_vulpes: (i think)
ben_vulpes: adlai: vcs can be used for collaboration and the cooking up of patches, but the publically distributed stuff's gotta be a vanilla source tree and patches.
ben_vulpes: fossil would be cool
ben_vulpes orders foamed wheat and corn product for delivery so that he can stay at the computer
ben_vulpes: ah lol yeah those guise
ben_vulpes: who is this?
ben_vulpes: more html for me to derp on
ben_vulpes: lol w/e
ben_vulpes: mwell then
ben_vulpes: oh adlai's
ben_vulpes: what git repo?
ben_vulpes: lolrly?
ben_vulpes: ;;rate PinkPosixPXE 1 foundation supporter par excellence
ben_vulpes: ;;rated PinkPosixPXE
ben_vulpes: lol no not specifically - probably before my time. but i've played derivatives i think
ben_vulpes: it would be cool if assbot could watch the jenkins rss
ben_vulpes: no big
ben_vulpes: i just plug the tubes together
ben_vulpes: http://dpaste.com/14SES2R << trivial progress
ben_vulpes: empty dirs not committed to vcs -> build failure
ben_vulpes: so funny
ben_vulpes: oh ha ha
ben_vulpes: (compilation in different environments is hell. HELL I SAY. especially this warty cpp.)
ben_vulpes: UGH
ben_vulpes: "here, hold these electrodes."
ben_vulpes: is life group 9 some new kind of jeezo scam?
ben_vulpes: cazalla: what particular church scam?
ben_vulpes: "girl, go run around the block 5 times and skip the cake this christmas."
ben_vulpes: tummy tuck?
ben_vulpes: he facepalmed hard
ben_vulpes: i explained to the business partner last night why the full test loop could be as long as two weeks
ben_vulpes: let's be clear tho - that's a failing build, and i've not backported any of the tests yet.
ben_vulpes: its*
ben_vulpes: http://dpaste.com/3NZH6SH << CI doing it's thing
ben_vulpes: i don't have any truck with atoms any more
ben_vulpes: nuh uh
ben_vulpes: nubbins`: i'm a bit surprised you're not holding onto it for another decade
ben_vulpes: !t m s.mpoe
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: morning, nubbins`
ben_vulpes: off the cuff, cpu trying to get a lock at 252450
ben_vulpes: well that is interesting
ben_vulpes: i've got one at 251442 :p
ben_vulpes makes a face of unknowingness
ben_vulpes: but i restarted it a few times and waited a few days to no avail
ben_vulpes: mebbe i'm just impatient or on shoddy hardware
ben_vulpes: kakobrekla mircea_popescu: i had to rebuild my 0.5.3 chain from scratch, but your(pl.) DB_CONFIG tip freed my vanila 0.5.3 build to unwedge progress to 254471 as of this morning (ping: asciilifeform, mod6)
ben_vulpes: anyways, i'm off for the night.
ben_vulpes: decimation: nope. bezzle hosting gets paid for with bezzlebux.
ben_vulpes: i ain't setting anything up but i can spin you up an aws box of your own
ben_vulpes: ddos resistance iirc?
ben_vulpes: hey so punkman you need a vps or what?
ben_vulpes is ignorant of all the finer things in life
ben_vulpes: doesn't lead crystal risk dosing the users with lead?
ben_vulpes: in the house in which i grew up were*
ben_vulpes: the windows in the house i grew up
ben_vulpes: subject of crystal, i was washing one out this evening and it struck me how fragile all of civilization is. take that glass - wash it in water too warm or too hot or switch the temperature too abruptly and the thing will whine and fall apart in your hands.
ben_vulpes: "CAN'T SORRY GHETTO'S ON FIRE GOTTA GO WALK AROUND ABOUT IT"
ben_vulpes: stott with me, if you'd be so kind.
ben_vulpes: a nice cocktail party's expensive!
ben_vulpes: i'm sure it was a good time for all involved. joints, flasks, conversation that all agreed on important topics...
ben_vulpes: and yet plain wrappers stopping traffic on burnside for no discernible reason; idling in SWAT gear on grand
ben_vulpes: lulziest part of the whole action in this area
ben_vulpes: undata: did you hear about the part where the "protesters" briefly endeavored to get up on the highway and were chivvied similarly politely back onto the surface roads by the 5-0?
ben_vulpes: perhaps the c pyramid will collapse under its own weight
ben_vulpes: - rewrite irc
ben_vulpes: - rewrite pgp
ben_vulpes: - rewrite bitcoin
ben_vulpes: serenissima wish list:
ben_vulpes: just cloak everyone
ben_vulpes: godamnit fleanode
ben_vulpes: and openbsd i further suppose because an actual human runs it.
ben_vulpes: to the bsds, i suppose
ben_vulpes: wither compute?
ben_vulpes: linux is rotting.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: salud undata
ben_vulpes: http://38.media.tumblr.com/ad79d26525aee7e4ad3aebc8405b746f/tumblr_mh8dj5fr1r1re1ieao1_500.gif
ben_vulpes: get a shitty old computer, wipe it, put debian on it and keep it isolated from the internet.
ben_vulpes: i'd not run a wallet on it.
ben_vulpes: p. trivial to catch a virus on android.
ben_vulpes: i'm not even aware that "android" is secure.
ben_vulpes: i'm actually just checking the robustness of my new bouncer setup, xanthyos
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: who knew the usg'd bought so much MPOE :p
ben_vulpes: yeah. puh-the-tic
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ever seen someone toss a baby vertically and catch it?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: "american rugby"
ben_vulpes: help i cant get off the couch
ben_vulpes: footballers doind pushups
ben_vulpes: "dont you wish you were here?!?!?!?!"
ben_vulpes: stadiums of ants
ben_vulpes: bob costas lookin creepy
ben_vulpes: dads not even throwing their kids rather just elevatoring the pupae up and down in a mockery of the act
ben_vulpes: charity shit, car shit, fifteen seconds of football, three minutes of football lifestyle crap
ben_vulpes: american tvs so fucking weird
ben_vulpes: well i shopped for the wine but thats mostly because nobody else can be trusted with that
ben_vulpes: girls
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: actually its all about not doing anything
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: oooh hearts
ben_vulpes: poor guy has nothing to do and so derps in public when the forum's out
ben_vulpes: thats downright poorly engineered
ben_vulpes: ddos on turkeyday?
ben_vulpes: adlai: i see what you're getting at but i don't know that i buy it.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: a thing that "computes" a thing that "displays" a thing that "accepts inputs"
ben_vulpes: infrastructure*
ben_vulpes: http://atreus.technomancy.us/ << perhaps the solution to the "portable computing" problem is not a laptop per se, but more modularized infrastrucutre.
ben_vulpes: adlai:
ben_vulpes: i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it's not a real blockchain unless it has all of the transactions.
ben_vulpes: !up yhwh_
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell PinkPosixPXE thanks you're a gem
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
ben_vulpes: you're a common lisp programmer. sanity would be too much to ask.
ben_vulpes raises one...single...eyebrow
ben_vulpes: myeah i guess
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot adlai
ben_vulpes: i'd hope that getblockcount would return the height of the verified chain...
ben_vulpes: well grepping the debug log is going to show other things i suppose
ben_vulpes: Anduck: debug.log?
ben_vulpes: tail -n 20 ~/.bitcoin/debug.log | grep height
ben_vulpes: wd boys
ben_vulpes: amusingly, it's faster and more robust to tail ~/.bitcoin/debug.log than it is to actually query getblockcount on 0.5.3
ben_vulpes: join #freenode, ask for one
ben_vulpes: Squidward: get a cloak
ben_vulpes: !up Squidward
ben_vulpes: phew
ben_vulpes: ;;ping
ben_vulpes: perhaps ratpoison could alter its name to confuse the dosser?
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot the20year
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust assbot mrstickball
ben_vulpes: "twin brother"?
ben_vulpes: okay now ams bed
ben_vulpes: ;;rate mrstickball -1 in cahoots with the20year
ben_vulpes: ;;rate the20year -1 routinely freezes trading of his assets on havelock to "sell" shares at ~2x market rate. utter mystery, explanations inadequate.
ben_vulpes: ;;rate the20year routinely freezes trading of his assets on havelock to "sell" shares at ~2x market rate. utter mystery, explanations inadequate.
ben_vulpes: ;;rated the20year
ben_vulpes: lol wrote a post on the guy's scam and never rated him
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust ben_vulpes the20year1
ben_vulpes: ;;gettrust the20year1
ben_vulpes: oh den mhm
ben_vulpes: denhold?
ben_vulpes: orthoglocks
ben_vulpes: orthodox
ben_vulpes: (s)
ben_vulpes: the orthoglock
ben_vulpes: what's the hasid's favorite sidearm
ben_vulpes: lady v has one as well
ben_vulpes: danjewrous
ben_vulpes: what do you call an armed hasid
ben_vulpes: wait hang on one last pun
ben_vulpes: nite!
ben_vulpes: convictions
ben_vulpes: updating the barony list soon?
ben_vulpes: decimation: i've been meaning to ask - what is your irc toolchain?
ben_vulpes: decimation: oh yeah
ben_vulpes: "i don't need programmers to be *good* spellers, i need them to be *consistent* spellers"
ben_vulpes: :P
ben_vulpes: as in "a human spelled it"
ben_vulpes: lol i rely on humspell
ben_vulpes: spell check?
ben_vulpes: hate to pedant at you but that one gets up my nose decimation
ben_vulpes: diligence
ben_vulpes: "due diligence"
ben_vulpes: cazalla: this got you kicked from twitter?
ben_vulpes: cazalla: which article?
ben_vulpes: ahaha well it only appears to lock you out, then it throws up the "no users - surely this http visitor is the prophesiesed admin user!" screen