Framedragger: asciilifeform: do you think it's a sensible idea to try and convert ssh public keys into rfc4880, and then submit them to phuctor (possibly in bulk)? or is that something i should leave to you?
mircea_popescu: now, man beset with lots of typhus may end up thinking so, "they're all the same", etc. but this is not exactly thinking in the proper sense, more like emotional lashing out.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's basically saying "can't get a proper meal assembled without getting a bacteria in there. if it's clean it's an industrial product nobody wants to eat, if it's made properly, well!". this is true, but also irrelevant, the bacteria are everywhere but they aren't specifically dedicated to a cause through being bacteria. they're not typhus specifically.
mircea_popescu: (with any luck, slave's kid could become knave, ie, 4th rank in the army, below yeoman, squire and knights in that order.)
mircea_popescu: check out the inept agitprop bullshit. NOBODY wants to be "a spook", and for most people, including cashiers and waitresses, this move isn't an upgrade.
asciilifeform: bears in the woods, superior still !
mircea_popescu: " All hackers aspire to an upgrade to spook." <<< ahahaha. "all barbarian lords aspire to colonus status". fucking bs. foederati had superior legal status to "colonus servusque". much like black dudes in the us have superior status to white office drones.
Framedragger still hasn't read schild's ladder. prolly need accompanying graph theory textbook
asciilifeform: 'I know what militant leftist political correctness actually does in reality. It’s got nothing to do with SJW’s sobbing over transgender rights and everything to do with having your door kicked in with KGB jackboots at four in the morning.'
mircea_popescu: it ain't the 50s anymore, dorothyform.
mircea_popescu: plus you get some delicious canned soup out of the deal.
mircea_popescu: you want to buy a "genre fiction" novel, buy fifty cans of campbell soup and read the labels in succession. same shit.
mircea_popescu: psa : genre fiction is not fiction, it's those merchandise tags and labels that ran long for the space.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: fella is a well-known dead tree sf author on this side of the ocean.
mircea_popescu: no wonder he's being promoted. by now, the moment i see lamestream going "X is a Y" the ~only thing i think about is that if Y = bitcoin, they'd be saying x=gavin.
mircea_popescu: guy has a solid point. there's nothing new in this world except for hte history you didn't know etc.
shinohai: so10K causes the BitGold pyramid to collapse under weight.
asciilifeform: *the
asciilifeform: 'he blackhat scene is always riddled with informants. The only thing a Darknet guy likes better than darknetting is ratting somebody else out. All hackers aspire to an upgrade to spook. Hackers have no shut-your-mouth “omerta,” so whenever they get arrested they’ll brag to the authorities for 72 hours straight. They’ll even draw helpful little flowcharts for the cops.'
asciilifeform: from the dept. of loltronics: http://triggerwarning.us/critiquing-the-future-with-bruce-sterling
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: realize that the routine posted earlier uses all of rfc4880.
mircea_popescu: and here's a two stroke engine to get the day started in gear. http://67.media.tumblr.com/c4a6298582c76943b282e9b85b59de44/tumblr_nukg7cFcjI1tvvddjo1_500.gif
asciilifeform: the whole rfc4880 parser has to be rewritten.
asciilifeform: also i left some of the pieces used by phuctor in, in case whoever wants to experiment.
mircea_popescu: and a blog is a valuable and important asset for the adult man.
mircea_popescu: yeah, if you get imagemagik installed (lol!) there's a bunch of interesting visual stuff. quick way to jumpstart a blog, socialmedia exists ~out of this.
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: can't disagree with you there
mircea_popescu: generally, the fiat of the fiat state must be leached away from its crippled hands. very generally. what way one goes to accomplish this... well, that's why the one is one.
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: yeah not the worst idea, i too think there may be not much of a market there though, but who knows.. good to know, if i ever come to consider b2b plans more seriously
mircea_popescu: Framedragger there's also nothing wrong with trying to package it for b2b and beat in the marketplace those derps mentioned in the log days ago. i don't personally think there's a market there, but maybe i'm missing a crease. teh republic'd support you in any case.
mircea_popescu: it is kind of a big deal. asciilifeform there must be a standard. this "submit key" thing doesn't work if for instance he's trying to dump 2mn static html pages into a website.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: Framedragger: there is not, currently, but i can clean up and post a script later. for the time being you can easily get the hash by submitting key to phuctor.
Framedragger: the latter would be quite useful - i may spin up some simple analysis thingie which shows info for those ssh keys, and it'd be nice to be able to link to corresponding phuctor entries
Framedragger: for example say i have some public key available. is there a way for me to derive phuctor's permalink for that key (acknowledging that the permalink may not be active yet, i.e. phuctor does not even know of the pubkey etc) ?
Framedragger: asciilifeform: is there a 'stable' algorithm / spec for deriving phuctor's hash / permalink? you'd mentioned before that it "includes the entire key - names, emails, ~all~ subkeys."
thestringpuller: i preserved the chain, and the bitcoind that built it. so what i'll do is get another disk, try to start from scratch with that build, and see if it wedges at the same place.
a111: Logged on 2016-06-16 02:17 thestringpuller: i built with stator
mircea_popescu: phf it's very hard to differentiate oneself when oneself has nothing to offer. forced mistake, what else to do other than.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well, guy has a job, a wife and a child. who knows what trouble besets the man.
phf: i stopped following the other side, because it was a daily dose of "if you want to suck mp cock you know where to find it"
asciilifeform: '... and then one day, he rode away, and where he dwelleth - none can say; for into darkness fell his star - in mordor, where the shadows lie.' (tm) (r) (jrrt)
asciilifeform: <gribble> mike_c was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 weeks, 1 day, 1 hour, 14 minutes, and 43 seconds ago: <mike_c> I was like "are all the ratings hosed??"
asciilifeform: (he's logged in, theoretically, here ~and~ there. but so was, until recently, artifexd)
asciilifeform: #b-a ? logged in still, but he ain't there iirc
phf: asciilifeform: you don't hang out there anymore?
gribble: mike_c was last seen in #trilema 7 weeks, 1 day, 0 hours, 43 minutes, and 52 seconds ago: <mike_c> at least you won the 'most famous mircea popescu' award - https://duckduckgo.com/?q=mircea+popescu
phf: there used to be that sql dump, and then i think trinque started giving out sql logins to his wot postgresql server, is how wot data access progressed?
phf: is there public deedbot dump somewhere?
thestringpuller: then that happened
mod6: not sure. was this the same blockchain that you've been using with this same build? that error you recieved makes me think something got munged.
thestringpuller: okay i'll add the new patch sets
mod6: if you use the script referenced above, it'll verbosely print out the patches being applied. which you can log into a file.
mod6: follow the steps in that log link.
a111: Logged on 2016-06-15 00:24 mod6: so looks like openssl did change to https, and if you want to build with 'http://deedbot.org/build-bitcoind-V99995.sh', for the time being simply update the script by changing line 63 from:
mod6: i would try building with the latest and see.
mod6: since your version shows 50400, it makes me inclined to think that you have some downlevel version since it should say 99999 if you have the latest.
mod6: do you have the cutblock code in your build?
thestringpuller: why did it wedge there?
mod6: thestringpuller: so, one thing i can tell for sure from your dpaste is that you're not running the latest trb tree.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo we prolly should have a rule as to the maximum wordcount for an a href anchor.
mircea_popescu: wget -Hmpr --domains=guccifer2.wordpress.com,guccifer2.files.wordpress.com https://guccifer2.wordpress.com/2016/06/15/dnc/ is the pill.
mircea_popescu: http://superuser.com/questions/827002/mirror-a-blog-with-wget << one of numerous instances of people asking / complaining about the idiocy.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: wget -mpr --domains=guccifer2.wordpress.com,guccifer2.files.wordpress.com https://guccifer2.wordpress.com/2016/06/15/dnc/ STILL doesn't get the files
mircea_popescu: they're on a different domain, as per wordpress idiocy. and wget is apparently written by imbeciles.
mircea_popescu: oops. i mean... wget -mp is the correct format! who knew :p
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform anything other than wget -m ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I think that's a new record for time to qntra post being linked by another qntra post.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: Perhaps MP is saving the mirror and gloating for a Trilema post?
asciilifeform: that thing will stay up until the hornet's nest clocks in tomorrow morning, at the latest.
asciilifeform doesn't see an easy, 'just add water!' clitler cure in there
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> is anyone qntraing the guccifer thing ? speak now else i'm gonna << I'm going to sleep. If you qntra it I'll publish upon waking
mircea_popescu: is anyone qntraing the guccifer thing ? speak now else i'm gonna
asciilifeform: 'Shut down the mechanisms used to transmit criminal profits by shutting down untraceable Internet payment schemes.' << from 'secret' doc's section on 'cyber policy'
a111: Logged on 2016-06-07 01:28 phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475432 << i've used it, and the wukix people are responsive to feature requests. i think the source is a fork of one of kyoto common lisp derivatives, probably akcl. fwiw it's the same lineage as gcl and ecl, so ascii's "why not compile ecl" is entirely reasonable
mircea_popescu: some inept bitco.in drama about how they got buttraped.
BingoBoingo: What did they do nao?
mircea_popescu: not so. so far they're paying through the nose, a good two thirds of anything their subjects consume being the usg's own contribution.
asciilifeform: works great for the moneyprinter state.
mircea_popescu: this may be the most amusing argument a taxpayer might ever present
asciilifeform: hence the resurrected 'missile shield' derpage - usg is again seeing the appeal of first strike
mircea_popescu: just as long as the russians, the chinese and the republic each received its respective tax.
asciilifeform: it 'flies' every bit as much as every other machine.
ben_vulpes: unfortunately there are like 12 functioning brains wandering around north america
mircea_popescu: btw, i think this is actually rather qntrable, if you feel like it.
ben_vulpes: they just did, to anyone with half a brain
mircea_popescu: well... let them admit it.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: so they're pathetic stoolies, what of it. what else have they been for decades?
ben_vulpes: i ain't even mad anymore, just amused, and pleased at how easily the whole thing should melt apart.
mircea_popescu: forget the plans, that's just engineering. THEY LOST THE ONLY COPY OF PROOF OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.
ben_vulpes: the no backups thing is ultralarious
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes ie, should outrage force them to get off their asses, they don't want to admit they changed course.
mircea_popescu: and these people seriously expect to be treated differently from asphalt scrape ? why ? how ?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the best part ? "whole the USAF doesn't suspect foul play". fancy this wonder.
asciilifeform: marginal value but inflating their already bloated sense of self-importance. In response to one of these posts, the individual’s active duty Air Force chain of command, based at Wright-Patterson, placed him under investigation, barred him from his workplace, and ordered him to cease commenting on JQP.'
asciilifeform: 'The photo above was posted recently to JQP Facebook as a means of commenting on the exorbitant waste of the Air Force’s multiple annual gatherings of its grand poobahs. Their gatherings, nicknamed “Corona” conferences, drain money, time, focus, and manpower from an already depleted Air Force in order to swaddle the service’s generals in the comfort of Earthly deification as they absorb formal dinners and presentations adding
mircea_popescu: i was discussing the sewage drains.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: there is also being an accountant, what of it
ben_vulpes: there's also lockheed martin for a notbad bundle and zero risk
mircea_popescu: but otherwise, teh us foreign service is sharply divided : either work for nsa & co, for very little money doing very stupid/boring shit ; or else work for dea & co for as much money as you can steal, doing rather stupid exciting shit that will 28% get you killed.
mircea_popescu: even the broom shoots once etc.
mircea_popescu: there's ~500 mn idiots without anything to do with themselves. finding a few hundred a year to do this is no particularly notable feat.
asciilifeform: somehow this did not damper the recruitment of new ones, every year, to shoot the crowd in new cities
mircea_popescu: i doubt any of them was ever heard from again. but hey, sikrits.
mircea_popescu: cuz they came in, with ~exact knowledge of who's who, and rolled up just about all of em.
mircea_popescu: dun worry about it too much though, the russian assraped the us undercover folks something fierce.
mircea_popescu: they were lebanese!
asciilifeform: no word re the american snipers in bucharest '89, or moscow '93, or venezuela '02, ...., ...
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform guy's dead so now they can convict him, i guess.
mircea_popescu: it doesn't mean whatever random crap google returns. invidious is the opposite of pious : when one who is inferior, instead of worshipping his superior, instead fancies himself his superior's equal.
asciilifeform: 'BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — A Romanian court has ruled that an investigation into the 1989 revolution where 1,104 people died can be reopened. Romania has been criticized for failing to investigate the revolution, where mainly unarmed demonstrators were shot dead around Romania from Dec. 17-30 as they protested against Communist leader Nicolae Ceausescu.'
asciilifeform: in other news, http://www.wacotrib.com/romania-court-rules-revolution-probe-will-be-reopened/article_6a61f2e6-d602-5b76-ae34-471e13cd61a9.html
phf: i'm massaging them, i should be done within a month or so
phf: half of the symbolics schematics are signed off by "v. popescu"
BingoBoingo: Kohler seems to do a decent job making toilets, motors, and all sorts of other tub based products.
mircea_popescu: quite. and the pampa is very windy.
BingoBoingo: seriously, storing cars in a way that they don't rot and can run when you take them out of storage is a challenge
mircea_popescu: imagine the sort of imbecile orc ruler that "saves" in fucking cars.
mircea_popescu: was a thing before where they stole ~200 cars some dude was keeping in storage on his own farm in the deserted inner argentina, because "obviously" they didn't belong to him "really".
mircea_popescu: shinohai the socialists (partido justicialista, kirschner's people) had been i npower for decades. the change to other group of thieves (the us-soviets, macri & co) was full of animosity as you'd expect, and now that they're in power the looting proceeds at a feverish pace.
asciilifeform: i remember when the ~whole www looked like this.
asciilifeform: '"He later told the nuns that police had tried to steal the money that he was trying to donate," Ritondo said. "There are dollars, yen, euros and a currency from Qatar ... It's a lot of money." He did not give an exact amount because the money was still being counted.' << l0l
BingoBoingo: From the mines: "I manage 2nd level escalations for a call center. I've trained my team to identify this type of person, and intentionally give them an inconsequential fight before agreeing. It actually leads to faster time to resolution and something like a 10% reduction in overall handle time."
asciilifeform: in other not-even-slightly-news,
mircea_popescu: that's the plan.
asciilifeform: 888888, if they could.
mircea_popescu: anyway, nobody cares what the woman thinks. she's not liable to touch it either way, 8 more years of obama.
mircea_popescu: he seems the favourite actually.
asciilifeform: i dun see the man as having even vague chance
mircea_popescu: much more interesting is what weird marine lepen-like notions re bitcoin float about under the trump rug.
asciilifeform: of the US government invited "senior administration officials" and "stakeholders" from financial institutions, startups and academia for the half-day event, called the White House Fintech Summit, according to the invitation.'
asciilifeform: 'On Friday, Secretary Penny Pritzker of the US Department of Commerce joined special assistant to the president for economic policy Adrienne Harris and other top White House officials for an event featuring a lecture from Brian Forde, director of digital currency initiative a the MIT Media Lab, and multiple panels on financial technology more generally speaking. Hosted at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, the executive branch
asciilifeform: in other idiocies,
asciilifeform: 'McAfee was appointed as chairman and CEO of MGT Capital in May, causing a brief 1,000% surge in the publicly traded company’s stocks. Formerly a fantasy sports enterprise, the firm is in the process of being rebranded as John McAfee Global Technologies, Inc following McAfee's addition to the team.' << wat.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
trinque: the govt must be able to break any rules if it means "just one person" (TM) (R) avoids discomfort
BingoBoingo: Also the American right was half right. Sanctity of marrirage attacked, BUT from the legal side.
trinque: the inclusive mind is a schizoid mind.
trinque: watching the "love will overcome" rhetoric flow in reaction to this, it boggles that gays are literally spouting christianity.
pete_dushenski: another mp innovation
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo https://pp.vk.me/c636216/v636216329/1018c/a3teM2ELOb8.jpg << supposedly, the hole blown by police at orlando postal. notice the police bullet marks.
pete_dushenski: funny, my son does the same thing with mushed banana
mircea_popescu: fuck i searched for the wrong thing o.O
mircea_popescu: this is in the logs :)
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: trilema q : how in the hell is every old log.b-a link now a btcbase.org link ?
pete_dushenski: there is such a thing as dumb money
pete_dushenski: http://blogs.harvard.edu/philg/2016/06/11/safe-spaces-at-harvard/ << in other lelz, 'cardboard on the floor' levels of retardation could just as well be in ba as ma.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-14#1481878 << 'what is wot' is as common a question as any for noobs. might be worth adding to the list.
mod6: this is a temporary fix, and it's still on the agenda to get this resolved so we don't rely on remotely pulling down deps. stay tuned.
mod6: everything else stays the same.
mod6: so looks like openssl did change to https, and if you want to build with 'http://deedbot.org/build-bitcoind-V99995.sh', for the time being simply update the script by changing line 63 from:
asciilifeform: nothing in the l0gz
asciilifeform: who the hell is that
a111: Logged on 2016-06-01 17:27 mircea_popescu: "She does stink and she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route; years of rejections and failures till she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry."
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-01#1474747 << nice to watch the experts and whatnot slowly finding their way through the world's digestive apparatus.
asciilifeform: i can picture the letter, 'dear mr mcafee, would you rather be bound and gagged on next plane for orcland, or be TECH CEO!1111111111111'
BingoBoingo: Gotta do something after losing the libertarian party nomination to the Johnson-Weld ticket
asciilifeform: 'Cybersecurity expert, libertarian presidential candidate, and founder of McAfee antivirus, John McAfee is taking over as CEO at publicly-traded MGT Capital Investments, Inc., (NYSE MKT: MGT). Fresh at the helm, McAfee is already charting a new course for the company, focusing on how to secure cryptocurrencies. The company previously invested in and developed a wide array of intellectual property.'
asciilifeform: in other lulz, guess who's an asset nao: http://bravenewcoin.com/news/john-mcafee-leads-cybersecurity-company-signing-up-roger-ver-and-erik-vorhees
asciilifeform: in other news, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd9skh7nhvY << continuation of earlier chinese mine film
deedbot: [Qntra] Remembering The Deadliest Spree Killing In US History - http://qntra.net/2016/06/remembering-the-deadliest-spree-killing-in-us-history/
BingoBoingo: Other tools have different maths. For grass cutting deck size is king because more grass is cut for every unit of forward movement. For mowing without getting into the lowest bidder market of everyone with mowers you instead mow with https://archive.is/8sZ7i and instead bid on mowing more interesting things.
asciilifeform: ^ in other lulz.
asciilifeform: http://news.softpedia.com/news/new-device-sold-on-the-dark-web-can-clone-up-to-15-contactless-cards-per-second-505200.shtml
asciilifeform: phuctor processes ALL keys in the system every 2h.
asciilifeform: Framedragger: there is no backlog
Framedragger: asciilifeform: incidentally how's the backlog of phuctor? i expect it's rather busy as it is..
BingoBoingo: Need more grinding to feed the phuctor sausage!
mircea_popescu: there's a difference between buying products of engineering and buying products of the theatrical arts. sure, they'll drink, let 'em.
asciilifeform: will 'burn down their farms' like gpg burned down microshit crypto.
mircea_popescu: which is the one thing the republic can do real well - burn down the farms of the empire. thoroughly.
mircea_popescu: anyway, with Framedragger 's bundle being dumped in phuctor, their "market" just evaporared.
Framedragger: found https://cryptosense.github.io/keytester/ (post about it here: https://cryptosense.com/an-online-rsa-key-tester/ ) seems to be closed source, their uber db size is unknown
mircea_popescu: nah, that can't be in there, can it now.
mircea_popescu: "While authorities begin the painstaking work into why gunman Omar Mateen massacred at least 50 people at a popular gay nightclub in Florida, they'll have a number of clues for understanding the mindset of the mass murderer" << guy didn't care for your stupid cult ?
BingoBoingo: Anyways the important part https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pulse_Nightclub_Massacre#Graded_Score
mircea_popescu: whaaat the everloving shit.
BingoBoingo: Advanced neurological decay brough on by the Beetus
mircea_popescu: inspired by their "report to fbi" thing i just registered #offended
BingoBoingo: "A furfag lied and pretended one of their friends was killed during the shooting, which caused a moderate amount of drama in the furry scene; go raid and troll his Fur Affinity account and stir up some drama for the lulz! "
BingoBoingo: This is a serious bug in the Internet. I fixes oral history as printed text too soon.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I dunno if the original was intended to be fiction, but this incremental rewriting is how the oral history passes
mircea_popescu: ^ if any of the lafond afficionados wanna compare with the original an' lemme know...
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell shinohai The PwC thing is a bit too much noisy to run
asciilifeform: not complete, either.
Framedragger: asciilifeform: (the bz2 expands to 6.0 GiB btw, and it's 13 files inside (in said CSV format), and there's no sorting order and the files can be safely concatenated etc.)
mircea_popescu: no doubt the stuff feminist nightmares aree made of. sort of ready equivalent to "human herd of the future consisting of mostly females"
mircea_popescu: http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=4026 << incidentally, the "we got a hooker in X" / 5 dudes in main room hanging out and woman locked in bathroom for later use is very much emblematic male society. from the greek's gynecaeum to the mongol's "the smoked deer up that pole and the captured hos up that pole".
mircea_popescu: or, to put the same in positive terms, "we've driven the tools to where they exposed grave misunderstanding in the conceptual basis for their usage, now we gotta attend to that side of the ratchet."
Framedragger: (berkeleyan in the sense of (1) take locke's skeptical concerns, and (2) discard locke's "solution" involving lockean substance and substratum and other essentialist stuff)
asciilifeform: folks have been calling m sc4mz0r for eons: http://io9.gizmodo.com/did-a-case-of-scientific-misconduct-win-the-nobel-prize-1565949589
mircea_popescu: Framedragger that;s not necessarily the problem. the problem seems moreover that we have very weak understanding of items that nevertheless we treat as key bricks in the planned construction. this "everyone knows" stuff is very dangerous.
asciilifeform: then your descendants go ???
asciilifeform: take the pi and build.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'provided by universe' is a practical thing - like calculating digits of pi works the same regardless of whether you do it with darts, afghan - with kalash, and me - by throwing rocks, in a circle-in-square.
mircea_popescu: so now you're doing two things of the same kind - a convention and another convention.
mircea_popescu: there's no way yet invented to mortise and tenon DIFFERENT beams together. so the result in practice is that you always interpret one - in this case "universe" becomes accessible through mediation, you describe it to yourself.
asciilifeform: this is right back to the 'cleavables' thread.
mircea_popescu: it runs into a problem of "what it means to be provided by universe". for instance - is failure of socialism provided by universe ? is the fact you can't walk through fire conventional or universal ?
asciilifeform: (the notion of 'high vacuum', interestingly enough, ~has~ a hard spec: mean free path of a particle in the vacuum must be larger than the vessel is wide along any axis)
Framedragger: i don't know, but either (1) do not distinguish, or (2) use asciilifeform criterion, which i don't think to be circular, i.e. it's probably sound?
asciilifeform: the latter - specced.
asciilifeform: whether the constraints are provided by universe for free (e.g., all vacuum everywhere has same permeattivity constant, you don't have to sweat to get correct one) vs engineered.
Framedragger: (ahahaha re bassett disaster.. yeah i would view 'cache' as an inevitable result of *constraints* (finite c).. i think it was a confusion of terms (spec / things that emerge from constraints), and i suppose the point of confusion itself is possibly an interesting object to discuss, etc)
asciilifeform: 'When I worked in South Baltimore I had to check the aerosol whip before I touched it. Down there those fends would unzip the seal and blast all of the gas up their nose right there in the aisle, resulting in nose bleeds. Most nights that I worked at the Fort Avenue store I had at least one canister on the dairy shelf with blood and other nasal secretions dripping down the side.' << l0l!!
mircea_popescu: "I once worked with a crew who all huffed the Airwick room freshener and then sat back against the pallet stack and giggled and said Wow man for an hour. " << check out the theorematicians.
asciilifeform: http://www.lib.ru/ZELQZNY/TheGreatSlowKings.txt << for ze logz.
asciilifeform: normally a quick stomp suffices, i haven't the patience or time to pull the wings off.
mircea_popescu: aww i was hoping for a thorougher trashing of the imbecile redditard and his "hey guise let me tell you what alt universe my unchallenged 15 yo mind dreamed up"
mircea_popescu: also, you never answered the bassett disaster ?
Framedragger: oh uh, it's a shitty python web server there, i should provide something better huh
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform check it out, 5x the phuctor installed basis :D
Framedragger: (i used one vps at a time (switched due to abuse complaints and so that i'd be sure there's no filtering / results are not biased) for the "which IPs out of all IPv4 are alive behind :22" scan, and i then used 13 cheap VPSes for the actual ssh key extraction out of the 20.8M alive candidates. if curious re cost: will get the bill for the 13 VPSes later, but it was basically 11 hours of scanning, 2.99eur / mo. per VPS, hourly billing, so
Framedragger: this is what i've been able to extract (timeout for ssh server to provide ssh keys: 7.0 seconds), but now that i better understand the nuances of this particular undertaking, re-scanning / re-extraction would be much easier. in particular, doable in 36 hours for under 2 euros of cost (and doable in shorter amount of time for more euros and more concentrated work). which means that costs are absolutely negligible, unless you want to keep
mircea_popescu: ahaha omg. caught in the act!
Framedragger: asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'd like to interrupt this joyful occasion of copulation of you two by noting that ssh-rsa keys of all of ipv4 are now ready for phuctoring and further analysis; they are in the format of e,N,ipaddress. there's 10.6M of them, out of 20.8M something-listening-on-port-22 hosts. rejoice!