nubbins`: lel can't do it
    
    
    
    ozbot: Leonard Cohen - The Stranger Song / ISLE OF WIGHT 1970 - YouTube
    
    Vexual: nubs has this shit under control
    
    nubbins`: cohen also still kicking heads in 45 years later
    
    Vexual: ded
    
    Vexual: freenode
    
    nubbins`: this was 4am, they brought him onstage in the middle of the night to try to quell the riots and fires
    
    KRS-: this is almost painful for me to listen to.
    
    Vexual: he looks like he has the manala cream hookup
    
    nubbins`: probably higher than we've all collectively ever been
    
    Vexual: :)
    
    truffles: handsome face
    
    Vexual: kids in the audience, absorbing
    
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    nubbins`: evolving
    
    nubbins`: queue this up
    
    
    
    ozbot: Leonard Cohen - The Partisan / ISLE OF WIGHT 1970 - YouTube
    
    Vexual: folk it up nubs
    
    nubbins`: jumping back and forth in the set but who cares
    
    Vexual: that little girl is a hotter joan beaez
    
    truffles: pedo
    
    Vexual: shes 25
    
    Vexual: just feeling old
    
    nubbins`: voices like honey
    
    truffles: woman*
    
    nubbins`: this song got me into cohen
    
    Vexual: hes a wizard
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00066 = 0.66 BTC [+]
    
    truffles: im not a fan of cohen, words song alright though
    
    Vexual: these fronteirs are my prison
    
    truffles: song = sound
    
    nubbins`: he wrote poetry for years before he released an album
    
    truffles: sounds better in french
    
    
    
    ozbot: Amy Winehouse - Fuck Me Pumps - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: truffles, very old french song
    
    nubbins`: well, not that old, i guess
    
    
    
    ozbot: Tom Waits Cold cold Ground ORIGINAL HIQ - YouTube
    
    Vexual: fuck toim waits
    
    truffles: im bias against talking singers
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: ok then!
    
    
    
    ozbot: Sufjan Stevens - Casimir Pulaski Day - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: waits is hit and miss. he sounds like knotted rope now
    
    nubbins`: it's awesome
    
    Vexual: i only pull waits out of the cd rack when im real dark
    
    Vexual: this is kinda faggoty too
    
    truffles: good song
    
    nubbins`: middle ground
    
    
    
    ozbot: Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: that sufjan stevens one was like 8 minutes anyway
    
    Vexual: allow me
    
    
    
    ozbot: The Badloves - Green Limousine - Live 1994 - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: stagger lee is pretty sick tho
    
    Vexual: cohen is hard to follow
    
    truffles: cant hear all 10 links..
    
    Vexual: just hit mine
    
    truffles: i go in order ldo
    
    truffles: rare that i make it all the way lol
    
    nubbins`: this is maybe the first time i've seen two people agree on music here
    
    KRS1: haha
    
    Vexual: i agreed until after 2 cohen songs
    
    truffles: seems like yall have similar tastes ya
    
    KRS1: im playing 2 hrs bar noise, watching the markets and reading the trollbox.
    
    Vexual: chinks spent the paycheck yet?
    
    truffles: nick cave, like that random guitar or drum interruption
    
    truffles: bet it sounds great as instrumental
    
    Vexual: nihow, if youre reading, watch the testnet, for real shit
    
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    ozbot: Grinderman - No Pussy Blues (Video) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: oooh
    
    Vexual: good whisky music
    
    truffles: amy winehouse what a talent..
    
    Vexual: i agree
    
    Vexual: id get the clap for a bit of that
    
    Vexual: can i get the next track nubs?
    
    thestringpuller: !ticker havelock am100
    
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    nubbins`: yeah sec
    
    Vexual: pankakke:no pussy blues
    
    Vexual: goa man
    
    
    
    ozbot: AC/DC - The Jack [Live 78'] - YouTube
    
    
    
    ozbot: The Birthday Party - King Ink Live LIVE - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: this is all the same singer
    
    nubbins`: birthday party, grinderman, bad seeds
    
    Vexual: same riff
    
    truffles: the jack, feel like im there
    
    truffles: good band
    
    
    
    ozbot: Marnie Stern - The Crippled Jazzer - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: nobody's gonna like this one
    
    Vexual: rockin
    
    Vexual: sounds tight
    
    nubbins`: good drummer
    
    nubbins`: same guy does the rhythm section for death grips
    
    
    
    ozbot: Kids - Sleigh Bells - YouTube
    
    Vexual: fuck man,
    
    KRS1: eh
    
    Vexual: oooh i like the flange on the slaigh bells
    
    Vexual: are just listening to intros now?
    
    nubbins`: im getting ahead of myself
    
    Vexual: u want drums?
    
    Vexual: can i get a track?
    
    nubbins`: go ahead, i need to print some films
    
    nubbins`: hard to keep up
    
    Vexual: shyould really follow this with mia good girls tho if proper dj business
    
    Vexual: ill do it in reverse if you give me 2 tracks
    
    Vexual: im bookmarking this mix so i play it qwhen im too high
    
    truffles: lol
    
    Vexual: on myh new yacht paid for with bitcoin
    
    
    
    ozbot: Stone Roses - Love Spreads - YouTube
    
    Vexual: drums please
    
    nubbins`: haha
    
    nubbins`: i actually was gonna paste mia bad girls next
    
    Vexual: thats next
    
    Vexual: let this play tho
    
    nubbins`: ya
    
    Vexual: we should have a club nubs
    
    nubbins`: this is more like it
    
    truffles: where u gonna go with the yacht Vexual
    
    Vexual: probly to the marina, im a busy dude
    
    truffles: ok
    
    truffles: his sister is alright?
    
    truffles: lyrics..
    
    Vexual: his kungfu is good enough you dont want to ask
    
    truffles: theyre hurting her again though
    
    truffles: he failed
    
    Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYs0gJD-LE mix it cunts
    
    ozbot: M.I.A. - "Bad Girls" (Official Video) - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: this video is sick
    
    truffles: this video is nice
    
    KRS1: lawl
    
    truffles: too bad her voice
    
    KRS1: its nice and sick huh
    
    Vexual: perspex doors fucker
    
    nubbins`: when i'm bangurrrrnnnnnn
    
    Vexual: lady got income
    
    truffles: see through car
    
    Vexual: llet me mix
    
    Vexual: dumb it down
    
    
    
    ozbot: Busta Rhymes - Arab Money - YouTube
    
    Vexual: bustas song was first chronologically
    
    Vexual: mias was better
    
    Vexual: goodnight darling
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    truffles: so affectionate
    
    Vexual: dance like that
    
    truffles: im not sleepy enough
    
    KRS1: This is good play it at 720 HD  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhCwLD6-UdI
    
    nubbins`: i'm folding zines D:
    
    Vexual: i got an old zine for your peruzal nubs
    
    Vexual: dcc?
    
    KRS1: you publish something dont you?
    
    KRS1: i fergot
    
    Vexual: i occasionally photocopy thing children shoudnt read
    
    nubbins`: imgur that dutch
    
    truffles: 0.0
    
    nubbins`: krs1, many things ;)
    
    
    
    assbot: 123!
    
    ozbot: Ben Caplan & The Casual Smokers - Forty Days And Forty Nights on Vimeo
    
    nubbins`: sorry for the change of venue, couldn't find it on youtube
    
    Vexual: pdf i cant find just yet, buried
    
    KRS1: wow this is smokey
    
    Vexual: ill find it
    
    Vexual: later
    
    nubbins`: KRS1: http://imgur.com/yD5nAkx
    
    
    
    ozbot: Ben Caplan & The Casual Smokers - 40 Days and 40 Nights @ NXNE 2012 - YouTube
    
    KRS1: thanks this one is choppy
    
    KRS1: this old cat rocks
    
    Vexual: oz mag, you seen it?
    
    truffles: nubbins` tastes in rock music is so out there
    
    KRS1: i've never seen a publication like this
    
    nubbins`: drawings in bars
    
    
    
    Vexual: moring sunshine
    
    mircea_popescu: heya
    
    Vexual: oz zine was crazier than trilema
    
    KRS1: thats what this is?
    
    
    
    nubbins`: yeah
    
    nubbins`: you buy both, you get an original drawing wrapped around them
    
    KRS1: looking at http://www.wussu.com/zines/oz01_04.htm
    
    nubbins`: ah cool
    
    Vexual: theres a ahop in sydney i get my crazy mags if you need bigger circ nubs
    
    truffles: upside down kinky stuff oz 4..
    
    truffles: sideways*
    
    KRS1: some of this artwork looks like someone was on acid
    
    truffles: doesnt fit ur idea of art either eh
    
    mircea_popescu: who's jose gonzalez
    
    Vexual: yah vinegar dinky. its a thing
    
    nubbins`: mircea_popescu: friend of mine
    
    Vexual: the mexican from the hottub?
    
    mircea_popescu: i c
    
    nubbins`: argentinian guy
    
    bloctoc: zero7 jose gonzalez?
    
    Vexual: talks like an f1 driver?
    
    nubbins`: nah
    
    Vexual: cho don't evn know
    
    
    
    ozbot: Ben Caplan & the Casual Smokers - Conduit Music Video (Official) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: nubs is on fire with de musica
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;google Urine Dipstick Analysis
    
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    Vexual: is your mum hassling you mp?
    
    nubbins`: one of our partners does really crazy stuff
    
    mircea_popescu: why did dipshit get to be a thing ? dipstick seems much better a word.
    
    
    
    Vexual: coke addicted reindeer hanging around under your lemon tree?
    
    nubbins`: ^ that's an album cover, i occasionally come across it while browsing for records
    
    Vexual: eys in the rocks look like cambodia
    
    Vexual: i was interested in what was left out of your examination of digital government
    
    
    
    ozbot: Monsterbator - Fashionista on Vimeo
    
    nubbins`: no youtube for this one
    
    Vexual: my clockspeed is too slow
    
    Vexual: fuckin 286
    
    nubbins`: turn hd off
    
    Vexual: yah
    
    Vexual: lets make some money
    
    
    
    ozbot: Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger ft. Christina Aguilera - YouTube
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 811.55, Best ask: 811.75918, Bid-ask spread: 0.20918, Last trade: 811.75918, 24 hour volume: 27963.58313059, 24 hour low: 745.2, 24 hour high: 889.99999, 24 hour vwap: 820.21951
    
    assbot: 123!
    
    mircea_popescu: The average price of electricity in October was 13.2 cents per kilowatt hour (KWH), up from 12.8 cents per KWH in October 2012and up from 9.3 cents per KWH in October 2003. Americans now pay 42 percent more for electricity than they did a decade ago.
    
    mircea_popescu: see what you people did with the mining ?
    
    coingenuity: mircea_popescu: ive said for years, teh true winners from mining are power companies
    
    Vexual: 25cAUD/kw here
    
    Vexual: am looks good, but 200m? thats a lot for one cat
    
    mircea_popescu: coingenuity except at least in the us the way they're run they make jack shit anyway.
    
    mircea_popescu: perversely the govt makes more per kw/h burned than the elec company.
    
    coingenuity: right... on paper, power companies make nothing
    
    mircea_popescu: if that.
    
    nubbins`: newfoundland power petitioned to have rates increased recently, and they just flat out stated that it was so their shareholders would get a fair return on their investment
    
    Vexual: join the club
    
    coingenuity: but thats all just nonsense, same as waste management or television service, they're only profitless on paper
    
    mircea_popescu: nubbins` seems reasonable. why shouldn't they ?
    
    
    
    ozbot: Maroon 5 - One More Night - YouTube
    
    coingenuity: core infrastructure that is subsidized always is poor on paper so they can get more subsidy
    
    nubbins`: well, it's their job to make their shareholders money
    
    
    
    ozbot: The one person I’d like to meet. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
    
    nubbins`: would've thought they'd at least try to dress it uop
    
    nubbins`: *up
    
    Vexual: does popescue have a power policy?
    
    mircea_popescu: there's also the paper fiction stuff, described there.
    
    coingenuity: nubbins`: the way their shareholders make money is bilking the government
    
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    Vexual: over and above usual, pay more i say
    
    Vexual: teach em to use it wisely
    
    nubbins`: coingenuity: nah, nl *hydro* does that
    
    nubbins`: but at our expense
    
    nubbins`: the government just helps
    
    coingenuity: its different here, i guess
    
    Vexual: have you got clever macro policies mp?
    
    coingenuity: i.e. government pays farmers to /not/ grow crops
    
    Vexual: positive reinforcement obly
    
    Vexual: *only
    
    mircea_popescu: coingenuity i thought the eu invented that
    
    mircea_popescu: french been doing it since the 70s iirc
    
    coingenuity: did they? i thought it was an american construct... we've been doing it for like 90 years now
    
    Vexual: will you cancel far subsidies for unproductive citizens?
    
    Vexual: *farm
    
    pankkake: the EU has the Common Agricultural Policy. it's nonsense
    
    Vexual: coz ill take the land and make it earn with no subsidies
    
    mircea_popescu: that's an interestin topic, actually. i wonder where obama stands ion farm subsidies.
    
    Vexual: they are right into it
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe it's "stop paying people to not farm, start paying people to not get birth control"
    
    coingenuity: mircea_popescu: pretty much, obama is too worried about stupid things like gay marriage and gun ownership to care about, you know, the economy
    
    Vexual: farm well
    
    mircea_popescu: the economy is racist.
    
    Vexual: science makes us one speceies since 62
    
    Vexual: 58? i dunno
    
    
    
    Vexual: they changed the books
    
    coingenuity: what i wonder is whether obama knows anything about economics
    
    Vexual: pc went mad a long tima ago
    
    Vexual: b4 we were born
    
    Vexual: he can trade choom on the big island
    
    coingenuity: also interesting is that obama was a teacher for most of his career
    
    mircea_popescu: of law :D
    
    coingenuity: however, he was never stellar at it
    
    nubbins`: oh was he!
    
    
    
    ozbot: Yes Sir Boss ft Joss Stone - Come Together - YouTube
    
    mircea_popescu: i can't wait for him appointing to judicial jobs all his students
    
    mircea_popescu: should be a riot.
    
    coingenuity: mircea_popescu: he didnt really have students
    
    coingenuity: his role was lecturer
    
    Vexual: #jjoin  choomgang
    
    coingenuity: which is basically stand-in for a proper professor
    
    mircea_popescu: o he never got a professorship ?
    
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    coingenuity: like, real professor would give obama a stack of papers and say "read this shit, and administer this pop quiz"
    
    Vexual: no subsidy
    
    coingenuity: mircea_popescu: nope, his highest title was senior lecturer... i dont think he's qualified as a full professor
    
    Vexual: old timy business
    
    nubbins`: kielbasa, old cheddar, and vegetable crackers
    
    Vexual: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtasty
    
    pankkake: mircea_popescu: so what can I do for the "BFL will ship before ActiveMining" bet? make it last longer? I agree that the draw result would be boring, but defaulting to Yes or No is worse
    
    Vexual: its called wait and see pankakke
    
    coingenuity: mircea_popescu: lecturers are non-tenure-track, even at a senior level - basically the lowest level of college academic you can have
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake well, generally if a bet can't be re-written to exclude a draw then it's probably not worth betting on.
    
    coingenuity: the only thing lower is adjunct lecturer
    
    mircea_popescu: think about it, user locks btc up then gets...nothing.
    
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    Vexual: not quite trustless?
    
    mircea_popescu: coingenuity i thought everything in academia is on tenure track
    
    pankkake: yeah, that is bad, I think it's funny but looks like I'm the only one
    
    nubbins`: nooooo
    
    coingenuity: nope, mircea_popescu - you experience tenure only above the level of assistant professor
    
    nubbins`: tenure is becoming a thing of the past
    
    Vexual: are you an academic pankakke?
    
    pankkake: what's an academic?
    
    Vexual: ok
    
    mircea_popescu: coingenuity ok but as a lecturer you can't be granted professorship ?
    
    Vexual: its like you, before the internet was athing
    
    coingenuity: mircea_popescu: correct
    
    mircea_popescu: wow.
    
    mircea_popescu: so why would anyone be one ?
    
    pankkake: I'm no longer a student
    
    mircea_popescu: is this like "why would a girl be a secretary" ?
    
    coingenuity: because you're not qualified enough to be a proper professor
    
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    ozbot: Bob Marley - Babylon system - Remastered [HD] - with lyrics - YouTube
    
    coingenuity: academia is a strange society
    
    Vexual: good for a patent lawyer and 1% thats all
    
    Vexual: self serving idiots mostle
    
    coingenuity: mircea_popescu: basically, before you get to the level of being a proper professor, you have to do all the bitch work that full professors wont do
    
    mircea_popescu: the way they do it here is you join as a research phd/grad which is called "associate prof", then you get lecturer, conferentiary and finally professorship
    
    coingenuity: so lecturers put in their time, hopefully less than 10 years.... and pray they get a proper associate professor position
    
    mircea_popescu: so it'd be #3 in the 4 layer tenure track
    
    
    
    ozbot: Chad Vangaalen - City of Electric Light - YouTube
    
    nubbins`: last one from me
    
    coingenuity: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_rank_in_the_United_States here's a link to how we do it here
    
    ozbot: Academic ranks (United States) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    
    Vexual: here i know of a uni that gets 100k for any phd, and it doesnt cost them that much by any means
    
    Vexual: our govt is leaking $ bad
    
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    Vexual: then usa uses us for police stae experiments
    
    mircea_popescu: ok so actually you call lecturer something thatg'd be here "preparatory", ie, pre - assistant
    
    Vexual: theres an element they are forgetting
    
    mircea_popescu: good job calling everything something else omg!
    
    nubbins`: vexual, you think this is an experiment? ;p
    
    coingenuity: ah, yeup, exactly mircea_popescu
    
    Vexual: u mi6 nubs?
    
    coingenuity: mircea_popescu: theres a lower level than lecturer, but this is made of non-graduated students
    
    mircea_popescu: well til.
    
    Vexual: 20 mil petri dish of america is oz
    
    nubbins`: vexual, the queen is a figurehead here ;p
    
    Vexual: here too
    
    Vexual: we dont see her much
    
    nubbins`: ooh
    
    mircea_popescu: so basically in the "civil system" so to speak, the common law lecturer actually is the associate professor.
    
    nubbins`: fair enough
    
    Vexual: our law professors all leeave so they dont suicide
    
    
    
    Vexual: but labourers get 120k here, so noone riots, its a future experiment
    
    ozbot: BitBet Stole ~$7,000 from me (10 BTC)
    
    mircea_popescu: the thread of grandeur died ;/
    
    
    
    ozbot: Patience - YouTube
    
    mircea_popescu: no wonder fucking bitcoin is going down.
    
    mircea_popescu: quick, someon troll somebody!
    
    Vexual: yeah u dumping for a new merc
    
    pankkake: that's because MPOE-PR checked their privilege
    
    pankkake: they're now speechless
    
    mircea_popescu: lol wut ?
    
    pankkake: "chauvinist male pigs"
    
    Vexual: u getting a merc for xmas
    
    mircea_popescu: haha
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake umm... it's not in there ?
    
    Vexual: cancel the contract and gat a rangerover sport
    
    
    
    pankkake: message #211
    
    ozbot: The Modern Lovers-Hospital - YouTube
    
    mircea_popescu: bwahaha
    
    Vexual: alloy chassis and hp
    
    mircea_popescu: o lordy
    
    mircea_popescu: that's quotable.
    
    Vexual: oh please
    
    mircea_popescu: 走狗 шовинист мужской свинья
    
    
    
    ozbot: Norah Jones - Summertime - YouTube
    
    Vexual: i know the value
    
    nubbins`: Vexual: no
    
    Vexual: why no? i think yes
    
    
    
    ozbot: Summertime - The Zombies - YouTube
    
    Vexual: im not there for another 4 minutes
    
    Vexual: fuck it
    
    nubbins`: haha
    
    Vexual: ok wizrad, i bow
    
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    nubbins`: zombies, amirite?
    
    Vexual: id still rather norah
    
    Vexual: but, yes
    
    nubbins`: a more modern take:
    
    
    
    ozbot: Pixies "Vamos" - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 303 @ 0.00066 = 0.2 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: i like the tits
    
    nubbins`: not much besides the chorus made it over ;)
    
    nubbins`: this was the second record i ever bought
    
    Vexual: ill mute that and listen to the other
    
    Vexual: mmm, sounds better with tits
    
    Vexual: whats that song, 7 spanish angels?
    
    Vexual: im scared of popecuism
    
    Vexual: he wont want no dicks waggling anywhere near his ears
    
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    Vexual: histoically, well palced emails have been kind to me
    
    Vexual: shits getting real
    
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    ozbot: Gorillaz... FT shaun  ryder - DARE. - YouTube
    
    Vexual: i watxhed elesium, im booked in to get my whole jaw titanium, with a while coating
    
    nubbins`: there we go
    
    nubbins`: this is printing music
    
    Vexual: theres not even a martial art for titanium teteh
    
    Vexual: whats jump and bite in japanese?
    
    Vexual: have thay got a character for facist pig?
    
    nubbins`: ok sleep comes
    
    Vexual: sleep dont get your balls wet
    
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    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00066 = 0.33 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: what a gentleman
    
    
    
    ozbot: "Going up the Country" - Canned Heat / WOODSTOCK '69 - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 3 @ 0.0338 = 0.1014 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    ozbot: My favourite game - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 160 @ 0.00066 = 0.1056 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: im getting a new car too
    
    Vexual: a golf lol
    
    Vexual: not
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2750 @ 0.00078243 = 2.1517 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3059 @ 0.00010312 = 0.3154 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    dub: get a golf they are awesome
    
    pankkake: what's so great about it?
    
    dub: reliable, cheap parts etc
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 495 @ 0.00066 = 0.3267 BTC [+]
    
    dub: not just for girls
    
    pankkake: I like those criterias
    
    Vexual: noone buys a gold, like an x5, its hir car only
    
    mircea_popescu: dub buy a dacia lol.
    
    mircea_popescu: even moar reliable, definitely cheaper.
    
    Vexual: and if you're gonna be watching your shit so noone steals it, buy an evoque
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 71 @ 0.00400023 = 0.284 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    pankkake: my mom has one, for the price, impressive
    
    Vexual: who nned cheap?
    
    pankkake: and first car in a long time that didn't have issues in the first months
    
    mircea_popescu: pankkake i regularly see cabs with 4-500k kms on the clock, only consumables changed.
    
    Vexual: if you want cheap buy a 1 litre fiesta
    
    mircea_popescu: original engine, distribution, suspension, the works.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00400001 = 0.12 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Vexual: poor mans maserati
    
    mircea_popescu: Vexual nah these are like 6k new.
    
    Vexual: what is 6k?
    
    mircea_popescu: 8ish bitcoin
    
    Vexual: australia is always expensive
    
    mircea_popescu: Vexual i dunno man, seems psychoactives are dirt cheap there
    
    mircea_popescu: must be all the spiders or some shit.
    
    Vexual: well we grow a lot from the dirt here
    
    Vexual: and expensive rocks
    
    Vexual: ive been modeling diaomd fields
    
    Vexual: ill take nubbins out there and give him dmt. if he thinks there are diamonds ill pay 190$ for the lease
    
    Vexual: unlike kennilworth i know how to mine
    
    Vexual: find the shit for cheap, then buy diggers and dig
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.03351 = 0.2011 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    Vexual: if you need a plane to find gold, with othger peoples money, there aint no gold
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.033236 = 0.1662 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 700 @ 0.00066 = 0.462 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: ive pulled ouces out of creeks with a whim and a pan, but i prefer cites these day
    
    Vexual: ive got pits still
    
    
    
    ozbot: NEIL YOUNG - OLD MAN - YouTube
    
    Vexual: give me a kickboxer ill take out all his teeth
    
    Vexual: he wont even see my knees
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 200 @ 0.00066 = 0.132 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    ozbot: Tricky - Murder Weapon (2010) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/greg-pickering-says-he-heard-great-white-shark-attack-and-recognised-the-sound-20131115-2xlxa.html
    
    ozbot: Greg Pickering says he heard great white shark attack and recognised the sound
    
    
    
    ozbot: Tricky - Puppy Toy (2009) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: ww2
    
    
    
    ozbot: Wiley - 'Evolve Or Be Extinct' (Official Video) - YouTube
    
    KRS1: lol good video song not bad either
    
    Vexual: wait for it if you like 140
    
    Vexual: dentist
    
    
    
    ozbot: Lady Sovereign - I Got You Dancing - YouTube
    
    Vexual: ultraviolence
    
    pankkake: I can't understand what he's saying
    
    Vexual: thats racvist pancake
    
    pankkake: oh he's british
    
    KRS1: yeh
    
    Vexual: i just spilled about $100 worth of wine and im mad
    
    KRS1: the black bitch in this video is so fine
    
    
    
    ozbot: Young L - Loud Pockets - YouTube
    
    pankkake: Vexual: just lick it
    
    Vexual: im not like that
    
    KRS1: put it in your mouth
    
    Vexual: ill just jump in my fourby and buy a cheap bottle with a sneer
    
    Vexual: call the cops and die sneer
    
    Vexual: charlie shjeem
    
    KRS1: what kind of fourby you have? I have a Diesel Ford F250
    
    Vexual: ive got an old rangie
    
    Vexual: averything is a road
    
    KRS1: ah mines too fancy comparitabely a Lariat with leather and all..but its got 36" tires and a bit of a lift
    
    Vexual: its got an electric dick warmer
    
    KRS1: haha mine just guzzles diesel
    
    Vexual: yah mines diesel
    
    Vexual: i buy 44 gallons every motnh oir so
    
    KRS1: not bad
    
    Vexual: but the coips know it and i have to go out now
    
    KRS1: i drive a lot and go through almost 35/week
    
    Vexual: gallons?
    
    KRS1: yeh
    
    Vexual: yeah i do more than that just going to the bottle shop and back
    
    KRS1: i drive to miami sometimes but usual commute
    
    Vexual: thats right youre that miami cunt
    
    Vexual: crazy
    
    Vexual: audi
    
    KRS1: yea..while you Aussies have shit just past the beach in the ocean that WILL KILL YOU, we have g-string divas for days frollocking.
    
    Vexual: :) fuck sharks man
    
    KRS1: sharks? what about that crazy coral and fish and shit with poisonous fangs
    
    KRS1: hey why i gotta be a cunt man...nigga?
    
    
    
    ozbot: Eric B. & Rakim - Follow The Leader - YouTube
    
    KRS1: did u see this
    
    KRS1: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2013/11/23/heres-who-probably-did-that-massive-150000000-bitcoin-transaction/
    
    ozbot: Here’s who (probably) did that massive $150,000,000 Bitcoin transaction
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1500 @ 0.00066 = 0.99 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: dutch?
    
    
    
    ozbot: Die Antwoord - I Don t Need You on Vimeo
    
    Vexual: dont speak to me
    
    Vexual: hot booty shaker
    
    
    
    ozbot: Blur - Girls And Boys - YouTube
    
    
    
    ozbot: Britney Spears on Alan Carr Chatty Man - full Interview HD - YouTube
    
    mod6: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
    
    
    
    ozbot: Work It - Ylvis [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] [FULL HD] - YouTube
    
    Vexual: bitcoin massive
    
    
    
    ozbot: Scatman John - I'm A scatman - YouTube
    
    KRS1: heh good one
    
    KRS1: Die Antwoord kicks ass
    
    Vexual: i think i run over a kid
    
    Vexual: watch me not giving a fuck
    
    Vexual: i gave it some power to make sure it was done, i dont keep a gun in the car for wildlife
    
    
    
    ozbot: Yolanda Be Cool - We No Speak Americano (Video edit by Pink louder) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: a knife will do at a pinch
    
    Vexual: ive been here for a year, i thought all the neighbourhood motheres knew
    
    Vexual: no playing ont he road
    
    Vexual: if in doubt, power out
    
    
    
    ozbot: SHAGGY - IT WASNT ME - YouTube
    
    Vexual: it was an italian tune up
    
    Vexual: maybe it was a fox
    
    Vexual: it donked like a fox
    
    
    
    ozbot: Wiley - Wearing My Rolex (Official Music Video) - YouTube
    
    Vexual: i didnt really kill a kid, i walked
    
    Vexual: ive never even killed a fox, im a good driver
    
    
    
    ozbot: Tricky - Brand New You're Retro (live 1995) - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 47 @ 0.113617 = 5.34 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: Lee Perry - Dub Fa Yah Rights - YouTube
    
    Vexual: good news
    
    
    
    ozbot: seeed sensimilla - YouTube
    
    Vexual: oh my shitness
    
    Vexual: aufweiderzein
    
    Vexual: enjoy the goodness gents
    
    Vexual: theres years of it to come
    
    Vexual: i must depart and eat salty meat
    
    Vexual: hoi
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13750 @ 0.00078372 = 10.7762 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00078007 = 13.4952 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6305 @ 0.0007834 = 4.9393 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    Vexual: yall know nsa greps the fuck outta freenode right?
    
    
    
    ozbot: How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus - YouTube
    
    Vexual: theres like 400 nodes with all te shit all the time
    
    
    
    ozbot: Beach Boys live '64 Little Deuce Coupe - YouTube
    
    
    
    ozbot: Defcon 18   Changing threats to privacy   Moxie Marlinspike   Part  - YouTube
    
    Vexual: 2010
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26996 @ 0.00078752 = 21.2599 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511791/Police-use-stun-grenades-subdue-mother-refused-hand-month-old-child-Swedish-social-services.html
    
    ozbot: Police use stun grenades to subdue mother who refused to hand over her five-month-old child to Swedi
    
    mircea_popescu: this sort of shit...
    
    mircea_popescu: how can you be swedish and pay as much as a kronor in tax when you know it will be used to do this sort of mischief ?
    
    Vexual: lafe is hard
    
    Vexual: *life even
    
    Vexual: and people generally only make the equasion when they are getting a speeding ticket
    
    Vexual: when you're getting tazed its too late
    
    
    
    ozbot: Nightcrawlers - Push The Feeling On - YouTube
    
    Vexual: critical mass in china means hundreds of millions
    
    Vexual: 13 is superstitionally unreceptive
    
    Vexual: shit about to do that chernobyl thing
    
    Vexual: price it like global reserve
    
    Vexual: 30k
    
    Vexual: 3m?
    
    Vexual: there were no local newspapers at my shop today
    
    Vexual: the man was cross
    
    jurov`: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 271246 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 913 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 22 hours, 17 minutes, and 8 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 680531817.254 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.65729
    
    Vexual: 20 cents x 100 i'd be  cross too
    
    
    
    ozbot: Hunter - Little Sister 16+ - YouTube
    
    Vexual: rip hunter
    
    Vexual: arse cancer
    
    Vexual: lol
    
    jurov`: u so vexing
    
    Vexual: no im not
    
    Vexual: thats thwe trick
    
    Vexual: im grous3
    
    Vexual: just keeping score is all
    
    Vexual: really basic
    
    
    
    ozbot: Hunter - Wake Up - YouTube
    
    Vexual: dying of cancer is easy
    
    Vexual: too much substance
    
    
    
    ozbot: The Herd - 77% - YouTube
    
    
    
    ozbot: Gargoyle - Drown - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 25 @ 0.03963038 = 0.9908 BTC [+] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 18 @ 0.03183055 = 0.5729 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.03092001 = 0.2474 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    ozbot: The Herd - I Was Only 19 - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 306 @ 0.00207099 = 0.6337 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    pankkake: mircea_popescu: Stockholm syndrome, obviously!
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 9 @ 0.09977774 = 0.898 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: Full Metal Jacket (1987) - Me So Horny - YouTube
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14500 @ 0.0007857 = 11.3927 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 91 @ 0.002 = 0.182 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 57 @ 0.004 = 0.228 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 421 @ 0.0037417 = 1.5753 BTC [-] {9} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 269 @ 0.00371302 = 0.9988 BTC [-] {8} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 107 @ 0.0037001 = 0.3959 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: klol
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla notable that the bitcoin foundation is not mentioned.
    
    kakobrekla: heh
    
    mircea_popescu: i guess the scammer doesn't want the negative association.
    
    kakobrekla: i just sent all panacea funds in
    
    kakobrekla: expect massive gains!
    
    kakobrekla: the secret is sending it again once it comes back
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00078849 = 13.0889 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.40174468 = 16.0698 BTC [-] {13} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8050 @ 0.00078901 = 6.3515 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 572 @ 0.00208999 = 1.1955 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1500 @ 0.00066 = 0.99 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2500 @ 0.00209199 = 5.23 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 272 @ 0.00209199 = 0.569 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 332 @ 0.0020008 = 0.6643 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2548 @ 0.002 = 5.096 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18439 @ 0.00078901 = 14.5486 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20476 @ 0.00078927 = 16.1611 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5061 @ 0.00079094 = 4.0029 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00195712 = 3.9142 BTC [-] {8} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.0038081 = 0.1142 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3000 @ 0.0001031 = 0.3093 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: Officials overseeing the Vermont Health Connect website confirmed Friday there was a security breach on the system last month in which one user got improper access to another users Social Security number and other data.
    
    mircea_popescu: aww why can not obama's administration raise itself at least to the level of computer security displayed by bad bitcoin businesses ?
    
    mircea_popescu: no skills ? no money ? no clue ?
    
    Kleeck: they certainly have money.
    
    Kleeck: Honestly, I know a few people who are "in" on government contracts - they happen to do really good work, but there are a good amount of firms that are "in" with the Gov due to family connections that are not near as qualified for some projects as other companies.
    
    mircea_popescu: sounds about right.
    
    Kleeck: Once you're "in" you're way is pretty much made.
    
    Kleeck: They pay double and triple in some cases from what the market normally pays.
    
    mircea_popescu: national-socialism ftw.
    
    Kleeck: Pretty much.
    
    Kleeck: I mean, think about the national healthcare site.
    
    Kleeck: It was not terribly complicated.
    
    Kleeck: The most difficult elements are tying in the various systems.
    
    Kleeck: Mainly the IRS, I think.
    
    mircea_popescu: it was not terribly complicated by any means.
    
    Kleeck: Exactly. How many public companies have built essentially the same thing.
    
    Kleeck: And how much was this one?
    
    Kleeck: Over 100M?
    
    Kleeck: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/wp/2013/10/24/how-much-did-healthcare-gov-cost/
    
    ozbot: How much did HealthCare.gov cost?
    
    Kleeck: This guys says $174M
    
    Kleeck: For a goddamn marketplace website.
    
    mircea_popescu: myeah.
    
    mircea_popescu: o hey, iran sanctions lifted ?
    
    Kleeck: Yeah. Or at least progress made.
    
    Kleeck: haven't read anything beyong the headline.
    
    Tulak__: hey there
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5464 @ 0.00010105 = 0.5521 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    Tulak_: hail to the king mircea_popescu
    
    Tulak_: hey pascal257, alles fit?
    
    mircea_popescu: lol how's your reading going, king Tulak_
    
    pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer
    
    Tulak_: Noble leader mircea_popescu, the reading is getting me closer to my ultimate goal
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00078986 = 9.8733 BTC [-]
    
    jurov`: what is the goal?
    
    mircea_popescu: gaol not goal.
    
    jurov`: and judging from -PR writings mircea's content with being called Mr.P without noble adjectives :)
    
    jurov`: or ignoble
    
    Tulak_: Sorry, I've had too much Civilization II in my childhood
    
    Tulak_: I adress foreign leaders with their respective noble title
    
    Tulak_: oh and i'm on linux now :)
    
    jurov`: mircea_popescu, that's a point... should you become supreme leader, having proper noble title is prudent :D
    
    Tulak_: another pleasant side effect
    
    jurov`: oh, wait for the withdrawal symptoms first
    
    Tulak_: yes no more Call of Duty or League of Legends
    
    Tulak_: but to quote mircea_popescu: The reason we stay small is because of our lack of discipline and not because of the lack of opportunity
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 757 @ 0.00066 = 0.4996 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov` i am sure i'll have an armlong collection of titles by then
    
    Tulak_: Emperor mircea_popescu
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5946 @ 0.00078986 = 4.6965 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    ozbot: BIPS, Payment Service Provider (PSP) for Merchants
    
    mircea_popescu: so bips failed huh.
    
    Tulak_: hmm
    
    Tulak_: I don't like where this is heading
    
    Tulak_: "Another priority is doing forensics data recovery to be able to investigate and assist authorities in finding the attacker." He makes it sound likes its a piece of cake to trace the attacker. lol
    
    mircea_popescu: yet another of the cluieless fuckwits who imagines hey, derp, we shall do things, we don't have to listen to what anyone says, cause we're so smart.
    
    mircea_popescu: then they get run over and it's all WOW LOOK!!! THIS HAPPENS!!!
    
    mircea_popescu: nobody could have foreseen it! a pox on mpoe-pr and her FUD!!1
    
    Tulak_: Bitcoin has gotten alot of attention lately
    
    Tulak_: attracting all sorts of people
    
    Uglux: the good the bad and the ugly
    
    mircea_popescu: that lately is only there because you're new here.
    
    mircea_popescu: otherwise, this is no sort of lately, it's been going on since forever, and each new wave thought it's somehow important or noteworthy.
    
    Tulak_: i see
    
    mircea_popescu: http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/21/us-police-force-pay-bitcoin-ransom-in-cryptolocker-malware-scam
    
    ozbot: US police force pay bitcoin ransom in Cryptolocker malware scam | Technology | theguardian.com
    
    mircea_popescu: in case anyone had any doubts as to who's going to be bowing to whose authority.
    
    mircea_popescu: (The virus) is so complicated and successful that you have to buy these bitcoins, which we had never heard of, Swansea Police Lt. Gregory Ryan talking to the Herald News. It was an education for (those who) had to deal with it.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31126 @ 0.00078622 = 24.4719 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    nubbins`: i feel hung over but i didn't drink last night
    
    nubbins`: okay, so, i spent most of 2012 making a website that gives you insurance quotes
    
    nubbins`: and while it's definitely more complicated than you'd think
    
    nubbins`: it's not so complicated that it can't be done
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    nubbins`: as evidenced by the fact that i wrote the fucking thing myself over the course of about 9 months
    
    nubbins`: that's ONE PERSON
    
    mircea_popescu: you didn't have the proper certifications.
    
    nubbins`: oh right, they abbreviate bachelor's of science as "BS" in the states, don't they
    
    nubbins`: ;D
    
    mircea_popescu: :)
    
    pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer
    
    Tulak_: gah
    
    thestringpuller: !ticker havelock AM100
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK:AM100] 1D: 0.00361010 / 0.00408238 / 0.00471998 (2806 shares, 11.45514951 BTC), 7D: 0.00270000 / 0.00396348 / 0.00586900 (62982 shares, 249.62797863 BTC), 30D: 0.00270000 / 0.00542259 / 0.00889000 (181929 shares, 986.52552374 BTC)
    
    Tulak_: can't use netbeans 7.4 because it won't start the glassfish server for some funny reason
    
    thestringpuller: phenomenal
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.0007833 = 4.6215 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00208059 = 0.1248 BTC [+]
    
    pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 269 @ 0.0020806 = 0.5597 BTC [+]
    
    nubbins`: tulak
    
    nubbins`: oh, gone
    
    nubbins`: he's not gonna get anywhere with that attitude
    
    nubbins`: "can't use y because it won't x for some funny reason"
    
    nubbins`: figure it out!
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00380303 = 0.1255 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Tulak_: holla
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.41375 = 3.31 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    Tulak_: I'm in the process of figuring it out
    
    Tulak_: something is blocking netbeans->glassfish access
    
    Tulak_: don't worry, I'm not to be stopped D:
    
    nubbins`: this stuff is 70% googling problems
    
    Tulak_: yea
    
    Tulak_: already found someone with the same problem
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 99 @ 0.002075 = 0.2054 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: now you can have babies.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00078245 = 7.8245 BTC [-]
    
    Tulak_: mircea_popescu, the devourer of souls
    
    Tulak_: whats cuba's official language
    
    Tulak_: spanish?
    
    mircea_popescu: yea
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.39301 = 0.786 BTC [-]
    
    Tulak_: Is it pure spanish or some rig raff
    
    Tulak_: well dont answer
    
    Tulak_: im heading off to the internet to find the answer
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 61 @ 0.00365377 = 0.2229 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    Tulak_: man, I love the internet
    
    nubbins`: lelelelelelel
    
    nubbins`: "pure spanish"
    
    nubbins`: what, like in spain?
    
    nubbins`: my sides
    
    Tulak_: i know
    
    Tulak_: pathetic wording there
    
    nubbins`: muchath grathiath
    
    nubbins`: colombian spanish is about as pure as you'll find
    
    mircea_popescu: all colonies speak creoles
    
    mircea_popescu: the us speaks some sort of english creole, cuba speaks some sort of spanish creole,
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 28 @ 0.00365107 = 0.1022 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: brazil speaks creole portuguese, canada creole french and so on
    
    Tulak_: and where is dutch
    
    nubbins`: creole germanic
    
    nubbins`: you won't find anyone from France who recognizes Quebecois as "french"
    
    mircea_popescu: dutch is actually a language
    
    Tulak_: i was in france once, it was awful
    
    nubbins`: heh
    
    nubbins`: afrikaans = creole dutch
    
    Tulak_: so many pretty people
    
    mircea_popescu: that yeah
    
    Tulak_: you mean what they speak in south africa
    
    nubbins`: nod
    
    Tulak_: northern africa is arabic based
    
    Tulak_: because
    
    nubbins`: well, not really
    
    nubbins`: oh, i suppose, tho
    
    nubbins`: morocco, egypt
    
    nubbins`: everyone speaks french in morocco too
    
    nubbins`: spanish on the north coast
    
    Tulak_: i need to pick up a secondary language
    
    Tulak_: spanish or something else
    
    Tulak_: change I need with i woud like
    
    Tulak_: would
    
    Tulak_: but first
    
    Tulak_: i need to get this ish going
    
    Tulak_: whats cex.io by the way
    
    Tulak_: you can buy GH/s and sell them? and let them mine while possessed
    
    nubbins`: sounds like a waste
    
    nubbins`: learn spanish, it's easy
    
    Tulak_: my father is italian
    
    Tulak_: italian to spanish is not that big of a stretch
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.39293987 = 3.1435 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    nubbins`: nope
    
    nubbins`: very mutually intelligible
    
    nubbins`: almost like english and dutch would have been, were it not for the normans!
    
    Tulak_: good!
    
    Tulak_: man, this channel is like a big power structure to me
    
    Tulak_: but I need to kill my master mircea_popescu soon
    
    Tulak_: The Rule of two applies
    
    Tulak_: one to hold the power and one to crave it
    
    mircea_popescu: or you could bake me cookies.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.031106 = 0.1555 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 344 @ 0.00363704 = 1.2511 BTC [-] {7} 
    
    nubbins`: i made cookies the other day in a muffin tray
    
    nubbins`: fucking amazing
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    nubbins`: the company's ok
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.0311 = 0.1555 BTC [-]
    
    nubbins`: did HIF round 2 sell out, i wonder?
    
    nubbins`: nope
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1350 @ 0.00066 = 0.891 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.3925 = 3.5325 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 25 @ 0.3921296 = 9.8032 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.39025001 = 6.244 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    Tulak_: nubbins`:
    
    Tulak_: you are my third favorite person in this channel
    
    Tulak_: brb
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.0007833 = 3.9165 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.38175384 = 9.9256 BTC [-] {7} 
    
    Tulak_: For I have returned
    
    mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/unsorted-collection-of-various-cardano-related-updates-spurious-pics/
    
    ozbot: Unsorted collection of various Cardano related updates + spurious pics pe Trilema - Un blog de Mirce
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00360918 = 0.1191 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.0007833 = 11.1229 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 89 @ 0.003609 = 0.3212 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.03140013 = 0.2512 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.03194899 = 0.3195 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1600 @ 0.00078245 = 1.2519 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3717 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3717 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 226 @ 0.00350208 = 0.7915 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 15 @ 0.16310002 = 2.4465 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 7 @ 0.16132146 = 1.1293 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.37160001 BTC [-]
    
    pascal257: [WTS] 3537 ADDICTION direct shares - Message me with your offer
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 84 @ 0.0035 = 0.294 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 200 @ 0.00066 = 0.132 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 23 @ 0.3716 = 8.5468 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15652 @ 0.00078321 = 12.2588 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    ThickAsThieves: in case you uppity tortilla fans missed it https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=345065.msg3697405#msg3697405
    
    turbo_ac100: ugh
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.39 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: ;;calc (780 - 760)/780
    
    gribble: 0.025641025641
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 480 @ 0.0020853 = 1.0009 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10450 @ 0.0007833 = 8.1855 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6620 @ 0.0001244 = 0.8235 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    Diablo-D3: did Ukto ragequit?
    
    
    
    ozbot: Feeling cagey?
    
    asciilifeform: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/1rdktw/the_pleasures_of_building_a_trng/
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.0035001 = 0.1085 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 86 @ 0.00349243 = 0.3003 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.1 = 0.6 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 74 @ 0.00332301 = 0.2459 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.15 = 0.45 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3700 @ 0.00078245 = 2.8951 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3717 = 1.8585 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3716 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 38 @ 0.37064526 = 14.0845 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.37 = 2.96 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.36108432 = 2.5276 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36 = 0.72 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00066 = 0.66 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.03289999 = 0.1974 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.39 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 117 @ 0.00208549 = 0.244 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2000 @ 0.00066 = 1.32 BTC [+]
    
    thestringpuller: ;;seen jurov
    
    gribble: jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 9 hours, 6 minutes, and 32 seconds ago: <jurov> thestringpuller: looks like not
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.00012482 = 1.2482 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.39 = 1.56 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 472 @ 0.002085 = 0.9841 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 428 @ 0.00208549 = 0.8926 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    thestringpuller: ;;seen jurov`
    
    gribble: jurov` was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 8 hours, 5 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <jurov`> oh, wait for the withdrawal symptoms first
    
    
    
    ozbot: Motherfucking Website
    
    dub: wheres the css
    
    thestringpuller: i think mircea would applaud that site
    
    Namworld: Yeah, but there's a lot of processing power and bandwidth available nowadays. Less agricultural and industrial jobs. We need to do something with all those resources. Why not pay someone for a nice bunch of css and images?
    
    Namworld: When there's more resources than needed, spend it on non-essentials like aesthetics.
    
    Tulak_: morning
    
    BingoBoingo: Morning Tulak_ seems from the logs you've started your reading in period.
    
    Tulak_: BingoBoingo, wait what
    
    BingoBoingo: Tulak_: The period of reading, lurking moar and asking questions before you try to do something.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: for your enjoyment: http://trilema.com/2013/unsorted-collection-of-various-cardano-related-updates-spurious-pics/
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I read it and it is beautiful. The amount of disclosure you are offering is great.
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: to see 'how the sausage is made.'
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.15 = 0.3 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.1 = 0.2 BTC [-]
    
    Tulak_: a big fuckyou to wifi-usb-adapter manifacturers
    
    Tulak_: go fuck yourselves in the butt you moronfucks
    
    Tulak_: it gave out on me
    
    Tulak_: just like that
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Of course. I don't know what much of the squeamishness about sausage making comes from. Much of the offal going into it includes the most delicious parts of the animal. At least until you start looking at the industrial scale chemical and mechanical processes.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 760 @ 0.00066 = 0.5016 BTC [+]
    
    Tulak_: BingoBoingo, yes I have been lurking a bit more now that I found this delicate channel
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13200 @ 0.00078047 = 10.3022 BTC [-]
    
    Tulak_: Man+
    
    Tulak_: i'm getting attached to this chat
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3233 @ 0.0001249 = 0.4038 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1011 @ 0.000125 = 0.1264 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4277 @ 0.00078296 = 3.3487 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    thestringpuller: We are glad to have you Tulak
    
    thestringpuller: Tulak_ **
    
    thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: lurking only gets you so far
    
    thestringpuller: sometimes you have to do
    
    BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Sure
    
    Tulak_: thestringpuller, making me blush
    
    Tulak_: I need a unique nickname
    
    thestringpuller: i guess do while you lurk, and while you lurk-do, affect as little as possible
    
    thestringpuller: we need a tao of of bitcoin
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.0020855 = 0.1481 BTC [+]
    
    Tulak_: Still building my power structure to take mircea's head, eventually
    
    wao-ender: Tulak_: what you are building?
    
    Tulak_: my power structure
    
    Tulak_: as a sith apprentice, I need connections
    
    Tulak_: before I can get a spot in the upper echelon of dromund kaas
    
    Tulak_: man, women wrestling is just odd
    
    Tulak_: they eliminate each other after one move? what the fark
    
    Tulak_: out for a sec
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 11 @ 0.15 = 1.65 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 233 @ 0.00066 = 0.1538 BTC [+]
    
    Tulak_: anyone know more about goat of the bitcointalk forums
    
    thestringpuller: what you wanna kno?
    
    thestringpuller: he ran to thailand
    
    thestringpuller: ;;seen Chaang-Noi
    
    gribble: Chaang-Noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 4 days, 8 hours, 2 minutes, and 29 seconds ago: <chaang-noi> 420, so who is lighting up in celibration? :)
    
    Tulak_: nothing in particular
    
    Tulak_: I just read about people complaining about him on the forums lol
    
    
    
    ozbot: web slicer claimed i scammed him for 10 btc. not true.
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rate mike_c +1 a customer
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user mike_c has been recorded.
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rated BingoBoingo
    
    gribble: You have not yet rated user BingoBoingo
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rate BingoBoingo +1 did a thing for me.
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user BingoBoingo has been recorded.
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rated davout
    
    gribble: You have not yet rated user davout
    
    kakobrekla: ;;rate davout +1 scammed bettors on bitbet. on a serious note, cool frenchie.
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user davout has been recorded.
    
    Tulak_: kakobrekla on a ratingspree
    
    Tulak_: multirate!
    
    Tulak_: ultrarate
    
    Tulak_: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmonsterrate
    
    kakobrekla: UT?
    
    Tulak_: Unreal Rating Tournament 2013
    
    kakobrekla: hehe
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 757 @ 0.00066 = 0.4996 BTC [+]
    
    Tulak_: your time is up, my time is now
    
    Tulak_: you cant see me
    
    Tulak_: ;;rate Tulak_ cool guy, is lurker and doesnt afraid of anything
    
    gribble: Error: 'cool' is not a valid integer.
    
    Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 800.24531, Best ask: 800.30002, Bid-ask spread: 0.05471, Last trade: 803.3685, 24 hour volume: 22477.37901522, 24 hour low: 745.2, 24 hour high: 855.0, 24 hour vwap: 801.04072
    
    kakobrekla: you even in the wot Tulak_?
    
    Tulak_: no
    
    Tulak_: mircea told me to get into a wot
    
    Tulak_: or wok
    
    kakobrekla: you can get connections without wok
    
    Tulak_: guess its the rating thingy
    
    kakobrekla: and you cant overthrow mp without connections
    
    Tulak_: what
    
    Tulak_: one step at the time
    
    Tulak_: first we topple the pro american government of all european states
    
    Tulak_: and then we will create a socialist stronghold in the midst of central europe
    
    kakobrekla: defo need a wot for dat
    
    Tulak_: well after edward snowden
    
    Tulak_: not many are so pro americano anymore :D
    
    BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Thanks for the rating. you ever manage to find an acceptable bar code scanner?
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 801.47705, Best ask: 803.39209, Bid-ask spread: 1.91504, Last trade: 803.39209, 24 hour volume: 22521.94931451, 24 hour low: 745.2, 24 hour high: 855.0, 24 hour vwap: 801.05766
    
    kakobrekla: well, the other one that he suggested kinda sorta does the job according to some sources, but there are better ones outthere, and no I still havent opted for one, i will have to soon though, just in a middle of cockpit renovation and ill have the scanner too by the time im done with it
    
    kakobrekla: unless
    
    kakobrekla: i come up with a better solution.
    
    Tulak_: Wish I had taken the right job 2 years ago
    
    Tulak_: but I opted for a government job
    
    Tulak_: fk that
    
    Tulak_: talk abou better solutions
    
    kakobrekla: the only good job is no job
    
    Tulak_: naw
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 250 @ 0.002074 = 0.5185 BTC [-]
    
    kakobrekla: i heard job means just over broke or smth
    
    Tulak_: what
    
    Tulak_: I dont understand :(
    
    kakobrekla: which part
    
    Tulak_: whats over broke
    
    kakobrekla: is it really that incomprehensible?
    
    Tulak_: no, my english sucks
    
    Tulak_: the fault is on my end
    
    kakobrekla: also BingoBoingo, you can get good ones for about 400-500, so a grad for two to go bothways.
    
    kakobrekla: a grand seems silly for such a retarded device, while android phone does same for 20$
    
    kakobrekla: but on the other hand whats a grand vs a million you are protecting
    
    Tulak_: true that
    
    Tulak_: so you are sitting on a million?
    
    kakobrekla: i may or i may not
    
    BingoBoingo: True kakobrekla. With the non-Android phone option you are largely paying for the things you don't have to worry about.
    
    thestringpuller: who in this channel wouldn't be sitting on some money?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 155 @ 0.00066 = 0.1023 BTC [+]
    
    Tulak_: thestringpuller, thats the milliion dollar question
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 300 @ 0.00066 = 0.198 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 48 @ 0.35583375 = 17.08 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34979173 = 0.6996 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.34158235 = 5.8069 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;rate jurov 2 Holds some of my BTC in his brokerage
    
    gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;rate jurov 2 Holds some of my BTC in his brokerage
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user jurov has been recorded.
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;rate asciilifeform 2 Making computing sane
    
    gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user asciilifeform has been recorded.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3411 BTC [-]
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: thanks, but early praise. haven't made much sane quite yet. mebbe driven a few people insane though. perhaps that counts for something.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.34020008 = 5.103 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.34 = 5.1 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, you've increased the standard of disclosure for the development of RNGs more in the past few weeks than NIST has in its existence
    
    asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: wait till we print the full shebang.
    
    asciilifeform: RNG isn't exactly an unexplored field, but there are many opportunities for fukuppy.
    
    asciilifeform: and much of what's been printed on the subject is garbage.
    
    asciilifeform: the principal twist here is that it isn't enough to print the design of an RNG
    
    asciilifeform: it has to be made of discrete components, that one can reach with a commonplace probe.
    
    asciilifeform: and, if desired, source from any old junk pile
    
    asciilifeform: or country of one's choosing
    
    asciilifeform: all the available commercial offerings (afaik) fail this standard.
    
    asciilifeform: on the contrary, the usual practice is to pot the damn thing in epoxy, or worse
    
    Bugpowder: ;;gribble tslb
    
    gribble: yes I am gribble. why do you keep bothering me?
    
    asciilifeform: (e.g. intel's crock of shit)
    
    BingoBoingo: Yeah, also I imagine an RNG is a pieces of hardware where shrinking the node size is detrimental. Probing things best measured in nanometers seems like an expensive proposition.
    
    asciilifeform: an rng integrated on chip is suitable for a game machine and little else. and even this given the condition that the game is never to be played on wager.
    
    BingoBoingo: I imagine the cardono's RNG board might find a market in academia where decent random numbers are needed for certain types of statistical work
    
    asciilifeform: in academia, even the RAND Corp. 'One Million Random Numbers' book would usually suffice.
    
    BingoBoingo: For most purposes I imagine RAND's One million numbers with 100,000 normal deviates would probably be preferable to most current computer RNGs, though the RAND book would be horrible for creating a one time pad.
    
    asciilifeform: the essential, non-negotiable property of an rng suitable for crypto is that its output must not be readily available to the enemy.
    
    asciilifeform: this isn't exactly deep science, really.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 570 @ 0.00325042 = 1.8527 BTC [-] {15} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Well, that has always been an obstacle to secure implementation of OTP schemes in practice.
    
    BingoBoingo: Shannon security is an awfully elusive thing in reality.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.33566666 = 1.007 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 573 @ 0.00321143 = 1.8401 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.335 BTC [-]
    
    thestringpuller: khalil gibran
    
    thestringpuller: Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
    
    benkay: what kind of hashing scenario would target fpga's well?
    
    thestringpuller: benkay mah nigga
    
    benkay: sup mon cousine
    
    benkay: mah?
    
    benkay: is cousine feminine?
    
    benkay: bah
    
    benkay: it should be cousin. and mon.
    
    thestringpuller: lol
    
    thestringpuller: sup cuz
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.10999999 = 0.22 BTC [+]
    
    benkay: jurov what is this http://live.coinbr.com/?mpsic=S.MPOE
    
    benkay: dah nevermind.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 142 @ 0.00320373 = 0.4549 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    Bugpowder: MIDAS engine up on Gox
    
    kakobrekla: brace for impact
    
    thestringpuller: wait MIDAS is live?
    
    Bugpowder: not sure
    
    Bugpowder: new interface
    
    Bugpowder: at least
    
    thestringpuller: hmm
    
    thestringpuller: what's the action Bugpowder ?
    
    thestringpuller: go short?
    
    Bugpowder: Buying PPC
    
    thestringpuller: stay long?
    
    thestringpuller: PPC?!?
    
    Bugpowder: due to the NYT article
    
    thestringpuller: always new
    
    Bugpowder: http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/11/24/in-bitcoins-orbit-rival-virtual-currencies-vie-for-acceptance/?_r=2&
    
    Bugpowder: just hit the wire
    
    Bugpowder: who knows
    
    Bugpowder: fuck tha pats
    
    Bugpowder: I have .23 BTC on the Broncos
    
    Bugpowder: was looking so good
    
    thestringpuller: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 271367 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 792 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 20 hours, 36 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 684786858.857 | Estimated Percent Change: 12.35543
    
    thestringpuller: amazing ipo
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticer
    
    gribble: Error: "ticer" is not a valid command.
    
    thestringpuller: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 784.2, Best ask: 792.88996, Bid-ask spread: 8.68996, Last trade: 780.0, 24 hour volume: 19875.24686197, 24 hour low: 751.26582, 24 hour high: 855.0, 24 hour vwap: 809.82644
    
    thestringpuller: ;;bc,24hprc
    
    gribble: Error: Failed to retrieve data. Try again later.