wxf: kakobrekla
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7298 BTC [+]
    
    KRS1: thanks for sharing mircea..i handle SSL certs for the company I work for
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 500000 @ 0.0001 = 50 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.73175999 = 3.6588 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00089165 = 3.0316 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 203 @ 0.00648816 = 1.3171 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 146 @ 0.00659756 = 0.9632 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 16 @ 0.0066 = 0.1056 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0056 = 0.28 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.749 = 3.745 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 797 @ 0.00089165 = 0.7106 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 631 @ 0.00089211 = 0.5629 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9034 @ 0.00088907 = 8.0319 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 17 @ 0.0069999 = 0.119 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2300 @ 0.00089248 = 2.0527 BTC [+]
    
    b0n1: hey! Is there something like goxtools for btcchina?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 63 @ 0.00585001 = 0.3686 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6650 @ 0.00089347 = 5.9416 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00648999 = 0.2271 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.75 = 1.5 BTC [+]
    
    kakobrekla: what was the wxf's hostname?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00089253 = 3.3916 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 45 @ 0.006 = 0.27 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.36000002 = 1.08 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.75222222 = 6.77 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 130 @ 0.00648076 = 0.8425 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 47 @ 0.00648999 = 0.305 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00017994 = 0.8997 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4400 @ 0.00089121 = 3.9213 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.789 = 3.945 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3548 @ 0.00089165 = 3.1636 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2550 @ 0.00089171 = 2.2739 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 0.0693 = 0.693 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.789999 = 2.37 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4100 @ 0.00088914 = 3.6455 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.7899996 = 7.9 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.79 = 2.37 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.79979998 BTC [+]
    
    jurov: "Bitcoin 2013 Revolutionary Money Making! Build your own Cloud Miner! Actual Now" so now i get bitcoin spam, nice
    
    kakobrekla: its been crazy for last 2 weeks
    
    jurov: there was other one supposedly from bitcoin.org, too
    
    kakobrekla: i get like 5 emails a day
    
    kakobrekla: btc spam
    
    kakobrekla: or scam
    
    kakobrekla: not sure how many gets stopped by the spam filter
    
    kakobrekla: but that much gets through
    
    jurov: yes there were some in spam folder
    
    jurov: donate to bitcoin fundation! 1PPqWCmzDeBxgtfwNPqekzHBTzxnkXba5i lol
    
    jurov: and also LTC:   LLqWMnmCA2D51Lc5eSt5zaMADVgFRMEAzs moar lol
    
    kakobrekla: yeah
    
    kakobrekla: i think its unrealted to bitcointalk hack
    
    kakobrekla: cause its comming via some other mail
    
    kakobrekla: then what im using there
    
    kakobrekla: but it did start around that time
    
    jurov: this definitely came to my email not used for bitctalk
    
    jurov: but rly, bitcoin foundation accepting litecoin donations... makes me giggle
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 109 @ 0.00648999 = 0.7074 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0065 = 0.13 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.0065 = 0.52 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00667 = 0.2001 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00689928 = 1.0349 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 26 @ 0.00689999 = 0.1794 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 47 @ 0.00689999 = 0.3243 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.849999 = 2.55 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00246998 = 1.235 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 407 @ 0.00719667 = 2.929 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.849999 = 2.55 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1550 @ 0.00089171 = 1.3822 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 171 @ 0.0072397 = 1.238 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10300 @ 0.00089177 = 9.1852 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0074 = 0.37 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    ozbot: BITCOIN 14: Workshop on Bitcoin Research 2014 (Call for Papers)
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.849999 = 2.55 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00748999 = 0.2996 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21650 @ 0.00088855 = 19.2371 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.8 = 3.2 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 281 @ 0.00748999 = 2.1047 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 100000 @ 0.0001 = 10 BTC
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.8 = 7.2 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.00122 = 0.122 BTC [-]
    
    pankkake: so, bitcoin is 2 billion usd now
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00089284 = 1.7857 BTC [+]
    
    JWU42: ;;seen burnside
    
    gribble: burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 12 weeks, 2 days, 17 hours, 16 minutes, and 1 second ago: <burnside> lol
    
    JWU42: well that won't work
    
    JWU42: hrm
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.8 BTC [-]
    
    pankkake: his last words were relevant
    
    JWU42: pankkake: heh
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
    
    Namworld: Burnside: "lel! Fuck all these regulations and red tape and planning, I'm out of here. (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ┻━┻"
    
    Vexual: unbeliezable
    
    Namworld: Burnside wasn't in Belize himself tho...
    
    Vexual: no, and im sure he'll kick himself for not making a different move
    
    Vexual: uncle sam would do well to provide competent bitcoin lawyers instead of food stamps for a few weeks
    
    Vexual: that wouldnt be very satoshi tho
    
    Vexual: i guess burnside will get a job at facebook
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.144 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4900 @ 0.00089284 = 4.3749 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00772631 = 0.1468 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1500 @ 0.00088987 = 1.3348 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: i hope the possums don't eat all my mangos before i get some
    
    Vexual: ill wait until they're mostly ripe
    
    Vexual: hey
    
    mircea_popescu: ahoy.
    
    Vexual: i was running out of m p sentences to summon you cap'n
    
    mircea_popescu: lol
    
    Vexual: theres always a healthy dose of vitamin truth in my foolishness
    
    Scrat: oy vey
    
    Vexual: yey
    
    mircea_popescu: "Thanks to Adrien Chen, the whole internet knew about Silk Road"
    
    mircea_popescu: dude these media fuckwits need to get a grip.
    
    Vexual: whats a chen?
    
    mircea_popescu: nobody ever heard or ever gave a shit about all their little self-famous circlejerk
    
    mircea_popescu: Vexual some gawker nobody.
    
    Vexual: well whoever dpr was, he wouldna got so much money if people hadnt heard
    
    Vexual: and thats why that guy got busted, coz the shit went bubblegum, and the real dpr didnt want the trouble
    
    mircea_popescu: but people didn't hear from some schmuck the other media schmucks know
    
    mircea_popescu: because people don't give a shit about gawker, and conde nast, and all the rest of it.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8796 @ 0.00088986 = 7.8272 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Vexual: i couldnt even tell you the url for gawker
    
    Vexual: i couldnt find a broken gpg key to check your checker with
    
    mircea_popescu: so check it with a not broker one
    
    Vexual: eh
    
    mircea_popescu: "No explanation is necessary for why our hero can hear a ringing telephone but not the movie's soundtrack, or why the space ship is menaced by the Negative Space Wedgie, but not by the opening credits drifting by outside the ship"
    
    mircea_popescu: tvtropes might be the best website on the internets.
    
    Vexual: im just thinking and i can't think of one website i need to see, what is this?
    
    Vexual: do i look everyday?
    
    
    
    ozbot: WesternAnimation/Animaniacs - Television Tropes & Idioms
    
    Vexual: i see anime and skimask ads
    
    Vexual: speaking of speilbeg, ive been attempting kubrik, and ive come to the conclusion that hes a bit crap
    
    Vexual: good crap. comptetant
    
    Vexual: id love to se what speilberg could do with 2 hours of film if he went weird
    
    
    
    ozbot: Family Dog - K9 Terror - YouTube
    
    KRS1: ;;sell 1000
    
    gribble: (sell <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for <amount> units of <thing, at a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, low, or avg (1 more message)
    
    KRS1: ;;sell 1000 @ 185
    
    gribble: (sell <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for <amount> units of <thing, at a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, low, or avg (1 more message)
    
    BigBitz: ;;market sell 1000
    
    gribble: A market order to sell 1000 bitcoins right now would net 182283.1834 USD and would take the last price down to 181.0100 USD, resulting in an average price of 182.2832 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0004 seconds
    
    KRS1: ah thanks
    
    BigBitz: np :)
    
    KRS1: just seeing what this sell order for 1000 btc or so will do
    
    KRS1: not much apparently
    
    BigBitz: You're selling 1000BTC?
    
    mircea_popescu: da fuck 182 ?@
    
    mircea_popescu: $avg
    
    mpexbot: mircea_popescu: 166.30
    
    Vexual: got hit 197 AUD tonight
    
    mircea_popescu: whoa how long have i been asleep
    
    Vexual: *x
    
    KRS1: idk..its tuesday.
    
    KRS1: not me..i saw an order for that
    
    Vexual: everyones buying bitcoin for xmas
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00088988 = 7.119 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    KRS1: im gonna buy some for my landscaper
    
    Vexual: is she hot?
    
    mircea_popescu: so we see 500 this year is the idea here ?
    
    Vexual: 300 feels limit before 14
    
    Vexual: after that, you divide 70billion by 21 million
    
    Namworld: The idea is people go crazy upward, downward, sideway
    
    Namworld: and prices move erratically and dramatically
    
    mircea_popescu: Namworld i would say this lift is legit.
    
    mircea_popescu: we are just that big.
    
    BigBitz: I should sell my casascius coins, right ?
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe next week or w/e
    
    Namworld: Are you sarcastic or...?
    
    mircea_popescu: Namworld nah, straight up.
    
    Vexual: all the computers
    
    Namworld: As much as I believe in Bitcoin's growth, I don't believe in overnight 10-30% changes
    
    Vexual: remember email?
    
    Vexual: can't i just email you?
    
    Vexual: nope
    
    Vexual: now, yes
    
    Vexual: its an unstoppable internet protocol for money
    
    Vexual: deal with it
    
    mircea_popescu: Namworld well, allignment to secular implicit value will happen in spurts and bursts.
    
    mircea_popescu: looking from the other way, some such sudden moves are legit, some aren't.
    
    mircea_popescu: bitcoin has been accumulating major strengths over the past 6 months the price flatlined. an upmove isn't that big a deal really.
    
    Vexual: this aint sghit
    
    mircea_popescu: consider : difficulty up 1k%, clear proof delivered that sr didn't matter for bitcoin, and that usg doesn't matter for bitcoin...
    
    Namworld: Well we'll have to see. I've seen quick, wavering up and downs like the market can't make up it's mind.
    
    mircea_popescu: governments throwing in the haughty towel and getting in line to mine like anyone else...
    
    BigBitz: This is sell offs in BTC on MTGox/Bitstamp.
    
    mircea_popescu: we're sensibly closer to world domination today than in march.
    
    BigBitz: People who don't want to give into the AML/KYC.
    
    BigBitz: When this is done it will plummet again.
    
    Namworld: Maybe. I can't really believe it yet.
    
    mircea_popescu: Namworld imo it's wealth realingning. X value btc is held by a different set of owners than 2X value btc.
    
    Namworld: Although such a rising price certainly can't hurt my finances.
    
    Vexual: u better check your head nam, this iz interenet business
    
    mircea_popescu: it just burns holes when kept in the wrong pockets
    
    Vexual: gotta spend some for sure
    
    Vexual: satoshi was very clever
    
    Namworld: Well off I go, goodbye. Will have to keep updated on price movements later.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.85791665 = 5.1475 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00802799 = 0.4014 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00828999 = 0.3565 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 57 @ 0.00828999 = 0.4725 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: there hasnt been a real new ip sonce <1990
    
    Vexual: skype doent count
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 634 @ 0.00726854 = 4.6083 BTC [-] {8} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.74200002 = 6.678 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 41 @ 0.73329414 = 30.0651 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    Vexual: friecats woth half a billion now?
    
    mircea_popescu: nothing changed, btc went up about what am went down
    
    Vexual: that cat is good at playing currencies
    
    Vexual: e can sell 1000s privately
    
    Vexual: no problemo
    
    Vexual: cheap design, slaves, baldes, bitcoin
    
    Vexual: he'll do it again
    
    pankkake: bald slaves?
    
    Vexual: typo
    
    Vexual: blade
    
    Vexual: his little noodle sluping kids will inherit the business and keep doing it
    
    Vexual: im sure his best slaves get brazillians tho, we've got a global culture now
    
    Vexual: i trust the market on am valuation, there is no other metric
    
    Vexual: except for whats in the bank
    
    Vexual: + whatever 1 crazy chinese is worth
    
    pankkake: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 264662 | Current Difficulty: 2.677312494824211E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 266111 | Next Difficulty In: 1449 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 19 hours, 16 minutes, and 3 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 344240533.308 | Estimated Percent Change: 28.5769
    
    pankkake: wow, are we going to see more than 40% this time?
    
    yeahyeah: yes
    
    Vexual: my 7770 his a block very week
    
    Vexual: but im goot at rain dances
    
    Vexual: hehe mobgod
    
    MobGod: sup Vexual
    
    Vexual: what is up
    
    MobGod: nothing much you
    
    virtuals: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 189.00000, Best ask: 189.33287, Bid-ask spread: 0.33287, Last trade: 188.75001, 24 hour volume: 48040.76900124, 24 hour low: 162.03400, 24 hour high: 195.83267, 24 hour vwap: 177.23521
    
    MobGod: thought you need me lol
    
    MobGod: guess you were laughing at the part and rejoin
    
    Vexual: he he hgow quikly we forget
    
    MobGod: refresh my memory please
    
    Vexual: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KkMItZfxr7w/SYdrLBtGRbI/AAAAAAAAAZk/PnnWogGY83o/s400/lake-arlington-gold-chain.jpg
    
    MobGod: i've been AFK for a bit
    
    Vexual: yes you sold all your coin for silver at 60
    
    MobGod: not all
    
    MobGod: i still have plenty in my eyes
    
    MobGod: Vexual i turned my silver into gold also i'm doing ok
    
    MobGod: proubly not where i could have been but i'm not hurting thats for sure
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11079 @ 0.00089284 = 9.8918 BTC [+]
    
    Vexual: well if you want precious metal buy gold
    
    Vexual: silver makes a nice butt plug
    
    MobGod: lol i've been buying gold
    
    MobGod: well what i can get my hands on
    
    mircea_popescu: Vexual i recall the argument re silver about three months ago
    
    mircea_popescu: goat got really frazzled we were lauighiong at his silver.
    
    Vexual: i wasnt there mp
    
    Vexual: goat got a butt plug? dont surprise me
    
    Vexual: if you want gold, go dig up papua new guinea
    
    MobGod: haha
    
    Vexual: but you can take excitable maidens and money and boom sticks and the cheif will still eat your head for dinner
    
    Vexual: hes not savage tho, he just knows you're an idiot for thinking you can get a bulldozer in
    
    mircea_popescu: actually they want to dig up romania
    
    mircea_popescu: there's ~2bn in gold under a mountain in the nw
    
    Vexual: for gold?
    
    mircea_popescu: plus w/e, 10-50bn in other rare metals.
    
    Vexual: who owns it?
    
    Vexual: some russian gangster
    
    Vexual: ?
    
    mircea_popescu: it ? nobody owns it.
    
    Vexual: mineral rights, somwone must own it, romainia is quite civilized
    
    Vexual: like 5000 years civilized
    
    mircea_popescu: which is why you have to get the state to approve your project.
    
    mircea_popescu: which in this case takes a parliament vote
    
    mircea_popescu: which has been sought for about 12 years by now
    
    Vexual: they don't think it's viable, or environmental concerns?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7350 @ 0.00089284 = 6.5624 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: people just don't want it.
    
    Vexual: romania makes more bitcoin than gold
    
    Vexual: cool
    
    Vexual: is it a nice mountain?
    
    mircea_popescu: well, here's the thing : the romans knew therte's gold there
    
    mircea_popescu: probably the most extensive and best preserved roman gold exploitation in the world.
    
    Vexual: no shit
    
    Vexual: is fossiking allowed?
    
    mircea_popescu: sure, you can go in
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.75000001 = 2.25 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: romania is very lax, there's an ancient roman bath some other place which is still watered and you can just go swim
    
    Vexual: minelab gpx 5000
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.74675 = 4.4805 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Vexual: maidens?
    
    Vexual: are there any left in romania that havent been with mp?
    
    pankkake: http://archive.lewrockwell.com/north/north436.html on why silver isn't that great
    
    pankkake: Vexual> silver makes a nice butt plug <- eh, many people are allergic to silver
    
    Vexual: tarnishes the anus
    
    pankkake: so gold (or of course titanium) is probably better
    
    mircea_popescu: alergic o silver?!
    
    Vexual: anal bead made of several pecious metals on a string is a lovely gift for tht special somene
    
    mircea_popescu: this is weird tho, allergies are immune mediated inflamatory responses
    
    mircea_popescu: they should be to proteins, what marker recognises silver ?!
    
    pankkake: hmm actually it looks like it's not the silver that's causing the problem, but nickel
    
    Vexual: allergies are for wuss
    
    pankkake: so .999 silver butt plug should be ok :)
    
    mircea_popescu: thats a toxic reaction not an allergy
    
    Vexual: pankakke, fine silver anal expander eh?
    
    mircea_popescu: copper oxide is also toxic, for that matter, which is why copper dildoes aren;'t a great idea
    
    Vexual: especially in a thundrrstorm with ones cunt to the sky
    
    
    
    ozbot: 14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy | Cracked.com
    
    pankkake: > Silver Butt Plug, With Horse Tail
    
    pankkake: it's not that expensive too
    
    pankkake: I'd buy it, if I had a girl to put it into :/
    
    Vexual: dont ask cracked, ask me, i am competant at metalurgial jewelry with respect to sex toys
    
    Vexual: you got no girl pankakke?
    
    pankkake: no
    
    Vexual: u allergic?
    
    pankkake: haha
    
    Vexual: get the diamond encrusted butt plug first, show it to some ladies
    
    Vexual: you're sure to find a real gem
    
    pankkake: eh. the rosebuds?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.7509 = 7.509 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    Vexual: get a suit cut, strut paris, you be geeting your dick sucked before the sun comes up
    
    
    
    pankkake: :/
    
    Vexual: no
    
    KRS1: oh
    
    Vexual: im not clicking that
    
    KRS1: Vexual: that song Pound Power is great.
    
    Vexual: u love it
    
    KRS1: if you click that i'll love it
    
    Vexual: just make sure those ssl certs are up to date fuckwit
    
    pankkake: when I registered my main domain (headfucking.net) I remember hesitating with prolapsis
    
    pankkake: but it was taken
    
    mircea_popescu: <Vexual> u allergic? << win
    
    mircea_popescu: (there exist girls actually allergic to cum btw)
    
    Vexual: and you wonder why you dont have a girl pankakke?
    
    Vexual: not after me mp
    
    pankkake: yeah, skin allergy to cum
    
    pankkake: they can still swallow
    
    Vexual: immersion therapy
    
    Vexual: thats stupid, id like to retract that
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00089326 = 5.2702 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: The invention of the Chop-O-Matic caused a problem that marked the entrance of Ron Popeil into television. It turned out that the Chop-O-Matic was so efficient at chopping vegetables, that it was impractical for salesmen to carry the vegetables they needed to chop.
    
    Vexual: and so it goes
    
    Vexual: if they put the carrot in slowly
    
    Vexual: less is more
    
    
    
    Vexual: that better not be an anal prolapse
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4977 @ 0.00088997 = 4.4294 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    Vexual: nope
    
    Vexual: just a dead hooker
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.00017994 = 0.8997 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: she's not a hooker, she just wants to one day be an actress.
    
    assbot: Last 8 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1422451/plain/)
    
    mircea_popescu: !b 8
    
    Vexual: well shed be rich and alive if she was working with us mp
    
    Vexual: prosterity? :)
    
    mircea_popescu: so everyone, go buy some sugar while stocks last.
    
    mircea_popescu: brazil just went out of the trade.
    
    Vexual: what?
    
    mircea_popescu: "A fire ravaged Copersucar's sugar terminal in Brazil on Friday, paralyzing operations of the world's biggest sugar trader and putting 10 million tonnes of export capacity offline for six months or more."
    
    Vexual: port operations?
    
    mircea_popescu: pity i don't stioll have the sugar futures lol
    
    Vexual: have you seen those guys? they could load a freighter by hand just as fast
    
    mircea_popescu: they'd have conceivably went up enough to stay flat in btc
    
    mircea_popescu: well like 1/4mn tons of sugar also burned.
    
    mircea_popescu: imagine the smells
    
    Vexual: ongoing suger farms are the most expensive land parcels around here
    
    pankkake: perhaps people will eat healthy now
    
    mircea_popescu: sugar is healthy.
    
    mircea_popescu: what's not healthy is too much sugar, or any amt of sugar substitutes.
    
    Vexual: too much rhum isnt healthy
    
    Vexual: unless you're made of not-wuss
    
    Vexual: we make mango and bacardi daquaris here once a year, theres never enough lavatories
    
    Vexual: its not the sugar that gets you
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 850 @ 0.00048247 = 0.4101 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    Vexual: drink a half of smirnoff and eat half a kilo of dried apricots for half an approximation of a northern australian mango festival
    
    Vexual: it wont hurt you
    
    Vexual: unless you have hyperosima
    
    Vexual: pankakke, i have placed a personal ad for you in broken french
    
    pankkake: :/
    
    Vexual: i made you sound pitiful
    
    pankkake: that won't work
    
    Vexual: leggy models preffered
    
    pankkake: ew
    
    Vexual: larger cake fanciers?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5370 @ 0.00088975 = 4.778 BTC [-]
    
    pankkake: indeed. and shorter
    
    Vexual: well ill have to send them styraight to you, i dont want to vet them
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15910 @ 0.0008873 = 14.1169 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    Vexual: wealthy pervert seeks sturdy smaller lady immediately
    
    Vexual: i can't translate
    
    pankkake: I'm not wealthy
    
    Vexual: is there a word than means wealthyish?
    
    Vexual: how about we say fantastic instead of wealthy? would that fit?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.805 = 1.61 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    pankkake: I guess
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.8190069 = 1.638 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3950 @ 0.00088396 = 3.4916 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: goodnight $100 btc
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 187.47398, Best ask: 187.99995, Bid-ask spread: 0.52597, Last trade: 187.10056, 24 hour volume: 45552.55595661, 24 hour low: 162.56145, 24 hour high: 195.83267, 24 hour vwap: 178.96398
    
    dexX7: mircea_popescu: you once said "the problem with ssl are the CAs".. so what's your take on issuing your own certificate? i'm aware that users would have to install them themselfs etc., but is there any downsite with ssl by itself?
    
    
    
    ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    mircea_popescu: there are numerous things that are wrong with the https implementation on multiple levels.
    
    mircea_popescu: some could be solved with better implementation, which will never happen. some could not.
    
    dexX7: hm.. so what's the solution then?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1967 @ 0.00088396 = 1.7387 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: not using https for any sensitive material. if it's more than the login to some forum/blog/whatever of no consequence, it's no good.
    
    asciilifeform: dexX7: the solution is to use crypto which isn't '90s key escrow wine in a new bottle.
    
    BigBitz: What's wrong with HTTPS/TLS3 ?
    
    BigBitz: or are you discussing the fact that the root CAs could be owned?
    
    mircea_popescu: simply pointing out that the website login model is inadequate for any bitcoin anything.
    
    asciilifeform: BigBitz: you still think it is a 'could' rather than an 'are' ?
    
    BigBitz: asciilifeform that's a debate you could have forever and ever and ever :)
    
    BigBitz: should/could/would/had/if/when/then replace it how you want.
    
    asciilifeform: BigBitz: no. when some other fellow has a master key to your treasurebox, you're pwned by definition. whether he's bothered to paw through it yet, or not.
    
    BigBitz: That's a foolish conception.
    
    BigBitz: IF you thought that you'd never do anything in life, ever.
    
    mircea_popescu: i am not having any debate. im simply pointing out the facts of the matter.
    
    mircea_popescu: people inclined to debate with reality are welcome to their untimely demise.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.78 = 2.34 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;nethash
    
    gribble: 2710671.83678
    
    pankkake: "Sorry that you are leaving, I wish I could too, but I have a lot of responsibility to all the shareholder that are staying." kSLAUGHTER
    
    mircea_popescu: so this is knc announcing it only has one shareholder ?
    
    pankkake: knc?
    
    pankkake: it's the notsoactivemining guy
    
    mircea_popescu: a sorry. got them mixed up
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.73133333 = 6.582 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    
    
    ozbot: As Seen on TV - a tribute to doing it wrong - YouTube
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.36000002 = 0.72 BTC [-]
    
    virtuals: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 171.52762, Best ask: 175.00000, Bid-ask spread: 3.47238, Last trade: 175.00000, 24 hour volume: 53160.61716889, 24 hour low: 163.14133, 24 hour high: 195.83267, 24 hour vwap: 179.53753
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 750 @ 0.00225 = 1.6875 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.77 = 5.39 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.0074 = 0.1332 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8024 @ 0.00088647 = 7.113 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 167 @ 0.00711778 = 1.1887 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.7025 = 5.62 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    mircea_popescu: and phuctor is over 250 keys loaded now.
    
    mircea_popescu: thanks everyone >D
    
    mod6: ;;bc,stats
    
    gribble: Current Blocks: 264704 | Current Difficulty: 2.677312494824211E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 266111 | Next Difficulty In: 1407 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 8 hours, 47 minutes, and 46 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 347388307.954 | Estimated Percent Change: 29.75262
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2076 @ 0.00088647 = 1.8403 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 175 @ 0.001199 = 0.2098 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 24 @ 0.0075 = 0.18 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.0075 = 0.375 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.77000001 = 1.54 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.0075 = 0.375 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.79 = 1.58 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 53 @ 0.36720402 = 19.4618 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 15 @ 0.0075 = 0.1125 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2725 @ 0.00088992 = 2.425 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7724 @ 0.00088922 = 6.8683 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 26 @ 0.0075 = 0.195 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 900 @ 0.00088494 = 0.7964 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 30 @ 0.0075 = 0.225 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: http://www.playdeb.net/ << for the lulz.
    
    ozbot: DNS points to prohibited IP | www.playdeb.net | CloudFlare
    
    mircea_popescu: cloudflare says your ip is 216.201.78.13 ?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 70 @ 0.0075 = 0.525 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 77 @ 0.0075 = 0.5775 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.009 = 0.225 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 14 @ 0.009 = 0.126 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6945 @ 0.00088488 = 6.1455 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.72 BTC [-]
    
    jurov: ;;bc,convert eur
    
    gribble: 1 BTC = 179.00002 U.S. dollars = 130.857533 Euros
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10227 @ 0.00089002 = 9.1022 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00691 = 0.691 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00691 = 0.2073 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 200 @ 0.00119005 = 0.238 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 100 @ 0.00118193 = 0.1182 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 263 @ 0.00691 = 1.8173 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1874 @ 0.00089015 = 1.6681 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.71055555 = 6.395 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3200 @ 0.00088608 = 2.8355 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 0.071 = 0.71 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6611 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.66101 = 5.9491 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 7 @ 0.0729 = 0.5103 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 395 @ 0.00669893 = 2.6461 BTC [-] {7} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 224 @ 0.00653479 = 1.4638 BTC [-] {6} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 222 @ 0.00600331 = 1.3327 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 4 @ 0.146 = 0.584 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3150 @ 0.0008856 = 2.7896 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1785 @ 0.00117718 = 2.1013 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 117 @ 0.00117309 = 0.1373 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.36300001 = 1.089 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 5000 @ 0.00061999 = 3.1 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11620 @ 0.00088517 = 10.2857 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10510 @ 0.00088657 = 9.3179 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    kakobrekla: says im not old enough to see it
    
    Namworld: We must be using a different google or something
    
    kakobrekla: the thing is persofuckinglized dood
    
    kakobrekla: i get completley diff results if i open private tab
    
    Namworld: Haha... wow, and I don't even have safe search on...
    
    Namworld: Something might be wrong with me...
    
    Namworld: oh... I get the same images as you
    
    Namworld: They're just all the way at the bottom
    
    kakobrekla: aha
    
    Namworld: My results are mostly deviantart robots... followed by randm web comics... followed by a whole lot of mixed google+, deviantart amd log.bitcoin-assets.com pictures
    
    Namworld: pictures associated to log.bitcoin-assets.com are weird...
    
    kakobrekla: well, we are a fun bunch
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 670 @ 0.00202 = 1.3534 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    Namworld: I think deviant would be a more appropriate term. Much more so than "deviant"art.
    
    kakobrekla: so neobee is now at 50% discount
    
    kakobrekla: or was ti 0.003?
    
    Namworld: Yeah, to me, whatever the price is, it's still infinite premium over 0
    
    mircea_popescu: i thought it ipod at 0.001 no ?
    
    kakobrekla: !t h neobee
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK:NEOBEE] 1D: 0.00150001 / 0.00180878 / 0.00246998 (19794 shares, 35.80302167 BTC), 7D: 0.00150001 / 0.00217264 / 0.00284900 (41823 shares, 90.86637261 BTC), 30D: 0.00150001 / 0.00287477 / 0.10000000 (319221 shares, 917.68672248 BTC)
    
    mircea_popescu: ah 0.0015 k
    
    kakobrekla: Private Tranche - 1,100,000 Shares - Sold privately to Angel Investors
    
    kakobrekla: Pre-IPVO Offering - 500,000 Shares @ 0.0025 BTC each
    
    kakobrekla: (Pre-IPVO Offering, available only to XBOND holders, see next section)
    
    kakobrekla: Public Offering - 8,000,000 Shares @ 0.003 BTC each
    
    mircea_popescu: oh ?!
    
    mircea_popescu: well the 0.003 ain't happening then.
    
    kakobrekla: what do you mean
    
    mircea_popescu: so wait. wait wait. of the 500k about 319k sold ?
    
    kakobrekla: it already happend
    
    mircea_popescu: so it didn't happen on havelock ?
    
    Namworld: Google images for log.bitcoin-assets.com shows the weirdest images... I think I'll blame .bait and also dub. For porn pics, mircea.
    
    kakobrekla: i dunno tbh, afaik it went live with 0.003 on all platforms at the time
    
    kakobrekla: prolly not all sold
    
    
    
    
    
    ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
    
    
    
    Namworld: I see work is still in progress.
    
    kakobrekla: the right one seems familiar
    
    mircea_popescu: meanwhile in godzilla land, http://intellihub.com/2013/08/01/you-wont-believe-whats-going-on-at-fukushima-right-now/
    
    Namworld: GOJIRA!!!
    
    Namworld: So, when's fusion technology going to be ready?
    
    freshcoin: hopefully tomorrow.
    
    mircea_popescu: two weeks.
    
    Namworld: lol, 2 weeks
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4950 @ 0.00088788 = 4.395 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 20 @ 0.07295994 = 1.4592 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    KRS1: i was speaking to a professor through an associate of mine who is using particle beams to heat up pellets to create the pressure needed to begin the fusion process they are very close
    
    KRS1: if or when this does come into practical use it will be a very different world.
    
    Namworld: They can already make fusion. They just can't keep it running to harness energy.
    
    KRS1: right..its not practical yet.
    
    KRS1: what happened with that company that was using plasma to destroy garbage and make energy..last i heard they were buying garbage from NYC
    
    
    
    ozbot: Plasco Energy Group
    
    KRS1: yeh kick ass
    
    KRS1: kick ass i love pics
    
    KRS1: damn I wanted to go to Japan one day too..gotta cross that off my list...although the monster sushi caused by the dna damage from the radiation might be rather tasty.
    
    KRS1: Japanese Hello Kitty girls too..hmm.
    
    Namworld: What did I say again about "deviant" being an appropriate term for bitcoin-assets?
    
    
    
    ozbot: So far:
    
    mircea_popescu: that thing's fascinating me atm
    
    mircea_popescu: almost manages to keep pace!
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2314 @ 0.00196389 = 4.5444 BTC [-] {7} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3500 @ 0.00088886 = 3.111 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    Diablo-D3: lol
    
    Diablo-D3: icebreaker is accusing me of stealing the btcmc shares
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5650 @ 0.00088788 = 5.0165 BTC [-]
    
    Namworld: He's not wrong. I still think you should have done a full liquidation and distributed whatever you got for that, then moved on to the reworking of your project.
    
    Diablo-D3: Namworld: I did do a full liquidation
    
    Diablo-D3: Namworld: problem is, no one is bidding on the yochdog debt, nor has he paid out
    
    Diablo-D3: theres nothing TO pay
    
    Namworld: Assuming it was auctioned off... I know BTCMC has currently nothing to give out.
    
    Diablo-D3: yes, and as I just said
    
    Diablo-D3: no one wants his debt
    
    Diablo-D3: because everyone knows its not worth a dime
    
    Namworld: I'm sure some people would bid something if it was auctioned off.
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7795 BTC [+]
    
    Namworld: Was there ever auction threads?
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 4 @ 0.0729999 = 0.292 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 38 @ 0.00698866 = 0.2656 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1600 @ 0.00088788 = 1.4206 BTC [-]
    
    Diablo-D3: Namworld: no.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00089122 = 4.2779 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00088806 = 4.8843 BTC [-]