mats: iirc second cousins are safe
    
    mats: asciilifeform: after some consultation with my betters, one had this to say: "I'm not sure you can blame that on undefined behavior, except insofar as a SIGFPE is just as valid as nasal demons and such at that point."
    
    mats: "it is not a case of the compiler doing something crazy because of undefined behavior."
    
    asciilifeform: mats: fact of the matter is, the machine behaves in a way which will probably surprise most readers.
    
    asciilifeform: that is worth rubbing in peoples' faces.
    
    mats: yes
    
    asciilifeform: whether the compiler, the os, or satan is to blame - is secondary
    
    asciilifeform: if the effect were not so brute, it would've made a good star in an 'underhanded c contest' entry.
    
    asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1188872 << mistake to symlink 'the west is moribund' and 'la ilaha illa'llah Muhammadun rasul Allah' (tm) (r)
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 00:48:54; mircea_popescu: decimation their branchline is in no sense backwards. it is currently the consensus of thinking people (alf said "ru", but really, i agree, everyone with any sense agrees, ru is no determinant) that they are in point of fact broadly correct,
    
    asciilifeform: very different items.
    
    
    
    assbot: Inbreeding | West Hunter ... ( http://bit.ly/1NHAN4l )
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: I've made those flamegraphs before, used 'perf' tool
    
    decimation: it comes with kernel
    
    asciilifeform: neat
    
    decimation: but getting it to cough up full stacktraces is a pain in the ass
    
    decimation: need libunwind, gdb configured correctly, etc
    
    decimation: actually gdb isn't involved
    
    asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1188887 << on top of this, the folks who informed 'amazon' and other usgtronic entities about the xen holes, etc. long before mortals were shown - are legitimate targets.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 01:24:01; mircea_popescu: "you wanted to benefit from responsible disclosure protections, you should have been in the wot" "but at the time i made that decision it seemed a no brainer, why expend the effort" "right. this is why you die."
    
    decimation: ironically usg uses the same formula for 'extending protection'
    
    asciilifeform: i personally refuse to make any distinction between someone who wrote, e.g., 'heartbleed', into existence - and some other fella who ~knew of it and didn't tell me~
    
    asciilifeform: they are exactly the same to me.
    
    decimation: even if done by mistake?
    
    asciilifeform: how am i to believe this?
    
    asciilifeform: every devil, great and small, held up by his hindlegs over the fire will say exactly same thing: 'mistake'
    
    decimation: true.
    
    decimation: then again, who are the innocents using openssl to secure themselves?
    
    asciilifeform: at any rate, the offenders for this last item are known, habitual, and loudly unrepentant.
    
    asciilifeform: what next, we are to care about the 'innocents' 'securing themselves' with winblows?
    
    asciilifeform: the hell they rot in is a strictly voluntary place
    
    decimation: well, then why not congratulate, rather than roast, said devil?
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: notice that 'winblows' now includes much of the unixlike world, in practice.
    
    asciilifeform: what i'd like to see happen is for all the poor schmucks who report, e.g., a 'xen' 0day, to 'cert' et al, to understand that they are ~weaponsmithing for usg for free~
    
    asciilifeform: at the very least, ought to charge
    
    asciilifeform: if 'selling the rope with which to be hanged'
    
    decimation: even microsoft needs a tcp/ip stack - reminds me of your blog post on 'the burden of supporting all the world'
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12448 @ 0.00052781 = 6.5702 BTC [+]
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: what gets my goat are the constant pleadings for money money and power to do 'cyber'
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00054986 = 8.0829 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: the process of crafting, concealing, and then digging up '0days' is extremely labour-intensive
    
    asciilifeform: which also means that there is that much more to be embezzled via meta-armies of imaginary labourers
    
    asciilifeform: just like an f-35 engine compressor made from monocrystalline shitanium with unobtainium alloy blades is far more lucrative than an ordinary steel one
    
    asciilifeform: (because higher price tag + vapour delivery is far more lucrative than low + same vapour)
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: this is why the ru military were able to make fighters that match nato's for orders of magnitude less cash
    
    decimation: they only had to build planes, not employ zombies
    
    decimation: or at least fewer, cheaper zombies
    
    decimation: the supreme irony being that the story is that 'nato won' because of capitalist efficency
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6049 @ 0.00053927 = 3.262 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: <mats> HT does 'hax for hire' as USG subcontractor. lulz. << mmmyeah
    
    mircea_popescu: mod6 yeah i know it should be doable.
    
    mircea_popescu: maybne iof anyone feels like posting the link where doxygen / svg experts gather.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i am deliberately trampling that convention. fuck them.
    
    mircea_popescu: <mats> you'll not enjoy reading the key server code then << im kinda curious how this thing will go down :D
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it is not practical to keep tb sized backups on webservers. make a local copy, put on torrents.
    
    mircea_popescu: im sure it's there anyway, but hey.
    
    mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> just think of the moral degeneration from ~that~ << those grapes aren't whine yet.
    
    mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> very different items. << sure.
    
    ben_vulpes: jesus shit i blink and y'all crap out 400 lines?
    
    mircea_popescu: don't look at me, it's all them.
    
    mircea_popescu: an' with that, im off. have a great 5th of july erryone.
    
    decimation: ben_vulpes: I switched to erc, have seen the light
    
    ben_vulpes: decimation: lmk if you come up with an acceptable bouncer situation.
    
    decimation: tmux?
    
    ben_vulpes: sitrep: freshly provisioned server builds boost, bdb and openssl w/out a hitch, barfs on compiling bitcoind because lacking i b'leev integer retardation patch
    
    ben_vulpes: decimation: running more than one emacs chafes.
    
    decimation: what os?
    
    decimation: yeah that does suck I agree
    
    ben_vulpes: gentoo.
    
    ben_vulpes: decimation: have you looked into mosh?
    
    decimation: is that one of those client/server deals?
    
    ben_vulpes: can't say as i can tell from your question.
    
    decimation: bouncer server, remote clients?
    
    ben_vulpes: but it does new up a udp thinger.
    
    ben_vulpes: ah no, it's a tmuxalike
    
    decimation: oh wait is that the supposed ssh replacement
    
    ben_vulpes: but not a wm-wannabe
    
    ben_vulpes: more liek an ssh-wannabe
    
    ben_vulpes: mnno, not replacement
    
    ben_vulpes: but very good tool for persistent terminals on remote hosts.
    
    decimation: interesting
    
    decimation: yeah I get what you mean about more than one emacs
    
    ben_vulpes: good with high latency, network-hopping, all of the travails of diginomad life.
    
    decimation: want to cut/paste arbitrary things in emacs
    
    ben_vulpes: mhm
    
    ben_vulpes: i ran both znc and weechat as bouncers for a while
    
    ben_vulpes: shit was wack.
    
    decimation: heh yeah I looked at the znc config as said 'fuck this shit'
    
    ben_vulpes: oh you rejected it before you figured out that editing the config files while the thing waas running would fly it straight into the wall at 0.8 mach?
    
    decimation: I just didn't trust it by the smell
    
    ben_vulpes: i'm saying that my nose ain't that good yet
    
    decimation: heh do a few cycles in the gentoo barrel
    
    ben_vulpes: ;;later tell mircea_popescu an irc bouncer job advert wouldn't go amiss
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    decimation: aye
    
    decimation: or the gossipd thing
    
    ben_vulpes: <cazalla> the irish have been flooding aussie shores for the past few years << ugh i met another ozzie today
    
    ben_vulpes: decimation: re gossipd errything's gonna have to be reimplemented atop it
    
    decimation: indeed
    
    ben_vulpes: irc bouncer implementation's a good thing to have in the interim.
    
    decimation: emacs-gossipd
    
    ben_vulpes: "trivial", i'm sure
    
    ben_vulpes: (emacs-gd, that is)
    
    decimation: heh
    
    ben_vulpes: elisp!
    
    ben_vulpes: it's lisp, right?
    
    ben_vulpes: RIGHT
    
    decimation: heh.  I'm not much of a lisp guy, but the ones I know aren't a fan of emacs lisp
    
    ben_vulpes: <cazalla> the irish have been flooding aussie shores for the past few years << met another ozzie this wknd
    
    ben_vulpes:  still not a fan.
    
    ben_vulpes: caz passes, no idea why.
    
    ben_vulpes: decimation: it's p barbaric
    
    ben_vulpes: "poor man's lisp machine"
    
    ben_vulpes: look i'm just trying to make a mil or 5 over here
    
    decimation: yeah, I've seen the screenshots for 'zmacs'
    
    ben_vulpes: no time for reimplementing elisp or...emacs even.
    
    decimation: one day I will fire up that symbolics emulator
    
    ben_vulpes: although a barebones lisp editor is tempting.
    
    decimation: yeah I think I'm going to play with phf's blockchain code he wrote in lisp as an education
    
    ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> with a yo ho ho << and a bottle of fun!
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.00054986 = 3.794 BTC [+]
    
    ben_vulpes: decimation: take a look at binary-types, per asciilifeform's suggestion
    
    decimation: okay, will do
    
    decimation: by the way my stator node is slow as balls, I"m not sure if it's my machine or the node
    
    decimation: it's taken like 8 hours to go 10k blocks
    
    ben_vulpes: whose seed?
    
    decimation: some random one on mircea's list
    
    ben_vulpes: so you're not sure if node code, machine host or seed.
    
    decimation: aye
    
    ben_vulpes: try herr popescus node or perhaps herr form's
    
    decimation: yeah that's a good idea
    
    ben_vulpes: testing this thing is a goddamn nightmare.
    
    decimation: yes, you basically have to devote a fulll machine to it
    
    ben_vulpes: mhm.
    
    cazalla: ben_vulpes, so you base an entire nation on the few you've met.. gee get a load of this racist
    
    decimation: he's gonna complain about australian shitposting now
    
    ben_vulpes: hey i'm an empiricist what do you want
    
    ben_vulpes: well for as long as nobody here uses shithouse.tv nothing here can be considered actual shitposting.
    
    ben_vulpes: <williamdunne> cazalla: Comment deleted, just as I was about to make a witicism << witticism, like witty
    
    cazalla: speaking of australia, our dollar is down to 5 year lows.. here's hoping it goes much lower http://i.imgur.com/FRus9l5.png
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1IZRjch )
    
    ben_vulpes: may you stay long when it's good for you and go short when it's good for you, caz
    
    decimation: that means chinamen can pay less for your ores
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.000548 = 4.1374 BTC [-]
    
    ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188136 << hm, this is an issue isn't it << srsly
    
    assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 11:18:09; punkman: on a related note, kinda annoying reading through logs and trying to read all those expired dpastes
    
    decimation: Who do they think they are? snapchat?
    
    decimation to bed
    
    ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ << someone who knows, someone wh doesn't
    
    assbot: #bitcoin-assets log ... ( http://bit.ly/1IZRHHP )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34238 @ 0.00054802 = 18.7631 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> (oop systems which aren't clos (or possibly smalltalk's, and generally meta-object-able) are like btc securities exchanges which aren't mpex.) << by virtue of living in the shit your whole life, you'll be able to read it.
    
    ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> (though there is some debate as to whether it matters ~which~ type of cousin one fucks) << generally just the girls
    
    ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> they are exactly the same to me. << and your own zero days?
    
    ben_vulpes: where arse those?
    
    ben_vulpes: <decimation> heh do a few cycles in the gentoo barrel << tomorrow mayhap. tonight, the canadians have interesting ingestibles.
    
    ben_vulpes: night!
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20050 @ 0.00053927 = 10.8124 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44333 @ 0.00053927 = 23.9075 BTC [-]
    
    cazalla: well Yanis Varoufakis fell on his sword, back to valve to make more hats i guess
    
    punkman: wait wut?
    
    punkman: he got the "no" he wanted
    
    punkman: guess the job doesn't pay well enough
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6000 @ 0.00054101 = 3.2461 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: https://slimgur.com/images/2015/07/06/175a29e69a614ab0a194d4bd3c1a5220.md.png << Related to the BIP process
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1H2uVi8 )
    
    
    
    assbot: Minister No More! | Yanis Varoufakis ... ( http://bit.ly/1H2uVPl )
    
    punkman: "The Greek Premier Alexis Tsipras is suffering from Herpes Labialis due to the stress of the last days."
    
    punkman: "I was running bitcoin core version 0.9 which accepted an invalid chain  not adhering to the BIP66 protocol changes. This prompted me to upgrade  immediately, however the new version is taking the already accepted  blocks as already verified."
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41200 @ 0.00053783 = 22.1586 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    BingoBoingo: punkman: Want to cover the latest stuff on the Greek beat?
    
    
    
    jurov:  <mircea_popescu> [20150706 01:30] btw, jurov, did you want some pogos shipped << yes davout offered but then went silent
    
    punkman: BingoBoingo: was thinking of a "bailout timeline" thing after the dust settles
    
    BingoBoingo: k
    
    jurov: https://github.com/OpenGrok/OpenGrok/wiki/Comparison-with-Similar-Tools more lxr replacements, still does not even include doxygen
    
    assbot: Comparison with Similar Tools · OpenGrok/OpenGrok Wiki · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1giMvYK )
    
    jurov: and call graph not mentioned, too
    
    cazalla: going on holidays.. don't forget your smoke grenades https://twitter.com/TSAmedia_LisaF/status/529714501663608832
    
    cazalla: with the amount of confiscated hand guns featured on this twitter account, how the fuck does it not make the news erry day or is it simply the case they run the story every 3 months to keep to fresh
    
    jurov: !mpif
    
    assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021447 B (Total: 426.11 B). Delta: 0.15 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.000207 BTC [+]
    
    jurov: !t m f.mpif
    
    assbot: Your actions are useless.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33950 @ 0.00053248 = 18.0777 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15050 @ 0.000528 = 7.9464 BTC [-]
    
    jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189087 << i have funded znc-otr development with *gasp* my own bitcoins
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 05:11:49; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell mircea_popescu an irc bouncer job advert wouldn't go amiss
    
    jurov: and generally find whole znc thing palatable
    
    jurov: !up rawplayer
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59550 @ 0.000528 = 31.4424 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55400 @ 0.00054108 = 29.9758 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00054464 = 8.6053 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38300 @ 0.00055101 = 21.1037 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    jurov: !up Drhelmut
    
    Drhelmut: hello
    
    Drhelmut: thx jurov, too lazy to voice myself
    
    jurov: !up hdbuck
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20457 @ 0.00055282 = 11.309 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1188958 < for blockchain or what ?
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 03:14:34; asciilifeform: kakobrekla, anybody else: can we get a mirror of that half-megatonne of shit ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17315 @ 0.00053781 = 9.3122 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38389 @ 0.00053956 = 20.7132 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33450 @ 0.00053244 = 17.8101 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00053694 = 6.7654 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65700 @ 0.00052437 = 34.4511 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes how do you mean ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 88450 @ 0.00053608 = 47.4163 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    mats: i just wanna read the code to their tools tbh
    
    kakobrekla: http://www.csoonline.com/article/2943968/data-breach/hacking-team-hacked-attackers-claim-400gb-in-dumped-data.html
    
    assbot: Hacking Team hacked, attackers claim 400GB in dumped data | CSO Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1JIWWBo )
    
    mircea_popescu: was in logs, alf wanted it mirrored.
    
    jurov: anyonen has working torrent/magnet link?
    
    jurov: i found one, it's stalling
    
    jurov: or anyone downloaded it already?
    
    mircea_popescu confesses to not having bothered. 
    
    mircea_popescu: is it gone nao ?
    
    kakobrekla: what is gone?
    
    mircea_popescu: the 400gb thing
    
    kakobrekla still has no idea wtf the thing is
    
    mircea_popescu: kakobrekla apparently a dump of emails and other things
    
    jurov: most of googling leads to a 10M PDF which i'm loathing to touch
    
    kakobrekla: if only id been awake
    
    jurov: they waited until noone was on watch in #b-a
    
    jurov: https://netzpolitik.org/2015/hacking-team-wird-zu-hacked-team-400-gb-interne-daten-von-ueberwachungssoftware-hersteller-veroeffentlicht/
    
    assbot: Hacking Team wird zu Hacked Team: 400 GB interne Daten von Überwachungssoftware-Hersteller veröffentlicht | netzpolitik.org ... ( http://bit.ly/1J0fWpp )
    
    jurov: but my deluge has serious problem digesting there linked torrent
    
    jurov: gotta wait and see
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00053741 = 7.685 BTC [+]
    
    jurov: haha and vuze says "too large to be a torrent"
    
    jurov: apparetly my pr0n toolchain of choice is insufficient for this task
    
    mircea_popescu: heh
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe you should give that 10mb pdf a second look :D
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00054262 = 10.7439 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    assbot: Finish your stuff - 250bpm ... ( http://bit.ly/1J0gwn5 )
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1LSfqjr )
    
    jurov: kakobrekla: using "Ein Torrent"?
    
    kakobrekla: fellows screenshot, from twitter mega torrent
    
    mircea_popescu: danielpbarron http://dpaste.com/1NYN9VX kthx.
    
    assbot: dpaste: 1NYN9VX ... ( http://bit.ly/1LSg3te )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44913 @ 0.00053179 = 23.8843 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    mircea_popescu: ok well since everyone thinks this so important ima have a machine contribute too, just fgor the seeding
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4269 @ 0.00052534 = 2.2427 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1J0hWha )
    
    kakobrekla: useless.
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1J0i3ta )
    
    punkman: Passw0rd!!
    
    mircea_popescu: loller
    
    williamdunne: I'll give it a seed
    
    williamdunne: Anything interesting particularly yet?
    
    mircea_popescu: The latest Tweets from Christian Pozzi (@christian_pozzi): "We are closing down. Bye Saudi Arabia. You paid us well. Allahuhakbah."
    
    mircea_popescu: nothing much
    
    williamdunne: kakobrekla: I particularly like that it includes their router password
    
    williamdunne: Wonder if the source code is worth shit
    
    mircea_popescu: not unless you get amir taaki to "open source" it.
    
    punkman: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/05/the-women-who-secretly-keep-isis-running.html
    
    assbot: The Women Who Secretly Keep ISIS Running - The Daily Beast ... ( http://bit.ly/1J0iHab )
    
    mircea_popescu: sexual slavery eh.
    
    williamdunne: Mmm struggling to find as much as a magnet link for this
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63766 @ 0.00051937 = 33.1181 BTC [-] {4} 
    
    mircea_popescu: maybe magnet:?dn=Hacked+Team&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&xt=urn%3Abtih%3AKFQDX74I4CQ3HOWTSYTBJF4JFHE5E2KV ?
    
    williamdunne: Awesome, thanks
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189127 << kinda the way it goes neh ? project this large, be happy if you can get away with just one machine.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 05:19:08; decimation: yes, you basically have to devote a fulll machine to it
    
    shinohai: @ jurov did u manage to get the torrent yet?
    
    
    
    assbot: Extra Unofficial XKEYSCORE Guide — Medium ... ( http://bit.ly/1LSif40 )
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189129 << i'm not getting a load off him, what, that's what he got a wife for.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 05:20:41; cazalla: ben_vulpes, so you base an entire nation on the few you've met.. gee get a load of this racist
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189139 << ideally tho, dpaste is used for stuff like encrypted sends, in lieu of mail (which i love tbh, who knew irc + gpg obsoletes email!) or else for stuff like deedbotting. or generally, for spurious useless shit.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 05:28:03; ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188136 << hm, this is an issue isn't it << srsly
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189147 << honestly i'm kinda surprised usians even know what cousins ARE.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 05:35:37; ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> (though there is some debate as to whether it matters ~which~ type of cousin one fucks) << generally just the girls
    
    mircea_popescu: "Yanis Varoufakis, Greece's embattled finance minister, has resigned his post,"
    
    mircea_popescu: ah nm cazalla had it :p
    
    mircea_popescu: "It is, therefore, essential that the great capital bestowed upon our government by the splendid NO vote be invested immediately into a YES to a proper resolution  to an agreement that involves debt restructuring, less austerity, redistribution in favour of the needy, and real reforms."
    
    mircea_popescu: eh fuck this guy. wtf is wrong with people.
    
    mircea_popescu: real reforms = raping "the needy" with a pointed stick. it is morally wrong to be needy and full fucking stop.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64624 @ 0.00051488 = 33.2736 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    jurov: shinohai: yes, it works wrt rtorrent, 1% done
    
    shinohai: Aweome jurov, that is a hefty dump for sure
    
    mircea_popescu: curious if any qntrable articles come out of this.
    
    jurov: will be in ~day
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189168 << danielpbarron plox send the man a dozen pogos an' me the shipping bill. jurov send him an address.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 07:26:33; jurov:  <mircea_popescu> [20150706 01:30] btw, jurov, did you want some pogos shipped << yes davout offered but then went silent
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57200 @ 0.00051412 = 29.4077 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    jurov: if it's shipped from murica maybe it's better to disassemble them, mark as "parts" so that customs aren't tempted to "fix" the declared price
    
    davout: o hey
    
    davout: wasn't it only friday?
    
    jurov: yes i immediately pm'd you never got a reply
    
    shinohai is eagerly waiting on his pogo to arrive this week.
    
    davout: i did take note, planning on sending them during the week
    
    mircea_popescu: davout never mind, gotta send more into yurp anyway
    
    mircea_popescu: keep yours, he's getting a fresh dozen
    
    davout: whatever arbeitet
    
    jurov: aha ok, thanks you all, send as many as you wish, i can forward them
    
    mircea_popescu: jurov we see how this goes.
    
    mircea_popescu: also you'll need ssds for 'em, best start collecting
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 181850 @ 0.00051204 = 93.1145 BTC [-] {5} 
    
    jurov: lol, collect ssds from scrap?
    
    mircea_popescu: i dunno. whatever works. but you'll want a dozen ssds to run a dozen pogos.
    
    davout: with a bit of luck you'll be at the other end of the classical reddit: "o, i dumped my hdd with over 9000 btc on it and now i'm shoveling through the landfill"
    
    jurov: oh. i was not under impression that i'll be running them all. but 4-5 can be defo arranged
    
    mircea_popescu: well whoever runs htem
    
    mircea_popescu: davout wouldn't that be something :D
    
    williamdunne: davout: That actually resulted in a small army of people shovelling through a landfill
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25000 @ 0.00053558 = 13.3895 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22617 @ 0.00052932 = 11.9716 BTC [-]
    
    shinohai: http://recode.net/2015/07/05/forget-bitcoin-what-is-the-blockchain-and-why-should-you-care/
    
    assbot: Forget Bitcoin — What Is the Blockchain and Why Should You Care? | Re/code ... ( http://bit.ly/1HHgk1p )
    
    shinohai: ^Etherum lol
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18980 @ 0.00053793 = 10.2099 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5970 @ 0.00054468 = 3.2517 BTC [+]
    
    williamdunne: intheorium
    
    williamdunne: intheoreum
    
    shinohai: I like your name for it better williamdunne
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1H4ZW40 )
    
    punkman: "European Parliament president: Need to urgently discuss humanitarian aid for Greece"
    
    punkman: food drops?
    
    williamdunne: shinohai: Can't take all the credit.. http://intheoreum.org/
    
    assbot: InTheoreum ... ( http://bit.ly/1H502bP )
    
    williamdunne: punkman: New Africa
    
    shinohai: > Bob controls a worldwide public record of all transactions and is provably arbitrary. We call this record, the Bobchain.
    
    shinohai: lolz
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35000 @ 0.00054893 = 19.2126 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    punkman: "The only limit on what you can do with Intheoreum is Bob himself. The  Bobchain is nothing more than a man in a room maintaining the state of  the intheoreum network with Number 2 Pencil technology."
    
    williamdunne: Intheoreum 1.0 will uses a cutting edge client/server hybrid peer to peer model. Bob is simultaneously your slave and your master. Our testing phase is complete and the Bobchain is live.
    
    williamdunne: Just ask Bob if you can use it today.
    
    williamdunne: "As worldwide interest in the Intheorum network increases success may overwhelm Bob alone. Foreseeing this problem we are planning Inthereum 2.0 technology to incorporate JENNYCHAIN, TIMCHAIN, SALLYCHAIN technology."
    
    williamdunne: "Powered in Theory"
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 114950 @ 0.00055498 = 63.795 BTC [+] {6} 
    
    mod6: haha
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42250 @ 0.00055649 = 23.5117 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33500 @ 0.0005593 = 18.7366 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00055956 = 5.5396 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24151 @ 0.00055704 = 13.4531 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29050 @ 0.00055503 = 16.1236 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: 364035
    
    asciilifeform: and interestingly, a node '-connect'-ed to that one, is wedged at 363954 for 12+ hours now!
    
    asciilifeform: these are running 100% identical 'stator'
    
    punkman: asciilifeform: does it sit there doing nothing while wedged?
    
    asciilifeform: punkman: no, megatonnes of tx garbage
    
    mircea_popescu: in other news, http://36.media.tumblr.com/853da9c157c3a3129d72bdf4892949fb/tumblr_mttcnr7D0x1sjgtlbo1_1280.jpg
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1M7tYZv )
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1M7tYst )
    
    asciilifeform: seeing many thousands of 'ERROR: AcceptToMemoryPool() : nonstandard transaction type' also.
    
    asciilifeform: and also, as before, ERROR: CheckBlock() : block timestamp too far in the future ERROR: ProcessBlock() : CheckBlock FAILED
    
    asciilifeform: this appears to be the proximate cause of the wedge
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35168 @ 0.00055985 = 19.6888 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    pete_dushenski: is anyone actively typing up a eulogy for varoufakis ?
    
    pete_dushenski: ^cazalla BingoBoingo punkman ?
    
    pete_dushenski: if not, i'm there
    
    punkman: go ahead
    
    pete_dushenski: aite.
    
    asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu that box really hasn't sufficient i/o to comfortably house phuctor and node. but i presently haven't any other place to put a node.
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    mircea_popescu: is it a disk issue ?
    
    asciilifeform: almost certainly
    
    asciilifeform: and is anyone else experiencing a wedged 0.5.x node of the precise kind i have ?
    
    asciilifeform: because what i am seeing has every mark of an orchestrated attack against degavinated network, under the smoke cover of the ph0rk aftermath
    
    asciilifeform: atm i don't have access to a usable bitcoin node at all!
    
    asciilifeform: wtf does that thing even care about timestamps
    
    asciilifeform bbl
    
    williamdunne: asciilifeform: What marks would these be?
    
    williamdunne: Hmmm....
    
    
    
    assbot:       Bitcoin Network Stats - Coinbase   ... ( http://bit.ly/1IEFuwm )
    
    williamdunne: 0 Peers Connected
    
    williamdunne: 17 available
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9898 @ 0.00055425 = 5.486 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7600 @ 0.0005373 = 4.0835 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00054907 = 4.2553 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    scoopbot_revived: Eulora skills update http://trilema.com/2015/eulora-skills-update/
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 12:37:30; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189168 << danielpbarron plox send the man a dozen pogos an' me the shipping bill. jurov send him an address.
    
    mircea_popescu: danielpbarron ideally take them apart and send them as parts he says
    
    mircea_popescu: but in any case yes.
    
    mircea_popescu: asciilifeform of course, if phuctor is this starved for io, would it be a good idea to move that thing to ssd ? maybe even raid ?
    
    
    
    mircea_popescu: i always thought ram and cpu are the constraints there
    
    mircea_popescu: i dunno what he meant o.O
    
    shinohai: http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/adult-preschool-charges-hipsters-to-take-naps-play-with-glitter-glue-1.3007745
    
    assbot: 'Adult preschool' charges hipsters to take naps, play with glitter glue - Trending - CBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1CWb4iY )
    
    shinohai: I should be so clever as to come up with ideas like this, to relieve redditors of their monies.
    
    mod6: haha
    
    pete_dushenski: ;;later tell BingoBoingo qntsideration : http://dpaste.com/2MQJ46C.txt
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1fhaLKx )
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: and nice fix :)
    
    pete_dushenski: ;;later tell cazalla and yours ! http://dpaste.com/2FKAE48.txt
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1fhaVBN )
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    pete_dushenski: and with that, ima sign off for nao. ciao !
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3719 @ 0.00053775 = 1.9999 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 278.01, Best ask: 278.11, Bid-ask spread: 0.10000, Last trade: 278.13, 24 hour volume: 71997.83403132, 24 hour low: 262.2, 24 hour high: 278.69, 24 hour vwap: None
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21718 @ 0.00053775 = 11.6789 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: yeah, who needs vwap for anything.
    
    mircea_popescu: sigh.
    
    punkman: asciilifeform: wtf does that thing even care about timestamps << for adjusting difficulty
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: shouldn't that be a function of the number of blocks since the last difficulty adjustment?
    
    kakobrekla: every 2016 blocks
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20350 @ 0.00054389 = 11.0682 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44400 @ 0.00054778 = 24.3214 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    jurov: ben_vulpes: yes it is, but also time elapsed
    
    punkman: ben_vulpes: network needs to know how long it's been in human time since last retarget
    
    kakobrekla: speed is a function of time and distance, so you need to know how much time has passed in the 2016 blocks, right?
    
    ben_vulpes bows
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1KH4AMW )
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11433 @ 0.00052855 = 6.0429 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10632 @ 0.00052055 = 5.5345 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 16:36:24; punkman: https://mta.openssl.org/pipermail/openssl-announce/2015-July/000037.html
    
    ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189407 << probably should've been more specific - why does it matter if timestamp is 'too far in future' ?
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 16:20:00; punkman: ben_vulpes: network needs to know how long it's been in human time since last retarget
    
    ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189377 << don't lose the steel plate that sits under the pcb - it's the only heatsink
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 15:03:24; mircea_popescu: danielpbarron ideally take them apart and send them as parts he says
    
    ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189379 << not sure if it's solely disk, or also net, as of this moment. and simply getting 2nd box may be more cost-effective.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 15:03:54; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform of course, if phuctor is this starved for io, would it be a good idea to move that thing to ssd ? maybe even raid ?
    
    punkman: ascii_field:rejects too far in the future because it wants to keep "network time" within some bounds
    
    ascii_field: seems like logical thing to do would be to accept the block but not move the local epoch time if the block's time is an outlier ?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17900 @ 0.00051493 = 9.2172 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    punkman: ascii_field: not sure what you mean with "but not move the local epoch time"
    
    ascii_field possibly needs caffeine
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 138856 @ 0.00054257 = 75.3391 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    punkman: relevant code: https://github.com/extempore/real-bitcoin/blob/6af2c99ad7cf02f95aa650262dea0057051f13cd/src/main.cpp#L1346 and https://github.com/extempore/real-bitcoin/blob/6af2c99ad7cf02f95aa650262dea0057051f13cd/src/util.cpp#L823
    
    assbot: real-bitcoin/main.cpp at 6af2c99ad7cf02f95aa650262dea0057051f13cd · extempore/real-bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1KH6YmO )
    
    assbot: real-bitcoin/util.cpp at 6af2c99ad7cf02f95aa650262dea0057051f13cd · extempore/real-bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1KH6YDd )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19500 @ 0.00055948 = 10.9099 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46700 @ 0.00056184 = 26.2379 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    ben_vulpes: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/06/science/colorados-push-against-teenage-pregnancies-is-a-startling-success.html << I don't know why the conservatives with all their hate for welfare programs aren't pro-free-contraception
    
    assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1KH9CsN )
    
    ben_vulpes: excellent long term cost reduction strategy imho
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: in other nyooz, my portable test node is synced.
    
    
    
    assbot: rcs-backdoor/backdoor.rb at master · hackedteam/rcs-backdoor · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1KHcmpO )
    
    ascii_field: l0l!!
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42346 @ 0.00056446 = 23.9026 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what's your seeder IP again?
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: this one is behind a nat atm
    
    ben_vulpes: aha.
    
    ascii_field: the other one is at nosuchlabs.com
    
    ascii_field: but wasn't synced last i saw
    
    ascii_field: mats: see also http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=06-07-2015#1189254
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 12:15:59; mircea_popescu: not unless you get amir taaki to "open source" it.
    
    ascii_field: looks like ^ happened, aha
    
    ben_vulpes: stuck on a particular block, or still syncing?
    
    ascii_field: block
    
    mats: ain't the net a grand place?
    
    ascii_field: https://github.com/hackedteam/core-linux/blob/master/melter/src/main.c << debian rootkit ?
    
    assbot: core-linux/main.c at master · hackedteam/core-linux · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1KHdB8H )
    
    ascii_field: https://github.com/hackedteam/core-linux/tree/master/melter/lib/packages << diddled ssl ?
    
    assbot: core-linux/melter/lib/packages at master · hackedteam/core-linux · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1KHdEkS )
    
    ascii_field: too many lulz
    
    ben_vulpes: ascii_field: do cli flags get auto-munged into bitcoin.conf flags?
    
    ascii_field: https://github.com/hackedteam/GeoTrust << sign yer driverz!
    
    assbot: hackedteam/GeoTrust · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1KHdKc0 )
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: whaddayamean
    
    ben_vulpes: take your myip flag - is that automagically a .conf file option as well?
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: iirc
    
    ascii_field: try
    
    ben_vulpes: will
    
    ascii_field: gotta love how the morons had their private keys thrown to the wind
    
    ascii_field: gotta also love the clean, well-commented (italian!) cpp
    
    trinque: good morning all
    
    ascii_field: not some sp4mz0r, just a normal software co.
    
    ascii_field: they just happen to write turdware for usg.
    
    ben_vulpes: stator syncing
    
    ben_vulpes is late to the party. again.
    
    trinque: anyone know offhand if armv5tel-softfloat is the appropriate arch for pogo?
    
    ben_vulpes: but perhaps fashionably so?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61022 @ 0.00056481 = 34.4658 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    trinque: if not, we'll find out I suppose shortly
    
    ben_vulpes: does anyone know at a high level how nginx does the "swap binary while running" trick?
    
    ben_vulpes: trinque: is that info missing from asciilifeform's post to the ml?
    
    ben_vulpes: "pogotronic" iirc
    
    ben_vulpes to mu
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 113316 @ 0.00056775 = 64.3352 BTC [+] {6} 
    
    trinque: ben_vulpes: oh I can look, just poking your caches first
    
    trinque: I tried building stator with arm-linux-gnueabi and it segfaults on the pogo
    
    trinque: *cross-compiling, that is
    
    trinque: trying to get some repeatable builds going for arm
    
    ben_vulpes: neato
    
    ben_vulpes: ty
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 17:37:21; trinque: anyone know offhand if armv5tel-softfloat is the appropriate arch for pogo?
    
    trinque: ty
    
    ascii_field: this is in 'portatronic'
    
    ascii_field: the buildroot gives you the complete toolchain you need, independently from that of the box you're on
    
    ascii_field: i recommend using that
    
    trinque: k
    
    ascii_field: gotta be little-endian armv5
    
    ascii_field: or will barf spectacularly
    
    ascii_field: (for the exact instruction set supported, see the marvell datasheet posted ~6 mo. ago.)
    
    
    
    assbot: CommandLine - Nginx Community ... ( http://bit.ly/1KHg4Qh )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 84900 @ 0.0005698 = 48.376 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    ascii_field: https://github.com/hackedteam/vector-ipa/tree/master/src << quality wifi mitm-er
    
    assbot: vector-ipa/src at master · hackedteam/vector-ipa · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1KHgGpk )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28100 @ 0.00056706 = 15.9344 BTC [-]
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: anyone who sees a 'martian' version number from nosuchlabs public node, please don't be alarmed. running an experiment today, to determine whether we are being corralled by gavinists using advertised version constant
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: if you liked clements tall tales, you might get a kick out of Glynn-Ward's "Glamour of British Columbia"
    
    
    
    assbot: Bitcoin / Mailing Lists ... ( http://bit.ly/1M83QNX )
    
    ascii_field: ^ re: block timestamping
    
    ben_vulpes: "The English come out and travel through, knowing all about everything beforehand, as the English always do; and, having set standards, they compare the Fraser to the Thames (former too wide) and the Selkirks to the Cotswolds (former too high). They get out to spend a day or so at Lake Louise or Jasper, then get into the train again and stay there till they reach Vancouver. Then they go back to England and give vague lectures in town
    
    ben_vulpes: halls, about "great open spaces" and "the need for a population." But they know nothing of the real British Columbia.
    
    ascii_field: so i'm nearly certain that the timestamp ~2h epoch time window is the reason for wedged 0.5.x nodes, at this point
    
    ben_vulpes: The Americans come, with plenty of money, and stay at the much-advertised hotels, gulping down the Rockies in predigested doses, thenrace through in a Pullman car to the next big hotel on the coast. And how can they know anything of the province?
    
    kakobrekla: >but I can't fake the hashing power it needs to
    
    kakobrekla: generate one year's worth of hashes. < isnt this one year actually 10 min ?
    
    ben_vulpes: The little Jap who, laughing up and down his sleeve goes cheerfully about his business in a gas-boat up the coast, or picks out the best small-fruit land in the country; the ubiquitous Chinaman, steadily cornering all the loose cash in the land -- of a surety these two know more of British Columbia than most white men!
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: ^ if there were no record of the early blocks - then yes
    
    ben_vulpes: ascii_field: fascinating! what gears are failing to mesh here?
    
    kakobrekla: >you won't gain much by lying to your peers since your block won't be
    
    kakobrekla: accepted < like miners care
    
    kakobrekla: bah fuckin line breaks
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20200 @ 0.00056597 = 11.4326 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    ben_vulpes: Story has it that he returned to Hazelton, once, after a trip up the Telegraph Trail, and there he found out that he had missed the farthest cabin of all, over two hundred miles away, and there were two men up there left without supplies for the winter. Either the Government had not made the tale of the cabins clear or C. B. himself had miscalculated. However that may have been, the plain fact remained that these two men had to be
    
    ben_vulpes: supplied -- and it was getting late in the autumn.
    
    ben_vulpes: So C. B. at once set off north again witha  pack-train of sixty-eight horses. He had no very great hope of being able to make his destination before the hard weather came on, but he traveled with all the speed possible, to get over the worst places on the trail before ths first snow fell. But as ill-luck would have it, it began to snow one night just as he came to the rock ledges where the going was bad at the best of times. It snowed
    
    ben_vulpes: all next day and the following night without any let-up.
    
    ben_vulpes: Every now and then a horse would miss its footing and go over, sometimes into the rushing river below, to be lost forever. Then it froze, and the going was hopeless. One by one the horses slipped and went down until it was impossible to go onward. C. B. shrugged his shoulders and altered his plans.
    
    ben_vulpes: <photo>
    
    ben_vulpes: Those supplies had to be delivered to the men patiently waiting for them at the far end of the trail, So he cached the supplies, hoiseted as many carcases of the dead horses as possible into trees where the wolves could not get them, and went all the way back to Hazelton to get dog-teams.
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: ???
    
    ben_vulpes: (almost done, ascii_field)
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7541 @ 0.00055906 = 4.2159 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    punkman: ascii_field: see also http://culubas.blogspot.gr/2011/05/timejacking-bitcoin_802.html
    
    assbot: culubas: Timejacking & Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1JJPzK3 )
    
    ben_vulpes: Again he started out, this time with a hundred and twenty-eight dogs, and when he came to the place where he had turned back, he was able to feed the dogs on dead horse-meat, and so get through to the cabin where to two men were waiting. But on the return trip, the going was heavy and slow and he found that the worlves had reached the cache of horse-meat and finished it up, so the dogs were short of food and though he killed one after
    
    ben_vulpes: another to feed the rest, they weakend and died on the trail.
    
    ben_vulpes: So it was that C. B. returned to Hazelton afoot, limping into the hotel one snowy night in midwinter, "broke to the wide", but otherwise unconcerned.
    
    ben_vulpes: "Oh, well, I had the contract, and I had to fill it!" And that was all he said.
    
    ben_vulpes: ^^ the wot at work. ridiculous numbers aside, we tell stories of heroic deeds performed in service of the papers we sign.
    
    ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski whaddaya know about this glynn-ward character?
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33103 @ 0.00055826 = 18.4801 BTC [-]
    
    hdbuck: hello mircea_popescu, just passing by to say thx for the rating
    
    ben_vulpes: ascii_field: are blocks from headers-only miners coming out with timestamps too far in the future?
    
    jurov: ben_vulpes: nginx prolly just exec()s itself
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: i do not yet know the answer to this
    
    ben_vulpes: jurov: there's a bit more than that. did you read my subsequent link?
    
    ben_vulpes: there's a whole sig* song and dance.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3397 @ 0.00055339 = 1.8799 BTC [-]
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: ;;later tell mircea_popescu turns out it was the epoch time
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    ascii_field: in other news, give my regards to http://dreyfus.umiacs.umd.edu
    
    assbot: dreyfus.umiacs.umd.edu ... ( http://bit.ly/1M88g7G )
    
    ben_vulpes: ascii_field: how'd you run it down?
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: moved it by hand
    
    ascii_field: this is a rather worrisome discovery
    
    ben_vulpes: "it" << specifically?
    
    ascii_field: (not the umd box. though betcha it belongs to the umd scamlab)
    
    ascii_field: the epoch thing
    
    ben_vulpes: https://github.com/extempore/real-bitcoin/blob/6af2c99ad7cf02f95aa650262dea0057051f13cd/src/main.cpp#L1347 << this?
    
    assbot: real-bitcoin/main.cpp at 6af2c99ad7cf02f95aa650262dea0057051f13cd · extempore/real-bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1M88uLT )
    
    ascii_field: aha
    
    ben_vulpes: is this a direct result of headers only mining?
    
    ascii_field: i had the box set to my local time instead of gmt
    
    ben_vulpes: awut
    
    ascii_field: but what this means is that no, the thing won't correct for clock offset
    
    ascii_field: it will just silently cough blood
    
    ben_vulpes: blee. so block validation relies on some absolute coordinated time?
    
    ben_vulpes: jesus shit. we'll have to run our own ntp cluster next.
    
    mircea_popescu: myeap.
    
    ascii_field: if |your_epoch - block_epoch| > 2hour then lose
    
    mircea_popescu: ascii_field i could have told you that
    
    mircea_popescu: sadly, was eating.
    
    ben_vulpes: node has been wedged for more than a lunch iirc
    
    ascii_field: i knew the basic fact of. but given as the box displayed correct wall time, did not think of it
    
    ascii_field: had to check by hand
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46050 @ 0.00055682 = 25.6416 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    ascii_field:  date +%s
    
    ascii_field: amazing that it ever worked
    
    assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
    
    kakobrekla: 'your_epoch' is 'network-adjusted time' isnt it
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: theoretically, epoch time is 'one for all of us, like victory'
    
    ascii_field: normally gmt.
    
    kakobrekla: >A timestamp is accepted as valid if it is greater than the median timestamp of previous 11 blocks, and less than the network-adjusted time + 2 hours. "Network-adjusted time" is the median of the timestamps returned by all nodes connected to you.
    
    kakobrekla: this suggests otherwise ?
    
    ascii_field: but since i refuse to run ntp on the box, i ended up setting date manually when i was given it
    
    ascii_field: and this, turns out, moved epoch time!
    
    ascii_field: instead of merely moving offset
    
    ben_vulpes: blee
    
    mircea_popescu: ascii_field i have nfi why unixtime "locales" are implemented so braindamagedly anyway. all machines should have the same exact integer for time. then if you wish to localize it, localize it on top of that
    
    ascii_field: also i verified that if version constant is set to 99999, https://getaddr.bitnodes.io agrees to see the node. unless someone gives a fuck, i will set it back to 0.5.4-beta later today
    
    assbot: Global Bitcoin nodes distribution - Bitnodes ... ( http://bit.ly/1M89Bet )
    
    mircea_popescu: how the fuck we ended up with this situation where diff machiens have unequal times is beyond me
    
    ascii_field: mircea_popescu: it was intended to work as you stated above
    
    mircea_popescu: i know.
    
    ben_vulpes: <ascii_field> also i verified that if version constant is set to 99999, https://getaddr.bitnodes.io agrees to see the node. unless someone gives a fuck, i will set it back to 0.5.4-beta later today << eeeheuhe
    
    assbot: Global Bitcoin nodes distribution - Bitnodes ... ( http://bit.ly/1M89Bet )
    
    ben_vulpes: i actually think setting version to $maxint is a pretty great idea.
    
    mircea_popescu: it really makes very little difference
    
    ben_vulpes: why advertise version instead of just responding to network messages?
    
    mircea_popescu: if you mined and set the block version to maxint it might.
    
    ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it doesn't make a practical difference, but it pins a pointless magic variable at its "infinity" value, in the zero, one infinity mapping.
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: i brought up this point before. asked mircea_popescu why we insist on making it so easy for gavinists to wall off our net from the rubes. iirc mircea_popescu said 'fuck them all'
    
    ben_vulpes: imho there are 3 things to be done
    
    ben_vulpes: 1 be "honest" advertise some "version"
    
    ben_vulpes: 2 be stealthy, advertise whatever "version" is "current" with the shitgnomes
    
    ben_vulpes: 3 say "fu this shit is wrong and stupid", set version to $maxint
    
    ascii_field favours 3 and stated this some time ago
    
    ben_vulpes: i'm coming around.
    
    ben_vulpes: perhaps should be configgable for stealth in production.
    
    ben_vulpes: trivial patch to apply for anyone who's vested.
    
    kakobrekla: i dont see how maxint is better than '0' except for the pride parade
    
    ascii_field: they could still attempt to filter, but it would have to be an open declaration of war. something the gavinists are rather averse to
    
    ben_vulpes: kakobrekla: there's logic in even the RI codebase that does derpy shit if version numbers are below some critical value.
    
    ascii_field: aha
    
    ben_vulpes: ergo we can only ratchet forward. like evolution.
    
    kakobrekla: wait , and you want this to remain in?
    
    ben_vulpes: it is  *live on the network*
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: which 'this' ?
    
    ben_vulpes: has nothing to do with our codebase.
    
    kakobrekla: ascii_field special low version logic
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: fact is, if one of our nodes says 'ver 0', everyone it connects to will throw turds in its face
    
    kakobrekla: it doesnt make sense to even use that
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: ~other people~ use it
    
    ben_vulpes: hehe turds
    
    kakobrekla: we care for other people now ?
    
    trinque: the thing's a network after all...
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: when we move to alpha centauri with own miners - we can stop
    
    ben_vulpes: ascii_field: actually this bears testing too.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27294 @ 0.00054821 = 14.9628 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    ben_vulpes: "does a node with version == 0 fail to sync?"
    
    ben_vulpes can barf up this patch sometime this week if not beaten to punch
    
    ben_vulpes: configgable patch, that is.
    
    ben_vulpes: because recompiling bitcoin to set its version number is fucking retarded.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23256 @ 0.00052653 = 12.245 BTC [-]
    
    ben_vulpes also suspects that alf is holding this patch in abeyance
    
    kakobrekla: also try empty value while you are at it
    
    jurov votes for ver. num. 1337
    
    trinque: heh!
    
    ben_vulpes: 8007135
    
    ben_vulpes: 8008135
    
    ascii_field: when we get own planet, with own miners, then - all the solipsism you like
    
    ascii_field: until then, we get wedged nodes and other joys
    
    ben_vulpes: wait, wedge is related to version number?
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: speaking here of block ver constant
    
    ascii_field: the other one appears to only affect 'phone books', which i'm not even certain matter
    
    ascii_field: (other than the low ver. corner cases mentioned earlier)
    
    kakobrekla: eh block ver doesnt not even matter until you can produce a block
    
    ascii_field: the epoch thing is a more pressing matter
    
    ascii_field: POGO HAS NO RTC CLOCK
    
    ascii_field: ^^^^
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25700 @ 0.00052595 = 13.5169 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    ben_vulpes: myeah i'm troubled.
    
    punkman: pogo can use something like https://github.com/ioerror/tlsdate
    
    assbot: ioerror/tlsdate · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1M8cf44 )
    
    punkman: or regular ntp
    
    ascii_field: punkman: ssl ? no thx
    
    ascii_field: not to mention that ANY AND ALL hardcoded addrs ~will~ be targets
    
    ben_vulpes: ascii_field:and why no ntp?
    
    ascii_field: every bit as bad as ntp
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: because 100% usg
    
    ascii_field: hitler literally has a button that can set it to whatever.
    
    trinque: could you use the same sort of logic ntpd does against block timestamps?
    
    ascii_field: trinque: ~which~ blocks
    
    ascii_field: any and all turds that claim to be blocks ?
    
    ascii_field: this is a catch-22, realize
    
    trinque: seems you'd have to trust at least one node
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16854 @ 0.00053798 = 9.0671 BTC [+]
    
    trinque: yeah I do
    
    ascii_field: part of block validation is 'is the timestamp <2h from now'
    
    ascii_field: as discussed earlier in this thread
    
    punkman: "[OPEN] Reimplement NTP"
    
    kakobrekla: but time now is also determined by your peers
    
    ben_vulpes: hyu
    
    ascii_field: ^ without centralization
    
    ascii_field: this is, incidentally, a much harder problem than the invention of bitcoin
    
    punkman: "Revenue from new accounts : 0 BTC" oh noes
    
    punkman: is this a first?
    
    ascii_field: perhaps the day finally came when everyone who could ever afford it - has bought
    
    punkman: !up ascii_field
    
    trinque: so there's "network adjusted time" right?
    
    trinque: that's already just the median time of the peers you know
    
    ascii_field: trinque: realize that this can be manipulated by the enemy
    
    ascii_field: to be whatever the fuck he wants
    
    ascii_field: just by sybiling your node
    
    trinque: sure
    
    trinque: I don't see a way of getting the time that *doesn't* suffer from that
    
    ascii_field: there ~is~ the way of having a working clock
    
    trinque: aside from having been set by me, using my cesium clock, then running on battery with an RTC thereafter
    
    ascii_field: but we don't have one.
    
    trinque: yeah
    
    ascii_field: even a $1 rtc chip, the kind found on old pc mobos, would suffice
    
    ascii_field: but we don't have even this.
    
    trinque: ascii_field: does not seem there's any sense in continuing on trying to do something distributed without an rtc
    
    ascii_field: trinque: realize that without pogo, you're paying literally 10+ TIMES more per node.
    
    ascii_field: the only solution i can presently think of is a variant of ntp over gossipd.
    
    ascii_field: that, or external physical rtc.
    
    punkman: solder rtc to serial interface?
    
    ascii_field: punkman: who wants to do this? you ?
    
    ascii_field: go, solder.
    
    trinque: surely there's a tiny USB rtc
    
    trinque is googling
    
    ascii_field: trinque: yes. costs about what the pogo does
    
    trinque: that's less than 10x
    
    ascii_field: 'measely' 2x
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26700 @ 0.00056838 = 15.1757 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    jurov: have we fixed the peer selection? if peers are to be configured manually, they are trustworthy enough to fetch time from, no?
    
    trinque: jurov: that was my thought.
    
    trinque: but then I suppose that suffers from attacks against the routing involved to get to that IP
    
    trinque: hence gossipd
    
    trinque: incidentally I have found tinc to be rather fucking nice for p2p networking
    
    jurov: okay, but line must be drawn somewhere
    
    jurov: i can't imagine what would have to be done if you expect your own pipe to be utterly hostile
    
    trinque: I dunno any additional complexity is "cheaper" than the extra 25 bucks or w/e for the clock
    
    ascii_field: jurov: realize that, at the moment, we do not have separate code for servicing peers you added manually vs ones dredged up from the seedlist
    
    ascii_field: and yes, i expect the pipe to be maximally hostile
    
    ascii_field: but more than anything, i expect that any centralized points of failure ~will~ be usgized
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51977 @ 0.00056989 = 29.6212 BTC [+] {5} 
    
    trinque: this tlsdate thing is hilarious
    
    ascii_field: trinque: aha, just when i thought that nothing could be more retarded than ntp
    
    trinque: there's a github repo out there for everything
    
    trinque finds lunch
    
    ascii_field: the time problem has to be solved
    
    ascii_field: WITHOUT doing retarded things
    
    trinque: so you don't like the outboard rtc?
    
    ascii_field: no.
    
    punkman: the parasitic timestamp fetching is not a bad idea though
    
    ascii_field: because - again - cost
    
    ascii_field: punkman: again, no
    
    ascii_field: every bit as bad as ntp!
    
    ascii_field: uses servers!
    
    trinque: $50 does not seem prohibitive, but k
    
    ascii_field: trinque: 50 is almost TRIPLE the cost of a pogo
    
    trinque: was going off "double" and including pogo
    
    trinque: but in either case
    
    ascii_field: a solution that HALVES our fleet is ispo facto retarded!
    
    ascii_field: picture an admiral agreeing to lose 'only half' of his fleet
    
    trinque: sure sure
    
    trinque: but actual cost of a vessel is not yet determined
    
    punkman: what fleet
    
    trinque: maybe without the rtc it's a leaky boat
    
    trinque: but anyhow, could be retarded, sure
    
    trinque will ponder the mysteries of pogotime over food matter
    
    ascii_field: even if the thing had a battery-backed otc, there would remain the question of how to set it
    
    ascii_field: but it doesn't.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53197 @ 0.00057204 = 30.4308 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    ascii_field: i am reaching the conclusion that: to the extent bitcoin relies on political time AT ALL, it is broken.
    
    ben_vulpes: ascii_field:-connect means "ultimately trusted".
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11650 @ 0.00055261 = 6.4379 BTC [-]
    
    ascii_field: ben_vulpes: there wouldn't be any '-connect' on pogo net
    
    ascii_field: given that it turns your node into a boat anchor
    
    ascii_field: (no one can connect to it)
    
    ascii_field: it'd have to warm up with a few 'addnode's pointing to working boxes, to run at all, yes
    
    ascii_field: but given as the protocol has no authentication, these could vomit forth literally anything
    
    ben_vulpes: i'm beginning to suspect that booting bitcoin nodes cannot be automated in the same way that diddling one's gpg cannot be automated.
    
    kakobrekla: <ascii_field> trinque: 50 is almost TRIPLE the cost of a pogo < if you dont include ssd you dont have a working node
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: ssd is often 'free' - rip out of a retired laptop
    
    ben_vulpes: i must derp my ass down the coast now, however.
    
    jurov: i'm eyeing 64GB SSDs for 36 euro
    
    punkman: ben_vulpes: see http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=06-07-2015#1189265  regarding GPG-diddler automation
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 12:25:31; punkman: https://medium.com/@nweaver/extra-unofficial-xkeyscore-guide-b8513600ad24
    
    jurov: should last 2 years, hoepfully then there will be sth much cheaper
    
    kakobrekla: !up ascii_field
    
    jurov: i don't have anything around to rip
    
    kakobrekla: ascii_field> kakobrekla: ssd is often 'free' - rip out of a retired laptop < maybe that is true for you and me but not the majority i dont think
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: even so, it is a bog-standard consumer product and could be obtained with massive bulk discount if we were to try in earnest
    
    ascii_field: the rest of the system - no
    
    kakobrekla: china usb rtc in bulk 5$?
    
    jurov: for example eeepcs had 8/19G SSDs, not suitable
    
    ascii_field: and presently, i am failing to turn up usb rtc modules for any price on mass market
    
    ascii_field: the ~20 usd figure came out of my arse
    
    ascii_field: based on component cost
    
    ascii_field: kakobrekla: if you know of one, plz link
    
    kakobrekla: i was chicomfying your turd only
    
    jurov: ssd business is so brisk, i doubt very much there will be significant bulk discounts
    
    kakobrekla: i agree
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00057267 = 5.3545 BTC [+]
    
    ascii_field: "errors" : "EXCEPTION: St12out_of_range       \nCInv::GetCommand() : type=3 unknown type       \nbitcoin in ProcessMessage()       \n"
    
    jurov: or $20 only fake 4G chips
    
    ascii_field: ^ interesting
    
    jurov: marked as 64
    
    shinohai wants to start a pogo bitnode factory, ensure domination of therealbitcoin
    
    ascii_field: ... and the node is 2 blocks ahead of 'blockchain.info'
    
    ascii_field: shinohai: good luck obtaining so much as ONE system-on-chip for the prototype
    
    ascii_field: i've been trying for ~6 months and could not.
    
    shinohai: T_T
    
    ascii_field: it appears to be utterly impossible to obtain the key components outside of cn
    
    punkman: ascii_field: I think that error means node is sending you command only present in later nodes
    
    ascii_field: and tw
    
    ascii_field: punkman: well, yes. but ~which~
    
    kakobrekla: bc info seems sorta down
    
    punkman: need mega-debug-sanity patch
    
    ascii_field: works here
    
    kakobrekla fuckin hates the days when he has to worry about britneychain
    
    kakobrekla: the chain is down, not site
    
    ascii_field: and shows that the gavinists are busy  bees, stuffing the britneychain full of liquid shit
    
    jurov: http://www.dx.com/p/ds1302-real-time-clock-module-blue-151999#.VZrNH5R9zmE and plenty of others there
    
    assbot: DS1302 Real Time Clock Module - Blue - Free Shipping - DealExtreme ... ( http://bit.ly/1J164vA )
    
    ascii_field: jurov: NOT USB !!!!
    
    ascii_field: unless you'd like to personally solder these to all 5,000 theoretical pogos
    
    ascii_field: for free
    
    jurov: *shrug*. so? throw usbserial chip in?
    
    ascii_field: 'throw'
    
    ascii_field: want to solder ?
    
    trinque waves hands
    
    ascii_field: just opening that plastic box is already adding more labour cost than everything we previously considered to be involved in setup put together
    
    jurov: surely there are monkeys around that can solver that
    
    jurov: *solder
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 18:49:17; mircea_popescu: ascii_field i have nfi why unixtime "locales" are implemented so braindamagedly anyway. all machines should have the same exact integer for time. then if you wish to localize it, localize it on top of that
    
    decimation:      actually happens on linux as I understand.  there's a thing
    
    decimation:      called CLOCK_MONOTONIC
    
    decimation:      http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3523442/difference-between-clock-realtime-and-clock-monotonic
    
    assbot: linux - Difference between CLOCK_REALTIME and CLOCK_MONOTONIC? - Stack Overflow ... ( http://bit.ly/1J16jXw )
    
    decimation: sorry for the munged spacing :(
    
    ascii_field: jurov: involving ~any~ monkey at all is astronomically outside of what we expected the cost to be.
    
    trinque: jurov: I have no slave monkeys that can solder
    
    ascii_field: right now, our pictured supply chain looks like 'any pogo -> any ethernet jack'
    
    ascii_field: if there is 'monkey' in between those, add many times the cost in transportation at the least.
    
    ascii_field: dead end.
    
    jurov: yes. and you so like to paint yourself into corner
    
    ascii_field: jurov probably noticed that just moving one of these from america to europe doubles the cost.
    
    punkman: "[OPEN] Reimplement pogo in chinese"
    
    jurov: http://www.dx.com/p/usb-to-ttl-cp2102-serial-module-red-309988#.VZrOeJR9zmE maybe even no soldering is required, just wire this to rtc module
    
    assbot: USB to TTL CP2102 Serial Module - Red - Free Shipping - DealExtreme ... ( http://bit.ly/1J16tOH )
    
    decimation: why not write a lightweight client that gets the time from trusted bitcoind node network?
    
    ascii_field: decimation: because bitcoin doesn't use crypto
    
    ascii_field: there is no such thing as a 'trusted node'
    
    decimation: no, but latest block?
    
    ascii_field: circular logic
    
    ascii_field: whether a block can be 'latest' depends on local time!
    
    decimation: not if multiple nodes are queried
    
    ascii_field: sybils
    
    decimation: myeah
    
    decimation: if you actually want to keep time offline it's not gonna be cheap or easy
    
    jurov: then you painted yourself to a corner and need tiny webserver for user to set time manually
    
    
    
    jurov: or some such
    
    decimation: what's wrong with usg timeservers?
    
    jurov: danielpbarron: how many?
    
    ascii_field: jurov: not sure if it is so much of a corner. perhaps it is possible to get a 'good enough' picture of political time via some clever means
    
    decimation: no need to run ntp, just ask for time once
    
    ascii_field: thing needs time every time it powers up
    
    
    
    decimation: so?
    
    decimation: it asks for tiem when it powers up
    
    jurov: wow, thanks
    
    decimation: plenty of shit does that
    
    ascii_field: plenty of shit gets owned to pieces
    
    jurov:  that's not clever enough for alf
    
    decimation: lol so you are gonna get diddled time?
    
    ascii_field: i fully expect it
    
    
    
    ascii_field: but more prosaically, ddosed servers
    
    decimation: okay if we are taking it that level, then you really need non-network time
    
    decimation: gps, shortwave, longwave, etc
    
    decimation: maybe it can come with a plug-in sextant?
    
    ascii_field: l0l gps time
    
    ascii_field: jammed for sport as we speak
    
    trinque: some way of signaling current time via invalid transactions?
    
    ascii_field: by fuck knows how many folks
    
    decimation: fine, glosnass, galileo
    
    ascii_field: same
    
    ascii_field: and no signature
    
    ascii_field: i am looking forward to hearing of some answer other than soldering iron or gossipd
    
    ascii_field: mircea_popescu awake ?
    
    decimation: or use WWVB and/or DCF77 and whatever else
    
    punkman: slavegirl must post signed timestamp every 10 minutes?
    
    ascii_field: decimation: quickest way to make sure any kid can set your clock to whatever he wants
    
    ascii_field: is to use un-rsasigned radio !
    
    decimation: lol
    
    decimation: alright, apparently we need a #b-a radio clock transmitter too
    
    jurov: and if we have rsa-signed time, usg will pwn or jam that too
    
    ascii_field: and now we've turned bitcoin into a centralized turd
    
    ascii_field: as jurov points out.
    
    decimation: it was already such a turd, we are just trying to find out what to do about it
    
    ascii_field: aha.
    
    ascii_field: probably the only Right Thing (tm) solution is to somehow cleanse bitcoin of its dependence on wall time entirely
    
    decimation: if we are this paranoid about it, the only solution I can think of is to ship a separate box with an ethernet port
    
    trinque: ascii_field: what's wrong with the idea of signaling via specially crafted txn?
    
    ascii_field: trinque: crafted how ?
    
    decimation: that serves time via ntp server and has a push-button input on the front panel
    
    ascii_field: and what is the thing to do until it hears it ?
    
    ascii_field: decimation: gonna ship a gigabit switch also?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13392 @ 0.00056806 = 7.6075 BTC [-]
    
    decimation: can be 10/100
    
    ascii_field: and now you've throttled the pogo to 10/100
    
    ascii_field: and who will produce magic box? martians?
    
    jurov: well.. nuke the time-related checks altogether?
    
    trinque: ascii_field: the script itself could be both properly signed and invalid right?
    
    trinque: could you encode the time into it?
    
    trinque: and consider certain addresses a valid source of time?
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 18:28:33; punkman: ascii_field: see also http://culubas.blogspot.gr/2011/05/timejacking-bitcoin_802.html
    
    decimation: I find the magic box unneeded when I can get rsa signed time from a variety of places via ntp
    
    ascii_field: trinque: who will encode? what time ?
    
    ascii_field: back to a magic public key a la gavin ?
    
    ascii_field: decimation: the point is that these 'places' are central points of failure, and are even now controlled by the enemy
    
    decimation: not really, nearly every non-orc (and some orc) governments and institutions have ntp
    
    ascii_field: the point i've been trying to make is ~not~ 'let's all go eat our pistols' but that the entire fiction of political time is poisonous when applied to bitcoin
    
    decimation: not sure about the signed part though, need to look into that
    
    mircea_popescu: ascii_field yeh
    
    ascii_field: decimation: there is no ability to authenticate what you get from ntp connection
    
    trinque: ascii_field: yeah, I think that is the only possible way to avoid having a magic central something
    
    punkman: you can't have bitcoin without human time. meat rots.
    
    trinque: having bitcoin disregard time, which I'm sure has all kinds of implications around when you may consider a given block valid
    
    decimation: you can sign time with rsa in ntp http://www.ntp.org/ntpfaq/NTP-s-config-adv.htm
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1RgToKN )
    
    ascii_field: decimation: who gets to sign ?
    
    trinque: bitcoin jesus of course
    
    ascii_field: hitler? me? mircea_popescu?
    
    decimation: sure
    
    ascii_field: any and all choices are terrible
    
    decimation: if they all give the same time, they are probably not lying
    
    ascii_field: if they all give the same time, it is probably because hitler killed the others and took their keys
    
    trinque: is the problem reducible to "all pogos agree on the time" ?
    
    ascii_field: trinque: within +/- 2h
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29346 @ 0.00055261 = 16.2169 BTC [-]
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189615 << eh get out.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 18:54:46; ascii_field: they could still attempt to filter, but it would have to be an open declaration of war. something the gavinists are rather averse to
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189613 << quite exactly.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 18:54:35; ben_vulpes: trivial patch to apply for anyone who's vested.
    
    trinque: ascii_field: and then going down that route, anyone can diddle his pogo soon as it's in hand
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 19:00:13; ben_vulpes: wait, wedge is related to version number?
    
    ascii_field: ^ see log. i determined that it is entirely on account of epoch time
    
    ascii_field: trinque: adjusting anything whatsoever on pogo is nontrivial for a 'civilian'
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189680 <<< i think so
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 19:10:06; punkman: is this a first?
    
    punkman: mazel tov
    
    trinque: so this decentralized ledger thing requires centralized time
    
    trinque: fascinating.
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189717 << i have no idea why the 2nd set would even exist.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 19:27:32; ascii_field: jurov: realize that, at the moment, we do not have separate code for servicing peers you added manually vs ones dredged up from the seedlist
    
    mircea_popescu: why is pogo connecting to anything but good nodes again ?
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field
    
    kakobrekla: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: mircea_popescu: there is presently no mechanism for 'pull blocks ONLY FROM THESE'
    
    ascii_field: there is only 'addnode' and 'connect'
    
    mircea_popescu: myeah.
    
    ascii_field: the latter turns the node into a kind of boat anchor while active
    
    ascii_field: (no one can connect TO it)
    
    mircea_popescu: well...
    
    ascii_field: the former treats the added ip as equal in status to those dug up from dirt
    
    ascii_field: but in ~both~ cases there is no protection from mitm
    
    trinque: anybody ever looked at tinc as a starting place for a gossipd?
    
    trinque: does p2p networking over RSA keys
    
    ascii_field: author in wot ?
    
    decimation: time is already centralized in the sense that we are all spinning on the same planet
    
    ascii_field: and why would i want to bridge nets
    
    decimation: the question is merely 'who do you trust to tell you the correct phase of rotation'
    
    
    
    assbot: tinc Manual: Libraries ... ( http://bit.ly/1RgUvtT )
    
    ascii_field: punkman: ~barf~
    
    trinque: kinda like that bitcoin thing
    
    trinque: or if the set of things which exist does not contain the thing desired, there you have it.
    
    punkman: what if you could do like tlsdate over ssh, you just dial random IPs at ssh port, get buncha timestamps
    
    ascii_field: punkman: 'pogo' has no rng...
    
    mike_c: block hash is rng
    
    ascii_field: so doing anything 'randomly' will be problematic.
    
    ascii_field: mike_c: when you have no blocks ?
    
    ascii_field: (upon unboxing)
    
    mike_c: i was trying to think of some way to use the block hash to determine "who" you ask for timestamps, but the list of "who" is unknowable/proveable.. ends up in the same place.
    
    mike_c: time sucks.
    
    ascii_field: mike_c: all the signs point to us trying to solve the utterly wrong problem.
    
    ascii_field: 'fried ice'
    
    punkman: fried ice cream is a thing
    
    trinque: ascii_field: is it +/- 2hrs or is it no more than 2hrs in the future?
    
    decimation: if lizard hitler pwn's everyone's ntp servers, I think we all have bigger problems than block time epoch in bitcoin
    
    trinque: you can of course accept a block from the past
    
    ascii_field: decimation: it isn't an 'if'
    
    trinque: why does this matter?
    
    ascii_field: this is who owns them ~now~
    
    ascii_field: because right now, hitler has, essentially, a button that makes just about the whole btc network shit its pants
    
    trinque: say I though a block from last year at your node, I don't see why it would matter that your clock is set to tomorrow
    
    ascii_field: i would like this to ~not~ be the case
    
    mike_c: but if they muck with ntp they'll break themselves too
    
    trinque: vs if you are set to yesterday and I give you a block from tomorrow
    
    decimation: ascii_field: but that would come at the cost of fucking *all clocks for all users*
    
    ascii_field: decimation: other users might not even notice
    
    ascii_field: if it is done briefly
    
    ascii_field: they will get apologies and a coupon for free blowjob at community whorehouse
    
    mike_c: markets break over the stupid leap second
    
    decimation: converable to dollars?
    
    ascii_field: zimbabwe dollars
    
    decimation: essentially there isn't such a thing as p2p time
    
    decimation: for whatever reason nobody has thought to scratch that itch
    
    ascii_field: only in so far as proof-of-work can be used
    
    ascii_field: is there a notion of p2p time.
    
    decimation: right, but that requires a trusted way to ask a bitcoind "what's the timestamp of the last verified block'
    
    decimation: in the existing network, I suspect 99% of the miners are using ntpd traceable to some usg organ
    
    ascii_field: and the 1% - .cn
    
    decimation: aye
    
    decimation: who knew that we needed a #b-a astronomer
    
    trinque: anyone clear on whether it's +/- 2hrs or what I said?
    
    ascii_field: but we already established that miners are clinically retarded
    
    trinque goes to inspect the function which does this
    
    decimation: ascii_field: I wonder if satoshi thought that these nodes would be anonymous?
    
    decimation: rather than the blatent centralizing points that they actually are?
    
    mircea_popescu: he thought that everyone will run one and so it'll be too noisy to follow them.
    
    mircea_popescu: because humanity is humanitarian and similar windows-powered bullshit.
    
    ascii_field: ^^
    
    decimation: yeah, seems legit
    
    decimation puts 'celesial navigation' on the library list
    
    ascii_field: did nobody ever discuss the time thing? i have trouble believing this
    
    mircea_popescu: <mike_c> markets break over the stupid leap second << no they don't.
    
    decimation: it's come up a couple of times here, but not in the context of the 2h epoch
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189820 << well, and some "follow this text file with instructions for the software part". but yes.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 19:53:03; ascii_field: right now, our pictured supply chain looks like 'any pogo -> any ethernet jack'
    
    mircea_popescu: and this is mportant.
    
    ascii_field: aha
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189839 << well done ty.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 19:56:14; danielpbarron: jurov mircea_popescu sent
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189862 << you know there COULD be something here.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 19:59:08; trinque: some way of signaling current time via invalid transactions?
    
    pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189541 << pretty much nada.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 18:30:13; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski whaddaya know about this glynn-ward character?
    
    mircea_popescu: just as long as we put THE REAL TIME as a txn in every block, pogos can be fine
    
    ascii_field: mircea_popescu: my objection was 'uses magic key'
    
    mircea_popescu: so it does. there's no way out,.
    
    pete_dushenski: "6 July 04:00: A new fork occurred starting 5 July at 21:30 with three blocks before the valid chain again became the strongest chain."
    
    ascii_field: there's gotta be a way out.
    
    mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski will the lulz never cease.
    
    ascii_field: l0l!!
    
    pete_dushenski: "Reports that the situation has passed are not correct. Please continue to wait 30 more confirmations than you usually would wait before accepting a transaction."
    
    trinque: the message processing story in bitcoin is a shitshow
    
    trinque digs further
    
    mircea_popescu: very useful, this network that takes 5 hours to confirm txn
    
    pete_dushenski: please to see "list of forks" https://bitcoin.org/en/alert/2015-07-04-spv-mining#list-of-forks
    
    assbot: Some Miners Generating Invalid Blocks ... ( http://bit.ly/1RgWwpR )
    
    mircea_popescu: thanks power rangers!
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00055396 = 4.3209 BTC [+]
    
    mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189880 << this isn't possible.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 20:03:11; ascii_field: probably the only Right Thing (tm) solution is to somehow cleanse bitcoin of its dependence on wall time entirely
    
    pete_dushenski: *megazord tips his cap*
    
    trinque: maybe I'm an idiot, but I feel like you only get so many if statements per function..
    
    ascii_field: mircea_popescu: why so certain that impossible ?
    
    trinque: "disconnect if we connected to ourself" << LOL
    
    mircea_popescu: because bitcoin is secured by mining which happens irl and the difficulty of mining is set on the basis of irl entropy.
    
    trinque: put your dick down, bitcoin
    
    mircea_popescu: this is not a fully virtual system
    
    ascii_field: why couldn't the difficulty be set based on accumulated work ?
    
    pete_dushenski: http://dorkshelf.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads//2014/05/600-power-rangers-comic-cluckster.png << eerily relevant : "time to wipe smile off that goofy clock's face"
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1RgWM8k )
    
    mircea_popescu: nope
    
    ascii_field: (yes, it would end up climbing monotonically...)
    
    mircea_popescu: it wouldn't make any further sense.
    
    ascii_field: the reward could still follow the same asymptotic
    
    ascii_field: assuming that nuclear war doesn't send us back to cpu mining
    
    ascii_field: 'Note that the roughly 50% of the network that was SPV mining...' << can haz network without 50% hash power belonging to diagnosable retarded folks plz ??!!
    
    decimation: does SPV mining really give you that much 'edge'?  It seems dubious to me
    
    ascii_field: as (i think it was) mircea_popescu pointed out, it looks like the miners have not been sufficiently darwined yet
    
    jurov: estimated time to fully verify a block is 20 seconds
    
    ascii_field: and need a couplea catastrophic megadeaths
    
    jurov: ;;calc 20/600
    
    gribble: 0.0333333333333
    
    ascii_field: to help their collective iq move into the double digits at least
    
    jurov: 3% advantage
    
    pete_dushenski: huge.
    
    ascii_field: jurov: let me guess, nobody's written a multicore verifier ?
    
    trinque: ascii_field: http://deedbot.org/stator-lcov/bitcoin/bitcoin/src/main.cpp.gcov.html << line #1265 appears to check for being in the future, not past
    
    jurov: even if multicore, there's still i/o
    
    trinque: so why can't my node's time just be far-future?
    
    ascii_field: jurov: on my measurements, it's almost entirely cpu-bound
    
    trinque: is this a worthwhile experiment?
    
    ascii_field: trinque: because then you can be attacked in various ways
    
    decimation: I wonder if someone could make money by 'brokering' txns on behalf of miners
    
    trinque: ascii_field: making me eat lots of invalid blocks?
    
    ascii_field: http://culubas.blogspot.gr/2011/05/timejacking-bitcoin_802.html ( linked earlier )
    
    assbot: culubas: Timejacking & Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1ezxqkc )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22280 @ 0.00053981 = 12.027 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    trinque: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: incidentally, does anyone else suspect that cn miners, on account of their microscopic profit margins, are ripe for usgization ?
    
    ascii_field: 'you can make engineer's wages doing what you're doing. or you can do exactly same thing, but use spv and give us root, and your swiss account will grow by 100k/mo.'
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 04-07-2015 22:28:31; mircea_popescu: anyway, the main sufferance in my head atm is that reading the chinese stuff (in translation) clarifies in my head an objection that may well be a second major flaw to the protocol, after the "relay nodes gotta do it for the glory" : its altogether unclear a purely financial incentive is the correct solution for miners.
    
    mircea_popescu: of course they are.
    
    ascii_field: these folks' time horizon is perhaps... 2 weeks long ?
    
    ascii_field: i suppose all the 'proper confucians' with millenium-long time cocks are employed as colonels in pla or whatnot
    
    ascii_field: and not mining
    
    ascii_field: seems like collectively chinese see bitcoin the same way they saw crimea
    
    ascii_field: a place to farm to death, to the bedrock
    
    ascii_field: and leave
    
    ascii_field: like locusts
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34600 @ 0.00052881 = 18.2968 BTC [-]
    
    pete_dushenski: "ONE MILLION new lines of code hit Linux Kernel 4.2 rc1"
    
    ascii_field: go read, l0l
    
    pete_dushenski: "Most of those new lines of code come from “the new amd gpu register description header”, code that Torvalds says comprises “41 per cent of the entire patch” and has created a “... somewhat odd situation where a single driver is about half of the whole rc1 in number of lines.”"
    
    ascii_field: (probably mostly mods)
    
    mircea_popescu: ascii_field in fairness that's how they saw china too
    
    ascii_field: aha
    
    mircea_popescu: which is why no cows, no trees, everyone on tatamis
    
    ascii_field: who hasn't seen the rivers (literally) of toxic sludge
    
    ascii_field: the 'gutter oil' restaurants, etc
    
    
    
    assbot: BitPremier — Luxury Villa,  Kalamata, Greece ... ( http://bit.ly/1RgYNS6 )
    
    punkman: I don't even want to know how much tax the owner is paying on that
    
    mircea_popescu: ascii_field gotta be a lot of magic numbers
    
    thestringpuller: d00d. why do I have to wait 30 confirmations?!?
    
    punkman: "We all got access to C. Pozzi's GPG key! https://paste.debian.net/279527/  #hackedteam"
    
    assbot: 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rh0teo )
    
    thestringpuller: ascii_field: did you get past the wedge yet in 0.5.3.x? or do you still not have access to a node?
    
    scoopbot_revived: Greek Finance Minister Varoufakis Resigns in Failure http://qntra.net/2015/07/greek-finance-minister-varoufakis-resigns-in-failure/
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45981 @ 0.00051916 = 23.8715 BTC [-]
    
    BingoBoingo: !up ascii_field
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3852 @ 0.00051916 = 1.9998 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14428 @ 0.00051911 = 7.4897 BTC [-]
    
    punkman: pete_dushenski: "in which Greek citizens refused to accept austerity measures"  in case it wasn't clear, the referendum question was "do you like this deal? answer yes or no". and the next deal won't be much different either.
    
    pete_dushenski: i imagine you're right
    
    pete_dushenski: all that 'dignity' and yet no bread on the table
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00051916 = 8.6181 BTC [+]
    
    pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo seems that the "yanis gaming industry" link was added twice in the same (3rd) paragraph
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59917 @ 0.00051916 = 31.1065 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah
    
    BingoBoingo: it works
    
    punkman: 6th or 7th finance minister in 5 years https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euclid_Tsakalotos
    
    assbot: Euclid Tsakalotos - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1JQwmnf )
    
    punkman: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 274.96, Best ask: 274.99, Bid-ask spread: 0.03000, Last trade: 274.98, 24 hour volume: 56638.18757788, 24 hour low: 267.33, 24 hour high: 278.69, 24 hour vwap: None
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7120 @ 0.00052881 = 3.7651 BTC [+]
    
    punkman: ;;ba,bull
    
    gribble: Error: "ba,bull" is not a valid command.
    
    punkman: ;;bc,bull
    
    gribble: Next Price Estimate: 302.489 | Next Price In About 2 days, 21 hours, 36 minutes, and 24 seconds
    
    BingoBoingo: ;;bc,bear
    
    gribble: Next Price Estimate: 219.968 | Next Price In About 3 days, 0 hours, 20 minutes, and 24 seconds | It's tanking!
    
    asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
    
    ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1190105 << plz see today's log
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 21:11:18; thestringpuller: ascii_field: did you get past the wedge yet in 0.5.3.x? or do you still not have access to a node?
    
    ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1190103 << already censored
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 21:11:03; punkman: "We all got access to C. Pozzi's GPG key! https://paste.debian.net/279527/  #hackedteam"
    
    ascii_field: speaking of which, i've often thought of adding an 'i know a private key!' box to phuctor
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9000 @ 0.00053521 = 4.8169 BTC [+]
    
    punkman: ascii_field: maybe better place for that in new keyserver?
    
    pete_dushenski: ;;nethash
    
    gribble: 396177655.034
    
    pete_dushenski: c'mon 400 !
    
    BingoBoingo: stator up to 248926
    
    mod6: 333k+
    
    ascii_field: punkman: keyserver is presumably for use as a keyserver, rather than place to hang the severed heads of pwned folks ?
    
    ascii_field: incidentally, for anyone who missed, the public node is working and synced
    
    ascii_field: and go, connect to it.
    
    ascii_field: 195.211.154.159
    
    ascii_field: ;;later tell mircea_popescu please consider posting your blkxxxx which encompass the two most recent forks
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    ascii_field: i would like to compare it with mine.
    
    BingoBoingo: Ah, public node has maxversion
    
    shinohai: I am *so close* to 350k
    
    TomServo: Ahoy all, just wanted to pass long: my 0.5.3 node is humming along, currently reporting blockheight 364171.
    
    TomServo: If that's of any significance.
    
    BingoBoingo: cool
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5118 @ 0.00053983 = 2.7628 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    assbot: HOT! Domain BTC .CO.DE! ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5bYeL )
    
    shinohai: ^ 10 BTC is steep for a domain name, but I like it
    
    
    
    assbot: HOT! Domain BTC .CO.DE! ... ( http://bit.ly/1gk5WAt )
    
    pete_dushenski: "CoinbaseAdrian 30 points an hour ago* : Sorry guys, we're looking into this. It appears to be an issue with our network provider (Cloudflare). We have an urgent ticket open with them and I'll update here with any details." << response to coinbase being offline
    
    
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1gk6aHJ )
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12608 @ 0.00051911 = 6.5449 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    pete_dushenski: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3cbuq1/im_the_author_of_the_bitcoin_revolution_an/ << oh travis tequilahead, how the mighty "thought leader" has fallen. you've stumbled from writing on your own blog to hacking up scamdesk, and now all the way down to the very bottom of the barrel with reddit. all in the course of, what, 2 weeks ?
    
    assbot: I'm the author of The Bitcoin Revolution: An Internet of Money and founder of Diginomics, Ask Me Anything! : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5e12x )
    
    pete_dushenski: "SuperSecretTech: How many bitcoin do you own?" TravisPatron:  Not as many as I would like."
    
    pete_dushenski: and so it will always be, travis. so it will always be.
    
    pete_dushenski: looking forward to seeing tequilahead becoming the 8th greek finance minister in 5 years.
    
    pete_dushenski: they deserve each other.
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 19:51:35; ascii_field: just opening that plastic box is already adding more labour cost than everything we previously considered to be involved in setup put together
    
    TomServo: pete_dushenski: Didja find a way to boot OpenBSD on the edgerouter from USB or are you using the nfs boot option?
    
    pete_dushenski: TomServo i found another computer with a serial port that actually talked to the serial cable i have. the usb adapter i bought was b0rked.
    
    pete_dushenski: using just rj45 to db9
    
    TomServo: But last I read booting OpenBSD required booting over the network, rather than install on the USB drive due to lack of a USB driver
    
    pete_dushenski: first you unplug the usb drive from inside the edgerouter, plug it into your computer, install openbsd on it, unpack it, reinstall the drive in the edgerouter, establish a serial connection, and start talking.
    
    pete_dushenski: !up aabtc
    
    trinque: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/06/us-boston-bombings-trial-idUSKCN0PG26R20150706 << "death to america" y'know... unless you wanna appeal your death sentence
    
    assbot:       Boston Marathon bomber files motion seeking new trial| Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1gk7MBn )
    
    trinque: fuck that kid.
    
    TomServo: pete_dushenski: Ah cool, I'll give it a go. Thanks.
    
    pete_dushenski: np!
    
    pete_dushenski is pleased that his amateurishness is of use to anyone ever.
    
    pete_dushenski: or i should say, my tragedishness
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15000 @ 0.00052669 = 7.9004 BTC [+]
    
    BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Win response http://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/trading/uks-fca-issues-warning-against-bitcoin-brokers-bit4x-and-venetfx/
    
    assbot: UK’s FCA Issues Warning Against Bitcoin Brokers Bit4X and VenetFX | Finance Magnates ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5gnhI )
    
    kakobrekla: thats superold
    
    kakobrekla: but yeah, wouldnt it?
    
    pete_dushenski: you'd think so.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20450 @ 0.00052008 = 10.6356 BTC [-]
    
    
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34700 @ 0.00052669 = 18.2761 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 11:33:19; jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-07-2015#1185700 << in my experience, you can use spinning rust if you throw in 8GB RAM
    
    
    
    assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 12:18:42; mats: too light on actual details imo
    
    decimation: pete_dushenski: I thought that openbsd didn't support the usb storage driver for edgerouter
    
    decimation: if you are saying otherwise than that is good
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25884 @ 0.00052669 = 13.6328 BTC [+]
    
    asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1190162 << please consider modifying the proggy to print running block count, so i can try to replicate
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 22:36:48; danielpbarron: ;;later tell asciilifeform I get a segmentation fault http://danielpbarron.com/blkcut.txt
    
    asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1190196 << it is very, very easy to use almost arbitrarily slow disk if you have ram for the kernel to cache it with
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 23:23:15; danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188147 << now that you mention it, it occurs to me that my 0.7.2 node had been fully synched (until the recent wedge) running on a single 5400 rpm drive and 8 gigs of ram
    
    asciilifeform: on pogo we very much have no such thing
    
    asciilifeform: need pretty much 100% of ram for logic
    
    asciilifeform: which is why i'd like to banish the block index to disk. so that the 128m of ram can be freed up to cache disk ~as required~
    
    asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: i did my 'edgerouter' by building on pc and copying to the stick, yes
    
    asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1190150 << not sure if this is technically correct - there is, i think, room for another leading '9' !
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 22:13:22; BingoBoingo: Ah, public node has maxversion
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34133 @ 0.00052669 = 17.9775 BTC [+]
    
    asciilifeform: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/22/us-usa-new-york-parachute-idUSKBN0P229M20150622 << mega-l0l
    
    assbot:       Three men convicted in parachute jump from New York's 1 World Trade Center| Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5k8Ur )
    
    asciilifeform: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/30/us-usa-maryland-swing-idUSKCN0PA2XC20150630 << moar l0l
    
    assbot:       Death of Maryland boy pushed in swing for three days ruled homicide| Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5keLE )
    
    scoopbot_revived: Another Post BIP 66 Fork Dies after 3 Blocks http://qntra.net/2015/07/another-post-bip-66-fork-dies-after-3-blocks/
    
    BingoBoingo: ^ Hypothesis on one resolution path posited
    
    trinque: asciilifeform: #2 sounds like another case of bad psych meds
    
    coderwill: definitely not funny
    
    
    
    assbot: its_bitney_bitch comments on How far behind are we due to the "stress test"? ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5m3Z9 )
    
    pete_dushenski: decimation took some fiddling but i made it happen :)
    
    decimation: pete_dushenski: ah that's good news
    
    BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3cd4nd/unless_all_major_miners_begin_mining_with_fully/
    
    assbot: Unless all major miners begin mining with fully validating node software... users of the latest versions of "Bitcoin Core" are at risk of finding themselves Altcoiners : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1fiHTl5 )
    
    decimation: now the question is: how bad is the routing performance
    
    pete_dushenski: decimation that's still tbd on my end. perhaps asciilifeform can comment ?
    
    asciilifeform: wai wut
    
    asciilifeform: comment on what
    
    pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo bahahhaa omfg that's sweet.
    
    pete_dushenski: asciilifeform edgerouter routing performance
    
    decimation: running openbsd.  I thought ascii had been using netbs
    
    asciilifeform: freebsd
    
    decimation: ah
    
    pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo "The second fork persisted from 21:50 through to 23:40 on July 5th, 2015" << should include blockheight, neh ?
    
    decimation: given the proprietary kernel used by the edgerouter in its linux variant
    
    pete_dushenski: decimation aha. my bsd mistake
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19488 @ 0.00052093 = 10.1519 BTC [-]
    
    asciilifeform: routes at something quite like line speed;
    
    asciilifeform: 100% uptime since i first plugged it in
    
    asciilifeform: ditto for their radio 'ufo', which i bitched about but then got 'openwrt' running on it
    
    decimation: interesting.  I didn't see any updates on openbsd saying that the nfs turd was no longer needed
    
    BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Haven't seen people talking blockheight. Really as fragile as the thing is atm fuckers ruined my dreams of blockheight as "canonical" measure of time
    
    decimation: pete_dushenski: I assume you are still using the stock uboot which ascii suspects?
    
    decimation: unfortunately blockheight is only a solid concept in retrospect
    
    asciilifeform: chainph0rk never prospers, for the reason, that if it prospers, none dare call it treason (tm) (r)
    
    pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo hm. ya. fair nuff.
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: one could verify that one has the correct time by observing occultations
    
    
    
    decimation: of the moon and other bodies http://www.lunar-occultations.com/iota/iotandx.htm
    
    assbot: IOTA Main Table of Contents ... ( http://bit.ly/1fiJ2cy )
    
    pete_dushenski: decimation stock uboot ? << me thinks so, yes.
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: my pogo didn't come with a gimbal telescope; did yours ?
    
    decimation: watching bodies pass in front of other bodies
    
    decimation: no, but the question is: who do you trust to tell you the time?
    
    asciilifeform: entirely separate problem from the one we have
    
    decimation: time (for the moment) still derived from the earth's rotation around the sun (and date by its orbit)
    
    decimation: err rotation about its axis I mean
    
    asciilifeform: epoch time is more related to cesium time
    
    asciilifeform: (which is the actual iso std)
    
    decimation: sure but that's why we have leap seconds
    
    asciilifeform is aware of the 'leap second' bullshit
    
    decimation: point being, someone derives time (the iers) from astronomy, sets the cesium, and broadcasts it
    
    asciilifeform: unrelated: folks competing for mircea_popescu's 1 btc prize for therealbitcoin callgraph can strike 'egypt' utility off the list. it is a worthless pile of shit, which produces worthless piles of shit (at least for cpp proggy)
    
    asciilifeform: the other thing is that we DON'T NEED A DYNAMIC CALLGRAPH FOR ANYTHING !!!!
    
    asciilifeform: at least ~i~ don't
    
    asciilifeform: which means that 'gprof' callgraph is out
    
    decimation: probably valgrind 'callgrind' too
    
    asciilifeform: as is kcachegrind, openpat, amd's codeanalyst, and makeppgraph.
    
    asciilifeform: leaving - afaik - NOTHING at all.
    
    decimation: note that there are plenty of tools that would work for C
    
    decimation: not for C++
    
    asciilifeform: useless here
    
    asciilifeform: aha
    
    decimation: another reason why C++ sucks
    
    asciilifeform: i can't use a graph which contains munged names or misses virtual functions.
    
    asciilifeform: or, in the case of dynamic graphs, may omit some corner case which didn't get hit
    
    asciilifeform: dynamic graphs are useful for certain kinds of work, but is more or less the opposite of what i need here.
    
    decimation: the virtual functions thing probably eliminates all halfass attempts to use a C based-tool
    
    asciilifeform: sure do.
    
    asciilifeform: i just tried 'egypt'
    
    asciilifeform: total waste of time.
    
    asciilifeform: (for this reason)
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: one would think the compiler writers would need such a thing
    
    asciilifeform: why?
    
    decimation: To verify correctness?
    
    asciilifeform: i mean, yes, gcc turns cpp into an ast
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4150 @ 0.00052034 = 2.1594 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: but this functionality is deliberately not brought out to 'libraryizable' form, for reasons discussed in earlier threads re: rms
    
    decimation: what about clang? I thought stuff like this was the 'reason' it was built
    
    asciilifeform: anybody got a clang build?
    
    asciilifeform: ben_vulpes ?
    
    asciilifeform: phf ?
    
    asciilifeform: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/15458738/create-a-call-graph-for-a-file-with-clang
    
    assbot: graphviz - Create a call graph for a file with clang - Stack Overflow ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5oriF )
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: what about http://scottmcpeak.com/elkhound/sources/elsa/index.html
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5oDhS )
    
    decimation: " Interesting in that virtual inheritance is represented properly; for example in/std/3.4.5.cc yields 3.4.5.png. "
    
    asciilifeform: i don't see call graph...
    
    asciilifeform: only #include graph
    
    asciilifeform: and inheritance graph
    
    asciilifeform: neither of which is useful to me
    
    asciilifeform: and before anybody asks,
    
    asciilifeform: i am definitely not interested in the output of any proprietary, closed (esp. winblowz) proggy that produces c++ callgraphs
    
    asciilifeform: because i won't be running it.
    
    decimation: it's possible that something like this does it http://www.semanticdesigns.com/Products/DMS/DMSToolkit.html
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1H5p5g0 )
    
    decimation: for $$$
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: please see above!
    
    decimation: yeah.
    
    trinque: clang looks like it might be the thing
    
    decimation: but all you want is a chart
    
    decimation: someone else can do the dirty work
    
    asciilifeform: no
    
    asciilifeform: i want a chart that i can regenerate.
    
    decimation: ah.
    
    asciilifeform: on demand.
    
    asciilifeform: thought about using the output of 'lxr'
    
    asciilifeform: but then learned that it is retarded
    
    trinque cooks his balls recompiling llvm
    
    asciilifeform: and unable to distinguish between functions of same name in different classes
    
    asciilifeform: (when listing its 'who calls')
    
    asciilifeform: the chart ~must~ be semantically correct. this is not negotiable
    
    asciilifeform: (one which is not, is worse than useless)
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00052414 = 5.9752 BTC [+]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40500 @ 0.00052004 = 21.0616 BTC [-] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19995 @ 0.00052414 = 10.4802 BTC [+]
    
    
    
    trinque: mats: and so nice of google to ship that with their browser
    
    mats: the exploit is interesting
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45850 @ 0.00051884 = 23.7888 BTC [-] {3} 
    
    asciilifeform: mats: tried it on the non-winblowz one ?
    
    mats: https://twitter.com/GammaGroupPR/status/617937092497178624 someone's taking credit for FinFisher and HT
    
    asciilifeform: run moar winblowz!
    
    mats: nope
    
    asciilifeform: in other nyooz that you will never read in english,
    
    asciilifeform: http://www.fontanka.ru/2015/07/06/022 << russian member of parliament busted, had 400 kg (!) of currency
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1LP1i9u )
    
    asciilifeform: nm, 100
    
    mats: what denomination notes?
    
    asciilifeform: 400 m rubles (about 7 mn in u.s.)
    
    asciilifeform: !up nottooshitty
    
    nottooshitty: translation?
    
    trinque: ^ was going to ask next "which currency"
    
    asciilifeform: the bugger was an infamous 'moralist'
    
    asciilifeform: tried to suppress abortion, even (a laughable nonstarter in ru) and 'fight alcoholism', etc, etc.
    
    asciilifeform: the dough was found in bank boxes, wouldn't even fit in the vault, was stored all over the place
    
    mats: asciilifeform: how am i to submit keys to phuctor without an api for the keyserver? just post?
    
    asciilifeform: mats: correct
    
    asciilifeform: no api needed
    
    asciilifeform: it takes a standard POST
    
    mats: am i supposed to parse the html or something for a response?
    
    mats: or just piss into the void
    
    asciilifeform: there can be no useful immediate response
    
    asciilifeform: thinkaboutit
    
    mats: yeah i should know better
    
    asciilifeform: so apparently they had to take the bank by storm.
    
    trinque: 200 Eaten
    
    asciilifeform: eventually opened with battering ram
    
    funkenstein_ can't wait to buy USD by the kilogram
    
    asciilifeform: http://www.fontanka.ru/2015/07/06/192 << in unrelated nyooz, ru tu-95 bombers helped to celebrate '4th of july' in alaska & california, l0l
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1dIGkLC )
    
    asciilifeform: putin, is claimed, was actually on the phone with obama, congratulating, while they buzzed the coast
    
    mats: lol
    
    trinque: that's style
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43300 @ 0.00052788 = 22.8572 BTC [+] {4} 
    
    
    
    assbot: 195.211.154.159:8333 - Bitnodes ... ( http://bit.ly/1dIH57z )
    
    asciilifeform: https://getaddr.bitnodes.io/nodes/?q=/Ender:3.14.15.94 << other lulz (not mine)
    
    assbot: Snapshot of reachable nodes in the Bitcoin network - Bitnodes ... ( http://bit.ly/1LP2lX5 )
    
    asciilifeform: apparently we don't even ~have~ a 'useragent' string in 0.5.x
    
    asciilifeform: somehow i missed this, l0l
    
    asciilifeform: who wants to make one up - can!
    
    nottooshitty: put time on it
    
    asciilifeform: nottooshitty: read the thread. it doesn't matter where you put it - it can't be believed
    
    nottooshitty: i know
    
    asciilifeform: we are, apparently, the #43 '- (1)'
    
    asciilifeform: in the list
    
    asciilifeform: on account of being the only node on the planet that passes the idiots' 70001 filter while ~not having a useragent string~
    
    asciilifeform: https://getaddr.bitnodes.io/nodes/?q=/UMD-Coinscope:0.0 << node mentioned much earlier, the one run by the umd dept. of sc4mz4tr0n1cs
    
    assbot: Snapshot of reachable nodes in the Bitcoin network - Bitnodes ... ( http://bit.ly/1LP2NEA )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33383 @ 0.00053195 = 17.7581 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19927 @ 0.00053341 = 10.6293 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    asciilifeform: https://www.btko.in << anyone ever heard of'em ?
    
    assbot: BTKO.in ... ( http://bit.ly/1dIJ8IO )
    
    asciilifeform: advertised in a node userid, '/btko.in:0.11.99/ (70002)'
    
    nottooshitty: storm??
    
    asciilifeform: idk
    
    thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: Really as fragile as the thing is atm fuckers ruined my dreams << twas a good dream
    
    asciilifeform: waiwut
    
    thestringpuller: ^- that directed at me?
    
    asciilifeform: or BingoBoingo
    
    asciilifeform: what was the ruined dream
    
    thestringpuller: blockheight as canonical measure of time
    
    asciilifeform: it was never a measure of time
    
    asciilifeform: because, as mircea_popescu explained earlier, difficulty is defined in relation to wall time
    
    asciilifeform: for the record, i think this design is asinine
    
    asciilifeform: difficulty oughta have been defined in relation to the difficulty of the last solved block, solely.
    
    asciilifeform: yes, this means that martians can land, mine the remaining blocks in five minutes, and leave earth a smoking and bitcoinless crater
    
    asciilifeform: to which i say mircea_popescu's sacramental 'don't be poor'
    
    asciilifeform: do it to mars before mars - to us!
    
    thestringpuller: asciilifeform: you make it sound like prison rape...
    
    asciilifeform: i really fail to grasp for what, precisely, it is, that we need the possibility of falling difficulty.
    
    mats: any folks very familiar with postgresql in here
    
    mats: id like to know how well caching is supported
    
    thestringpuller: mats: you ever use memcache?
    
    mats: i'm exploring the option of _not_ using additional things like redis or memcache
    
    trinque: what are you caching?
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17500 @ 0.00053474 = 9.358 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    thestringpuller: oh well, never seena stack that's operated that way in production. would be interestig in what you come up with.
    
    trinque: mats: depending on the situation, maybe a materialized view is called for
    
    mats: key db
    
    thestringpuller: asciilifeform: if difficulty always goes up what happens in "nuke scenario"?
    
    trinque: mats: in my experience postgresql can do anything those other piles of shit can
    
    trinque: and often just as fast or faster
    
    asciilifeform: (in gedankenexperiment above, 'mine the remaining blocks' oughta be understood to mean 'mine all the blocks with substantial blockreward')
    
    asciilifeform: thestringpuller: in that scenario, bitcoin either dies with the last remaining man, or the beloved 'hardfork'.
    
    trinque: mats: what in particular is slow?
    
    asciilifeform: thestringpuller: or the survivors simply sign, on parchment, with their privkeys, ..., etc
    
    thestringpuller: asciilifeform: this makes next block work a non obtainable resource tho?
    
    asciilifeform: the thing barely survives today, much less ww3
    
    mats: trinque: spec calls for displaying stats, which would probably require caching because pgsql reads from disk otherwise
    
    asciilifeform: incidentally, today i invented (hypothetical) very cheap 'clock': an sram with a beta source glued on top
    
    asciilifeform: (from, say, a smoke detector)
    
    asciilifeform: though one would probably prefer something with shorter halflife
    
    mats: depending how large db gets i would expect io to get choked
    
    trinque: mats: could write a view that generates your stats, then a materialized view which is refreshed at an interval with "refresh materialized view" or w/e it is
    
    trinque: I like this approach because there's both an interface that is "fast" and also one that is accurate
    
    thestringpuller: asciilifeform: it is seemingly surviving usgavination attempts.
    
    mats: trinque, ok to pm?
    
    trinque: sure
    
    asciilifeform: thestringpuller: unless i seriously misunderstand, 50%+ of the hash rate belongs to folks ~who aren't even running bitcoin~ but a toystore version
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00053216 = 2.9269 BTC [-]
    
    asciilifeform: http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/3330352/post179877748 << historical. sov. sub. close-ups of internals.
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1HJpbxH )
    
    asciilifeform: 1970-1998
    
    asciilifeform: interesting because traditional (diesel) motor.
    
    asciilifeform: as in ww2.
    
    asciilifeform: linked mainly on account of this http://russos.ru/img/trip/2009-kolskiy/b440-22.jpg mechanical computer.
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1HJphVX )
    
    asciilifeform: !up Vexual
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50700 @ 0.00053423 = 27.0855 BTC [+] {2} 
    
    mats: http://www.pcworld.com/article/2942267/why-ubuntu-plans-to-replace-traditional-linux-packages-with-something-better.html
    
    assbot: Why Ubuntu plans to replace traditional Linux packages with something better | PCWorld ... ( http://bit.ly/1HJqEnF )
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: no pictures of the radio room?
    
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    asciilifeform: ^ ??
    
    decimation: 00:00:40 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187182 << add lying schmucks to a degree not experienced since kindergarten on pirate island. the
    
    assbot: Logged on 04-07-2015 16:41:04; asciilifeform: ;;later tell kakobrekla my current understanding of the ph0rk situation is that your hypothesis re: miners being dumb as bricks is essentially correct...
    
    decimation: f2pool admin's explanation is "we got the bad block from antpool, who we don't know how they got because they told us they only follow us"
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:00:40 assbot: Logged on 04-07-2015 16:41:04; asciilifeform: ;;later tell kakobrekla my current understanding of the ph0rk situation is that your hypothesis re: miners
    
    asciilifeform: decimation: !!
    
    decimation: being dumb as bricks is essentially correct...
    
    
    
    asciilifeform: !!
    
    decimation: 00:01:03 mircea_popescu: because yes, we're fucktarded enough to not notice what's proposed here is a closed f2pool - antpool loop. they're over there in their own
    
    decimation: parallel universe.
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:01:17 mircea_popescu: i dunno when it became fashionable to be infantile, but i'm getting pretty sick of it.
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:02:39 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1187220 << so are they :D
    
    assbot: Logged on 04-07-2015 17:23:18; trinque: yeah, I'm being hyperbolic
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:02:39 assbot: Logged on 04-07-2015 17:23:18; trinque: yeah, I'm being hyperbolic
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:03:34 ben_vulpes: ohai punkman
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:05:37 ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-07-2015#1185652 << i really gotta post ak47.sh to the ml
    
    assbot: Logged on 03-07-2015 19:49:35; shinohai: mod6: if you want another auto.sh, I'll try and help you when I understand this new build xD
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:05:37 assbot: Logged on 03-07-2015 19:49:35; shinohai: mod6: if you want another auto.sh, I'll try and help you when I understand this new build xD
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:06:24 mircea_popescu: "Note that the roughly 50% of the network that was SPV mining had explicitly indicated that they would enforce the BIP66 rules. By not doing so,
    
    asciilifeform: !!
    
    decimation: several large miners have lost over $50,000 dollars worth of mining income so far."
    
    
    
    decimation: 00:06:36 mircea_popescu: leaving aside the inept spin they published, why the fuck are we pricing things in dollars.
    
    BingoBoingo: Bouncer aimed in the wrond direction?
    
    asciilifeform: probably pushed wrong pedal
    
    decimation: alright, that's the end of my adventure with erc
    
    trinque: lol, I stopped using it myself when I dumped an email to my father in another channel
    
    decimation: I wasn't hitting anything other C-x b
    
    decimation: decided to shit web browser logs from another buffer into chan
    
    trinque: M-x do-everything-and-lock-up
    
    asciilifeform: save-lisp-and-die
    
    decimation: one wonders how shitty lisp machine that emacs is emulating gets into such a sad state
    
    decimation: I'm sure rms would blame my non gnu extension
    
    trinque: probably chafing at the emacs|other boundary
    
    decimation: yeah to be fair I'm running stator on this machine, and it only has 2gb ram
    
    decimation: yeah and erc runs inferior process
    
    decimation: anyway I abandoned irssi because I thought it couldn't handle unicode, but apparently it was my tmux
    
    decimation: шара́жка
    
    trinque: I haven't been able to see non-ascii since I put the weechat instance on obsd
    
    trinque: hm could be tmux in my case too
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: re: ru aircraft: http://www.ibtimes.com/russia-grounds-entire-su-24-fleet-fighter-jets-after-deadly-crash-near-sea-japan-1996897
    
    assbot: Russia Grounds Entire Su-24 Fleet Of Fighter Jets After Deadly Crash Near Sea Of Japan ... ( http://bit.ly/1HJshBP )
    
    decimation: yeah it turns out tmux is very picky about the terminal you are using when you create it
    
    decimation: plus you need to manipulate unicode options maybe
    
    trinque: yeah, it seemed pissed about my rxvt-unicode-256color when ssh'ing in
    
    trinque: copied over the termcap, which sort of helped
    
    trinque: hm I wonder if this tmux session actually predates copying the termcap
    
    trinque: and in fact, yes; it works now.
    
    trinque: шара́жка
    
    trinque: whatever that means
    
    trinque: :D
    
    trinque: !up Transisto2
    
    trinque: huh... then when disconnecting and reconnecting with tmux, gone.
    
    trinque: computers are hard
    
    decimation: it's 'sharashka' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharashka
    
    assbot: Sharashka - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1HJu5uk )
    
    decimation: !up bagels7
    
    bagels7: good morning, hwo  do  you  do
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34800 @ 0.00052875 = 18.4005 BTC [-]
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42100 @ 0.00051761 = 21.7914 BTC [-]
    
    mats: how goes the money changing
    
    bagels7: well I was into IT then I got a sign from god and went a different path,  physical, mental and spiritual fitness. body/mind/spirit all well
    
    asciilifeform: !b 3
    
    assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1VFDQZV.txt )
    
    decimation: lol
    
    decimation: !up Vexual
    
    decimation: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/617/jew_basic.jpg < happy money changer
    
    assbot:  ... ( http://bit.ly/1HJwi9h )
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: http://www.itworld.com/article/2944275/ad-fraud-trojan-updates-flash-player-so-that-other-malware-cant-get-in.html < lulzy trojan uses flash exploit and then helpfully updates flash after infection
    
    assbot: Ad fraud Trojan updates Flash Player so that other malware can't get in | ITworld ... ( http://bit.ly/1HJwxkF )
    
    Vexual: ;;ticker
    
    gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 270.5, Best ask: 271.09, Bid-ask spread: 0.59000, Last trade: 270.48, 24 hour volume: 54919.01843139, 24 hour low: 267.74, 24 hour high: 278.69, 24 hour vwap: None
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32494 @ 0.00051493 = 16.7321 BTC [-]
    
    mats: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/05/03/magazine/how-bitcoin-is-disrupting-argentinas-economy.html << news of your celebrity in .ar, bagels7
    
    assbot: Log In ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ti4fBL )
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49250 @ 0.00054157 = 26.6723 BTC [+] {3} 
    
    asciilifeform: mats: i thought that was brendafdez
    
    asciilifeform: ;;seen brendafdez
    
    gribble: brendafdez was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 14 weeks, 5 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes, and 8 seconds ago: <brendafdez> mircea_popescu it works now. Anyway the IP I'm on now is one of a public AP, it shouldnt be whitelisted. I'll later give you my home IP, and BingoBoingo has my VPS IP already. I didn't know you were filtering.
    
    mats: oh mixed em up nvm
    
    Vexual: lol
    
    Vexual: it happens
    
    decimation: mats: bagels7 is the trans 'person'
    
    asciilifeform: so was brendafdez ?
    
    asciilifeform: hence, i think, the confusion
    
    decimation: heh
    
    mats: oops
    
    decimation: !up slikers
    
    slikers: ok
    
    mats: haro
    
    decimation: slikers: are you using ipv6
    
    slikers: nope
    
    slikers: what is issue ?
    
    Vexual: we chack and chack again
    
    decimation: I thought irccloud put your ip
    
    decimation: interesting
    
    slikers: nope
    
    decimation: what brings you here slikers
    
    decimation: !up maximian
    
    Vexual: ;;later tell cazala asx:ipo these kids had the melb free rent desks?
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: i don't understand the point of your gpgdiddling link
    
    Vexual: 3 months became a heady meatwot?
    
    Vexual: \query gribz
    
    Vexual: ;;later tell cazzala ^^
    
    gribble: The operation succeeded.
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36532 @ 0.00051493 = 18.8114 BTC [-]
    
    Vexual: ;;seen naphex
    
    gribble: naphex was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 10 hours, and 28 seconds ago: <Naphex> https://xotika.tv/#/channel115/LovelyTaya enjoy xD
    
    Vexual: tincans
    
    ben_vulpes: <ascii_field> mike_c: all the signs point to us trying to solve the utterly wrong problem. << http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-07-2015#1189757 << and by "diddle" i mean "use", if that wasn't clear.
    
    assbot: Logged on 06-07-2015 19:39:57; ben_vulpes: i'm beginning to suspect that booting bitcoin nodes cannot be automated in the same way that diddling one's gpg cannot be automated.
    
    asciilifeform: well yes
    
    ben_vulpes: punkman: i think i see now
    
    assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7850 @ 0.00051493 = 4.0422 BTC [-]
    
    ben_vulpes: leastaways without a wholesale replacement of sync mechanism plus god only knows what else eventually.
    
    Vexual: time is hard
    
    Vexual: and soft
    
    asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: thread was about how bitcoin as it exists is very much designed around 'political time' being a knowable and generally agreed-on thing
    
    ben_vulpes: i begin to understand.
    
    decimation: asciilifeform: http://www.nist.gov/pml/div688/grp40/auth-ntp.cfm < apparently you need to sign up by post if you want to receive 'authenticated time service' from usg
    
    assbot: NIST Authenticated NTP Service ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ti5JMe )
    
    decimation: plus you need a static ip
    
    Vexual: have you read celetitial vagigation yet?
    
    decimation: hehe
    
    Vexual: typo