benkay: man we should really just share public keys and scp stuff to each other
benkay: it's a trap
benkay: no don't do it
benkay: ooh that sounds lovely yah
benkay: concerto in d, that is
benkay: i found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwjZnZDpXSA which has the same thing, but maybe more of
benkay: cello in particular
benkay: more please davout
benkay: global butt
benkay: because oh dear god save me
benkay: i am actually going to return an array of strings
benkay: i...
benkay: argh
benkay: but what about different kinds of values?
benkay: drowni--
benkay: help
benkay: i can't see through all the semicolons
benkay: huh thanks jurov
benkay: bawww
benkay: "create an object with multiple values and return it"
benkay: i was made sad: http://stackoverflow.com/a/7470912
benkay: so rock, hard place.
benkay: GETS MORE OUTTA WORKERS
benkay: otoh
benkay: bleugh
benkay: gamified work
benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu social vcs is facebook + git/subversion/mercurial/etc - social + version control system
benkay: bitcoinpete ^^
benkay: heavy
benkay: i'm just a slave under the regime! don't make me suffer *more*!
benkay: pankkake: why u no let me assass on mah fone?
benkay: sublime text? really?
benkay: ;;ticker --market mtgox
benkay: network engineering is hard!
benkay: how is the ukraine doing today?
benkay: war is for robots now
benkay: fuck actual humans in planes BingoBoingo their time has come and gone
benkay: asciilifeform gets it
benkay: ^^
benkay: mircea_popescu: robots on everything with thrust vectoring
benkay: or smash yourselves into it w/e
benkay: "go over there and ruin anything moving till you run out of juice"
benkay: i actually think coordination of the cheap ones is an emergent thing
benkay: they're cheap enough that one might be able to test different strategies
benkay: BingoBoingo: surewhynot
benkay: interdicktion
benkay: interdiction
benkay: you want 2 vehicle classes, at a broad sweep: disposables to take stuff out (poor man's guided missle) and fancy ones (comms, coordination, w/e)
benkay: try not to break 'em too often
benkay: yeah keep 20 or 30 of the nice ones around
benkay: asciilifeform: i'm down with that trajectory of development.
benkay: i gotta guy to introduce you to
benkay: haha
benkay: oh man they're doing cool stuff too mircea_popescu http://www.bvmjets.com/tips/sabre_jet_news.htm
benkay: what is the damn power plant!
benkay: the jets dudes?
benkay: who ipo which what?
benkay: ah, 3k
benkay: ;)
benkay: but at least the cost of the microdrones necessary to liberate cascadia's well priced now
benkay: oh horrible
benkay: i have yet to identify the powerplant, yet, but many pages mention fuel tanks
benkay: to civilians no less!
benkay: looks like effective combat mini drones are available at about 2k
benkay: anyways hey guys checkout these sweet mini jets: http://www.bvmjets.com/Pages/XtremeJets/F16%206.75.htm
benkay: they're widely available on the internet.
benkay: i kind of think fuck social vcs, but i dasn't really take that stance in america
benkay: bahaha nope.
benkay: shit i just got told by Vexual
benkay: that would be the answer to this wouldn't it Vexual
benkay: a TOY JET!
benkay: f yeah that's useful there's a jet in the results
benkay: i zapped my pidbox :(
benkay: it's not burning per se just a big ol' piece of steel with electrons pumped through.
benkay: otoh cover has hole and hot
benkay: on one hand covered
benkay: i'm failing to estimate evaporation rates on my own
benkay: hey guys thumbs up or thumbs down on gently simmering the covered stock overnight
benkay taps foot impatiently
benkay: ;;ticker --market mtgox
benkay: i just doubt i'd do much better than stochastic bouncing around, pankkake - much like gamblers or traders. up one day, down the next; cognitively biased against tracking returns etc. it's a goddamn emotional shitshow is what it is.
benkay: you're a landlord, not a startup.
benkay: some days i wonder if learning how to gamble effectively is +ev or not...
benkay: ultimately we come back to the personal responsibility thing
benkay: mircea_popescu yeah on state machines ;)
benkay: !t h rent
benkay: wow
benkay: so deploy
benkay: much barely
benkay: many software
benkay: nubbins`: ^^
benkay: barely software?
benkay: and ladies of course
benkay: how ams even software, guys?
benkay: 80
benkay: ;;calc 40*4/2
benkay: vigilance against being disposed of?
benkay: no, i just don't want any french fries.
benkay: "dear, the simplest interpretation is the one you're looking for."
benkay: if you let it
benkay gives ThickAsThieves a katana. it is enchanted +5 specifically for cutting through female chatter.
benkay: do it nubbins`
benkay: http://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1b9iyl/my_friend_foolishly_let_me_ssh_into_his_account/c95chhf
benkay: mornin
benkay: vexual that's crazy
benkay: amazing vexual!
benkay: something with some soul
benkay: another vex another
benkay: it's grand
benkay: lovely thankee
benkay: 50's if you got it, if it exists
benkay: from before 1970 plz
benkay: hahaha
benkay: hey Vexual hit me with some old dub
benkay: thanks vex
benkay: eventually the bag bursts
benkay: hands off the servers i promise
benkay: it's late
benkay: i'm stoned
benkay: i dunno
benkay: i'm working on training my first!
benkay: "harder, please"
benkay: which is great
benkay: this waffling about the legality of bitcoin by places thailand etc are just going to delay its recognition as a thing by the big institutions
benkay: on an entirely unrelated topic
benkay: mircea_popescu: what did you think of the Jaynes book?
benkay: sure and all programming languages are turing equivalent so why bother
benkay: what's your ranking of them by power of expression?
benkay: also what are your favorite languages?
benkay: does latin have significant abstraction power?
benkay: they'll go crazy!
benkay: hah i get it fills their brains with ideas they can't handle
benkay: some optimization point on the curve, etc
benkay: there being a relationship between abstraction power of words and the number of maintained in brain on mental horsepower.
benkay: which is that most people have just totally fucked substrates for running these operations
benkay: oh man but this system has a horrible problem
benkay: yeah yeah
benkay: cognition, layered abstractions.
benkay: i operate from the basis that we're just chemical machines.
benkay: hah i do?
benkay: fully granted
benkay: okay out of curiosity, on what bases were the authors of this almanac predicting?
benkay: intimately. i did a spot of modeling when building a wafer host for a wager probing mfgr.
benkay: i don't really expect accuracy on predictions of the behavior of a really complex multidimensional set of oscillators and dampers (see: planetary processes of weather etc) with totally unknown coupling from a set of modelers whose heads gotta be up they asses much less a book from a ways back
benkay: nm
benkay: mircea_popescu i was going to bring up water table problems but just freeze a berm around your mining works el oh el oh el
benkay: it's not simply farmable as is.
benkay: gotta drain the tundra, greenspan_fan.
benkay: eh not terribly worried about the downside. i know it's pretty bad.
benkay: not really buying that an almanac is more accurate
benkay: wrong with a beautifully normal distribution on some wrongness axis
benkay: i'm going to go ahead and guess they're both kinda just stochastically wrong
benkay: this is disappointing: https://blockchain.info/address/13iGD7nu6kXTtPS9DxKhY4gJdgchvdXJFH
benkay: potahto
benkay: cuntcocktion
benkay: amazing concontion
benkay: IMPLIED VOL
benkay: actually plot it against implied vol
benkay: "BTC"
benkay: ^^
benkay: rentalstarter seems to be in sales rate decay mode
benkay: !t h rent
benkay: fiat thinking takes some time to disloge
benkay: but this thwarts the scammer's desire to launder all their money without having any to begin with.
benkay: but those are the best bets!
benkay: check your privilege, mircea_popescu
benkay: us young guys - too young to get shitloads of dollars into btc at the right time, doomed to toil for the cryptolords forever.
benkay: ;;google lawsky new york
benkay: and i *like* the place.
benkay: i don't want it.
benkay: cryptolord of NYC
benkay: sounds like typical usg propaganda
benkay: weight's working correctly on that one too.
benkay: mhm
benkay: HAW
benkay: mircea_popescu dignork: even so, private bets hold addresses...private, keeping third parties from bridging through scraping bitbet
benkay: american banks fading in relevance: http://venturebeat.com/2014/02/20/online-bank-simple-acquired-by-spains-bbva-for-117m-with-a-focus-on-international-growth/
benkay: dignork: bet wins are returned to the address of your choice - get it right.
benkay: ThickAsThieves: you can check with mircea_popescu and kakobrekla but i believe you'll be getting older coins than you put int.
benkay: u no ams see "private bitbet" pankkake?!
benkay: mircea_popescu: referring to your link ibm/bitcoin poster and the failure of education
benkay: Mats_cd03: re: cleaning coins: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/01/31_mix-your-coins-for-1-bitbet-as-mixer.html
benkay: exponential growth; logarithmic leaps!
benkay: mircea_popescu: method of currency my sides
benkay: is there a bitbet on capitulation?
benkay: "oops! guess we ran out."
benkay: thereby guaranteeing a rapid dissolution of fractional reserve?
benkay: intervaging
benkay: or rather it's astronomically difficult to do so.
benkay: it's arguably only contextual in a world in which nobody can really ant their hard work away.
benkay: more like "o now i have credit for a billion pizzas at this local bitcoin brokerage"
benkay: but the "you" here can vary, and does not include pizzas
benkay: i expect a new whore at the door
benkay: "stench of the cube farm"
benkay: you can say that again.
benkay: i'm going back to figuring out how to represent a 32-bit int in ragel on java.
benkay: well what does it mean for bitcoin to be stopped!?
benkay: now, you're dependent on the technical ability of your counterparty to track and not double-spend.
benkay: "here - take this pre-signed transaction"
benkay: not that this actually prevents anyone from exchanging btc, provided they're sufficiently trusty
benkay: greenspan_fan: you don't need credits for comments.
benkay: "how good is your WOT?"
benkay: "how much does a bitcoin cost?"
benkay: dat fuzzy probability zone
benkay: for failing to capitalize on high price.
benkay: mike_c: the basic gist is that you can't spend it when btc price is going up 'cause derp, but then when you don't spend it in time you get a reaming from investors.
benkay: mike_c: did you see mircea_popescu's point a few days ago about the flipside of "you can raise it but you can't spend it"?
benkay: and i think it's a blocking call.
benkay: mike_c: you're still serving directly from highcharts.
benkay: that'd make you a better dev than most webbers.
benkay: lost an ie8 argument recently
benkay: "are you running ie8?"
benkay: "did you restart your computer"
benkay: "did you restart your browser"
benkay: "did you clear your cache?"
benkay: mhm
benkay: nondeterministicwebbug.
benkay: and nevermind.
benkay: highchart js is the long-loading one.
benkay: os x, firefox.
benkay: no man fuckit! debug in -assets! this is how we roll.
benkay: yeah it may be a browser thing
benkay goes back to the ragel documentation
benkay: leastaways /income/ isn't serving anything for me.
benkay: i think the assettes crashed your server, mike_c.
benkay: talking about the scoop, mike_c :0
benkay: well done mike_c
benkay: amen.
benkay: at least in their minds...
benkay: too close to home
benkay: not that good of a joke
benkay: ;;ticker --market mtgox
benkay: "stopping the drop"?
benkay: my heart sinks when truffles comes in.
benkay: don't they know the assettes only get off on public nudity?
benkay: what was this forced voting thong?
benkay: u ams scam.
benkay: relevant to past business/coding exploits
benkay: man if you delete shit
benkay: saw that
benkay: whaaaaat
benkay: blew your wad, eh?
benkay: great tits, too.
benkay: "we appreciate your your support and stoke"
benkay: my kinda babes.
benkay: they're excited about growth
benkay: i have no idea how a) will resolve, but b) cannot stand.