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benkay: moar drams
benkay: hey nubbins` would you be a friend and pastebin some logs of the -otc drama for us?
benkay: that's right we had some luls with that one time
benkay: er, lines
benkay: ah nice, assbot doesn't bash assbot quotes
benkay: !b 3
benkay: steve jobs is the future
benkay: ah right and sold it to someone else iirc?
benkay: who is rg?
benkay: future of btc
benkay: "Greg and Connie were born in New Jersey, but from the moment the Internet struck, they might as well have just arrived from Taiwan. When the Internet landed on them, it redistributed the prestige and authority that goes with a general understanding of the ways of the world away from the grown-ups and to the child. The grown-ups now depended on the child to translate for them. Technology had turned them into a family of immigrants."
benkay: make a killing
benkay: kid needs to get into btc
benkay: here's to a fantastic 2014, assettes
benkay: shipped a project skeleton last week and the pm wants to bring us on to another project he's doing
benkay: to your business, nubbins`
benkay: it's a scam
benkay: anyways when there's capital to be flushed down the drain of styling around here you can bet i'll do it. appearances ain't a priority on anything but http://survantjames.com until we're booked for a year solid.
benkay: dunno if you can inspect elements in lynx and get their computed css properties, but if you do that you can verify the above claim.
benkay: they're all the same size. <li>'s inside a footnote have different linespacing.
benkay: mircea_popescu ^^
benkay: but! link me to an example of rando-sizing and i'll take a look at it.
benkay: and i don't take dependencies for myself or clients on python libraries. period.
benkay: just folks on the other side of the wire saying "gosh it should really look a different way"
benkay: i have yet to receive an actual bug report here
benkay: agile antelope
benkay: do that yourself, mircea_popescu?
benkay: 1% of the time it's an obese whale
benkay: they all just clobber the dom with a picture of a naked girl in public
benkay: bquery library has all functions in jquery
benkay: (bquery)
benkay: jurov i don't even know where to begin with you
benkay: bitquery
benkay: duh!
benkay: kakobrekla the javascripts dollars you're using are all wrong too
benkay: i hear js 3 has embedded css
benkay: yeah need some css on your charts breh
benkay: CSS MEANS PROFESSIONAL
benkay: mpex tables are ugly too while we're at it
benkay: file it under "i know and don't care" for both of us
benkay: mircea_popescu: on the subject of shit that ain't getting fixed, your footnote tooltips are also busted
benkay: something like that
benkay: i suppose it's actually advertising?
benkay: god only knows why forum pr is actually necessary
benkay: guess i'm just...spunky today
benkay: that's funny 'cause i just discharged my reserves not one hour ago
benkay: i'm the asshole, you're the helpful. north is south and the argentine peso is the bedrock of civilization.
benkay: kakobrekla: it's spring. everything in bitcoin is upside down and filled with le 'tard.
benkay: and dude, stop getting all prickly
benkay: the market for that linked bet is rather large
benkay: who can even tell
benkay: maybe the mods are trying to cut down on zero-interest bets, TestingUnoDosTre.
benkay: no, because you see talking is important.
benkay: everyone has told you what to do, now stop blathering and do it.
benkay: if the mods say "moar" try doubling your bet.
benkay: the general message you should be accepting is that you need to interface with bitbet via bitbet. the people behind bitbet set it up the way it is so as to minimize these sorts of interactions.
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: have you tried doubling or quadrupling?
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: you'll want to use a computer computer.
benkay: the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS RIGHT
benkay: don't you KNOW
benkay: your businesses are all going to FAIL for lack of CUSTOMER SERVICE
benkay: you thick skulled neanderthal
benkay: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTre this will result in a PM
benkay: your manners are all AWFUL
benkay: GOSH
benkay: who could even tell
benkay: well fuck you're using a webchat client
benkay: made him take the other side before telling him who operates bitbet
benkay: shoulda opened a bitbet that TestingUnoDosTre would hear the same thing from a) everyone b) kako c) mp
benkay: We go by the last price rates that we receive directly from MTGox,
benkay: some other lulzy stuff http://btclevels.com/fairplay
benkay: skinnkavaj: didja figure that ban out?
benkay: anyone know these people? https://1broker.com/
benkay: u trollin on bitbet now mp?
benkay: on an entirely different topic, new site is up. http://survantjames.com
benkay: relevant to your interests is all, BingoBoingo.
benkay: oh, i know.
benkay: but you'd want to bother mircea_popescu or kakobrekla until they satisfy your curiosity
benkay: help? that's not really how bitbet works most of the time.
benkay: three strikes and you're out, ozbot.
benkay: .bait
benkay: .bait
benkay: .bait
benkay: anyways
benkay: the more you throw down the bigger the attraction on the other side, right?
benkay: anyways, ThickAsThieves has it on the nose. mods say submit with substantial wager.
benkay: yeah there's that approach
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: you gotta try harder, frere.
benkay: all from the link
benkay: To make a long story short : there’s no way to obtain a price feed that could be relied on, currently.
benkay: bitdaytrade-esque failure and Jesse’s enthusiastic support of the well known and universally reviled Jared Kenna scammerx. There are some others out there, and they pop up and down like flies.xi
benkay: Even if one were to roll their own index : BTC-e is a rather dubious venture, still fondly remembered for their involvement in NovaCoin, the original altchain scamcoin and spotty reports of selective scamming. Bitstamp has two thumbs down from Matic for reasons I don’t fully grasp but then again I don’t really need to in that circumstance. I wouldn’t trust Kraken to hold as much as my spit, especially after their recent
benkay: beyond my pay grade
benkay: the easy answer is probably just to use bitcoin-central, but that'd just reek of cronyism.
benkay: you should probably ask the relevant parties as indicated in the trilema piece.
benkay: did you read that link?
benkay: yeah?
benkay: other bets dependent on btc price were *placed* before feeds were found to be useless. your bet was placed after feeds found to be useless. your bet is rejected probably because now the mods know the price signal is fucked. previous bets were not because nobody knew the price signal was fucked.
benkay: bet opening dates, TestingUnoDosTre.
benkay: well your bet comes after the data feeds are found to be useless.
benkay: i know :)
benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu just answering this nonsense: (<ThickAsThieves> benkay only dates WoW sluts) with some of my own
benkay: nah i only date women who cook
benkay: showing a baby picture to a man is an aggressive act because it demands a reaction, you showing him a picture of your baby is entirely for your benefit and not at all for his, it is a dare, in much the same way as a woman on a first date telling you she doesn't play games is a dare, a dare you shouldn't take, trust me on this, overpay the check in cash and run.
benkay: it sucks
benkay: ketch-ard
benkay: bitcoinpulp.org
benkay: "mmm! this problem has a lovely hint of complexity."
benkay: oh come now, i want to hear actually offensive romanian jokes now
benkay: fuck is on her head?
benkay: spring is for teh lulz
benkay: SO THESE MYSTICAL BITCOINS
benkay: HAW
benkay: mircea_popescu:
benkay: give us another one, mi
benkay: BingoBoingo: 'cause he's dark?
benkay: but on which axis/es?
benkay: ambiguous like bitcoin price
benkay: what's the -est? puerto rican?
benkay: dude on the left with the fag
benkay: you're the anthropologist tho
benkay: to a nation that favors the image over the substance maybe
benkay: neck tattoos and all
benkay: 'babes' is just a personal generic for wimmins
benkay: well 'this generation' would be the agerange boss
benkay: that's the new all american as far as this generation of babes are concerned, B
benkay: BingoBoingo: that url's going to need a pastebin
benkay: mystical bitcoin!
benkay: ;;later tell anddam bacon ipo
benkay: bacon ipo anddam
benkay: get yer dealco divs and get out day apparently
benkay: you're talking about becoming a professional trader by trading your own book. just don't.
benkay: don't do it drifton
benkay: maybe i just need bacon.
benkay: *raaaaage*
benkay: that feel when a project manager cancels the meeting you scheduled to plan out the next 2 months of work
benkay: man, the derp is just as strong on hacker news as bitcointalk.org
benkay: at least their smart enough to actually go long
benkay: ah it's unrealized
benkay: if they have the smarts to hang on for a year or two, they may make it back
benkay: well, the 2013 top
benkay: gotta get out of the states
benkay`: "MRI scanner"
benkay`: good morning assettes!
benkay`: 1/3 of the things you write in -assets gives me the willies
benkay`: publish it somewhere and everything
benkay`: ugh asciilifeform you gotta put this shit into some fiction
benkay`: poor davi
benkay`: what a twizt!
benkay`: anddam: bitcoin is also ideal, and calls for ideal accounting.
benkay`: ask mircea_popescu
benkay`: i will come harp at you over rounding errors of less than a satoshi anddam
benkay`: if you look sideways at the TATINVESTMENTS logo you can see a WTF
benkay`: anddam you troll for money?
benkay`: WTF BITCOIN
benkay`: kinda hard to believe, but true.
benkay`: hey everyone did you know that real companies are built on professionally curated data feeds?
benkay`: wow dealco is still around?
benkay`: bitcointalk *has* a search bar, mircea_popescu
benkay`: "Crypto-currency investment is hard..."
benkay: TRICK QUESTION BOTH
benkay: right
benkay: one of those girls has done this before...
benkay: bawww
benkay: too often, maybe not
benkay: no no there is a thing as too soon
benkay: pankkake: plz refresh assass feed. pushed to public too soon :(
benkay: i actually have no idae
benkay: isn't it rather the fear of being found at customs rather than the actual searches?
benkay: how much does that run?
benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu the multiwallets are coming out of the woodwork... https://github.com/coinpunk/kongbucks
benkay: dat mpoe
benkay: ;;calc (29.833 + 11.876) / (43.80280699 + 11.876 + 5.0955 + 0.57 + 0.1107)
benkay: ;;calc 29.833 / 43.80280699
benkay: ;;calc .1326 + .1214 + 1.6799 + 1.685 + 0.112 + 0.11730696 + 1.695 + 1.132 + 5.0279 + 1.7785 + 0.4882 + 29.833
benkay: ;;calc 21.0043 + 8.8287
benkay: nubbins`: wat
benkay: same story with the local 'bitcoin meetup' and its location.
benkay: retail shops only start taking bitcoin when they're already circling the drain.
benkay: aight davout you got another?
benkay: ergo consumer devices?
benkay: asciilifeform: my limited intel sez flir's having a hard time
benkay: never going to get anywhere with this elitest fiat attitude...
benkay: yeah gosh doesn't she know bitcoin is a people power movement?
benkay: (buttcoin fumaroles)
benkay: no but wait she doesn't matter we must consult the forumoracles
benkay: Jere_Jones: would you link somewhere near this in the source?
benkay: "licker of new penises"
benkay: .bait
benkay: actually no buts
benkay: but!
benkay: jurov mircea_popescu you are both right as always about physics stuffs
benkay: "a naked lay-dee!"
benkay: nerds :(
benkay: Apocalyptic: of course, saying "you don't deserve your coins" yields a quick ticket to the edge of the desert
benkay: Apocalyptic: i'm a bit of a pariah among locals in bitcoin right now due to the glee i exhibited over the past 4 months in their demise. my only consolation is that the derps will turn over, as they do here. it just seems to be slower around here, mostly i think 'cause people lack any sort of hustle in these parts.
benkay: went over like a charm
benkay: i soliloquized on the benefits of the gox coins ending up in the hands of humans who undertsand how coins work instead of gox' or their customers last night
benkay: even so, Apocalyptic
benkay: probably mtv elsewhere
benkay: lacrosse at our school
benkay: hp was great in that it gave pretty 13 year old girls something different to run their mouths about
benkay: strin
benkay: hey thestringpuller i found your new shoes
benkay: peace
benkay: no what i want to do is go fuck my girl
benkay: it's an inflated tube, yo
benkay: why would it be?
benkay: it's not
benkay: pI = pE, tho
benkay: also if internal pressure = external pressure are hoop stresses really significant? don;t they only have to resist osmotic leaking through membrane?
benkay: weight one end so as it hangs down super deep
benkay: *shooop* exit opens 50ms before nose of vehicle breaches *shoop* closes behind vehicle
benkay: emerging nearly tangent to the surface
benkay: with an inflated launch tube duh
benkay: 2 companies that may fall over dead within the next 5 years whose technologies should not be let rust
benkay: skylon and nautilus
benkay: single stage to orbit with an air-breathing rocket
benkay: hey mircea_popescu are you familiar with the skylon dudes?
benkay: i thought we agreed "no grey goo"!
benkay: kombucha armaments
benkay: (but for the record robotic does not exclude manned)
benkay: fine fine
benkay: manned submersibles? how are manned submersibles not the worst engineering decision you could make?
benkay: pff subs
benkay: to prototype subsea mining drones
benkay: if undercapitalized.
benkay: my shit is TIGHT.
benkay: hyphens is well-deployed.
benkay: expectations is well-managed.
benkay: everyone knows i'm only peripherally interested in technology as a tool to make shitloads of money.
benkay: i ain't nobody's anything.
benkay: I MEAN SERIOUSLY GET YOUR HEADS TOGETHER
benkay: everyone else is going on about something in python lib 3
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