benkay: doubtless.
benkay: twitter?
benkay: bitcoin?
benkay: which affiliation makes you look dumber to the average potential client?
benkay: here's a tough one
benkay: the neobee physical locations never even existed?
benkay: had a machine lifted with passphrase cached
benkay: i had a crypto nightmare last night
benkay: p much.
benkay: hoarder's won't starve, misconceiving bitcoin will kill you is that the gist?
benkay: ah i misread
benkay: danielpbarron: do you have this 'hoarders will starve' thesis of yours written out anywhere in more detail than 140 characters including a link allows for?
benkay: not as in get out of here as you no doubt hear all the time, but what precisely are you doing.
benkay: hence the question "what are you doing here"
benkay: what are you doing here, danielpbarron ?
benkay: o ya you're the troll thumper
benkay: what's your flavor of scam?
benkay: ?
benkay: and who are you, danielpbarron
benkay: lotsa new handles in here -- y'all in the WoT yet?
benkay: ;;lasers
benkay: actual businesses are pretty rare in bitcoin space chetty
benkay: just set scam filters to trigger hard when jargon appears
benkay: but mostly productivity.
benkay: and drink.
benkay: sorta thing drives me to productivity
benkay: this channel really burnt a solid day talking about sky faeries?
benkay: NO HALP ME
benkay: ANATHEMA
benkay: surfcapital management?
benkay: 140 characters signifying nothing
benkay: ffs are you kidding me?
benkay: odd thing is that other people are now letting me hear about where else my blatherings are popping up o.O
benkay: had to wait for some other twuser to let me know
benkay: hey mircea_popescu thanks for the front page tweet
benkay: half your money!
benkay`: ;;lasers
benkay`: neo be queer
benkay: pankkake: http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=81
benkay: ;;google whet emotions
benkay: i didn't know he hung from hooks.
benkay: goat suspension?
benkay: thank you.
benkay: cut it out!
benkay: you too!
benkay: the20year2!
benkay: you're fired
benkay: mike_c: stahp stahp stahp stahp
benkay: mike_c: stahpo
benkay: such bait
benkay: MUCH APPROVE
benkay: EXCELLENT BAIT, OZBOT
benkay: .bait
benkay: jborkl: lol
benkay: i've seen burner chicks with better hair at day 12 on the playa
benkay: what is wrong with her hair?!
benkay: this nicean shit is BORING.
benkay: mircea_popescu: i'd rather talk about lasers and encryption and rockets and titties
benkay: mircea_popescu: you suck.
benkay: what are the odds.
benkay: an atheist and a bible thumper show up in assets the same day
benkay: how funny
benkay: mike_c: don't knock it...
benkay: (lilith)
benkay: wunder whylzolzolzl
benkay: musta not made the nicean cut
benkay: such waste.
benkay: you took a decade off that lady's life. shame, mircea_popescu !
benkay: yeah and i bet cortisol levels too
benkay: it's all sound and fury signifying nothing, cmyers
benkay: much derp
benkay: irc of reddit
benkay: snoonet
benkay: BingoBoingo: ping
benkay```: ^^ nubbins`
benkay```: Rejection reason: If you're going to play the cool internet cat, go get some BTC, then submit your retardation with paid wager.
benkay```: Mircea Popescu will be arrested and extradited to the US in 2014
benkay```: internet is wacky today
benkay```: wow how'd i get to three tacks
benkay```: most likely it'll start small with some executive order overriding some congressional mandate.
benkay`: mike_c: what is a wallet?
benkay: clinton + warren?
benkay: surfcapmgmt: welcome to -assets.
benkay: o/
benkay: make him present his derriere before your new lawyer
benkay: over deliver on quality, though. not features or time spent on the thing.
benkay: state-backed price controls?
benkay: oh i can't prove anything, no worries :)
benkay: although they had known epic haxx ahead of time.
benkay: see also: Gox.
benkay: one of those things that's hard to prove ahead of time.
benkay: rumors. fud.
benkay: has the gox practice of allowing unfunded bids and asks spread to bitstamp et al.?
benkay: ;;ticker --market kraken
benkay: is this how the pros do it?
benkay: jurov kakobrekla is usd/btc sensible in the context of a bid/ask ratio?
benkay: ;;calc 9380164/24265
benkay: whoop
benkay: ;;calc 9380164/386.56786
benkay: ;;calc 20844.8088889/24265
benkay: ;;calc 9380164/450
benkay: ;;baratio --market kraken
benkay: ;;baratio --market bitstamp
benkay: wow baratio that's a new one
benkay: still gotta bleed out all of the enthusiasm of 2012
benkay: feelings be damned, he's not even my contractor.
benkay: i think i'm just going to say: 'see this? stop it.'
benkay: don't pollute test or master with your damn merge commits
benkay: i don't really care
benkay: bounce: if you go that route you gotta set aside the time for mentorship and training as well.
benkay: i hear you.
benkay: bounce: the only solution is to be the competent management you wish to see in the world :)
benkay: that's a funny one
benkay: ho ho ho
benkay: f overdelivering.
benkay: yeah f overpromising.
benkay: i like smart clients who know nothing about compute.
benkay: just do less, but do it right.
benkay: easier to crack the whip on new devs than get client to pay for vcs maintenance
benkay: client ain't gonna pay for that
benkay: VanCleef: do it.
benkay: "cheap"
benkay: "effective"
benkay: course
benkay: VanCleef: don't even need a call center. just a few effective humans somewhere cheap.
benkay: pankkake: sounds dangerously close to actually learning how to program :D :D :D
benkay: ;;later tell blackwhite remind me to ask you about pricing models some day
benkay: (open to argument on that one. i don't know anything anyways.)
benkay: nor, probably, should they.
benkay: so here's the problem: people working on css do not understand or care about complexities of version control
benkay: much less send patches over email
benkay: but apparently people can't even email any more
benkay: sure sure
benkay: it's the dev fucking with the test branch generating oodles of 'merging XXX of remote into XXX'
benkay: eh i'm not so hateful about that. it's nice to have a point at which the test branch was merged into master to point at.
benkay: ah
benkay: pankkake: what does github have to do with merge commits?
benkay: i have a contractor whose hand needs to either be slapped or held, can't decide yet.
benkay: hey does anyone have a concise "merge commits suck and you suck for producing them" on tap?
benkay: whatever i want :)
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:13dc0a8f650d9a3d5bc25aa33a2bb9b6b90e2985d8f072845fe7fad9
benkay: wat
benkay: morning.
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:9b1f48c2d3f7308c2bfc37b583412ab487e081fbf3942171827ad295
benkay: ;;gpg eauth benkay
benkay: (i think he's kidding)
benkay: "In several cases my changes take the form of a Turing-complete program that dynamically modifies the upstream source code in several attempts until it passes tests. I’m not kidding."
benkay: TAKE THAT DAD
benkay: i think i'm going to rebel against my gui conditioning and agree with you
benkay: funny how the telegraph line length clusters around 72
benkay: i love ambrose
benkay: HAW
benkay: random_cat: pm
benkay: ya well it ain't about the beer
benkay: that's a rating
benkay: hey tg2 you see that?
benkay: 8p
benkay: every other
benkay: ;;gettrust random_cat
benkay: come out in two weeks!
benkay: se
benkay: uh lucky lab
benkay: oh holy shit
benkay: do you know the area, random_cat ?
benkay: a bar
benkay: you and me both, random_cat
benkay: o'clock
benkay: zone
benkay: central location of derpage
benkay: never stop hustling
benkay: don't think like that
benkay: its pretttty great
benkay: "pennies. from paupers. get out of my face."
benkay: "but but but this twitter tweet douchebot!"
benkay: "every bit of energy spent not making checks eventually arrive in my inbox is time wasted."
benkay: "i am more interested in checks landing in my mailbox."
benkay: "you see"
benkay: "well"
benkay: "why u no spend time and energy pumping crypto train its good for everyone"
benkay: this week
benkay: bitcoin derp central in southeast portland
benkay: every two weeks
benkay: hey assettes
benkay: hey
benkay: embiggen sunburst
benkay: "So once again, I must thank Aravind, Gavin, Timo, Luis and all other great people for being behind Bitcoin, which means no other thing that transmitting the passion for it to other people."
benkay: !t h neobee
benkay: !t m s.mpoe
benkay: ;;ticker m s.mpoe
benkay: all that cortisol's gotta hurt after a while
benkay: she needs a break anyways
benkay: blackwhite, mike_c mircea_popescu kakobrekla jurov and others with experience in software game thoughts welcome
benkay: beery musings on hiring cut rate developers and bringing technical debt down on your non-technical ass: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/04/01_i-dont-build-vms-on-developer-machines.html
benkay: 'no recourse in bitcoin'
benkay: well read the gpg contracts thing
benkay: the 'why' tho is that mp doesn't care about people who don't read in detail.
benkay: been there myself
benkay: refrain of everyone who's looked into mpex more thoroughly, tg2
benkay: but it sounds a little defocused.
benkay: so anyways if you come up with anyone to whom you'd sell this bond/insurance/rating thinger let us know
benkay: tg2: you should read the listing contracts.
benkay: ffs...
benkay: everything ultimately operates in meatspace.
benkay: read the stuff
benkay: think about it for a while
benkay: no recourse in bitcoin.
benkay: ;;google trilema gpg contracts
benkay: well if it didn't happen you have quite the scoop there
benkay: this trust thing, you see.
benkay: mpex
benkay: nothing to mitigate.
benkay: not really. everyone got paid out at par per the contract.
benkay: har the value of S.MPOE is probably in that mircea_popescu delisted bitvps 'aggressively', whereas everyone else lists outright scams.
benkay: so...
benkay: are you familiar with bitvps, tg2 ?
benkay: 943k, but semantics.
benkay: like i'm twelve, please.
benkay: uh
benkay: "holds no liability to the companies it lists"
benkay: almost a mil.
benkay: so that's mpex
benkay: ;;calc 0.00094307 * 1000000000
benkay: who's got the biggest mktcap in btc-denominated securities?
benkay: but let's go down the list by market cap, shall we?
benkay: not entirely.
benkay: too young :)
benkay: "need", also.
benkay: we need companies that need auditing first, mike_c .
benkay: tg2: why do people by pmbs?
benkay: tg2: why did they trust pirate?
benkay: tg2: why do they trust neobee?
benkay: "trust but verify" requires trusting first.
benkay: no trust, no business.
benkay: trust is that which all business runs on.
benkay: no that is actually the question
benkay: tg2: you'll have to overcome the stigma ratings agencies in btc face post-pirate.
benkay: tg2: so start building some trust. run that operation.
benkay: neilol: let's just get someone who's not an MPEx scam to issue financials first before we worry about auditing those financials, eh?
benkay: seems a bit premature. there's barely anyone to trust in the first place, much less people in whom one can trust instead of actually trusting your counterparty.
benkay: well given that 99% of 'bitcoin companies' are barely concealed scams, the thing doesn't fly unless you can point at a potential customer that's not a scam.
benkay: which companies would you insure, tg2 ?
benkay: o there's a new photo of mircea_popescu
benkay: not three years of 'forum sucks, mpex at least isn't a scam' getting under everyone's skin?
benkay: what, govcoin?
benkay: well get off irc! how rude.
benkay: !b 8
benkay: this is dog.