benkay: yet (?)
benkay: this is not actually a problem i have.
benkay: promoted another lead myself, and had a second fall into my lap via a friend, so the pipeline is not empty either
benkay: well, a deal closed and the wire cleared this week so i'm feeling particularly good about that
benkay: that sounds lovely!
benkay: how's it going?
benkay: morning, cgcardona
benkay: also i would like to borrow some dogecoin. will collateralize etc.
benkay: implying that kirchner et al have stopped printing? kinda hard to b'leev.
benkay: logs done!
benkay: !up kleinessteak
benkay: ;;gettrust kleinessteak
benkay: <mircea_popescu> on the other hand, the black market in dollars is stable. // as in price is holding? over what timeframe?
benkay: <mircea_popescu> davout: drinking aero-pressed espresso in a mongodb mug << let me ruin your day for you. coffee in argentina ? comes PRE SWEET$ENED. and i don't even mean the bags. i mean the MOTHERFUCKING BEANS;. they sugar-cook them. << i only ever found 1 acceptable cup in bsas
benkay: <xmj> i'll subtly neg them by asking about their company's economics. "so... are you cashflow positive?" is king. // the subtlety's always lost and generally pointless. their feelings aren't worth protecting. go for the jugular.
benkay: lady v, re starting as js-sweepers: "i'm sure."
benkay: and i'll be not displeased with my work if they accept that they'll need to start at the bottom to boot.
benkay: i'll be lucky if one of mine is qualified to and interested in taking on any position in my shop.
benkay: "but if we just put the effort in, the kid will be!"
benkay: <mircea_popescu> my father didn't have the wisdom to see that, and it nearly cost him his life. the us isn;t in a much better position really. // i'd love to hear this story sometime.
benkay: there are worse dragons to slave for.
benkay: next five years how?
benkay: perhaps the usg isn't as inimical to btc biz as i'd previously gathered
benkay: huh well this makes me happy
benkay: <mircea_popescu> in general the fewer customers you have the better your product can be // incidentally, this is why i love consulting. customers are typically n=1 where n trusts me and my boys to deliver - which we do. in spades.
benkay: wait am i reading the logs correctly? voorhees is only in trouble over the off-mpex 'ipo'?
benkay: <Naphex> see benkay knows how to infiltrate // it's a joo thing
benkay: <Naphex> see benkay knows how to infiltrate // it's a joo
benkay: go once, conform to rules, make friends, spend money, return wearing cap. no problems.
benkay: "don't transact with the masses"
benkay: wait hang on i figured it out
benkay: some day.
benkay: but the baker answers to a higher power
benkay: sure
benkay: don't say that
benkay: but you go to the gulag for saying "naw faggot get out"
benkay: for custom work
benkay: unless of course you're publishing prices
benkay: changing what rate? each customer only sees their own quote
benkay: 100x the normal rate
benkay: 10x the normal rate
benkay: there are just so many ways to do it, though mike_c
benkay: re: gay bakery - don't ever tell anyone why you're refusing to do business with them. 'this just isn't a good deal for me. thanks for your interest.'
benkay: i just learned about the doge "soak"
benkay: FIRED.
benkay: <mircea_popescu> gotta love people that send you gpg mail and dutifully include a complete summary in the subject line // even better are cleartext responses quoting the original message
benkay: some day my noodle will dry out
benkay: <mircea_popescu> im gonna consider sponsoring some people i don't know, because i have no friends and don't know anybody. // this is the same problem i have with figuring out which trade shows to attend. i can't find a pattern to which ones produce leads, so i have to make a bunch of mistakes and learn to sniff out the frauds myself.
benkay: http://bitbet.us/bet/858/ << lol @ bitbet trolling for gracious donations
benkay: sorry for interrupting the magic computers discussion
benkay: then i bought from a pro. using laptops.
benkay: it was awesome. much lectures on understanding what the fuck you're playing with and how it's not a fucking toy were dispensed.
benkay: opened his PHONE WALLET to discover that due to its dependency on the blockchain API he was SHIT OUT OF BITCOINS.
benkay: make some dollars
benkay: some noob was all fired to undercut a regular on the local btc circuit
benkay: i had a hilarious experience last night
benkay: there was a minor dust-up over the semantics of renting v owning.
benkay: remember the conversation about the s.mg server?
benkay: <jurov> let's skip to the part where bitcoiners have personal drivers // sign my poor ass up
benkay: also i have 6 hours of driving today: audiobook suggestions?
benkay: lets skip to the part where various bitcoiners have their own nukes
benkay: but we're all derpy americans.
benkay: i have clients. they have applications and no employees running the applications. they have their own aws account, and their code gets provisioned onto that.
benkay: so a use case
benkay: my goodness
benkay: what a cloud war
benkay: lol that comma
benkay: oh chetty
benkay: ipo raise in fiat?
benkay: how did they come to the 15k number?
benkay: i labored over the sentence for maximum confuse
benkay: and you're running out
benkay: and in other, slightly related news, the creator of satoshi dice's daughter died in a plane crash
benkay: sec confirmed to be criminals, prosecuting people who do it all above board over the outright frauds
benkay: i got up to share no fair
benkay: http://www.marketwatch.com/story/sec-charges-bitcoin-entrepreneur-for-share-offering-2014-06-03?mod=latestnewssocialflow&link=sfmw
benkay: <BingoBoingo> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1707;sa=showPosts // what the fuck am i looking
benkay: are you doing anything interesting with btc?
benkay: what's so fun about bitcoin?
benkay: what's so excellent with you, chairforce1 ?
benkay: <-- responsible for bedrock
benkay: <-- v. not cool opportunistic lisper
benkay: setv if you're cool, i guess
benkay: (def maxint-apps (capacity-planner nerds-as-what-need-pimping-out))
benkay: no as in like "only one?"
benkay: "an" lolzlzozlz
benkay: of the software-y and app-y nature
benkay: must cloast moar deals
benkay: p okay
benkay: how's it been?
benkay: !up chairforce1
benkay: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2014/06/02/female-named-hurricanes-kill-more-than-male-because-people-dont-respect-them-study-finds/
benkay: do any of you have a fax number at which i could receive some faxes maybe but probably not?
benkay: immutable data structures eh
benkay: python for apple
benkay: ;;seen moiety
benkay: where is the manul lady
benkay: do it
benkay: i'm laugh-crying
benkay: oh god
benkay: "jealous of .NET"
benkay: forth chips!
benkay: jurov: my plan is to give 'em emacs on a barebones bsd machine with an irc connection to chat with me
benkay: capital requirements got in the way.
benkay: "but you can't possibly fix five decades of institutional lock-in!"
benkay: asciilifeform: haskell?
benkay: its p true
benkay: the signature looks like (process-deposits every-ten-minutes)
benkay: i wrote a function last night that runs a job, every now and again
benkay: it's just that cool.
benkay: !b 1
benkay: is it a satoshi? is it a btc? WHO KNOWS
benkay: i want types
benkay: you only YOYO once
benkay: YOYO
benkay: jvm issues are unless i miss my read (which is possible and do correct me plz) along the lines of 'don't let people have access to your box and don't run java as a consumer'
benkay: big old .45 that always wants to point at your foot
benkay: dunno about frameworks man
benkay: which i guess some people don't think about?
benkay: other major points are "don't allow users to see each others data!"
benkay: <Mats_cd03> benkay: http://www.lispcast.com/clojure-web-security // i read that quite a while ago. a few kinda boil down to 'don't be retarded'.
benkay: random_cat_: get together again on Tuesday? i'll stick around this time, i promise
benkay: i guess i've just had really shitty experiences in picking up a lot of orm/database tangles
benkay: sqlalchemy's like an orm-factory dsl
benkay: saved me a lot of work recently with simple stuff that works-as-expected like lazily moving the cursor through huge tables integrated with list comprehension in python
benkay: sqlalchemy's just about makes it doable
benkay: Mats_cd03: got tunes?
benkay: <Mats_cd03> clojure is a vulnerable mess // specifics?
benkay: and mongo
benkay: on the menu this week: charred corn crepes and long-marinated pastor
benkay: muahaha
benkay: it's a joy to pick a point on the performance curve.
benkay: Transisto: ^^
benkay: hey boss how it is
benkay: !up Transisto
benkay: ;;gettrust Transisto
benkay: DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!
benkay: why is there no -assets bc-a-a-s provider?
benkay: biteasy.com
benkay: blockr.io
benkay: blockchain.info
benkay: so who are the blockchain-as-a-service providers?
benkay: "torque converter"
benkay: you're talking about the clutch.
benkay: there are still gears, however.
benkay: i'm familiar, BingoBoingo
benkay: that render*
benkay: well, especially for mobile apps - in my experience most of the data is local to the phone
benkay: a significant chunk of the remaining apps are going to get popular and have load requirements that rendering the abstraction layer insufferable.
benkay: for 90% of derpy web apps, an orm is entirely adequate.
benkay: *shrug*
benkay: that demonic AI in between you and the gearbox will prevent you doing anything to burn fuel at a rate sufficient to eke performance out of the thing.
benkay: and with an automatic transmission you're limited to "GIVE ME ALL THE FAST RIGHT NOW...please."
benkay: with an ORM you'll inevitably find yourself writing raw SQL.
benkay: that layer of abstraction in between you and the machine is going to either give you a headache down the road or you're not going to get the performance the machine is capable of
benkay: in the same way that if you're relying on an Object Relational Model to talk to your database, you're not actually writing data to your data store.
benkay: if you're not in control of the gearbox, you're not driving the machine
benkay: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
benkay: does blockchain.info provide a testnet endpoint?
benkay: busted
benkay: ;)
benkay: jurov: aiding and abetting!
benkay: does anyone have a full copy of manipulism?
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: ;;ticker --market bitcoincentral
benkay: maybe its got numismatic value
benkay: feature not a bug
benkay: SCAM
benkay: chetty: how will an election change things?
benkay: nod
benkay: nud
benkay: less travel per wavelength -> lower fidelity?
benkay: ^^ sounds archaic
benkay: mircea_popescu: what kinds of things have you noticed b-a missing?
benkay: poutine: what are you and dignork working on?
benkay: ;;gettrust poutine
benkay: what are you doing with the unwashed masses, artifexd ?
benkay: if btc is - and fiat is + then plastic is chaos and on an entirely different axis orthogonal to both crypto and fiat somehow
benkay: lol plastic and btc
benkay: artifexd: https://coinvoice.com/
benkay: kinda what i'm impling, kakobrekla
benkay: such a gentleman
benkay: davout: wish i were there
benkay: pankkake: some nobody http://www.linkedin.com/pub/bryan-apperson/65/1bb/147
benkay: BigBitz: rly?
benkay: not bad pricing on these
benkay: ;;calc 0.004 * 456
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: o.O
benkay: a carousel is now a nav bar
benkay: dotcoin: where can i see that list?
benkay: dotcoin: is there a way to see what paper is trading on bourse without signing up?
benkay: !b 2
benkay: <mircea_popescu> skinnkavaj on the strength of that answer i humbly submit // well that's a first
benkay: hurr, thanks fluffypony
benkay: jurov are you off for the weekend again?
benkay: *** assbot (~assbot@unaffiliated/kakobrekla/bot/assbot) has kicked decimation off channel #bitcoin-assets: Bye. // happy now?
benkay: ;;lasers
benkay: jurov: you around?
benkay: !up fanquake
benkay: jurov: scamm0r!
benkay: derprectum of engineering
benkay: couldn't say. is the kid really driving the thing?
benkay: amazingly cute ceo
benkay: night fluffer
benkay: i'm just derpy and didn't know about the multiple recipient procedure mircea_popescu
benkay: <davout> it encrypts the message symetrically IIRC, and only repeats the symmetric key for each recipient // joecool that's the deal right there
benkay: thank you davout.
benkay: lovely!
benkay: so then you get an email with n giant gpg blobs?
benkay: email threads + encryption -> nightmare
benkay: s/over/with
benkay: how does a distributed team communicate over GPG?
benkay: okay on a different note
benkay: coworkers?!
benkay: blamed for shit he didn't even write
benkay: poor guy
benkay: i'll just squeeze this beer.
benkay: "
benkay: "A group of 13-year-old girls from Nelson Mandela Bay's elite Collegiate High School have landed in hot water after being caught sipping vodka and watching a pornographic video - allegedly of one of them having sex with her boyfriend - on a cellphone.
benkay: what a name
benkay: hue hue hue
benkay: yeah that's great.
benkay: FitFU
benkay: yc companies barely out-revenue a single-truck garbage hauling operation.
benkay: dat qe.
benkay: they bumped to 140k i b'leev.
benkay: that's not an acceleration nearly as much as it is a prolonging of imminent demise
benkay: mircea_popescu: i don't know how you have the fucks to give about people who communicate in gifs.
benkay: derpy rails hosting operation dot butts
benkay: fluffypony: engineyard. seems legit.
benkay: demure is something else entirely.
benkay: demur 0> demurred
benkay: demur != demure
benkay: hey -assets nginx or apache?
benkay: buenos aires
benkay: bitcoinpete: what are the target capitals?
benkay: DYNAMITE
benkay: !up locksley
benkay: didn't several us presidents do that asciilifeform ?
benkay: i hear tell of a mythical time where one could attempt the US bar without having a law degree.
benkay: at least you don't have to take a class to do an internship, nubbins`
benkay: welcome to the us, where you can't even work without the permission of the bureaucracy
benkay: "i'm doing an internship this summer, and apparently i need to take an ethics course before i'm eligible for credits from the internship"
benkay: this poor kid