benkay: i even lift
benkay: ang31s?
benkay: derp yourself
benkay: i miss rockets.
benkay: *sigh*
benkay: (.25 m diameter)
benkay: so obviously the correct solution was to machine and harden our own .25M bearing races to decouple torque on stability fins from airframe.
benkay: vortex shedding was imparting a torque on the airframe, inverting control and confusing controller.
benkay: they're vastly larger than the canards.
benkay: p. capital intensive.
benkay: <mircea_popescu> he didles rockets in hs spare time iirc. // once upon a time.
benkay: <asciilifeform> application: avio bomb? // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4rnlyAnIFw
benkay: an acquaintance crashed a Ford "Mustang" into a tree one time. the crumple zones are so well-distributed around the car that the cupholder crushed his unopened cola can, dousing everyone in the car in a fine mist of sugar water.
benkay: eyes bugged, minds boggled.
benkay: did so by example: "now on this other actually tightly-coupled gps imu an acquaintance built, he actually used the IMU to maintain a lock on the GPS sats while under...10G acceleration".
benkay: had to explain to someone that their 'coupled' gps-imu thinger on a phone was not coupled in the strict sense of the thing.
benkay: ovaries are not where the thinking happens
benkay: does this person think that sluts are bad?
benkay: waittaminute what's wrong with sluts?
benkay: and i'm clearly alluding to his business and life inexperience.
benkay: No one calls a male past the age of puberty “a good boy.” // lies - i called a guy a "nice kid" just two days ago.
benkay: it's not vc it's a fucking roulette wheel
benkay: please.
benkay: pull more money out of the markets and dump it into your friends' idiotic startup scams.
benkay: http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/07/01/enter-twitters-new-venture-capital-arm/?mod=ST1 // "strategic investments group"
benkay: nonzero asset corporation jesus fuck i'm retarded
benkay: wait i thought an0 was for companies with no assets period?
benkay: and do forgive any misunderstandings of terminology.
benkay: what was the rationale, mircea_popescu - that since it was a purchase with a 1-year buyback agreement you could book it as opex instead of capex?
benkay: not that i know *anything(
benkay: it did seem a pretty tortured way to shoehorn an asset bearing company into an0 reporting.
benkay: yeah, the argument was about buying vs leasing.
benkay: on an entirely different topic, mircea_popescu would you explain the tangibles line in the S.MG report?
benkay: human dishwasher
benkay: ?
benkay: no dishwasher?
benkay: pray for a bleeder valve?
benkay: desperate bid for relevance?
benkay: $conference
benkay: 2 weeks lol
benkay: no one expects the kickstarter upheaval!
benkay: <jborkl> first stage of remote address and balance query www.bcoinnews.com/addr // pardon?
benkay: is this similar to the mongodb "don't shit your pants" setting?
benkay: kakobrekla dear sir what has this 'giveafuck' setting?
benkay: if no giveafuck, gains are always positive?
benkay: jusssst youuuuu wait.
benkay: oh you will
benkay: so TBBBBBTH
benkay: aaaand mine's not public either.
benkay: and mine uses gpg.
benkay: i built it first.
benkay: user acceptance testing
benkay: that's kinda irritating, as tab-completes look backwards to the last space.
benkay: !s from:ninjashogun raise
benkay: !s from: ninjashogun raise
benkay: !s from: ninjashogun venture
benkay: !s from: kakobrekla slander
benkay: ;;gettrust kelticfox
benkay: you're aware...
benkay: nesting hard
benkay: <mp_a_colonia> benkay: the girl's recently gotten rather militant about our sleep schedules - i'm interested in the topic at large. << which way ? // early to bed, early to rise...
benkay: godamnit
benkay: Naggum!
benkay: RainMan28: you can now !up yourself via PM to assbot
benkay: ;;rate RainMan28 1 +v
benkay: !up RainMan28
benkay: more chapters in the saga: http://pastebin.com/FeinL812
benkay: ;;gettrust RainMan28
benkay: ;;gettrust caerian
benkay: ;;ident caerian
benkay: ;;ident RainMan28
benkay: !up RainMan28
benkay: ;;gpg info RainMan28
benkay: ;;ident RainMain28
benkay: ;;later tell RainMan28 next time send me a pm, i'll read it when i get back
benkay: nuts
benkay: it's almost as though you're american
benkay: zing, mike_c
benkay: although can't complain about the .02 btc per 'footie' bet bitbet's going to pull down
benkay: GOOOOOOOOO SPORTS
benkay: ARTS
benkay: SPO
benkay: ARTS
benkay: SPO
benkay: SPOARTS
benkay: don't get into business with people you don't trust.
benkay: this client's not a bad client, they just hired some bad devs in the past.
benkay: hah yeah, that's a decent approach.
benkay: cgcardona: referring to my ragerant above?
benkay: it's time for a RAGEBIKE
benkay: if i'm even taking contracts of that size next year.
benkay: and if they want a thing that works its going to cost them 15 next year.
benkay: and another 5 for me to just unfuck the remaining shitsnarls
benkay: it's a shame, as they spent 10k on just upgrading this shitstack to django 1.not-quite-current
benkay: yeah, this client gets no more support.
benkay: FINE
benkay: Mats_cd03: right.
benkay: i'm also billing for the cliquot necessary to get me through this mess.
benkay: "hey your previous developers left a great big fuck off steaming pile of shit on the floor of your production instance. it's going to take me a while to clean it up. you'll pay."
benkay: yeah i think this warrants an email to client
benkay: git surgery dot butts dot com
benkay: on this cluster
benkay: it's far better than the corrupted vcs repositories on this staging and production server a client handed to me
benkay: plus stuff in buttholes
benkay: i got distracted by all the tied up babes
benkay: http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/5/2/0/5/52058/K/E/y/7/KEy7/bdsmHD_826_TheRed_m.jpg
benkay: http://twentypercentcooler.net/data/sample/d4/3b/d43b4b9dc69a50585ebe5e5ba6780656.jpg?1355508663
benkay: what's up ziggamon
benkay: what, are you astride a small keg?
benkay: mp_on_a_pony: how's laptop on a horse?
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: hey chax - finally we meet
benkay: ;;later tell Vexual hit me up next time you're online
benkay: hola cgcardona
benkay: ;;google trilema discreet escort
benkay: haw
benkay: no no less code more talk
benkay: this is not too much blabbing. the internals are v. interesting.
benkay: wait this is too much blabbing?
benkay: now - for my favorite part of django archaeology: why is this code that should be getting called not getting called?
benkay: ah, kakobrekla you and she are both in the house all day then?
benkay: what - do you not actually want to spend any time with her?
benkay: pfshaha
benkay: the girl's recently gotten rather militant about our sleep schedules - i'm interested in the topic at large.
benkay: meh.
benkay: did y'all see the "sleep as competitive advantage" link on the nyt today?
benkay: zero ev boat
benkay: i've seen the odd near-puke mid bj, but that's not quite the same now
benkay: <mp_on_a_boat> benkay:fucking disgusting, and yet. <<< i guess you never told a girl "if you throw up im going to make you fucking eat it up" and then carried through ? // lol no sir
benkay: get a job yet?
benkay: how you doin babe
benkay: Mats_cd03
benkay: morning, mike.
benkay: <3 pooch
benkay: fucking disgusting, and yet.
benkay: after the distraction passed, he went back to the pile of food on the floor and cleaned it up.
benkay: subject of dogs, my monster was just eating breakfast when something happened outside that caught his attention. he howled at it but with a throat full of food so it came out in this hilariously muffled "wooooOOoOooOOoo", after which he coughed his food up onto the floor, 'cause naturally the body doesn't like doing all of those things at the same time.
benkay: <BingoBoingo> Brother and wife babysat a "puppy (80 lb pitbull mix)" // lol some puppy
benkay: hue hue hue i just got an email back from pg@ycombinator.com disavowing "robert viragh"
benkay: the nerve!
benkay: motherfucker even had the temerity to ask how much cash survant james had on hand
benkay: o/
benkay: o
benkay: moar buttcoins.
benkay: hue hue hue
benkay: the only cure for that waste of time is TITS.
benkay: k i'm going to spend quality time with the lady
benkay: hey asciilifeform you've done it too get off my case
benkay: i finally beat into his head that -assets only cares about btc investments that return in btc, that he has no trust and so cannot raise funds here
benkay: i just spent 2.5 hours on the phone with ninjashogun
benkay: i need a caning
benkay: the doge bet is now in play
benkay: <zrobo> cryptsy.com: 1 dogecoin = 44 satoshis. coindesk price $0.0003. 24 hr volume: 205 megadoge
benkay: why would i use a landline for anything?
benkay: dub: i grew up with skype.
benkay: dag 30 seconds of that number just ripped through my skype credits
benkay: anyone know how to dial that number?
benkay: ;;later tell ninjashogun how does an idiot american dial this number? +36307162512
benkay: wow paul graham doesn't appear to have published a pgp key.
benkay makes a frowny face
benkay: mthreat: ^^ what do i do
benkay: !s from:asciilifeform ninjashogun
benkay: !s from: asciilifeform ninjashogun
benkay: enough.
benkay: !down ninjashogun
benkay: inadequate.
benkay: ninjashogun: what will graham have to say about you?
benkay: ninjashogun: who acquired tuxebo?
benkay: it laid out the current american approach to fundraising pretty cleanly.
benkay: read it.
benkay: acquired by whom, ninjashogun ?
benkay: and what can mr graham say about you, ninjashogun ?
benkay: and as tuxebo is apparently out of business, that's not good enough.
benkay: i am asking for references now.
benkay: that's not references.
benkay: that's what you sent me.
benkay: information from the biographical information."
benkay: "Beyond that, it would be very hard to tease out any actionable career
benkay: gtfo have i done a background check.
benkay: which you've failed to provide.
benkay: i call their references.
benkay: !s pososphere
benkay: that's not trolling.
benkay: no, your claims are unsubstantiable.
benkay: ninjashogun: your claims re: tuxebo are unsubstantiable.
benkay: nvm, his twitter's been inactive for years.
benkay: BingoBoingo: would you make a tweet for me?
benkay: who in here tweets?
benkay: which startup?
benkay: so what is fanon then?
benkay: a scusi - i figured: c and f, so close, musta been some sorta typo.
benkay: gotta bounce y'all
benkay: trp is 'conspiraci'
benkay: no that's not it
benkay: this is the libertard in full cog-diss mode.
benkay: they just fail to connect the dots.
benkay: no no it's a great movie with a great ending in libertard canon
benkay: or maybe that there is a hallucination
benkay: libertards reject that the red pill takes you out of the consensual hallucination.
benkay: and libertards fail to grasp the metaphor.
benkay: yes.
benkay: trp is bad because the matrix is good
benkay: libertards are failing to grasp the metaphor
benkay: no no the matrix is good, thats what TRP is
benkay: because obviously if you think there's a difference between men and women you must be some kind of evil human
benkay: TRP is also shorthand to those people for "racist/misogynist/classist"
benkay: kakobrekla: i can't even cook for myself
benkay: that group over there who think that the world can be made better via legislation
benkay: i just say 'progressives'
benkay: oh so not the libertarian retards
benkay: fuck me i'm young/clueless
benkay: so who are the libertards?
benkay: but roughly speaking, the groups constantly pushing egalitarianism and rights and all the socialist claptrap
benkay: oh gosh again, talk to princessnell about that
benkay: inequality
benkay: hbd
benkay: in the context of the pososphere, it refers to the set of notions rejected by mainstream/academic america
benkay: you take the blue pill, you go to sleep, you wake up and everything continues as normal.
benkay: have you seen "The Matrix"?
benkay: "the red pill"
benkay: i did that to my father's stereo
benkay: oh scuse me how little the little american fuckers have been allowed to learn
benkay: no man you radically understimate how little the little fuckers can do
benkay: lady v was nattering on about this recently. i lost my temper and told her that "fine, we'll lock them in and train them how to get out."
benkay: if you've failed to teach a two year old how to get out of a car, you've failed as a parent and don't deserve to propagate your genes.
benkay: ;;later tell mike_c https://atc.waroflife.com/rules/minigame/1/ "this page" has no link.
benkay: ;;leater tell mike_c https://atc.waroflife.com/rules/minigame/1/ "this page" has no link.
benkay: FabianB: wouldja care to pair our nodes or whatever the correct terminology is?
benkay: stochastic bouncing
benkay: maybe i don't buy a machine shop and instead buy a tampon shipping company
benkay: GODDAMNIT STOP SUCKING ECOMMERCE PEOPLE
benkay: some of these sites have busted ssl configurations
benkay: then get the marketers to stuff the box with their crap and pay for shipping.
benkay: why don't i buy them in bulk for 2.50 each, and ship them to you for 5, eh?
benkay: all of these tampon subscription services are jamming piles of crap into a box and shipping it for 20 US, which i get, but at the same time
benkay: a box of the fancy tampons goes for 6.50 in a grocery store
benkay: yeah actually this tampon market thing is ridiculous
benkay: one might even go so far as to say that it's bloated.
benkay: the market's totally saturated.
benkay: i was doing some research on subscription tampon services, and i gotta say...
benkay: is anyone running a cjdns node?
benkay: ;;8ball
benkay: http://online.wsj.com/articles/u-s-judge-says-argentinas-attempt-to-pay-holders-of-restructured-bonds-is-illegal-1403884702 // so argentina defaults, aaaaand - their borrowing rates explode? nothing happens?