benkay: ;;gettrust RebeccaBitcoin
benkay: xanthyos: and your defense?
benkay: but seriously danielpbarron xanthyos if you can type "keybase" at the command line you can type "gpg -d" at the command line too.
benkay: dem optics
benkay: da fuq is so hard about that
benkay: "gpg -d"
benkay: make them memorize the commands, and beat them if they fuck up.
benkay: danielpbarron: they have to have gpg anyways, right?
benkay: this will end with their heads on pikes w'out the gulag.
benkay: they also suggest you encrypt it with javascript.
benkay: this is madness.
benkay: keybase suggests you give them your private key.
benkay: danielpbarron: you're responsible for this heresy?
benkay: he's pacific iirc
benkay: what tz are you in?
benkay: keybase lol f'reel xanthyos ?
benkay: ;;later tell RebeccaBitcoin butts
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: you could always send him your email via ;;later
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: curl http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/<YOURKEYHERE> | gpg -d | <YOUR PLATFORM'S CLIPBOARD>
benkay: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:4649c416224d088b2bc0f4358750640032629be7bbb6084621bf6be9
benkay: ;;eauth benkay
benkay: is it really that hard?
benkay: bitcoin mud
benkay: >> quinoa // stopped reading
benkay: glitter only when p drunks
benkay: wow that's great asciilifeform
benkay: now do it with Icy Hot
benkay is glad to have escaped so far
benkay: rithm: played with kubernetes yet?
benkay: mircea_popescu: what's got you bent about aws today?
benkay: amazon amazon ub(er)-aw(lles)s
benkay: oh yah moiety
benkay experiences tabcompletion rage
benkay: cr_zoidberg:
benkay: asic resistance is not a feature, cr
benkay: no respect for the kyriarchy
benkay: she just doesn't have moosedickpete's heteroboner for mircea_popescu
benkay: princessnell maybe
benkay: wasn't communism attempted in the mid 20th century? and it failed?
benkay: ;;google buttcoins nao
benkay: !up carderplay
benkay: no that's tat
benkay: no voting
benkay: ;;8ball can carderplay get authenticated?
benkay: is this real life
benkay: g'night.
benkay: "may you live in exciting times."
benkay: hue
benkay: watching emacs install on a server
benkay: kinda just lamely trollin tonight
benkay: make her tidy herself up
benkay: tempting economies of scale on wives and offspring, though
benkay: quick impregnate her
benkay: kids work better with siblings
benkay: !s limbs
benkay: pihosope.te
benkay: that's not bad
benkay: !b 1
benkay: ask TheNewDeal how painful it was - i recall it being more or less settled within a week
benkay: but bitcoin* is kinda short on the creativity
benkay: you effectively have a trust chain stretching back to your first rating, even though the nick's different and may have different ratings.
benkay: bitcoinpete: what, you ask all the people who've rated you to rate your new id, and rate the new id from the old id with a 10 or something, call it a day
benkay: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/220/2/e/the_witch_s_house___cut_off_the_teddy_bear_s_limbs_by_jedediah40_5d-d6h9znw.jpg // dunno why but that came up when googling for "s.limbs"
benkay: "listing"
benkay: what are you listing, VanCleef ?
benkay: pdouche
benkay: man you ppl gotta stop it with bitcointhis and bitcointhat
benkay: i think people actually sent me bitcoin to my bitbet referral addr too, bitcoinpete
benkay: i think people actually sent me bitcoin to my bitbet referral addr too, bitcoin
benkay: being wrong about things
benkay: mircea_popescu: that'd be the subtext, yeah
benkay: having been through the whole m.e. curriculum helps with designing word problems
benkay: only thing worse than a blog nobody reads is taking such down and having people pester you about it.
benkay: yeah yeah.
benkay: bitcoinpete: it'll be back eventually. in the middle of some hectic shit though.
benkay: bitcoinpete: it costs me far more then pennies of time.
benkay: oh oh natphil
benkay: bitcoinpete: which diagram?
benkay: must be getting desperate for revenooooz
benkay: they went after him?
benkay: nobody'll run ads on that guy's site.
benkay: chateau heartiste maybe
benkay: maybe for a different thing, though.
benkay: need to be advertising on last psychiatrist
benkay: asp?
benkay: DreadKnight: captcha is broken on ancientbeast
benkay: I wonder where BingoBoingo fits into this
benkay: ;;isitdown mediacru.sh
benkay: felt like it was going on forever
benkay: logistics nightmare
benkay: bash.bitcoin-assets.com
benkay: ;;8ball will bitcoinpete be back before bitcoin is over 600?
benkay: http://mathoverflow.net/questions/26267/where-to-buy-premium-white-chalk-in-the-u-s-like-they-have-at-rims/26274#26274
benkay: reezuns.
benkay: freenode exodus when?
benkay: at least it doesn't have the ?? ??? egg that many 8-ball bots implement
benkay: ;;8ball moon when?
benkay: friday friday
benkay: fucking freezing more like it
benkay: ohyou.png
benkay: the pimply guy who spreads quantum FUD? real cool.
benkay: can't really be done in these parts
benkay: ;;google eregister bitcoin-otc web of trust
benkay: k, great.
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: can you use GPG?
benkay: link?
benkay: welcome, you've found the hotbed of cryptojihadi dissent
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: what brings you by? pete piss someone you love off?
benkay: TheNewDeal: pardon?
benkay: who're you, RebeccaBitcoin ?
benkay: <strike>rib bb about new oglaf</strike>
benkay: ;;later tell bitcoinpete "Fostering a disciplined and inquisitive mind is the greatest gift you can bestow upon your children, which explains why almost no one gets it right." // shit keeps me up at night, man. just last night i was diagramming out a curriculum in natural philosophy.
benkay: "Funerals were initially a major source of transmission. "Relatives sometimes fall, cry on the dead body, wash the body," says Temba Morris, who runs a government health clinic in a remote village of roughly 3,000 people near the epicenter of the Sierra Leone outbreak."
benkay: <chetty> http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-27/runaway-ebola-infected-woman-dies-us-doctor-tests-positive-virus // wowee
benkay: improvement on the scale of bitcoin over dollars
benkay: <DreadKnight> some try to improve stuff under the hood, but I don't have the technical expertise to figure out if those changes are really improvements // if the improvement isn't plain as the nose on my kike face it and everyone behind it are going to get glassed
benkay: what's the MPEx brand and how does it make or break MPEx?
benkay: i suppose if they're undifferentiable from other chicom-originating crap, DreadKnight. otherwise, there's value provided that a brand has nothing to do with.
benkay: DreadKnight: and yet i'm a baron of la serenissima, and most people are not never will nor ever could.
benkay: !b 2
benkay: DreadKnight: i am not most people.
benkay: jurov et al a huge issue in btc finance right now is the lack of long term plays and the fixation on returns! now!
benkay: DreadKnight: i care zero whits about most people.
benkay: finance must create incentives for long-term investment, otherwise it's not really useful.
benkay: the world is full of associations. policing your brain is your own problem, imho.
benkay: DreadKnight: i have no idea where you're getting food. oh - bacon? where's the AAPL connection?
benkay: and also DreadKnight ambiguity is good for your brain.
benkay: // glass? do you mean google?
benkay: <DreadKnight> <benkay> if these people inhabited a space i would commission nukes and glass them <-- I hate words with multiple meanings, because they tend to complicate things, so I really hate Apple for having that name, should be illegal imo *sigh*
benkay: the pre-tumblr source, boss.
benkay: mircea_popescu: where'd that gifset come from?
benkay: not claiming it doesn't exist, just that i'm ignorant.
benkay: point me to some science happening right now
benkay: all i know is fakery!
benkay: mircea_popescu: i only know the modern scientists, whose sole job is to do worthless "science" on government-allocated capital. which is crimes all over on so many levels.
benkay: well hey finance god tier eh?
benkay: DreadKnight: don't make me google for you too
benkay: !s benkay steak
benkay: <mircea_popescu> i suspek you're just trying an underhanded approach to introduce the supremacy of engineers over theoretical physicitsts :D // this needs introduction?
benkay: well it is covered in activated carbon
benkay: comedy is dead in america.
benkay: if these people inhabited a space i would commission nukes and glass them
benkay: oh god
benkay: // bsas? bitcoin-assets?
benkay: <DreadKnight> in dogecoin channel people got hyped about "bacoin" recently and wanted to make it only to find out someone tried that almost an year ago xD
benkay: if your coke has lumps either someone on you has dumped or you yourself is trying to bump
benkay: * asciilifeform wonders if any american state has tried bumping off convicts with cocaine // i appreciated this pun
benkay: calluses are gross.
benkay: most dick-havers aren't people to be fair
benkay: hue
benkay: not even the reamed girls?
benkay: heh
benkay: ;;ud shart
benkay: !s fartup
benkay: cooked up a decent one last night: "shartup"
benkay: good try, though.
benkay: that site's actually offline.
benkay: threats basically
benkay: later i learned to counter with "good hustle, next sucker"
benkay: i always got out of it by smiling wryly, wiggling my eyebrows and complimenting them on their hustle
benkay: let the man have your hand for a handshake, you've "lost"
benkay: my favorite in NYC was the obviously-too-old-to-be-in-hs-member-of-the-basketball-team "raising money for the team trip to...uh...DC" by selling large candy bars for 20 bucks
benkay: // ahaha the good ol' street hustle
benkay: the thing about it is that most of them don't want to start a conflict, they just look for weak people
benkay: we have a kind of people that we call 'niggers'. they aren't black. their uniform is sports clothes and a baseball cap. they introduce themselves by asking "hey friend, got the time?" (seriously, it's almost always like that). if you stop to answer and take your phone out, you've lost. most of the time, you can just say a single "no", or ignore them, and continue walking. this has worked really well for me lately.
benkay: ./deploy.sh
benkay: sweet
benkay: 0 failures, 0 errors.
benkay: Ran 67 tests containing 157 assertions.
benkay: glhf
benkay: shooting for the end of next week then?
benkay: what's your timeframe on this listing, DreadKnight ?
benkay: tread carefully
benkay: i've made the odd trade yeah
benkay: you don't borrow 50 grand from some rando online. you go to an actual bank.
benkay: yeah, these are generally considered "capital barriers", and improve market quality markedly.
benkay: you don't *look* like you're new around here.
benkay: ;;gettrust DreadKnight
benkay: do you really not understand why that link with a referral bit would get you banned in #bitcoin?
benkay: "every" "exception" // get your shit together
benkay: this bit lending thing actively goes out of its way to promote itself as a safe place to do lending. it goes above and beyond the call of duty to enable scammers.
benkay: <DreadKnight> benkay, there are scammers and scams on every single platform // show me a single scam on MPEx.
benkay: see: glbse
benkay: DreadKnight: if your platform pushes scams, you're a scammer.
benkay: and it's a notorious scam
benkay: DreadKnight: well, you're doing a referral thing
benkay: what link?
benkay: why is it crashing?
benkay: ;;ticker
benkay: gpg -K
benkay: i'm going to make a stab-you-through-the-internet for everything
benkay: citation required
benkay: you don't build a fucking house out of paper in the first place
benkay: you don't wait for your house to catch fire to admit that you built it out of paper and paper burns
benkay: it's futile, i tell ya.
benkay throws his hands up
benkay: you run gpg on windows
benkay: quit trollin, thestringpuller
benkay: DreadKnight: bitcoins will vanish mysteriously from all windows boxes.
benkay: people using windows.
benkay: bitcoin's going to fix that for them
benkay: hell no that's not comedy.
benkay: <DreadKnight> don't want to see the exact same jokes by copy cat actors all over again // ahaha wait wasn't the UK one first?
benkay: oh and a side note mpex.co is hardcoded into asset descs mircea_popescu
benkay: kuzetsa: don't you start with what MPEx is missing. it's PERFECT - PERFECT I TELL YOU
benkay: <mircea_popescu> i guess this one must be for cazalla http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnasqguj3m1qlne6uo1_500.jpg // nommm
benkay: they've come full circle to making sense i guess
benkay: but no, that sort of shit's far less entertaining than...anything else.
benkay: i did eve for a while
benkay: tittybong?
benkay: poopsock?
benkay: haha
benkay: drive jokes
benkay: :D
benkay: pwm?
benkay: WINE ENEMA
benkay: "did his toe touch mine? ARE WE GOING TO HAVE SEX?"
benkay: ever seen two people who both like to be told what to do in bed lie there hoping the other will make a move?
benkay: the person who drives the relationship makes sex happen, not the other way around.
benkay: sex drive lol
benkay: til that dumb has nothing to do with intelligence in aus
benkay: DreadKnight: that's a geography problem
benkay: <DreadKnight> quite a bit of people seen me naked and they said I'm doing really good length wise; and I was really cold at that time (shrinkage)
benkay: // but nothing to compare on your own?
benkay: <mircea_popescu> try and find some twentysomething that ISNT belabouring under the delusion that she can "create" art. // srsly
benkay: mircea_popescu: seems that training slaves is one of those things you can only learn by doing
benkay: if you're just learning how to do the thing?
benkay: cazalla needs to feel superior
benkay: lol meaning you disqualify yourself from finding mates because they're stupid so you don't actually have to try to get laid
benkay: k you're disqualified from opining on relationships until you address all the above
benkay: do you have a pet, children, or any sort of long term human companion, DreadKnight ?
benkay: son you're crazy
benkay: wat
benkay: 'cause you're a hairshirt ecofreak.
benkay: if you've never trained a dog, set both of yourselves up for success.
benkay: mnope nope nope nope nope
benkay: DreadKnight: this is the kind of advice that ruins people's lives: "go adopt a rescue animal for your first dog! you'll have no idea what it's suffered through or how trainable it is! think of the poor dogs!"
benkay: DreadKnight: gotta start from a known-good state.
benkay: instead of what, cancer?
benkay: what was the timeframe when you made the call?
benkay: cazalla: that raises an interesting question. why'd you choose to have kids?
benkay: kuzetsa: typically people focus more on the kinds of folks they want around rather than the kinds of folks they find objectionable
benkay: panromantic - lover of all?
benkay: demi - not really into sex?
benkay: panromantic demisexual
benkay: so uh for the retards in the room what precisely are your inclinations, kuzetsa ?