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ben_vulpes 's inversion buffer overflows
ben_vulpes: i can barely get myself laid
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i am not my brothers keeper
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: come with me for some derpy tunes, vino and hipster-watching?
ben_vulpes: someone's pet surely
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: why impossible?
ben_vulpes wouldn't know, has only played at burlesque
ben_vulpes: trinque: nawp
ben_vulpes: might be worth putting a hacknight together around and sharing the toy
ben_vulpes: i'll show you once i get home, trinque
ben_vulpes: like rabbits off cliff
ben_vulpes: must build test harness first tho
ben_vulpes: will report on accel profiles someday soon
ben_vulpes: ah yes, have jet thinger
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i'm homing in on a thing
ben_vulpes: i suspect that china is now shipping the duds to the us, and the quality items to ars
ben_vulpes: for the record, this nail clipper is vastly superior to its american equivalents
ben_vulpes: but i suppose that i just dont know how the world works or something
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: the boobs are a bit unrealistically bouyant
ben_vulpes: mars needs webdevs or how did that go
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander:bwaha
ben_vulpes: beheading knives to tickle BingoBoingo
ben_vulpes: i may have to go back for that thing.
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> they had all kinds of strange - bike saddles with perhaps evita's juices in them, suitcases that could have held mengele's suit, etc << bakelite-mounted corkscrews with two (!) helices!
ben_vulpes: also, he's looking for real things, and of the classes with which he's familiar.
ben_vulpes: glider or walker
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [23:13] wasn't there that kid with the screensaver felony in here a week ago ? << i halfway expect to see a bunch of US teens showing up and derping into L2 to get access to MP's insurance policy
ben_vulpes: subject of which
ben_vulpes: but hey it gave stan the opportunity to remind us all of how much he loves puzzles...
ben_vulpes: more of a historical puddle
ben_vulpes: notrly a river
ben_vulpes: saturday and sunday night chats ran until four and they sent me up with the not-empty wine bottles
ben_vulpes: my notes stop at the end of friday
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> Fired for fanservice http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-player-sacked-sex-fan-5551340 << baww video no workie
ben_vulpes: nothing in particular, just referencing the running line that i don't quite buy it.
ben_vulpes: fortran? night? herr popescu?
ben_vulpes: only programs in sed, awk and curl?
ben_vulpes: isn't that a thing he claims on occasion?
ben_vulpes: <recon_eric_> [22:40] good evening! << https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDDMHwJh3U
ben_vulpes: "what is your quest?"
ben_vulpes: 'tisn't how this works, williamdunne.
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: mod6's 7yo girl makes backups
ben_vulpes: williamdunne: who are you again?
ben_vulpes: i may yet belieeb that mircea_popescu is not a programmer
ben_vulpes: this is quite the hydra
ben_vulpes: okay i clearly don't know what i'm talking about
ben_vulpes: "WHM turns your dedicated or virtual private server (VPS) into a scalable business opportunity." << heeeee
ben_vulpes: for some value of useless.
ben_vulpes: that way you don't have the "lol installed cpanel server is useless for anything else until os reinstalled" prazlem
ben_vulpes: hm i think you'd want to run whm *in* docker
ben_vulpes: falls over horribly with weapons grade stuff like 40g of blockchain, but bitcoin fucks everything up anyways.
ben_vulpes: this, btw, is why i ops with docker. excellent control of versions of everything.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: why are you not using the legacy php?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [20:57] http://pando.com/2015/04/19/the-war-nerd-the-art-of-turf-war/ << fluffypony anything to this ? << ugh another website with broken pagedown dynamics
ben_vulpes: worse ways to spend a flight
ben_vulpes: you know me so well baby
ben_vulpes: give me a few to brush my teeth
ben_vulpes: later davout!
ben_vulpes: <mthreat> [16:36] my vivid memory from the conference is davout pronouncing "vulpes" with a strong French pronunciation. "Listen to how I say it, 'vulpes ... vulpes'" << leesen deevih eets piiliiite teu prnewns yr freeeends nims de whey de went dem prnewnsed
ben_vulpes wants to sit in cockpit at least
ben_vulpes: bring my test plane please
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: coming by in hr?
ben_vulpes: although we'd need another fractional reserve for that amirite
ben_vulpes: but hey maybe since the scamrate's up btc will crack 5k by nob
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: yeah.
ben_vulpes: maybe someday dear michael casey will wrap his head around the fact that if it has zero representation in la serenissima it has zero legs, cannot walk, and everyone is quietly laughing at his interview with the bloody-stumped amputee runner
ben_vulpes: "A static cloud mining contract is a depreciating asset by definition" << lookie! people are beginning to understand how the w0rld werkz
ben_vulpes: ah nm
ben_vulpes: we totally optimized, too - just for not spending any money on engineering
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [15:46] dude what the shit. two stage, identical stages ?! WHO DOES THIS << but nooooooo the nozzle doesn't count as part of the ennnnginnnnne
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> [15:17] How are the hangovers down there? << we're not really drinking that much. talking, though...
ben_vulpes: scrimping on the bubbles?!
ben_vulpes: sweet sweet lightlogs
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [05:30] fancy that, bespoke condoms are thin << ftfy
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [05:13] omfg three days of basically nonstop partying. how do the kids do it! << lol he calls this partying
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell mthreat sorry to've missed you, boss!
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-04-2015#1104478 << more lulz: "The avionics system in the original Space Shuttle weighed approximately 10,000 lbs (4,500kg) excluding cabling. Electron’s avionics system weighs just 19lbs (8.6kg)." << 'lighter than a model t!'
ben_vulpes: or sleep ad libitum, i should say
ben_vulpes: anyways, /ben_cash off to bed
ben_vulpes: first principles or gtfo
ben_vulpes: side note: your darpa shit is a *liability*.
ben_vulpes: until someone from rocket lab usa shows up here, keys up here, and answers grilling asynchronously i claim this no more impressive than a bitcointalk forum scam. hashtag electron rocket lab usa
ben_vulpes: mass fraction
ben_vulpes: "THE NUMBERS" << stfu there are two numbers of interest
ben_vulpes: aside from this not being a thing historically, how does "no mixing in combustion chamber" work with "lol checkout our sweet CF LOX tanks bru"
ben_vulpes: "Rocket Lab’s extensive research and development programme has enabled liquid oxygen compatible composite tanks"
ben_vulpes: wait hang on
ben_vulpes: rocket*
ben_vulpes: dude this is not how you rocker
ben_vulpes: CARBON COMPOSITE
ben_vulpes: man i am a) not sober enough for this shit that appears to be really dumb without supporting evidence and b) what the shit
ben_vulpes: really great densities etc?
ben_vulpes: claims of stability under shock?
ben_vulpes: lox/rp1 newtonian fluid mixture?
ben_vulpes: http://www.rocketlabusa.com/index.html << apropos of nothing, what the shit am i looking at
ben_vulpes: WHAT LOG
ben_vulpes: man i can't even on scams anymoar
ben_vulpes: http://dpaste.com/2NHJKBA.txt << btc.com geniusesatwork.com << sure if you say so
ben_vulpes: or morning or whatever the fuck it is in twodoglandia?
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski wai wut wedding kicks off SUNDAY EVENING?
ben_vulpes: upon consideration too similar to personal hustle for comfort
ben_vulpes: "magic ships run on magic computers we don't understand how they work but 1/10 chance of gr8 r1ch3s!"
ben_vulpes: typically intended to be tragic but rereadings always turn out hilarious
ben_vulpes: more like derpy explorers in andre norton books who discover magic tech off planet and bring it home for misuse with hilarious end result
ben_vulpes: ascii_whatever_it_is_today would no doubt call this "exercise for student" but i cannot in good conscience call these people students of anything computer related
ben_vulpes: sign things selectively and then when it leaks say "mnope doth not bear my signature, get lost"
ben_vulpes: there's a really simple solution here
ben_vulpes: sorry boss you transmitted something in cleartext
ben_vulpes: which btw dumbest shit ever
ben_vulpes: http://dpaste.com/1N6B7HG.txt << i'm sorry, all of the "plz foar not to forward because i might conceivably send this to the wrong person" email sigs
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104308 << plan obviously is to take the job for $MININT (what derps can pay), perform $MINWORK (what davouts slavejob affords him in terms of spare time [idly, i wonder how he's going to do anything what with the FOXTROT LIMA YANKEE BRAVO OSCAR YANKEE hobby]) something something something qmark x 3 subsequently lulz i hope
ben_vulpes: after of course six months of actually reading the logs instead of diving in and you know what nevermind
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1104252 << how is this not obvious from inspection
ben_vulpes: AND NOW FOR LOG
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski what happens in hotel redacto stays in hotel redacto
ben_vulpes: buenos noooooooches
ben_vulpes: ping someone when your keys are ready, Citizenfive
ben_vulpes: if you say so
ben_vulpes: ~70lbs = small?
ben_vulpes: https://instagram.com/p/1jVqH1GI9s/ << this is much more my style than hedzoff stuff
ben_vulpes: i imagine its to capture more of 'action'
ben_vulpes: ask orcs, not i
ben_vulpes: beheadings etc
ben_vulpes: odd data point: gore afficioonados claim orcs are shooting videos with phonecams horizontally oriented
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: does not necessarily imply vc thinger
ben_vulpes: has bezzle connotations
ben_vulpes: !s shartup
ben_vulpes: stahp ascii_lander i cannot spare the time for learning russian
ben_vulpes: Citizenfive: whence the logs contention? iirc you said nothing about your occupation in-chan...
ben_vulpes: 'tisn't the typing part of computers as what's damaging to me poor meatsack
ben_vulpes: 'shartup' is a term of art
ben_vulpes: no need for such aggro, Citizenfive
ben_vulpes: !up Citizenfive
ben_vulpes: or perhaps is confident meat is undesireable
ben_vulpes: does not have dirigible, desires to preserve meat
ben_vulpes: i don't even know what opsec means either
ben_vulpes: heavy opsec focus, but you can derive that from logs
ben_vulpes: 'cto', some form of shartup
ben_vulpes: no key, impossible to say
ben_vulpes: "Dear God, please don't use Pond for anything real yet. I've hammered out nearly 20K lines of code that have never been reviewed. Unless you're looking to experiment you should go use something that actually works."
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: leave babe dirigible keys and train autopilot to recognize her voice
ben_vulpes: give up, surrender to obab, commit seppuku i suppose
ben_vulpes: from ignorance: how so safer than macbsd?
ben_vulpes: joke must be way over my teeny leetle brane
ben_vulpes: i don't get the windows line
ben_vulpes: are stellar << wuttttttttttttttttttttttttt
ben_vulpes: Windows is currently the most secure mainstream OS. I mean, we can’t stand _using_ it, but that doesn’t change the facts. The kernel is golden, the userland protections
ben_vulpes: !up Citizenfive
ben_vulpes: pgp: * Signed message? More like “cryptographic proof that I wrote this incriminating statement” << myeah
ben_vulpes: tor: Quality: C code. One implementation, but well funded dev and lots of scrutiny. Good. << such kek
ben_vulpes: (re gpg)
ben_vulpes: is p. lulzy
ben_vulpes: Quality: Medium? In C :( Well scrutinised. Protocol well analyzed
ben_vulpes: althought that followed by:
ben_vulpes: "Open Source" as a measure of quality is bullshit. Many eyes don't see squat. It's orthogonal AT BEST to quality ( probably actually negatively correlated ) << tell a kid about it
ben_vulpes: i'm too much of a derp to really grok the implication of the statement, though, having failed all of my tradecraft classes.
ben_vulpes: As I write this, the prosecution has showed that DPR’s private PGP key was on Ross Ulbricht’s laptop. How’s that strong proof of identity looking now? << funnily, it's more or less common knowledge that they shared the key around
ben_vulpes: So the moral, if anything, is “run slowly and learn to speak bear” << hyu
ben_vulpes: heh just as i was thinking "omg this log" i stumble across me own lines
ben_vulpes: <williamdunne> [02:56] mircea_popescu: This is trial by a jury of your peers in the WoT << o.O
ben_vulpes: sleep ad libitum
ben_vulpes: mk sleep tight sweetie
ben_vulpes: before you crash do you want my converter?
ben_vulpes: oh hey i never gave you my charger
ben_vulpes: "i guess i'll try to sleep with light leaking out from underneath the OHHHHHHH"
ben_vulpes: i only figured it out in desperation
ben_vulpes: mod6 is a filthy cheater
ben_vulpes: myst, irl, with phriends
ben_vulpes: hotel redacto has the most delightful puzzles
ben_vulpes: mod6: close the door
ben_vulpes: oh teh phri3nds
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: which thread?
ben_vulpes: (would have in similar circumstances)
ben_vulpes: <Citizenfive> ... whatever system of governance the US has ... isn't a good system << awh but i love it it's going to burn itself out so much more quickly than other more reasonable alternatives
ben_vulpes: mod6 ascii_lander: d'you think he escaped?
ben_vulpes: poor davout
ben_vulpes retrieves the kilo of chocolates from the hilariously over-stuffed minifridge
ben_vulpes: !up Citizenfive anyways, welcome. don't mind me, i'm just the court clown.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:57] we actually ran out of dock, five miles later. << i whet their appetite for you
ben_vulpes: "and that nobody's going to be able to tell him which is right at that level, but he keeps them in his head, hoping that they'll give him different ideas" << story of my NPC-dom in le cultissima
ben_vulpes: "i need 5 grues swatted"
ben_vulpes: NPC << oh god my feels
ben_vulpes: also i've been drinking with the cult so please forgive
ben_vulpes confirmed for not-researching retard
ben_vulpes: "perfect forward secrecy" i think
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:55] heck, portland levies "art taxes" nao. << swear jar
ben_vulpes: which i sorely lack at all times
ben_vulpes: if anything, this'd be ammo in arguments with ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: Citizenfive: consider me a rube, please, open to enlightenment. how does PFS protect you from false accusations?
ben_vulpes: Citizenfive: oi!
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: you really think lizard hitler gives a whit about what you actually say?
ben_vulpes: "give me six words of an innocent man, and i will find something in them with which to hang him"
ben_vulpes: "any six words" or some such?
ben_vulpes: what's richlieu's phrase?
ben_vulpes: or so she hopes
ben_vulpes: well hey po boy's OTR
ben_vulpes: but i'm bound for the gasenwagen anyways, why bovver i ask
ben_vulpes: Citizenfive: i've barely scratched the surface of gpg, and otr has no lineage in my wot so i describe the tools i'd use were i to think PFS useful for me
ben_vulpes: !up Citizenfive
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-04-2015#1103722 << have we not covered this? if one desires 'forward secrecy', just...create an ephemeral key.
ben_vulpes: eyyy pete how's that wedding?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-04-2015#1103567 << best guess is wifi hotspot across street and wacky irc client config. nevertheless...
ben_vulpes: buenos tardes
ben_vulpes: whoa a citizenfive
ben_vulpes: whoa a citizenfive
ben_vulpes: vamanos!
ben_vulpes: vamanos!
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [09:26] and whether ben_vulpes objects or not, i can only see it in terms of "qntra model ruined gawker, because bitcoin is the world eater" << suppose i'll ask over afternoon coffees
ben_vulpes: wait first why would i object to qntra gawker whatever
ben_vulpes: i wish my spanish were good enough to pun on andan and adonde
ben_vulpes: hola mod6
ben_vulpes: doing anything related to keys on a windows machine is baaaaad sosamendez
ben_vulpes: sosamendez: wincrud was explicitly stripped from the codebase.
ben_vulpes: y despues, desayuno?
ben_vulpes: to the showers and thence the lobby!
ben_vulpes: achtung pumperos!
ben_vulpes: donde nadie dale las mierdas
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_on_tour
ben_vulpes: bienvenidos a argentina
ben_vulpes: also how explain no results for fucksaw
ben_vulpes: ascii_on_tour: how explain IP?
ben_vulpes: oh i understand but in what way mega babe?
ben_vulpes: mega what how?
ben_vulpes: next up: mircea_popescu firsting
ben_vulpes: liquidassets: wtf is a real nick?
ben_vulpes: zamassl
ben_vulpes: me: (no shit, idiot) "si, si. hotel redacto, por favor?"
ben_vulpes: my cabbie: "hay mucho lluvia!"
ben_vulpes: "oh, door is open? guess should stahp"
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