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ben_vulpes: stuff them into her mouth. The anger drained out of GTS, to be replaced by disbelief and disgust, as she stood there watching JLW eat floor pizza.

ben_vulpes: scoop up bits of dough and toppings and

ben_vulpes: GTS managed to get a grip on the box, which sent JLW into a Fat-Fury™ frenzy of incoherant screaming and flailing limbs. One of which smacked GTS right in the face, causing her to spill the remaining slices all over the ground. Her fist clenched as her arm drew back and I knew nothing would stop her from punching JLW right in the face. Except JLW was already on the ground, desperately trying to

ben_vulpes: cazalla: oh man you gotta read this series

ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/2oujsf/the_saga_of_the_great_white_land_whale_part_1/ << what have you done

ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre. << d'you know how far forward i look to the ancient stone warehouse of garbage that must be cleared by hand?!

ben_vulpes: psztorc: fitting

ben_vulpes: bon chance, mircea_popescu

ben_vulpes: da da, da da, da da, da da!

ben_vulpes: and the cadence of speech you employ when forced to beat sense into such as me

ben_vulpes: idem with your impatient hand-fluttering at my nitwitisms

ben_vulpes: ascii_* has a /way/ of saying it that must be seen for the grokking

ben_vulpes: an example'd be the "kick-ass" utterance.

ben_vulpes: (mthreat too, i should add)

ben_vulpes: or the flavor of utterances?

ben_vulpes: pszt/orc/

ben_vulpes: explicit orcs i suppose

ben_vulpes: we have orcs now?

ben_vulpes: !up psztorc

ben_vulpes: * ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today << i have such a greater appreciation for mod6, ascii_*, mircea_popescu, mike_c, davout, hanbot in-chan utterances now

ben_vulpes: am rather pleased with my progress.

ben_vulpes: swore shortly thereafter to claw my way out of potentially lethal and unremunerative work.

ben_vulpes: almost died of co poisoning one time cutting radiant heat lines into concrete in a basement.

ben_vulpes: both of which - yes.

ben_vulpes: "you've never lived on $10/hr, have you?"

ben_vulpes: "you've never worked a service industry job, have you?"

ben_vulpes: i suppose it is supposed to inspire pity?

ben_vulpes: little do they know that the episcopalians dragged me through this particular gutter as a youth and cemented my opinions of the subhumans.

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/ << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead. << folks frequently exhort me to "donate time at redacted house", to see what life is like for these people.

ben_vulpes: "we must because we can"

ben_vulpes: because? why not

ben_vulpes: likely next to evita - subterranean access from nearby barrio

ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> morphs into these when parking's tight << i imagine a special flat where he relaxes into his final chthonian form

ben_vulpes: lol ascii_lander they don't have stands

ben_vulpes: aves uber alles

ben_vulpes: more likely, suborned from get-go right?

ben_vulpes: it twitched, you didn't notice

ben_vulpes: (ascii_lander: is that an actual tab?!)

ben_vulpes: bitte ascii_lander

ben_vulpes: !up ascii_lander

ben_vulpes: may i inquire as to the terms of that contract?

ben_vulpes: wait i thought she was on payroll

ben_vulpes: three only included for symmetry

ben_vulpes: if one and two are to happen to one, at least ensure three and four

ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> i think i can probably manage 1 and 2 << this though is the point

ben_vulpes: well call it 1.25 liters and 8 hours

ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: aha

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:49] !up SquirtPrincess << she's probably going to get more out of this than that indianchocolate

ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "fearless" is what i seek to instill.

ben_vulpes: #bitcoin-parenting

ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: shouldn't it be total/hours?

ben_vulpes: anyways, at no point did my BAC approach anything interesting.

ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: do you want to count the whole day's titration?

ben_vulpes: worked for me

ben_vulpes shrugs

ben_vulpes: #bitcoin-assets

ben_vulpes: a derpy pun!

ben_vulpes: while there are parallels, they as all must pick their masters.

ben_vulpes: one does not train daughters in the way one trains wives and girlfriends.

ben_vulpes: why though is going off to whore necessary?

ben_vulpes: you tell me, you actually do the binding

ben_vulpes: peonage?

ben_vulpes: if whoring is what she's bound to do she'll go into it well knowledgeable of the various optimizations to be made

ben_vulpes: i suspect the odds are something abhorrent like 1/10 in each event

ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i do intend to run the assperiment

ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: 'twas directed at ascii_lander

ben_vulpes: no clearly, but the young can be set upon the road much more early can they not?

ben_vulpes: but someday(!) i'll have their ears 'pon me necklace

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i understand, the actual nuke-carriers chased me off the floor tonight.

ben_vulpes: you're just lazy and i think possibly scared

ben_vulpes: all tech though is learnable

ben_vulpes: fistful of tacks, i know

ben_vulpes: so go out and talk to them!

ben_vulpes: kind of my point

ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> [01:31] just like the 'best car' << "cultures that do not cherish the young mother perish", and we want this for la serenissima?

ben_vulpes: (st4ph)

ben_vulpes: i suppose implicit is the importing of staff

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:21] in other news, http://33.media.tumblr.com/2e4abde700722943b58acc7eb4b2b8a9/tumblr_ncmjn3Ymmz1tmc6gao6_r1_400.gif << i think this is the first mircea_popescu link where the gurl's apparently winning to untrained eyes

ben_vulpes: redactoleta i mean

ben_vulpes: i'll buy her a great big fuck off box in recolata after victory

ben_vulpes: RIP moiety

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:19] ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow." << precisely my point

ben_vulpes: aha

ben_vulpes: you recall the scottish kitten?

ben_vulpes: there was no honor in the kittens demise.

ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve

ben_vulpes: k so research first then, derp about my toolset later

ben_vulpes: it's actually ssh.

ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: that did not parse.

ben_vulpes: i'd have us be prepared.

ben_vulpes: yet.

ben_vulpes: trinque: you should bring the thinger down south

ben_vulpes: trinque: ha! neat

ben_vulpes: and trinque: why u CL?

ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: why u no git?

ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then

ben_vulpes: <trinque> BingoBoingo: https://github.com/redline6561/coleslaw << heh neat

ben_vulpes: "we know where you live" (tm)

ben_vulpes: especially if their names end up rather publically attached to such actions.

ben_vulpes: and if the things are incredibly low cost and easily hidden, the unknowability of where its deployed makes people start to think multiple times.

ben_vulpes: 'pill'

ben_vulpes: also pill against nailgunning.

ben_vulpes: in courtroom.

ben_vulpes: in painstaking detail.

ben_vulpes: pulling the pin does nothing to humiliate everyone involved.

ben_vulpes: they are the most derpy of derps.

ben_vulpes: how would they know though

ben_vulpes: house entry is a terror tactic, not actually performing research.

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: they go after der boxen.

ben_vulpes: williamdunne: kind of a nonstarter.

ben_vulpes: the point is to make it so painfully impossible for this to happent to ordinary mortals that the bastards can't pull this kind of stunt anymore.

ben_vulpes: no, fuck "needs".

ben_vulpes: so?

ben_vulpes: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/417155/wisconsins-shame-i-thought-it-was-home-invasion-david-french << induced a product idea: video camera that streams to bulletproof storage

ben_vulpes: i am probably late to this party as well

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander, mircea_popescu: you know, wot solves the buenos aires black market labor problem too

ben_vulpes: hey kakobrekla talk to mike and get the appropriate links dialed into assbot pwetty pwease? eg http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=assbot&to=williamdunne

ben_vulpes: !gettrust assbot williamdunne

ben_vulpes: !h

ben_vulpes: hoping for a reasonable bedtime for once

ben_vulpes: myeah

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: did not actually carry nuke around today, just matching desert eagles

ben_vulpes: i'll probably do like 4 hours tomorrow night

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: mebbe i shoulda stuck around and been the derp in the room for the second session, but my sugar high from mister_p's icecreamstravaganza'd worn off at that point and all the phrienz had left

ben_vulpes: maybe next year i go to the 9pm todos nieveles session

ben_vulpes: leading is maybe a thing one is tuned for but it is not a thing one "does" without lots of work

ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> [00:40] (no one owns anything, not even own pathetic carcass) << http://opensourceecology.org/wiki/LifeTrac there is yet hope

ben_vulpes: :(

ben_vulpes: compliment*

ben_vulpes: mwell imma take that as a compliement

ben_vulpes: 7pm "todos nieveles" is not 9pm "todos nieveles"

ben_vulpes: and after ascii_lander left, ben_vulpes got intimidated off the floor

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1106020 << let the permanent record show permanently that i got started "programming" with cnc strange and motoman ladder logic

ben_vulpes: i don't have any, 'cuz port towns lend

ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what they look like before a year of real food

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1105993 << all of my people know how to reach me

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1105966 << good for you - suck the beast dry

ben_vulpes: iodized salt?

ben_vulpes: is propping the market up really doing anyone any favors?

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: you're plenty familiar with the quality of usa girls

ben_vulpes: you'll find plenty you like from poor parents who accidentally got all the nutrition they need

ben_vulpes: well a) your taste in girlie lineage isn't relevant to the discussion

ben_vulpes: hm

ben_vulpes: too many people already!

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105923 << nono this is entirely bass ackwards. those children should be born as apparently defective as possible.

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105918 << me too

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105904 << soaked in fernet?

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105886 << for better or worse top posting is now required to interact with gmail users

ben_vulpes: WHO KNOWS

ben_vulpes: perhaps i even stay for something past the ceremonial pre-sunset whiskeys next year too

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105859 << imma troll the fam with this next year

ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105853 << you know i always get wicked child no matter how old i am

ben_vulpes: another night of tango at least

ben_vulpes: <mod6> oh wow. good for you. i never sleep on planes hardly. << oh man i'm going to sleep sooooo welllll

ben_vulpes: glhf

ben_vulpes: but let's try anyways: "pragmatic coffee nerd in buenos aires"

ben_vulpes: <lobbes> re: coffee. Once you go black, you can't go back. Added benefit of $maxcaffeine per cup << you're missing so much context here i don't know that it's worth fixing

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: more than

ben_vulpes: buenos noches

ben_vulpes: "plz foar ams profesh"

ben_vulpes: probably largely attributable to the endless politeness

ben_vulpes: mike_c: "is he putting /butter/ in his coffee?!"

ben_vulpes: apropos of nada, my favorite unlogged line from the con:

ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: you've measured this?

ben_vulpes wonders if the logs are even 5g

ben_vulpes: how on earth do you people make so much email

ben_vulpes: landed safely?

ben_vulpes: hola mike_c

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander1: ah, i missed the coords

ben_vulpes: i'm going to grab some coffee down at the cafe on the plaza

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: knob swizzled

ben_vulpes: http://shahrukhmerchant.com/ << legitt

ben_vulpes: guess i need some more coffee

ben_vulpes: heh didn't even see that...

ben_vulpes: http://www.buenosairesmilongas.com/#Tuesday << dig the sweet table-based UI

ben_vulpes: i see mircea_popescu links and expect to see all sorts of perversions

ben_vulpes: i am pavlovianly disappointed

ben_vulpes: whose editor not only indents after a closing tag but also uses tabs?

ben_vulpes sighs

ben_vulpes: 'tis a "right button" bit of saltwork

ben_vulpes: mhm

ben_vulpes eyes ascii_lander's tether

ben_vulpes: thanksbro

ben_vulpes has html to manually diff and jam into vcs

ben_vulpes: feel free to proceed without me

ben_vulpes: i have some salt to stuff in buckets, ascii_lander

ben_vulpes: this is some burning man shibboleth?

ben_vulpes: <cazalla> [09:44] Vexual, this chick https://www.linkedin.com/pub/amber-messer/4a/116/149 it's recon_eric wife << CoralFeather?

ben_vulpes: apparently the big iron bowls outside congreso nacional are nazi installations in some regard?

ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> we ate sodium light and lulz instead << many lulz painted on the sidewalk

ben_vulpes: * ascii_lander [13:43] read mircea_popescu pgp rfc in half-awake state and almost released brain from nose until realized that it is for -keyserver- and not a pgptron (e.g. gpg) per se << wasn't there an actual keyserver rfc at some point? i swear i read this thing but now cannot find it.

ben_vulpes: saw some grafitti people doing their thing tho

ben_vulpes: and then it was two and only the retarded pizza joints filled with teens were open

ben_vulpes: apparently we missed them all

ben_vulpes: FOOLISHLY

ben_vulpes: i kept expecting food along the way

ben_vulpes: and serrano

ben_vulpes: showing ascii_lander heights of orcish technology

ben_vulpes: "Sheldon"

ben_vulpes: place called...

ben_vulpes: strolled from palermo

ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [13:34] hm. you prolly took it from miserere ? like 4 ? << walked *past* misere at one point

ben_vulpes: "may" << not over a long enough time.

ben_vulpes: buy more.

ben_vulpes: don't burn them on scams

ben_vulpes: look buddy you're lucky enough to have bitcoins

ben_vulpes: aka take your money and run

ben_vulpes: high yield investment product

ben_vulpes: RetroFeel: u savvy how HYIP works?

ben_vulpes: it means it's a scam

ben_vulpes: 7% a week, i think

ben_vulpes: <rectofeel>

ben_vulpes: buenos dias herr popescu

ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i think the empenadas i found brought 2.4g contamination back to hotel redacto

ben_vulpes: how's it with you?

ben_vulpes: hi jurov!

ben_vulpes: buenos dias

ben_vulpes: buenos noches pumperos

ben_vulpes: dafuq

ben_vulpes: all these two fucking peso notes

ben_vulpes: the spice must flow!

ben_vulpes: fuck i don't even know how apostrophes work apparently

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