ben_vulpes: i can't handle relational algebra
ben_vulpes: trinque: but sql's scary
ben_vulpes: everyone goes home politely but the vagrants
ben_vulpes: nah, lights on the tennis court turn out at ten
ben_vulpes: ey caz
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell shinohai what platform did you end up compiling bitcoind on?
ben_vulpes: https://github.com/openssl/openssl/issues/57 << the bitrot continues
ben_vulpes: might be wrong
ben_vulpes: i think these are straight up radio
ben_vulpes: this was less eerie two nights ago at 1 in the morning.
ben_vulpes: in time
ben_vulpes: many many people with headphones dancing to music only they can hear
ben_vulpes: there is a "silent dance party" occuring at the park down the street
ben_vulpes: dpb's a clit tickler!
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> esp in odessa << ehe late as always, i am
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> that sounds pretty jewish << he's probably the most jewish jew in here - endlessly pessimistic about everything, everything costs $maxint, gurls are unreadable, and practically a talmudic scholar to boot
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> when an otherwise smart guy is too stupid to get out of the rain. << or insists, operating under a complete lack of evidence that "it can't possibly keep going on like this much longer!"
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> how is "working undercover" what you do when you << couldn't possibly be real. lulzy satire of the state of the state tho
ben_vulpes: mebbe in that it'll drive you insane..
ben_vulpes: http://thatoregonlife.com/2015/06/oregon-man-gets-sentenced-to-3-years-in-jail-for-pumping-his-own-gas/
ben_vulpes: it's a little stained tho
ben_vulpes: i have a spare robe for him
ben_vulpes: wow that's quite a wall of text
ben_vulpes: and source?
ben_vulpes: see what?
ben_vulpes: unacceptabru!
ben_vulpes: now if anyone can tell me what the ever loving hell that actua.
ben_vulpes: fix for missing cdefs.h on ubuntu 14.04 was "g++-multilib"
ben_vulpes: anyways for future logreaders and software archaeologists:
ben_vulpes: one would think, and yet openssl won't compile without cdefs.h apparently
ben_vulpes: /usr/include/features.h:374:25: fatal error: sys/cdefs.h: No such file or directory << novel and exciting failures in compiling openssl
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: almost exactly! except it's pulled by my giant dog instead of any sort of horse
ben_vulpes off for a bit of motoring with pets
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: corvette
ben_vulpes: and yes asciilifeform it is "rusted solid" on the inside.
ben_vulpes: thanks for the advice all
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski http://imgur.com/pE2zQPQ
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> how many three-legged tables, chairs ? << i for one would rather have three-legged furniture: 3 points define a plane; any more and you have an overconstrained and rocking system
ben-of-the-casca: well then
ben-of-the-casca: OH
ben-of-the-casca: i can see markers and items - but theyre just black
ben-of-the-casca: the renderings so fucked in my machine
ben-of-the-casca: dpb aha
ben-of-the-casca: not the rock, not the scratchings but that other thing
ben-of-the-casca: unless mod6 just derps it over to me
ben-of-the-casca: let me get further bored by looking for the last item
ben-of-the-casca: how much and how many?
ben-of-the-casca: looking forward to being able to /explore tho
ben-of-the-casca: re eulora, dpb, ive found rocks and scratches mostly by looking for things further away than the bushes are rendering
ben-of-the-casca: ty!
ben_vulpes: in what world is that nsfw?
ben_vulpes: trinque: it *did* totally work
ben_vulpes: loosen her up with these big old binaries
ben_vulpes: i prefer to abuse mother postgres
ben_vulpes: mnah
ben_vulpes: an hero-kun!
ben_vulpes: IMAGES INTO POSTGRES BINARY FIELD WOOO
ben_vulpes: solution?
ben_vulpes: users want to upload images
ben_vulpes: heroku does not persist state
ben_vulpes: client is using heroku
ben_vulpes: http://askubuntu.com/questions/540911/how-to-adjust-screen-brightness-in-ubuntu-14-04 << oh ffs
ben_vulpes: it's not really a rare model, guise
ben_vulpes: pessimist
ben_vulpes: i have all the light sequences in this town timed by memory
ben_vulpes: such wisdom
ben_vulpes: but what about the tranny?
ben_vulpes: ah nm
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: suggesting i hold out, then?
ben_vulpes: no they're /thooper/ tholdierth
ben_vulpes: but maybe
ben_vulpes: more like a fashion accessory
ben_vulpes: clean title, correct vintage, but automatic VS rebuilt title, not really the perfect vintage, and manual
ben_vulpes: http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/5067940938.html vs http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/5050595367.html
ben_vulpes: so help me out here
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: 'change addr' << i have banged on at length about this brain damage
ben_vulpes: ty punkman
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: galois's in on the btc-usg-bezzle?
ben_vulpes: old story, shinohai
ben_vulpes: just say no to python 3
ben_vulpes: but i suppose that i just don't understand how the (c, unix, haskell, programmering) world actually works
ben_vulpes tried haskell once, irreperably borked the install, never touched it again. will never trust its advocates claims re: "bug free cuz static static really static awesome type system ftw"
ben_vulpes: cabal install cabal-install
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell nubbins` didja ever get past the eulora new account screen?
ben_vulpes: 'tisn't so much school, ascii_field, as a hedge against further retardifying the spawn
ben_vulpes: read the bible three times, numbers in particular.
ben_vulpes: latin, french
ben_vulpes: make 'em do math and physics by hand and computer
ben_vulpes: eh give him a break - the canuks get all their ideas from their southern protector
ben_vulpes: not a bad outcome.
ben_vulpes: i also suspect that the initial stable of teachers will actually be the parents. nobody else is going to give a shit and la serenissima runs on deficits anyways.
ben_vulpes: teachers'll have to order parents to do so, as the thing of necessity'll have to run over teh wotnet
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: let's start a school
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell pete_dushenski if your kids need mavis beacon, something's gone horribly wrong
ben_vulpes: evaporated quickly, though. nobody likes working for ungrateful derps - not even commie engineers.
ben_vulpes: was particularly amused that the one part of the park that worked - eg infrastructure team - partook of no such nonsense. had leadership that delegated.
ben_vulpes: ascii_field: did indeed!
ben_vulpes: neat pickaxe, ascii_field
ben_vulpes: "The process favored those with the most time, as meetings tended to drag out for hours" "Some called it “feminist process,” for it seemed to embody feminist ideals of participation, inclusion, and egalitarianism. " << some derps sit around and derp while other people are making decisions and setting the wheels in motion. is it any wonder that the kochs always win and occupy always loses?
ben_vulpes: unrelated: on the quakers, consensus and 'activism' in america: http://berkeleyjournal.org/2015/05/the-theology-of-consensus/
ben_vulpes is rebuilding eulora from scratch. again.
ben_vulpes: might be able to acquire a tower or something with an i5 to play eulora
ben_vulpes: trinque reported two thinkpads i wanted to acquire
ben_vulpes: shit-melier
ben_vulpes: local sommolier
ben_vulpes: went to get a garbagebox from freegeek.org yesterday - "tuesday through saturday"
ben_vulpes: !up ascii_field
ben_vulpes: well, me for certain.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> pingin' ben_vulpes along with erryone else. << getting gentoo boxen for uclibc and cross-compilation's knocked mod6 and i on our asses
ben_vulpes: <nubbins`> but anyway. maybe i'll get a chance to compile eulora on osx by sunday << if you figure out how lmk, i failed to do so miserably
ben_vulpes: at least you weren't programming?
ben_vulpes: i'll work on dirty bits too
ben_vulpes: i'm going to beg a copy of trinque's tools and go murder parts of the economy he's not
ben_vulpes: trinque likes to bang on about how it was designed as an end-user-programming environment for accountants
ben_vulpes: Pierre_Rochard: get intimate with the sql
ben_vulpes: s/in/on
ben_vulpes: what'd you do in WS?
ben_vulpes: wow rly
ben_vulpes: scoop!
ben_vulpes: is teh desktop environment even strictly speaking necessary?
ben_vulpes: myeah i plan to run stump
ben_vulpes: should i skip the desktop environment?
ben_vulpes: myeah
ben_vulpes: whadday'all use for desktop environments, if any? i've inserted ubuntu into this mac and now need to make it usable
ben_vulpes: woo
ben_vulpes: and the update manager nags me about 14.04 every time i run apt-get
ben_vulpes: more open source hurray
ben_vulpes: doesn't support tap-to-click
ben_vulpes: found an ubuntu partition on my ancient mac
ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: on the rocks
ben_vulpes: ALL I HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE IS NEATS
ben_vulpes: neat, trinque
ben_vulpes: neat, danielpbarron
ben_vulpes: i just keep failing/to compile/crystal space/on my mac/ooh ooh ooh (to the tune of https://youtu.be/Urdlvw0SSEc?t=49)
ben_vulpes: and hands.
ben_vulpes: i'm going to go stand in the sun and burn the open source off of my face.
ben_vulpes: nope.
ben_vulpes: chetty's going to post me a tarball to try, i expect it to behave the precisely same way
ben_vulpes: have also done the same thing with various svn checkouts
ben_vulpes: downloaded tarball, ran ./configure, configure script asks for password for crystal@crystalspace3d.org , fails to produce jam or makefiles
ben_vulpes: personal verification.
ben_vulpes: hugely visible on sonar i imagine
ben_vulpes: incredibly vulnerable
ben_vulpes: incredibly expensive
ben_vulpes: dude what is the damn point of a sub
ben_vulpes: unrelatedly, the navy is gearing up for its own f35: http://www.politico.com/agenda/story/2015/06/congress-tries-to-hide-a-submarine-000069
ben_vulpes: crystalspace 2.0 confirmed to be broken on os x
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: you're familiar with asciilifeform's story about sponsors of foreigners in the states taking mortgages out in the foreigners names?
ben_vulpes: i think i have 3 concurrent "identity theft protection" contracts
ben_vulpes: i'm not even certain that anyone builds this on os x regularly
ben_vulpes: if this fails i'll download a stable tarball and try that
ben_vulpes: now i'm just trying to compile the latest
ben_vulpes: was trying to package and upload an msi or some other such madness
ben_vulpes: the first fun bit was when the configure script for chetty's specified version of cs actually asked me for the password to crystal@crystalspace3d.org's account...
ben_vulpes: i don't think they're terribly weird, but what do i know
ben_vulpes attempts to compile crystalspace on os x for the third time today
ben_vulpes: smaller teams, smaller balls, smaller field but more or less.
ben_vulpes: i'm thinking futsal for next winter
ben_vulpes: how so nuts? you're far away from the equator.
ben_vulpes: <shinohai> added to pr0nbot: https://i.imgur.com/g94RGlL.jpg << hardly porn
ben_vulpes: right on, mod6
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> open source is an open invitation to waste your life debugging stupid shti << my life
ben_vulpes: 1500 lines!
ben_vulpes: link, mircea_popescu ?
ben_vulpes: he's funny from time to time
ben_vulpes: someone eyed him, you see!
ben_vulpes: http://www.kgw.com/story/news/crime/2015/05/28/three-people-shot-during-last-thursday-portland/28129499/
ben_vulpes: lathe fits in head.
ben_vulpes: well, i learned their use. can't say as i 'know' them.
ben_vulpes: i expected them to work as the lathe does
ben_vulpes: i learned then next to the lathe
ben_vulpes: i'm starting to not be surprised by the failure of modern computing tools
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> what i did not have time to do is to measure whether this had the intended effect. << how would you measure fragging?
ben_vulpes: kakow, mod6
ben_vulpes: meowmix808andheartbreaks
ben_vulpes: apt-cache madison ??? what the hell.
ben_vulpes: "All the old, enlightened means of discussion and analysis —from due process to scientific method — are dismissed as being blind to emotional concerns and therefore unfairly skewed toward the interest of straight white males."
ben_vulpes: ask him, not me.
ben_vulpes: kako turned them off
ben_vulpes: kakobrekla and williamdunne had a slapfight over titles
ben_vulpes: it provided a nice indexing of links
ben_vulpes: i too miss titlebot
ben_vulpes: (communisticism!)
ben_vulpes: i don't think further splits are avoidable
ben_vulpes: oh le scoop?
ben_vulpes: ˘source of what?
ben_vulpes: just take the magic digits that identify me as a ("loyal") subject of the crown
ben_vulpes: MHM SURE.
ben_vulpes: they want me to scan in my passport and upload it to their secure portal.
ben_vulpes: i am opening a "health savings account"
ben_vulpes: today in fiatderping news
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: i didn't opt into the US legal regime either
ben_vulpes: punkman: hey that's neat
ben_vulpes: super_important_passwords.gpg
ben_vulpes: derpy_web_passwords.gpg
ben_vulpes: passwords.gpg
ben_vulpes: !s keybase
ben_vulpes: webify all the things!
ben_vulpes: > broke dicks
ben_vulpes: i am exhausted of fucks
ben_vulpes: mk well they're even tapping into the local welfare spigot
ben_vulpes: connectivity.
ben_vulpes: FLYPLYMOUTH has developed a plan to reopen Plymouth airport, reintroducing aviation services and air passenger services that is stepped and incrementally profitable at each stage. We believe that this objective is deliverable in two to three years and that by working together with the City around a demonstrably credible plan supported by independent feasibility analysis Plymouth will be able to benefit from new job creation and better
ben_vulpes: mhhhhm
ben_vulpes: !up pete_dushenski
ben_vulpes: we lower bureaucrats into pederasty.
ben_vulpes: this is bitcoin
ben_vulpes: and what world is this where scammers take cash to build out a model and then verify it with bureaucrats?
ben_vulpes: that's what it meant in the context of the us banking retardation
ben_vulpes: novel scamhold is what i hear.
ben_vulpes: what the fuck is a stress test
ben_vulpes: what am i missing here
ben_vulpes: > airplane
ben_vulpes: > 150k
ben_vulpes: > airport
ben_vulpes: > 150k
ben_vulpes: but let's start with the "how is anyone involved qualified to derp near expensive-ass capital equipment"
ben_vulpes: i read the thread.
ben_vulpes: DAFUQ AIRPLAINES?
ben_vulpes: and then disappear
ben_vulpes: make everyone feel really cool for investing
ben_vulpes: rent an office
ben_vulpes: buy some ad space
ben_vulpes: i know i know
ben_vulpes: what they will do for their investors?
ben_vulpes: tiberius, is that you?
ben_vulpes: !up bitcoinfailed
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: drowning
ben_vulpes: trinque and i were wondering about their CLIM implementations, and if documentation etc was better on the closed-source side of the world
ben_vulpes: Adlai, asciilifeform: are the commercial lisps worth paying for?
ben_vulpes: rewriting the block explorer now, Adlai ?
ben_vulpes: genuinely asinine
ben_vulpes: what brings you by, Lk4_DPB ?
ben_vulpes: !up Lk4_DPB
ben_vulpes: hola shesek
ben_vulpes: http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/05/how-a-grad-student-uncovered-a-huge-fraud.html << merit washing plus "social science" leads to lulz in short order
ben_vulpes: ;;calc 20 * 700
ben_vulpes: have we done 20 meg bastard block accumulation yet?
ben_vulpes: those bandwidth charges, eh?
ben_vulpes: noice
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [10:29] previously it was rock concerts, but that kind-of died somehow << it mutated into the 'festival' circuit
ben_vulpes: of course there is
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: is there a russian equivalent to cursive?
ben_vulpes: i refuse to take notes on a computer