ben_vulpes: hah i'll definitely try that
ben_vulpes: turn one thing into two, merriment ensues
ben_vulpes: mine just started responding to ripping paper in half
ben_vulpes: mine, that is
ben_vulpes: assumptions are showing
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: low cost implementations, jamming, longstanding fascination with MEMS, balloons, whole buncha half-thought-through stuff in the vein
ben_vulpes: man i want to hack on radar
ben_vulpes: fghj lol
ben_vulpes: may your offspring beat mean reversion as frequently as is statistically likely
ben_vulpes: congratulations to yourself as well
ben_vulpes: princessnell: had a kid, so that's eating up a huge amount of previously discretionary time
ben_vulpes: and what brings you back around?
ben_vulpes: hey how've you been princessnell
ben_vulpes: yeah that's p amusing
ben_vulpes: > "non binding pledge" << ahaha ayyy lmao
ben_vulpes: none of y'alls concerns matter.
ben_vulpes: eh fuggit who cares about barbarians outside of the wot
ben_vulpes: "respect and acknowledge that their concerns are valid, even if you disagree" << hyu hyu hyu yes please by all means try to hold two entirely contradictory notions in your head at the same time
ben_vulpes: "We don't care...who was morally wrong." << i do.
ben_vulpes: mebbe that
ben_vulpes: ah
ben_vulpes: "If we add up the value of the hours spent on it, we’re in the tens, maybe hundreds of millions of dollars." << not me, not anyone here. lookee at how much we've saved by not giving any credence at all to the brain damage!
ben_vulpes: princessnell: isn't bruce fenton a child molestor or some such?
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: i have tasked $admin with procuring milagro cointreau and fresh lime juice for the entirely made up national margarita day
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i keep an closet full entirely of wine and liquor at my office...
ben_vulpes: what'd adlai do this time? i didn't see anything notably lulzy in the logs...
ben_vulpes: GOOOOOOOOALD
ben_vulpes: "talking to the community about my “analysis paralysis loop” caused by the excessive amount of available tools to choose from and to investigate resulted in the community suggesting to try out, spend time, learn and investigate four more technologies that I haven’t even considered in the first place. Good job, Javascript!"
ben_vulpes: https://medium.com/@pistacchio/i-m-a-web-developer-and-i-ve-been-stuck-with-the-simplest-app-for-the-last-10-days-fb5c50917df#.tq2thlp8r << checking in from the lulzfactory
ben_vulpes would appreciate slightly less heavyweight metaphors too
ben_vulpes: shinohai: i want the http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/jeeps,-trucks-a-motos-3/ats-59-artillery-tractor-275 artillery tractor
ben_vulpes: PURCHASE A UAZ-452 MINIVAN, THE INDISPENSABLE COMPANION OF YOUR LONG TRIPS TO THE NATURE.
ben_vulpes: http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/jeeps,-trucks-a-motos-3/uaz-452-52#currency=USD
ben_vulpes: - nothing
ben_vulpes: things i recall:
ben_vulpes: paging mircea_popescu, asciilifeform, per usual
ben_vulpes: punkman: i wish i remembered more, or could effectively dig up the thread
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-02-2016#1402656 << remember the game of life pow thread?
ben_vulpes was halfway hoping for a different kind of crypto animal
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-02-2016#1401850 << how dare you challenge the lord of the vehicles
ben_vulpes: stop paying lizard hitler for entries in his global lookup table
ben_vulpes: nah man dns a fuck
ben_vulpes: o.O
ben_vulpes: do i misremember?
ben_vulpes: oh can't edit conf files and reload iirc
ben_vulpes: what else
ben_vulpes: then there's some default password implementation the specifics of which i forget but was miserably bad
ben_vulpes: let us start with the completely fucking retarded web admin panel
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i have a *million* complaints against znc
ben_vulpes: bitlbee huh
ben_vulpes: i think i even did erc-znc mode at one point
ben_vulpes looks
ben_vulpes: oh god i tried znc
ben_vulpes: phf: this means i have to maintain a mental map for "emacs on my server" and "emacs on my desktop
ben_vulpes: phf: the best erc setup i've come up with is to run it through mosh in a terminal
ben_vulpes: phf: it's fine, great, doesn't bouncer well though.
ben_vulpes: light terminal, yes. specific color scheme at that. and no no fucking dark text editor because i have to pull up web pages and am right back at the original problem!
ben_vulpes: switching from light to dark and back is very painful for my head.
ben_vulpes: no i want the whole screen tan-ish
ben_vulpes: hate
ben_vulpes: fucking
ben_vulpes: mother
ben_vulpes: i motherfucking hate switching over to a dark terminal after using a light text editor
ben_vulpes: i like my colors to match!
ben_vulpes: i could get my whole experience into solarized light
ben_vulpes: an appealing thing about irssi is that it has a solarized light mode
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: the suggestions continue to stack up
ben_vulpes: (vil-ified!)
ben_vulpes is considering a new irc client
ben_vulpes: i had a pertinent question before the payroll people distracted me
ben_vulpes: iono man
ben_vulpes: their eeeemailz!
ben_vulpes: scusi, scusi
ben_vulpes: "go sit in the corner! you've been bad."
ben_vulpes: 5 days lol they do timeouts now?
ben_vulpes: have been following the public feedz, yes, but much happens below the surface
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: i mean how am i supposed to know what's going on in the far-flung provinces
ben_vulpes: "The cybercriminal reached out to Motherboard through an apparently compromised DOJ email account earlier last week, and claimed to have obtained the stolen data by compromising that account and then using it to access a DOJ portal."
ben_vulpes: huh
ben_vulpes: also not taking fucking fiat.
ben_vulpes: that is precisely the plan next time.
ben_vulpes: small biz is worst biz
ben_vulpes: and apparently i have to go through intuit for this
ben_vulpes: all i want is a form for hours and a button that remits appropriately
ben_vulpes: but intuit goes so far as to lobby against simplifying the american taxtuation so they can do 'ez' taxes for derps
ben_vulpes: they're all useless
ben_vulpes: subject of sv, it looks like i'll be on hold with intuit until the halvening
ben_vulpes: i guess that'd be sv
ben_vulpes: how about disrupting the blowjob?
ben_vulpes: christ that's entertaining
ben_vulpes: rich.
ben_vulpes: HAHAHA
ben_vulpes: ehuehueahuehueh
ben_vulpes: grounded in the river elbe
ben_vulpes: "baby i need a tug!"
ben_vulpes: i am now renaming my cock to CSCL Indian Ocean
ben_vulpes: mega container ship grounded in the elbe for FIVE DAYS
ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: fisting is for closers
ben_vulpes: fisting first?!
ben_vulpes: nono not at first
ben_vulpes: not even raining
ben_vulpes: atypically punny day
ben_vulpes: individual licks even?
ben_vulpes: you name the sucks?
ben_vulpes: unrelatedly, it took 12 (!) tugs to get the HK boat ungrounded from the elbe
ben_vulpes: hoo-ers.
ben_vulpes looks sideways at asciilifeform
ben_vulpes hums
ben_vulpes: and our covered wagons aren't even hauled by oxen any more but horse
ben_vulpes: we have /electricity/
ben_vulpes: i am offend
ben_vulpes: me!
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: re: codebabez you should totally come visit sometime
ben_vulpes: and not worry about the delicate internals
ben_vulpes: if it's made of METAL i want to HIT PEOPLE WITH IT
ben_vulpes: i give precisely zero fucks about lightweight laptops.
ben_vulpes: i am a barbarian though and it must be my fault somehow for expecting my tools to be robust
ben_vulpes: leading edge just torso-ward of the hands starts chipping after some time
ben_vulpes: pretty standard decomposition pattern i think now
ben_vulpes: nfi
ben_vulpes: it has *chips* out of it asciilifeform, thank you for asking.
ben_vulpes: i hate this thread
ben_vulpes: hey i was hacking all am
ben_vulpes falls over
ben_vulpes: doubt i'll get to it today tho
ben_vulpes: nifty mod6
ben_vulpes: mod6: V in V!
ben_vulpes: entertaining feller.
ben_vulpes: haha BingoBoingo has it
ben_vulpes: they usually get shitcanned shinohai
ben_vulpes: PeterL: i was thinking about a deadbot- !
ben_vulpes: perhaps i see a glimmer
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: ah
ben_vulpes: !rated phf
ben_vulpes tries to reconcile 'lord can have seat back for asking' with the booting of fluffypony and nubbins`
ben_vulpes: ooh
ben_vulpes: word
ben_vulpes: it ain't april yet shinohai
ben_vulpes: mod6: what kind of patch are you shipping? ri patch or v patch?
ben_vulpes: neat
ben_vulpes: AMERICAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE
ben_vulpes: diana_coman: eurozone?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: and you know that public school in america is just daycare.
ben_vulpes: i have a completely unbacked theory that the further you go down the american income/class ladder the more girls you'll get in those classes.
ben_vulpes: PeterL: public school?
ben_vulpes: and mats with tits
ben_vulpes: press a patch without hashes in the headers
ben_vulpes: hey mod6 here's an edge case for you
ben_vulpes: and the tits!
ben_vulpes is open to being sold, grew up in america after all
ben_vulpes: legendarily long lead time for feedback here, just getting ahead of things.
ben_vulpes: aha!
ben_vulpes: i'm not sold on diana_coman
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes rolls eyes
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell artifexd yo it's going to be much harder to get back in than it will be to preserve your seat now
ben_vulpes: nearly 42 weeks now.
ben_vulpes: ;;seen artifexd
ben_vulpes: sure yeah people have been inquiring politely for...
ben_vulpes: more to the point with artifexd he bit off gossipd, claimed progress, and then vanished.
ben_vulpes: thrice cursed!
ben_vulpes: ill meaning!
ben_vulpes waves at alf's diddling
ben_vulpes: but no, not imho.
ben_vulpes: well, "need".
ben_vulpes: draw the graph, it's a useful exercise.
ben_vulpes: if instead a v implementation presses each patch in the flow...
ben_vulpes: from the desired head to press, it doesn't.
ben_vulpes: er
ben_vulpes: if a v implementation recurses up from the pressed head, it doesn't.
ben_vulpes: PeterL: the list of patches gets alphasorted before toposorting in all implementations i've seen to date.
ben_vulpes: and its implicit use in pressing.
ben_vulpes: this alphabetical sorting of patches in v flow grates on me for some reason i'm struggling to articulate.
ben_vulpes: good porn name, that.
ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_driver
ben_vulpes: no no i think those are different
ben_vulpes: something is amiss
ben_vulpes: doesn't that get you on some kind of vile criminal list in canada?
ben_vulpes: pete_d_out?
ben_vulpes: wait
ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_dior
ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_d_out
ben_vulpes: ;;seen pete_dushenski
ben_vulpes: ahaha mircea_popescu yours is funny too!
ben_vulpes: in other news we call this occasionally-accumulating infant smegma "neck cheese" because mothers milk comes back up as ricotta
ben_vulpes: hair splinters for everyone
ben_vulpes: paging mod6 to the preactor control room
ben_vulpes: http://thebitcoin.foundation/src << also lulzy?
ben_vulpes: in line with my thinking
ben_vulpes: bitcoin/src/json/LICENSE.txt
ben_vulpes: who is john w. wilkinson and is there any reason to keep his json spirit license around?
ben_vulpes: unrelatedly
ben_vulpes: macbook macht frei
ben_vulpes: i need a workstation for doing work, and a comms box for doing comms.
ben_vulpes: preach
ben_vulpes: not irc on the train?
ben_vulpes: o yes?
ben_vulpes: i for instance just bought three of the things, but only because of the Apple Developer Ratchet
ben_vulpes: not apple stockholm i suppose nearly so much as usa stockholm
ben_vulpes: takes a rather lot to override apple-scale stockholm
ben_vulpes: blockchain inclolded
ben_vulpes: the thing has like 4 girls online atm
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: hurt Naphex' feelings with the camho piece?
ben_vulpes: heh anyways i just cracked xotika, picked a random feed and whaddaya know the last frame of the bloomberg video that autoplayed itself is superimposed on this poor girl's face
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: yo what happened with xotika?
ben_vulpes: ;;seen naphex
ben_vulpes: faux patriotism routine makes me fucking retch
ben_vulpes: what the fuck is this "tongue slipped"
ben_vulpes: aka racial discourse kittens
ben_vulpes: jungle cats
ben_vulpes: mountain ponies
ben_vulpes: you know
ben_vulpes: supberb* owl
ben_vulpes: the superb owl impends, and the girls need a hand hefting cakes and buckets of wangs
ben_vulpes: anyways, i now return you to your regularly scheduled programming
ben_vulpes: well, works.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-02-2016#1399016 << where do the provided explanations fall flat?
ben_vulpes: phf: thank you for the rewriting and clarification on why vdiff doesn't on macos.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-02-2016#1399000 << in the sense that most everything i read here gets filed away and pops up unexpectedly elsewhere. but no, not explicitly.
ben_vulpes: aha!
ben_vulpes: izzat a coon pun?
ben_vulpes: hoplites
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: if you don't show up in the forum, marshall hoplits on demand, are you still a senator?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: dude he has like three
ben_vulpes: yes but /inclusion in the lordship/ for that?
ben_vulpes: i don't intend this as an attack on mthreat, trying only to tease out the logic.
ben_vulpes: 'running ok' is the criteria?
ben_vulpes: i also don't quite know what mthreat's doing in there beyond running search and being a known usg antagonist.
ben_vulpes: aha precisely what i was asking.
ben_vulpes: also does lordship survive termination of corporeal instantiation?
ben_vulpes: traverser and *myriad* other contributions.
ben_vulpes: i propose excising artifexd from the lordship, and i further propose adding phf to it
ben_vulpes: ;;seen diametric
ben_vulpes: ;;seen artifexd
ben_vulpes: ;;seen dignork
ben_vulpes: ;;seen mthreat
ben_vulpes: fair nuff.
ben_vulpes: nigga you think i keep shit in my head that computers remember for me?
ben_vulpes: o wait this'd be the canonical list
ben_vulpes: i dunno i'm not diffing your html with my face
ben_vulpes: right, and given the extremely long lead time for review around here i want to kick the conversation off now
ben_vulpes: you proposed changes, but i'm not seeing those changes cemented anywhere.
ben_vulpes: as in publish your next lordship list
ben_vulpes: http://trilema.com/2015/a-new-lordship-list/ << mircea_popescu did you ever finalize this?
ben_vulpes: maqp: where does the handle come from?