ben_vulpes: employs many an orbiting babe
ben_vulpes: wholly owned by salesfarce these days
ben_vulpes: heroku graham << citation needed
ben_vulpes idly enumerates his ballsac
ben_vulpes: related: http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Joburgs-dumbest-policeman.jpg
ben_vulpes: in other "baby i'm trying to find something redeeming in the american holiday season"s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44mRRo0-P0&list=PLUSRfoOcUe4YfT3KjO5JInZ7owN_nIMh4&index=1
ben_vulpes: on a fresh load that is
ben_vulpes: chrome takes ~1sec to draw it
ben_vulpes: using js to draw that?
ben_vulpes: lookin slick
ben_vulpes really off now
ben_vulpes: anyways, that episode pointed me in the direction of external log mgmt
ben_vulpes: failed to land a patch, was summarily executed by handlers
ben_vulpes: well also polarbeard did some objectionable whole-codebase patching
ben_vulpes has devoured sweets, dons commuter yeti for more rainridin
ben_vulpes: well dump svlogd in the bin of 'pointless abstractions that make life under the tyranny of linux mildly less painful and retarded' then
ben_vulpes has never seen one, would not know
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: where do sanely written programs log?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: well i put a redirect in there
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: eats stdout, yes
ben_vulpes: can be configured for log rotation, timestamps in myriad formats, udp packets on certain parse events
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i know you already gave up on the thing, but i use svlogd to hammer poorly-logging proggies into sanity
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: svlogd
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-28#1573876, http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-28#1573878 << http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/Er2hU/?raw=true
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-28#1573889 << baww, no just forgot.
ben_vulpes: let's retroactively impeach obama for accepting the nobel without congress' blessing
ben_vulpes: heh
ben_vulpes: what, the chinese are going to grant him a title?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: glib
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: h-how is that going to work?
ben_vulpes: SERIOUSLY BE AFRAID
ben_vulpes: more lulz from linked rag: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2016/11/23/trumps-new-interview-with-the-new-york-times-isnt-reassuring-its-deeply-alarming/
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: it's going to be so unfair when the white working class is entirely satisfied with the recent championship pay-per-view outcome
ben_vulpes: funkenstein_ a good candidate
ben_vulpes: mats: that's rich, coming from the local documentarian of besieged arabs
ben_vulpes: in other pcengines: http://archive.is/slpYZ
ben_vulpes: "we've barricaded ourselves in this room and are now all tweeting about it"
ben_vulpes: lol 8 /injured/?
ben_vulpes: it's like a minor tantrum
ben_vulpes: 8 is not a rampage
ben_vulpes: portland behind the curve as always
ben_vulpes: ballistic crabs!
ben_vulpes: yeah artificial shells gave me a great lol
ben_vulpes: (hunchentoot uber alles)
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: working on a c httptron?
ben_vulpes: also two factors
ben_vulpes: there are 2 ips there
ben_vulpes: http://cyber.dealing.ninja/ << not even kidding dns entries cropping up in #b-a
ben_vulpes: the insecuribelli?
ben_vulpes: owow organ of corti is alive huh
ben_vulpes: now there's a woman not terrifically insecure about her tummy
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-19#1506568 << this being the other extreme
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-19#1570665 << phuctor appears to suffer this in spades
ben_vulpes: little toy is practically begging for a rewrite. personal hunch in re orbital software development model is that software subject to realtime changing constraints has a ~2 year depreciation schedule
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: i have added more magic numbers to enable your habits
ben_vulpes: probably old news, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xX_KaStFT8
ben_vulpes: trump claims he'll file notice to withdraw from the tpp
ben_vulpes: http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Tom-Edwards-Coffee-Mug-Dont-Look-at-Me-I-Didnt-Vote-for-Him-Social-Insecurity-/191805586136?hash=item2ca880fad8 << this one in particular
ben_vulpes: trinque: oblig mug i grew up drinking out of http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/bLsAAOSw1vlUubcb/s-l1600.jpg
ben_vulpes: just trying to weave these threads of conversation into some bizarro fabric over here
ben_vulpes: hmk
ben_vulpes: yeah that
ben_vulpes: what /did/ you read on the 'kowtowing'?
ben_vulpes: nyt transcript is pretty amusing. friendman's butthurt leaking all over the page.
ben_vulpes: better chances than thumbing ass and praying
ben_vulpes: see: "trumpargenwat"
ben_vulpes: quite
ben_vulpes: makes this real fucked up kind of sense
ben_vulpes: put the black dude in charge of the projects
ben_vulpes: yeah that's rich
ben_vulpes: orly?
ben_vulpes: and so they're stuck being the third generation down.
ben_vulpes: kinda their problem not mine
ben_vulpes is trolling liberals with "look at all of the war we've waged and all of the booty we brought back" lately
ben_vulpes does not see any of these 'nazis' signing up to go fight anywhere
ben_vulpes: 'have a war, kill off 8/10'?
ben_vulpes: haven't we done the 'make a people great again' thread as well?
ben_vulpes could not get sound to happen
ben_vulpes: 'non profit'
ben_vulpes: non profit does not serve this case of 'enough of those'.
ben_vulpes: perhaps wants to 'invest' (lol) 'profits' (lol) into another venture (lol?)
ben_vulpes: what if one has enough of those
ben_vulpes: 501c3's show profit nao?
ben_vulpes: given how tight-lipped nyc has traditionally been with "pushed onto tracks" numbers, "rash" is unjustified.
ben_vulpes: in other trumpargentwat/international great again: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/cashing-in-bigly-in-argentina
ben_vulpes: the v8 donkey!
ben_vulpes: knew?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: that monster flies, though
ben_vulpes: mats has it
ben_vulpes: the ships, along with the plane, are such a delightful distillation of the disintegration in place
ben_vulpes: using highly radioactive polywater!
ben_vulpes: water in the power transmission bearings this time
ben_vulpes: you don't like anything!
ben_vulpes: also in classic df: http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Cacame_Awemedinade
ben_vulpes: classic
ben_vulpes: one can even dig down to hell
ben_vulpes: players wrote their own dwarf mgmt software because the builtin mgmt tools are famously inadequate
ben_vulpes: dwarf fortress is a game you play in spite of the game's best efforts to stop you
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: ui? dwarf fortress?
ben_vulpes: rather deep crafting tree, roguelike + 4x
ben_vulpes: i was a fan when i played vidya games
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-21#1571947 << ever dabble with 'dwarf fortress'?
ben_vulpes: is there any good reason to trust that chart?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: watched any of clarkson's new show?
ben_vulpes off for a while
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: i am also curious to know what kind of requirements you have for a vps that your current loggotron doesn't serve.
ben_vulpes: oho it isn't now
ben_vulpes: just don't connect it to the internet, what
ben_vulpes: and i want a mig
ben_vulpes: nevertheless, academic.
ben_vulpes: replication works on the wal, not on the committed db, and so i don't think it would have the load impact you do.
ben_vulpes: 'read only sql users to a replica of the phuctor db' is, while an interesting project, not wanted by the people doing most of the analysis afaict
ben_vulpes: i too would like more detail in re 'shall provide a platform for those interested in analysing RSA keys'
ben_vulpes: even mike_c-'s thing only used js to populate the typeahead iirc
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: just deliver svgs, eh?
ben_vulpes: wot browser somewhat higher priority though
ben_vulpes: phf: may be able to chime in on how much load that'd add to the db process but i don't think much
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: if you go down the 'phuctor visualizer/dash' route, you might consider leaning on pg streaming replication
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: did you ever apply asciilifeform's 'banhammer'?
ben_vulpes: harumph.
ben_vulpes: well now the remaining jo
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: ^^
ben_vulpes: !!up Gaboose yo get a connection that stays up, would you? the join/part spam is entirely unnecessary.
ben_vulpes: confederacio general trabajadores?
ben_vulpes: cgt?
ben_vulpes: http://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20161118&t=2&i=1162278312&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=780&pl=468&sq=&r=LYNXMPECAH1KE << CHRISTMAS TREE
ben_vulpes: ahaha "a demonstrator disguised as santa clause gestures next to a christmas tree with signs demanding aid plans and reform bills"
ben_vulpes: 'protests'
ben_vulpes: protests now outside congress and not casa rosada so that mircea_popescu cannot debunk by stretching and walking outside
ben_vulpes: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-argentina-protests-idUSKBN13D2JY << "tens of thousands!"
ben_vulpes: a) i dunno that georgians live in anything but b) who knows if it was even 'his'
ben_vulpes: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/u-s-marshal-killed-serving-warrant-georgia-mobile-home-park-article-1.2879101
ben_vulpes: > activist
ben_vulpes: trinque: http://i.imgur.com/ImeAUIP.jpg
ben_vulpes: trinque: they're noisy and have ~0 to do with anything
ben_vulpes: "omg its the only way to get unbrainwashed girlfriends"
ben_vulpes: "omg dating down is reprehensible!"
ben_vulpes: cant imagine life is still viable at 22 these days though
ben_vulpes: yeah you gotta catch 'em at like 22
ben_vulpes: what, all missing parts?
ben_vulpes: gabriel_laddel: you're going to have to give "web can now be a thing" a bit more detail
ben_vulpes: exciting, innit
ben_vulpes: carter/west 2020
ben_vulpes: yeezy for prez
ben_vulpes: longest potential horizon wager in tmsr~ yet?
ben_vulpes: aha
ben_vulpes: see ya sometime q1
ben_vulpes: "i ben vulpes, identifed"
ben_vulpes: lol we have a typo
ben_vulpes: standby 2
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: scrap 'drafted in' line and jam it into deedbot?
ben_vulpes: something like that
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-18#1569748 << your holding keys did not absolve me of tracking account deposits
ben_vulpes: obviously it weakens the automatability of your processing to open up a hole for contesting deposits
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-18#1569605 << just because i didn't detail how to deal with idiot customers doesn't mean that you can't also look for mismatched amounts and resolve it yourself
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-18#1569602 << eh it's 250 words, he's been threatening to do it forever, just prodding
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-18#1569585 << not unreasonabru, wallet braindamage/taint stush/millions of other things weren't necessarily apparent in 2011
ben_vulpes: !!up the_scourge planning to do something about all the reconnects?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/2qvy4/?raw=true
ben_vulpes: ?
ben_vulpes: mnope
ben_vulpes: i've never seen anyone get under mircea_popescu's skin like that guy did
ben_vulpes: rip tiberius
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: lol
ben_vulpes: there are worse ways to go..
ben_vulpes: devoured by camhos
ben_vulpes: (may still be, who knows...)
ben_vulpes: naphex was romanian anywasy
ben_vulpes: well now i'm imagining that gif with a 3-piece
ben_vulpes: unless that's you...
ben_vulpes: look at the beard!
ben_vulpes: http://i.imgur.com/xl1R8KP.gif << in which we learn that danielpbarron is a world-class circus skateboard athlete
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: receipt acknowledged, in the middle of something
ben_vulpes: "digit-labs"?
ben_vulpes: !!help
ben_vulpes: because you have no idea how to use it
ben_vulpes: !!key rg
ben_vulpes: putincorp 2016
ben_vulpes: world is not a cinder yet
ben_vulpes: lol top fuckin host
ben_vulpes tacoing
ben_vulpes: if 15 buys a house, .15 might get you a car!
ben_vulpes: anyways draft a contract if the notion appeals
ben_vulpes: hundred percent odds implies that you'd be on the hook for 21MBTC
ben_vulpes: if i understand the math here, you'd only stake 14.85
ben_vulpes: i know.
ben_vulpes: hey with all the couches you're buying
ben_vulpes: y'had me scratching my head there for a second
ben_vulpes: eh, round to the nearest half, call it 0.15
ben_vulpes: but proximate to that, sure
ben_vulpes: exchange rates to btc/cad aside
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: if you want an easy hundo i'll put it down on 'no', at 1:99 ;)
ben_vulpes: https://www.rt.com/news/367192-kirby-rt-syria-accusations/ << kirby's a barrel o' giggles
ben_vulpes: lolno
ben_vulpes: the republic never forgets.
ben_vulpes: indeed
ben_vulpes: !~later tell the_scourge fix your connection, wouldja?
ben_vulpes: or is the Great Again in this context starving 401knauts
ben_vulpes: does the whole stock/re bezzle fall over if rates go up?
ben_vulpes: or follow?
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: how does that go?
ben_vulpes: "this mig has only had oil changes at the dealership"
ben_vulpes: heh
ben_vulpes: nifty looking bird
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: did mthreat ever get his?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: got odds on a fed rate hike during the first term of the trumpenreich?
ben_vulpes: they can stop it this time!
ben_vulpes: in other tizzop kizzeks: https://www.rt.com/news/367302-germany-deport-afghan-refugees/
ben_vulpes off for tacos, tunes, trouble
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: rather impossible to cram into the linked lifting body
ben_vulpes: http://media2.fdncms.com/portmerc/imager/u/large/18697922/trump-protest-cover_11_9_16.jpg << asciilifeform turns out, freeway protest did not even actually block freeway
ben_vulpes: to achieve the same effect with fans you'd need to dissipate at least the same amount of energy through the fan motors as you'd liberate from the fuel, no?
ben_vulpes: there is also the upstream compressor driven off the same shaft but a) that's a compressor not a fan and b) that compressed gas is reacted with hydrocarbons to throw off oodles of gas cfm
ben_vulpes: in jet engines, the nozzles release combustion gases and expand them through a turbine to drive the fan shaft
ben_vulpes: "given a large enough fan, and small enough nozzle throat..."
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: solid riddle, "why can a fan not produce supersonic choked flow"
ben_vulpes fumbles in dark recesses of head
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: you're not going to get choked flow with fans i don't think
ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJE4yk_8J8 << another 'rocket'
ben_vulpes: i see no choked flow
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes: yes yes
ben_vulpes: ah i see.
ben_vulpes: no, /'why' what/?
ben_vulpes: why what? why not build outbound? why did mailinator not?
ben_vulpes: apparently not, classic misrecollection
ben_vulpes: i'm probably not going to build outbound
ben_vulpes: classic, yes
ben_vulpes: trivial wwwtronix
ben_vulpes: thx, yo
ben_vulpes: !!down RodrigoBTC
ben_vulpes: now imma devoice you, message deedbot !!up
ben_vulpes: !!v A8C1C721F16ED4D230B452B915CE404FFDA3AAAE909DA06EB7C4108047A28910
ben_vulpes: !!rate RodrigoBTC 1 doolb_wen
ben_vulpes: double bang
ben_vulpes: ayyyyyyy
ben_vulpes: yeah but !!register <that_url>
ben_vulpes: dump it into p.bvulpes.com
ben_vulpes: RodrigoBTC: dude you hafta put a url where your pubkey is accessible
ben_vulpes: lol so are you going to register or what
ben_vulpes: !!key RodrigoBTC
ben_vulpes: pm to deedbot works as well
ben_vulpes: decrypt those and !!v <string in pad>
ben_vulpes: deedbot is in the habit of sending encrypted one time pads
ben_vulpes: mhm